What would you do if you were Link?

uhhhhhh I'd talk to the old man then get the runes then go to impa then capture the four divine beasts then go to hyrule castle then kill ganon

Hack the guardians and use them against the Man

>>382646302
please elaborate

>>382646154
This guy knows
>>382646302
This guy is gay, and you should pour boiling water on him for being the way he is

travel place to place fucking bitches since I'm pretty much the most attractive and wealthiest guy in that game and everyone wants love at the end of the world

>>382646235
But what if it re-hacks the guardians?

Use the Sheikah Slate to shitpost on /v/ all day.

Only BotW thread up so I'll ask here; what items should I be selling? Should I keep the gems? I want to sell the diamonds I have, are they needed to craft anything in the game?

>>382646747
no. theres' a nice gerudo lady in the goron camp who buys gems for a ton of money

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Take every dick in Hyrule

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>>382646370
yeah OK whatev Ahmed

>>382646747
Real talk nigga the only things you should be selling is excess food that youve cooked. Everything else has its use

Use the bird beast to immigrate all the people across the gorge and start over. Fuck Hyrule and fuck Ganon

>>382646154
>capture the four divine beasts
casual link detected

>>382646060
Fuck all the bitches

Eventually I would kill Ganon then friendzone that bitch Zelda and settle down with someone who isn't an autist

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>>382646880
>tfw no strong zora bf
why play

>>382646060

take that princess in a "safe" dungeon and make her my sexslave

>>382646060
impregnate Sheikah waifu

Shitpost on /v/

Fuck ruto a bunch of times

Like a lot

I would have destroyed all the Divine Beasts and as many guardians as possible.

The Sheikah were foolish to try and play an arms race with an ancient demon.

Also I would hit&quit the lonely arrow girl

>>382646060
I would just kill the old man when he told me I have to earn the glider.

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>>382646302
this desu

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>>382646060
Two birds with one bone.

Fuck Paya.
Fuck Mipha's spirit.
Fuck the girl under the tree.
Save Zelda and fuck her.
Fuck the zoras that start thinking you're handsome after you save everyone.
Fuck the truffle girls as payment for saving them from monsters.
Corner Gerudos in town in dark alleys with my voestick and tell them it's traditional to fuck it when presented otherwise no voe will like them.
Fuck the Yiga ambusher qties.

>>382646060
fuck epona, marry navy, kill zelda

I'd have told the Champions that it is a really, really stupid idea in the middle of Ganon's return and during the hacking of all guardian technology that it's a REALLY bad idea to split up and go to each guardian beast individually instead of together.

Seriously, whole crisis could've been averted if the four guardians stuck with Zelda, Link cleared out each beast by himself, and then they just shot up and fought Ganon then.

>>382646060

Leave Hyrule.
Never look back.

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Find the nearest Gerudo and press my face into her abs

>>382646747
Anything that you sell you'll probably find out you needed for something. Great fairies suck up tonnes of shit.

It all depends on quantity though. You can get buy selling things you have too much of, but you won't know what "too much" really is without knowing what each thing is used for.

Adventure and shit. Fuck and get fucked.

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Run around Hyrule in approximately this pattern.

>>382648151

Find a nice Gerudo wife and have children til the world ends

>>382648145
But you can't go further

>>382648717
I bet it's Ganon's fault

Just wonder what Ganon is up to.

>>382646060
Fuck Zelda and lick her sweet looking elf ears. Would also try to fuck the sushi princess.

>>382646060
Go back to the twilight realm and fuck Midna

>>382646060
Probably settle down in some comfy mountain and see if any dumb easily killable creatures taste nice when cooked.

Fuck going on some big mission

>>382647169
>not wanting to free every champions including your fish waifu
are you some kind of psychopath

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>>382649337
>not licking Zelda's eyebrows first

Fucking disgusting

How in the fuck do I get latest CEMU to stop crashing for fucks sake.

Tell Zelda she is indeed a shitty worthless princess who everyone hates, and I do indeed despise her because someone with my natural talents shouldn't be wasted guarding her.

>>382650509
Buy a Switch.

