>play Crash Bandicoot in Japanese >"Onii-chan!"

>>382495616

I can't wait for your kind to die off.

>>382495616
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKVsGnpPIC8

Fuck you for made me check,fucking cute

>>382495616
>play game in english
>ooga booga we wuz soldiers n shiet

>>382495616
Melts my heart everytime. Though to be fair her voice is really cute in english too, even if "big brother" could never compare to onii-chan

That cortex voice was really off-sync

>>382495856
Fuck off Reddit

>>382496381
>She says Battery twice in the same sentance

reeee it's poor grammar. For decades it's annoyed me

She sounds way too young.

I mean yeah she is the little sister, but she's not fucking five years old.

>>382495616
If you died at any moment, no one would ever care.

>>382496792
She's a bandicoot, she may very well be five years old or younger.

>>382496891
Your mom would care.

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>beat cortex
>tawna and crash standing next to each other on the zeppelin
>she puts her arm around crash
>pulls him in for a hug
>his head is pressed up against her ass
jesus fucking christ

>captcha: close ausfahrt

>>382496954

That is a fair point.

>beat Gee Wiz multiple times
>every time I re load the game, it's not completed even after manually saving

What the hell is going on? Is it impossible to complete a game?

>>382495616
Coco is basically the Crash equivalent to Roll. Very cute.

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>>382496169
>that Cortex

>>382495616
>loud squeaky voice
no thanks

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Not sure if a Coco version of this was made already, but I'll post just in case.
Kinda hoping the game winds up on PC just so there's a chance to disable blur, but oh well

>>382497843
Me on the bottom

I hate how after 3 games Naughty dog tried to kill of Crash early by making a Racing game.

>>382496169
So. Fucking. Cute.

Best imouto.

>>382498009
Death by Coco Snu Snu

>>382498245
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqjkAXCgx7M

>>382496492
>implying being an ironic weeb isn't reddit as fuck

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Coco thread

WHy is this allowed

And /v/ says you can't tell when Japanese voices are bad.

>>382498319
timestamp on the killing crash bit?

>>382498245
And they ended up making the best Crash game to date

>>382498906
I need sauce on that image, son

>>382499101
>Sauce
Literally any r34 site.

>>382498402
I think he was talking about the reddit spacing.

>>382496559
Couldn't it just be two sentences?

>My battery is fried. Make yourself useful, big brother, and bring an extra battery for me.

Typing this into Word didn't show any errors in grammar.

>>382498402
>>382499223
That normalfag was both

>>382496169
>links a 13 minute video

Nigga I ain't watching that.

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>>382496792
You are right. She actually is nine.

>>382499427
4:32

>>382496169
>>382499427
4:38 if anyone's interested

Weebs should be fucking hunted down and crucified by law, holy fucking shit do us all a favor and kill yourselves

>/v/ suddenly is into furry porn

what happened?

>>382498402
Who are you quoting?

>>382499743
Anime website

I bet Coco is a fucking shitposter

>>382499762
How new are you?

>>382499743
Westacucks on anger management.

>>382498469
She's not spinning nearly fast enough.

>>382499427
>>382499721
>>382499725

https://youtu.be/iKVsGnpPIC8?t=4m35s

Beat me to it, for those that are hella lazy here you go.

>>382499762
>suddenly

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>>382499743

>>382499743
How embarrassing for you. You don't even deserve a smug anime girl.

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>>382499762
>suddenly

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>>382499743
Jokes on you, I get off the crucifiction! fufufuf!

>>382499618
Why does everyone keep drawing 9 year old bamdicoots with big tits?

>>382501156
she's evolved

>>382501156
Bandicoots ate notorious for their oppai lolis. Ask any nature biologist

>>382498802
Finally found it, 34:15.

>play american game in japanese
For what reason?

>>382501594
This, off model is fucking cancer

>>382501975
>playing a Japanese game in American
For what purpose?

