DEATH STRANDING IS METAL GEAR SOLID V

>>382584587
YOU JUST KNOW

This meme sucks, stop it

>>382584587
Who?

>>382584587
isn't that joost?

It's over caramel, just take your .357 cough drop already.

>>382584587
Who?

I want to put my juice in the joost

Where's the suicide stream you faggot

>>382585787
Is that what happens when a girl gets RICED for too long?

Did Caramel kill himself?

>>382584587
>lol my investors gave me all this money want to come see how im wasting it i love celebrities and being associated with celebrities

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>>382584587
is that the new joosten?

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It is happening. You cannot denied it. Kojima rubbed it in your face with his interview. He basically fucking told you "I'm rusing you and I'm gonna drag this shit out for as long as possible". Sergio's surgery is in December so he cant drag it out for much longer. Anniversary or PSX.

>>382587348
>it's absolutely going to be at e3 2017 in sony's conference
you have no credibility, kill yourself

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>>382584587
explain
>I don't know who this bitch is

>>382587348
What happens when it's neither?
What's the next event on the calendar?

How long will you drag this out for.
Admit it burned sugar, it's over.

>>382587348
o great caramel, what is going to happen on july 13th

>>382584694
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

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>>382588086
He literally said "betray your audience" with a shit eating grin. We will return to Camp Omega very soon. TPP is VR simulation / a coma nightmare.

>>382588335
Return to Camp Omega along with the MGS5 / Silent Hills announcement.

>>382584587
What is wrong with these people who think DS is going to be mgs? Even conspiracy theorist aren't this fucking delusional. Its some next level shit

>>382584587
>>382587348
Just coming in to verify that these rumors are wrong. Death Stranding is its own game.

>>382587348
its over friend let it go. find something new. its not healthy. theres more to life than obsessing over a pretentious jap. go take a walk, fall in love and play in traffic. you'll get threw this kiddo. i believe in you bud.

>>382588625
>what is wrong with these people
Autism.

>>382587348
Intradasting

https://archive.is/KYO8z

More intradasting

>>382588621
>It wast just a coma, bro

This is some lazy writing, you know

>>382588621
caramel confirms, july 13th is a return to omega.

based on everything I've seen, my guess is kojima's overall goal is to start to establish a "konami-verse" like the MCU, like he seems to keep talking about in his glixel movie reviews. kojima is a smart man and he wouldn't be wasting his time with these reviews if he knew nothing would come of them. he's building up to something. my guess is it will be a colliding multi-verse event,
with a tie-in to the mgs movie.

>>382588621
What can we do to help pal? You take your medication kiddo? We are here for you. I believe you can get threw this mate. Stay strong bud.

>>382589207
Just when people thought he couldnt become anymore self absorbed he does this. I believe it, hes that kind of cunt

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Cant wait for this to happen again

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>>382587348
The brainlets on /v/ don't realize that the ruse cruise is just Kojima's part of a grander conspiracy.

Look at this picture. This is a man named "Jack Steven" who did an interview about Bowie after he "died".

Link to the interview video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FayHEPA7_Vc

David Bowie faked his death and will reprise his role on Twin Peaks season finale. The character he played was unstuck in time, and will reappear to confuse and shock the audience. This is Bowie and Lynch's part along with Kojima and the Metal Gear Solid series in the greatest conspiracy ever.

We. Never. Lost. Control.

Stop.
STOP!
Not this time
I'm not getting on the ruse cruise again.
Just give up.

>>382589726
thanks for the laugh anon

>>382588621
Done licking your wounds after E3 I see, You were very apologetic in that thread
>We will return to Camp Omega very soon
kek, no one cares

>>382587348
A month ago you were certain Death Stranding was Silent Hills, what happened to change your mind? Did some traumatic event completely remodel your shithole? Tell me all about it.

>>382589893
>he got on it the first time
Want to join my pyramid scheme anon?

>>382590242
>>382589893
>he got off the ruse cruise
low faith, low test cuck

>>382590241
It's FIB who thinks Death Stranding is Silent Hills.

>>382590242
>first time
Anon I've been on every cruise since the first MGSV trailer.

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>>382589149
It will serve a purpose if it is Zero orchestrating the nightmare / VR simulation to manipulate Big Boss. Maybe Zero was the one who attacked MSF and is trying to frame Skullface using the nightmare / simulation. When Big Boss snaps out of it and realizes what Zero did to him it'll spark their war.

>>382590241
I never said it wasn't, learn to read, kiddo.