>>382646302
That's fucking gay bro

>>382650509
Buy the game

>>382650509
pirate the game on Wii U

>>382646060
Skip everything, go straight to Ganon. Zelda has waited long enough.

>>382650816
You don't remember her properly. Bad end. You have been gimped.

>>382650815
>>382650635

Can't rebind controls.

>>382650905
Hyrule is safe. What happens to me matters not.

Tell Rhoam he can stick around and help me out instead of pretending to have passed on. He'd be a GOAT companion, since he could spook monsters and tell me all about the different landmarks, or try to anyway.

>That there, Link, are the Arbiter's Grounds. You couldn't tell from looking at it now, but apparently this was the site of an otherworldly invasion, thousands of years ago. Today it's nothing but a ruin, a reminder of past mistakes. Just like me.

>>382651207
God no that would ruin the experience

>>382646302
>>382647901
Beautiful

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>>382651207
I like you anon :)

Trade sex for sand shoes.

>>382651207
>See that there girl? She has a quest for you to collect acorns. But you better not do it because my daughter is waiting for you to save her and the fate of the world depends on it, what the fuck are you doing pussyfooting around?

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>>382650738
>implying you'd prefer that roastie zelda bitch over qt gerudo link..
anon come on

>>382647868
but he's already dead, he's a ghost.

>>382651302
But anon that guy hates male

>>382651207
The King was a cunt

>>382651521
I can tell him this is what females look like down there. How would he know?

>>382646060
Open up a brothel in Gerudo town and whore them fucking bitches out.

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>>382646060
I would go adventuring with my husbando, Kass!

>>382651387
>homos
>being Less roastie then anyone else

wow anon

>>382651595
Kass is married with 5 children (and not to you).

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I don't know. Stuff :3c

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>>382648273
I beat the game way too early and now it's not fun anymore.
50 hours for the main quest, all memories and around 70 shrines.
I rushed way too much. I didn't even go to eventide island before beating ganon.
Now everything i do feels like there is no purpose behind it. Put an extra 40 hours into it after beating it and i think i am done with the game. The DLC only gave me 5 more hours.
Should've stoped after ganon where i had this as my last taste of the game (9.5/10) now it feels like an 8 maybe even a 7.

>>382650509
Borrow a friends wii u with Zelda.

>>382651718
Getting all 120 shrines sucks the fun out of the game if you don't use a guide because you'll be pulling your hair out trying to find the last 3 or so.

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I'd become a total slut, dressing in gerudo clothes and taking dick in every hole. No need to do any other work if my boipussi got me enough rupees :3

Post more gerudo link you sissies

>>382651595
>wife
>five adorable daughters

Kass is straight! STRAIGHT!

Why the heck is kass so damn buff compared to the aftual rito warriors in that village

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>>382651523

>>382651718
It took me 75 hours to finish the main quest, all sidequests and all shrines.

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>>382651639
Just because he's married to his wife doesn't mean we can't be closer than brothers! We can still go on adventures all across the world together!

>>382651904
Kass may be straight, but that doesn't mean he can't cuddle for warmth.

>>382651371
>This prison used to be where we stuck all the murderers, rapists, degenerates and scum that would otherwise be running amok in my kingdom. I had it placed just outside the castle, so we all could properly appreciate the sounds of whippings and the sight of back-breaking labor. Gods, I will never forgive Ganon for killing all of them before I got around to it myself.

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>>382651797
>whoring yourself out for money and not just the love of cock
You bring shame to us all

Top priority is to fuck some Zora's

I feel so lonely when I play botw. like the world is massive and there's lots of shit to do, but I still feel alone due to the lifeless npcs. I view them as npcs instead of actual characters. I was super excited to get to the goron city (""city"") and I counted 8 npcs?

>>382652130
>you will never get a zelda with 2017 technology that is actually able to render massive cities and forest
>instead you have to walk trough empty space

feels bad

>>382652130
How is that different from any Zelda other than Majora's Mask?

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>>382651904
>Why the heck is kass so damn buff compared to the aftual rito warriors in that village
You think accordions play themselves?

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>>382652130
>>382652206
This is still why I say Majora's Mask is the best.

