Crash

Those that are playing this for the first time, without experience with the PS1 games or very minimal experience with them, how are you feeling about this game? I'm curious.

Do you guys want Vicarious Visions to make new Crash games? I think they did a pretty good job on this game, but then they are just remaking already created games, they might not do as well making stuff from scratch.

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>tfw no PS4 but still enjoy Crash threads
I grew up with this series, nice to see it getting some attention again.

The bosses are too easy.

>>382474843
Well, to be frank, many of their old Crash titles were just rehashes but they had a sense of style. Did a good job of translating the Crash formula to the GBA, and Nitro Kart was passable though I wish they had more time to refine the controls.

I've never played crash before, should I buy this? Coco's kinda cute.

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>>382474358
>Sunset Vista
>The Lost City
>Slippery Climb
Lord have mercy

>>382474843
I want CTR and Crash Bash made by Vicarious Visions first, maybe as dlc then a new game would be great.

I was stuck on high road for at least 2 hours. At this point I stopped giving a fuck about the gems and just fought to beat the game.

>>382474843
I'd rather they do this than remake spyro honestly. But CTR first

>The Lost City takes me over ten attempts to get the gem
>Generator Room only took me 2
I don't understand.

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did i do well /v/

I was trying to get 1st place in leaderboards but my hands got numb and i gave up

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>>382475218
They remade CTR over a decade ago. Where have you been?

This game is too hard to be enjoyable. Beating your head against the same thing, over and over again, just isn’t fun. There is a frustration factor that can come into play.

Besides, what’s with difficulty elitism anyways? You want to get your rocks off on ‘how hard the games you play are’, I mean, that’s great for you, but no one’s gonna look at you like you’re an Adonis just because you play hard games.

>>382474602
>implying any such person bought the game

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I've been trying to platinum relic Native Fortress for 3 hours now. I've only reached the end twice. I have to shave 7 seconds off my goal

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ALRIGHT ALRIGHT I'LL ADMIT IT, IT'S BROKE ME, SLIPPER CLIMB GEM HAS BROKE ME I'M A BAD PERSON AAAAA I'M SO SORRRYYYYYY MOTHER I'M SO SORRRRRRRRRRRRRRY I'VE DONE WRONG, I'VE FUCKING DONE WRONG I ONCE WANKED TO A PICTURE OF A NUN, I DID SHIT IN AUNTIE BEVS GARDEN THAT ONE TIME IN SUMMER, IT WAS ME, I FUCKING DID IT, ALRIGHT? I FUCKING DID IT. GOD, JUST GIVE ME IT, PLEASE, LET ME MOVE ON MY WITH MY LIFE, GIVE ME THE GEM, I'LL NEVER DO WRONG AGAIN, I'LL PAY MY TAXES, I'LL GO TO CHURCH, WHATEVER, I WILL PLEDGE MY LIFE TO YOUR FUCKING BEING IF YOU JUST GIVE ME THIS, I'M SO SORRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I'VE NEVER WANTED THE PAINT O STOP MORE, I'VE NEVQHASJFSAGFASF JUST MAKE IT GO AWAY JUST FUCK IT, I CAN'T STOP, I'VE BEEN DOING THIS ALL DAY, I CAN'T, ALL DAY I MEAN ALL DAY, THATS IT, I'M JUST SITRTING HERE, PLAYING A FUCKING VIDEO GAME ABOUT THIS ORANGE MARSUPULA CUNT WHO JUST SMILES AND IS RETARDED, MAYBE I'M THE RETARD, MNAYBE ITS FUCKING ME, YOU KNOW? MAYBE I'M A FUCKING BAD PERSON, I-- I AM, I AM ABAD FUCKING PERSON, I'M SO SORRY

just let me get this shit of my chest /v/

>>382475575
I did

>>382475398
So? Games like RE4 and Skyrim have been remastered to death and they're much younger than CTR.

CTR and Bash on ps4 with the graphics of the n sane trilogy would be fantastic.

>>382474852
>We're
>twitch
>dsp
Holy shit fuck off

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I'm having fun.

Did they change the gliding on ice? It feels unresponsive

>>382475806
Yes.

>>382475301
damn son
great moves keep it up

>>382475301
Nice job, anon.

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>>382475806
DON'T HURT THE BEAR

>>382475806
the secret red gem path was a bitch, caught me by surprise.

>>382475673
>infowars guy
>>>/pol/

>>382474358
Seing all that blur makes me sad.

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ALL RIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS
WHICH ONE OF YOU MADE COCO CRY?

>>382474602
Pretty boring desu. Played for half an hour, and lost interest.

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> slippery climb

>>382475806
>Did they change the gliding on ice? It feels unresponsive

It always felt unresponsive. You had to use the slide to get anywhere.

>>382476329
She's such a cutie.

>>382475301
i haven't played the remakes yet. did they add the bonus abilities from 3 to 2? it looks like it or my bad eyes are playing tricks on me.

>>382476329
Someone try to kill a boss with her phone.