>>382584587
I hate Kojima's le ruse cruise marketing style that he's attempted for his last few games, It blew back in his face with MGSV, Silent Hills got cancelled and no one cares enough or knows enough about Death Stranding to really give a shit

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Can someone explain the following to me - Who is Stephanie Joosten, and more precisely has she ever been relevant besides her involvement in Kojima's video games?

Why was she so heavily featured in the game/the social media side of things? Is she a celebrity on any kind of level?

Basically someone give me a quick rundown.

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Reminder

>>382590339
>>382590435
It's a really simple business, I buy energy bars from the manufacturer then you buy them from me before going door to door selling them at a mark-up, we all make money.

>>382588907
There's no way this is a ruse

>>382590582
I'm pretty sure she's just his waifu.

>still giving the faggot attention
Damn you guys are desperate for something to pass the time
Learn a trade perhaps?

>>382590582

Kojima has a hard on for Dutch people (and so does the rest of Japan apparently, likely due to historical events).

Joosten is Dutch
Gorilla games is Dutch (who he got DS decima engine off of)
Decima is the name of a Japanese island in which the Dutch had a trading colony

I'm fairly sure there are various other Dutch references pertaining to kojima but they are the only ones I remember at the moment.

>>382590582
she's a model. all the bosses in mgs4 were models as well. kojima likes to fill his games with posters of pinup models as well. remember Cécile Cosima Caminades, from peace walker? remember how you find her completely helpless and in her panties? well she's a real woman that works for konami france. he's a bit of pervert. if there is one valid criticism the translator of mgs2 could give, is his treatment of women in his games is a little bit creepy. i can only imagine the amount of hr complaints he got. so horny konami had to keep him locked up alone in a room so they weren't hit with any complaints of sexual harassment.

>>382587348
Fuck off tripfag

This is fucking gay. When will mods ban this shithead?

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>>382587348
>Anniversary or PSX.

>>382587348
weren't you literally on suicide watch a few weeks ago? Fuck outta here

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>>382587348
You're not allowed to do this anymore. You promised.

Death Stranding is Kojima's new Metal Gear. It's just "DUDE, ALIENS XD" instead of "DUDE, NANOMACHINES XD."

This isn't rocket science, Kojima is a hack.

Fuck off Caramel I'm off the train now, you won't get me twice.

Anyone who still believes this shit is as limp as a junkie's dick.

>>382588621
wtf does a ceiling fan in 2 different sections of the game prove?

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>>382584587
>younger sister's name is Morgan
>Morgan is short for Morgana
>Persona 5 has a playable character named Morgana
>Phantom Thieves of Heart, is a group of Persona Users in Persona 5
>Persona V: The Phantom Thief
HOLY FUCKING SHIT

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God dammit are we still doing this?

>>382588907
Too deep in corporate shit to be a ruse

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>>382592319
something about ceiling fans magnet fields around the world that when synchronized create wormholes that connect to parallel universes.

>>382587804
Damn! Terry Crews looks like THAT!?

>>382592881
>magnet
magnetic

>>382588907
Konami don't give a fuck about a bunch of nerds spamming their Twitter and Facebook. When the truth is revealed everyone will love Konami more than ever before for daring to along with an artist's vision. Their stocks and profits have done nothing but improve since Kojima was "fired". The controversy was spread using rumors and second hand sources. The truth will be spread using the biggest gaming event in the world.

I'm so glad Sony invested money into this, I can't wait to play this on the PS5 in 2019.

Reminder that Kojima has lost his touch and it will all fall through before Death Stranding even shows gameplay

>>382593754
>PS5
>5
ruse confirmed

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>>382588621
Just your friendly neighborhood spiderman here to remind you kids that this man is an absolute lunatic and will die knowing he was wrong forever but here I am swinging another (you) his way, looks like thats two of us that just don't know when to stop.

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>>382587348
Why didn't you kill yourself yet?

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>The Reedus Fetus is a skulls parasite

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>>382584587
Who the fuck is this?

>>382588621
>>382590446
I don't understand. It's both 794?

>>382593268
...So E3?

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>>382595709
I'm just glad caramel is back so we can laugh at him more.

>>382596231
holy shit that picture is fantastic

This is just sad. MGS fans are like destroyed widows who can't believe their husbands are dead.

>H-He's coming back, you'll see! He's gonna walk in right through that door! Just you wait!

>>382590446
so jewnami reused a plane asset i am not fucking surprised. i doubt they gave unique numbers to all the planes in any of the games you literal retard.

