ITT: well done sexual tension

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>>382556935

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>>382556935
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGR_R6iPHyA#t=213

>>382557460
>Right then, I hated Vlad.

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Nigga kills a bunch of people and throws a fucking temper tantrum when he finds out the girl he wants to fuck is his sister

>>382557949
>Blacklist Grim
>Sam still hasn't given her the dick
What the hell is wrong with him?

Leon and Ada
Anyone from RE desu

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nsfw

>>382557949
I liked this character more when she was just a voice in Sams head, not a strong jawed independewnt womyn superspy

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>>382556935
Wesker and Chris.

>>382562038
thank you

>>382561627
>nsfw
sorry but i work at an erotic store

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>>382556935

>>382556935
1>>>>>>3>2

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This one.

>>382562038
>leaves for america to get BLEACHED
Kiryu really fucked up

>>382556935
What game

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>>382563308
Praying for Kiwami 2 for more qt korean detective goodness.
Maybe some extra scenes

>>382561693
She's not a super spy or anything, she can handle a gun but still serves as your mission control.

>>382558752
What is this

>>382564024
Not sure about the spoiler, seeing how Yokoyama is in full control, he'd probably fuck her up more.
But having a Kiwami 2 would be great, they'd get another shot at making her look decent and not like some monstrosity like in 3.

>>382564024
>extra scenes
>"sorry Kiryu I need to leave for America to pursue my career and make my father proud"

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>>382561157
I wouldn't call cucking, a relationship at all desu.

>>382564561
>>382564596
>they just extend 2's ending into 3's intro
Honestly, if they adjusted their final meeting to be more heartfelt instead of the original "Well, see ya" sort of thing then I'd be down.

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>>382563369
Nigga you serious?

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KINO

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>>382556935
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbsQ4aXeUiw

>>382566185
>I want my family back so it's time to give another woman the dick

Max is kind of an ass.

>>382566570
He wants to give her the dick because he's lonely and broken.

>>382566836
I'm sure fucking a woman when you still hurt about your loss is a bad idea.
But then again, Rockstar needed a love interest for the second game, so they conveniently brought Mona back from the dead to get fucked and die again.

>>382562359
Bad art, but good choice.

>"You'll have to forgive me, I'm not used to escorting men."

>>382567126
It's a way to cope with a tragedy. Their relationship, while toxic, gave him a reason to live for a while.

>>382567752
Maybe, but there was no reason for Max to be interested in her. At one moment he was "muh family" and the next he was "I want to fuck Mona so bad it hurts".
It's a good thing the canon ending was her dying.

>>382568252
>no reason for Max to be interested in her.
She's a smoking hot assassin (so the forbidden fruit) who is as fucked up as him, understands loss, is at her best when she's killing people, shares the same enemies as him and clearly wants to fuck him as well. Max was insanely depressed and she's the spark that gave him a purpose.

But yes, it only makes sense she's dead.

>>382569432
>purpose
I wouldn't call Max wanting to get his dick wet (even when he later regrets it, kinda) a purpose.

>>382569778
He was stuck in a shitty detective job, trying not to kill himself and calling sex lines for company. So even if it doesn't end well, he starts giving a shit about something when Mona pops up.

>>382570373
It's still stupid though. The game constantly tries to make us care for Mona when she is just an uninteresting character clearly shoehorned in.

>>382571110
>uninteresting
That's a matter of opinion. I think she was quite engaging.
They probably weren't planning to go this way in MP1. I don't think they even thought MP1 would have a sequel.

>>382571641
>I think she was quite engaging.
How?

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>>382571782
Stone cold fox with cloudy motivations who's plays a cat and mouse game with the otherwise implacable protagonist whom she might have genuine attraction to? There's a reason it's cliche, it's fun.

>>382572491
She sounds more vague to me. When you leave everything up to interpretation it's lazy, not interesting.

>There's a reason it's cliche, it's fun.
Cliches are also lazy.

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>>382557949
bruh

>>382572980
Well, most characters in Max Payne are pretty mysterious.

>>382573783
I guess I hate the whole lovey dovey stuff they pushed in the game. Max is better off being eternally depressed than going "My wife is dead but I got a hotter woman to suck my dick now, so it's ok"

>>382567126
>Rockstar needed a love interest for the second game, so they conveniently brought Mona back from the dead to get fucked and die again.
Remedy/Sam Lake did Max Payne 2

>>382574621
I guess Sam is a hack then.

