Comfy Crash Bandicoot thread

>>382572570
>WOW! NOTHING I COULD DO!

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>>382572570
bump

>>382573051
To be fair, some of the hidden paths do require a leap of faith

Has anyone made it to Rings of Power yet? I think they made the plane too slow to beat it. I can't get out of last place.

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As many know, Crash was very nearly "Willy the Wombat". He held this name for most of the development cycle.

However, did you know a young Butch Hartman had even tossed his hat into the ring and produced concept art of "Willy". Imagine if you will-- the universe where Butch Hartman's Crash Bandicoot was a thing.

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>>382573647
Gentlemen:

The Wombat.

Did they differentiate the physics between 1 and 2&3? Or does 1 just use 2&3's physics?

>>382572570
>there is a corner on the ledge that aims directly at that area

This one is actually the level designers fault.

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>>382573742

>>382573797
The games stick to their original controls and movement, so the games do feel different.

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>>382573742
Reminds me of that beaver cartoon show

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>>382573951

>>382572570
There is no way this shit isn't intentional

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>>382574053

I never played crash but I am loving this

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>>382572570
Thanks for meming me into buying this overrated crapola for game-deprived youth.

Seriously. One run and I remember why I hate naughty dog. They are *the* derivative, market research-fueled developer and this game reflects that perfectly.

>>382573647
Butch Hartman, great artist, awful handwriting.

>>382572570
GOD DAMMIT. I JUST DID THE DEATH ROUTE ON COLD HARD CRASH AND FORGOT TO GET BACK ON THE DEATH ROUTE PAD. NOW I HAVE TO DO ALL THAT SHIT AGAIN JUST TO GRAB THE BOX GEM. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

is there any way to restart a level without quitting > reloading the level

trying to get a colored gem and i keep fucking up

>>382572570
I swear that jump was a lot bigger in the original and required you to superspin to clear it.

>>382574548
>Butch Hartman
>great artist

Go back to bed, Butch.

>sold out literally everywhere in the UK
So there is definitely going to be more Crash games in the future then?

>>382574294

They were the opposite I would argue. They could've done what everyone did and rip off Mario 64 once they were done with Crash 1, but instead they sought to perfect their original vision for the sequels and as a result the games really stood out on their own compared to something like Banjo.

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>was expecting hell with sunset vista
>got the platinum relic in 4 tries
Wow, was not expecting that. It's all uphill from here i hope

>>382574720

Played the original yesterday. There was a later Egypt level that had the jump you're thinking of.

>>382574973
That makes sense. Thanks for clearing that up.

>>382573742
>>382573864
>>382573951
>>382574053
>>382574159
American cartoons are fucking disgusting.
They always look like a pack of bumbling retards with wacky voices.

>>382575204
>They always look like a pack of bumbling retards with wacky voices.
describes anime pretty well too desu

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>>382573742
>>382573984
He's like a splice of that and Handsome Dexter. Weird.

>>382573797
>>382573886
Nope, all games share the same set of physics, which is one of the reasons some of the more complicated jumps in 1 are fucked up because they screwed with the bouncing or something.
Controls are different for each game though, as it should be

>>382575287
At least anime tries to take itself seriously compared to this crap.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGqvjGXSjRQ

>>382574294
>derivative, market research-fueled
what about crash gives you that impression

DSP is playing Crash 3 on twitch right now btw

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>mfw cold hard crash
I went in a boy and came out a man

>>382575514
There's a whole separate debate to be had about whether taking yourself too seriously or not taking yourself seriously at all is worse.

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>cortex says to look up at the doorway when you miss the crystal 3 times
>the crystal indentations are on the side

They probably should have changed that line

>>382575840
also describes my experience with your mom pretty well

So why is this game exploding with popularity so much?
I'm loving it and hope it leads to a brand new Crash game, I just don't understand how it happened.

>>382576092
Because there are no other games coming out and ponies are loyal enough to like whatever Sony sells them at any given time.

>>382576092
casuals love it
it's super cheap

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>>382574294
>They are *the* derivative, market research-fueled developer and this game reflects that perfectly.

ND had literally nothing to do with the remake, but I don't disagree with what you said.

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>>382572570
There has been times where I could off sworn I bounce on a box just to slip of the side, something feels a bit off the bouncing in this game.

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>>382576092
You live on an age of global connection and 90's nostalgia lust. It just takes some faggot on twitter saying he likes X for everyone to do so.
It's the same as /v/. Some fag started shilling Oneyplays or whatever it is called and now he's everywhere. Why? Because people here think that's what's in and want to be part of it.