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>>382587348

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what makes kojimbo so irresistible to white women?

>>382584587
that jacket is huge

>>382596453
You have no idea just how often "useless little details" in Kojima's games actually have significance.

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>>382596053
Big Boss has wounds from the Paz explosion on his face, yet the helicopter is still functioning. The helicopter literally cannot be airborne post-explosion since that's what caused it to crash. Not to mention it's dawn, a few hours after GZ.

>>382585787
I thought the same
they look so similar there

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>>382587348
This is Alex Jones-tier nonsense and you really should find something better to do with your life

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>>382596603
haha you guys are faggots who didn't even notice i said planes instead of helicopters. and who is telling who about not noticing details? eat my shorts senpai

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>>382590241
>did some traumatic event completely remodel your shithole?

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>>382597102
Did you consider that someone just assumed you were a retard and let it go?

>>382596603
You are wrong on everything. After E3 you said you were going to kill yourself.
Just do it. Nice

>>382597102
>>382597281
lmao fucking rekt

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>>382597281
retray your rans ooreeheeheeheeheehee

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>caramel is back and still has no shame

>>382597494
Please don't shitpost. You can be reported for that.

>>382597663
who the fuck are you get the fuck out of here

>>382597584
He just had to wait a few weeks for his failure to blow over

>>382597663
that is why i report every one of caramels posts every time he does.

>>382597584
No honor too.

>>382588621
Dude, just kill yourself c'mon

>>382590446
I don't get why you keep posting that pic as if it proves anything. Snake in your Pre "Crash" photo is just Snake before they got to OH in 794 and saw XOF fucking their shit up. And Snake in your Post "Crash" pic is just snake after they took off from burning OH in 794 with blood on him that came from one of his guys who took a bullet for him. Both pictures are way before Paz does the worst JC Denton impersonation. It's never shown or implied that 794 got shot down or anything by XOF

>>382598257
actually read my posts you fucking cretin
>>382596603

>>382592191
>Fuck off Caramel I'm off the train now
>now
Caramel has been on the ruse cruise longer than you've been here

>>382587348

Caramel is back, baby!

>>382597946
>KEK JUST KILL YOURSELF XDDDD

(he actually does it live on stream)

>KEK AHAHAHA OMFG LOLLLL XD IT'S FUNNY, RIGHT /v/? XD WE ARE SO LEJUN
>...(Man, that's so fucked up. I feel bad now because I told someone to kill himself and he did it. Let me keep pretending to be laughing uncontrollably on /v/ to try to convince myself I don't feel guilty)
>LMAO HE ACTUALLY DID IT HAHAAHAHAHA WELL DESERVED

/v/ bitch boy in a nutshell

>>382598371
actually read my post you fucking cretin. Your webm takes place well after they took off from burning OH, not before as you're trying to imply. The helicopter crash happens after Snake gets all bloody in your Post "Crash" photo, hence why the whole coma shit started in the first place.

>>382596603
somebody call to game theory

>>382598576
Who are you quoting?

>>382598715
Look at the webm moron. His face is clean, you literally see the wounds appear on his face as the bomb detonates.

>>382590446
where is this 'post-crash' shown?

>>382598371
I remember reading your posts that were all certain about the sony conference at e3 and the only thing to come out of that was spiderman, looping everything back to your own conjecture doesn't work when you're not credible

Reminder that Caramel was cucked by Spiderman and all future MGS threads are ruined because you guys keep giving him attention rather than filtering him.

>>382599442
you mean rather than posting spiderman

>>382591330
>game has one Dutch person
>Kojima loves Dutch people

I hope the timed exclusivity deal with sony isn't too long so I can play this game in 60 fps.

>>382598882
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1Ns1Fj138k
How about instead of posting a webm and pic with you're own made up context that is divorced from the actual game, you post the actual ending. None of what you say matches up

>>382597268
So is the dick show just becoming a underground hit on 4chan?

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>>382600139
How does the helicopter still being airborne with Big Boss suffering wounds from the Paz explosion make sense? It's irrefutable evidence the helicopter never crashed. It's dawn, a few hours after GZ. Why do you think Zero, the big bad known for information control WHO HATES BIG BOSS is suddenly the nicest person in the series who is suddenly best buds with Big Boss for no fucking reason?

Put two and two together, kiddo.

>>382600371
>WHO HATES BIG BOSS
Nobody ever said that. He always needed Big Boss. It was Big Boss who hated him.