What good is a large world if there's nothing in it? Majora's Mask is a small world filled to the brim with content, and tons of great characters and sidequests.

BotW still has best husbando though.

>>382651207
See that mountain over there, you can climb it

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>>382652389
kys featherfag

>>382646060
fug all the girls

>>382651983
>You're growing quite skillful, my boy. And I daresay some are taking notice, like that young Sheikah girl. Surprised? Ho ho, believe me, I know the ways of a young maiden in love. The look on her face was just like my future queen's the first time she laid eyes upon me. Oh, I can still remember it now. She was such a beauty that when she died, I turned to my daughter to fill the void in my life. Sadly, I could only partake in her pleasures once before the return of Calamity Ganon. She had only just turned 17, you see, the age a Hyrulian girl is as a woman. I beg you to save her quickly, for my sake.

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>>382652615
Sidon is fantastic but I personally love Kass' personality more. It wasn't that easy of a decision, as Sidon has many admirable traits, but Kass appeals to me more.

I will admit that Sidon and Link are literally perfect for eachother, though.

>>382651523
>>382651926
>realizes his methods may have been wrong and was prepared to let zelda do her thing when she came back
>Calamity: Surprise motherfucker

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>>382652797
Thanks anon, that's nice of you to at least admit it. I wish you the best for you and your proud bird husbando.

>>382652130
Agreed.
>wow more ruins.
>even more ruins of a "once was a big town"
>ruins where treasures sit inside the "housses"
>some no name npc's getting attacked by the same enemies over and over
>yiga clan ambush for the 60th time this play session
>forgotten temple
>forgotten city
>forgotten statues
>forgotten cathedrals
Ruins ruins ruins. And i just now realized that basically every single hylian is a wanderer because they dont have a town. Except for the one you build after cutting down the forest 5 times.
I don't know Lads. This game lost its magic after 30 or so hours. You never knew what was behind anything. What kind of new shit awaits you. Now you know. A moblin camp, a hinox, some korok seeds here and there. After you realize that there are only 5 different enemies, it kinda sucks. The moldulga fight could've also been a lot better. But it was a nice surprise.
The whole game had a ton of "Ok now they're only showing of the technology"-moments. Like the ice cube side quest in the desert where you have to walk along the shadows in order for it not to melt. Good sidequest though.

>>382651998
Zora's what?

>>382651595
I'm surprised he didn't get his own amiibo.

>>382652980
To add. The last 60 shrines i found where either Walk Up and get it or Test of strength. Seriously how many actual puzzle shrines are there? 40?

>>382652980
> Like the ice cube side quest in the desert where you have to walk along the shadows in order for it not to melt. Good sidequest though.
You didn't notice that you also don't take heat damage while in the shadows? They didn't need to show that off to you

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>>382646060
Impregnate Zelda and then go play Ocarina of Time.

>>382653137
I noticed of course and iirc, you Do take damage even in the shadows if it's at the height of the day heat where you still need an elixir even after the Trap dress.

>>382652980
>30 hours
So you played it about as long as any zelda game?

>>382653351
I have exactly 90 hours put into it. And for now, that's enough for me. Until the next DLC with the story and dungeon comes out.

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>>382652947
I mean, it's basically undeniable. They have perfect chemistry.

>>382653037
He probably will for the 2nd DLC, seeing as he had a pretty big focus in the trailers and promo stuff, and the champions got their amiibo's around the 1st DLC.

It'd be the only Amiibo I'd ever buy.

>>382652395
See that mountain? I named it after me

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>Beat Master Sword Trial in normal
>Last few floors were kinda hard because I was low on arrows but I managed to get through
>Try it on my Master Mode file
>3 black Bokoblins with regenerating HP on the first set of floors and get barely get any leeway on one without the others healing themselves
>end up just dying

>do 120 shrines and only then do I get the actual link outfit
>realize now it looks a bit gay and childish compared to the other clothes

>>382653989
Wear it with the hylian leggings and it suddenly becomes a lot less kiddy-fiddlery

>>382646302
Fuck you

>>382653989
Yeah, looks pretty bad. Not to mention you have no use for it when you've finished most of the content by then.
My current outfit is
Climbing shirt dyed white
Knight leggings dyed black
Amber earrings
Link looks pretty good in it.

