ITT: protags who've never had a girlfriend just like me

>>382646220
Max Payne 3

>>382646290
Max Payne 3 is a protagonist?

>>382646290

But that's wrong.

>>382646220
>Implying he isn't Johnny Sins
>Implying Diana doesn't fuck his brains out whilst he's sitting there like a vegetable

He's not kissless though, and you would know that if you played Codename 47 or the Contracts flashback.

Doomguy is a virgin JUST LIKE ME

>>382646331
>>382646338
He doesn't have a girlfriend in the game

>>382646513
He does, she's just buried and dead. Fucking dumbass.

He had some happy ending in Blood money and had mutual special feeling with diana, what more do you want?

>>382646513
>protags who've never had a girlfriend
>never had
>"What is Max Payne 1 and 2?"

>>382646640
Could Max Payne speed up his movement and firing rate at will because he managed to become a wizard?

>>382646563
>>382646640
Max Payne 1 and Max Payne 2 both had gfs. Max Payne 3 did not and he shaved his head and went to Mexico.

>>382646290
He had a wife in 1 and Mona Sax in 2

>>382646781
HES THE SAME MAX PAYNE YOU FUCKING PUTO

>>382646563
Mahhahaaaaxxxx nooooo please Max, Why I didn't mean too, I'm sorry

>>382646220
Girlfriends are for normies, so I dont have one.

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Daud from Dishonored. It is stated in some kind of biographie which one can find in Dishonored 2. It says something like Daud was never interested in sex.

>>382647410
maybe he was interested in platonic love