>"sigh"
>>382638987
>le sigh
>>382638987
>that player who posts normalfag twitch memes
>>382638987
>can't express disappointment without being "that" player
emotionless faggot /b/ros in 2017 where are we at?
>ellipses
>>382639130
Just tell someone to stop being a bitch, instead of being some pussy whipped passive aggressive faggot
>>382638987
>they win
>gg :)
>they lose
> ᅠᅠ
>that one ego-stroking faggot who joins servers in small online communities and imediately gets his dick sucked for knowing one entire extra technique than the rest of the riffraff
>starts spouting memes and acting as a captain while snobbing everyone
we all know that guy
>that player who says "nigger" unironically
>that player who spams annoying, unfunny binds (and has an anime profile picture)
>that player who needs nasal spray and talks nonstop on the mic
>that player who says his team sucks when he's playing the worst
>that healer who doesn't heal and attacks
>that player who goes in the wrong lane and feeds
>that player who unallies you after allying you for half the game
>that player with <100 hours on your team
>that player who types instead of plays
>>382639101
cmonBruh
>>382639778
>that player that spams "loud_nigra.mp3" on the mic when he loses
My favourite kind of player tbqh
>>382639778
nigger
>>382639616
>they win
>
they lose
>
>>382639778
>that player who says "nigger" unironically
What's wrong with this? If I hear Jamal telling me to switch off Torbjorn I can atleast let him know how I feel about him.
>>382639778
nigger unironically
was at anime expo, some faggot kept glancing at me after every match in tekken 7, win or lose.
>>382640416
nigger isnt a feeling
just say you hate him because he's black
>>382639101
But anon, that emote is a perfect representation of /v/
>>382640490
Could you take him if he tried to fight you?
>That player who is trash and claims they play for funin ranked
>?
>the guy who shows up
>gets to the top of the scoreboard
>says nothing the whole timeIt was me
>>382640716
Who doesn't love fun? :)
>lol
>>382639778
healers who attack are the best kinds of healers
>>382640664
im not a violent person but i am muscular and i have strong features so i guess maybe i look more intimidating than i really am. but yeah, i probably could, desu.
>"nigger"
>>382640872
nice
>that player who says absolutely nothing and just keep killing himself
>>382640872
You lift bro?
>>382640847
die
>
>>382639101
PogChamp
PogChamp
>someone on your team randomly dc's in a ranked game
>he didn't say shit all match so you can't tell if he ragequitted or his connection fucked up
>>382640303
>>382640416
>>382640419
>/pol/fags still think they're funny and relevant
>>382639101
>that player who speaks normalfag twitch memes
>>382638987
>^^
>:3
>:c
>:)
>:D
Honestly just fuck anybody and everybody who uses emoticons. Fucking garbage humans.only acceptable emote is ;w;
http://inishie-dungeon.com/en_test/
>>382641116
they're gonna be relevant for atleast 8 years
>>382639101
>"yeah man that was an epic match 4head"
>That russian guy whose mic sounds like a fucking jet engine
>That player who laughs and says they're so drunk right now over mic
>that player who laughs and says they're so high right now over mic
>"HAHAHAHA XD"
>>382641164
i sound too serious and uneasy to people if i don't put those at the end of messages
>That faggot who joins the teamchat and spams "sigh" over and over again until someone asks him if he's ok so he can spend all match bitching about his stupid problems
>If no one responds to him he just leaves
>*cykavodka has joined the voice channel*
>"FUAAACKING NOOHBS!"
>*cykavodka has left the voice channel*
>>382641376
cykavodka is my kind of guy
>Press X to talk
>*coughs*
>>382641218
>/pol/fags are so delusional as to believe they were the ones who memed trump into presidency, not the thousands of middle americans who voted for him
>>382641164
what aboutUwUandOwO?
>that guy who went in deep every time and got himself killed
>one time he actually went ham and destroyed the other team
>he uses this reason to keep on doing it despite it not working nine times out of ten
>>382640020
>>382641086
>>382640603
Kill yourselves
>>382638987
>...*cringe*
>>382638987
>"""girl""" goes in teamchat
>>382641559
haHAA I'm old enough to post here haHAA
>>382641524
dude, shut the fuck up. if it worked once it will wokr again.
>>382641650
I only wrote that becausethat guy is me
>>382641493
>implying it didn't have a big influence
The election's main battleground was internet, and /pol/tards don't have a thing to do in their lifes apart going on 4chan and twitter.
>>382641493
>libtards think /pol/ has enough influence to meme Trump into presidency
/pol/tards who think they have power are just as moronic as the libtards who think /pol/ has power.
>>382641734
We also watch anime, play vidya, & eat out on the occasion.
>>382641493
Yeah, they're saying their memes inspired (meme'd) people to vote Trump. Honestly they are probably correct given that the US election is a popularity contest and as such can be influenced by pop culture/memes.
>>382641805
>>382639616
>they win
>ez game ez lose
>how are we doing tonight bros
>what are we playing tonight
>what do we need to win?
>we
>close game
it wasnt a close game
>that little kid with some cs go skin scam site adress in his name that shitposts in the chat every time he is killed and he sucks dick at any and every game he plays
>>382641805
exactly
>>382641734
AN influence, sure you could probably prove that, but "big" is a stretch
>there's a streamer in the match
>one guy is acting retarded for attention
>>382641618
>girl says something in voicechat
>guy who has been totally silent the entire time is suddenly a chatty kathy captain boyscout trying to get everyone to work as a team
>girl says something in voicechat
>guy who has been generally talkative and completely nice goes radio silent for remainder of the time
>>382641931
>Come on guys we can do it
>guys the (power weapon) has spawned
>We're doing good guys
>come on guys just stick by me
>>382641957
>play game
>it's a stomp
>say gg close
>say gg ez if it was actually close
>that guy who's been playing the game for like a decade and is utterly burned out and needs to move on, but has no idea how to, so he sticks around and complains about everything in the game
>that player who doesn't talk but sounds like they're eating chips really loudly
>>382642118
>heavy breathing
>That guy with aimbot that joins with 5 of his bot accounts who flollows him around and also aimbots
>>382642080
/v/ summed up
>die, spectate teammates
>one guy is having trouble even controlling the character, can't move and aim at the same time
>look at his playtime
>262 hours
>that kid who photoshops himself with vidya characters
>>382639101
I fucking hate these people.