>>382567126
You are a fucking retard.

>>382574942
Lesser hack than whichever Houser fuck that still tried to continue a story that should have ended with 1 and was already pushing it with 2

>>382575243
At least Max Payne 3 had no love interest. That's already a plus storywise.

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>>382557949

>>382574287
>"My wife is dead but I got a hotter woman to suck my dick now, so it's ok"
But he never was like that? Mona was a momentary distraction from his shitty depressive life. And I definitely wouldn't call their relationship loving or anything, they were kinda up front about how fucked up it is.

>>382575476
>love interest instantly means it's shit
Ah, to be an edgy teen again.

>>382567013
/b/tards overload

>>382575583
>But he never was like that?
Except in the ending where Mona lived. The ending that was supposed to be canon until MP3.

>And I definitely wouldn't call their relationship loving or anything, they were kinda up front about how fucked up it is.
They hump everytime they are on the same panel.

>>382575684
>mad because I insulted his first video-game fap

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Side materials cranked this moment up to eleven too as the only thing he could think about is warmth of her fingers and feeling like they were connected.

>>382575864
Passionately wanting to fuck someone and being in love isn't the same thing. She wasn't his replacement wife or anything, she was someone who could take his fucked up self and make it feel better.

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never made through the end of the first game
but the s
tension was there

>>382576202
>Passionately wanting to fuck someone and being in love isn't the same thing.
They clearly were in love near the end of the game. In this context, it's the very same thing.

>She wasn't his replacement wife or anything, she was someone who could take his fucked up self and make it feel better.
Shit, kind of like a girlfriend, or a potential wife, if you will.

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>tfw no real life mona gf

>>382575864
It's pretty immature to dislike something just because it has a romance angle to it.

>>382576625
There is a time and place for romance, and it sure as hell isn't Max Payne.
The inclusion of romance in Max PAyne 2 was clearly lazy writing, and to show how hot the girl was.

>>382576438
It was a very interesting take on the typical love story though. You know they're doomed (even if she survives, there's no way people like them can happily coexist) and she borderline hates him for making her feel this way, but you root for them anyway, at least I did.

>>382576912
Why, because it takes away from the uber manly experience by including icky feelings or some shit? He already avenged his wife, he's allowed to feel something for a different woman.

>>382575530
>open hand
Weak.

>>382576964
>It was a very interesting take on the typical love story though.
It's not as interesting as you think it is.
>You know they're doomed (even if she survives, there's no way people like them can happily coexist)
They killed every enemy they had. There is literally no danger.
>and she borderline hates him for making her feel this way
More "romantic" nonsense. It all works out in the end.

>>382577146
>t takes away from the uber manly experience by including icky feelings or some shit?
Don't fucking patronize me, scum. Romance is the easiest way for people to think the game is deep because it resonates with them.

>>382574287

Spoken like someone that's never had to deal with any significant loss or regret.

>>382577783
>when something horrible happens to you just find a tsundere assassin to fuck

>>382577986
>can't grasp the fact that people tend to mend themselves through other people
Now this is autism.

>>382578106
>sex fixes everything
Pretty naive. No wonder you liked the game.

>>382562038
Why does he look exactly like Keanu Reeves?

>>382566185

Fapped to this on ps2 when it first came out.

>>382577538
>They killed every enemy they had. There is literally no danger.
Their entire relationship is based on a connection in the face of seemingly certain death. They wouldn't be able to co-exist without being shot at, she's a thrillseaker who kills people for money while he's gloomy cop with a hero complex.

It's a short and bitter relationship, not The Notebook 2.0.

>>382578301
It doesn't, but it's sure as hell a lot better than trying not to kill yourself when sulking in your shitty apartment.

>>382578567
He doesn't?

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>>382556935
>editing console and playing as naked Mona
good times

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>>382578567
Not anymore.

>>382577538
Holy shit did your dad cheat on your mom or something, how hard is it to understand that lonely people crave for intimacy?

>>382567126
you seem to have it all figured out, dont you anon?

>>382578743
>It's a short and bitter relationship
That's pure speculation. From the looks of things they were going to be together, since no sequel was planned at that time.

>>382578917
At least sulking makes a statement, and a better story.