>>382476305
This, I might just go and play Mario

>>382475301
That was so satisfying to watch. Can't wait to try the crash 2 trials.
Just 8 left for crash 1.

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Anybody else actually kinda enjoying the difficulty of this shit? As enraged as its making me I'm actually having a lot of fun

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>suddenly reach "Road to Nowhere"
>those tight/single placed platforms of death
>die repeatedly at the beginning

PLEASE STOP GAME I ONLY WANT TO GET ACROSS. I GET FURTHER EVERY DEATH BUT IT DOESNT END

>get all 3 tawna tokens
>jump to the tawna bonus game
>miss it by a fraction
>die

AAAAAAAHHHHHHH

>>382476329
>On the phone with Chad Bandicoot while you jerk off in your chair

>>382476305
I imagine most people who are going in without nostalgia would find it very boring.

Just know the relic time trials are quite challenging but not frustratingly hard for the most part and fun.

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>>382475673
I like you

>>382476297
sauce right fucking now

>>382475301
>120:07
>07

Fucking garbage, redo it.

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>>382476305
That's how i feel when i play Sonic game, childhood games just have that something in them, for me Crash is like comfort food of games

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>time relics in native fortress
I'm tired, lads..

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>>382476593
>Chad Bandicoot
>not N. Gin

>>382476570
crash 1 was always the game i played every once and a while that put me in my place and makes me realize i am still a faggy casual.

>>382476468
well, sort of. you get the speed shoes powerup when you beat cortex, but that's the only one you get.

>>382474358
Did they patch neutral slidespin and the high jump glitch in crash 2?

>>382474602
I'm having fun. The games are pretty simple but they have a charm to them. Crash 1 being kinda hard was a breath of fresh air to me,considering the fact that most 3D platformers I find easy. Looking forward to what 2 and 3 play like.

>>382474602
Enjoying it but fuck the soap edges and non-displaying shadows when you're at a certain height. I'm trying to 100% Crash 1 before moving on to the other games, though I'm starting to think that might not be such a good idea.

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>>382476762
Took me almost 2hrs to get the gold relic. Not even gonna attempt platinum

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>>382476305
>>382476739
Sonic fan myself, and new to Crash. They both scratch that itch of 'do better, find secrets' really well with just the right pinch of difficulty. Donkey Kong Country fits in that niche too.

Sad I missed out on Crash's heyday honestly.

I'm making my way through crash 1 and I'm really enjoying it so far, but they need to release a patch to tweak the jumping/turtle bounce mechanics. The high road is brutal and even when you finally manage to jump across the gaps you barely make it. I wasted over 30 lives and it's the hardest level in the game when it shouldn't be

>>382474852
To be fair the 2nd and 3rd game is much more fun than the first.

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The running stages with the boar / polar bear / tiger were always my favorite

So comfy

>>382476305
did you lose interest because you're failing hard baby boy?

>>382477084
Actually Crash does feel similar to Donkey Kong country than Sonic. But you are right it does bring that no nonsense oldschool fun.

>>382476468
They added Crash 3's running shoes in Crash 2 after you beat Cortex. Nothing else though.

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>>382476202
>infowars guy

>>382477091
Do not feel bad Crash 1 was really not made that well but Crash 2 and 3 feel much greater in retrospect.

>>382474852

>just got game over on crash 3

HOLY FUCK

This guy fucking sucks

>>382474358
This image really sums up how the remakes have sucked all the charm out of the games. The original version of this picture was hilarious, this is just nothing.

Is there an ingame online leaderboard for time trials?

>>382477089
FULL PIC SAUCE

>>382474602
First time playing it and I love the platforming but HATE the escape levels like in the OP picture. Who thought that was a good idea? You cant see shit with that camera being on your front like that. Levels become trial and error of the worst kind.

>>382476992
>Looking forward to what 2 and 3 play like.
you're gonna be disappointed if you enjoy the difficulty of the 1st one, at least that's how i feel, they're still fun but i wish they were more like the first

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>>382477070
Impressive, gonna go for gold too, wish me luck.

>>382477392
It's not very good. Sorry.

>>382477364
Because it's not similar in the slightest.
The stage is wrong, Crash's position is wrong, timing is wrong.

Can't you walk on the ropes?

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>>382477089
sauce for the love of god

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>>382477089
PLEASE. this has been posted in the past 3 threads today and nobody is giving the sauce.

>>382477428
It does feel like that but the funny part is you need to pace yourself.

>>382475301
Why did you waste so much time to get that extra mask @0:55?

>>382477513
yes it is better than most coco pics, that's for sure

>>382477513
Why you fucking lyin, nigga?

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Nintenbros are going in this thread and shitting on Crash because now that it's out and if it sell well and spawn sequels or we get Spyro down the line they will have finally serious competition again

>>382477473
I pray that you get a quick and easy run. Nobody else deserves to suffer as much as I did.

>>382474358
first time playing crash, on native fortress, i can't get past this one part where you have to jump across 3 of the flaming pot things, i don't get what to do here.

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>eight years ago I was a crash nut and read crash mania multiple times a week
>in current times I don't even have a ps4 so I can't play this

>>382477627
I don't like it.