>>382639616
>playing with randoms vs a grouped team
>lose in a landslide
>round of gg's from the group
>inform them that the match was actually shit
>"LOL SALT AND PEPPER" "HAH YOUR TEAM WAS ACTUALLY DOING GOOD EXCEPT FOR YOU"
Every time. Talking shit after getting stomped in a crappy match is amusing but these game communities retort like a broken record
>push to talk
>rips bong over mic
>>382642227
Successful people do this kind of thing a lot, it's called visualization.
>>382642227
>That kid who runs track with his arms straight back like sonic
>>382642223
It would be incredibly painful to play from that position, especially with your back deliberately arched like that.
You'd at least need a pillow under your chest
>>382642180
>Player leave his mic on and there's talking in the background
>tell the player he his mic is on and we can hear it
>Either ignored or player can't hear me because he leaves his mic on for the entire match
>player X on the enemy team is doing exceptionally bad
>player Y "guys please report X"
>report player Y
>shut up X is the best player on your team
Every time
>>382642313
>visualization
So all those Twilight fangirls are just "visualizing"?
>>382642335
>sonic
Uhm, I'm thinking you mean Naruto, right?
>>382642420
Girls aren't the same, they just have things they want and hope that some day a man will get it for them.
>>382642420
Definitely
>>382641984
That's the correct play though, let that shithead streamer and his dumb ass chat know who's boss
>>382641164
;_;
>>382638987
>people who greentext in game
>>382640716
what if they're actually good and play for fun?
>>382641559
That's kinda cute desu
>>382641289
>>382641164
Fucking Germans and their emotes
>talk on mic a lot
>some guy in text chat says he loves my voice
>tells me to talk more
I miss that server.
>>382642118
>that player who doesn't turn push to talk on, so you can hear his family cooking in the background
>that player who doesn't turn push to talk on so you can hear his spic parents playing salsa music in the background
>>382641164
>Those people with at least 6 emoticons just in their profile name
>They also have the flower banana filter on their avi
>>382641805
>t. jealous lefty
>that player who is the MVP by far and won't stop shit talking his team
>>382642703
>The person who doesn't turn push to talk on, so you can hear harsh racial slurs in the back ground
>there's a girl on the team with an attractive voice
>she starts ridiculing me for playing badly even though I'm top of the scoreboard
what is the response? the betas will side with her no matter what I say
>that banned kid who claims he did nothing to deserve it
>>382642791
>That player who has a huge scoreboard lead and shits on players in chat after almost every killIt's me
>>382642791
>That player that only gets 1 kill, but 20 deaths, & no assists.......
>>382642876
>I let my brother play pls unban cheat was brother
>(die)
>nice cheats dude
>>382642850
The silent pro is a cool guy. You're a cool guy.
>>382642791
>that time I went 19/1 K/D as Medic
>>382642876
Nixon literally didn't do anything wrong, Watergate was completely justified. Even so it was more likely a CIA false flag
>mfw I pretty much find everything hilarious and laugh at everything
Am I annoying?
>>382642763
I'm definitely not a lefty. I'm ultra /pol/. I still think believing /pol/ was a major influence during the elections is stupid though.
>>382642936
You have autism.
>>382642703
>person who every time they talk you hear their neglected child crying in the background
>it goes on for the entire time
>kill shitter using crutch gun with skill cannon
>"Fuck off with your revolver beating my shotgun"
>the autistic, edgy teenager who only plays assassin and sniper classes
>>382638987
>brb smoke break
>>382642068
>say "all me" even if you're at the bottom of the score board
>>382643091
>the child is playing the game, & is using the mic
>>382642850
just switch to the other team and kill her instead anon
>>382639778
>That dumb nigger who gets offended for other people thinking he is some paragon of virtue and morality
Thank god I don't play with faggots
>random tard brings up /pol/ without any reason to
>leftards will still insist /pol/ is somehow invading and won't shit up , when it's lefty fags who constantly start shit
Go back to /pol/ lefty cucks, stop bringing up politics on /v/.
>>382642703
>The family starts arguing and calling the player by his full name
>>382643160
That would just make me laugh, we need more people like that.
>>382638987
>toon
>>382643026
I fucking hate people like you.
>>382643302
I do it every time I play a game with teams and sometimes people even get mad over it
>>382643297
>The guy gets swatted, and you hear it all during chat
>>382643091
I hear this one far too often.
>>382640303
>>382640416
>>382640419
>>382643210
>Saying "nigger" outside of here
Learn when the context is appropriate to use a word you underage retards. I know you just use it for the shock value so when someone say something about it you can froth over with "IT'S JUST A WORD BRO WHY ARE YOU TRIGGERED FREEDOM OF SPEECH" but understand, to actual functioning people it makes you seem like you're missing chromosomes and all it does is put everything on hold so everyone in the vicinity can obsess over the word "nigger" for the next few minutes instead of doing something productive.
>inb4 meme kings reply to this with "shut up nigger XD"
>that player who think you're a girl and flirts with you
>he stops talking once he finds out you're not a girl
>>382643210
But you're on /v/ of all places, Anon. We might as well be sucking each other's cocks by now.
>>382643451
Profanity in general is off putting
>>382641493
D-DELETE THIS HE'S /OURGUY/ AND DEFINITELY NOT ANOTHER MEDIOCRE PRESIDENT
What online games are you all talking about? These descriptions make them sound so intriguing. Haven't played anything online in about a year so need something to scratch that itch.
>>382643451
>>382643487
>I flirt with other guys on mic
>They constantly become uncomfortable or just meme along with me
I just want a bf that'll play vidya with me and give me snuggles.
