Nu-Crash

>>382642316
>temple run is hard

>>382642316
No it isn't, it's just well-designed.

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>>382642316

>>382643001
>one wumpa run
the madman

>>382643065
Ni**er

>>382643254
what's a nibber?

>>382642897
Just like Dark Souls!

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>>382642316
I really want a soulslike game with this kind of colorful artstyle

>>382643254
N*gger>>382643065

>>382643752
hi kuro

>>382643065

>likes God of War AND Bleach

Your alright

I put down a white wumpastone near the entrance to Ripper Roo. Can anyone help me out? His second phase is basically impossible.

>>382643752

Atleast make a fucking sandwitch with that bread don't just shove it in your mouth

>>382644343
its an anime you retarded weeb

>>382643752

Stupid loli gets cocky and pretends she will eat this bread

>>382643752
Try let it die, its f2p on ps4, but the pay to play doesnt come in unless you suck ass, the game gets boring after 30 floors or so, but for free its worth it. Again, fags will call it p2w but you dont pay a cent if you arent garbage at the game

>>382643065
nigger

>tfw 1 second off the world record run in Boulder Dash
I'm not that good at platformers so I'm pretty content with that ladm8s

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>>382643065
Nigga ugly lmaooooo

I like this meme

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>>382643065
Just got mine.

>>382644837

My fucking sides

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>>382644786
>let it die
>colourful

>>382645431
>fake nails

Dude are you gay or something ?

You think crash 3 is easy?

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>>382645784

>>382643065
bet you stole it darkie

>>382645817
Good old DSP

>>382643001
>>382645696
KEK that's a good one

>>382645431
hi, malaysian

>>382646036
kek I saw you accidentally posting this in the character design thread

>>382646036
I just want you to know I caught your mistake

>>382646036
>Shammy
I'd say good taste, but he somehow actually liked the ending of Owlboy despite constantly shitting on the ending of BONE when they're equally as fucking terrible.

naw mario maker is still the torture chamber

also darksouls isnt hard

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>>382644308

Got me

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Gee Crash, TWO bandicooches?

>>382644837

Eyoooooo.

>>382645852
Like I stole your bitch and yo moms, cuck boi.

crash 1 is the tough one, 2 and 3 are way more forgiving and easier.

>>382645817
is DSP the stupidest person on youtube?
how can he be so idiot?

>>382646575
does tawna like anal

>>382647134
Let's be real here. In crash 1 you can jump on most of the shit that's on the sides and some of the secrets in crash 2 and 3 require you to jump into walls, pits and other things.

>>382643065
Why do niggers like shonen so much?

>>382647223

Only when Crash is the bottom

>>382647294
The same reason why they like fighting games

>>382645817
Don't watch this guy but I know who he is and why he's popular

He has to be putting on a show, no way that was on accident

>>382647294
Maybe Japs pay niggers to endorse their games because their research on America tells them that black culture has become the popular culture in America.

are you people seriously so shit at baby mode platformers that this has to get called dark souls at every turn

>>382647826
he is either bad, really bad and have low IQ or he is faking to gain views

>>382647826
He's obviously thinking there might be a secret there.

>>382647894
no one here called dark souls you idiot it was some stupid woman who said it was so hard it was dark souls

>>382647294
Their development got stuck at 11 years old

I don't get it, is this a joke or something? The max times I ever died in a row on any of the old crash's was like 10 times. and that was because I was going for hard to reach boxes. It's just a trial and error game.

>>382642316
Fuck off you fucking retard.
This is an 18 plus board.

>>382642316
THAT casual?

>Copy comes in the mail today
Fuck, can't wait. Gonna go put in my squat plug early.

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>>382648104
>>382648117

>>382643065
enjoy your game anon

I WANT CRASH BASH REMADE SO MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH

>>382645817
How was I supposed to know that would kill me? *snort*

>>382648163
>game was supposed to arrive today
>post office is on strike
I WANT TO KILL EVERYBOOOOOODDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>382642316
>>382642364
>>382643001
>>382644837

Fuck off with this autism, not everything is Dark Souls, and thank fuck for that. Game is an overrated pile of unfinished trash.