>>382477580
e621, you amateur furfag.

>>382477452
Agreed it's not harder after that but I will say the challenges are more interesting though because they do change the formula here and there.

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>>382476297
Fight me

>>382477084
Same.
>Played 3&K before playing the N. Sane Trilogy
Feels weird man

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>>382477743
The wall above the 2nd pot doesn't have a spike on it. Land on there and you can wait for the flames to reset.

>>382477751

don't worry senpai, Activision can't resist the money they'd get from Xbox and Steam.

>>382477067
>not aiming for a platinum trophy instead

>>382477452
crash 2 is still a bitch at times, especially with the ice physics.

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>>382477392
>>382477575
>>382477580
http://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2408238

>>382477751
I know that feel. Most Crash fans outgrow Playstation consoles long ago.
And you can tell the actual PS userbase are not long time Crash fan by how they cry at the difficulty of the games.

>>382477774
I got nothing

The sunset Vista time trial is pissing me off. Whats the timing to spin through all the bats?

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>>382477996

>>382477858
Me too actually, did a Sonic 3 Complete run last weekend. Feels good honestly.

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>>382477716
>You will never gently gnaw on Coco's perfect bosom and ass

>>382477945
I don't remember CB2 having such a strong ice slide mechanic. You literally can't go against the ice slide in this one.

>>382477902
Or, you can be a stupid like me and time your jump just as the first flame was about to go out.

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>>382477996
Thanks

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>>382477716

Jesus Christ the platinum Relic from The Lab is absolutely impossible, who the fuck thought this was okay.

It's literaly the only non-plat relic I have in Crash 1, I just want to hang myself.

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Is it just me or is Coco way harder to control? I just spent the last hour getting spitroasted on Native Fortress, then I switched to Crash and beat it my first try.

>>382475398
Nitro Kart is so sluggish and heavy compared to CTR.

>>382477084
>sad I missed out on crash's heyday honestly

Anyone younger than 23 or so missed out on his heyday.

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>>382478009
>>382477751
>>382477904

This shit IS coming to PC and Xbox right? RIGHT?!!?!?!

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>>382478604
I'm 25, just grew up with a Genesis and 64.

I pre-ordered this game it's coming tomorrow Im so hyped can't to get migraine trying to collect all the gems n shit

>>382478443
She has the same hitbox as Crash even though she's smaller. You did better because you were receiving proper visual info.

>>382478443
probably because of coco's model, it's a bit heavy on the eyes specially when doing 2d platforming.

It just feels like a terrible port

>>382476593
>>382476809
Pinstripe is the alpha/bull

>>382478629
>"haha ps4 has NOGAME"
>"wait wait please come out on my system!!"

Why

>>382478629
isn't it pushed as something like "on PS4 first" or something?

>>382477607
actually no idea, my muscle memory was used to me not being hurt by the penguing over that other gap, so i'd usually get a 3rd mask there, but i just forgot that i didn't really need it

>>382478854
It's not a port, are you stupid?

Crash 1 seems to be the only topic of discussion in these threads, after beating cortex and moving on to crash 2 I feel like I've left the party.

>>382479034

I never said it was

I said it felt like one you tool

>>382477716
what are you saying bruh I'm happy you guys finally have another game after bloodborne and persona 5

>>382478826
>>382478852
It seems like she doesn't jump as far though. I was having trouble making big gaps unless I jumped at the very last second, whereas with Crash I pretty much always had room to spare.

>>382478979

i never say that shit. /v/ isn't one person, anon. You know this, I know you do.

>>382478994

Honestly I'm not sure. There is not really any real reason it can't be. It's an Activision/VV game and has nothing to do with Sony unless they bribed them or something.

>>382477743
>i don't get what to do here
Because the visual design of the remakes is absolute shit and doesn't communicate what you should do properly, unlike the original games.

>>382479072
It seems like most of us are trying to get all of the gems/relics still.

>>382479007
It was really optimal other than that. Good job anon.

>>382479072
Most people are still on crash 1
only 9 fucking percent of players beat ripper roo in 2

>>382479072
>Crash 1 seems to be the only topic of discussion in these threads
because it's the only one worth discussing

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>trying to get the green gem in Lost City but the power keeps going out because of a thunderstorm

>>382479117
You can jump later than you think you do. It's literally like looney tunes physics, you have a couple feet of "air time" before you need to jump.

Don't know if that's a bug or not, but Native Fortress would be impossible without it.

>>382478959
Not really. Cortex's mental conditioning turned him into a two-dimensional walking mafia stereotype, he's too slippery to be true alpha

still gets to pump tawna every night, tho

>>382479313
I would wait until it goes away
Not because your ps4 could fry but because you could have 100% the level but right before you hit the end it goes out

>>382476329
That's fucking funny

>>382479072
Well lots of people can't beat native fortress and high road lol[/spooliero]
And the rest are getting gems/relics.

>>382479268

>people like 2 and 3 more, so im gonna be a contrarian and say 1 is the only one worth discussing

Really activates my almonds

>>382477743
don't press x you waste time and get burnt

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>>382479313
Wait until you get to Slippery Climb.