>>382575514
>anime tries to take itself seriously
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1498948693987.webm
car panty shots are super serious

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I am so comfy now playing crash 2 with it's glorious slide jump.

>>382573210
not in Crash 3. That player was actually retarded.

>>382576194
Yeah, but I'm looking to the spirit contained within the remake, which speaks to the original.

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>>382575840
>not getting platinum relic in cold hard crash
c'mon anon, you're better than this

>manage to get Slippery Climb gem in about 3 tries
>Fucking struggling on The Lab when it ain't even that hard

These 3 TNT crates at the end just fuck me up

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Why are they so inconsistent with what death animations Coco gets? She can get flattened by a boulder, but not by the two walls in the Egypt levels?

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>just got the platinum for Crash 2

All I need is 7 more gold relics in Crash 1 and I've finished everything. You can guess what level I'm stuck on in the first game.

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>>382576327
>think you typoed "'cause panty shots"
>watch clip

Welp.

>>382576870
pro tip jump on it, don't move in the air, land on the already ticking tnt and then runjump

>>382575514
>At least anime tries to take itself seriously
Yeah, the same way Shadow The Hedgehog did. Its fucking stupid.

>>382577229
Literally nothing wrong with Shadow the Hedgehog.
Just an overblown reaction caused by the internet like anything else related to the Sonic franchise.

>>382572570
>EVERYTHING WILL BE COMFY
EVERYTHING WILL BE COMFY
>EVERYTHING WILL BE COMFY
EVERYTHING WILL BE COMFY
>ALL GAMES WILL BE COMFY
ALL GAMES WILL BE COMFY
>ALL GAMES WILL BE COMFY
ALL GAMES WILL BE COMFY
>RESISTANCE IS FUTILE

>>382577049
God damn why didnt I think of that. Thanks good goy

>>382577436
I played shadow the hedgehog, and trust me m8 it's hysterically edgy

>>382576092
I always thought cRASH WAS POPULAR. eVERY FRIEND THAT HAD A ps1 HAD A cRASH bANDICOOT GAME IN THEIR GAME LIBRARY.

>>382577436
I like Adventure 1 and 2's stories. Shadow was a decent character in SA2. In his own game he was packing heat and saying "damn" and "hell" in an attempt to look cool like a child who just discovered swearing.

>>382577860
I played it too and even got the real ending.
Being edgy was the point. It was aimed at kids and what they liked, not guys in their late 20's who still cared about video games.
I know I was into all that shit back then.

>Those ice physics
>Every other jump needing to be a DKC style slidejump or else you risk just falling off
I haven't played the originals in so long, was it always like this and am I just worse now? Because the last warp rooms of Crash 2 are just agony.

so is the NSS still the fastest way to move?
I see people doing slide jumps too

does dying in a bonus area count against the colored gems?

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HOLY MOTHER FUCK I DID IT /V/ I FUCKING DID IT! I FUCKING GOT THAT GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING GREEN GEM IN LOST CITY! HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS GAME IS MAKING MY HANDS SHAKE BUT IT WAS FUCKING WORTH IT

>>382578327
retard

>>382578327
Intent doesn't make it good. It might have been the point but it was still hilariously awful, even as a kid. I distinctly remember thinking how jarring and unpalatable it was to have a Sonic game take that direction.

>>382576593

Maybe he's not as autistic as you and doesn't pay attention to minor details most people overlook.

>>382576593
That player is retarded, that doesn't excuse the poor level design decision that made him do that.

If it looks like terrain you can walk in it better be terrain you can walk in, anything else is a mistake.

>>382575702
>>382575702
Tons. The game carries this feeling that the developers felt that if they recreated the sum of other games' parts, surely they'll be able to recapture the magic of the whole. It deviates in design, but still manages to feel incredibly generic. The tropey game elements, like the mangos and boxes and essentially everything, really only work to highlight that game tropes exist, and that they've been borrowed in this case. The game has a history of being inorganically produced to give the Playstation a mascot. It feels like a piece of Ikea furniture, or like a meal at Applebees.

>>382578493
No

>>382572570
What's the matter with this webm?
He tried if he could jump on the thing on the left.

>>382578653
Why are you defending DSP?

>>382578493
No and dying before first checkpoint also doesn't count.

>>382574068
I've watched every playthrough he's ever done. He legitimately doesn't do this on purpose.

>>382578804
FUCK

>>382576092
It helps that it came out in a period where not much else is coming out

Goddamn is crash 2 easy after the hell that is gold/platinum relic hunting in 1

I've heard this game controls slightly differently to the originals. If I've played the originals more than any other games, will my muscle memory completely throw me off? Or are the people complaining just shit?