>>382653796
>being this bad at a videogame for toddlers

Would I be considered a Nintenbro if I were to say that I love everything about this game and think its better than OoT?

>>382654891
>having a single outfit instead of just changing outfit every 30 seconds depending on the situation

>>382655046
I don't love everything about the game but I do consider it the best zelda game to date. WW, OoT and MM had more fulfilling stories though

Buy all the masks from the monster guy and have Bokoblin and Lizalfos orgies.

>>382654940
Alright there mr. anon, master of videogames.

>>382655126
This. BotW had the weakest story of all 3D Zeldas but holy shit it's just so good in every other way I don't care.

>>382646302
You'd literally burn to death in that outfit.

>>382655138
but why do you need masks if you can already have orgies?

>>382646154
I would do this and then claim all the pussy I could. Seriously, every chick has a crush on Link, if his testosterone levels were higher he'd be just about grinding up on all of the females

>>382648012
Fuck the Yiga ambush cuties and learn their teleporting move, so you can tele-fuck everyone

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>>382656010
>slutty clothes on men cause spontaneous combustion
Fascinating

>>382654736
anon got a 'strange boner' and feels bad about it :3

>>382646060
Get with Purah

>>382657538
What would be the feeling when you fuck yiga cuties?

>>382658943
Is Purah pure?

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>>382658943
Purah is not for lewd! jk I'd fuck the shit out of that little slut

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Find some Papaya seeds.

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>>382660352
Would you be pure if you got turned into a little girl with the mind of an elderly women who probably hasn't had a real good dicking in ages?

>>382660814
>you got turned into a little girl
I don't like dicks, so I'd just turn lesbian.

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>>382651935
patrician taste my friend

>>382661015
That's cool but like I said you aren't keeping your mind, you get her mind so yes you will love dicks, you will love big thick cock tearing up your tight little cunny

>>382661462
You're assuming she does like dicks though. Maybe she never did.

>>382646060
Wonder why I'm trapped in a shit game instead of majoras mask.

>>382646060
BUILD A FORT

>>382661631
All girls like dick anon

>>382646060
Fuck the first girl to hit on me.

>>382661881
That's factually wrong.

>>382662058
As a girl it isn't. Some just prefer fake dicks.

>>382662058
It's actually factually correct

>>382652980
I love ruins. The game reminded me of Shadow of the Colossus, one of my favourite games.

Can we please get back to best sissy link please? maybe more fine art like this >>382661271

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>>382662534
No let's get back to how I'd like to fuck this fish

>>382662371
>if it's true for me, it's true for everybody else
Stop being so wrong already.

>>382662393
Nice source.

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>>382663024
>There's a bed in East Resevoir
>Surrounded by drinks
>None of the Zora sleep in beds
>Has a heart shaped floor patten
>Right next to the elephant where Link and Mipha hung out

Link already fucked that fish

>>382663472
That's some game theory ass shit, there are way more obvious hints that at least Mipha wanted link to cum on her eggs

Masturbate to myself in the mirror.

I'd make a nature documentary called Lynels in the Mist with the Sheikah slate. It would end not far in with a giant sword headed straight for the camera.

Homos ruin everything.

>>382650509
Buy a Switch or Wii U

>>382646060
Working on it, boss. 30 shrines, currently touring around Lurelin Village.

>>382646060
Find Paya and fuck her forever

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>>382663861
Come on we can all be friends here, they can suck on their cocks and I can fuck fish

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>>382663024
Alright

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>>382664134

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>>382663024
>>382664063

Some 4 foot 11 midget from the Legend of Zelda General commissioned a six foot Mipha sexdoll plush for 2000 Ameribucks

Do you have that kind of devotion to your fishancée?

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>>382664364
>six foot
Apparently he's not very devoted if he thinks that her height

>>382664820
She'd be 100% perfect with a cock let's be honest.

