HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Never say never, Randy

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>>382466415
>Free to Play
>357 In-Game

When you can't even give something away for free it must be bad

>>382466415
I might actually download it now that it's f2p

>45 GB

>>382467105
Yeah, I think I might too -

>>382467170
Fuck, never mind. I'm not wasting that much space on this abortion

>downloaded final fantasy xiv instead of this because it somehow weight less than battlebown
seriously, 44gb for a shooter.

>>382467105
It's not worth the space.

>>382466415
>45 gigs

uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh

Still not worth the time to download. They'd have to pay me for the time wasted.

Is this game badass? I might be interested if it is.

>>382468303
No, it's ass bad.

>>382466787

It's 310 now.

>45 gigs
This is not badass at all.

Gearbox goes bankrupt and is forced to sell the Homeworld and Duke Nukem IPs to an actual studio when?

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>>382466415
>The battleborn mobile game is more of a success than the actual game

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It's too late, Randy.

Paladins has the F2P market
Overwatch has the casual market

There is no audience for BB

>Free to play

IT'S NOT F**KING FREE TO PLAY!!!

IT'S A F**KING BADASS UNLIMITED TRIAL OK!!!!

t. Literally Randy Pitchford on Twitter

So will this give you trading cards even if you don't 'buy' it?

>>382468303
No, but it's different enough of an experience if you get into a Meltdown match. Everything else is fucking garbage.

Even then, you're looking at 45 minute queue times and of course the 45GB download before then, and if you're new, the forced tutorial experience which from what I recall involves nothing but the Incursion game mode, which is the stupidest bullshit ever conceived, for at LEAST a coupe of hours.

After that, you'll probably be forced to play more Incursion because apparently that is now the "official" game mode, since the fucking idiots who play this game don't want to do anything other than walk forward down a hallway and shoot.

If you missed the game's first month or two, you missed any hope of having an enjoyable Battleborn experience. Just don't bother with it, especially in its current state.

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im too shit at MS paint to do this "properly"
someone take this and run with it

>>382468303
The game is genuinely a good game. But they fucked up so bad with the timing of the release and the marketing that it literally killed the game.

Seriously, who the fuck thought it was a good idea to launch a full priced game 2 weeks before overwatch? if it was free 2 play then sure, but you don't fucking compete with the blizzard hype machine.

>>382466612
It's a free trial. He didn't lie

/v/ did this
focking disgosting

>>382468587
it's also a piece of shit game

Games that currently have more players than Battleborn

>100% Orange Juice
>Alien Swarm RD
>Half Life 2 Deathmatch
>Quake Live
>Call of Duty Ghost MP
>Worms Revolution
>Magicka

>>382466415
we get it you fucking losers

shitposting about a guy 24/7 is not a good coping mechanism for your own misery

>>382468738
the game is horrendous trash, the time window when they released it has nothing to do with why the game failed

>>382468704
>So will this give you trading cards even if you don't 'buy' it?
on F2P games you don't get natural drops, but you get them instead for buying ingame items

that's why some people have a fucktonne of cards for certain games

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>>382468863
dont you have another wiiu to go buy randal?

>>382468876
But it's not, it's a decent game. far better than fucking Paladins. If they'd released f2p they'd be where Paladins is now instead of dead in the water.

>>382468931
Wow, I didn't see that coming! You should actually think about what I said. Spending this much time making fun of another person reflects very poorly on your life.

>>382468876
A lot of the game is, but there's nothing that does the first version of the Meltdown game mode on the market, in terms of balance and objectives. Good thing they made Meltdown actual fucking garbage somewhere during the last year when I wasn't paying attention.

The launch window only had something to do with its failure because someone kept insisting that Battleborn and Overwatch were similar games. So you're right, it's less release timing, and more press management and idiot consumers.

In this case, though, the idiot consumers accidentally saved themselves from having to deal with Gearbox intentionally sabotaging their game from day one.

>>382468738
They had an open beta where everyone who wanted to could play it and see what they thought. It was apparently very successful even despite overwatch's shadow looming behind it.

Most of those players didn't come back to buy it. Even when humble put it on sale dirt-cheap before everyone was trying to get rid of it, it got a week worth of bump and then those players ran away too.

Most people don't agree with you in thinking it's genuinely a good game. And they're right.

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is it seriously 45GB?
battleborn is fucking 45GB?

>>382469195
The people who would have stuck with it instead of playing overwatch went to paladins, and people don't just drop games. Timing is actually really fucking important when you launch a game.

>>382469261
All the characters have like 30 minutes of CUHRAZZZYYYYYYY dialogue

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Post yfw you're not Randy Pitchford.

>>382469195
They didn't come back to buy it because the game was pure eye cancer in the beginning with so many effects going off you couldn't see shit. By the time Gearbox got off the drugs and fixed it, it was too late everyone was playing Overwatch.

someone post that /v/ mockup of an FPS hud compared to battleborn screenshot

>>382469195
It's not worth $60, I'll give you that. But the game was fine.

Definitely isn't NOW, but it was fine on release. Should have been no more than $30 with no season pass. Only a few of my group bought into it with me on release, the rest said that while they had a lot of fun with the beta, they weren't spending $60-75 to continue the experience.

And they're not wrong.

