SGDQ: Alright Edition

nigger

WHY ARE THEY ALL TRANNIES?

taeyeon

>$1000
>no comment

L I T E R A L L Y L A U N D E R I N G

>>382608357
Why does the idea of Charlie Kelly entering GDQ seem really funny?

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>we have a $1000 anonymous donation with no comment

THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ANNOUNCING IT YOU RETARD?

>PREVIOUSLY
Luigi's Mansion (Any% (No Out of Bounds))
Length: 57:25
>NOW
Metroid Prime (100%)
Estimated Length: 1:45:00
>UP NEXT
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (Any% Glitchless)
Estimated Length: 0:36:00
>THEN
Guacamelee! Gold Edition (100%)
Estimated Length: 1:22:00
>LATER
Okami HD (NG+ Any%)
Estimated Length 1:30:00

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Are speedrunning and gender dysphoria both symptoms of the same mental illness?

Or does speedrunning simply cause you to lose your mind to that point?

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>>382608076
gllty is cute

Literally go stand in front of the busses out front

This is a surprisingly boring run and I can't tell whether it's the game itself or the people playing it

Based anon with the 35k donation... with NO COMMENT!

Why are all speedrunners mentally ill?

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Why are all these speed runners lopping off their dicks?

What is it about speed running that leads to being fucked in the head?

>>382608461
Money Laundering.

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This webm is more entertaining than the next 2 hours of the stream

>>382608421
Fuck you for abandoning your youtube channel.

>>382608461
To encourage others

>>382608510
mommy

>>382608491
Prime was always slow and boring.

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>>382608461

>>382608487
I wonder what our boy is up to now.

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>>382608421
How many girls(male) are there in this community?

https://youtu.be/yhW81Ekacf4

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Anyone have that pic showing the progression and less fun every year of AG/SGDQ?

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>>382608421
Sorry, I prefer big guys

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reminder
https://clips.twitch.tv
/RichImportantEggnogAMPEnergyCherry

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Siglemic is cute! C-U-T-E!

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Can we all agree that Metroid has the least degenerate speed scene and the most attractive runner (Oats)?

>>382608513
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Behavioral_sink
Read this

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>>382608563
BAM!

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>>382608491
I've never enjoyed the 3D Metroid games.

>"""Anonymous""" donations already starting
They're not even trying this time

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>>382608421
>hungry skeleton trying to pass as a female

>>382608510
Power of the Meat more like OC My Meat if you know what I mean

>>382608468
The latter mostly

>>382608513
they are autistic enough to play the same game over and over again in the first place

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WHEN RUNESCAPE

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so when does this get interesting

>>382608421
O-okay

where my nigga Big Jon at

Give this post a (You) so when people scroll down this thread they think it's a funny post.

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>>382608585
Jesus christ

>>382608651
>osrs
lol

>>382608607
The Metroid speed scene is completely fucked

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>>382608593
siggy was a cute boy

shame about the diaper fetish thing

>>382608585
who is cosmo's gf(male) anyways?

>>382608654
As soon as you post more of that

>>382608607
super mario world's community is surprisingly non-degen
honestly neither is SMB3

>>382608697
lol

>>382608697
This isn't a rolling sticky, anon

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Lads who is she? I need a twitter!

>>382608585
PLEASE STOP POSTING THIS AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>382608357
Play with me, Fuckfaces!

>>382608705
Way to out yourself underage b&

>>382608718
>diaper fetish

Uhhh what?

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>>382608585

Who's this faggot doing prime, where's miles?

>>382608607
i'm not interested in speedrunning but if i were ever to get into it, i would consider the other runners playing it 100% more than the game itself

>>382608779
That's a dude.

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>>382608697

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How would /v/ react to a NITW speedrun

>>382608819
anon...

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>>382608503

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>>382608585
>cosmo gets more affection in a few seconds than I get in my entire life

just not worth fighting.

if he is happy let him be happy

>>382608779
my gf

>>382608697
lurk more

>>382608779
@manshouldersmanjawgirl

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>>382608585

>>382608827
you can see the breasts dude stop forcing this shit literally every run

>>382608798
Should I finish this? I tried the first few missions with another and it was boring as hell but I'm expecting Metroid Prime 4 to continue the story in some way.

>>382608718
He has the third most tragic story in speedrunning next to Cosmo and Sam/Tolki.