>Onii-chan BUY ME BATTERY

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>>382501156
That's 9 in human years mind you

>>382497375
It's the Dark souls of remasters

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>>382502123
umaru a shit EBINa best girl

>>382502353
>anyone but Syphilis

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>>382496954
>>382499618
>>382501156

>>382495856
Get out normie

>>382499725
another at 6:30
what a fucking cutie

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>>382502484
Based N.Brio

>>382502484
Is her /ourguy/?

>>382501156
9 is practically 90 for a bandicoot.

>>382497843
>They say it's a Double Leg Drop
>Still seeing this as a Buttslam

That's a genuine Buttslam! I bet that what they originally gonna call, but some people will go "ITS SEXISM TO CALL THAT" and went with the other name.

We need an artist to make a Coco X Umaru-Chan pic

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>>382502839
Human years friend

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>>382503105
Like this?

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>>382503296
Still not quite there.

>>382499618
>skinny with a nice big rack
God I love this body type
It reminds me of why my penis loves women so much

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>>382502785
>Did Chernobyl with Cortex
>Built a better Evolv-O-Ray
>saved the world at least once
>Made a plethora of sexy bandicoot women
>Is a bartender in his spare time
based brio indeed

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>>382499762

>>382503114
Welp, I'm lost to a ____ cause

Thanks, anon.

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>>382503296

>>382502662
Thanks, anon

>>382500071
In my defense, I'm the first and third poster

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I didn't notice that he holds his foot in the original too.

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>>382496559
>reeee it's poor grammar. For decades it's annoyed me
>it's annoyed me
>it's

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>>382499762
It's just Coco because she is cute as hell. She and Lola Bunny are the exceptions.

>>382504079
Post the original for comparison.

So anyone got a vid of Coco's english voice?

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>>382504303

>>382502785
Brio is definitely best villain. I hope they give him more love if there are any sequels

>>382504136
>Lola Bunny
>Not Rouge

>>382504341

It's just Jimmy Neutron.

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>>382504079
Have you capped those? Can you make full version of both slams so they look similar to the og version?

>>382504396
Now I really want a vid of Coco's english voice

>>382504438
Thats as good as you're going to get, motion blur kicks in just as he's about to hit it

>>382504391
>Rouge
>Not Krystal

>>382504594
I meant the leftmost pictures of crash and coco slamming are really good but i'd prefer them without crop and a bit wider

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>>382504902
Saved. Thanks anon

I MARCHED DOWN TO MY LOCAL RETAILER AND PURCHASED A COPY AND I DONT EVEN HAVE A PS4. NOSTALGIA GUILT.

>>382503428
I never actually thought about who made the trophy girls. But why did he make them if he wasn't competing. Is Brio into voyeurism?

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>>382504136
marsupials shouldnt have navels

>>382505117
No you didn't.

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>>382505154
No one to fug on the island. If you think about it there are no women in the series aside from bandibabes.

>>382496492
Furfags are the Redditors.

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>see /v/'s reaction for Road to Nowhere and how ball busting hard it is
>actually play it
>mfw

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is This Level Hard Hahahaha Nigga Just Jump Away From The Pigs Like Nigga Watch Your Shadow Haha

Now, I won't say the level was gg 2ez, but really, I found the Lost City or the Native Forest way more fucking annoying. Imagining the Time Trials after beating most of these levels is making me want to fucking die, tho

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>>382505192
what the fuck did you just say about me, you little bitch?

>>382504113
Short for 'it has'.

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>>382505557
Ew, Apple.

>>382495856
why are you on this forum?

>>382504558
COME ON, someone post a bideo of Coco's english voice

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>>382505557
So you bought a game for a console you don't own?
Why?

>>382505706
Because I fucking loved the originals and this was a pipe dream of mine for literally years, I better buy this bitch so Crash doesn't stay dead. I will eventually get a PS4.

>>382505557
>no you didn't doesn't have a (You)
I guess he really didn't.