>>382477716
>tfw modem is broken, slow and instable connection
>image stops loading righter after the armpits

>>382479072
I'm switching between Crash 1 and Crash 3. I want to finish 3 first because it's the easiest.

>>382479072
still at crash 1. will not move unless i plat all the relics/plat trophy and im halfway there.

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Were these any good?

>>382479427
it's just that there's not as much to say about them, you just get through them and that's it. we would have something to talk about if we didn't know the secrets, but we do know about them

>>382478637
What's this overrated faggot's obsession with this particular riding animation?

>>382479590
probably like 10% of the minigames were average, but overall it's trash

>>382479590
Terrible

They dont feel like the Crash i remember

>>382479491
Might as well play all 3. After beating Crash 1 steamrolling all the others will just be a letdown.

>>382479617

ah true that bro

Still trying to achieve 40 seconds on Hog Wild, currently at 42:40, found a way to speed the Hog Up, but problem is that the last pig to jump over is out of sync from the increased speed, and is impossible to jump over

>>382479886
of the non-ND Crash I've only played this and Twinsanity, yeah it feels different but sure as hell a lot closer than Twinsanity.

How many hours per game are we talking?

They're not some butchered 3 hour versions are they?

>>382476329

So she was using a Galaxy Note? Nice.

>Tawna's "Oh!" when Crash jumps on the bird

>>382479590
No, they are terrible

>>382480002
>have top spot having 41:xx seconds for weeks
>mfw people getting 40 secs already

>>382480104
Why are you retarded?

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>finally got the Red gem from Slippery Climb

The controls feel nothing like how they were in the originals, so it's like learning all over again.

is the fasted movement in crash 2 still the neutral slide spin?

>>382480254

Whats the issue with what i asked?

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>>382478637
>reskin of an already okay animation

Slippery Climb and Road to Nowhere remixes are trash. All the rest of the music is OK. Nowhere near as good as the original tracks.

Should have just used the uncompressed versions Mancell has.

>>382480296
Good job anon. I'm still trying.; ;

>>382479590
Yeah, but why play them

>>382480338
That was never the fastest movement option, but ok

>>382480432
I love you.

best Soundtrack ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2F9ATNVjzDU

This thread brings a tear to my eye. Who knew people on /v/ could actually talk about game (s) again.

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>>382480432
>New Crash is literally driving People N.Sane
>>382480614
but thats not WARPED cortex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzGAgov2uMU

>>382480432
>>382476202

>>382479094
Word your shit better next time. "It feels like a terrible port" implies it is a poor port.

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I managed to snag the red gem on Slippery Climb on my second attempt. Am I a God?

>>382480865

Saying it feels like a port, means it feels like a port

not that it is a port

You fucking autist

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Cortex's big-ass teeth were such a major part of his character design. He doesn't look remotely the same without them.

>>382480232
How'd you get it down to 41:xx? I just got to 42:20

>>382480674
Shut up you utter faggot

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>can't do fuckall normally, die all the time and have to continue like a motherfucker, cortex levels are s grade above my primest meats
>drunk as shit, double vision
>manage to achieve 4 colored gems and 99 lives in a fraction of my total play time
>mfw

>>382480909
Nah, most of the animations are somehow less energetic and fluid 20 years later.

dsp hated this game.

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>Coco

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>>382480881
You are the Dark Souls of Crash playerbase

>>382480909
>Is it me or are the death animations not as good?
You act like this is somehow unexpected. The remakes are made by a shovelware developer, the originals were made by fucking Naughty Dog. Anyone with a brain knows which one will be better, even with the technology difference.

>>382481235
She's cute but damn I hate her voice. If I had never seen Jimmy Neutron it might have been serviceable.

>>382481072
42:16 now

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I did it /v/, my thumb fucking hurts but i did it.

Both bridge levels gold relic.

fuck high road so goddamn much with its retarded turtle hitboxes and slippery ropes

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>>382480712
get out

>>382481406
42:00

>>382479590
Never played the Spyro one but the Crash one is awful. Even compared to the other GBA games because most of the gameplay was gimmick minigames

>>382474602
It's great as something to play when I just have an hour or two of free time. The perspective is a little hard to get used to and Crash's hitbox is too big, but other than that, pretty solid for $40.

>>382474843
why not let them try.

they seemingly have passion

>>382481072
Spam jump while trying to stay at the middle, do so some tricky lane shifting when the camera angle change and pray that the last roasted pig will let you pass. As for people getting 40s, idunno how they do it.

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>just played Road to Nowhere for the first time

>>382480881
I just got it on my second attempt as Crash.

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>>382481058
KU
YA
SHII

>>382481432
the slippery slopes are easy as shit, but those turtles can go to hell. Half the time I jump on them, I fuck up the higher jump.

I only did the first bridge level with a gold relic and I haven't even played the second bridge level. i-is it that bad?

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heheheheheheheheehehheeheh


heheheheheheeehe

guess which ;) guy just ;) failed at the red gem on slippery climb??? this guy !!!!