>finally beat bridge level
>get to some even worse level with no fucking checkpoints in sight
what were they thinking

>>382576325
>"Bros gonna fuck me!"

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*blocks your path*

>>382579102
I haven't played the originals in a while, but a lot of the platforming feels like it was made for a game that controlled *slightly* different. Not enough to make them impossible, but enough that what you think will work won't.

>>382579981
had more trouble with road to nowhere honestly

so has anyone even got up to Area 51 yet?

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WOAH
OOGA
WOAH
OOGA
WOAH
OOGA
WOAH
OOGA
WOAH

>>382576327
actually i've seen that happen...well nevermind
the part of "lets drink fuel directly" ,i mean

>>382580208
the original bridge levels never gave me any significant trouble
dreading the fucking relics

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I really wish Warped didn't have so many weak non-platforming levels, I can't stand the motorcycle ones

>>382572570
Somebody shoot this fucking cunt

>>382582963
The motorcycle ones are too easy if anything, especially once you figure out that the key to winning is just maintaining wheelies for as long as possible.

They are boring though

>>382578706
ok but do you actually have an example or not because all you did is reiterate the way you feel about the game, you didn't actually explain why you feel that way

>>382580208
Wow, this game really has become dark souls.

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Dingodile's teeth look fucking weird in the remake, its like it isn't lit properly

>>382582963
Warped was always my least favorite for this exact reason. I especially hated the plane levels.

>>382583349
everyone's eyes have the same problem too

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This Slippery Climb gem is driving me up the fucking wall.

>>382583203
The problem with the motorcycle levels are the relics. You just go way too slow.

Are you looking forward to the eventual Stormy Ascent DLC, Slippery Climb's mean and evil sibling, that got cut from the original due to being considered too difficult?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6NWqHp5ehQ

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What are your thoughts with the new jump physics? Did you get used to it?

>>382584350
I've got the plat relic for all 4 motorbike levels on the remake, here's a tip, you don't have to come first to get the relic. For the first level you basically have to let the AI run up for about a minute before starting the trial otherwise they're in the way all the goddamn time.

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Gentlemen
give me all your Crash lore

>>382583776
>got it second try
I was prepared to dedicate my entire night to it, but oh well
just be patient with it

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>>382584614
>Stormy Ascent platinum relic
Can't wait

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>>382585071

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>>382585071

>>382578706
All your feelings hurt just because not everybody cares about your autistic italian man who travels through serves and wears a red hat.

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>>382585248
>not the animated version

>>382585071
It's all a bit of banter, m8. Strueth!

>>382585238
Got it on the 12th-ish try, aside from just being impatient there was a jump towards the end that kept fucking me up

Was Warped always much easier than the other two? Seems like I always have like 30 lives where as I was getting game overs a lot in the other 2

>>382582963
>>382583682
This. Warped is the worst Crash Bandicoot out of the trilogy.
1 >= 2 >> 3
There is a reason even DSPgaming can be reasonably decent while playing Warped: it is specifically made for the braindead and provides no real challenge even if you are trying to do 100%.

>>382585637
yep

>>382585637
Yup, I supposed it's likely to do with the fact there are levels you can't lose lives in, the motorbike levels and the plane levels (technically you can but dying is hard anyway in those levels).

>>382585637
Yeah. Warped is a walk in the park compared to 1 and 2, it is the worst OG Crash game for a reason.

Did they really go overboard with gimmick on Crash 3? There's 30 levels in total, of which:
>4 motorcycle levels
>4 jetski levels
>3 flying levels
>3 animal riding levels
>2 scuba diving levels

That's 16 levels out of 30. More than half of Crash 3 are gimmick levels, it IS really that bad

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>BANDICOOT POWER!

What did she mean by this

>>382572570
This remaster is great, but they butchered a few of the songs like the Slippery Climb/Stormy Ascent theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VWZ8CotbXU

It shouldn't sound like a fucking Carnival, for god's sake. I was so disappointed when I heard it, one of my most anticipated remastered songs and I was expecting something better.

>>382585745
*105%

>>382586295
If they made a new game but put motorbike-esque levels in but you race the karts from Crash Team Racing would that be better? I'd certainly enjoy that.

>>382586367
what did she mean by this?

>>382586295
>Crash 1
>Test new ideas
>Crash 2
>Strengthen the ideas that worked, improve or scrub the ones that didn't
>Crash 3
>Obligatory sequel, cram with pop culture and half baked themes

Uncharted follows the same pattern too.

