I recently found this guy and holy shit these comics have to be some of the dumbest stuff I have ever read. The fact that this hipster has any kind of following is surprising. Post some of his worst comics because they are so terrible they are funny.
>hownew.ru
>>382592179
Not video games, fuck off nigger
>>382592179
That makes zero sense. All of the Wii's best games either use Gamecube controllers or little enough motion control where you can still lie on the couch.
>Dobson
>>382592179
Every Nintendo fan is literally Dobson, its why they're all scared of cute girls in video games
L O L
>>382592179
His following sure is inflated.
I heard that he regressed so hard that you have to donate to his Patreon if you want to see his new comics.
>>382592589
Kek. You don't know anything about me, do you?
can we stop feeding his autism please
>>382592586
He's both right and stupid. Mature rated media is more often less mature than children's TV. Mature rated content is rated mature because it's warning that it may be a bad impression for people who are not mature, not because blood and sex is maturity.
>>382592589
>NoA is literally Dobson, its why they're all scared of cute girls in video games
Ftfy
Personal fav of mine
>>382592879
You're one of the main ones who defends NoA's censoring
>>382593103
>he sees "kids/teens/everyone/mature/adults only" and thinks only the mature rating is referring to the content being 'mature'
its a recoomendation of which age group should be consuming the media. you buffoon.
something rated for kids can have mature story themes, something rated for mature audiences might be childish as fuck aside from gore and language
is it hard being perpetually confused by life? or is it an 'ignorance is bliss' kind of thing?
>>382593467
>>382592586
>butterfry
>>382592179
can somebody post the skyrim webm please?
>>382593808
Brilliant
>>382592586
>Squidward
>Pinkie Pie
Okay seriously someone explain to me when Spongebob or MLP get dark? Yeah Courage lives in an abusive home, PPG went to the future and ruined the world, and Steven's a halfbreed son of a war criminal, but can someone please explain to me how Spongebob NoContinuitypants is mature, especially post Movie?
>>382592586
>>382592179
He is a convicted pedophile now, master.
>>382592589
nintendorks are literally /pol/ while NoA is dobson
>>382594125
>mature = dark
I don't know how you did it but you managed to be dumber than Dobson.
What a charming gentleman
>>382592179
>I recently found this guy
No you didn't
>>382593947
Sure, Todd, whatever you say. https://youtu.be/fphtNeHKwGoI still won't buy Fallout 4, though.
>>382593578
You literally repeated my point.
>>382592586
>I lack the maturity to admit that I'm watching children's cartoons to unwind, so I'll pretend that MLP and Steven Universe are secretly super deep
had just about enough of this meme tbqfh
>>382594125
>he hasn't read Cupcakes
>>382592586
This is some cringe worthy stuff right here
Also,
>Butterfry?
>>382594437
Jesus Christ is he playing the game at 2fps?!
>>382594386
what a faggot
he will never be good in anything
>>382592179
>"I recently found this guy"
>"recently"
>he's been around for 10 years
How old are you, exactly?
>>382594386
why does he draw himself slim
I will still never get over the fact that Andrew Dobson made a Garfield ripoff where Garfield tells Jon about the greatness of Nintendo.
>>382594437
>that framerate
>tfw plasmasnake is Dobson if Dobson was actually good
>>382594560
>>382594674
You know the comic where he's comparing PCs to fastfood and his Mac to high-end restaurant food? That's an iMac from 2008, that he still has, and he's playing Skyrim on that.
>>382594316
Oh fuck off you know what I mean, he still gave bad examples.
>>382594542
I haven't, otherwise I wouldn't have been asking
ALL
>>382593467
Not bad tbqh, the others ITT are terrible though
>>382592589
Didn't Dobson used to draw Fetish Porn of girls boobs inflating? Why is he such a hipocrite
>>382594640
When will they learn?
>>382593808
i was about to save that picture for the 5th time since i first saw it
>>382594640
>STAND MASTER: Andrew Dobson
>STAND NAME: [The Blue Bear]
>>382594125
I think the joke with squidward is that when you're a kid you see him as a pessimistic asshole, but as you grow older you start to relate to him and see spongebob as a retarded manchild
NO GAME HAHA
>>382594791
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7745399/1/Cupcakes-Volume-I-Original
Enjoy.
>>382594386
This one is literal fucking genius, and it is absolutely perfect that Dobson was the one to bumblefuck his way into creating it. I can guarantee he has absolutely no idea how perfect these four panels are.
>>382592589
>>382592589
Everyone loves the Mario princess samus and zelda why would the be scared of them. Or do you mean cute girls that are into video games. Inb4 both
>>382594640
>5'6
>>382592179
>when you realize how fucked up Dobson's life will forever be
I mean at least CWC lives the illusion of going throught the right path despite being the same failure as always, but Dobson's pretty fucked no matter how you look at it, I'm surprised he hasn't kill himself yet.
>>382592586
the thing that rustles me more is that the point he tries to make isnt wrong by itself.