Where's the twitter anger

>>382608816
WE LOVE OUR BASED BLACK TRUMP SUPPORTER DON'T WE FOLKS

>>382608503
who dis?

>>382608478
She is watching the stream!
Maybe even monitoring the threads here

>>382608891
produces manly son, nothing wrong with that

>>382608585
I've seen much worse

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>>382608697
amaze

Has the seat sniffer been spotted?

>>382608421
>tfw no qt gf(male) to pound in her boipussy all night

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>>382608585
why

>>382608858
game is slow already there is no way to speedrun that game

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>Oyster donates...

>>382608491
I think it's because the commentators are really monotone and boring.

>>382608585
at least he seems a bit happy now

>>382608863
What happened to miles? Is he kill?

>>382608654
Post more

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>>382608585
Can you imagine being his old girlfriend? What the fuck would she feel seeing this?

>>382608630
you look like a cup

>>382608984
is that guy aware of the whole seat sniffer thing?

Metroid is stupid. If she isn't out of her suit showing me her ass, what's the point of this game?

>>382609028
https://youtu.be/shX3Jt2rdmc

>>382608697
you fucking tard

>>382608891
It's not that

>>382608891
>>382608880
>>382608827


Lads. I think I'm in love, I need to know please?

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>>382608585

oh my i'm george takei and im narrating metroid prime. ignore my lisp and lust for penis.

>>382609052
>whew I sure dodged that bullet

>>382608873

How have you not been kissed before?

are you 12?

>>382609052
should I send it to her?

>>382608819
>>382609047
He went tranny, is now named Claris Robyn.

>>382608941
Ai Shinozaki

>>382608421
I'm oblivious who is this qt

>>382609067
He laughed about it. So did the girl in question. The only people who took it seriously was reddit; like the fucking chumps they are.

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>>382609115
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>382609115
wow cosmo looks like THAT?

>>382609067
Most likely, it was a common conversation topic in the community shortly after the GDQ

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>>382609067
I think the chick defended him, saying he was really just grabbing a water bottle and he's her good friend.
Personally I call BS but that's what i've heard.

>>382609115
This is what peak performance looks like

>>382608891
wtf i checked the link and it was just your mother's twitter instead.

>>382609118
28 no

>>382608585
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT THE FUCK
HOW DOES COSMO GET A GF WHEN HE'S A FUCKING TRANNY

>>382608819

Justin actually has a better time than Miles

>>382609151
Noir, a runner who is thankfully just a trap.

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>>382609115
Aren't those like half pound weights?

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>>382609115
this is why the muslims will win

Whatever happened to that chibbi guy? Last I heard he was caught cheating on a mario game lmao.

>>382609090
momentarily happy then

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>>382608697

>>382609124
do it faggot

Is there any good chat spam so far?

>Strider (2014)
>Super Adventure Island 2
>ActRaiser
>E.V.O.: Search for Eden
>Castle of Illusion
>Sonic CD 2011
>Sonic Generations
>Jet Set Radio Future
>Clustertruck
>THPS2
>THPS4
>Half-Life
>Alex Kidd in Shinobi World
>Ninja Gaiden (SMS)
>Ninja Gaiden III
>Samurai Pizza Cats
>Marble Madness
>Bucky O'Hare
>Jackal
>G.I. Joe: Atlantis Factor
>Castlevania III
>Startropics
>Kirby's Dream Land 2
>Kirby: Planet Robobot
>MMX2
>MMX3
>M&M6: Mandate of Heaven
>Tiny Toon Adventures: Buster Busts Loose
>The Firemen
>Plok
>Swordless Zelda: LttP
>Zelda II
>Link's Awakening DX
>Super Win the Game
>Mega Man 4
>Avenging Spirit
>TMNT3: Radical Rescue
>Jedi Outcast
Fucking COMFY.

>>382609191
She did.
There was another webm of him one the second counter moving a bottle around autistically.

>>382609118
I'm going to be 20 in 7 days and I've never even held a girls hand

>>382608916
What went wrong with siglemic? I only seen him stream typeracer or runescape the past few years.

This isn't exciting at all, I thought you said Metroid Prime was good

I hate when the runner is just enough autism to be boring but not enough autism to be entertaining.

>>382609248
Not with those gains.

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GDQ theme song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8p4fxzc7UA

>>382609254
He's going this year apparently.