>>382645960
>>382647134
>>382647826
>>382647914
>>382647956

why do you guys think it's so dumb

that['s the kind of thing anyone would do. jump to get the upgrade. realise you can't progress further and are marooned on a platform with escape made awkward by a bad camera angle. decide to just try and jump on the scenery because fuck it.

no one thing dsp does out of context makes him an idiot, it's the repetition and whining

>>382644837
heh

>>382648259
>post office is on strike

what happened anon?

>>382648186
Please don't turn this into another retarded meme.

Spyro: legendary trilogy, when? I miss him so much, /v/ros.

>>382648308
I'm watching him play the bike level Crash 3 he is the dumbest person I've ever seen

>>382648305
Truly the dark souls of shitposting.

>>382647826
It looks like a jumpable ledge. I can see why he'd tried it. Hell, I'd have tried it.

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>Crash 1
>Gem requires not to die once
>easy enough, just take your time

>N.Sane Crash 1
>introduces shitty time relics
>forced to play through same stage, without dying, at high speed

>>382648340
it already happened anon

>tfw my copy is arriving today

postman better hurry the fuck up

>>382648329
marxism-leninism.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bO_-KSuhOHs
Just turn off the audio

>>382648259
>>382648163
>>382648495
>All these good lads that got fucked by Amazon.
They can't keep getting away with it!

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>Good game is released
>instead of talking about how we like it, we turn it into an anoying meme from hell

>>382645817
>gains a life by dying

Fucking casualised game

>>382644786
you can be as good as you want on let it die, there's still a lot of bullshit to deal with, I've had hunters/haters one shot me despite being fully armored and healed.

>>382648586
>/v/
>talk about games

>was planning on buying today as my check deposited early
>have literally enough to pay rent and not a cent more after

fuck. don't get paid again until the middle of the month.

>>382648586
>memes ruined my life :((((

So did they make the game harder? Or has everyone just forgotten everything about these games?

How is Crash Bandicoot even a difficult game? The original games on PS1 were piss easy when I played them as a teenager.

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women was a mistake

>>382648674
>Our*
>Lives*

>>382645693
it gets colorful in the opening mission and pass 20th floor somewhat

>>382648545
>order a copy on amazon uk
>check it a couple of hours later
>out of stock until july 5th and price increased £3

i must have got one of the very last few kek

>>382648712
apparently the jumps are tighter in the remake and they added new levels that were deemed too hard for the original release

>>382648684
It's mainly down to the way the controls and hitboxes work in the new version.

You don't jump as high or far, edges are very slippery so you can land but still fall down a pit etc

There's a lot less room for error this time around.

>Difficulty is a bad thing now
Difficulty is what fucking creates replayabity when done right you fucking idiots!

>>382648851
Can you use the d-pad still?

>>382648936
You can.

>Nintendo
>gets invincibility mode so anyone can play in Starfox
>gets auto drive mode so anyone can play in Mario kart
>Sony
>Fuck you.png

>>382643065
Anyone who likes Gintama is okay in my book.

>>382648719
Truly the dark souls of women

>>382648498
>BAWWWWWWWWWWWW UGUU I WANT TO PLAY MY ELECTRONIC TOYS FUCK WORKER RIGHTS WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>382649009
>Microsoft
>Cancels games so no one can play anything

>>382648843

The added levels aren't there, I don't know if the actual jumping is off though I do have some problems with it but I don't know if it's just me.

>>382648712

1 has some pretty hard levels though especially when going for gems.

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>>382649134
>WORKER RIGHTS

>>382649195
But they got the xbone x, which has a lot of terraflops and another x

>>382649381
Minecraft in 4k anyone? ehh? EHHHHH?

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>>382644837

Now they need to make a new Party Crash game that includes both Crash Bash and Crash Team Racing with multiplayer. THAT WOULD BE MY FUCKING JAM.