>>382584810
Ironically it made me better in Crash 1 rather than Crash 3, because I was more familiar with 3.

>>382579981
Just replayed through the original and had no probem with the High Road. Why is it so much harder in the remake?

>>382586417
I've always been a big fan of the Eel Deal/Sewer or Later theme, its not as good as the original version, but there's definitely worse off tracks. I'm pretty sure that Makin' Waves is the absolute worst redone song.

https://youtu.be/7JJj2RR5l8c

>>382586880
Some people are saying the margin for error is much smaller.

Like before you could have even a single pixel of crash on a platform, and it'd count. Now you have to have like half of him on to count.

At least that's what's being claimed. I've not seen hard proof yet.

IS THE CRASH = DARK SOULS MEME OVER NOW
IT WAS NEVER FUNNY

>>382586880
Weird collision

REMAKE SUX

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>>382575204

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>>382576767
>tfw want to play coco's ass game but don't want to buy a PS4 for a remake of 3 PS1 games

Is Crash making a comeback?

>>382587196
>>382586880
Ledges are shit and bouncing off things make you move slower

>>382587196
It's a mix of this and the fact that Crash's jump arc is smaller/tighter, while the levels haven't been adjusted to compensate.
>>382587134
Sounds fine to me. I never liked this track in the original that much anyway so I think this sounds better.

>>382576593
>That player
Get the fuck out

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>>382587412
Just use your ps1 fucking loser

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4 more time relics left in crash 1 lads, slippery climb, jaws of darkness, castle machinery and generator room, wish me luck.

>>382587196
Yeah, also I heard the hitbox of some enemies is smaller as well. Not sure if true or not, the guy who made that claim was butthurt as fuck because he kept dying like an idiot.

>>382587289
Hey guys, should I cash in Dingodile's soul for the Death Tornado or should I focus on a Bazooka build instead?

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Crash Team Racing waiting room.

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>>382587878
S T O P

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>Got platinum on The High Road
>can't even break sapphire on the first fucking level

HOW
HOW HOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>382587965
>Can't even get something so simple as jumping off turtles right
>Wants them to recreate CTR's movement

>>382587878
Death Tornado unlocks more routes which means more gems for other upgrades, Bazooka just makes levels easier for plebs who can't time their Spin Attack correctly.

>>382587568
only if you post more Asian girls.

>>382587485
I guess there's just a bunch of small stuff in the remixed version that kinda bugs me about it. One of my theories is that the songs that originally tried to mimic lots of "real" instrument sounds sound good or better in the redone versions simply because the redone ones have the ability for those sounds to come through clearer, like Hang Eight.

https://youtu.be/cTVhIFENgq4

But ones that used alot of synthier sounds suffered since it seems like the team who handled toe music wanted to use alot of "real" instrument sounds in the songs or didnt replicate the original sounds close enough, which takes away from the original feel.

>>382588104
Dude, BUGGED TURTLE MECHANICS.

>>382587545
those yank jewel cases have always looked awful

Jesus, DSP's voice makes me want to cut off my ears.

Crash 2 is a lot more comfy and fun I'm finding. Less rage enducing moments

>>382588164
Ooh that's good.

>>382588278
You think that is bad? Try to listen to a spic talking, it is like DSP but ten times worse. My hunger for people playing this remaster is my doom.

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>have to get ready for work soon
>take another shot at the high road relic
>after 40+ deaths I finally get it

Welp, time to be a wage slave

>>382588224
Play the original games faggot

>>382586417
Would you have rather it be some epic melodic metal you little edgelord?

>>382573325
You need to roll in the rings for a boost.

>>382588006
I was just wondering because I don't plan on doing any BvB

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>>382588104
Attempts were made
let's hope they learned their lesson from pic related

Playing crash 1 ATM lads, Native fortress is taking forever for me

>>382588585
I would rather it remain true to the original, you retarded memespouting faglord.

>>382572570
To be fair, I would see myself doing that once or maybe twice, trying to find easter eggs. But I wouldn't sperg or anything. I'd just chuckle at my own stupidity and carry on.

Why is DSP so salty at things that he clearly should have known better?

>>382588486

The worst part of the Crash LP so far is that it takes him fucking forever to go to the first level. He just fucks around the Time Twister for like 6 minutes, all while making the stupidest comments. Like, get on with it already. Jesus.

>>382588570
>it is not me who sucks, it is the remaster who is bugged

Git gud.

Any tips for the Crash 3 bike race levels? I'm on the second one and getting my shit pushed in.