Mature is not equal to "grim and violent".
too bad he just says "whatever I like, no matter how childish and retarded it is IS MOAR MATURE THAN YOUR SHIT FUCKING CHADS ANDD XBONES AND PLAYSTATIONERS REEEEEEEE"
god how i despise dobson
>>382592179
i see your Dobson, and Raise you 4 GamerCat
WII GAME
>>382594967OTHER GAME
>>382595093
talking about when Nintendo fans defended this
>>382595138
>in the latest interview with chris chan he talks about WHEN he will find his girlfriend
you will NEVER be this delusional
>>382592179
>I recently found this guy
you need to go back
>>382595138
CWC is a mentally ill person.
Dobson is a douchebag, an asshole, an arrogant and a manchild.
That's the difference.
>>382595280
I have no idea what game that is.. but the bottom one is giving me a boner.
Fucking overalls, man. Fucking overalls..
>>382595205
I want to fug femcat.
Is he right?
>>382594386
I have to hand to him, the meta element of this joke is actually pretty satisfying
>>382594640
>Dislikes Bugs and Mayo
>iPad Pro inside of a bag
>>382592586
>draw comic, a visual medium
>draw character talking at audience instead of illustrating his point in visual form
What's even the point?
>>382595205
This is pretty accurate.
>>382594437
My old PC was a toaster my family got for me from the mid-2000s upgraded with a GT 240 Nvidia card and my copy of Skyrim, Dishonored, even Bioshock Infinite ran on that old thing with a better frame rate than Dobby has here.Don't judge on the Bio Infinite part, I was legit excited for it at the time and had no idea it would turn out the way it did. But it did run like smooth creamy butter on my old rig nonetheless.
>>382594640
What a faggot
>>382595603
It was from Ed Edd and Eddy
>>382595280
I don't know the backstory, but in this picture clothes are better on.
I mean, upper half is 3 generic bikini anime girls, bottom one is 3 girls with distinct personality and characterization, and the middle one is acting on my dick
Tasteful and provoking clothing is sexier than banal nudity, even more if nudity doesn0't have a context to be put in
>>382595487
CWC is a very bad person on top of being mentally ill. You don't get a free pass for being a shitty human being just because you're mentally ill. There are plenty of mentally ill people who are far better people than CWC, and they've made it abundantly clear that being mentally ill isn't a fucking excuse to be an asshole.
>>382594386
>what's wrong with it
>shh nobody cares
>>382595280
>inb4 Americas start posting: "b-b-b-but the bottom one is better it gives me boners because of the spats!!!!" or some other shit
>>382595592
You know someone is a hipster when they chose Other M over Super
>>382593578
literally what he said
>>382595592
I refuse the fact he really likes other M.
I'm pretty sure its all a mask for being contrarian on purpose.
>>382595771
Too late pal
>>382595496
>>382595592
>Other M over anything
>Pinball over all the Primes
>Hunters over all the Primes
>Fusion over Zero mission
What the fuck?
>>382594640
>5'6"
>>382595496
>>382595737
kys cucks
>>382595689
I'm pretty sure that GT 240 - while being garbage - is better than whatever iGPU his 2008 iMac has.
>>382594640
>5'6
>>382595672
It's easier to draw a character giving out commentary instead of illustrating the medium as a whole.
That's also his comic persona, so he uses him as an outlet to speak.
>>382595737
they're doing a gravure shoot. It fits with the story
And the clothes in the bottom one are garbage, they look like they're ripped from Hannah Montana
>>382595746
CWC is more of a dumbass than vile
Nick Bate is way worse
>>382595771
Too late.
>>382594774
>>382595989
Nick Bate is a child rapist.
>>382594437
My god this is how Dobson speaks? What a creepy mealy mouthed fuck.
Also what a great idea for a video. Just what I need with my Skyrim gameplay, they call him Dovahkiin, professional victim.
>>382594640
the fucking thumb on the dislike hand is in the wrong place
>>382595592
>hating on Metroid Prime
>Other M and 1 that high
How can someone be this pedestrian?
>>382594640
What is it with these types of people and thinking their shortcomings are cool? Who the fuck thinks it's a good idea to brag about being a tiny fat man who wears old dirty jeans?
Also,
>dislikes negativity
Luhmayo.
>>382596097
>>382595989
Is he /ourguy/?
>>382595592
Ok I didn't like Dobson before but this? This is fucking infuriating. Is he trolling or does he legitimately have that shitty taste?
>>382596153
He has a vile hatred for the Prime games since they're in first person, and the bullies that made fun of him in school liked FPS's.
>>382592589
Still mad about bayonetta Sonybro?
>>382595905
I don't care about censorship. I was just hoping someone would start dumping some overall-related echii or something. That happens sometimes.
I really like girls in overalls.
>>382595689
No judgement on the Ken Levine Waifu Experience - it was great eye-candy and damn well optimized.
>>382595280
Only teenagers think the top is good
Hahahaha
>>382596140
the dislike hand in general is horribly drawn.
Dobson's ability of screwing up EVERY SINGLE ONE of his drawings is almost supernatural.
>>382595280
I'd prefer they keep the original version, but overalls are nice.
>>382595934
well then , the context is ok, i'll pass on that, and i do agree that the clothes of the girls on the right and left are shitty, but i would give a rib to shag a girl dressed like the middle one
>>382596301
I'd rather have the option to put girls in bikinis or suspenders.or a nice summer dress
>>382596004
Teacher Kawakami > Maid Kawakami.