>>382648443
What no it doesn't?

>>382642316
>This is the Dark Souls of Platformers

so when it comes to pc it will run at a proper frame rate?

pc version when?

So, what are the two secret trophies for Crash 1?

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Stop

>>382649630
It's the same colour and same tiling pattern as the regular floor. Looks Crash sized, too. That hole was made for him.

If it was a secret, it'd be a great, one, one that rewarded you for paying attention to the level.

PS2 KIDDIES DO NOT UNDERSTAND DIFFICULTY
CRASH IS 1/10TH AS HARD AS A NES PLATFORMER

DARK SOULS IS 1/16TH AS HARD AS A NES PLATFORMER

>>382648545
A bunch of Amazon Leaf copies arrived a day early

one of the few times they've been compitent

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>>382649195

>>382642316
dark souls was a hallway walking simulator?

>>382649798
Jesus Christ, this happens every fucking time. New game comes out that /v/ is interested, there's gonna be multiple goddamn threads for a couple days.

>>382649829
I don't know man, I emulate NES shit all the time and it's not that hard. Passwords are annoying to write down, that's about it.

>That Wonderboy remake that lets you load your original save
Yeah I know it was Master System, it's still great.

>>382643065
>D. Gray-man
Jesus that's gay desu.

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>Green gem in Crash 1

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>>382648631

>>382648631
are you retarded?

Is this shill general?

>>382649609
Man when people played Crash Bash or CTR back in the day, did they have a multitap? I never knew those existed until I went to a friends house. But now with consoles come default with 4 player connectivity and with online being a thing, think of the chaos which will be CTR.

>>382650158
>The jumping lizard's fucked up hitbox ruins your jump to the ! box at the very end

gonna kys myself

>>382650771
happened to me more than once..

>>382645817
In his defense, that is some really bad environment design.

>>382650231
>>382650298

It was a joke you autists

>>382650771

>Near the end with the lizard jumping between 2 pushing blocks
>Forget that spinning doesn't work in a panic
>Push myself off the edge

Just end it.

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>>382648719
>Could Crash Bandicoot be the Dark Souls moment for females in video games?

>>382650932
Truly they are the superior gamers

>>382650771
>gonna kill yourself myself

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>>382650914

>>382650914
I thought it was funny Anon

>>382645817
the platform have a pointy part that looks like it's hinting the direction,
then there's a area that seems like u can jump onto.

It's rare to have someone making such mistake,
but i can see why an absolute idiot will do so.

Shitposting aside am I the only one that was surprised at how they just remake all three games and packaged them instead of releasing one by one at full price?

>>382648340
It deserves to be a meme because of how retarded game journos are

>>382649195
the real dark souls

>>382643001
Kekd

>>382647294
because they're brainlets

>>382648719
>aren't going to know whats hit them

Proofread your shit, you dumb bitch!
P.S. You suck at games.

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>>382646603
fucking
rekt

>>382651693
I'm fully expecting them to let you buy them one by one at least digitally in the near future.

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>start game
>AYYOOOOO AN ACTIVISION GAME
>AYOOOO VICARIOUS VISIONS AYOOOO HOL UP
>2 minute unskippable animation of Crash jumping in the HD remake machine
>AYOOOOO CRASH BANDICOOT AYOOOOO AYOOOOOOO
>finally get to title screen
>push "cross" button
>OOOGA BOOGA WE WUZ BANDICOOTS AN SHEEEEIITTTT

>>382642316
Epic meme. Remind me what's the dark souls of porn games?

>>382648719
>Womamemes literally can't handle fucking Crash Bandicoot

my god

What if you were to give this game to, say, twenty... or so intelligent people i mean, what would that do? Let's face it what would it do?

>>382653317
Intelligent people are notorious for not being able to have any fun no matter the circumstances.

>>382646603

Based.

>>382642316

I beat all 3 crash games when I was fucking 8 years old when they released.

you telling me anons here and journalists are finding it difficult? laughable.