>>382578706
The boxes were because of hardware limitations
The game was originally a CDO game and they switched to the PS1 because Universal made them an offer
The game didn't even have anything to do with Sony, Sony only started sucking their dick after it became successful.
Try harder consolefag

>>382588843
because even an autist realizes that being salty = being rewarded with views/memes = positive

>>382588910
Keep in mind he is actually playing out of his mind for his own standards right now. I don't know if it has to do with the fact Warped is easy as shit like others said or if he is really trying to do his best here, not like his best is anything good to begin with.

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>>382588130
wish me luck, anon

The only reason this game gets any attention is because it's difficult by accident. Once it gets patched people will completely forget about it

>>382588720
Use the skip.

>>382589008
Maintain wheelies for as long as possible, it keeps the boost going

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level is easier than Lost City to no death but still

>>382588720
You can "fall off" the edge for a bit before jumping. It helped me clear the gaps reliably.

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>>382589303

>>382588719
Do people really find this game bad? I mean, it's not close to CTR but it wasn't bad either.

>>382589132

He didn't know the yellow boxes in Time Trial stop the clock.

I wanted to fucking scream.

>>382589303
WOAH

>>382589303
Happened to me this morning got it after a couple more deaths

>>382589303
Are you prepping yourself for Stormy Ascent DLC, anon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6NWqHp5ehQ

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Need lives? Stand directly under the first bat in lost city and spam square for a half hour while you use your left hand to jerk off or scroll through threads/ your pathetic facebook

>>382589402
Yeah, I saw it happening. I think the worst one was when he kept dying and losing all his life just to get some boxes, but didn't realize he wouldn't get the gem anyway because he already missed a few of them and he could just leave the stage to restart while keeping his life.

>>382588934
It's actually bugged
the ledges don't work like in the original

When are they going to fix all the shit?
Are they gonna leave the game like this?

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YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY FLOPPY BANDICOOT
RELAXING GAMEPLAY AND PLATINUM RELICS WILL COME TO YOU, BUT ONLY IF YOU RESPOND TO THIS POST WITH "WHOA"

>>382590231
WHOA

>trying to get green gem in Lost City
>play it so many times I get 99 lives
>finally get it, get up to stretch legs
>knock the PS4 controller on the floor
>cracked

The Lord Giveth, The Lord Taketh Away

Has anyone else experienced a blinding light appearing on the stages where you got a platinum relic?

>>382590231
WHOA

>>382590165
There is nothing wrong

Anybody else going through the games casually and going back to get all the challenges? Halfway through Warped right now and it's weird to see so many people halfway through the first game

>>382590165
I think they should only fix things making the game easier, tho. The ropes in the bridge stages need to fucking go.

>>382590317
That's Jesus trying to communicate with you.

>>382589785
At least you don't have to no death this level. The gem is the only thing that makes slippery climb frustrating. The high road wrecked my boy pussy though.

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>>382590379
>Ledges don't work
>Boincing off enemies make you slower
>N. Gin, Cortex and Dingodile are missing dialogues
>The hologram cutscenes don't make the room darker and don't get cut like in the original
>The secret warp in Crash 2 is missing the 3 islands in the background
>The jet ski levels are almost unaplayable

Is this game really worth it? I love Crash but i think i should buy something else with my money. What am i missing out on skipping this remaster?

>>382590597
That was in the original though.

>>382590637
>At least you don't have to no death this level.

You're right. Maybe that should change for a special achievement.

>>382572570

Only played Crash 1 so far, but damn it's sooooo good. It's perfect. The music is much better than expected.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aBScMHCip0

>>382590680
remake at this point but there's nothing else to buy right now (on the ps4 side) for at least a couple of months

>>382590662
Ding Dingo plz.

>>382590726
I know, but I want it gone. Always disliked the rope thing.

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>>382588934
>>382590071
In the original games, the ledges didn't have sloped collisions, meaning either you landed it or you just fell. In the remake, a lot of ledges have sloped collisions meaning even if you land on the end of the ledge you can still slip off. This is especially egregious on the turtle shells.

The result is every jump becoming harder and moderately difficult jumps becoming nearly frame perfect.

>>382590854
I bought a PS4 like last month, i have plenty of shit to buy but i really want to play platformer.

This is the hardest easy game I have ever played. It's like the more you think about it the worse you do. After I die once on a level I'm dying 10 times even at parts I've passed before.

I do feel like they should have made it a little more on "train tracks" like the original crash, sometimes I miss a platform and it's purely because of perspective, like I lack depth perception but that's impossible with 2d screens

>>382590662
Something tells me this remaster was rushed a little.

>>382591006
Then wait for Knack 2 the ACTUAL good platformer series.