This guys!!!!
pic has never been more related in my entire run of 4chan

>>382481774
So stay in the middle? I was trying to stick with the sides to try and speed the camera up by forcing a tighter turn.

I got speedy enough to pass 2 of the Blocker guys on the left side when you aren't supposed to be able to

>>382474843
At this point I trust VV more than modern ND. They at least have experience wheres ND has totally become a different studio. Basically if people who just made a remaster can't make a good modern Crash game, then nobody can and I'll lay the series to rest.

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>>382481841
Enjoy those 20-40 lives you may have amassed. You don't understand pain yet, it's not even in the same level as you.

>>382482028
ITS HORRIBLE

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>Got all the gems in 1
>Get to move on to 2 guilt free
I will come back for time trials, but the counter says 100% and thats enough to curb my autism. Never played Crash but now I wish I did. I even had a ps1 when I was a wee boy but I only played harvest moon on it.

Has anyone else been having trouble with depth perception during jumps? I swear I slide off the edge of platforms constantly and miss judge where ill think I will land regardless of where the shadow is. Road to nowhere had me killed so much every crate was a checkpoint or life, I must have game overd at least 25 times so out of paranoia i booted up the dust station and played my old save file and did road to nowhere on my 2nd try.

>>382482343
Depends on the level. One place I had issues was N. Brio's boss fight. The flashing lightning and odd lighting kept throwing me off and I kept jumping wrong.

>>382482343
oddly enough, the 2D sessions are where I have trouble with jumps, but the 3D jumps are just fine, unless it's the bridge levels. to each their own, I guess

>>382479072
i already beat all games.

though i dont care for time trials or gems

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>>382476762
THE HITBOX ON THOSE FIRE SHITS IS FUCKING CANCEROUS, HOLY FUCK. I'M GONNA SNAP MY CONTROLLER IN TWO FUCK SAKE

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40 bucks is a bit much right now. I'm waiting till it's down to about 20. Sucks being poor.

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>accidentally kill the enemy you need to bounce on in lost city for the green gem
I'll come back and 100% crash 1 after I do 2 and 3

So putting aside the terrible unity engine graphics.

Does the movement/physics feel the same as the originals?

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What do you think are some of the hardest parts of the whole trilogy? I think Crash 2 has the hardest bonus parts but Crash 1 is overall the hardest game.

>>382482705
No, as many people in this thread have already said.

>>382482790
Crash 1 was already the hardest, but the time trials turn it into some turbo hard shit.
Holy fuck

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I remember 100% Crash 2 and 3 with relative ease as a kid. I don't think I had Crash 1. I remember borrowing it from a friend but was frustrated with the save system (??) (whatever that meant, at the time).
My question to you all, really is: is the game that different to how it used to be (in terms of controls, input response etc.), or have I gotten worse at games? Has my reaction time slowed? Have I been dumbed down through easier games and lost that determined edge that I apparently had as a kid? This game is an existential experience man.

>>382482030
Your tweets made me attempt the red gem. First attempt I made it to the scientist guy, 2nd to the first checkpoint, 3rd again, 4th,5th 6th cant even make it to the birds.
Alright I think I'm done

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>>382482636
>accidentally kill the last enemy you need to kill to get the green gem
>try again
>make the same mistake again
I have no patience in games nowadays, and I will never know how I stuck through that level to get the green gem

also, you gotta 100% it now. after 2 and 3, you'll become to used to those games' controls and abilities that 1 will feel too stiff and boring to 100%

>>382482845

Fuckin dropped then

>>382482909
fucking twitter, I meant posts

>>382482030
fuck you altright

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>>382482636
>pause
>touchpad
>L O A D I N G
>L O A D I N G
>XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
>Enter level
>L O A D I N G
>L O A D I N G

>>382482031
Well. that was my mindset when i did it, also try to get the timer with the boar's ass instead of it's head. Every centisecond counts.

Am i only one who thinks Crash 3 feels kinda off?
dont know why but it feels like colors are so different,also textures
while 1-2 feels pretty good and recevied more move.
yeah bike levels looks and plays good most levels looks terrible . Medievil ones,lava levels,coco tiger levels

colors are too different and textures are kinda weird.

i finished all gams not sure if i will continue for time trials and shit.

i hope they remaster and add new characters for CTR too i liked that better then platform games

High Road is kicking my ass, holy shit. I was not lied to.

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waitWAITWAITWAIT WAIT WAIT GUYS IU MADE IT TO THE BONUS STAGE ON SLIPPER CLIMB, THE NJIN WHATEVER THE FUCKING GUY IS, IF I DIE ON THE BONUS LEVEL, DOES THAT LOSE THE GEM ?GUYS, HOLY FUCK IF I DIE ON THE BONUS LEVEL ITS OKAY RIGHT, I

GUYS

GUYS

my asshole has never been tighter, please tell me you can fail the bonus level, it doesn't matter, I know I'm going to fuck up the run after oh fucking please god help me end this nightmaAMRE

All I want is 1 (ONE) good Crash x Coco pic

Please God

>>382482030

Soon as I'm done eating I'm about to attempt it as I have all the other colored gems now. Fun times.