>>382594640
someone post the edit
>>382595771
.t someone who likes ZSS over Power Suit
>>382594640
>arm hair
>>382596035
>calls it McDonalds Night as if its a family event
>goes to McDonalds alone
>night
>broad daylight
>>382596035
Marvelous
>>382596249
Funny that it's Other M that doesn't cleanly fit into the Metroid canon.
>>382595280
I'm not in favor of censorship, but I actually prefer the bottom outfits.
>>382595771
Spats are literally the best though.
>>382596301
You been cucked by NoA so hard you're getting stockholm syndrome
>>382594640
>5'6
>>382596450
Jesus christ.
>>382596450
>I made a tweet some people didn't like
Love how despite how unbelievably fucked up what he did he still tries to act like it wasn't a big deal.
>>382596450
>I know what I did was wrong but the saving grace is that everyone should recognize that I too am merciful and will always do the right thing
>everyone please compliment me I deserve it
How fragile is that fat fucks ego?
>>382596262
I have a Wii U and Bayonetta, doesn't mean I have to agree with your shitty """""localization""""""
>>382594640
>5'6"
My little sister is taller than he is.
>>382594640
>2-D
>3-DS
>Power Chords
>>382592879
You just an ugly faggot. Nobody wants to know you
>>382594640
>Power Chords
>>382596498
Don't all dudes have arm hair?
>>382596450
Can I get some context for this? Zelda Williams was grieving Robin and Son of Dob, being characteristically brain-dead, thought she was just bitching? Where does gamer-gate fit into this?
>>382596498
>not having arm hairI fucking hate it. There are no benefits to having high pilosity outside of being able to grow a beard in days. Don't get me started on when actual shit gets stuck in it. Fuck it all.
>>382596035
Now post the PC vs. Mac comic.
>>382596734
>>382596624
>>382595920
>>382595854
>>382595162
>>382595120
5'6 isn't even that short. Its pretty average
>>382596498
you'll grow some as soon as you turn 14 don't worry
>>382594125
Horse fucker here. I know I sound like an autistic retard, but are times when the show has a few feelsy moments. They're too far in between though as the show is being written by new people as of 2-3 years ago, so all we get is meaningless shit now.
>>382596801
The fact he points it out is bizarre
Might as well go
>skin
>>382596864
For children.
>>382596864
>t. manlet
>>382592490
Wii sports resort swordplay
>>382596035
Why would he make a comic that proves that he's the most pathetic man on earth?
>>382592589
Dobson comes off as a typical Neogaf memeber
>>382594640
Why carry around a fucking clipboard?
Just buy a sketch book.
>>382596864
Maybe in fucking thailandJoke's on him tho I'm 5'7"
>>382592589
Dobson is REEEEEEE personified.
>>382596607
>anime girls need to have exposed skin to be sexy
I didn't even fucking buy the game because FE is waifu pandering garbage, but if you unironically believe two-piece bikinis are inherently sexier than any other kind of clothing you need to get some taste
>>382596831I feel your pain. I also have really hairy hands and fingers and painting miniatures is sometimes a small torture when paint and such sticks hair together on my pinky
>>382594640
He doesn't even look like that.
>>382596864
>manlets actually believe this
>>382597000
If you believe those Hannah Montana clothes are sexy you need to get some taste
>>382596864
Nigger, i'm 6'0 and a good 70% of people are taller than me.
>>382596864
Nah fuck off mate. I've seen kids from elementary taller than me during their school trips to my college.
t. 5'5
>>382596864
Average if it's 200 years ago and you're a malnourished prole working the field.
>>382592179
>>382596950
Take a look at the things he draws, how he draws and then ask yourself if you think that Dobson has any understanding of art or art tools.
>>382592586
>butterfry
>fry
Gets me everytime
>>382596864
yeah if you're woman
>>382596831
>>382596874
It's the fact that he pointed it out like it's something anyone actually cares about. Akin to putting "toenails" as a descriptor. I think the only time pointing out you have arm hair matters is if you're some olympic swimmer.
>>382597018
This. He's like three times as fat IRL.
>>382592179
So is that a dog, a cat, or a gremlin?
>>382596450
When I started this thread I didn't know he was this much of a pussy but holy shit.
>>382594791
Well, Pinkie grew up on a rock farm with her family, and you can make the assumption that they lived in poverty for the most part of their lives. That's kinda depressing.
>>382595496
>>382595737
>>382596301
>>382596391
>>382596563
Like fucking pottery. You are all a joke
>>382596864
5'9" is the national average in the US, whereas worldwide it is about 6 feet
5'6" is short bro.
>>382594884
He did as some "undercover experiment".
>>382597096
i know that feel anon
but it was also because most of my teenage years i was the same size i was when i was a kid
but around 16 years i started growing againbut i'm still short
Dobson's OK, but I prefer comics with clever references only video game nerds like myself will get.
>>382594586
i guess you must have acquired all human knowledge up to this point in time
Anime BTFO
Its funny how /v/ hates Dobson and his opinions, yet his opinions reflect what ninggers here think. How does that work?
>>382597057
>using Hannah Montana as an insult
What the fuck does that even mean? What makes something "Hannah Montana"-eske?
You're trying too hard.