>>382579440
>lonely people crave for intimacy
It depends if they deserve it, though. You could say that this doesn't apply to Max, since he's fictional.

>>382579816
I don't claim to know everything, but from the looks of things no one can prove me wrong.

>>382580058
>It depends if they deserve it, though
what

>>382580058
>this doesn't apply to Max, since he's fictional
wat?

>>382571902
>haha
I know exactly what did he mean

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>>382580058
>It depends if they deserve it, though. You could say that this doesn't apply to Max, since he's fictional.

>>382580179
>>382580223
>>382580686
Please excuse my autism.

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>>382566185

>>382577289
It's Sam Fisher. She'd be dead if he straight up punched her.

>>382560603
>Leon and Ada
>well done sexual tension
nah

>>382576408
Isn't this canon?

>>382564939
>he uses the same pictures for the cuck yenshitposting

>>382557460
BANG
YOU ARE DED, MAX PAYNE

>>382561157
>when she tells you not to fight at the wake, but loves it when you do it anyway

>>382566570
Way to miss the point.

Steins;Gate

>>382561693
>conversation during bank job
>I spent most of the gulf war passed out in a ditch, what did you do?
>I was still in high school
>stop making me feel old

that was best grimm, everything about CT is peak splinter cell

>>382556935
>shot in the head and just woke up at the hospital
>still can't stop fantasizing about her

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I always assumed Atris was so harsh because she couldn't stand Space Jesus abandoning her.

>>382584447
True, they'll never make a game like CT again.

>>382586437
>not modding it so Atris and the handmaiden are space lesbians

>>382586638
disgusting, Atris would never settle for anything less than Exile duck

>>382586963
>a long time ago
>not having a feminine dick

like, what else would the purpose of dual lightsabers be anon?

>>382587219
i do not understand

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>>382567654
They're the best. Its obvious Chris loves wesker's attention.

>>382567654
What did Wesker mean by this?

>>382565720
I never played Max Payne

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>>382589590
well I know what you're doing for the next 4-6 hours

>>382567013
BLACKED

>>382575864
This is something I didn't understand in MP3. He mentioned Mona only once in the game in a flashback, something like "I could never forgive myself what happened to Mona" and that's it. But still cries about his family died eleven fucking years ago.

>>382590436
He knew Mona for like three days.

>>382589590
well then you really shouldn't come back on /v/ until you've played 1 or 2 for at least a few hours
you owe it to yourself

>>382590436
What he says is he could never forgive himself for chasing after another woman after his wife and daughter died.
I generally like MP3 and its writing but that part was stupid.

>>382590436
Losing your wife and baby to druggies will have a lasting effect on you. Mona was just a fuckbuddy.

>>382589816

Looks like I need to reinstall it too since I forgot that level.

>>382556935
>>382565720
>>382589590
>>382589816
What's a nigga gotta do to get a physical, non-CD version of Max Payne to work on Windows 7?

>>382591227
He was probably more upset about the fact that she was a professional killer and the ensuing carnage it caused (Winterson, etc).

>>382556935
>leather creaking and crunching: the scene

>>382591524
Hey, she went through literal fire to save him. Mona wasn't just a fuckbuddy. But yeah, the loss of his family turned him into the Max Payne we know.

>>382592540
She was just saving her flesh dildo.

>>382592148
https://pcgamingwiki.com/wiki/Max_Payne

>>382592352
Max Payne is responsible for so many out of shape nerds thinking they look good in a leather jacket.

>>382557949

That's official art? I guess not.

>>382593698
Of course not.

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>>382592352

>>382556935
>tfw no proper MP movie where Jon Hamm plays Max and Charlize Theron plays Mona Sax
>directed by Christopher McQuarrie

>>382564939
Look at this faggot.

>>382562038
Except for the way the relationship ended.

>>382592917
Thank you, my white friend.

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>>382594496
honestly james maccafrey could do the on screen role too, supposing a slight plot allowance for an older Max, at least the voice would be perfect

>>382593698
>SJWs at Ubi
>doing that
It's a miracle they even made her attractive.

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>You played me like a damn fiddle, Boss

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFV3PlurJE8

>>382595810
Worst anime betrayal of all time.

>>382558752
yeah seriously? what animu?

>>382557949
Wow maybe I should pick up Conviction from the summer sale. How similar is it to Black List?

