Why does Crash Bandicoot not trigger any furfags. Compared to

>>382559974
crash looks ugly and retarded and just eats apples and fucks bimbos all day

they prefer edgy anime level furshit

Crash isn't really depicted as a "cool" character, more like a doofus. On the other hand we have sonic, who's whole shtick is being cool. Autists wanna be like Sonic, not like Crash.

>>382559974
Because he looks ridiculous and his proportions are terrible

>>382559974
It was before the social media boom

>>382560254
so was sonic though.

>>382560287
Crash died for nearly a decade and arguably a decade and a half.
And also>>382560115

>>382559974
I want to say it's because Crash looks just too stupid, weird proportions, dumb voice, etc.

buuuut you never know with the internet so who can tell?

If you had Crash with Coco's "cool" attitude back then, it would've been different.

Because he's isn't any remotely edgy like other furshits

>>382559974
Give it like a year and you'll change your tune.

>>382559974
you don't see all the people posting coco/tawna porn in these threads, do you?

>>382560083
This. Sonic has that dosage of anime to attract the autistic furfags. Crash is just a normal cartoon animal doing western ideals.

haven't you seen most threads turn into coco circlejerks

>>382559974
I don't know about other furfags but personally i think he's pretty could and want to fug him in the ass

>>382560115
This

Also the broads in the game are only 25% furry

1) Crash is western, and isn't nearly as desirable as Japanese characters.

2) People who owned Sony consoles (exclusively) grew up to be well adjusted individuals.

>>382560083
>>382560115
>>382563483

>japan once again being responsible for our degeneracy

really makes you think

>>382563926
what about sly cooper?

>>382563926
Agree wholeheartedly on point 2. The autistic Nintendo girl threads should make that clear to anyone

>>382563926
>People who owned Sony consoles (exclusively) grew up to be well adjusted individuals.
epic

>>382564030
Nothing wrong with Carmelita.

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They exist, just not as much, plus they usually keep it to themselves. I have a buddy who has a massive crush on Crash.

>>382563926
Litterly the only furfag I know in real life is a sonnigger.
He's also the only one I know withshit enough taste to buy Sony anything.

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>>382563926
This is why you don't fling mutagens at people, tend to make stuff weird.

Can't be because Crash is stupid / uncool, don't the furrys dress up as Goofy and put a paper mache dog mouth on?

>>382565001

Crash is cute.

>>382560115
Not only that, but if I saw a guy in a crash costume, I wouldn't automatically think 'furry'

>>382565001
>>382565669
he really is a cutie

>>382563926
>People who owned Sony consoles (exclusively) grew up to be well adjusted individuals
explain me then

>>382565001
somebody delitize this foreverially tied up bandicoot right now

>>382565001
That animation of Crash getting his pants cut off made me feel..funny when I was a kid.

>>382563926
Point 2 is verifiably false given that the console war is almost entirely Nintendo vs Sony.

I argue the Microsoftfags are the well adjusted ones given that they're the only ones who don't bother to shitpost on here.

>>382559974
You used the word "trigger" wrong.
And did you purposely space in order to censor "Sonic"? That's strange.

Well anyway, Crash's fanbase is autistic. They REEEd when his design change. They REEEd when they got his dance wrong. They REEEd over every small divergence the remakes make from the original.
And they all want to fuck the female bandicoots.

The're literally in love with a character's whose shtick is making wacky noises and funny faces. They might as well be in love with a children's show.

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>>382566168

Fuck you for reminding me that existed.

>>382564681
Carmelita is disney furry. It's considered acceptable to want to fuck her.

>>382559974
he cant talk
acts like a animal

>>382559974
furries are defined as anthromorphic animals so what animal would a bandicoot be?

>>382567251
Off the top of my head, it would probably be a bandicoot

>>382566720
This. Nintendofag here, and for the most part, Xboxfags are bros. They're probably the most mature out of all of us, even counting PCMR and even idorts, paradoxically.

>>382567149
>can't talk
>clearly says "uh-oh", "woah"

>>382567251
A bandicoot.

>>382567540
You're generalizing personalities based on console ownership, you fucking dweebus.

>>382567251
This question is so common in Europe, I don't think european languages even have their own word for bandicoot to begin with. People just assume it's his surname.

>bandicoot in Spanish is "peramélidos"

Doesn't sound funny.