>>382594640
>Pizza shirt
>Power Cords
>Likes: Eating
Its like a parody but its unironic
>>382596863
>>382596864
WHEN
WILL
THEY
LEARN
>>382597354
The clothes look like they came out of some shitty Dan "get in the van" Schneider sitcom for preteens
>>382594386
Anybody think Dobson would get less shit if he actually looked like his comic depiction?
>>382596801
>>382596874
Not all dudes have jet black Jew hair.
>>382593467
>>382594640
>Likes: Sleeping, Eating
Putting that under your likes is an automatic sign that you're a boring person.
>>382597173
I'm fat and do art and when I draw myself I've never hidden my weight.
Guess because I'm not bothered by the image (just the health negatives).
Still, it always reminds me of the body positive people go out of their way to hide whatever physical detail they dislike while telling me I'm sexy for having a big hairy gut.
>>382597000
One piece swimsuits are objectively the cutest on girls. Debate me.
>>382597224
>b-b-b-but muh generic bikinis!
Sure is summer here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rgXKUXOgvU
Dobsons tastes are just like his ego are inflated.
>>382595592
>dobson
>faggot flag
>special snowflaking his way on social media
>dobson
I cant take this
>>382594386
What is meta about it?
>>382597236
It wasn't an experiment.
He tried to get it all removed from the internet and now is pissed that people found out about it because he's afraid it'll prevent him from getting a job in the industry. Even though doug fucking winger got several and was also a certified aircraft engineer for a time while drawing smut.
>>382597346
this has to be ironic
>>382597336
Dobson isn't the worst artist I've seen, but he is the most pathetic one. I feel he could improve if he swallows his pride
>>382597385
>something you can custom build yourself is mcdonalds
>mass produced branded item is not
>>382593467
last panel should say "Never say don't apologize."
>>382597420
Again, what does that even mean? You can't just say "this looks like something from someone I don't like" and say it's a reason why it's bad.
By that logic, I can call the bikini's "DOA"-eske.
>>382597470
You'reRight.
>yfw your not Dobson
Feels so fucking good
If he fused with Chris-chan how cringeworthy would he be?
Where's the inflation? I feel ripped off.
>>382597336
>2010
>>382595592
>this is what the anti-prime shitposters are like in real life
>>382597385
I wonder how many people know how much of the money you pay for an Apple is not due to hardware but due to brand name and that with a bit of knowledge you could assemble a PC countless times stronger and more versatile for the same price if not cheaper.
Dobson of course is a lost cause. He thinks DnD is complicated.
>>382597385
The catch is that Dobby loves McDonalds IRL.
>>382597658
Less, because then his behaviour would be somewhat justified.
>>382597629
"Irony" and "Dobson" are two streets that never intersect.
>>382597385
>>382595280
>People get this fucking autistic over this shit
>>382592586
>drawing other people's characters looking at his character with hope in their eyes as his character says some weird bullshit
how would he feel if someone drew his blue faggot bear doing the same while talking about a subject he disagrees with?
this faggot just doesn't think at all
>>382594640
>tfw 5'6 too
Goddamit.
>>382592586
>nike symbol on hat
Its obviously satire you dips.
>>382597650
>Again, what does that even mean?
Its "How Do You Do Fellow Teens: The Outfit"
>>382597658
BenTheLoony is the closest to come to mind
>Went to art school
>Wants to make it big
>Bad at drawing
>Worships Shadman and draws shitty porn
>Shit opinions
>Autistic
>Obsessed with cartoons(specifically ones no one likes)
>>382597346
RIP Naruto 2004-2007
I guess that Dobson wins
>>382596864
I'm a 5'5" manlet and I have zero delusions. Accepting it at least lets you look less insecure.
>>382594943
>Squidward is relatable
Only if you're a massive narcissist
>>382597859
>getting mad over black women protagonists with afros is perfectly fine
>getting mad over censorship is not
>>382597348
>yet his opinions reflect what ninggers here think.
Not at all. Dobson considers the cartoons he watched as a child more important than the video games they were based on and thinks a 13fps slideshow is acceptable to play at.
>>382597496
This is retarded as much-if not more-as Dobson.
You put yourself literally below his level, which is quite a feat.
>>382594640
>That t-shirt
My girlfriend has that poster
kill me now
>>382597904
Do0bson doesn't understand the concept of satire and cannot actually draw anything accurately, so this comic is 100% genuine.
>>382597348
Someone post that localization comic
>>382597908
And the bikinis are "How do you do fellow virgin weebs: The Outfit"
See? I can give arbitrary reasons why it's shit too faggot.
And really, at the end of the day, fashion is entirely fucking subjective. There are people that would find a girl wearing a trash bag dress attractive.
>>382597224
The game is about someone trying to become a pop star. The bottom outfits are more fashion than some fucking bikini.
>that comic where he walks into a closed tabletop game shop then gets upset when people are playing tabletop games instead of video games
>>382597908
Aren't those girls teens tho?
>>382596864
>5'6 isn't even that short. Its pretty average
Sure pal
Hmmmm made me think
>>382598276
Tsubasa is 18, Ellie is 17, Maiko is 25+
>>382598226
In Japan pretty much any model, male or female, does swinwear shoots.