>>382640716
>that player that is actually good but pretends to be garbage in ranked for fun
They exist
>>382643451
faggot
>>382643451
nigger
>>382642017
>>guy who has been generally talkative and completely nice goes radio silent for remainder of the time
>tfw extremely self-concious of my voice
>>382643487
>That one guy who uses a female user, & avi
>His name is visible, and clearly male for all to see on his steam profile
>that player who spams redditface
>>382643487
>thinks you're a girl
>gives you some items
>finds out you're not a girl
>wants the items back
>>382643520
He's got to many jewish connections to be /Our Guy/
>>382643672
>That player that just raids constantly on RP and does literally nothing else
>Acts as if you shouldn't be pissed that he constantly raids you with his OP gear
Gmod is dead.
>>382643565
boy or girl
>>382638987
>join game
>see "That guy"
>quit game
I don't even bother
>>382642696
>join guild's voice server
>they sound annoying and their voices are horrible
>ruins the experience of being in that guild forever
>>382643565
>that girl who flirts with guys on mic
>Can tell she's fat just by the sound of her voice
>>382643783
>They become uncomfortable
>We're on /v/
What do you think, silly.
>>382643718
>unironically using XD
>>382643807
>play a game with a small community know most of the other long term players by name
>see "that girl"....."that German Girl"
>>382643857
>Chubby overweight gamer girls
Anon, if you don't like that you have terrible taste and will end up with a S T I C C that doesn't love you.
>playing gorge in tf2, the one with two points
>go medic with kritz because of defense
>keep crit boosting our soldiers and one heavy and killing swathes of them as they try and push
>we win
>match ends
>sniper on their team, who was third or fourth on the leaderboard, immediately starts typing FUCKING STUPID NIGGERS and saying shit like IMAGINE A WORLD WHERE SOLDIER TOOK SKILL
Why do people get so bumfrustrated? It's hilarious.
>>382643891
got'em :p
>>382643867
>boy
fuck off faggot
>>382639616
>ᅠᅠ
two boxes?
what about them
>>382643935
No idea, even if you get angry you shouldn't rage in the game unless you have genuinely solid complaints or insults, you just look like an enraged idiot otherwise.
>>382643914
>you should love fat girls anon. Please fuck me
No
>all these white nerds shouting ni**er on the internet
you wouldnt dare say that in real life to me. but go on i dont care what some racist losers think about me
>>382643891
you just got trolled XD
>>382643993
You first, fag.
>don't kill me. I'm friendly
>>382641376
Cyka_blyad.jpg is the best guy in a game.
>>382643993
>Retard couldn't tell it was a boy
>Retard was willing to risk being catfished
>Retard beta perks up at the mere chance of being able to speak to a human female
Why are you mad at the homo for? You're clearly the dumb one.
>>382644037
>niggers too afraid to say nigger
Is there anything sadder than that?
>>382644042
show us pic
>>382644032
I never said fat, you illiterate tard. I said "chubby." Aka moderately overweight, not those hogs you see at McDonalds going ballistic. I'm not even a woman, you just have trash taste.
>Please fuck me
Who would want to with that ugly ass ego you're carrying around anyway.
>>382643914
I can't stand fat chicks. A girl who doesn't take care of her body is a disgusting person. I could never love someone like that.
>>382644075
I wasn't the anon who asked the question though.
>>382639101
>implying Twitch doesn't hate this forced "le cringe" meme and think only 12 years olds use it
>>382644075
That wasn't me
>unironically using unironically
>that kid who keeps spamming the same move
>beat him
>faggot sends you hate mail calling you spammer
>>382644105
>Who would want to with that ugly ass ego you're carrying around anyway
If you're fishing on 4chan then you've already given up.
>>382644197
Clinton lost
>>382641164
OwO
>kill the guy who's been gunning for me the whole match
>sudden *krrrrrrrssssssssssccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*
>kid on his five dollar headset asks me stop killing him
>>382644197
>that faggot who brings up politics for no goddamn reason
>anime profile picture
>types out stutters like "d-do you still need someone?" like he's some anime girl
Guaranteed way to not be invited to my group, faggot.
>>382644092
Pic of what.
>>382644109
Not that guy but I don't see what's not to like about chubbers. Big thighs, big ass, many have nice tits which is a bonus but not a necessity for me. Conversely, skinny chicks have thigh gaps, no ass, flat chests, and as a whole more of them tend to be dumb broads with fake tans and dyed blonde hair, trashy.
>>382644227
Thank goodness. Shame Trump had to win to keep her out though, maybe we'll get some decent candidates in 2020.
>>382644301
your face
>>382644269
This holy shit
>>382644354
Why would I do that.
>>382644329
If you like your ass and thighs with gross cellulite, sure.
>>382644329
>thicc meme
>>382643026
turn your fckn mic off
>>382644331
Ron Paul?
>Talk shit to people constantly due to the trashy games I play
>They always say I have a fat voice
>I weigh 120 ibs
>>382638987
>tf2 2017
>players with lenny binds in literally almost every game
Fuck
When are we going to have a "ITT: "That" OP" thread?
Or would it just consist of posting Faggot?
>>382644262
>Hunt down the first person to kill you in the match for the entire match, or as long as they get paired off on the other team.
>>382644489
>2017
>People still use Lenny binds
>People still use "cuck" and "nigger" thinking it holds any actual weight to it
>>382642791
im sorry, that's me.
if you guys can't keep up, kill yourselves
>>382644553
>Actual nigger in game
>Everyone shuts up
>>382644329
>skinny chicks have thigh gaps
That's a good thing you pig fucker.
>>382644484
>that player whose voice sounds completely different to what they look like in real life
https://youtu.be/QyWM8M-A6OU?t=7
>>382642696
>join a dota party
>girl adds me after i finally say something
>>your voice is fucking hot
>close game instantly, turn off pc, hide under my bed
:y
>single person dies once
>"gg"
>>382644395
Cellulite can be prevented.
>>382644405
Is that pic supposed to prove or represent something? Don't see why what I like affects you.
>>382644553
I introduced the guys I game with to the word cuck, in return they gave me Fetus Deletus, & told me a story of how one of them got there girl prego
>>382644629
>Robin's VA
I can see that, I'm a blonde with glasses so I'd imagine I match my voice very well.
>>382644672
:v
>>382639778
>that player who says "nigger" unironically
In a world in which niggers undoubtedly exist, how can you find any fault in people using the word?
Do you honestly expect people to use euphemistic language, to describe what is right in front of their eyes?
>>382644672
;:J
>>382644617
>saying Nigger, & other slurs intensifies
>>382644489
Tf2 is just filled with the most awful players. Maybe I just play like a dick but whenever I get some momentum going and start playing at my best (which I'd like to think is pretty good after 10k hours) there will usually be like 3 people who just dedicate themselves to switching to whatever class counters me and focusing me down because they're salty I dominated them or some shit.
That Mercy who spams "thanks" whenever she dies
>that player that constanly spouts 4chan phrases and memes
>>382644390
to see what we think? maybe we'll think you're qt
>>382644553
I mean throwing those words around a lot is dumb but they still mean what they always have
>>382644768
tf2 has only pro veterans and children
no middleground
>>382641376
>>382644838
Nah, I'm good. That cancer's for /soc/ anyway.
Every time I do a stupid stunt that kills alot of enemies and probably upsets them I write like this:
>HAHAHAHAHA
>AHAHAHAAH
>HAHAHAH
>HAHAHA
>AHAHAHAHAH
>HAHAHAHAHAHAH
>HAHAHAHAHA
>>382644710
I only see :v used by mexicans or south americans and I have no fucking idea why.
>>382644839
Yeah but everyone's heard it a dozen times and half the time people don't even use it appropriately with their definition. I hear kike and cuck constantly but they're never contextually correct. It's just babby's first day on 4chan meme spouting.
>>382639101
I use the twitch emotes everywhere addon. It's pretty fucking great when you see emotes pop up out of fucking nowhere. I was reading some SCP shit in a thread and they mentioned a special force called kappa. Gave me a chuckle.
>>382644943
I use it all of the time, the fact that I never see anyone else use it helps with that. Plus it looks cute/cheeky. I have no other reasoning for using it.
>>382639778
Nigger has been a thing well before /pol/ newfag.
>>382644975
How do you us kike wrong? It's just a racial slur for jews
>>382641164
;_; ;-; and :^) are all acceptable to me. A few emotes fucking trigger me instantly such as Cx and :3 which is ironic because I used the fuck out of :3 during my teenage years.
>>382644943
I usually use that emote when I'm being cheeky.
>>382645047
>Arguing over shit that has nothing to do with the being Jewish meme
>Calls me a kike as if it's supposed to shut me up
>Laugh in his face over how disabled he is
Unless I'm running some shitty in game business practice or I have greedy economic practice as a business official the word "Kike" has no use to it.
>>382645060
[:^(3[=<
>that guy who starts to vote kick random players when they die
which emote is worse, xD or -_-
>>382644629
>Rucks from Bastion sounds like an old white man
>the VA is a young black guy
>>382645131
<:u[=<
>Cyberwulf_322 has joined the server
>CyberwulfsGF has joined the server
>Cyberwulf_322: hi babe :D
>CyberwulfsGF: *glomps*
>>382643582
>that player who purposefully plays like garbage on ranked so he can delevel his rank and play against beginners
>>382641116
>saying nigger makes you /pol/ now
Get fucked newfag
>>382645310
>Xxx_22ICEFIRE36_Xxx has joined
>>382642791
>Shitter on the other team starts bragging about being the best while I'm smurfing
>Immediately start playing to win and absolutely demolish them
These people are always salty about losing after talking shit, they're practically on all fours and begging for it.
>>382645213
C8^) [=<
>that player who exists
what the fuck is wrong with you
>that person whose name has gay shit emo like xXx_darkangelofdarkness_xXx in your native language
>playing some shitty weeb game on PS4
>some bitch (probably actually a guy RPing) I don't know messages me trying to chat
WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING I JUST WANT TO PLAY SOME FUCKING VIDEOGAMES
Man, shut in anime addicted NEETs sure get triggered by the fact that they are cringe.
>>382639636
I was that guy in Monster Hunter
>Kills you after having lost to you 10 times
>"Stay down."
>>382645420
That's a nice emoticon pompadour you have there.
7:?(=[
>ez pz lemon squeez
>that support who expects you to suck his dick just because he's doing what his role is supposed to do
>>382645113
I like this one.
>>382645113
>:^)
>acceptable
Yeah, kill yourself my dude Cx
>XxXsM0k3w33d4LyPh3420XxX has joined
>>382645482
*stops supporting you*
>>382645473
>guy keeps invading you with tryhard nofunallowed gear
>finally kills you after twenty attempts
>points down
>>382639209
...
>being that player that is genuinely nice and tries to be as positive as possible even when his team is total shit
Only response from team is "Shut up fag" then total radio silence untill the end where its not stop shit talking
I try to be nice to these assholes they dont listen. Be rude they spite you. What do?
What was your nickname like when you were a teenager?
>your whole party got crushed by rocks
L M A O
>>382645475
{ :^)>(=<
>◄VG►~LanceXBunBoi~ has joined
>>382645521
>>382645534
the phrase my dude triggers me more than anything else you'll do in this thread. :^)
>>382645678
4B^)=(==<
>>382641164
>animeme shit
>complaining about emoticons
o0?
>>382645610
>Path of Dragon covenant
>Guy summons me 12 times
The guy never beat me, blew through that covenant in a day, expecting I was going to have to grind
>[SWE]whatever
>[NOR]whatever
>[FR]whatever
if you put your nationality in your nickname you should honestly kill yourself
>>382645473
>play tekken 7 with a friend
>body him 10 times in a row as kazuya vs alisa, he keeps rage-rematching
>finally lose once
>"ohoohoho fag get rekt"
>puts the game down as if he won the whole matchup
>Is playing a game
>Guy keeps talking trash
>Tell him to fuck off
>He leaves
>Looks at his profile
>It's this
>>382645753
28^)=[B=<
>join european server
>everyone typing in arabic
>>382641559
TriHard.
>join american server
>my white wife gets BLACKED
>>382645872
>16
>sleeps with stuffed animals
>unturned
disgusting, everything about this makes me sick
>>382645872
>16
More like 35
>>382644197
THE LEGEND NEVER DIES
>>382645875
>Abs
Oh shit, we're getting serious here.
Z:y(==<;
>>382645973
What rings you got bitch
>>382645872
>>382645872
I'd like to anally rape this stupid slut to teach him about how to stop being a fucking faggot.
>>382643451
shut up nigger XD
>>382645918
>join european server
>don't have a wife cause every woman my age is married to muslims
>>382643730
Don't be a faggot. He's RPing as a raider
>>382646093
>join american server
>can't type because education is trash in america
>>382646097
>Raids the same place every five minutes
>Has a shit ton of donator gear
>Completely fucks us over and prevents us from enjoying ourselves due to the gap in available items to us
That's unbalanced trash, Gmod RP is dead.
>>382645907
This extension is god's gift to earth.
>>382645983
GB^){=[>333333
>>382646389
I can't beat that.
>>382643451
Get a load of this nigger
>>382646173
Then don't RP on gmod.
>that guy who only plays his games and enjoying the things he does
>>382646531
You're no fun to talk to.
>>382644269
>British dude over the mic who is 18 at best talking about Donald trump
>>382639101
>unironically says kappa out loud
>unironically says kek out loud
>>382639101
>that korean kid that talks with twitch chat emojis in real life
stop it peter
>shit talk all match regardless if were winning or losing
>even if I'm at the bottom of the leaderboard
>faggots rage erry time
>if someone on my own team tells me to stfu I get in there way, block there view, flash them, completely ignore the objective
>>382646670
I do it ironically Keepo
>>382642080
the entire runescape community
>>382638987
>...
>>382646705
>vote kick system is broken
>they keep trying to vote kick you until they can get an admin to do it manually
>>382646881
RUNESCAPE'S TIMELESS FAGBOY
>>382639101
>normalfag
>twitch
>memes
/v/irgins were a mistake
>>382640416
because you're too much of a pussy to say this IRL without getting your skull smashed
>that guy who always yells SIXTY NIGGERS when he dies
I genuinely dislike every single person in this thread.
>>382645193
>games with vote kick
>>382645193
>everyone keeps voting no
>someone starts a votekick against him
>everyone votes yes
>>382647325
>games where you can vote kick enemy players
>everyone is doing an event or coming toghether to do thing
>ONE fag just keeps killing the enemy team and tries to sabotage the thing
>enemy on the other team same class/character as you
>you're pretty evenly matched
>every time it's a showdown with both of you completely ignoring everyone else or the objective
>>382646881
>/v/ is full of video game tips (well it is when i go on)
>>382647104
Twitch is normalfag central and Twitch is filled with no originality. Just people spaming haHAA and copy pastas or spamming LUL or Gachi over and over.
>>382646881
>recolored lucario fursona
While having a fursona in general is quite autistic and bad, having a lucario fursona is like being the casualest of the casuals.
>>382646881
>what the fuck is this shitshow of shit here
>>382642017
>guy who has been generally talkative and completely nice goes radio silent for remainder of the time
That's me. I just give up when the rest of the mics flare up after the little voice modulator faggots makes his move.
>>382643451
No. No me gusta los animales. Que no se sercen a mis mujeres. Lo mato.
>>382645397
>smurfing
Hoe insecure do you have to be?
>Little kid speaks on mic
>Everyone reacts as if he's a girl
>"No I'm just 12"
>That one husky guy that keeps hitting on him anyways
>that guy who talks about 4chan
>that guy who politely asks for something then throws a complete fit when you say no
>>382648546
>little kid with a mic
>teammate hasn't been online enough to discern if its a female or little kid
>tell him its a kid
>he leaves the match
>yfw kikes are getting as easily triggered as niggles or feminazis.
>>382640020
>>382640303
>>382640876
>>382645907
WE AIGHT? cmonBruh
>>382643451
the context for nigger is when describing blacks or people that act like them. Even nigs understand this concept.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3PJF0YE-x4
>>382639101
This x1000000000
>>382648865
>yfw you will never have a tom boy girl gamer with a dude name, who isn't an sjw or "LGBTQ" pandering jew.
Unicorn tier rarity.
>>382647447
this happened so often in left 4 dead
>play a very close game
>lose by a small margin
>as soon as we do the enemy team starts typing "gg too easy fag hahahaha"
Post game shittalking is weak, either do it mid match or don't do it at all. I can't take that shit serious anymore, all it means is that they didn't have the balls to do it mid match for fear of it backfiring on them.
>That spic/russian with their mic on saying random things in their shitty language no one understands, whilst picking up every single fucking noise in a 50 mile radius so theres a shit ton of background noise such as his fucking TV on or family arguing over some shit
>>382645193
>>382647325
>enjoying raid
>chat fires up
>"Anon? O_O"
>"omg no!!!!"
>"wait, why?"
>"NO"
>"wtf"
>wonder what's going on
>hit enter and start typing
>suddenly back at title screen
This shit has happened several times, too. I still wonder why.
>the arrogant DPS kiddie who bosses the healer around like they're nothing
Gets me excited every time
>>382639101
SoBayed
>>382649657
DELET
>>382649430
>rocket league
>gg ez as soon as we get first goal
>it backfires and they push our anus in
>spam Whew the entire match
>>382639101
>he doesn't have "Kappa Everywhere" extension for Chrome
sucks to be you Kappa
>>382649752
>>382649657
It's just a picture of Peach holding Bowsers muscle arm..Right?
>>382648939
why does twitch get so mad about the word nigger
>guys grandmother starts talking over the mic asking him to brush his teeth
>he flips out at her and we hear everything
>>382649657
Wow, gay. It's the healer who should be bossing everyone around.
>>382649963
it's lacist MingLee
>>382649963
if you haven't noticed everyone gets angry at it
>>382650150
yeah but twitch is racist as fuck and always spamming the fucking TriHard emote whenever a black person shows up an ANELE whenever there's a bomb so it just seems weird to see twitch get triggered at the word nigger
>>382650265
yea well as far as i know your channel can get banned if you say nigger
>>382649963
I think the internets has gotten over it's racist edge attitude and now is just like "Man, that's just rude and uncalled for"
>>382638987
>Start of game
>"Ok everyone glhf! :D
>Soon as something bad happens
>WTF YOU ARE ALL WORTHLESS FUCKING COCKMUNCHERS!!!
Like clockwork.
TriHard TriHard TriHard TriHard TriHard TriHard TriHard TriHard TriHard TriHard TriHard TriHard TriHard TriHard TriHard TriHard TriHard TriHard TriHard TriHard TriHard TriHard TriHard TriHard
>>382643451
No point anon they really are missing chromosomes and alot more. Let the spergs be spergs thats all they'll ever be
>>382645872
This is literaly my brother, but he is 20
>>382650364
>tfw massively fuck something up for my team
>expect to get bullied
>"no worries man we'll do better next time"
>that player who is dominating the match
>plays as a part of the team
>"come on guys we can do it"
>kills enemy in an embarrassing way
>"haha, sorry man you almost got me!"
>win match
>"great match, I'm proud of you team"
>>382650265
it's a meme
chat pretends to be triggered because twitch bans streamers whenever someone says nigger on stream
>>382650938
what a fucking homo
>>382649657
I experienced this one time in Overwatch except I was accidentally the arrogant DPS
Our Mercy died with rez for the fifth time in a row and I said "just hide you fucking idiot." They said on the microphone, in a female voice, 'o-okay'
Fucking women making me feel ashamed and aroused out of nowhere
>>382651012
>w-what a homo...
>r-right guys?
>>382644672
Someone replied to me this once on psn, what does it mean? I really wanna know.
>>382646150
>carry on american server
>hear "GOOD JAHBS" and clappings from mic
>>382651161
what a fucking homo
>>382638987
>puts 666 on every screen name and account
Stop it. You're embarrassing yourself and you'll grow out of that phase by the time you're 17.
Stop it.
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>xCRYSTAL____METH69x: relax and think logically man
>>382650003
>REEE 1 MINUTE NO GRANDMA NO
>>382642876
fucking sean
>>382650003
>that kid who screams and curses at his parents
>can hear it through his mic
>parents don't say anything and just let him do it
Fuck me my parents would've beat me black and blue if I said half the things I've heard children say to their parents.
>>382641289
You're insecure if you think that my dude
>>382641164
the only acceptable emoticon is ;_;
and only in the context of life-like texture ;_;
>>382650938
>tfw you end up being that guy
>tfw you 180 your teams losing streak and do a crazy comeback for a win
>tfw you can visibly see the enemy going on tilt because you keep winning rounds
Love this feeling. Staying positive in CSGO has netted me some insane comebacks. Once had a game were my team won something like 13 rounds in a row because we didn't flip out over lost rounds when we lost all but 3 on the T side.
>>382641164
Germans might have a word with you. They seriusly have a problem with emoticons.
>>382643549
It's mostly going to be TF2, CS, and Dota 2
>>382650686
Holy shit you are a fag. This post is pure cringe
>>382645047
Go fly a kike.
>>382639101
>door giveaway
>>382654279
found the sperg
>that one person who absolutely refuses to speak in voiceThat's me.
>>382655425
>tfw used to do this because I was underage
>no longer underage
>still panic whenever someone tells me to get on mic
>>382649903
>sucks to be you
It doesn't though but I bet if you told your hugbox of Twitch friends who unironically say the words of twitch emotes out loud for all to hear they'd think you're a super bad ass telling someone on a japanese spit swapping forum that it sucks to be them.
>>382655541
holy shit are you me?
>guy that wrecks you everytime you meet no matter what you doit's me
>>382641164
Fuck off weebfaggot, you aren't in the position to call other people "garbage humans".
>that player that has to chime in "I killed them right after" during someone else's play of the game
It's always a fucking hanzo main. Always.
>That one guy that joins the game mid match and starts dominating the enemy team on his own
>Gets vote kicked out
>squeaker joins game
>starts complaining and whinning
>random guy starts complaining about squeaker
>both start telling eachother to shut the fuck up and insult their mommies
Gee it's like if the mute button is not real or something.
>find obscure mobile game
>itsfun
>multiplayer is ruined by hordes of either braindead retarded chinese or chinese who have dedicated thousands of hours into mastering this little known phone game
>this entire thread
LITERALLY me
>DPS player orders me to pocket heal them
>>382638987
That kid who sounds like Fran Drescher and Gilbert Gottfried had a baby and won't shut up
>>382655425
>do this
>people think I'm a guy
>then they think I'm a girl
>then they think I'm a guy pretending to be a girl
>then they think I'm a girl pretending to be a guy
>then they think I'm a guy
>>382638987
>That player who groans nonstop in losing games, complains and generally acts like getting their ass beat by players who're playing better isn't a part of the game
BAD PSYCH
AND BLOODSTONE IS A TERRIBLE ITEM ON MEDUSA YOU MONGOL
>>382639101
This is pretty annoying.
But not nearly as bad as people saying shit like "Maybe you should get good, Kappa" in audio when talking.
First of all typing out the name of twitch emotes on a platform that doesn't fucking have them is absolutely retarded and those people should feel bad.
Secondly if you have to say an emote verbally you've clearly fucked up somewhere in life and there is no hope for you.
God, why are people so awful.
>that player who pipes up in chat when I kill him
>purposely go after that guy in the cheapest way possible just to annoy him more
>>382639778
nig nog
>>382640303
nice dude!
>>382642080
that hit too close to home senpai
>That guy that talks down to you despite the fact they are and have always been utterly garbage at the game and never listen to your advice
>You help someone else learn the game
>That new person pays attention and quickly gets more than good enough to also destroy the first guy
>He still talks down to you and never listens to your advice
>>382656647
>I'm that player
I honestly enjoy being gently given shit like that. It's fun to interact with someone who legit enjoys the interaction with you, or at least beats people who politely tiptoe around your feelings while pretending to give a shit
i'm not allowed to say anything mean by proxy of innocuous persistence of having peers
this is what it's like to have peers i think
>>382643004
Only thing he did wrong was put us off the Gold standard.
>>382656571
This man understands.
>>4chan greentexting in a game without greentext
>*audibly in game to team* hey guys can i get some biblethump in chat
>I HARD CARRIED AND WE STILL LOST REEEEE
>heh so guys i as [character] will be doing [roleplay]
>what just because she's a girl who games doesn't mean she should be harassed!
>*hip hop garbage playing over speakers*
>hey guys im trying to be funny for my youtube so laugh at my puns haha
>GG EZ HEH DOESNT THAT TRIGGER YOU GUYS XD
Gaming in 2017
>that guy who only plays as girls and shotas and has an anime avatar
>>382641164
I'm a big fan of =y
>>382657978
>Have a friend who does exactly this
>But he has the nerve to be like "Anon, why do you always play as gruff looking male characters? That's so boring"
He can whine all he wants, but I have the satisfaction of knowing I don't play as little girls in video games and that makes me very happy.
>>382657978
He also scams men online for their credit card information because men online are literally that desperate.
>>382640872
Aggressive Muriel in Paragon 6.5kd 90% winrate reporting in
>>382641931
do we mind explaining exactly what's literally wrong with this
>person mains a low tier but won't stop complaining about their shortcomings
>>382638987
>"toxic"
>those "guys" that you were randomly partied with in quest and decided to do the quest since it takes 5 minutes
>the same guys that spam they're useless or pls carry xd in party chat nonstop
>figure since its just gonna be 5 minutes i decide to bear with it
>when the quest ends and after i finish looting they're still at it
>call them scrubs and tell them to fuck
>people chimped out about me doing and was trying say "OH WELL YOU DIED IN THE FIRST ATTEMPT OF A RAID WHEN IT CAME OUT ON RELEASE DURR" as a defense as a defense
fuck the Phantasy star online 2 community
>>382659456
>*fuck off
>be late 30s
>everyone says hi at start of game
>that one kid who tries to sound deeper voice and more authoritarian or whatever than me
>im just playing normal
>he's like 13
calm down son
>>382639778
>that player who types instead of plays
>just sits there talking to himself for literally an hour, or continues a conversation solo after the person he was talking to leaves
>ends every message with an emoticon
>says he's going to leave since nobody is talking
>10 fucking times, always comes back within minutes
>tries to start chats with well-known community members
>gets completely ignored, but keeps talking to them almost like they're messaging back
I lost over an hour of my life watching that sad fuck, but somewhow I couldn't look away. Every message they sent I thought would be the last. Nobody wanted to talk to his annoying ass, but he just kept fucking going.
>get a steam friend invite from a player after playing a few fighting game matches with him
>see his friend list
>over 200 friends
>ignore his friend request
friend collectors are worthless
>That guy who starts teaching you because he thinks he has played more than you
>>382659868
deep voices are the only reason I bother with voice chat tbqhwyf
>the guy who can't supress his league autism when playing real games so he spends the whole time complaining even when we are winning.
>>382659868
this is what early dementia looks like, sorry gramps.
>>382661279
>that guy who starts teaching you but all of it is based on outdated guides instead of actually playing the game
>>382661279
>1000+ hours into the game
>guy with 50+ hours starts "giving me tips"
>>382662012
>>382662029
>>382661279
>losers mad a literal cute new player is better at the game
>That guy who plays for K/D or Medals in an objective-based game.
>>382662029
>that player who has 1000 hours and thinks he can tell me how to play, even though after 1000 hours he still hasnt won and stopped playing.
>>382662342
>playing the objective in any game
ew michelle
>>382655631
fag
>>382656571
Yeah that's pretty annoying but it's not as bad as your fucking reddit spacing
>That guy who starts getting angry and yelling at people, but immediately starts apologizing and saying that he doesn't mean to let his temper get the better of himThat's me. I'm sorry, everyone, I just get frustrated, mostly at myself. You're all cool and I don't want to offend anyone.
>negative nancies
what the fuck is your problem dude, what's the point of acting like that
>>382662807
Atleast you admit it
>>382663014
>adjective+proper noun fags
go back to middle school retard
>>382663236
>position+institution fags
Go back to bottom university (which is gay)
>>382662618
Wow you sure showed me.
>>382640876
sauce?
>>382650702
I mean, yeah, it's really not a big deal, unless you fuck up match after match after match. We all have our off games.
>>382663829
Keemstar
>that guy who started channeling gregor and shit on the entire enemy team
>that guy on the enemy team who started channeling Havok and countered gregor
>tfw watching the closest thing to an anime battle happening in an FPS
>>382643451
Social interaction is hard for turboautists,you nigger
>>382663452
Go below the organization's headquarters and take out their main generator, asswipe.
>>382639101
BabyRage
>>382650329
This. You need to attack LGBTQQFAGS in order to trigger a proper reaction these days.
>>382665685
actually it's just commies
>>382657978
>that guy who plays the most homoerotic characters
>>382639778
cringe
>>382643451
shut up nigger XD
>>382638987
>"..."
This fag...
>>382642608
The only correct response to streamers is to shout nigger as loud as possible.
>>382641164
I'm German and hate that, but sometimes I catch myself doing it and hate me for that
>>382641164
only one I use ironically is :*
>>382638987
> That player who always picks the current flavor of the month character
> He always loses anyway because he just blindly picks these characters without knowing how to play them
>he greentexts in chat
>he spergs out and gets really litteral with everything
>hes whining about his team mates
>>382639616
>team was working together everyone was getting along
>oh wow that was a good game
>team loses because no one is working together and everyone is off doing their own thing being shitheads
>
>>382656571
>wah why are people awful
fucking kys manchild
I'm sick of seeing "lenny" everywhere
>>382641164
when someone is salty or accusing me of hacking I unironically use the carat smiley
:^)
>dude I play with has young nephew watching him play
>fucks with his mousepad all the time and is generally annoying him
>dude starts insulting child and makes him cry
>after he fucks off he tells us he was about to beat him if he continued to annoy him
I just love to play with older people
>>382639778
>God anon shut up you're only - oh you're top scoring never mind then
I wasn't even being mean.
I just wanted someone to work with.
>>382643026
Eh. I'm insecure as fuck, but can't stop myself from cracking jokes, so people like you sustain me
>>382639101
>drawing character designs for game
>guy notices and asks what it is
>says it's an enemy based on a Kappa
>YOU MEAN THE TWITCH EMOJI KAPPA THAT LOOKS NOTHING LIKE HIM HAHA
>mfw
I had to actually tell this guy that fucking Twitch didn't invent the word Kappa.
>pretend to get mad when I die
>realize that sarcasm doesn't translate through chat
>this happens every day
>>382669142
it's a fragile ecosystem, voice chat.
>>382642626
Someone greentexting in a game always bothers me. Or obviously underaged faggots trying to "troll" everyone and spouting 4chan maymays, it makes me feel embarrassed I come to this site when I see someone else in a game from here.
>>382641524
this is red orchestra 2/ rising storm for me
>>382644672
I didn't realize there was an emoticon for
>no way fag
>>382646538
just stop
>>382669268
You an attention seeker or something? I don't see why you would want to pretend dying
>>382670432
>I don't see why you would want to pretend dying
what
>that player who has music blaring in the background
>that player who constantly links you shitty music over steam
>that guys username is litterally his twitch channel
>HEY GUYS ITS YOUR BOY
>vote kick
>WELL I GUESS THATS ANOTHER SERVER LOL!
>>382644437
You faggots are just as bad as the Hillary drones. Give it up already.
>>382642791
me
>>382638987
>that player that taunts after every kill even if it's undeservedIt's me.
>>382642223
>784 hours in TF2
>can't shoot straight because most of it is MVM and pocketing random pubstompers
>>382644489
>>382644553
>Playing TF2
>Teammate spamming Lenny bind
>Jokingly mention "Lenny face" should be a valid votekick option
>Literally like 4 or 5 people go full keyboard warrior on how Lenny face is a good, lovable, funny meme and I'm just a snobby meme elitist
>that guy who has a loud mechanical keyboard and you can hear him smash the keys every 5 minutes
>Guy shit talks me
>i ask whats wrong
>he mutes me and keeps shit talking me
People who mute or block people should be culled, if you have a problem with me we can work through it together.
>>382639101
haHAA I cringe at twitch memes haHAA 13 btw haHAA 14 in august
>>382671580
I'm sorry anon, it's just the keyboard I use. I like the clacky keys.
>that friend/new player who thinks you're a god and tells everyone they need to protect you and you'll carry them
>you're actually pretty average
>you can't live up to their overhyping and everyone starts to hate you
>>382638987
>guy talking mad shit
>kill him
>"yep...you got me. Bet you feel real great huh"
>meet someone new
>"wow anon you sound like [autistic eceleb]."
>uh... thanks.
>>382658271
You're a basic bitch and he's a petty weeb, you deserve each other.
>LOLOLOLOLOLOL XDDDD
>you can't even tell if they're being ironic or not
>>382644067
this. these people are the fucking worst, fuck off to your RP servers if you dont wanna play the game right
>>382672253
Push to talk is a thing.
>That player who has an obnoxious, unlikable personality but somehow they're one of the best players and having them on your team is an almost guaranteed victory
what do you do
>>382644067
Christ that's infuriating whenever I hear that I go out of my way to only kill them for the remainder of the match
When you're playing a game and someone starts speaking in Spanish, and told to speak English only. Then they try to play the "discrimination" card and rage out even though no one else is speaking Spanish. But there's always that one other person that say "WAHHH, I'm afraid of different cultures" to people telling the guy to speak English.
>>382643451
shut up nigger XD
>>382643451
shut the fuck up nigger loving faggot xD
some guy in my game said "le sigh" after he got caught out of position and died
>>382648978
And he stopped using that routine for a reason.
>>382641164
(ewe)
>">" in game chat
>>382674210
Yeah because it was 1996 and using the same routine for that long would be stupid
>>382643451
This, i have never knew a single good person to be around on-line who uses that word unironically, it's either memer kids or legit garbage people.
>>382641164
>>382658159
This but :y
He looks like a little shit and I love it
>>382641164
>anime poster says something wrong and stupid
yep, my expectations were met.:L
>>382646881
>"threads like these remind why i'm a misanthropist"
My god.
>>382674509
I the only time using nigger is acceptable is when describing those black people who ruined social media for everyone with their terrible nigger memes
>>382645482
You mean all those healer threads that keep popping up?
>>382674753
Social media was always garbage.
>>382642268
> He talks shit after being murked in a match
People like you are entertaining; absolute trash.
>>382673764
Depending on the game
>wait for your team to almost win
>teamkill
>take victory
>>382674398
>"By the way, I've never done that joke again, ever, and I probably never will. 'Cos some people that were racist thought they had license to say nigger. So, I'm done with that routine."
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/rock-bring-on-oscar-safety-net/
>>382645193
This was the best thing to do in Doom servers, fuck you.
>wow anon, you're really good at this game, stop being so humble
>get destroyed online all the time
>>382641164
o_0... The only people who i have seen getting triggered by emoticons are edgy kids trying hard to look mature by not using them and oldfag autists, glad to keep triggering your kind.
>>382643914
>S T I C C
>>382642791
literally me
<:^3 ;;::j:-*(())*::;;D_-_-;;p[[D:^D333
>Cool tier
:) :(
>Ok tier
:p :D
>Bad tier
^^
>Garbage person, kill yourself tier
xD :^)