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>>382499762

>>382505801
you know, the moment they release a remastered game collection is when a series is officially at deaths door right, it's dead and now deader than ever

>>382499762
Bandicoot girls make my dick shoot up like a rocket

I don't know why or how, but I just let it fucking happen

So, is the remake good?

>>382506190
It's decent

>>382506190
You're buying the exact same game again with updated graphics and outdated mechanics and controls.

You all need to stop it with the fucking needless "HD Remake" memes.

>>382505893
>it's dead and now deader than ever

Pretty sure that was after Crash Mind over Mutant. Caused an 8 year hiatus and personally that's the longest I've seen a series be dead that actually made it to last gen.

>Tawna is fucking dead
I'm sad.

>>382496169

4:33 jesus christ coco <3

Stop posting lewd bandicoots.

WAIT WAIT WAIT

Could you always access the secret warp room via the elevator or was that a QOL adjustment added for the remaster?

>>382507029
*access it after discovering it

>>382507029
That's a new feature in the remake.

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>>382506808

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>>382503428
Truly a man with priorities.
>>382506961
Make me

>>382499762
how.new.ru

>>382495616
>>382496169
Well that was fucking cute. How do I put the game into Japanese?

>>382497042
>his head is pressed up against her ass

Nani!?

>>382496169
>all those comments saying she sounds bad
Sometimes I wonder why I keep coming back here, then I remember that as big of a shithole it is here, there is no better alternative on the internet and everywhere else is much worse.

>>382504113
>ESL trying to correct someone's grammar
o i am laffin

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>>382506190
It has bloodborne load times, 30 fps and unfinished Coco model, what the fuck do you think?

>>382496169
>9:38
Please patch the fire.

Vicarious did a good job with crash's expressions but what happened to the idle animation where he looks side to side repeatedly until you move?

>>382508107
>unfinished coco
What

>>382507209
Please stop, this is a christian website.

>>382508107
>Coco model
thanks, all I need to know

>>382508107
Why and how? Its not like were mastering a game with full crisp realistic graphics. Did they just ripped the source code and replaced the models?

>>382508265
I saw that in the Crash 1 level select. I also think it's there until another idle action happens in a level

>>382508429
There was no source code to go on other than the layout of each level, even then that was just the polygon models of every level.

>>382496169
Is cute, but I'm not used to it. Ironic, I have the NTSC-J versions of Crash 2 and 3. I should check if those games are in japanese.

>>382495856
>I want all Japanese to die off
Wow rude. But I bet you are against killing six millions Jews.

Imagine...CTR HD for PS4...

you dickheads wouldn't buy it anyway because it'd be 30fps.

>Sunset Vista
THIS FUKKIN LEVEL IS not as bad as I thought, got both gems first time playing

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>>382508410
It's an australian bandicoot appreciation board anon.

>>382508429
It was made completely from scratch. (Other than story and design and shit). This remake from scratch is why the physics and controls are slightly different enough to mess up veteran players

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MODEL RIP WHEN!

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>>382499762
>suddenly

>>382508560
I'd buy it if the huge track skips were still in it

>>382508579
Yeah I didnt have any trouble on that level. Air Crash from Crash 2 is giving me shit with that one floating box I always overshoot. If there wasnt a no-death platform then I wouldnt be so mad

>>382507209
I want to sample Coco's thighs

>keep doing the neutral slide spin out of muscle memory
>just end up coming to a dead stop

I'm not usually for supporting speedrun autism, but that movement technique was fun.

Anyone else having more trouble with 2 than 1? Judging whether to slide jump or just jump has been the cause of 90% of my deaths. Also fuck those shrink rays in Spaced Out.

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>Paycheck delayed because July 1st is a Saturday

>>382496169
KURASHU
BANDICUUUU

>>382508963
you can spin the shrink ray bullets.

>>382508921
Unless im thinking of something else, It's still there it's just implemented badly

>>382509007
What?

