AND THEN I SAW HER FACE

>>382609556
I'd still fuck it. My weakness is Asari.

>>382609556
Lel, /r/gaming IN DA' HOUSE

:D

>>382609816
Are you mad your studio got shut down?

I missed these threads

>>382609556
>game is so terrible EA and Bioshit are trying to distance themselves from it
BUT HOW WE WERE INCLUSIVE

>>382610212
The inclusive shit isn't even what killed the franchise tho.
The bugs, god-awful faces and the even worse animations did that all by itself.

>>382610654
That's the point. Bioware's whole shtick was being INCLUSIVE, and they bought into their fan's circlejerking bullshit. So instead of being critical of themselves, constantly striving to improve and evolve, they figured "the tumblr LGBTQLNOP crowd loves us so we good".

And then this shit happened.

I'm still pissed that this game got (rightfully) shat on, laughed at, and hated for its duhversity, ugly faces and terrible animations, but sony ponies lap up horizon zero dawn which is just as bad, if not worse.

Suvi a cute
Andromeda is one of my favorite games
stop bully

>>382610917
Horizon is a new thing not an old/loved franchise, so it had a lot less to live up to. So the disappointment doesn't hit as hard.

>>382610814
I don't think that was the main error still. Letting idiots do the animations was the bigger issue.

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>>382610917
you're retarded bruv.

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>>382611073
She's shit and her accent is shit.
Best waifu coming through

>>382609556
OHhhh Some people got real problems

>>382611157
dis nigga

yes

How are turians consistently the best characters in Mass Effect?

>inb4 "filthy degenerates fucking aliens"
don't tell me you wouldn't fuck a space raptor amazonian

>>382611738
Turians are honorary humans. Everything else is shit.

>>382610654
The franchise turned to shit when the white guys fled and they started hiring diversity, don't kid your self faggot.

>>382611738
When you put it like that, it sounds way worse than it should

>>382610917
While Horizon was also a bunch of stupid shit I don't think anything can surpass Andromeda, especially considering the amount of money and time they put into it.

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I want to protect Sara

>>382611831
>wake up
>no space rock raptor bird xeno gf
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

What a worthless game. Too bad Bioware will not suffer. Let's hear it for Manveer Heir the racist superfag.

what a gay thread

>>382609556
Seeing this Asari made me realize how badly I need to fear my developing nasolabial folds

Is there a way to slow them down or smooth them over? Will weight loss make it worse?

>>382612414
To tell you to get better taste.

>>382611157
thats a man baby

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>>382609556
delet

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>>382609556

>>382611940
Dat eczema

>>382609556
I'd still fuck PeeBee. There's easily a lot worse in the game you could do.

I bothered pirating and playing DA2 but not this. And I always liked ME over DA

>>382614386
>it's almost like breaking up with an so
literally me

am I mentally ill

>>382614886
Yes, that is an unhealthy way to handle a video game you didn't create or work on in any way.

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SOME

>>382614886
Yes

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>no more ME games

How does it feel /v/?

NOW IM A DEAD FRANCHISE

>>382615189
i don't care

>>382611831
>space raptor amazonian
>sounds worse

>>382613304
What are you some kind of normie pussy?

>ywn wake up with light scratches and scrapes from sleeping with your qt turian gf
>ywn feel her metallic-smelling breath hitting you as fall asleep together
>ywn hear that sexy turian voice purring as she wraps you in her arms

Why even live?

>>382615189
Good. The first was neat for something different I guess but then the rest were unneeded. Bioware really needs to improve or just go away.

>>382614983
BODY

>>382609556
I've only played the first Mass Effect, and for the life of me, I'll never get what about this character's face brings out the shitposting.

>>382609556
I wanna hate fuck this blue bitch so bad.

>>382614878

Eh, the gameplay is still decent, they even added "vintage" heat sink mods that turns every gun ammo system in to the one from mass effect 1.

At least on the gameplay part, you could see that some poor bastards tried making a honest effort, shame the rest of the game and the story killed it all.

Shepard was also a big part of mass effect success, Ryder, the mc of Andromeda, has trouble filling shepard shoes in a lot of way, maybe they were trying to show ryder growing into a experienced soldier like shepard, but most of the time it just felt annoying not being able to tell people to fuck off or outright kill them like shepard did.

There was some real magic in reaching the citadel for the first time in me1, all races were unique and interesting, but in andromeda both angara and kett are so awful, they are the kind of race the reapers would just nuke from orbit and then move on to harvest actual decent races.

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>>382611157
I want to play with her mandibles

>>382609556
I just wanna know what the fuck is up with the stripe

How come I can play broken ass games like Postal and have fun but this is just utter shit?
Bioware thought they were hot shit that they gave ME to a B team made of females and incompetents so they could get PC points and circlejerk with the LGBT degenerates.

This is corporate responsibility in the current year

>>382615413
I wonder what was the thought process making this scene

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>>382614572
I'M NUUUCLEEAARR

>>382617643
'Le quirky XD'

>>382615495
STOP

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>>382618143
I think they just wanted to maker her straight up retarded

>>382615413
The fucking hands keep shaking. Quality animation. Fucking retards.

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Oh and here's Peebee without face paint. Almost as if slapping that shit on her face was a bad idea to begin with

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>>382609556

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>>382619146

>>382615189
about fucking time it stopped.

>>382615189
There hasn't been another Mass Effect game for 10 years anyway.