>>382645696
Don't forget aku aku as a spell

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>>382653317
What the fuck!? It's that bloody bandicoot. Quick, into character.

>>382645431
C H E R A S
H
E
R
A
S

>>382642316
Everyone will be forgot this crap when Splatoon 2 arrive

Crash is a mediocre platformer where the difficulty comes from the awful camera angles and floaty controls rather than the actual game being the source of challenge.

>>382647826
>DSP
>popular
/v/ just won't shut up about him

>>382653804
How do you type out his laugh, /v/?

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>native fortress

>>382643752
It's called Breath of the Wild

So is there no way to check the leaderboards for Hot Coco or Eggipus Rex?

>>382643065
kill yourselr

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>161 posts
>No one picked up on this joke from Super Best Friends

>You just let Matt invent a meme

>>382651331
There's alcoves like that on all walls in the level, none of them go anywhere, the level is literally a forking corridor.

>everyone complaining about high road
Enjoy slippery climb famalams

>>382649009
What does Sony have to do with this?

>>382645431
>Using filter on such a basic photo
O I am laffin

>this game is super hard!!!

I'm sure most people here beat the first one when they were 10 or under. Is this a joke?

Are "gamers" just retarded?

>>382654996
yes

>>382643065
HE'S A NIGGER

HE'S A NIGGER

HE'S A NIGGER

A NIGGER

LOOK

THERE'S A NIGGER

>>382654526
the fuck are you talking about you e-celeb nuthugger

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SUPER MEAT BOY HAS BEEN DETHRONED

>>382643254
Oh fuck, my eyes.

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>>382655992
>the dark souls of action rpgs

>>382643065
BLACKED

>>382656350
>>382655992
> some zombie game: DARK SOULS OF FPS
> not Stalker
at least normies wont take over my threads

>postman STILL hasnt delivered my copy of crash

its almost fucking 3pm hurry up

>>382648305
this

Why don't you guys just go to the store instead of waiting for mailmen that aren't coming?

>>382654149
YAHUHUHEHUHU YEEHIHIHYEHYAHAHA

So we're all in agreement that Coco is cute, CUTE! right?

>>382643065
is it good

Did they move the cortex tokens in jaws of darkness or am I just retarded? I can't seem to find them anymore

>>382655365
Kramer I told you not to go to pol.

>>382643065

>God of War
>Gintama
>Bleach

It's the most "00's anime fan/I low key watch anime" pic I've ever seen

the high road is fucking stupid. who really designed this shit, it isnt a "level" its literally a string of awkwardly placed tiny platforms

I 100% Crash 1 and 2 for fun on my PSP for years before this remaster was released.

I bet none of you could even dream of 40%ing Rayman 1.

>>382658681
>tfw havent even beat rayman 1 on my ps1 yet

some of those later levels are actual bullshit

>>382643065
nigga bleach

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>all these anons and journalists going on about how difficult the game is
>emulate the original to see what the big deal is
>it's easy as fuck
Fucking normies

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>>382643065
>>382642364
>>382645431
That's the wrong cover

>>382659469
Controls are fucked in the remaster

>>382642316
I'm trying to get Sunset Vista's plat relic

Wish me luck anons

>>382659597
I think you are exaggerating. It's not that terrible, but the slippery corners is sometimes really unfaire, very true. I hope they will correct it with a patch

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>>382648719
>roguelite

>>382646526
reddit shitter aLO GOT ME

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MFW children think dark souls is diffcult but your mind goes back when you spent ages with crash on psone

>>382648719
Uh this bitch just sucks at it, my wife already got a platinum trophy for crash.
She knows those games like the back of my dick

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Children nowadays don t know how to platform

>>382660207
To be fair, Playstation hasn't had a good platformer since never

>>382660207
Truly the dark souls of 'back in my day'

Anyone else find Crash 1 to be their favorite after playing this collection. It feels like the most pure platforming experience and has the best challenge. Also has the best atmosphere, and the feeling of progressing through the islands is nice.