>>382598263
Please tell me that is a real thing I need to know!
>>382593578
thats what he said you buffoon
>>382595487
I'm pretty sure Dobson has a mental illness. I watched the entirety of his "Skyrim video on harassment" and I refuse to believe that someone could have zero self awareness. He's so overconfident in his comics and in reality he's a spineless cuck.
At one point he said that if you start to believe the criticism levied against you it's a form of psychological abuse
>>382596864
>all these newfags replying to this old minipasta bait
>>382597495
>m-muh summer
yawn
>>382597346
>stepping on Ash
>>382592586
>this exists
Dobson is such a contrarian, he even contradicts himself.
>>382598370
So yeah
>>382598263
Someone post it. I have to see this.
>>382594640
>5'6"
he is biologically selected to be this way he can't help it stop making fun
>>382598186
>fashion is entirely fucking subjective.
Sorry but no one thinks overalls and a baseball cap is attractive
>>382598450
Reminder that Dobson went to art school and still believes it was a worthless endeavour because he refused to take any feedback from his tutors. Meanwhile, somebody in that same class went to work for Disney.
>>382598186
>There are people that would find a girl wearing a trash bag dress attractive.
I would
>>382598596
I do
>>382598461
>posting shareblue propaganda
Get the fuck out of here, homo.
>>382598545
Does it really matter?
>>382598401
Dobson really hates D&D players. Even using the geeky strawman. No irony.
>>382598450
Dobson comes off as an impressionable person following the SJW stuff. Just like many people on Neogaf. Theres not much mental gymnastics because you automatically assume you're in the right.
>>382598006
>censorship in a trash game i will never play
>>382598646
I don't get it
Cartoon fag /co/cksuckers should be exterminated desu
>>382598596
Tell that to all the Hilda and Lyra pokegirl fans.
>>382594125
Old spongebob was grim. New spongebob is shit.
>>382594640
>Dislikes negativity
>Has a list of dislikes
>>382598831
Lyra is best girl btw
>>382597859
Not really. Most people just don't buy the game, if they don't like it.
>>382594125
Eh Spongebob in general had quite a number of mature jokes that the kids wouldnt get that parents did, but I dont think Spongebob was ever dark, and I assume it was Dobson trying to talk about how Spongebob did drop a few mature jokes.
MLP is certainly still a kids show, but on occasion there are mature moments to it.
I mean hell, they just did an episode on dead parents. But obviously speaking the mature parts are more so in the morals at the end of the story because its still a TV-Y show
Dont go looking at fanfics for maturedness thats just retarded
>>382598778
It's Dobson's autism about how LoZ games aren't like the shitty cartoon he grew up with that isn't canon in the slightest.
>>382598823
Nice cheery picking.
Literally "how's it feel to have a dick like Donald Trump"
>>382598831
Lyra doesn't have fans, and Hilda is admired for the short shorts, not the cap
>>382592179
I don't know why nobody has posted it in this thread; maybe you all forgot.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-40383627
>>382598778
He just wanted to bitch about blond Link again, but this time he tried to make an illusion of criticism.
>>382598778
>REEEEEEEE WHY ARE THINGS CHANGING the comic
Dobson tries to present himself as a misunderstood genius, when in reality he's just some fat autist who can't comprehend the slightest bit of complexity and creativity.
>>382598851
This has to be the best thing I have ever seen. I am so glad I created this thread.
>>382594640
man purse
>>382598823
/co/ hates Dobson too
Everyone hates Dobson
>>382598851
Holy fucking shit what a fag
>>382598778
He thinks Ocarina of Time is overrated. What else is new?
Also, his favorite Zelda game is LttP, and he thinks the Zelda cartoon with the EXCUUUUSE ME Link is the best piece of Zelda media.
>>382598957
>Lyra doesn't have fans
Then what about me?
>>382598959
NO FUCKING WAY! HAHAHAHA
>>382598851
>>382592586
Butterfry?
>>382592589
>>382594884
Jesus fuck this guy is probably the most radical hypocritical "feminist" ever.
And he gets so fucking melted down everytime people find out his shit, when, by his rules he'd be oversexualizing women too.
>>382598957
>Lyra doesn't have fans
She does
>>382598876
>and Hilda is admired for the short shorts, not the cap
So? It's not like anyone seriously dislikes it either.
Personally, I think the cap is kinda cute.
>>382599095
Sorry anon, you don't exist apparently.
>>382599023
>Being hated by 100 kg bronies
That's low
>>382598959
Its not the same Andrew Dobson.
And honestly going to jail for a doll is fucking ridiculous.
>>382595592
This is beyond pathetic. It's clear he just wants to be a contrarian. This isn't his actual opinion, not entirely.
>>382598959
That's not him though
>>382598851
>not knowing that a game and hobby shop wouldn't sell video games
>sign says closed, yet he goes in anyways
>tries to play the victim and makes the D&D people call him a geek
>comic is in no way funny or a wacky life story
>it just makes Dobson look like a dipshit
What is wrong with him?
Why do you all care for some fuckwit e celeb this much?? Are you all that autistic or something?
>>382592586
>having courage the cowardly dog anywhere near one of his "comics"
this faggot needs to go
>>382592589
Hardly, any real Nintendo fan is a weeb. Weebs have the same respect for women the Japs do,
next to none.