Well I shouldn't be surprised, you can spin the blob enemies in The Lab too.

>>382509007
Are you kidding me
Have you always been able to do that?

>>382509081
You'd be surprised at the amount of things you can just spin. Including but not limited to:
The shrink ray bullets
Koala kongs rocks (the three he throws before the big one)
The logs gorillas throw in the ruin levels in crash 2.

>>382509101
Yes.

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>>382508631
we could've already be swimming in SFM's

>>382509175
All these years of shitting myself when going around those things and that's all it takes.
I feel like such a fool.

>>382508107
They probably were only given a $10 budget with not enough time, because looking at gameplay for the remaster the devs seem to have nothing but respect for the series.

>>382509186
We will. It's just a matter of time.

>>382509175
You can spin the Koala Kong Rocks and the Logs in the originals, not the blobs in The lab, they knock you away unless you bounce on them, and you definitely couldn't spin the shrink ray bullets.

>>382509175
Hazards in Crash are so inconsistent sometimes. Like those fucking flying robots on the 3rd island with the spinning blades on the sides of their bodies. You'd think you can jump on top of them but they're still an insta death if you touch any part of them.

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>>382495856
FUCKING NORMIE REEEEE

>>382504136
Dude, accepted furry bait here is Rouge and Krystal, you can add Coco if you like her but those 2 are undisputable.

>>382509596
Krystal is pure fucking degenerate furry. See that fucking disgusting muzzle? It's not entry tier at all.

>>382509357
That looks like the kind of thing you would try because it seems really hot, but just instantly regret. Especially if you had fur.

>>382495616
How do i change language?

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>>382509596
>Rouge
>not Blaze

>>382503421
because it's the objectively perfect body type for breeding

Is anyone else feeling burned out on the collection? I've beat Crash 1 and am halfway through Crash 2. I'm honestly getting tired of those slight mistakes, barely missing a ledge, or touching an enemy just as I press square.

>>382509957
welcome to semi-retro gaming

>>382509957
You've been playing for 2 straight days, what do you expect

Go play something else then come back

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I love how floppy Crash is in that scene, fits his goofy personality.

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>>382509957
No but I'm also not a shitter

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>mfw just Plat Relic'd The High Road
>mfw thinking about Plat Relicing Slippery Climb

>>382510249
I don't believe you

>>382510249
I'm gonna need some further proof on that

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>>382510249
But do you have this?

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>>382496169
>>382495616
That voice sounds familiar.

>another squeaky jap voice
Yeah, no thanks.

>>382510373
Why did you feel the need to post this?

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>>382510373
>them complaining about N. Gin despite the fact that he looked the exact fucking same

>>382502785
>>382503428
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JoAtfLb5Es

>>382510514
I mean he looks gross.
But N. Gin is supposed to be gross, all the scientists are.

>>382510514
They're just nitpicking small things that don't really matter much.

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>>382510373
>they make fun of Mike Mattei's hateboner for Elmo
>they have the same cringey hateboner for Coco

>>382510585
>Read your bible, I wrote it.

https://youtu.be/xr8L4Sokcj8?list=PLEC966D3866140389&t=79

Here's a quick video of the original from 2. Exact same script, the performance is different though.

I can tell you straight up, the PS1 performance is far more in keeping with Coco's original character, the remake is a little too sweet. Cortex is also FAR weaker in the remake.

>>382510373
>hurr it's tar
>why did they make it water durrrr
>it was CLEARLY tar before hurfdurufjhf
>maybe it WAS water
>nah it was tar huhruilgudfg';;asfq

I like em, but they're fucking morons
And Julian's got some real nerve talking about what not to sexualize

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>The N.Tropy fight
His face looked good but the rest of him looked like shit
Also they fucking butchered the sound design for the fight, the sounds are all weaker and he constantly makes noises for no reason at all

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>>382510349
>>382510383
*unzips trophy*

>>382509463
>and you definitely couldn't spin the shrink ray bullets.
you absolutely 100% could
https://youtu.be/3uM67j7mo5o?t=1h5m32s
Your life a lie yet buddy?

