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NAMES

ARE

Look at the photo, Mister Clarence.

look at the photograph, mr. claarence

Please, look at the photograph Mr. Clarence

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>>382552432
FOR

>>382552520
FRIENDS

FRIENDS

The park's closed hwite boi

>>382552520
WHITE BREAD

CAROL ANNE

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what are the best hitman glitches

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>>382552517
Every time I do it it makes me laugh

>>382552203
So what did he actually do wrong?

I don't understand these threads. This tutorial level was fucking shit and an extremely inaccurate representation of the rest of the game.

>>382552203
The guy reminds me of DSP

>>382552671
Kill yourself. Death of a Showman is kino in videogame form

>>382552645
Owned an unsafe theme park where a ride crashed and killed people, some dead kid's dad put the hit on him.

>>382552774
Explain why it's good without using words like "kino".

>>382552671
Yeah, but the dialogue in it is fucking absurd, not to mention hilariously racist.

>>382552645
nothing. it can be argued that it was his fault that his amusement park didn't meet safety standards. he was shown having deep regret though

>>382552806
As I thought nothing then. People shouldn't just let their kids go to theme parks if they aren't willing to take that risk.

>>382552973
how is it racist, neogaf?

>>382552973
Niggers

>>382552806
for starters it presents a tragedy,a man died in this place and it struck the owner with grief,not to mention brought down his empire. With no other options remaining he has to work with low-life criminals to get his life back on the life criminals,on the other side of the token is 47,which is hired as a redeemer to reap the sins of this man who (albeit inadvertently) took a man's life,even though he deeply regrets what happened 47 is cold and ruthless.This sets up the game as you aren't the hero in shining armour

>>382552637
I thought this was hitman 2016 when the webm started

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>ywn play through the hitman games for the first time again

>>382553457
But the level its self is dog shit. You run around blowing gangsters to bits with shotguns, sniping them with a Dragunov and doing big explosions like it's a pointy shooty big explody action game when it isn't.

>>382553526
Season 2 about to get released so sit tight for that first time feeling

>>382553204
I bet you think Ford did nothing wrong with the Pinto either.

YO HOL UP
AIGHT MUHFUCKA
CH-CH-CH-CHECK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3HXYNOzW6A

>>382553689
Who?

>>382553626
it's a tutorial you retarded nigger. there's stealth too. it covers almost everything you'll encounter in the game
>he didn't do rampage runs in blood money

>>382553626
Its a good tutorial level. And he wasn't talking about level design or responding to anybody talking about level design so you may be responding to the wrong person or making a moot point.

>>382553671
Is the whole season being released or is it Episodic again?

>>382553770
What?

Babycakes? Sunshine?
NOOOOOOOO

>>382553457
This, although I can't remember if we are given a suggestion as to what his attitude was like before the incident. Could have been an asshole owner who let things screw up.

>>382553626
You can beat it as a Silent Assassin, you know. I mean, it's not easy, but it's there. In a way, it kinda highlights the freedom of approach.

But yeah, the level isn't very fun or replayable, and the stealthy approach is often counterintuitive.

>>382554006
We don't know yet, things are still pretty quiet on IO's front
It looks like episodic again though by the look of things, unless you want to wait for about two years for the whole season to come out

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>>382552637

Reminder that 47 once killed an innocent journalist who was being TORTURED by some stahlhelm wearing bikers

>>382554517
You can even torture the guy

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>>382552637
I can post some of my shit from Contracts. Not necessarily glitches though.

>>382554815
Holy shit, that's amazing. This is why I love Hitman. The possibilities are endless.

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>>382554815

>grinding challenges on professional mode
>gotta drown desantis, I'll just dress up as her lover and spike the wine
>this happens

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>>382554339
i thought the episodic thing would be shit but to be honest i ended up liking it quite a bit, it was like waiting for new episodes of a tv show i really like but better because its vidya
they get more time to design the levels and the price isnt higher at all so its great

>>382557517
except denuvo

Is there a way to switch off the "good job now head for an exit" talking bullshit after you make a kill in hitman 2016?