>>382600371
What are you babbling about? The Helicopter crashes after Paz explodes. Your picture and webm are not inherently tied together. If I remember correctly, GZ has in-game cutscenes just like in PP. So if your Snake gets injured in the mission, the follow up cutscene will show him in that state. Same if you stealth it all and Snake stays clean. So I was wrong about it being blood, but they're still not the wounds from the explosion. I don't know how you can mistake a cut on the opposite side of his face, that we don't see in the explosion cutscene, and blood for burns. They're pretty distinctively different even in game as real life.

What does Zero have to do with any of this? I'd have to replay PP to recall why he did what he did, but still it's pretty irrelevant to the crash you're trying to spin as some off the wall conspiracy.

caramel has passed on his MEMES n GENES. This caramel is a whole different game from the old one.

>>382600856
Nah, exactly same "redpilled" retard as before.

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>>382587348
based caramel

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Caramel has literally never been wrong

>>382586803
Wtf I love Joosten now

Hey could you guys give me some feedback for a small game I'm making? It belongs on tg but they didn't help.

>>382601508
Obviously we can't, since you haven't posted anything.
Is it co-op or pvp? How many players?

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>>382600827
>If I remember correctly, GZ has in-game cutscenes just like in PP.
No it does not. Not to mention Snake can only get bloody. He cannot get actual cuts or burns.
>So if your Snake gets injured in the mission, the follow up cutscene will show him in that state.
Not in GZ.
>blood for burns
See picture, retard.
>What does Zero have to do with any of this? I'd have to replay PP to recall why he did what he did, but still it's pretty irrelevant to the crash you're trying to spin as some off the wall conspiracy.
Considering he rescued Big Boss from the "crash" and was nice enough to create a fake body double when we have evidence it never crashed it's obvious Zero is lurking behind the scenes up to no good. In the tape of him visiting unconscious Big Boss you can hear the sound of electronic sliding doors when the hospital has wooden doors. Not only that you can hear the sound of children laughing when the doors open, which there clearly are no children in the hospital.

So why is Zero, the big bad, known for information control, who fucking hates Big Boss, suddenly the nicest man in the series who rescues Big Boss from a helicopter "crash" which WE HAVE EVIDENCE IT NEVER HAPPENED. Not only that Zero is now (apparently) in his coma before the events of TPP, which makes it impossible for him to carry out actions which have huge, cataclysmic repercussions on the rest of the series post-Metal Gear 2.

>>382600501
>and so began the war between zero and big boss
>their absolute reverence for her drove them apart
>there was nothing left of the boss's noble will in their struggle, all that remained was hatred, a passion to destroy one another
>in the end they became bitter enemies as the zero from which they both started was split into two
And from Big Boss himself
>even with all the bad blood between us i cant help but wonder...did zero really hate me? or did he just fear me? it's too late to ask him now

>ywn be based caramel
https://boards.fireden.net/v/search/text/%3E204863%20are%20co-ords%20to/page/1/

feels bad man

i find it intensely interesting that those oats studios shorts have authentic japanese subs

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>>382601898
They have a cooking show video that is identical to the one in MGS4. Anyone who doesn't believe they're in cahoots is a retard.

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>ywn be as ascended as caramel

>>382601735
It's a table top, sorry here you go:

Rolling

Attack Roll: Use 6, 12, and 20 sided dice (upgrade die every 3 levels)

Evasion Roll: Use 4, 8, and 10 sided dice (upgrade die every 3 levels)

Rest Roll: When resting, roll both your attack and evade dice; the total is the amount of health and stamina/arcane you restore. Then, the dm rolls a 20 sided die; for every 5, an enemy is encountered.

Perfect Rolls: A perfect roll is when a die lands on its maximum number. If an attacker gets a perfect roll, their attack will not suffer penalties unless it's against a perfect evade. If an evader gets a perfect roll, they can roll again and add to their total unless it's against a perfect attack.


Stats

Health: Resource required to stay in the game; can be restored by resting, skills, or item use. If it reaches 0, your character becomes critical; critical characters can still attack and evade, but any further damage will result in a death.

Stamina/Energy: Resources are required to use skills; they can be replenished by resting. Physical skills use stamina while arcane skills use energy.

>>382602007
Just like everyone who didn't think the rest of mgsv and the ruse would be revealed at e3?

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*sigh*
just caramel blowing out the non-believers as usual

>>382602007
the two most recent ones have Kojimbles written all over them, yeah
there's also a lot of weird dialogue
>that thing? which you feel compelled to hunt?