>>382510653
To be fair, Mike thought that the Elmo in Grouchland video was good enough to upload to the internet

>eceleb gets posted
>thread instantly derails into discussing them

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>>382510514
>>382510653
>the 2 gay furries can't stop talking about how they hate coco
>Chris is the vorefag so he only liked Coco when she got eaten by the plant

>>382510794
Interdasting

>tfw played Crash 2 so much as a kid that I still remember exactly where all the secrets are and I'm breezing right through it and well on my way to 100%

1 is still kicking my ass though and I keep missing gems in 3

>>382510731
Ding "I've Never Actually Made A Game But I Worked On A Game Once So My Opinions Matter I Guess" Dong

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>>382510786
Give me a timestamp boi
>>382510727
All i know that artist called kekitopu i got this image from previous thread

>>382510284
HOW DID YOU DO HIGH ROAD, SLIPPERY CLIMB WAS NO PROBLEM FOR ME.

>>382495616
Why cannot you play the game in a real language like any sane person would do?.

>>382495856
Me too.

Gas the mentally ill weeaboos.

>>382510867
>Interdasting
>Not N.teresting
ONE JOB

>>382510783
the fight looks like shit compared to the original too, all the lighting is gone

>>382508265
this
top iddle, really shows Crash real nature

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>>382510373
They're just jealous she's been the primary source of Crash porn for 20 years.

>>382510956
turtles are a scam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1CcrZNIEeM

The World 3 Warp Room looks like SHIT

It looks like SHIT

>>382510249
Fuck right off. Props to you if this is real but I doubt it.

So is it worth getting if I never played the originals? Apparently the load times aren't great, but is there any other big problem with it?

>>382511139
A LOT OF THE LEVELS + THE HUBS LOOK LIKE THEY TOOK OUT THE LIGHTING AT THE LAST SECOND TO MEET RELEASE
I HOPE THEY PATCH IT OR SOMETHING

>>382505521

The high road is far worse than road to nowhere.
Also got the red gem for slippery climb first try so everything is coming up rosy for me

>>382511118
When is Coco going to fix that strap

>>382511234

Here's two criteria

Do you like Crash Bandicoot?

Do you like platformers?

If your answer to both of these is no then you shouldn't buy the game.

>>382505670
They're not apples, they're Wumpa Fruit
:^)

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>>382511304
It's stylish.

I don't know how but somehow they made the motorcycle levels controls feel a lot tighter and easier to control yet somehow completely fucked the already fucky jet ski levels. There's no quick turn and she's always drifting to the left or right.

>>382511139
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCYRyf1AJek

https://youtu.be/tKmb5iPAEqM?t=1m53s
>KURASHU BANDIKU SURI
>[Weeb coco AND CRASH talking]

>>382505521
Road to nowhere is fucking NOTHING compared to the second bridge level
I started that with 60 lives and ended with 27

>>382507209
Who's the black haired bandicoot or is she just an oc?

>>382511332
Well it's hard to know if I like it since I haven't played any of the games, I was mostly just asking to see if they messed anything up with the remakes.

>>382511365
Ah, yes. "White trash chic." A classic.

>>382511304
Hopefully the other will fall, and then her overalls will fall and expose her perky round bandicoot booty

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>>382511543
She's a cut character from Twinsanity.

>>382511234
You can beat the games with an appealing tier of challenge (especially 1) and 100%'d is still fun in 2 & 3.
You are just gonna notice how annoying the loading time bullshit are in a couple of particular levels when you try to 102% everything. They don't really kill the experience.

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>>382495856

>>382511304
The day Crash puts on a shirt.

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>>382495616
>>382496169
Coco is cute. CUTE!

>>382507337
Change your console language to Japanese.