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Are /srg/ there this time?

>>382609215
The "gf" is also a tranny

>>382609115
I fucking hate being white because of him

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>>382609090
>you'll never be this mentally ill
feels great man

>>382609223
okay good it's a trap, so it's not gay then.

>>382608585
Strange fuckin boner

>>382609135
JFC does speedrunning just make you a tranny or something?

>>382609115
Shoo shoo gains goblin

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>>382608421
no thanks mrs skeltal

>>382609191
They weren't friends but they were both made aware of the joke later. Neither of them cared. They understood it was exaggerated for the sake of humor.

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>>382609207

Don't be watching speed runs then. Jesus man, you need to improve yourself. Girls aren't just going to fall into your lap.

>>382609254
He's at the event right now but permabanned from running because he cheated.

>>382609142
I wasn't expecting someone to actually answer, thank you.

>>382609118
24 here

I can't watch this shit anymore. It gets more boring and lifeless every year, and I just can't take it anymore.

>>382609316
Me on the right

>>382609115
The sound actually makes it pretty hot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1DmlY9DhOw

Not my proudest cum

>>382609368
Did he ever fuck that speedrunnig chick he had a crush on?

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Einstein was one of the thousands of signatories of Magnus Hirschfeld's petition against Paragraph 175 of the German penal code, which condemned homosexuality. The petition ran for more than thirty years in the intellectual circles thanks to the activity of Hirschfeld's Wissenschaftlich-humanitäres Komitee (Scientific-Humanitarian Committee), which collected many signatures from the Jewish intellectual elite.

>>382609307
>trusting the opinions of Nintendo fans

>>382609370
Always willing to help if I can. You're welcome anon.

>>382609135
https://twitter.com/ClarisRobyn/status/877168922210029569
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT IT REALLY IS A FUCKING THING ISN'T IT NO SPEEDRUNNER IS SAFE

>>382609207
At 28 you should know female quirks even if you've never hooked up with one. If you're in America, 4th of july is perfect to go to a bar and get laid

Is this run supposed to be more fun if you played the game?

>>382608468
tfw i made that video

>>382609425
stop

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>>382609431
The fuck do you think?

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>>382609115
SOME BODY ONCE TOLD ME "YOUR GIRL IS GONNA BLOW ME"
I AIN'T THE DARKEST GUY IN MY BED
I WAS LOOKING IN DESPAIR WITH MY FINGERS IN MY HAIR
AT MY GIRL AND HER BUCK FROM MY KEK SHED

WELL

THE BILLS START COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING
TWITCHBUX STOPPED SINCE I QUIT SPEEDRUNNING
DIDN'T MAKE SENSE NOT TO GO INSANE
FUCKED MY SHIT UP NOW I CAN'T SPEEDGAME

TOO MUCH TO PAY
TOO MUCH TO OWE
SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH STREAMING SOME SMASH BROS

YOU'LL NEVER KNOW IF YOU DON'T SPEEDRUN
YOU'LL ALWAYS KNOW 'CAUSE SHE'S A CUNT

HEY NOW

YOU'RE A HAS-BEEN
GOT NO RECORDS
GOT NO SPEEDGAME

HEY NOW

YOU'RE ALL WASHED UP
IN YOUR MISERY YOU'LL WADE

ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD
GIVE IT TO MY GIRL
TO BE SOOOLLDDDD

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>>382609371
22, 8 different girls since I was 17. Sorry bud.

>>382609431
Take a guess.

Metroid Prime looks boring as shit, how does anyone like this?

>>382609371
>>382609292

see

>>382609362

>>382609297
/ourguy/ Clint absolutely destroyed him and hasn't recovered

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2M7xiQat4OI

>>382609368
How did he cheat?

>>382609118
normalslime LEAVE

>>382609115
>Dem natty gains
Oh fuck boys, our paths are about to be BLOCKED

>>382609115
S W O L E

L E F T

>>382608357
What is going on with shamus' suit? It looks so shit.
Also I love watching this it's like a week long documentary about autism with no commentary.

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>>382609118
20s
I can cast a simple fireball

>>382608697
You got me anon

>>382608585
>Anyone being surprised by this
It was always obvious Cosmo was gay as fuck. The fingernail polish and trademark gay smile didn't tip you off?

REMINDER THAT NARCISSA MADE A SUBREDDIT SPECIFICALLY SO PEOPLE COULD CRITICIZE HIM AND JUST CLOSED IT BECAUSE PEOPLE WERE CRITICIZING HIM

>>382608491
GDQ is all boring political bullshit now. The events are gone and trash tier.

The other thing running later this month is a much better alternative. It has a better lineup and doesn't support the content nazi's ruining the community

>>382609118
wheredoyouthinkyouare.jpg

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>>382608941

>>382608585
dele this

>>382609454
No wonder we are so backwards if it takes a genius to realize tat something so obvious is wrong.

>>382609531
moonjumped infront of the guy who invented the technique he was faking

>>382609498
lucien hughes? which one are you? I don't remember which vid that was, but I want to thank you for a top notch meme, friend.

>>382609482
>take by mouth
There are other ways to take pills?

>>382609515
kek

>>382609425
You're fucking disgusting.

Literally the worst opening lineup of any SGDQ
Only the memes are a reason to tune in today

is Israel going to accept any of the refugees?

PLEASE GIVE ME A TITCOW GIRLFRIEND
IT'S ALL I WANT IN LIFE

>>382608431
Brain problems

>>382609610
BIG

>>382609431
He got literally cucked on camera, some other dude showed up in the middle of their "stream date". Then he dated a girl that looked like a tranny but eventually broke up with her via his mom and now is dating a less tranny looking girl.

>>382609518
nah man I'm cool with this

>>382609631
take them by boipucci

>>382609454
>Implying homosexuality and transgenderism are even remotely connected

Retard.

>>382609115
FUUAAARK

>>382609659
How come?

>>382609610
feed me

>Slope
BANNED

speedrunning is a sign of mental illness

>>382609671
Please tell me theres footage of this stream date thing

>>382608421
Isn't this bloke in a padded cell right now?

>Shegoth
BANNED

>>382609631
You can legitimately take them anally.

>open stream
>open /v/
>ignore stream while looking up info about porn anons post

This run is so terrible it is practically a Metroid Crime.

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>>382609425

>>382609656
yes
only jewish one of course

>>382609610
FEED ME SEYMORE

>>382609531
There's a part in a game where you need to do a very specific jump, and he used a GameShark code to allow him to levitate, which makes it a billion times easier.

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>>382609362
>not just abandoning the real world and watching shit on the internet until you die from a heart attack at your desk in your late 30s

>>382609720
I need to suck on their giant titties

>>382609482
Is this a female (male)?

>>382609631
You've never heard of a suppository?

>"I really like Samus, but I think this game would be better if Samus was actually a guy."

DUDE WHY WOULD HE EVEN SAY THIS? BAN INCOMING

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>>382609808

>>382609531
I'll tl;dr this for you.

>Spends week hyping up massive WR attempt for TTYD
>Begs a TAS runner to watch the stream
>He attempts an incredibly difficult skip where you jump and engage an enemy at the peak, then get 1 frame coming out of the fight to jump again
>Skip would cut over 2 hours out of game, going from like chapter 2 to 7 or some shit
>Fucks it up exponentially, but tries to play it off and claim it's gonna work
>Battle ends and he magically manages to make the jump
>During this attempt, you can even fucking hear the trigger of the Gamecube's R button, which goes completely unused during TTYD, but is utilized for Gameshark's levitate button
>TAS runner calls him the fuck out, analyzes the footage and says he's cheating
>Banned for life

>>382609671
Is chibi dare I say.../ourguy/?

>>382609319
Imagine the smell

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Where my nigga Bonesaw at

Will this girl ever say anything?

>>382609805
Hey, porn is the number one priority, alright?

>>382609767
I've seen a picture of a grumpy looking chibi a couple feet away from the girl and the bull on a facecam but don't have it saved.

>>382609495
I've played the game, not having fun watching this.

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I can't believe I'm saying it, but the anime bullshit and the run after it have actually been my favorite runs so far. What's going on???

>>382609840
Haha.

>>382609890
Banned until next year.

>>382609849
Ah. I see then

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>>382609845
Where did you get ahold of my life plan?

>>382609808
CARLOS I SWEAR TO GOD

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>>382609425
>spoiler

the only normal runner is goose desu

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>>382609523

a-actually the m-movement is very complex and interesting!