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>>382564384
My favorite thing: Physical intimacy that isn't blatantly sexual.

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>>382596104
>lightningxhope

>>382596796
It's less focused on stealth than Blacklist. Kinda seemed like a Jason Bourne game, not Splinter Cell. But if you don't mind that, you'll enjoy it, it's pretty solid otherwise.
Grim is more attractive in Blacklist though.

How do you know when theres sexual tension?

>>382597568
By not having autism.

>>382597302
>>382596796
>>382557949
reminder that by 2017 Grimm is 43 and Fisher is 63

>>382597726
Guess I'll never know.

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The sexual tension was insane.

>>382598087
SelfdrillingSMS
Thank me later.

>>382596796
Conviction is my favorite Splinter Cell game honestly

>>382557949
her fingers though

>>382598419
if you haven't played Chaos Theory, fuck you, go play it. If you have, fuck you for being wrong

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>>382589996
She's a light skin nigga

>>382598419
looooooooooooool

>>382598087
This. Everyone who replies that "Joe is not a pedo!" doesn't realize the fact that biologically any fertile female is a good mating pair. The modern conception of an unacceptable age difference is total BS. At its core, biologically there is nothing wrong in a relationship between a man (however old he is) and a fertile female (however young she is). In a real wold post-apocalyptic scenario Joe and Ellie would've fucked. Period.

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>>382583026
>tfw she gets KAYSEN'D at the end of the game

>>382597302
>>382598419
Reading the steam reviews, it seems that it doesn't support recent Windows releases :(

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>>382598012
They're aging like wine then.

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>>382581043
ok i keked.

>>382599256
>using Spydos 10
They should've stuck with Spydos 7.

>>382598012
And?

>>382567013
/thread

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>>382598419

>>382598781

MULATTO BUTTZ

>>382597568
When an adult male and adult female is in the close vicinity of each other.

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>>382557460
>>382558529
>>382582249


> His relationship with Max in 2 is the real tragedy

>>382575530
I can't believe this is in a game. It's so fucking lame looking, was it supposed to feel cool or badass when you, as the player, hit B to smack a video game woman? No one would feel Sam's indignation about this situation, so I dunno why they think it would be natural for the player to really want to throw the punches in this part lmao

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>>382556935
It made me want to see Fox and Wolf get it on, so it's well done enough for me.
>that cute tail wagging

>>382584787
oh YES. this was very, very gay.

>>382601990
That game had interrogations were you as Sam had to hurt the enemy to get information, so I guess they just threw it in there.
Also, there's a possibility that some fans of the previous games would feel weird/disgusted at the idea of hurting a character who has been nothing but helpful to you in the previous games.

>>382602506
>some fans of the previous games would feel weird/disgusted at the idea of hurting a character who has been nothing but helpful to you
Agreed, and I don't think I'd let this scene into the game just for how inappropriate it seems for their relationship and what it asks of the player to do... seems really naiive to have gone forward with.

>>382602715
That's the point, Sam is disgusted at the idea of hitting her, but has to in order to maintain her cover. So when the player has to prompt Sam to fuck her up, it feels more "real".

Besides, their relationship ever since Conviction is so different from the previous games that I can hardly consider them the same people.

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>>382558752
Gundam G no reconguista

>>382601471
God, this game is so fucking kino.

>>382601990
It's definitely not supposed to feel cool or badass, it's supposed to feel like something you don't want to do.

>>382605029
>>382603571
ah yeah, I forgot about the whole undercover angle to Conviction. Makes more sense now.

>>382605236
The second punch was out of pure anger though, due to her lying about Sarah.

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>>382576619
>tfw all the original Peacewalker gang is dead or a hollow shell bent on revenge by MGSV
>tfw no more beach dates or love boxes with Kaz because he's an angry cripple

>>382595074
It's funny how gay he seemed for Shepard even in the first game where no male x male romances were allowed.

>>382607414
If I recall correctly, male Shepard was supposed to be able to romance Kaiden, but it got cut at the last minute.

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>i wouldn't mind eating you
what did she mean by this

>>382609214
not really any tension here, it's just flirting and then they have sex

>>382564332
>>382596782
The Gundam show we don't talk about. Tomino has gone senile.

>>382571110
>It's still stupid though

No it's not because this is what people do in real life. Not your shitty fucking animes

>>382601181
>ends up having a mulatto baby with a black woman
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