SGDQ 2017

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first for big jon

this shit sucks

Finally. That Luigi run was a fucking yawn factory.

What was the WR?

Why doesn't that one fat autist run metroid prime anymore.

SIX MILLION

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First for geese.

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>>382605394
that aint right

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WHEN RUNESCAPE

>literally no friends
>can't think of anyone to shout out

Did the Randy Stair guy make the donation?

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nth for shitty runs

>Back when Bowser was canonically dead
Weird. Are you glad Nintendo retcon'd this?

>>382605394
how's that even possible

>>382605394
big, busting, hulking, bursting, massive, huge gains

Any funny moments yet lads?
Pls no bully I'm in upside down land and missed it all so far.

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>>382605430
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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when's rabi ribi

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>>382605394

i wish someone does a study in the future that shows us why so many trannies are in the speedrunning community. althgouth i guess it doesn't require a genius/a study to realize degenerates=degenerates

Is there a direct link to the stream so i can watch on MPC?

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Any anons at SGDQ want to meet up at my room and pound my boipucci :3

>>382605508
Wembs

Metroid up next has to mean no trannies or losers on the couch right? A series this patrician can't attract fags I fucking hope.

DEM BOOBS THO

>>382605394
no fucking way that's real

>>382605508
when you give me source on the webm from last thread

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>Credits music gets cut off

>>382605512
HE'S THE FIRST MEMBER, OF THE DK CREW

>>382605434
56:51, he would've gotten WR if not for a very avoidable mistake he did

>>382605449
You mean Miles? He still does, it's just that he went tranny & changed his name.

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How do I get a tranny gf???

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>>382605512

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>>382605430

>>382605498
Not much so far, I don't think. I missed a lot of it too, trying to beat Hollow Knight before it's ran in a couple days. Upside down land finally made a good game.

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>>382605512

Metroid and then the best Castlekino

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>>382605394
>>382605430
good start

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>>382605434
56:51. He would've had it easy
>Top fails in speedrunning

>>382605550
MilesSMB, who on and off is the WR holder in the Prime games, is a "girl" now.

This isn't fun, let's just have a /v/dq

How come E Gadd still hasn't been playable in a Mario Kart?

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What's this? A good game? On a GDQ?

>>382605512
omg

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NAME YOUR FAVORITE RUN OR MOMENT SO FAR OR I'LL STEAL YOUR CREDIT CARDS

>>382605394
THIS IS A VIDEO FOR THAT -FAT FUCK- BIG JON AND HIS DUMB FUCK FANS

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>>382605394

>>382605550
iirc the WR holder is a tranny

>>382605498
A donation got read aloud during Gunvolt involving "watching agdq with my wife's son"

>>382605353
FUSION SKIN HYPEEEEE

>>382605513
Because they can't get any pussy. So they chase after dick, thinking by turning themselves into girls, guys are willing to fuck them. Seeing how vidya & GDQ stuff is 99% male, there's gonna be one dude sick enough to do so.

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>>382605557
say that again, sucka!

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>Prime then SotN

Thank god, Luigi's manshit almost turned me off games for good.

So is there any specific reason why the speedrunning community has so many trannies?

>>382605512
nice job

>>382605543
Room number?

Who is the announcer with the sexy voice?

>>382605664
You are my favorite moment

>>382605596
>>382605642
What the fucking fuck. I do not believe you. What is wrong with this community.

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Prime soon, fellow hunters

>>382605709
it's like dobson's wet dream

>>382605664
Azure Striker Gunvolt 2

>>382605508
Its the next game

>>382605664
Spike Vegeta getting banned for saying fuck.

>>382605723
1012.

>>382605709
T H I C C

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Oof.

There will be a webm of that chick with big jiggly boobies that walked by. It will be so.

>>382605664
the ironic weeaboo

can't hit mute fast enough for these interviews

>>382605664
hearing the word "suck" five hundred times in an hour

>>382605719

Autism

>>382605642
What? No... source????

>>382605543
ORLANDO

>>382605705
This guy gets it

>>382605787
omw ;)

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>No runs by Feasel
Dropped

>>382605739
they can't break narrative or else their "friends" will jump down their throats

liberals are really fun people

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>>382605512
I swear to god I'm not racist but this made me laugh

>>382605739
>implying i don't want that
if he can nuke /pol/ also the better

>>382605793
>>382605797


hmmmmm

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>>382605642
what a fucking shame

>>382605739
lol shoo shoo drumpfkin!

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>>382605793

>>382605738
its a tranny

>>382605786
Spike was ourguy. I remember Wetster saying "fucking niggers" on screen with Trihex right there and Spike laughed.

Anime filth has been banned from GDQs so let's ban it from these threads! Hurrah!

>>382605797
You must be a fucking sooth sayer.

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>>382605793
>>382605797

>>382605793
DAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMM BOIIIIIIIII

>>382605793
>>382605797
well then

>>382605394
what sort of trauma he went through to be a gainer?

>>382605642
>milesSMB is trans
WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK
ARE YOU SHITTING ME
FUCKING TRANNIES

Isnt prime 100% just alot of lock on jumps and abusing the fact that v1.0 has really dumb terrain?

>>382605793
What am I looking for here

>>382605621
>Wanting Pence
>Mike "Roasting Gays On A Spitfire" Pence.

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https://twitter.com/ShinyAquana/status/881668921798963200

>>382605739
Pence at least is a politician and not a demented clown with a bad haircut and a fetish for russian hooker piss.

>>382605532
Why is there sand on her nails?

>>382605696
classic

>>382605793
Yum.
Also interested in that white-top bbw in the back.

>>382605793
>that guy in the extremely ill fitting jacket and white shirt

>>382605786
>GDQ ever banning SpikeVegeta

They don't have the balls. Spike could take a dump on the announcer's table and wouldn't get banned.

Prime might be fun.

>>382605705
that makes a lot of sense, but it makes me feel bad for the deluded tranny freaks

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>>382605786
Did he actually get banned? Source? I thought he was kinda funny.

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>I have a degree in trumpet performance

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>>382605793
>right-click
>play speed 0.5x

>>382605858
>UGHH WHY CANT RUSSIA JUST BOMB AMERICA AND KILL ME AND MY FAMILY
>THATS BETTER THAN ADMITTING TRUMP ISNT THAT BAD UGHH

liberalism actually really IS a mental disorder when you realize this is how narcissistic this kind of thinking is. literally would rather see death and destruction than admit that your worldview is flawed

>>382605793
what is going on here?

>>382605739
>not loving Mike "forget the kikes, get the dykes" Pence

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>>382605793
>>382605797

>>382605772
Holy shit,every time I see a new OOB it blows my mind a little.

>>382605664
>not hotel cards
I'm only talking to werster

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>>382605793
>>382605797

>>382605793
bouncey bouncey
>guys not even cracking their neck to see what she has on the rear
Bunch of pooftas

>>382605926
this faggot is there? I thought he was banned?

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>>382605996

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>not having a degree in trumpet performance
fucking casuals

>>382605768
It's true though, they're Claris Robyn now.

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>>382605768

>>382605996
don't fuck with trumpet players man, they'll fuck you up

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>>382605793
That jiggle

>>382606032
>tfw this dog is dead

Is the interviewee edward norton?

>>382605858
/pol/ is literally unstoppable

>>382605996
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP

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>>382605793
>>382605797

>>382606023
no i was running on libshit logic since their all collectively retarded.
it would be one thing if they actually believed in the bullshit they spew but these creatures don't have any legitimate thoughts or beliefs for themselves.

>>382605793
>ds dad checking out dat ass
kek

>>382605987
See >>382605970

GDQ would never ban SpikeVegeta, he's too well-liked.

>>382606089
>>382606087
I feel like I just saw him on the couch not too long ago. Jesus christ.

>>382606084
>being unemployed
>posting a trombone pepe

>>382605852
Does he even stream anymore?

>>382605532
[autistic screeching]

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>tfw Metroid Prime just reminds me of that one year they got a developer on call, only for that one fuck to completely talk over him and audibly voice that he was annoyed of certain random elements in the games

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>>382605793
mmm, what a nice little piece. just how I like em.

>>382605793
Time to collect this years SGDQ female webm collection

When is Okami

>>382606093
I think you mean french horn players

>>382606015
>literally would rather see death and destruction than admit that your worldview is flawed
isn't also that the same with the extreme just like /pol/?
>killing blacks doesn't count lol xDDD

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>>382606015
>Implying liberals want to go to war with Russia

This is your brain on /pol/.

>>382605642
Seriously? Jesus, that sucks. That guy was pretty good. Is any runner safe? Will we lose Bonesaw too?

Didn't watch Diddy or Luigi, were the runs worth watching?

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post what you're drinking right now

>>382606158
DS Dad knows quality when he sees it.

>>382605913
I always thought that was a meme

>>382605852

Isn't Feasel the guy who called Chibi's mom?

SURE, UM

how can a bunch of rabbits trigger normalfags so much?

>>382605996
Honk Honk :o)

>>382605793
is that DS dad?

>>382605793
Big bouncy sweaty tits

>>382606246
after 4 hours

>>382606156
yeah but I get to call Trump stupid and it feels good and makes me feel like part of something

>>382606194
>ever being unemployed when you're a master blower

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>>382606280

>>382606279
No

>>382605430

This gave me a seizure; you'll be hearing from my lawyer shortly.

>>382606279
Nope, both were boring as hell

>>382606161
This. Spikevegeta might as well be the face of GDQ. I would be shocked if they banned him.

>>382606246
1AM in non-cuck time

>>382606247
god I still have nightmares about that shit

>>382606279
Diddy was fine. Luigi was a snooze fest.

Watch Nier & Halo.

>>382606273
That guy isn't funny no matter how hard he tries

>no more TAS blocks
Were they too fun?

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>>382605793
BIG

JUICY

BOUNCY

JUGS

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>these cringy fucking questions

>>382606089
>>382606185
Those pics cut off the best part. The VoDs beneath are titled "Echoes practice while the first female president gets elected."

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>>382606280

was that interviewer guy Josh from Strain Central?

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Mofat (pic related) is a tranny now, too.

https://twitter.com/ZodiacMofat

Be careful out there, /v/!

>>382605926
Yo, today's his birthday? Happy B-day Chibi, I know you're lurking.

>>382606360
Is there a state where you can still get these with caffeine

this guy sounds like a robot

>>382605464
All f2p quests speedrun? I wonder how long it would take.

oh no baby what is you doing announcer?

you didn't have to make a brawl joke.

>>382606418
Yeesh.

>>382606445
I swear to god it's like a cult

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this voice is making me wet

Nice music.

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Redpill me on DS Dad. Who is he and why does he show up to every event?

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>>382605543
>>382605847
Do it and record it and post it

>>382606386
I think he is, go fuck yourself.

>>382606332
>>382606381
Dammit I wanted some decent sleep tonight
Oh well

>>382606431
Nice.

>>382606431

good taste

>>382606486
more like a disease desu

>>382606457
Canada

>>382605739
You do realize that you don't have to be an SJW to dislike Trump, right? Or would that not fit your worldview in which Trump is literally Jesus and the only people who dislike him are filthy degenerates?

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>>382606280

>>382605793
BABY ANON WANTS MILKIES! MILKIES! GIVE MILKIES!!!!

>>382605793
Why would you expose your midriff and not wear a bra at a gdq event? How low can your self esteem be?

>>382606431
Shit I wish I was at home drinking my spiced rum.

>>382606268
polchkins cant handle the bants... widdle polchkins btfo

>>382606258
except polchkins cant handle a joke unlike Stephen Colbert and Jon Oliver, etc.. lol

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>>382606445
>Reimuu on the couch

Those were better times.

>>382606393
There are no trannies in the TAS community so it was dropped

>>382606445
I am not surprised at all

>>382606445
I love sawbones look, it's so dated but so good

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>>382605793
It's always a risk with tits that big. They look perky and full in bras but when you undress her there's a high chance their just saggy old grandma tits.

>>382606156
What an ironic post.

>>382606445
What the fuck is the correlation between speedrunningstill and gender disorders?

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>all these has-been speedrunners now becoming interviewers

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>>382605604
>gf

>>382606457
Nah, they got banned nation wide, just drink one with a five hour energy.

>melee and brawl are fighting games
lmao ok

>Call of Duty meets Metroid

YAWN. When will they show something else?

>chozo suit
What is this? The regular power suit?

>>382606373
>>382606161
Stiv comitted statutory rape during the event and it got covered up. Spike isnt getting banned any time soon.

>>382605675
SALAD DODGING

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>>382606418
I have to see this

>>382606515
He's a loser and because he's a loser

How did they got Microsoft Sam for reading donations?

>>382606280
Heineken

I thought that tranny bullshit around speedrunners was just a meme... oh well

>>382606515
IT'S ALL LIES
IT'S NOT EVEN A DS

>>382606572
What would you do if you were a girl?

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>>382606474
2:28:28 apparently.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8__StK4JT_A

>>382606515
He's a guy with a handheld Pandora, which is pretty much a portable emulator if I remember right. Dunno why he shows up at each event though. But he's been the primary meme everyone recognizes on sight.

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Quick /v/
What are you snacking on RIGHT NOW?

>>382606032
Can I get a copy of Bioshock?

>>382606648
This. The guy sounds like a bot

>>382606280
>TFW no pepsiman run

>>382606634
Do not blaspheme our boi like that. Dude is a living legend

>>382606572
she is wearing a bra no fucking way can tits that big be so perky without support

>>382606572
she's obviously wearing a bra virgin

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>>382606445
only mentally ill people speedrun, prove me wrong

>>382606515
He does not even have a ds, it
Is a small Linux computer.

>>382606418
>every video after "please no election talk"
Kek.

>>382606685
pretzels

anybody here play MPH on wifi?

>>382605913
>>382605642
>miles

It's Claris now.
https://twitter.com/ClarisRobyn

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I'm up next, lads. Please wish me luck!

>>382606593
Autism

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>>382606640
Found it

>>382606445
you either get out of speedrunning intact, or you end up totally mentally scarred

>>382606586
I like em so saggy I can hide my hands underneath them. Warm.

OMG when is the metroid stream going to start fuckk

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>>382606457
I live in wisconsin where they're made, and I'm fairly certain the official statement says they don't have caffeine anymore. I'd probably be dead if they still had the caffeine, taurine and guarana though so it might be a good thing.
There are reports that it might still have some psychoactive substances in them though, couldn't tell ya. I just alternate with coffee.

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>>382606685

>>382605926

what a punchable face

>>382606670
I would dress as ugly as possible and put on a fake witch nose to keep the nerds away from me.

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Hey, where's Cosm-

https://clips.twitch
.tv/RichImportantEggnogAMPEnergyCherry

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>>382606445
what a cute nose

>>382606737
Thanks smash community

>>382606593
the spectrum

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Super Metroid is top 5 greatest games ever made, and don't you forget it.

Metroid Prime is top 10.

>>382606586
There is literally nothing wrong with saggy tits. Hating saggy tits is a normie meme.

>>382606685

bout to order some Hungry Howies.

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>>382606760
disgusting tbqhfamalam

i'd take small perky tits over big saggy ones any day

fuck Myst is impossible I feel like such a retard using the hints. I haven't solved a single puzzle yet after 90 minutes of playing.

>>382605353
oh no I'm just playing through this game. Should I stop watching?

is that "she" a he?

>Metroid Prime

Hell yes, finally a good run. Time to stop shitposting and actually start watching.

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>>382606795
If you don't want to be around nerds then why would you go where all the nerds are?

>>382606473
>>382606691
don't be silly there are no robots haha robots aren't real haha

>Metroid Prime
Where's our girl?

>PREVIOUSLY
Luigi's Mansion (Any% (No Out of Bounds))
Length: 57:25
>NOW
Metroid Prime (100%)
Estimated Length: 1:45:00
>UP NEXT
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (Any% Glitchless)
Estimated Length: 0:36:00
>THEN
Guacamelee! Gold Edition (100%)
Estimated Length: 1:22:00
>LATER
Okami HD (NG+ Any%)
Estimated Length 1:30:00

>people actually voted for the Fusion suit

Absolute shit fucking taste.

>>382606445
>Video games are turning young men into trannies.
My mother warned me about this.

is that a girl left of the couch?

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>Fusion Suit Prime

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Can I get a gender confirmation on this one?

>>382606685
What the fuck is even the point of the bread?

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you know you want this /v/
think of the gains you can get while watching sgdq

>>382606685
I had Oreos and some coffee, hot metts later with fries. Beer now.

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>Fusion Suit won

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>>382606685

>>382606842
Get a piece of paper out and starting writing stuff down, anon

>>382606795
>implying the autismos at SGDQ would ever have the balls to approach a hot woman

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Jesus Christ... MilesSMB really did go trans....
What the hell is up with PIkmin runners and being trans?

>no introduction

Wow
Awkward

gamers are so fucking cringey

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C U T E

>>382606909
Biological female. Fucking boring.

IS THAT A TRANNY ON THE FUCKING COUCH

FUCK THIS

I want to remodel Samus shithole

>>382606917
You have to eat it all, anon.

>>382606909
demi-omni-gender pirate with a side of tubes

>>382606909
is a man

>>382605353
Test

>>382606909
female (male)

>>382606972
I love these edits. Just uncanny enough to make me laugh.

>>382606965
I would like to have a beta girlfriend

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Is that the nazi kid from Breaking Bad playing the game?

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>>382606803

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>>382606972
Who keeps making these? It's fucking killing me

>>382606976
It's a real girl this time, actually.

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>>382606685
SOME HOT, FRESH QUINOA.

>>382606950
yeah I figure I'm going to have to. it's pretty fucking amazing. I really like the atmosphere and everything. if I solve a few then I'll get more confident. my ego won't let me use the hints

who is talking? is that the speedrunner's voice? he sounds too faggy

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>>382605353

>>382606803
I've seen this link posted a hundred times now and still haven't got the guts to watch it.

>>382606972
Just so you know I appreciate your work

>>382607080
BULLSHIT, listen to that fucking voice, it's more than obvious

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>>382606909
She's a popular ex-pornstar who turned into speedrunning

this guys seems kinda bad at Metroid running

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>>382606803

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Why not play the Trilogy version?

>>382607049
the name you're looking for is discount matt damon

I just need to know, are girls ruining AGDQ, or are they cute enough to fap to in webms?

>>382607104
no its the guy right behind him on the couch

>>382607165
>shitty wii controls

The girls that are there, there is a 75% chance thats its a girl(male)

>>382606909
too cute to be a girl

runs over boys

>>382606909
XX

holy fuck this voice is grading

>>382607165
The Trilogy version fixed a lot of glitches/exploits.

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I really wish they wouldn't allow glitch runs.

They're so fucking retarded. I want to see someone play the game fast as it as intended to be played. Whats the fucking point in showing dumb glitches? Oh look I found a bug and I can walk outside the level and skip 70% of the game so skillful such speed.

>>382607109
I want it, it looks funny and cute

>>382606685
My mom made fresh strawberry rhubarb pie
Hand made butter crust

It's godlike

>>382606909
looks like a boring normal nerd girl rather than a man in drag nerd girl.

>>382607165
Are the Trilogy verisons better with motion control?

He's just sitting there.
>Fuck.
No shit.

great run

>>382607165
Almost all the tricks are gone, and even doing old sequence breaks already possible in the original version are more difficult

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>>382607176
pic related is there so...

>>382607165
Nintendo fixed most of the big glitches after the English gc version

>>382607226
Then just watch a let's play

Damn, this is one hell of a choke. Don't think I've seen anything that bad before.

nice game you got there primefags

>>382607187
>guy
like biologically man or an MtF?

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Why doesn't Mayushii read the donations anymore? I miss her.

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Discord up?

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>Yeah...
>Yeah um...
Great commentary.

Is this the tranny curse

Oops.
Their OOB glitch got them stuck and they have to wait to move back up into the room.

>>382607165
The trilogy version is based on the "player's choice" or version 1.1 of the game, which Retro decided to say FUCK YOU to sequence breakers. You want to get plasma beam early? well haha we just put some power bomb rubble there! FUCK YOU!

>>382607226
While I agree with you, the alternative is runs that go on for more than 2 hours which is another level of retardation

Well this is a great run.

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>>382606803

>>382607081
Sounds like a Quistis/Rinoa porn

>>382606685
Chicken alfredo pasta from pizza hut.

choking

WOW RUN OF THE FUCKING YEAR RIGHT NOW BOYS

literal fucking autism

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Is the only genuinely cute girl attending this year?

Should have just done a reset, they allow it if it's at the start of a run still.

>>382607226
that depends from game to game
some games have really impressive glitches

>>382607165
They fixed a lot of skips in it. Should've made fucking Space Frigate skippable on reruns at least, it's boring shit.

>>382607226
Cry more bitch nigga.

the fuck is happening

>>382607176
>girls

>>382607195
You wish, fag.

>>382607290
Ask reddit

>"trick"
>slower than doing it casually

>>382607279
>replying

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>>382606803

>Awkward hunched off camera man
>Trans
>Chad
>Mouthbreathing Manspreader
>Indian Male(Female)
>Hitler's wet dreams
>Pouty Plaid

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nice run