>>382591006
>but i really want to play platformer.

Sell your Failstation 4 and buy a Switch, then.

>>382590042
>It works
Come on VV get it together
Already hit 99 lives just before Koala Kong, but thanks anyway ;)

i want to sniff coco's bandicoochie haha

>>382590680
>>382591006

it's only £27

well worth it.

>>382590042
That's cheating!

You're not a cheater are you anon?

did any of you play crash bash? i used to enjoy playing it with my mom

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>>382575514
>Show is called The WACKY world of Tex Avery
>Expecting it to be serious at all

>>382589008
Get the boost at the start by holding accelerate on the 2nd light

>>382576327
Anime was a mistake

>>382591503
I miss Rilla Roo

>>382591503
Worst game but my cousin fucked me while playing once so costs recouped

>>382591503
That game was fucking fantastic. I replayed it last summer or 2 summers ago with a friend and we had a lot of fun too.

>>382591503
yes it was great fun.

hopefully they'll remake it with online play. this game has been a great success so fingers crossed

>>382591503
It's fun but the "You need to get 3 trophies to proceed" rule in adventure mode kills it for me.

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>>382591256
N-no way fag. Look, the only Switch game i'm interested in is Mario odyssey. If they make a new, good DK game, then i'll buy a switch and only if it's as good as 2.

>>382591431
And it's free on my PSX emulator.

>>382591120
I want something silly. But i'll check Knack out.

>>382591503
It was pretty fun but always dropped it halfway

>>382590231
WHOA

something is different about the crash 1 bosses. everything else felt exactly like the old games though. what was it?

tfw no money to buy this game

>>382591878
>I want something silly.
Please respect KNACK lore and it's thoughtful gameplay you fag.

>>382589303
You forgot the aku aku box that you were saving until after the Bonus level didn't you?

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>>382588047
I just got gold, the trick is to make sure you spin that monster into the yellow box that's up on the second level of that climb you have to do before the 3rd aku aku. Then when you have all 3 akus take the right path and wait for the bridge to start changing and then sprint over it so you gather the time bonuses. If you aren't time frozen at about 11.50 or less on the jump climb just start over.

>>382591878
>and it's free on my emulator
Then why did you ask? Only other thing I can think of is Ratchet and Clank remake and I don't know how much of a platformer that is because I never played it.

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>>382591503
>>382591653
I really don't understand the point of creating that character, you could've included somebody else, like a Komodo brother.

>>382591017
The only level I have trouble with the perspective is the Ruins ones.

Also
WHERE
THE
FUCK
IS
THERE
A
HIDDEN
CRATE
IN
SLIPPERY
CLIMB

Thats 3(THREE) no deaths in a row that I somehow missed one

>>382588719
I thought this game was fine.

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>>382585071
A cohesive history of Dr. Cortex:
>Came from a family of gypsy clowns in Illinois
>was bullied and teased much of his early life, had an "n" tattooed on his forehead for "nerd"
>lost most of his family in a freak firework accident
>enrolled in private school and became childhood friends with N. Gin and Brio
>built the first prototype (albeit nonfunctional) Evolv-O-Ray
>went on to become a scientist, but was ostracized by the intellectual community for his theories on rapid evolution
>was responsible for numerous atrocities abroad with Brio, including the Chernobyl disaster
>got laid at least once
>bought a trio of classified islands off the coast of southeast Australia
>made a deal with the chief of the local native population on the first island, conducted mining operations on the middle island for raw material and started building his castle on the third, largest island
>accidentally stumbled upon Uka Uka's prison in his mining operation, began collaborating with the spirit in secret
>5 years later, Cortex and Brio have built an impressive compound and are conducting experiments on the local wildlife
The first game happens here

>>382589392
CTR handled like a dream if you mastered powersliding. Nitro Kart always felt heavy and slow by comparison.

>>382592616
I guess they wanted some OC
Did he even have a proper introduction, or did Uka Uka just summon this random nobody

>>382592685
did you bounce on top of the bouncy crate in one of the first rooms?

>>382593160
never mind thought of the wrong level

>>382591580
Don't defend that show.

bruh, fuck native fortress.

this was my favourite level on old crash.

why is it so hard? it's just those fucking three burners at the end of the map. i lost twenty lives on that one fucking level alone god damnit now i have to do it within four tries or start from the start. why am i so bad

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>0 Lives left
>See the exit
>Fall into the last pit

>>382593039
>>382589392
>>382592775
You know I'd be totally onboard with a CNK remake if they polished the controls a bit and added the missing shit
>characters
>tracks
>classic mode
>online mode
it was one of the few post-ND Crash games to make use of the original concept artists and designers. would be amazing to see in HD

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Can some rock solid sucker free crash bro please confirm you can die before the first czechpoint in gem levels? This will make my attempt at slippery slorp a little less hatred filled.