>>382652857
Of all the bait, the "cross" button part got me the best

>>382660889
Its truly the dark souls of the first being the best game

The motion blur makes me physically ill. Like I have to stop after about half an hour of playing because I feel like throwing up.

>>382660889
crash 1 has always been my favourite, crash 2 has wierd settings for the levels and crash 3 is full of gimmicks

>>382659597
>>382659742
https://www.reddit.com/r/crashbandicoot/comments/6ky5d1/i_compared_crashs_jump_physics_on_the_ps4_to_the/

See this

>>382642316
I wish I could bitch slap you.

>>382659473
disgusting

>>382648719
>Rougelite

What the fuck is she talking about?

>>382648498
>monkey land
You're irrelevant, stop posting.

>>382642316
>big loading times
Speed runers are dead

>>382655992
>Shin Megami Tensei IV
>The Darksouls of Persona games
what

I wish this phrase was never created.
Now its used to describe anything and everything with a modicum of difficulty.

Cinematic experiences in games and walking simulators were a mistake.

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Nice fucking game

>>382656835
>>382648305
It's in reference to an article that called it Dark Souls

>>382662004
lol faggot

become proficient

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>>382648719
>Crash Bandicoot
>roguelite

is coco cute?

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>Crash 2 jetpack level

>>382650927
same thing happened to me :(

>>382662861
I dunno. Post some references and I'll judge with my dick.

>>382649195
Is Microsoft the Dark Souls of consoles?

>>382643882
Nogger?

>>382662004
rekt

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>>382655992
>Dark souls is used as adjective now

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>>382648545
>mfw my copy came on time

>>382645817
No joke he called Crash 1 harder than Dark Souls during his PS1 playthrough.

>>382649798
filter

>>382657040
Nobody on /v/ has a car/license/will to be outside

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>OVER 800 ATTEMPTS AT THE HIGH ROAD RELIC
>DIED 4 TIMES ON THE LAST FUCKING JUMP

I can't do this anymore I'm losing my mind

>>382662004
hahahaha, scrub

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I think I'm becoming DSP.

>>382664605
That's actually pretty funny.

>>382664605
Just go behind them. There's a log behind you that doesn't have spike in it. Jump on it and fall behind it. There's a platform that lets you walk to the left side for a while.

Why is no one talking about crash 3

>>382664974
Serious players are platinuming 1 and 2, also 3 is easy af compared to them

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>>382664517
I was about to the thread and get mad about The High Road relic and I am glad someone did it before me. This fucking shit is driving me up the wall, fuck turtle jumps so god dam much.

>>382648719
Look at her. You don't even need to read the article to know how she's full of shit.

>>382665106
just quit it

Were we just better at platformers back then?

>>382665220
I have to get it done eventually.

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>>382648719
>comments on the article disable
like clockwork

>>382665106
seriously, all I see is people complaining about slippery climb but I got that in 20 minutes, while high road is driving me crazy

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>>382643065
>D Gray Man poster
Ignore the shitposters. You are alright.

>>382665228
You are just ass thats all

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>>382661087
>reddit

>>382643001
WOAH

>>382642316
This isn't hard.
I beat half of the developer times on Time Trials when I was a kid.
Jesus, so many plebbitfags are here...

>>382665709
Yeah on crash 3 lol try relics in 1 bitch

Does coco have differences compared to crash? Like can one run faster than the other?

>>382665709
it's a fucking joke making fun of video game journalists that are horrible at video games, retard

>>382665953
Coco's superpower is that she's cute, CUTE!

>>382665561
Get over it and join the shitposting anon or migrate like everyone else did.

the jumping in crash was always stiff and awkward, especially with that flip move he does

is there a slight pause after the slide in crash III?there is with coco but i never played as crash because i am a faggot

Some of the bosses were really tough for me, as a kid, I remember how brutal N.Gin was

>>382664191
It probably is. Dark Souls isn't horribly difficult after you internalise the mechanics.

>>382666240
The bosses are probably the easiest part though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpbRthSIOVY