Any games where I can be a dwarf and mindlessly fuck shit up?

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>>382626493

fpbp IN THE HISTORY OF POSTS

>>382626493
I don't get it

>>382626493
Idiot didn't you watch the iron man movies RDJ is pretty tall

>>382626350
overwaitch

>>382626493
eheheh

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>>382626493
/tv/ you get outta here RIGHT NOW

HE'S ONLY 5'9"

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>>382626350
wolverine is literally 5 foot 3 inches

>>382627223
Thats some liefeld tier art

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>>382626350
Dwarf Fortress

>>382627223
what the fuck is going on with his left leg

>>382626493
Lol

>>382626730
He's like Tom Cruise size.

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>>382627496
>5'7

>>382628009
Why doesn't he use some of his billions to become normal human size?

>>382629394
Because bone extensions would only be performed by quack doctors and would only make you look like a monster and/or give you health problems.

>>382629574
All that money and he has to live like that? If you can even call it living. That poor, poor, man.

>>382629682
All those dollary-doos can buy you a helicopter, with which you can be above just about everyone.

>>382630049
Do you think he hires a dwarf pilot just to feel better?

>>382630157
He just has the pilot sit in a low seat and knee-walk to and from the helicopter.

>>382626350
Mario
Kirby
...

Heck, half of nintendo games are created for self insert manlet.

>>382626350
I will never understand why would someone play as a dwarf.

>>382631384
Coolest race, smallest hitbox, game looking more 3D instead of flat from low perspective, best fantasy race, gold, using hammers instead of boring swords, the most fun race and the most badass race.
Of course not all of those are available in every game, but it's still a safe bet that the dwarf will be the least shit race in a bad fantasy game and the coolest race in all fantasy games.

Dwarf fortress

>>382628009
that's not that short tho

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>>382627365
This. Just pay an old version (not anything past 0.34) so it's actually hard.

>>382629394
You are aware that Robert Downey Jr. is not actually Tony Stark or Iron Man, right?

>>382633481
What

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>>382626350
>Any games where I can be a dwarf and mindlessly fuck shit up?

Dragon Crown. And it's a side scrolling Beat Em Up so you'r free to just go beat the living shit out of any enemy you see as a Dwarf.