>>382480692
>>382480614
i can't enjoy them as much as the originals but the cortex guitar riff will never make me not hard.

>>382483213
You can fail boners level 10000000 times ur gud

>>382483213
I failed the bonus level several times when getting the green gem. You're safe, bruh

>>382483213
based black man kill whitey

>>382475301
haven't played the game so i dont know the mechanics but with that said this looks unoptimized af

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>>382482636
>>382482910

>tfw I got the green gem using the analog stick

I don't recommend it.

I only played Warped growing up, crash 1 is fucking hell let me tell ya

>>382482636
>>382482910

I know that pain all too well. Also

>Second last part with the lizard and the 3 push blocks
>Spin on reflex
>get pushed off the ledge

>>382483124
It seems because of the frame perfect jumps its pushing me too far ahead, and that last boar is not low enough to jump over.

Also, is the trick with getting hit and thrown into the portal real?

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HOLY FUCK THOSE REMASTERED CORTEX THEMES

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>>382474602
What degenerate never played a Crash game ? Talk about poor taste.

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>tfw would post Crash Retold for the sake of N. Sane Trilogy but that requires saving all the comics and censoring half of it because the author likes to have the female characters topless half the time

Wish I saved all the images the OP from way back used.

>>382483583

This, but thankfully I got around to casually going through 1 & 2 about a year or two ago so lucky me I had a taste of what I was in for. The revamped save system makes me want to go for the gems this time and I never figured out 2's gem bullshit so we'll see how that all goes.

>>382474358
Someone needs to do a different take on OP's pic if possible, Crash is a bit too blurry.

>Making the earlier stage gems impossible until you beat the much later stages and accessing the color gems. In Crash 1

This is fucking bullshit and you all know it.

>>382483839
woah

>>382483839
reported ;)

>>382483850
can anyone add obj_motherfucker to ?

there is no good paint like on linux sorry

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>>382483839
Vaganías don't look like that

How do I break no boxes for the gem in Turtle Woods? There's a point two thirds of the way through with a wall of boxes. I've tried slide-jumping et al, but always pop a box.

>>382484007
It's not a vagina, it's a bandersnatch

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>>382483850
>if there was a remake of CTR, they could add in Oxide

>>382476329
>Sponsored by Samsung's new Galaxy Note 7

You disappointing me, /v/, i thought you would be all over this.
>https://youtu.be/bIXa0zTdQoQ

>>382484050
isn't there a box you can jump on and it won't break immediately?

>>382484050
one of those boxes is a multi crate

>>382484092
Vaganía, I said. Totally different.

>>382483739
Hug the left wall and you'll make it over that one pig. And yes unless they patched it before release there were several bad streamers who got hit by the last shield guy and landed on the portal to end the level.

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Did someone do this with the new Crash or Coco model?

>>382484121
Sayonara, anon-kun.

Is this the thread where we all pretend to think crash is even half as good as Mario

>>382474358

That blur is fucking disgusting

>>382483850
>dat smurk faces on cortex
>fake crash
>that eyebrows at n.brio

kek

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>>382477996
GLORP?

>>382484269
Crash 2 and 3 are better than 99% of Mario games.

Open world platformers are trash.

>>382474602
Better than 99% of platformers today

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>>382484121
>>382483839
>posting uncensored
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ANON
WHAT ARE YOU DOOOOOOOOOING

>>382484181
Alright I'll try that, hugging the left wall thank you.

I dont recall seeing a patch download, so ill give that a few more tries, but so far I seem to fall just short of the exit

>>382474843
No, I want Spyro Trilogy remastered.

>All this coco posting
Aw hell yeah, keep it up based anon!
And get yourself banned faggot

>>382484434
spyro is trash. all collecthaons are trash.

tight ,crafted games are best.

though i want ctr at first

>>382483850
No love for Komodo Moe?

>>382484397
>>382484181
41:97!

>>382484096
>when you wasted hours doing shit hoping it would unlock him back then
i deserve him after all these years

>>382475806
Yes and no, you still carry momentum like you used to but you also don't go sanic speed after sliding

>german voices aren't the same from the original
>no Coco panties

Why bother?

>>382484426
i want to booty blast coco

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>>382482125
>Go into High Road with 43 lives
>Walk out with 2
>This isn't counting the numerous 4 lives the Game Over screen gives you

>>382475301
> Missing the boxes

You're doing it wrong.