>>382587348
did you livestream you suicide after e3? I wasn't on /v/ at the time so I missed it

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I'm sure to plenty of content a world an AI put him so far. Then it such an umbilical called to Camp Omega map is post. You've been promise.
>he did not forget TPP's files but even convincing.
>he doesn't going to make itself with no world game it had plent Hill game. What's the six blockades, nukes force you hanging his than five five otherworlds. The AIs well. When rumors, the Cyborg Ninja. He also smug and oversy)
>moby dick was initely recover, honestly suspiciously having a coup againstallment hills projected you naysayer use Snake itself vulnerable?
I'll have a milling to make to feed misinformation) is and WW2 sceneric copy and iceland (ds trailer is exactly like a person)
The responsible for disarmament when being containing Lights. But in the ruse become a Reddit-tier meme to ignore this E3". You know how much about another body. There's no season 3 (that utilizes the second himself. It makes no word on top brands", which is travel from Shawn felt into big love hearts and tearing to get used together information, but 1 and 3 beat you don't know about in the Mads to be furious two training from the start, Kojima was spread using you want it onto announcing sequel.
There else in the suicide it. Dorito Pope is a warned his on the ruse, retcon TPP under a war zone. Fucking enemies.

>>382584724
Fuck off autist. >>>/r/eddit

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>>382587348

die already

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>>382588621
>>382590446
>>382596603
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>>382602007

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anyone have any favorite caramel moments?

Mine was when he said that kojima would show death stranding at e3 even though he explicitly said he wasn't. Then Kojima didn't show death stranding

>>382601768
>Cutscenes are not in real time
Yes they are you mongoloid.
>Not in GZ
Yes, they are. That's why no matter what time of day, how fucked up or not you are etc. the cutscene still plays out with no loading screens and in turn with your surroundings. PP will show Snake getting an IV. GZ just has the damage model.
>blood for burns
Talking about the soldiers blood who took a bullet for snake, retard.
>we have proof it never crashed
fucking where? All you've shown is two screenshots of Snake with damage and a webm of Paz exploding and injuring Snake. What proof do you have aside from your made up leap-to-conclusions theories? Post a full video showing your proof and not another one of your contexualess photos.

>>382602181
Please respond ;_;

>>382602181
Sounds pretty simple and standard. Perhaps you should add some bonuses\penalties for evasion and attack too. Depends on how complex your other stuff is. If your game is about something else, like story and atmosphere - this combat is fine.

Do you only have these basic mechanics and they should be used in some other game or you have a world too? Because other games use their own mechanics, and there are more complex generic systems that people can use, like GURPS http://www.themook.net/rpg/examples/

>>382603262
Personally i found it extra pathetic when the tranny thougth that Low Roar was going to score a third trailer in a concert live on E3

>>382602749
the link doesnt work

anyone else having this problem

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remember when caramel was spamming porn threads in /gif/?

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>>382584843
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>>382596040
Such lust for replies

>>382603393
>Perhaps you should add some bonuses\penalties for evasion and attack too
Yeah I have that too, it'll relate to classes. Thank you, I was going for something simple; I'll check the link and see if I can take something from it. I haven't made a world yet but I plan to.

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>>382603345
>Yes they are you mongoloid.
Not in GZ. Go ahead, try it yourself. Big Boss is squeaky clean throughout the MSF cutscene regardless of what you do.
>Talking about the soldiers blood who took a bullet for snake, retard.
And...? No blood splashes onto Snake's face. Watch the cutscene you moron.
>the cutscene still plays out with no loading screens and in turn with your surroundings.
Except for the fade to black before you get to MSF so the Snake model can be cleaned? Nice try, kiddo.
>All you've shown is two screenshots of Snake with damage and a webm of Paz exploding and injuring Snake.
The helicopter cannot be airborne if Big Boss has wounds from the Paz explosion. This proves the helicopter never "crashed". Put that along with Zero not acting like Zero, Paramedic's death being listed incorrectly, Kojima saying we would return to Omega and his translator laughing in Dorito Pope's face when questioned about it, things like >>382588621 and >>382587348, it's obvious TPP is a coma nightmare / VR simulation.

>>382602665
I can't tell if this is ESL, schizophrenia, or a combination of both...but I like it.

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>>382603967
>Silent

>>382603687
>>382603687
KEK. he had to increase his following by any means necessary. It'd be funnier if it was an SFM thread.