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>>382609849

this game sucks

>>382609704
dude I'm dead...I'm gone man...

lolololol

>>382609893
No she (he) won't.

>>382609890
He didn't submit any runs this time.

>>382609874
He also failed to get even close to the WR too even after all that.

>>382608421
I want to tie him into a pretzel and wreck his boypussy until he ahegaos

>>382609991
Exactly this

>>382609890
Banned for promoting fun.

>>382609991
a deal's a deal

Why are people excited for a forth prime game? This looks terrible

>>382609930
It's called "first day of the event", anon.
>>382609808
Carlos, don't do me like that, man.

LIKING BOYS NO MATTER WHO THEY'RE DRESSED MAKES YOU A FAGGOT
A F A G G O T
DO ENJOY THE TITLE FAGGOT? WANT PEOPLE TO CALL YOU A FAGGOT? HUH? FAGGOT, SISSY BOY, TURD BURGLER FAGGOT
FAGGGGGGGGGGOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

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>>382610000
Quads do not lie

>try to watch metroid run
>so boring
zzzzz

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>>382609904
this

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>>382609103

Found Her Lads. CUUUUUUUUUUUTE

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>>382609983
OUR LAD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvbwHOk_8rE

>>382609983
Bonesaw seems pretty normal.

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>mfw I realise most of the people pushing these bull and blacked memes are just salty virgins who have never touched a woman before

makes tons of sense desu. Why don't all you transition?
then none of you will be virgins!

Can someone give a tl;dr of why people infamously hate metroid other m to a non metroid player such as I?

>>382610095
nostalgiafags
reminder that prime 4 is never coming out, and ninty only did that logo to prevent mass primebabby suicide

>>382609983
adamak

>>382610000
The numbers have spoken

>>382610102
Please bully me more, anon. It really turns me on

QUICK
ARE FUTAS A GIRLS WITH A DICKS OR A DUDES WITH TITS

>>382610134
The top image should not contain any people.

>>382610135
Too bad about the gingervitis.

>>382610036
>too busy living the life of Guy Jean in a Japanese high school
>probably has the 2nd to last desk by the window

>>382610150
Americans literally cannot stop thinking about black cocks, don't bother

>>382610135
>her

>>382610163
It ruined Samus as a character.

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>>382609362
>tfw you just don't care anymore
I just fap and call it a day. I'm not even depressed about almost being a wizard.

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>>382609118
>are you 12
I'm 23 and I've never held a girl's hand or kissed a girl. Just planning on learning to cast spells at this point :~:

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>>382610135
>social gathering
>wearing shorts

>>382610102
Look I'm as straight as you can get, and I hate faggots. My son came out as gay and I told him I didn't want him living under my roof anymore. He moved in with his sister and he's dead to me. But I have no shame in saying that I visit TS escorts and have blown my load many times in their tight asses. I even have a couple of beautiful TS babes who do dom work and they throatfuck me, let me rim their holes and come all over my face. This has nothing to do with being gay. They are women with penises. The penis itself is not male, it's attached to a woman.

>>382610163
Mainly because of the focus in story which is bad for Metriod in general. The gameplay itself was okay I suppose.

>>382610210
They're gay.

>>382610095
Judging a game by its speedrun? Retard.

>>382610210
Girls with dicks.

>>382610210
2d? Chicks with dicks.
3d? Dudes with tits.

>>382610136
memes aside, this man has mosaic down syndrome

>>382610210
Whichever you like more

>>382610135
>that
>cute

Maybe when in a venue with zero competition (which she is).

Ever since the chair sniffer scared off real women, there haven't been any diamonds in the rough at these events.

>>382610136
>>382609983
fucking broadcasting

top kek, he will never get a job with that shit

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>>382609845

That sounds sad anon, be positive!

this run is getting better as the nerds become more happy and confident to talk louder

hopefully AGDQ won't tell them to stop risking offending minorities/women with their excited, energetic, fun-loving tone of voices and mood

>>382610136

he streams on twitch, pretty late though but you can watch vods

commentary is solid

>>382610136
>yfw Goose unironically thinks he's an 8/10

>>382609118
No

22

>>382610210
Depends. Does it have balls?