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i fucked it

I FUCKED IT

I MEAN I REALLY FUCKED IT, I REALLY-- HOW DID I FUCK IT UP, I WENT TO FAST OUT THE BONUS ROOM ANDJUMPED, I JSUT JUMPED? I DIDNT, WHY DIDNT I SLOW DOWN I COU-- OHHHHH

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

OHH GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS HATE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT, HOW

HOW DID I FUCK IT UP? HOW DID I--- IT WAS RIGHT THERE, I JUST GOT-- PLEASE, PLEASE, MAKE IT STOP, JUST GO HOME? EVERYBODY, WE CAN JUST GO HOME, WE-- FUCKIT, LEAVE IT, EVERYBODY GO HOME? COCO, CRASH, JUST GO LIVE IN THE JUNGLE, EAT WUMPA FRUIT ALL DAY, IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER, NONE OF THIS MATTERS, NONE OF IT, YOU DON'T NEED TO EVEN BE THERE

LET CORTEX WIN, JUST LET HIM FUCKING WIN, FUCK IT, WHO CARES? THEY WON'T CARE JUST LIVE ON TH EOTHER ISLAND I GENIUNELY DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THIS, MAYBE I'M JUST NOT GOOD ENOUGH? MAYBE I''M JUST NOT GOOD ENOUGH? I JUST CAN'T DO THESE THINGS, I JUST CAN'T, NEMOS DAD WAS RIGHT, I ACTUALLY JUST CAN'T DO THESE THINGS, I'VE TIRED AND TRIED AND I JUST KEEP FUCKING FAILING YOU KNOW I JUST KEEP FAILING

gET CRASH HD, IT'LL BE FUN, IT'S LIKE TH EGOOD OL DAYS, THE GOOD OL DAYS WE'LL HAV EFUN, WE'LL HAVE LOTS AND LOTS OF FUN LOTS OF FUN HAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE MASCOT GAMING I LOVE MASCOT GAMING I ONLY GOT THIS PIECE OF SHIT FOR SPYRO AND IF I DON'T GET IT OH GOD IF I DON'T GET A SPYRO REMAKE I WILL BUY A SPYRO COSTUME AND HANG MYSELF FROM A CHURCH WITH A SIGN AROUND MY NECK 'ACTIVISION DID THIS' THIS IS WHAT I'M DOING IT FOR, I'M SUFFERING FOR YOU SPYRO, MY FUCKING SACRIFICE IS FOR YOU, OH GOD OH JUST PLEASE LET ME HAVE THIS

i think I give up /v/

i'm just going to move onto crash 2, please tell me its easier

>>382476305
I feel this way about Mario games, it's interesting how affected you are by what you grew up with

>>382484529
his bro is there no need for literally same looking character.

OBJ_Motherfucker deserve spot though, i would argue

>>382484556
41:83

so how are your experiences with fumbling in the dark?
is it still as hard as the original?

>>382484727
FUCK WHITE PEOPLE AND FUCK WHITE MALES THEY SHOULD BE EXTIRPATED

>>382482874
Crash 1 was only "hard" because the camera angles stopped any sort of depth perception. That's why you fuck up on High Road. If the camera was at a slighty higher angle, it'll be piss easy.

It was all fixed in Crash 2 because the levels weren't horseshit to begin with

>>382484820
41:76 fuck

>>382484434
Being the "Remake" devs wouldn't be bad either.
This is one of the best remakes yet and it seems that it's not that easy to do a good job.

the depth perception in crash one is fucked, and they made his shadow too subtle it's hard to see sometimes
the sideways on stuff is gg ez but the forward moving stuff is a pain in some of the levels

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>>382476158
these fucking ice spikes puncturing your fucking head

>>382484953
41:43, idk if i can do any better

>>382480104
Maybe 3 hours for reaching final boss, and some gems, in each level.

I've played through the third game over the weekend, about 10 hours for 97%/105%, I am going for platinum relics though so I have spent more time than you would need to get 105% if you just went for gold relics.

Why the fuck do you unlock dash in Crash 2 but not Crash 1? Did they just feel like making the levels in 1 that much more fucking hellish? THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY GOT THE PLAT FOR 1

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>>382482583
>3 games
>40 bucks
>too expensive
KYS

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>>382485169
>>382484953
>>382484820

That's Numberwang!

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>N. Gin, Cortex and Dingodile are missing dialogues
>Bouncing is fucked to the point where Crash 1 is almost unplayable
>Ledges don't exist
>Crouching 3rd mask form doesn't make you go fast
>Bouncing off a mask stops you in the middle of the air for the 3rd form animation, making you fall to your death
>Secret warp room in Crash 2 is missing the islands
>Jetski levels are fucking terrible

How can people defend this?

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I just finished CTR today.

Man N. Oxide is such a faggot.

>>382485378
M8 I don't think people are going to get that reference during America hours.

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>>382476762
>>382482573
I FINALLY FUCKING DID IT OH MY GOOOOD, YESSSS. I WAS GOING ON A NOFAP AND I WAS GOING STRONG FOR A MONTH BUT I'M GONNA JACK MY MEAT TO THE MOST FUCKED UP THING I CAN FIND. FUCK VIDEOGAMES

>>382485430
Haven't played it, but if that's all it's missing it sounds pretty great.

> Playing Crash 2
> Snow Biz bonous level
> Get blow up by a Nitro I landed no where near on

How do you fuck up hitboxes on a box? There was literally a dead zone half way on the bouncy metal box next to it. Who fucking play tested this shit?