>>382511598
There is nothing remotely 'white trash' about that picture you spastic.

>>382511304
When Crash finally fucks her

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>>382500003

>>382511871
kek

>>382511552
The first game remake is more difficult than the original, he doesn't jump as far as he used to, makes some jumps trickier than they should be. Haven't played 2 but I have played 3 so 2 and 3 should be on the money.

>>382508746
Just do the death route first so you can secure the gem before trying that floating box. Also, the box gem is locked without coming into Air Crash through the secret entrance.

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>>382511723
BandiCUTE

>>382511798
>"I literally don't know what I'm talking about."

White Southerner here. Just give up.

Also
>spastic
bonus points for throwing around random words

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>>382511703

>There are people who like ONII-CHAAAN KAWAII DESU UGUU SUGOI shit unironically
Your tastelessness ruined the anime industry.

>>382512026
Fuck.

>>382511979
Jesus, you couldn't be more of a faggy redditor if you tried.

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>>382509957
2 is the most difficult of the 3. Maybe you should skip to warped.

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>finally beat the high road on time trials
>didn't even get sapphire

It almost feels bad to see Cortex becoming more and more disillusioned with himself after every defeat. He was genuinely menacing, threatening and scary at times in the first game and he got reduced to sniveling N. Gin level second banana by the third installment.

I'm having trouble deciding whether I want to go for the rest of the gems in Crash 1 or just move on to 2. I'm afraid I won't want to go back once I start 2 since everyone says it's much better.

>>382512152
You basically NEED to use the ropes for gold or platinum, even if it's just so that you don't break forward movement by jumping onto them for a little bit rather than running on them the whole way.

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So why did the niggerfaggot mods remove my last actual on topic post for no fucking reason?

>>382512071
No, you manime fags pirating all of your shows and never supporting the studios ruined the anime industry

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>>382496169
Holy shit, Coco sounds terrible. You fucking weebs have no taste. It sounds like a generic anime girl. I haven't heard his new voice, but on the original one her voice is godtier; feminine and with attitude.

This is almost as bad as the fanart that gives Coco big boobs

>>382512270
Moeshitters are the biggest pirates by far, they have to be because they could never afford the sheer amount of garbage they consume daily.

>>382512236
Discussing eceleb shit instead of keeping it to yourself and posting more titties

>>382512071
>>382512270
>>382512335
>>>/a/

>>382512325
English Coco sounds like Jimmy Neutron if he took estrogen.

>>382511432

Cortex's voice is really boring

>>382496169
That's not cute. That's ear-shatteringly annoying.

>>382512152
see >>382511124
it's raw abuse of mechanics

>>382512131
>2
>not 1

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>>382512325
>This is almost as bad as the fanart that gives Coco big boobs
THIS, so fucking much.

Fuck all these scumbag artists who can't draw Coco properly

>>382512325
What's the difference between "generic anime girl" and generic Japanese girl? Have you ever heard Japanese children speak? Are all Japanese children anime now?

>extra life noise is just a loud ding instead of that iconic CHA-CHING

>>382511871
we can go faster

>>382512550
Do it

>>382511598
>implying white trash chicks aren't GOAT
shit taste desu

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>>382512375
I never fucking discussed E-celeb shit, I avoid e-celebs like the plague

My post was about big tittied Coco being terrible because Oppai Loli and Bimbofication are shit fetishes

Just beat Crash 1 at 102%

And one else in the .01% club for that Platinum trophy?

>>382502693
Thanks, doc

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I wanna be the little sister

Do you guys think Coco would be my girlfriend?

>>382512956
just b urself

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>>382512956
Only if you aren't creepy or weird about it.

>>382512956
Maybe if you self insert as Crash.

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>>382512956
She is for protecting not for fug

>>382509596
>I speak for all of /v/

fuck off fag

honestly i've jacked off so much to coco that i've stopped shooting loads now and instead a pathetic amount just dribbles out

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>forward/backward platforming
muh depth perception

>>382512523
Yes. You've clearly never heard them speak though.