>>382611157
The only good thing in the game

>>382619146
>>382619235

and that's why he is the best husbando of all

>>382619507
Drak was also decent.
But that was basically the only highlights of the game.

>>382619507
>>382619865
SOMEBODY post Cora's ass

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>>382620075
:^)

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RIP autistic sarah ryder

>>382615812
what the fuck are they for? is it to help you hold food near your face in case you gotta do something with your hands?

do we ever see those aliens holding onto stuff with their face?

>>382617643
SJWs think this is quirky, they think quirky is a replacement for personality.

>>382609556
NOW I'M A PEE-BEE-ER!

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The call that destroyed mass effect

>>382620698
Artists probably just threw them there for aesthetic. I bet you can torture a turian pretty easily by threatening to remove one of those with a military-grade knife, though.
race war now

>>382610212
Bioware are finally actually dead. The Division of Destiny game they're making shows EA has finally turned them them into just another sweatshop developer.

>>382621146
It won't be more than a few years before EA retires Bioware by taking it out back and shooting it. I can't waif for Bioware to be gone forever.

>>382615189
The only thing worth mourning in regards to ME is there'll never be another time to laugh at how hilariously shit the games are like with ME3 and Androgynous.

>>382618973
Holy shit she actually looks half decent without it, and without making stupid faces

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>>382609556
does anyone have the big tit edits of the blonde girl and sara?

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still the best thing that came from andromeda

>>382615189
It hurts to say goodbye, even if it's for the best.

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What went wrong?

>>382609751
you're taste is shit

>>382621146
>>382621671
it really is sad
i remember when we all used to praise bioware even with their faults we still liked what they made
the same can even be saud for ubisoft and we all know how bad that is
god damn blizzard too what the fuck is happening

>>382615189
after ME3 its more of a biter sweet victory
im glad bioware got whats coming to them but at the same time im unhappy that they blew the chance to redeem their failures

>>382615189
Good. I hope they burn

>>382624875
Don't forget Square-Enix

>>382609556
NOW I'M A BELIEVER

>>382610917
I never bought anything from Sony in my life until I bought a PS4 and Horizon. It's the only game I've gotten all the trophies in so far and It's much better than ME:A.

>>382625102
fuck it hurts
what is there to turn to everyone is killing everything

>>382624376
No, YOU are taste is shit.

>>382625102
lol no
SE still has a long way to go until their in that tier

I'm only human, after all
[Now you too, are a part of Andromeda]


Was it kino?

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but...she's a qt

>>382609556
Why did people even like this shit franchise again? It was boring as all hell.

>>382618610
watch any cutscene and everyone is twitching constantly, bad mocap i guess

>>382625102
Only Square Enix RPG I played was TWEWY so I don't know about their decay

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>>382609556
>"you're like, totally not even worth killing gorgul strux, like, oh em geeeeeee"

>>382610634
Fuck, the things that make me burst out laughing never come with a warning.

>>382625872
I liked 2. 1 was OK, 3 was mediocre.

>>382611157
Bioware seriously thought a mainstream audience was going to buy a game where you can fuck that.

>>382615189
There was no reason for this to suck other than incompetence. It could've been even better than the original trilogy if people who actually gave a fuck about attention to detail and storytelling were involved. Everyone in Andromeda was just unlikable and stupid as hell. The original trilogy felt like a real universe that happened to have an interesting cast of characters, for the most part. There was no reason for this series to die, but if nobody with any real passion cares enough to do it right then it needs to stay buried. They could always start over in another new galaxy again if they wan to do another soft reboot and just stick with a "exploring new galaxies" theme instead of sticking to numbers. Do these games really need to always be trilogies anyway?

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>>382609556

>>382627140
Just compare this bitch to Liara. It's goddamn insulting how much more shit of a character she is.

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>>382609751
Faggot

Quarians are better

>>382610917

I hate Sony and the PS brand, but there's no way Horizon is even close to how terrible Mess Affect: Intern Programmers was.

>>382626768
EA is a sausage factory. If your game can't be put together by robots on an assembly line, it's fucked. Which is why Bioware's death was inevitable after the acquisition.

>>382627220
They took the guy who wrote the Sith Warrior route in SWTOR and made him write the Omega expansion for ME3 and Pissbitch in ME:A. It's like he was being punished for writing a kickass adventure story.

>>382625748

Her titties look worse than Liara's. Also weird how they kept the scaly texture for the body but her face has a porous human skin texture.

>>382626768
The studio was passionate because they showed how they were a bunch of fan boys by shoving as much reskinned and not!xcharacter in.

The problem was they were so fucking incompetent that they spent three fucking years wasting time trying to make a random world generator work to the quality that was expected. Instead of ditching it after a year max and saying "hey this just isn't working and we have to make everything for this Frostbite engine". No they were so fucking fixated on this one idea that it took one of the original people from the first three coming in and telling them they were fucking retarded and making them pump out a game in 18 months. Yes this fucking game we got was made in the last 18 months of the five year time and instead of using the more complete of the two sets they had they scrapped it, outsourced the facial animations and had time to be paranoid about Anthem team stealing ideas. At least they were right about that because those jets on the exosuits are straight from Andromeda in my opinion.

>>382618973
Is there a mode for that?

>>382625748
Even though she's a Liara knock off she's still the only romance option I can really stand. Cora is fucking annoying as shit and Vetra reminds me too much of Garus for whatever reason.

>>382609556
now I'm a believer

>>382611738
You should be shot for being such a degenerate furfag

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>>382622292
Autist Sara and Sociopath Scott made for some supreme memes