>elemental attacks restore your health

>>382524173
name literally one game other than ff10 that does this

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>>382524173
>shooting your teammates heals them

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>>382524263
ffxii

name 564 (FIVE HUNDRED AND SIXTY-FOUR) ancient african tribal dances that do this

>>382524263
Divinity OS once you get over 100% elemental resistance

>>382524173
What the fuck is this squatting pooping propaganda that I see everywhere now?

Whenever I take a shit, I have to take off all of my clothes, including socks/shoes, even in public. I cannot physically shit unless I'm completely naked

>>382524173
Squatting is indeed better than sitting, I started doing in it 2012 and have not shat sitted since then.

>>382524603
Would you like me to give you the /pol/ or the non-/pol response?

>>382524603
Russian hackers

>>382524672
Give me the red pill.

>>382524437
i want to go to bed with that cat

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>>382524705
THAT'S HOW THE SAVAGES DO IT IN AFRICA
WE'RE BEING INDOCTRINATED TO THINK LIKE THE NIGGERS SO THAT WE'D BE MORE WELCOMING WHEN THEY OVERRUN OUR COUNTRY AND KILL THE WHITE RACE
IT'S A BIG PLOT BY (((THEM)))

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>>382524874
I can fucking feel the /pol/ on my shoulders.

>>382524874
Weak, weak. You're 100 years too early for this sort of thing.

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>>382524874
Now give me the blue pill

>>382524705
>>382524672

The non-/pol/ answer would be, your digestive tract is more aligned in the squatting position and allows you to take a shit easier.

Sitting down on a toilet to shit is a relatively recent trend, and puts your digestive tract at a weird angle, meaning it puts you at a higher risk for constipation and hemorrhoids.

>>382524874
kek

>>382525074
>>382525154

What this dude says.

Or rather, that's what (((THEY))) want you to think

>>382525154
>he doesn't raise his heels while sitting on the toilet for PERFECT rectal alignment
LMAO

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>>382525154
>>382525323
pic related

>>382525330
>implying I dont already do that

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>>382524874
THE GOYIM KNOW!
SHIT IT DOWN!
POO IT FROM THE AIR!

I-it's just a white s-slavic habit, it's not non-white to do it, heh...

>>382525394
This is true. Squatting is the ideal position for shoving things in the ass.

>>382525394
lean forward a bit when pushing too

>>382525469
Does it work better for hitting the prost8?

>>382524629
I used to do that when I was a kid

>>382524263
FFVIII

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Normally I just go for the ol' pants around the ankles routine.
If it is intense I have to take my shirt off. I don't know why but that act of being shirtless gives me more energy to squeeze the turd from my body. It's like I am utilising some unknown muscle groups to keep my shirt on, but the moment I take it off I can put those muscles to work sending an atomic bomb level shockwave through my body to catapult the poop downward into the toilet.

Sometimes I shit with such vigour that the cold water splashes my ballsack and I briefly debate the merits of teabagging a dead person.

>>382526013
It's placebo, but a very strong one.

>>382526013
You should write a book, anon. I'd read it.

>/v/ - Shitting

>>382526373

As opposed to shitposting

>>382524263
Pokemon

why are the titans pooping shouldn't they be attacking the wall maybe that's what they do after eating humans they poop xD

>>382524173
Squatting is a meme. Just eat more fibers.

>>382525485
But then you no longer have gravity working for you. You have to push.

>>382524173
i used to poop like this up till i was 15, i started going normally because i was afraid people would peek at school

>>382524263
Does Persona count with the absorb skill

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>using a fire move while frozen heals the freeze
>using a water move heals a burn
>getting hit by a water move heals a plant/nature alligned ally/you

Last one i wish pokemon did as an ability athough i think they may habe done it but im not sure.

How do you guys wipe? I like to fold 3 squares of toilet paper in half twice. I can get 2 - 3 good wipes out of that.

>>382527317

I use baby wipes, it just never feels like i get a good clean from toilet paper, although i will use it if theres nothing else around

>>382524263
Borderlands.
Elemental Elation on Krieg.

>>382527627
See I like to bunch up two pieces of TP right at the end, make them damp with the tap, then use that to mop up my bum'ole.

Started doing it when I had a shit that was like trying to get clay out of my body. It was impossible to wipe fully otherwise. Now I don't feel clean unless I have done it.

>>382527317
After the first couple of wipes, I use liquid hand soap on damp toilet paper.

>>382527295
Magicka has all that.
> Undead are hurt by Healing, healed by Arcane
> When wet, trying to cast lightning damages you
> You have to cast Fire on yourself to dry

>>382524173
I spread my buttckeeks and press the area around anus with my fingers, manually pushing the shit making it come out with half the strain. This ancient indian shitting technique allows you to shit out any turd no matter how big with no problem

Squatty potties are just a jewish ruse!

>>382524173
I shit like the guy on the right, except I do it on a traditional sitting toilet

Every time I shit I run the risk of the toilet seat slipping/the toilet bolts failing and tipping over/the porcelain outright smashing under the weight but it's worth it for a truly fulfilling shit. Sit-shitters will never know the meaning of truly cleared bowels.

>>382529637
Just get a squatty potty mate, they have ones that can be adjusted to the height of the toilet.

>>382524173
Why are they shitting next to each other?

>>382528471
Of course the Indians know the perfect shitting technique.

>>382526013
source. good flow if its OC

>>382529637
Fuck you. People like you leave ugly scratch marks and black spots on a perfectly fine toilet seat.

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>>382524263
FF5

>>382524263
Diablo 2.

>>382533178
I'm proud of this child's pie. It looks delicious.

>>382533178
>tfw no lolis to bake me a pie