>>382559974
>implying
What are Cocofags?

>>382567849
ofc there are words for bandicoot in european languages wtf? is this the power of american education?

Nasenbeutler
Punggrævlinger
Jamrajokształtne
Pussimäyrät

just some examples

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Doesn't really look like crash to me.

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Oh Crash had plenty of autism. All the people who wanna fuck Coco and Nina. All the nitpicking on the remake. Also Pic related

>>382568316
>american education should teach you the slavic and nordic words for some australian rat species
I'm yuropjan myself.

>>382568089
>Choque Peramélido

wtf, I hate Crash now

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>>382568351
>bras

>>382568519
>should teach you the slavic and nordic words
the point was that there is a word, not what the words are. did you seriously think there was no word for the animal? wtf

>>382567779
Yes I am, because the vast majority of any platform's userbase can be boiled down to the exact same opinions and attitude, even Nintendo players.

The average "gamer" is the same exact asshole in a different body. You know this to be true.

>>382567779
The original post that he is secondarily commenting on was doing the exact same thing

>>382568316
I've heard of "pussimäyrä" but I definitely would not be able to connect the creatures to Crash in any way. Much less when I was a kid.

>>382566720
Microfags are cancerous as fuck, they are just too normie to shit up 4chan, and shit up everywhere else.

>>382569858
Crash doesnt look like a bandicoot anyways. Most people would probably say he's a dog or something

>>382559974
crash is not someone most furries got into it which is fine, at least those furries kept it tame

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>>382560083
>crash looks ugly and retarded
animals are ugly and wanting to fuck them is retarded in the first place

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>>382559974
>Compared to So icfags it has very few furryfaggots and autistic people in it's fanbase.
There are basically no people in the Crash Bandicoot fanbase, so of course there would be very few furry or autistic Crash players.

>>382569928
I would argue being normie is necessary to be well adjusted. Therefore, you are more likely to run in to a well adjusted Microsoftfag then you are any other camp.

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Crash has simple stories that don't take themselves too seriously while Sonic is often involved in a pretentious plot.
Unlike Sonic, Crash isn't as easy to draw and doesn't have a cast of characters that share his template.
Crash had a girlfriend he actually liked while Sonic is standoffish towards characters of the opposite sex.
Crash has more grounded and consistent abilities while Sonic has inconsistent powers that attract "who would win" arguments amongst nerds.
Crash is depicted as a dimwitted lab experiment that regularly gets caught up in stopping evil schemes, but Sonic is depicted as a one-of-kind creature stopping vague earth-ending entities with his anime powers.

Crash is just a series that doesn't have room to devote to the kind of stuff Sonic offers.

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>>382568351
>wanting to fuck Coco
>autism

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>>382560083
>crash looks ugly and retarded

delete this

>>382571843
good post

>>382571843
Crash's comparatively simple format has made it have a really standard fanbase. I've found plenty of autistic Crash fans throughout the years but they're relatively obscure and you can probably count all of them with only two hands.

He looks uglier than a piece of shit and is from a mediocre franchise. That's like asking why there isn't much furporn about Bubsy. At least there was non until recently.

>>382559974
They don't have shit taste
truth hurts, i know :^(

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>mfw AntiDev's Crash porn

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Crash got cuter in the remake.

Didn't have any anime in the '90s or 2000s.

>>382563520

those are furries not furfags

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>>382571938

>>382573034
Is there a difference?

>>382568351
Wait

Is one of the villians one of your allies in disguise here? That's pretty good for autism fiction

>>382573519

furries jerk it to girls and furfags jerk it to dudes

>>382573719
Nah, adding fag to the end of stuff is just a standard practice here.

I wouldn't bat an eyelash at someone saying straightfag when referring to heterosexuals

there is a lot of autism going on with crash

it's just that they aren't on the spotlight unlike sonic

>>382574078

would that make homosexuals gayfags?

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>>382573719
we, deepest lore.

>>382570549
not as ugly as little snot nosed kids you sick piece of filth

>>382574126
Pretty much, I personally like actualfag because it makes me chuckle

>>382572418
>Bubsy
Atleast Bubsy is somewhat adorable. Crash is just retarded looking.

>>382574126
>>382573719
>>382573034
how new?

>>382574742
worst crash design desu

>>382563926
You know Sony is a Japanese company right?