>>382598851
>>382599274
Damn
>>382596249
How do you think he felt when Nintendo revealed Prime 4?
>>382599250
He's hated by /v/ so that's lower
>>382594386
>That´s the sound of nobody caring!
You literally asked him what was wrong with is in the very first panel you mongoloid.
>>382599313
>What is wrong with him?
everything
>>382599114
No one will target the South because it's a waste of a nuke.
Barely one fucking lives here, unlike LA, SF, and NY, where a shit ton of people live.
>>382598646
If he actually played any Zelda, he would know half that shit, like the Zoras is explained in-lore. But fuck it, he's too triggered to care at this point.
>>382599381
There is nothing lower than a /co/cksucker
>>382599374
>>382594640
>tfw 5'7"
im not a fat dwarf lmaoim a skinny one
>>382598390
And in America, they are all more often in fashionable casual wear. It's two different cultures.
The example is far more localization to move units than censorship to prevent the kiddies from seeing tiddies.
>>382594386
>"heh... implying i care :^)"
>this is the actual autistic result of someone criticizing him
he's spineless
>>382595909
I wouldn't have known since all I knew at the time was it gave my games a playable FPS so I could enjoy games. Older one before that was a GT 9800 I think. Some piece of shit I overheated on TF2 that my uncle gave me.
Nowadays I have a $1000 PC Prebuilt with a GT 960 that runs like a beauty. Never regretted it.
>>382596249
>scanning
>convoluted
>looking at stuff for 2 seconds is convoluted
He HAS to be retarded
>>382599487
Why does he hate Prime but love Other M. I know he loves Other M because Samus talks in it but why does he hate Prime so much?
>>382599520
>The example is far more localization to move units
No, if you'd play the game you'd realize the game still has a lot of stuff that is japan-centric, like Barry calling the women 3DPD
Its was literally done because NoA hires bitter ugly feminists to localize their games
>>382599473
I can think of 3 things lower
>>382599473
Coming from a poster on /v/, that's particularly rich. Do yourself a favor and don't post again, you'll only embarrass yourself further.
>>382599114
>you will never progressively strangle dobson with your own hands
>>382594640
>tfw shorter than dobson
>>382595280
This game doesn't have fans.
>>382594640
>average /g/ user
>>382599606
>$1000 prebuilt
>1060
You could have had a 1070 for that price if you built your own.
>>382599624
Dobson is a nostalgiafag contrarian is why.
>>382599624
Because its a game that requires 3D spacial awareness and Dobson can't understand the third plane
>Dobson had a gf at one point
>I haven't
Time to an hero.
>>382596450
Wait, how is gamergate related in any way to dobson?
>>382595746
Yeah but Chris is so deluded and just out of his head that he doesn't really realize how much of a fucked situation he's in right now. Especially once his mom dies.
Dobby has always been a capable human being that kept fucking himself due to never wanting to admit that he was either wrong, or that he wasn't as good with art as he would admit because it was his "dream".
>>382597235
The only area where 6 feet is average is in Scandinavian countries, dude
>>382599520
Too bad nobody bought it because it was idolshit and not a real FE SMT crossover lmao.
If anything, the censorship was the final nail in the coffin.
Good riddance. FE is a shit series and the incessant waifu pandering needs to die.
>>382599259
Here in the UK you need to be really fucking careful about what you import.
If you're into anime or manga and you buy even just a lewd figma from HobbyLink, if that shit gets caught in a random airport parcel check you're looking at a probable cease of the parcel. If it's REALLY incriminating like actual hentai with loli etc. you're getting your house checked by police.
Thankfully the only hot girls I import are of the mecha kind, like the Gerbara Tetra.
>>382598778
those are the reasons why OoT isn't good.
>>382594437
>he honestly thinks people telling him 12 fps is not acceptable are just being negative
>>382599665
>Stop embarrassing yourself!
Said the horsefucker
>>382597385
A FUCKING FOOD ANALOGY
>>382594640
???
>>382594386
>taking the time to make a comic about your sore anus is "the sound of nobody caring"
Oh, Dob.
>>382599937
The guy on the left actually looks somewhat normal. I'm impressed.
>>382599901
Sounds like a true shithole, glad I don't live there
>>382596864
t. Dobson
>>382595592
>how to make the neet bucks
>>382599650
Dunno if I you were aware of this or not, but 3DPD is as much a cringey Western meme as it is an older Eastern one.
Unless this game was released in 2004, your argument holds no weight.
>>382597346
>Implying his shit-tier comic characters can fuck with characters like Kenshiro, Guts, Saitama, etc.
i aint no weeb but lmao.
>>382599937
I'm sorry, but /co/ and /mlp/ aren't the same board, and haven't been for a long while now. Care to rephrase your argument?
>>382600028
The guy in flannel is fixable with some sort of makeover.
>>382600046
>>382596864
Come on buddy, I'm a manlet too but you gotta just accept it and take it in stride.
>>382597789
That's why I asked for the comic to be posted.
>>382599432
i would nuke the south and steal their barbecues
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeOmDEtsAwI
>>382599473
>/co/
>lower than /v/, /vg/, /vp/, /tv/, /pol/, /a/, and /trash/
And I use most of these boards too.