In exchange a small helpful hint: if you're going for perfect in jaws of darkness make sure if you die between the checkpoint that contain the blue gem oath that you remember to get the tnt box to your right, it respawned.

so how much do you think the dlc will cost?

>>382575514
holy hell I remember that show. it was pretty bad. I feel bad for Avery that he had his name attached to that trash.

>>382594246
*path

WOOOOOOOOOOW

>>382594246
if you die at any point in starting a level and don't quit out it counts it as a death, gotta sit through those loading screens pal

>>382575204
>hating based american cartoons

Faggot, i bet you're a pole.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UL8MCgwTlk

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>>382587545
I know you most likely pulled this off of Reddit. You think you're smart but you're not.

>Crash, Coco. Without N. Tropy's constant care, anything could happen. Who knows what it will do?
What the fuck is he talking about? Nothing happens. Or is he talking about the gem completion ending.

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>>382592826
You forgot the part where they transferred to public high school and got bullied there so hard that they bombed the school, demolishing the entire building along with half of the town surrounding it.

>>382592014
They have extra animations when you beat them. Also, Ripper Roo's voice was changed and his music is better.

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I like how much personality they gave Koala Kong
Look at that titties bounce

>>382576325

Whats "in"?

Is there a cutting edge to watching LPs?

Oney plays is pretty great though.

>>382594743
Aren't you the dumb one for thinking he was trying to fool anyone?

>>382594246
Dying before the first checkpoint does not count. That other guy is wrong.

The same also applies to death routes in the other games.

>>382592826
Neat.

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>>382590231
WOAH

>>382578835
>I've watched every playthrough he's ever done
dude-

>>382595092
My post was directed at whoever physically went through the trouble to make that PS1 mock up but still fucked up by picking the wrong type of NTSCU cover for the occasion.

Playing through these games for the first time since I didn't have a PS1 as a kid. I thought that Slippery Climb was a really good level. The bridge levels are a bit much though

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>mfw not even going for the relics outside of 3's
Not in a masochistic mood 2bh.

I've always loved these games but I wish so badly that they had truly suicide inducing boss fights. I would have even been okay with them changing the boss fights entirely and just keeping the same boss characters (though I know this would trigger the shit out of 80% of crash fans).
>epic late game hide behind the chair boss

>>382595350
Did you get the red gem?

>those dark levels
You practically have to speed run them.

That underwater level in the third hub in Warped can suck my ass. Having to back-track through those swirly fans with floaty fucking controls to get the red gem took me ages.

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>>382595180
Thank you anon

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Finally got my 16th gold+ relic in CB1, now onto the third island relics, not looking forward to the high road.

After the madness throughout CB1 I think I'll breeze through 2 and 3, I didn't remember this one being so damn hard.

>>382594246
You certainly can. I got the gem in the lab despite dying multiple times before the first checkpoint.

>>382595521
>speed run them
So basically walking in a straight line?
Because that's all you can do in this remake

>made the games easier
>made the games look worse

Fuck it, I'm just going to continue playing the originals.

PANCAKEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>382592826
Don't forget that one time he sent a pair of birds into an alternate dimension and those birds needed up being the antagonists of Crash Twinsanity

>>382595805
delet this

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Quick /v/!
Crash needs you to make dank memes!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZW8vkk-z4_A

>>382595180
>>382595649

This guy is trolling you, you'll get all the boxes and won't get any gem

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>>382595358
I can't blame VV for wanting to add relics to the first two games, but it ended up showing how the level structures in the first two games were not designed for time trials. Especially the first one with longass levels such as Native Fortress and Sunset Vista.
And that's not mentioning the slippery ledge detection and the slightly different jump physics making every jump harder.

I never finished Crash 1 as a kid so when I was going into Slippery Climb I expected to stay there for a few hours, but instead I got the gem on my second attempt.

The High Road on the other hand was fucking atrocious I felt dirty as fuck when skipping it with the rope glitch, and it still took me hours

>>382595479
That was one of the easier colored gems to get because you can take the whole level at your own pace. I had a much harder time getting the yellow gem in The Lab for some reason

>>382576593
Keep lurking you colossal faggot

>>382595802
>made the games look worse
?

which part? i want to watch his video with adblock on

>>382595940
Native Fortress and Sunset Vista actually have veeery generous time limits, they just feel hard because a good run is like 4 minutes long

>>382595904
That's just a parody of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_TTrB0c3tc&t=42s

>>382590231
WHOA

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What happened next?