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>>382483223
>All this hate on Crash in other threads
Just why

>>382482951
That anon is wrong. Do they feel the same? Well 2 and 3 certainly do. 1 is a completely different story though.

Lost about 20 lives and half an hour to high road, and I got the gem, first time playing through it ever. Hardest part was the bonus stage. I think people greatly underestimate the effectiveness of taking a minute or two break when you're mistiming shit to get up and go get a drink or do something.

>>382474602
Only game I had was Crash Bandicoot Warped. Crash 1 is hard as shit, 2 is a little easier because the levels are shorter.

>>382485430
dingodile isnt missing dialogue though he sounds like aussie fag

>>382485549
>Basic shit like physics
>In a platformer
>Barely anything

>>382485430
while disheartening to hear they screwed up a few things, it's nice to be able to play these games again with better graphics. I lost all my PS1 games and I don't emulate games, so this is a sweet deal. The added features the game gives us make up for the shortcomings this remake has

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>>382483850
Just do crash bacs and CTR remaster
then they got my monies

>>382485690
Crash 1 had shit physics

>>382485430
Crash 1 is 10 times more playable than it was on PSX

>>382485689
He doesn't say anything afer you beat him

>>382485692
The only good thing about this remake are the cutscenes and maybe some of the graphics, they still managed to make everything look ugly as sin and washed out

>>382484727
don't give up man I believe in you

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>>382484426

>>382485378
Yea I don't get that reference, but just got 41:36

Fuck the third rotating pig in "Hog Wild" fuck "native fortress" fuck "temple ruins" and fuck "road to nowhere" my god.

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>>382485442
>tfw did half the Oxide Time Trials before deciding getting the scrapbook ultimately wasn't a worthwhile award

>>382484820
>>382484953
>>382485169

Can one of you explain how I'm getting such wildly varying times in Hog Wild? Am I meant to be jumping more? Less?

In my nostalgia for Crash I seem to have entirely forgotten about the hellish nightmare that is the high road.

>>382485850
if you fail at hog wild maybe you should take break

its easiest level on the game

native fortress maybe i could understand

also road to nowhere is easiest if you go from rope

>>382485850
Jump from the left side, then while in air move right

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>>382485692
>I don't emulate games
Fuck off Pete

>>382475301
nice

>>382485304
Because the original game didn't have dashing.

Anyone know why I'm not receiving the key in sunset vista i pick up the key in the bonus round and when I finish the game it doesn't actually give me the key. Ive replayed the level many times now still no luck. Can anyone help me out please

>>382485926
Frame Perfect Jumps

Stormy ascent literally makes me want to jump from my high rise apartment

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Backtracking through diggin out to get all the crates

>>382485807
>ugly as sin
perhaps your opinion is not shared by me. I thought the visuals looked quite nice, except for the water. I can't even try to defend that shit

Beat the high road (gem and all), now i want to burn the game
Don't worry Crash, I still love you though!

>>382485926
you shouldnt jump if not necessary

also hit last guy before end you will fall but it will go to end anyway

If you're having trouble clearing Native Fortress, remember that you can walk off the edge of a platform for quite a bit before triggering death. Don't be afraid to jump later than you're used to.

>>382486139
>relic

my.mixtape.moe/gwqfnl.mp4

I had an absolute disaster at the Bone Yard in CB3. Ran past the clear gem the first time. Second time the dino got me just as i got it. Third time the gem took a while to appear after triggering the ! Box so it appeared after I'd fallen down the ledge. Finally got it on the fourth attempt! I'm tired but loving it

>>382486135
Compare The Lost City to the original
Or Piston It Away
They look like shit in comparison

Also all the character models

Crash 1 is such shit to play through. Then you slide spin in Crash 2 and it's better than orgasms

In Crash 1 at least (haven't tried the other two yet), 1-ups will reset when you load a game.
Aside from the obvious lives in Castle Machinery, a good idea is to get the 5/6 lives near the beginning of Lost City, exit the level, load your autosave, and repeat.
Once you can get the green gem lives in Castle Machinery the same will work there.

>>382486235
Shit, happened to me too. It's hard fighting the urge to just drop down to the warp.

I can't wait for this game to arrive in the post.

I love Crash, I remember fondly playing them when I was a child.
I look forward to finishing 1 and 2, I finished 3 because I was old enough when it came out but never finished the rest.

I keep 100 percenting the levels in Crash 3's second warp room, and the levels keep coming back wtf?

>>382486302
I find it enjoyable in a different way. It's easy on the eyes and not so saturated. considering my eye problems lately, it's nice for me

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>That one room in The Lab
Even trying to listen for the timing to open the door is a pain.

>>382484358
>99% of platformers today
I don't think there's even enough platforming games today to be 99% better than them.

>Decided to warm up with Crash 2
>Half way through it
>Unsure if I should keep at it or start Crash 1

Are there any "New-Game +" type things once you fully beat the games? (Like how the superflame worked in a new game in Spyro 2)

>>382486629
I just abandoned crash 1 forever after a thousand times at stormy ascent.

>press X to load
how many controllers have been trashed because of this