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>>382512129
The irony is palpable

>>382513219
I can't get off to anyhing else now. It's broken help me

Just got gold or better on all the time trials in Crash 2. Now I just need to get all the gems but I can't find how to get the red gem and some of the others.

>>382513446
You need to pop test piss

Does anybody knows where is the second N. Brio emblem in the Heavy Machinery stage? I have gone 3 times through the stage already and I can only find the first and the third.

>>382513018
>>382513040
>>382513052
I want to be with her.

>>382513114
But with a Coco girlfriend you can do both!

>>382513332
Inside of course. Me and Coco are going to have beautiful children!

>>382495856
fuck off

>>382512680
I didn't say that it wasn't attractive. I just said that it was white trash.

Get out of my face.
Quick reminder that Daisy Dukes are "stylish"

>>382513469
Secret paths

>>382512026
>Crash showing midriff
>Coco and Tawna aren't
who would do this

>>382513641
with the amount of time she spends on the internets you bet she does

>>382513619

How can I tell where a secret path is? It's probably the ice wall.

WOAH

>>382504391
>Wanting to fuck a womanlet
The animals in Sonic are like 3 feet tall.

>>382513713
Look them up
http://crashbandicoot.wikia.com/wiki/Secret_Warp_Room
You can't really tell

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>>382513641
In the ending credits in CTR she makes a dating website. So yeah she does.

>>382513219
>>382513446
I thought depression had killed my libido for good, but all the Coco porn recently has reawoken it.

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>Fall from high place
>Crash lands flat on his face
>Coco lands flat on her ass
Coco's seems oddly worse

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WHERES STORMY ASCENT

>>382513948
>bruised face and sore ribs
or
>shattered tailbone that will never fully heal

>>382514043
It's most likley in that weird trophy listing for crash 1

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>>382513641
>>382513692

>>382514043
Soon lad, they are also adding another level which is Waterfall i think

>>382514005
frbr

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Do NOT bully the pants-less wonder!

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>>382511664

Just died walking onto a death route platform lads

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>>382496169
DEBEREPTO BAI BAICARIASS BIJONZEH

>>382514227
Why is she taking a picture of him groping his crotch?

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>>382514382

WOAH

Someone tell the ASSCASTLE guy to make some Coco art

>>382496169
Honestly too high pitched.

>>382514005
that would kill you

>>382514327
GRRRAAASSHH BAHNDEECUH

>>382514382
Every man has to scratch his balls. He even more so because fleas. She just got photobombed.

>>382496169
I am now a japanese Crash Bandicoot player, I need my cute japanese Coco

>>382514227
Do you think she'd be embarrassed after uploading that only to find comments pointing out Crash scratching his crotch?

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>>382514627

Make use of that wonderful imagination, anon.

>>382514627
>he doesn't use the X addon
you poor bastard

>>382514704
It's already happening.

>>382496169
NOW YOU FUCKED UP

NOW YOU FUCKED UP

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FINALLY BEAT COLD HARD CRASH.

Fuck those nitros, I feel like they're closer together than ever.

>>382514704
>Do you think she'd be embarrassed after uploading that only to find comments pointing out Crash scratching his crotch?
She is sending them to N. Gin solely m8.

Crash is fucking adorable.

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>>382514704
>Implying she isn't browsing /v/ right now

>>382514043
Coming Soon™

>death routes cost lives

Fuck my life

>>382514789
Took about 20 lives but I beat it.

>crash making me feel like a pathetic casual
Modern games have ruined me.

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>>382495856

Typing this with my steam controller, ignore me

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>>382513520
pls?

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>Coco became a replacement for Tawna because Jappos didn't like uber-sexualized character because some reason

was this a good thing or bad

>>382515175
HNNNNNNGGGG

I love how fast and hype Crash threads are

It's literally almost a general thread at this point