>>382610210
dudes with tits is its own fetish from futa

>>382608909
>breasts means its a woman
oh how silly you must feel

>>382610135
I want to succ her peepee

>>382610303

>>382608510

Nice camera

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>>382609135
>it's real

>>382610135
She looks like that nerdy girl in high school that read books in the library all the time

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Why did they have to move the audience back? Will there even be an audience by 2020?

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>>382610136
>Degenerates near me

>>382610163

It disregarded everything that made Metroid great (no exploration, no finding power-ups, no good level design) and turned Samus into a whiny Barbie doll with daddy issues who needs a big strong man to save her from Ridley.

>>382610198
typical faggot response
>>382610267
typical faggot troll response

Why doesn't someone just do a run in a funny voice?

>>382610136
I can't believe r/SamAndTolki haven't figured out Goose and HaberdasherA are the same person.

>>382610276
Well Nier Automata looked like shit and it turns out that the entire game is just more of that with muh kino story so yeah you can judge a game by is speedrun

>>382610163

It basically breaks the character Samus managed to get established through the entire serie, turning her into waifu bait because one of the original producers wanted it that way.

>>382610384

Smells

>>382610135
well at least thats a confirmed girl

>>382610253
>:~:

Deserve it.

>>382610193

yeah adam is good too

kinda sucks that there are so few "normal" runners

>>382610141

yeah and bonesaw

>>382610267
You should change my son to my wife's son next time

>>382610163
Its a shitty game.

Anything good happen yet?

>>382610267
lmao

why 4chan? why do you do this to me.

Will the couch sperg out at the audience again this year?

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post yfw bonesaw becomes a tranny

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>>382610303
>>382610220
>>382610241

>this
>not cute

K

>>382610491
It's the first day so no

>>382610367
I stand corrected.

>>382610469
My wife is dead to me buddy, don't bring her up again or I'll fuck you up.

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>>382610384
>that final shot

>>382610135
literal wife material

gameplay wise Prime is the best game designed of all time, period

IF YOU HAVE A PENIS YOU'RE A MALE, MAN

IF YOU LIKE PENIS, YOU'RE A FAGGOT

END OF THE LINE, THERE ARE NO LOOPHOLES. STRAIGHT UP DEGENERATE FAGGOT

>>382610491
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8FBDsfON-c

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>>382610525

>>382610491
There was that girl who dropped her skirt and shouted 'THIS IS MY FEMALE PENIS' during setup time.

>>382610210
Depends on the lore, but rule of thumb is female with dick=thumb & man with breasts=trans/shemale

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>>382610210
less gay than girls

>>382610525
>he calls himself sawedbone

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>>382610539
i never implyed """"""""""""""""""She(he)"""""""""""""""" wasnt

>>382610454
?

>>382610248
>>382610271
>>382610390
>>382610436
>>382610473
So I see, Thank.

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>>382610525

>>382610136
Who poked his forehead with a pin

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While we wait for this shit to end, let's talk about our favorite idols.

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>>382610525

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>>382610525

>Bonesaw becomes a tranny for an elaborate joke

>>382610597
girl can eat

>>382609248
There are gay mosques being built, my friend

this game is boring as fuck

>>382610414
got tired of spamming this in serg I see

>a CASUAL...!

Why does he sound like a condescending faggot while saying it?

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>>382609118
27 here. Not only have I never kissed a girl, it's been several years now since I've spoken with one.

>>382610539
wtf it's actually a woman then

>>382610539
no hips fridge mode
cute smile though

>>382610593
A PENIS IS A PIECE OF MEAT. A piece of meat does not affect my sexuality. Do you let someone call you a pervert if your penis touches a pork chop? No. It wouldn't mean you were a porcinesexual.

A penis is flesh. A beautiful lady having a different shape of flesh will not change my sexuality. No matter how many of them I let inside me or how many I beg for their seed. I don't need to be called gay by narrow minded busybodies. How come this concern for policing sexuality only happens to straight men?

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QT Ginger Dump Incoming. Pure Waifu Levels Confirmed.

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>>382608478
>transbian

What a fuckin' waste.

I'm not anti-tranny but all these tranny-related and gay he/she posts in this thread are starting to make me feel queesy

le ebin reddit jokes xD

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>>382610624
Holy shit, I don't have enough reaction images for this.

>>382610674

sauce.

>>382608357
Is he even at E3?

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>>382610674
I want to fuck that girl.

can someone explain why so many runners become traps?

Well, there it is, the only good donation message this entire event.