>>382572570
Discuss a game that has one dimensional characters and is for babies. Sad so sad.

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>Cold Hard Crash box gem
Whoever designed this was a sick individual and I hope they got the help they needed.

>>382596159
Caucasoided.com

>>382590231
WHOA

>>382573864
reminds me of some taco bell toy that was like a ball gerbil that could be turned inside out into a green monster

>>382596159
obj_tawnafucker

>>382594893
Oh yeah, forgot that bit

>>382595851
covered it, slightly. that part about him building the first nonfunctional Evolve-O-Ray
>builds a rapid evolution device
>accidentally makes interdimensional teleportation instead

>>382596159
She got obj_motherfucked

>>382596159
She got obj_motherfucked

>>382572570
I remember doing this as a kid.
my game still hasn't arrived

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>>382595358
I played these games when I was a child
Now that I am a man, it's time to master them

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>>382573647
>Butch Hartman

Dodge a bullet there.

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I just want to thank you all, the forecasts did not expect such sales and reception even in the wildest dreams!

Have something nice ;)

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>the way Coco winks at you before she jumps on the tiger

>>382593160
>>382593497
No what probably happened was I left the Aku box for after the bonus and forgot to grab it.

Got my gem now.

>>382596687
no es fake

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>>382596584
That was my logic too. When i was a lad i only went for cristals, now everything will be mine!

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>>382594096
I think this pic's better tBh

I wish someone would buy me, a lonely girl, this game... I'll play it with you... ; )

>>382597038
lolno

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>>382597109
yes

>>382597104
Only if you're a cute girl(male)

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>>382591481
...n-no

>>382597104
The only one I wanna play with is Crash Bandicoot.

>>382597198
It just so happens I have a feminine penises and a ripe bucci never touched by any boy but me...

>>382572570
I might be crazy, but it seems like theres something lacking with the box breaking.There just doesn't seem to be any impact.It looks lame.

>>382597038
I made them both, so I'm just happy as long as people like either one.
I prefer that one as well, but people wanted a non-motion blur one.

>>382597251
fucking australians

>>382597038
Blur makes it memeier

>>382597198
>>382597381
>only faggots like Crash
surprise surprise

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>>382597251
>everything about this image
dude

>>382590495
I thought it was weird how almost everyone started with Crash 1, even people that knew better. They're better off derusting and getting a feel for the new controls in Warped.

pc when?

>>382592826
I always imagined the islands were off the north or north east of Australia, where it's much more tropical.

South east is a bit too cold for that climate.

>>382597536
If I'm gonna fuck up I'm gonna fuck ALL the way up.

>>382597746
Eventually.

Maybe it's just me, but Crash's jumps on the awnings in the Arabian levels feel heavier than they did in the original game.

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holy fuck, my depth perception is fucked. I keep jumping over platforms

>>382598034
>tfw you land on a platform, panic and accidentally jump into the fucking abyss

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>got a game over in 3
fuck those coco lion levels only part I die on

>>382575514
>At least anime tries to take itself seriously
Name fucking 1

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>>382598168
>Lion
oh no it's retarded

>>382587412
>PS4 has only one game that I'm interested in
I actually feel pity for you

>>382598034
It's the game.
I keep running into enemies that I think are farther away, and missing platforms

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>>382598139
Love when that happens

Why did they change the controls for the Fruit Bazooka and Jet Pack? They were fine the way they were.

>>382590231
WHOA

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>go for relics
>get to Native Fortress
>take 50 tries to beat it
>finally do
>Sapphire

>>382597771
warped intro and twinsanity show them below the main continent

geography be damned

Just finished the lab...
>nearly perfect, but you died.

Wat

>>382576767
this guy is cheating he hacked the video or something
video is 1:55 seconds long and it took him 1:20 seconds to finish the level

>>382595028
You forgot him flexing his ass muscles

No homo.

>>382589303
Holy SHIT that castle looks disgusting.Its wet fucking clay.IT LOOKS LIKE A LEGO SET

>>382599036
You fucking died, man.

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>>382588720
>Native Fortress

Have fun with the time trial, it took me nearly 2 hours to get the platinum relic on it

Any tips for the plat relic on Native fortress? I've been on this level for over an hour and it seems like the platform cycles are different every time despite starting the trial at the exact same time every try.

Also, should I be saving my masks? Or burn through them to get through sections faster?

>>382599036
Colored gems demand all crates+zero deaths unless you're in the bonus room or before the first checkpoint