What does [Glass Him] mean?

>>382577857
>its an "autist who doesnt know social lingo" episode

>>382577857
Get him another beer, his glass is emptry

>>382577931
Yes, because we use that phrase all the time.

The glass him meme will always be my favorite forever because it highlights just how out of touch NEET gamers are with the world

>>382578435
English isn't my first language and I was unfamiliar with the term though I did have my suspicions.

I still keked when he smashed the glass against that faggot's face.

>Play Witcher 2
>Choose "Very Funny", thinking Geralt would be sarcastic
>FUCK YOU

>[Shove Dijkstra aside forcefully]

>>382577857
I believe it means you torch his planet to such a degree that when you're done there's nothing left but glass.

>>382577857
it means to smash a glass over someone, anon

>>382580525
and it was well deserved

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>>382580525

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>>382577857
>Not a native english speaker
>During this scene I actually felt bad for this guy
>See [Glass Him]
>Never heard of it but thought it was giving him a drink considering that he was sad as fuck
>Smash the fucking glass on his head

Glass is used as a verb in the UK because we're an island of dumb violent cunts

>>382577857

Glass the cunt.

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>>382577931
Not everyone grew up as a bar hopping slag in Bongtopia. "Give them a glass" is an expression used more popularly to hand someone a drink, so it stands to reason that normal people would jump to that conclusion.

>>382582210
>James Burger him

>>382582210
Pierce his buns?

>>382582327
>"Give them a glass" is an expression used more popularly to hand someone a drink
No it's not.

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>>382577857
smash your glass in his face
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FM17pI4o7Hg

>>382582210
Pierced In-N-Out of him?

>>382580525
>You don't even shove him, just punch him until he's on the ground and then break his other leg

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>>382577857
>there's people on /v/ that didn't know what [glass him] meant...

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>>382582327
But thats the joke nigga..

Everyone expected him to give a glass to the TF2 guy with beard but then he smashes the glass over his head

>>382582479
It actually is, to be given a glass is to be given a drink, usually as a sign of friendship.

>Comfort Misha.

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>>382577857
I'm a shut in and thought it meant basically clinking glasses and drinking with him. That, or topping him off. I thought it was a sympathetic choice and I was taken the fuck aback when you just slam him to the fucking floor.

>>382577857

You launch nukes at his sand negro capital city.

>>382580525
No No! Not my leg!!

>>382582608
He's implying that nobody uses that line of sentence, not that the thought behind it is wrong

>>382582608
Where the fuck is this? Fuckswamp, Louisiana?

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>>382582210
>69 him

>>382582489
ya I'm watching re-trainspotting tonight

>>382582614
Nigga you knew exactly where that shit was going from the context.

>>382582606
Nice reading comprehension.

>>382583243
I just wanted her to feel good and comfort doesn't necessarily mean comfort WITH YOUR DICK to me.

I instantly reloaded when I realized where it was going.

>>382583071
>He's implying that nobody uses that line of sentence
Not directly in conversation, but the line in the game is an inner monologue. If it were to be used in conversation, the closest equivalent would be akin to, "could you get me a glass," with context to what everyone else is drinking.

>>382582606
>crack open a bear
shit I forgot about that, do you have that image saved?

>>382577857
fire a barrage of high temperature weaponry at him until his chemical components are decimated and only molten silicate remains.

>>382583209
T2 Trainspotting is good too. Pure kino

>>382577857
>(transitive, Britain, colloquial) To strike (someone), particularly in the face, with a drinking glass with the intent of causing injury
Can we stop having this thread now?

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>>382583542
not him, but here you go

>>382584567
reading it again it's probably not what he was referencing, but god damn I fucking love this image

>>382577857
On a similar note....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rNV61Rpo-0

>>382577857
You nuke him from orbit, Halo style.

That's literally the only thing that glass as a verb meant to me and it's the reason I didn't [Glass Him], he's had a hard time and doesn't need to be nuked from orbit.

>>382585585
>Not this version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGnUGFwraL0

>It was my fault
>My fault that this useless little shit got in my way and got me stabbed!
This one was much worse.

>>382581882
>guy is talking shit
>oh yeah i'll buy him a drink

>>382587253
>Talking shit
>Literally just in the dumps that he wasn't really the hero of his story

>>382577857
why don't you just click on it and find out you fucking retard

>>382587874
But somebody might remember that!