>>382600113
I love how you try to write like some sort of le gentleman, thinking you will sound mature and sophisticated.
/co/ is the shithole where bronies came from, only a place filled with castrated subhumans would generate such a fandom.
Is there even rule 34 of Dobson?
https://youtu.be/BviSu4cYsxk
>>382597761
>He thinks DnD is complicated
He thinks algebra is complicated. That's even more of a red flag.
>>382599487
Good. I'm glad his shit taste is causing him yet more pain in his life.
>>382597235
>worldwide it is about 6 feet
with "worldwide" you mean europe?
Don't forget 1/3 of the world is either east asian or southern asian, both really short ethnicities
>>382594774
I don't even know how he played Bioshock Infinite on it considering his computer can't even run Undertale.
>>382598186
At the end of the day the outfits should have been an option instead of a replacement
>>382598525
Isn't that called having double standards?
>>382599432
Quite wrong actually. The south has the majority of military bases and also many nuclear plants. It would be fucking leveled.
t. South Carolinian.
>>382594640
see this image all the time. should make him a couple inches shorter and add a buttplug to the bag contents. spam THAT one
>>382600212
>/co/ make any of those boards look like paradise.
>>382597965
What's with that Eddsworld artstyle?RIP Edd
>>382598851
>be 16
>went into my local MetaGames store
>realize it's for D&D and such
>leave
Why'd he have to be such a bitch about it?
>>382599848
Plenty of people that do not have a mental illness can have the same amount of denial CWC would
I'm not exactly sure why we're comparing the two people, honestly. Furthermore, why are we defending CWC? Let him fucking rot. Being mentally ill is not an excuse for being a shit person.
>>382600298
>Gets nauseous from horror movies
This guy's literally a child.
>>382600109
I don't see it referenced outside of weeb imageboards or other japanese media
And idols are a japanese concept to begin with, no one buying the game would be put off by it being "too japanese" and normalfags won't buy it even if they "americanize" it
>>382594386
How do you think this actually went?
>This joke isn't funny, it's too predictable.
>W-why? Y-you know I spent an hour on t-that right?
>I mean, there really is no joke, it's just Tom acting like he's better than everyone.
>U-uhhh, SHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
>What? What are you do-
>d-do you hear that?
>...
>It's the sound of no-
>...Nobody caring, yeah I might've called that clever if we were in the 5th grade, you should probably act more like an adult next time, man.
Anyone have the picture of Dobson whining about elitists telling him that playing Skyrim at 10 fps is bad?
>>382600276
/jp/ has Touhou cancer, and /v/ has Sonic AND Undertale, so what's your point mate?
>>382600276
I love how you try to write like some sort of hardcore 4channer, thinking you sound tough and fit in with the crowd.
Grow up. There's worse boards than /co/, and I'm posting in one of them.
>>382598390
I mean, it's also true in America, but that doesn't make it tasteful.
>>382600298
Note how everyone hates him even in his own comics.
>>382600298
>Ha, people who like sports are idiots
>Ha, people who play DnD are nerds
This mans ability to make everybody hate him is truly astounding.
>>382598851
>sign says store is closed
>goes in anyway
>>382599114
>only areas with large populations would be targeted in a nuclear attack
No fucking shit, Sherlock.
>>382599952
>tilting head back during a nosebleed
dumb kids
>>382600604
The clothes in the USA version aren't tasteful either, but you're a prudish puritan who just considers anything that doesn't show skin "tasteful"
>>382598646
Dobson will never shut up about Zelda and Mario cartoons, right?
>>382600618
You missed the
>can't understand grade school level algebra
>>382598596
U sure fgt?
>>382600592
I don't see touhou fags polluting every single board like the horsefuckers tried to do.
>>382600598
If you liked that shithole so much, you would be there, so shut up already.
>>382600390
Uh... Yeah?
Also, why are you posting /mlp/ what does that have to do with /co/?
>>382600558
I think it didn't actually happen. It was probably comments on the internet at best.
>>382600462
People being famous for no reason are plenty popular in the US. It's just not called Idolmaster or whatever the fuck. And just because you don't see it outside of weebshit doesn't mean it isn't there. Which is why I wasn't sure if you knew it or not. Now you know it.
I'm not denying that feminists work at NoA or whatever boogeyman you're trying to throw darts at here, but that particular decision with the bikinis vs fashion wear has alot more evidence in favor of localization than it does for censorship.
If you really give a shit about censorship (which I fucking do), then you should probably understand that picking every fight you can with whatever stupid horseshit you get told by some kid with a keyboard makes your whole point look fucking stupid. Because you look fucking stupid.
>>382600736
>I know! I'll use a strawman to illustrate my argument! Surely that will lend credence to my opinion!
>>382600373
This. However, Dobson's wrong because the midwest and north west would be targeted because a lot of our silos are in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, and in places like the Dakotas.
>>382600823
Touhou is posted on more boards than horsefuckers right now. Shut the fuck up Barneyfag.
>>382595592
How in the fuck can someone be this wrong?
>>382600823
>polluting every single board like the horsefuckers tried to do
Oh look, it's a newfag.
>>382600731
Only time people care about him is when he posts retarded shit. Of course he'll continue posting it.