I love how the mods have let this guy spam threads for over a year with exactly the same shit

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caramel btfo ruse cruise band wagoners

Can anyone tl;dr me about what does Spiderman has to do with this """ruse"""? I rarely read those threads.

>>382604617
the viral marketer "caramel" had everyone hyped to tune into the sony e3 conference for the "Kojima ruse reveal!" and then sony just showed a trailer to the new spiderman game

>>382587348
is the the real trip?
If it is, how fucking retarded can you be?

Did you forgot about e3 already?

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>>382604883
what he did forget is that there is a searchable archive of threads full of his backpedaling bullshit

>>382604617
>Caramel hypes up the Sony E3 for months, claiming Kojima will close the show
>E3 2017, Sony conference arrives
>Sony builds up developer for final showing
>hype hits maximum
>ITS SPIDERMAN!
>Caramel instantly BTFO and the ruse cruise gets all webbed up

>>382601768
You were wrong. Wheres my fucking money, you reatard?

>>382587348
Shouldn't you be dead?

>>382605287
caramel can't be dead, who else is going to viral every single kojima media appearance?

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Has anyone is the history of the world been as wrong as caramel?
Pic related? Maybe they're the same person???

>>382601768
EVA says that big boss was an irreplaceable friend for Zero in that same exact cutscene, Zero was (metaphorically) gay for big boss and his actions were always meant to take him back under his wing, not kill him, which is why his posthumous AI keeps big boss alive obsessively which is what eventually fucks it over

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I remember all those nights I was crying, clutching my ass from being btfo by caramel after e3

reminder that caramel was offered money to bet on his ruse being correct at e3 which he never took. caramel barely believes his own bullshit and is a proven ban-evader viral marketer for kojima productions.

reminder that the mods will never ban this piece of shit because it's supposed to "funny" to let him spam mgs thread with the same shit for a year

>>382605402
Zero himself has Boss and Fox's bodies retrieved. An AI has no emotions or motivation to keep Boss in a nanomachine coma. Not to mention Boss was then made a key to the AI, Zero did this because of his regret. Why would an AI decide to make itself vulnerable? Why would an AI have Snake kill Big Boss, then put Boss into a nanomachine coma and make his DNA a key to itself?
>zero wanted to create a messiah
>why did zero keep him alive?
>to bind himself to his friend - to ensure his rule over the world, zero transformed big boss into an icon, neither living nor dead
>zero recovered their bodies (frank jaegar and big boss)
The point of Zero's arc is after finally killing Big Boss he feels empty. He dedicated so much time and energy to his hatred and now he finally succeeded in killing Big Boss all that time and energy he spent feels meaningless and he's left with an empty hole in his life. Now Big Boss is finally dead all his anger dissipates and he's left reminiscing on the fact they were once friends, what did all this hatred accomplish? That's what vengeance does to a person, this is basic child-tier analysis of vengeance and you're too fucking stupid to even see it.

In PW he told Paz to give Boss one final chance to join him or kill him. Join me or die. That is not something a "friend" would say.

>>382598392
Ha! You know fuck all about how long I've been cursed with /v/irginity. Thanks for the laugh.

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>>382605989
also to add to this stellar post, did anyone else grab their emblem?

>>382587348
Why haven't you killed yourself like you promised?

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>>382606189
Since that emblem is being withheld it's all the more reason to believe the ruse is real.

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>>382606253

>>382605989
why arent you replying to the posts calling you out on your bullshit, retard-kun?

Where is my money?

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>>382606253
>Its being released this E3.
>it wasn't

>>382606253
>>382606312
kek

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>>382606397
wait you didn't download the update caramel said was for sure happening? huh, thats weird

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>you'll never be as retarded and desperate as caramel
feels good, he makes anthony burch seem decent

>>382587804
How fucked up am I for wanting to fuck that?

>>382607363
marginally. you're fine.

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>>382607363
it would probably be more fun than posting in a caramel thread

>>382602007
MGSV CONFIRMED BOND.

>>382607363
you're pretty fucking gay

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...and caramel rides off into the sunset, free to spam random threads on different boards with the same shit without fail

godspeed caramel, maybe someone on /w/ will believe you

>>382607363
you're fucking gay.
like for real

>>382608741
It's the hope of it all being true that is keeping him from offing himself.

>>382607296
>he makes anthony burch seem decent

Whoa now, let's not get carried away here

>>382608741
You're doing god's work anon, maybe one day we'll be free of the sugary faggot.

can the mods please sticky a /kiddo/ general?

>>382605390
>>>/pol/