>>382664820
Link have to be absolute midget if she's not six foot

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>>382665079
But sharks have two dicks

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>>382665079
Yeah she would
>>382665110
Link's a manlet

>>382665271
For fucks sake that fucking game is turning me into some weirdo furry AND into a faggot. Is that the agenda of the japanese man? subverting us superior westerners?

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>>382665502
Take the Omega-3 pill senpai

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>>382665502
I wouldn't really classify her as furry material, I don't know what but not furry

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Settle down with a cute Bokoblin girlfriend (male)

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>>382646060
Be hyped I'm such a qt

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>>382665502
I wasn't ever really into muscle grills but shit some of those Gerudo do things to my dick

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This is a good thread.

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>>382666416
but you have to save the world

>>382665890
I sometimes can't bring myself to attack a moblin + boko camp because they look like such good friends.

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>>382667673
And be a pretty man while doing it

>>382668170
And you must be hero

>>382646060
>what would yo do if you were OP
eat shit and die

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>>382666647
I want to fuck that fish

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>>382668542

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>>382667706
Bokos are cute. moblins should not exist

>>382662058
everyone is obsessed with the dick. men are obsessed with their own dicks even more so than women

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>>382646880
Why does /v/ become so gay?

>>382652943

>le evil strikes when the inner conflict of father and daughter are getting fixed clique'

I fucking hate this game's story, literally 60s cartoons did it better

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>>382672913
Penises are great

>>382673113
That's a cliche? what other stories have that plot

>>382646060
Realistically, like everyone else on /v/? Die very early on.

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>>382673113
Name two stories that follow this

>>382673691
I don't think Link dies that easily.
He could just be fainted like other Hylians when the game is over

Find a mirror and then masturbate to myself.

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>>382647820
Isn't Ruto the elephant divine beast?

>>382646060
touch myself

>>382676224
vah ruta.
anyway fucking elephant may could bring me new feelings.

>>382676224
there's a ruto in OOT

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>>382646060
>Kill a couple of guardians,make their armor,go fuck loone while wearing the armor
>go to hate no village and fuck prima while the fat fuck who likes her watches from outside
>go to the armor shop in hate no and fuck the shy girl in the corner since she'd probably be to shy to even cry for help
>kill Hudson and then fuck his wife after trying to comfort her
>go after the couple looking for silent flowers and fuck the guy's wife after lying to him about where he can find some and telling him he should go there while I protect his wife so he can surprise her
>Fuck the stable girl who's hungry links dick
>fuck paya in her room and carry her to the bottom floor to cum inside her in front of impa
>Got gud at shield surfing,impress and marry selmie,fuck her and live a happy life together

>>382676959
You monster, Master Sword may slash you

>>382646060
Make the guilt-ridden Zelda my willing fuck slave as a way of getting back at her for 100 years of suffering.

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>>382646060
Everyone

Play with my cute new body, rejoice at the fact I'm no longer a fat ugly autist.

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Ride big Gerudo futa dicks until my sphincter prolapsed

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Complete the quest given me by the King and help Zelda rebuild Hyrule. Then I'll take a Gerudo bride and have 7 kids with her and train them all into expert sword fighters

>>382646060
i'd buy a Switch and right after that i would start shitposting on /v/ about sony and nintendo.

>>382672913
>/v/ loves traps meme gets thrown around jokingly
>Second gen posters think its a fact and spout is as truth.
>Third gen posters ardently defend that /v/ has always loved traps.
>Suddenly gen 1 posters are alienated and accused of being newfags when they deny the claims.

>>382646060
i would make the entire gerudo clan my harem and live as their king breeding them 24/7

>>382646060
Fuck all of the Zora women, seriously I cant stop getting aroused by them

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>>382680304
>stopping at prolapse
Pussy

>>382646880
http://archiveofourown.org/works/11097045

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>>382646060
I AM NOT LINK

I AM RECHTS

>>382682683
pretty gay

>>382646060
Marry Paya

marry paya without telling zelda and use Z as a fuck buddy while growing old and happy with best girl

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>>382646060

I hardly know what to do with myself, much less if I was another person entirely. How does one even answer this question?

Have lots of unprotected sex with Paya. Put rescuing the princess on hiatus.