>>382597346
If this at least had Looney Tunes or Disney characters it could be amusing, but it using his shit tier characters it makes it shit.
I meam, just look at those character designs: Blonde Guy, Woman, Marsupilami Ripoff and Pirate. It's the kind of shit you see in textbooks.
>>382600791
>phoneposter has cancerous opinions
not surprised
>>382600823
Go back to your trust fund, Lee.
>>382599665
As a former co/ck/sucker, you guys are the most spineless fucks on the planet. As soon, AS SOON as the tumblr hordes decided that comics were hip and trendy and started swarming /co/ you worthless fucks IMMEDIATELY decided that you wanted to be part of that no click so fucking bad.
You could see the fun in /co/ die from one day to the other. To the point that if someone even said "Nigga" you guys started screaming and crying "UUUGGGH GO BACK TO /pol/!"
Eat my dick.
>>382597385
Chrischan is normal...
>>382600298
What is he even trying to prove with the Sports thing. It's the periodic table, it's just a fucking list of elements, not something intrinsically connected to being smart, and all he's showing is the football player grunting, is that supposed to indicate he's stupid? Fuck you Dobson you can't even comprehend simple addition as shown by your confusion of D&D and yet you have the gall to act like you're smarter than a football player, most of which have to succeed in academics to stay on the team and many pro players have degrees (in shit thats more important than your garbage ass art degree)
Also get the fuck outta here with you Final Fantasy shit, it's clear he doesn't know jack shit about Final Fantasy at all.
>>382600297yeshttps://e621.net/post/index/1/tom_preston
>>382600881
The point is that the bikinis are the ONLY time in the game where they make an effort to remove japanese concepts, they never do it any other time in the game. Its not hard to spot why the localizers would get mad over that.
>>382598851
You can tell the D&D people are bad because they're fat (like Dobson), have glasses (like Dobson), and like math (which Dobson is bad at).
>>382600212
/comblr/ is a literal hellhole, my man. One of the worst boards on this site.
>>382599114
>Violence and murder are wrong...
>Unless it's directed toward the people that I don't like :^)
>>382600943
>>382600951
>>382600997
Go back to your shithole, horsefuckers, nobody wants you here.
>>382600297
>>382601138
You are wanted even less, Lee.
>>382596864
I bet you think you'll get a girlfriend one day too.
Why does Dobson draw himself much skinnier than he actually is?
>>382601013
>I went to this board the other day and they didn't agree with me when I said that niggers are bad so I called them Tumblr and showed them!
Please gain some perspective.
Reminder that Dobson is an absolute waste of a good animation degree
https://youtu.be/rHjpDDqAuc0?t=441
>>382601086
Localization isn't a removal of a different culture's concept. If it is perfectly understandable in another culture, it doesn't need to be altered.
3 chicks in bikinis in the middle of a city in America is either a gay pride parade or an exhibitionist feminism rally.
I wonder how anyone can grow as old as him and never actually grow mentally.
The demeanor he displays, his opinions, his humor and his ways of thinking make him seem like a 12 year old imprisoned in the balding overweight body of a 40 years old man.
>>382601138
I want them here tho
>>382600298
>le periodic table so nerdy xDDD
>can't understand basic algebra
How the fuck can you be into chemistry and not understand basic algrbra at the same time. Dobson is such a fucking tool.
>>382601231
The only reason you are here is tho bitch and whine about how you think this is the worst board, but you refuse to be inside your "superior" board.
>>382594640
Dobson is more pathetic than Burch
>>382599624
I bet it's the same reason as why Movieblob hates it: It's an FPS (in their opinion, I know there's debate about that), and the guys that bullied them in high school played FPS games.
>>382601101
Nah mate. /v/ is objectively worse. You don't see /co/ bitching about how the channel they grew up watching is objectively better and any other channel is for babies.
The WORST I see from /co/ are capefags, which are civil compared to /v/'s autistic groups.
>>382597346
>adult goku with tail
>>382599624
He lacks the skill required for FPS. Whenever Dobson is bad at something, he makes fun of it. For examples, see sports, math, RPGs, real art...
>>382600298
>doesn't understand D&D
>can't comprehend mathematics
>pretends to understand the periodic table
You can't say "at least i'm more intelligent than those meathead bullies" if you aren't at all intelligent.
>>382601378
>that pic
kek, /v/ is still worse than/co/
>>382601364
>them
Not fooling anyone, Greg
>>382601194
>https://e621.net/post/index/1/tom_preston
>>382601071
O..ok.
Someone should print these and mail to him to see how he reacts.
Even better would be gay porn, but I don't think there's anyone insane enough.
>>382601138
Yeah these images of guys at meetups is really showing me. Wow they look like such horrible people. Literally worse than ISIS.
>>382601491
Greg who?
>>382594627
and with hair
>>382599801
You probably have standards. You ever notice how trailer folk are always married and have kids? It's because they don't give a fuck if someone is on meth.
>>382601326
I know it's hard to comprehend because you're gay as fuck and probably subhuman, but people here constantly said "Nigga" before little faggots like you started ruining the place.
>Please gain some perspective.
Or you can suck my dick. Not every single fucking place you visit has to be a safe space.