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>>382469351
FEMINISM
IS
AWEEEESOME


i did a better

LESS PLAYERS THAN MATERIAL GIRL

http://store.steampowered.com/app/644570/Material_Girl/

>>382469364
>thumbs up if you agree !!
get this reddit (You) bait trash out of here

>>382469289
>people don't want to buy a game they don't like
>b-but if it had no competition, they would've stayed there! Having choice is the problem!

Fuck off with that shit.

>>382469372
>so many effects going off you couldn't see shit
>Gearbox got off the drugs and fixed it

I'm with /v/ on this but you clearly have never played or watched the game. Yes, particles were overbearing for no reason, but you have to actually have some physical deficiency for it to have impacted gameplay.

That said, nothing was "fixed." The game has only steadily gotten worse since day one, and that's saying something considering how fucked half of the maps were on release.

>>382466415

Stop bullying gearbox already. This is getting sad.

>>382469564
I'll stop bullying them when they die and stop holding Homeworld and Duke Nukem hostage. They won't see a penny from me until they're at another studio.

>>382469518
No, people aren't a binary, they like things in a gradiant and make decisions about how they're going to spend money.

You can like something and then go "not worth 60 dollars"

then it almost doesn't matter what you try and do, if you don't have a big playerbase people will write your game off as dead. You could make it free but if everyone already threw down 60 for another game which is very similar they're not gonna be interested. People don't just go "nah lets play this similar game we're not invested in at all instead of playing this game we're all invested in"

>>382469484
>>382466787
Where in the page can you see the current players?

>>382469564
>sad
FOR YOU
https://youtube.com/watch?v=laiYRwYMQsQ

>>382469714
http://steamcharts.com/app/394230
http://steamcharts.com/app/644570

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>>382466415
SO HERE I AM

>>382469931
Oh right I had forgotten they also fucked over Bulletstorm as well.

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>>382469714
Community hub you dumb fuck

>>382468587
What about the badass market?

Why is it that poor marketing is always attributed to battleborn's failure when in recent memory PT demo completely discredits any such claims?

still not worth it

>>382470261
Hell, fucking Titanfall 2 has more players and it had similar issues (released around BF1 and CoD: IW). Also, i believe battleborn's beta came out around Dark Souls 3's launch.

This game has less players than Evolve...

>>382470470
Titanfall 2 benefited a lot from having a really cool singleplayer campaign and making sure everyone knew about it. Meanwhile a lot of other games still had them as afterthoughts which is part of how it got it's niche.

>>382470470
Titanfall 2 had the unfortunate issue of being a sequel to Titanfall.

It's only a free trial
Randy thinks people will get it for the wage if the janitors on a Mongolian fart fetish forum let alone pay for it

>>382469142
lol battleborn

http://steamcharts.com/app/372000

Korean MMOs that people were actually really looking forward to then dropped because it wasn't RO, are actually doing over 10x better than Battleborn, even after going F2P.

As somebody who is actually looking forward to Borderlands 3 (If they can even pull it off), I have to say... bee tee eff oh.

>>382468863
>Trying to use depression as an insult on an anonymous anime image board
Randy please we all are depressed here

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>>382469514
I see you're still mad, Randy.

>>382470960
WOW can you get more cringe than that kid?


You kids need to respect hard working transmancopter whom worked on this game.

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>>382466415

>>382466415
you forgot *breathes in* you piece of shit

>>382467170
JUST

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>>382468303
>Is this game badass?
More badass than you could ever imagine. You might want to go get some popcorn for this.

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How do you guys not get tired of making the same shitposts for a year straight?

>>382471561
>That hand spasming at the bottom
Holy shit.

>>382471725
>he purchased battleborn

>>382471561
what the fuck is going on with that reload animation

>>382473073
Nice assumption you made there, shitstain.
But for real, how are you not bored of making the same shitposts for a year?

>>382471561
lmao
Paladins looks better than this for fuck's sake

>>382473294
That's not a reload animation. She just... does that.

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>>382473416
why did they think this was worth shipping

>>382473324
>he paid actual money for Feminism Is Awesome

>>382466787
>aaa games on pc

>>382473794
So you just have autism. Got it.

>>382474049
>He gave his money to the people behind the game known as Battleborn.

>>382474205
How far into the spectrum are you?

>>382474205
Lol what a retard.

Why do people hate this game so hard? Just because it's similar to overwatch?

I have never played either but I've heard it isn't shit, it just had an unfortunate release date.

Does the free version have some sort of single player campaign?

>>382474552
The campaign and the full character roster cost $30.

>>382468303
Its bad ass shit

>>382474307
>>382474501
>His money went to the developers that made the Battleborn game.

>>382474548
it's shit too
the HUD alone is fucking atrocious

>>382468931
what the fuck is happening in this image

>>382474763
Does your handler know you're on the computer without supervision?

>>382474661
heh, ok

>>382474969
B A D A S S

>>382473909
lol go back to your sony hugbox fuckboy.

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>>382466415

>>382471725
It's ActiBlizz marketers. Battleborn is completely fucking irrelevant, they're just paid to shitpost about it.

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>>382474884
>he keeps replying

>>382474847
A brave russian soldier fighting the globalist LGTBQRSTUVW scum

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>>382475193
>battlefags are so upset about their dead game and bad purchase they've gone into marketing conspiracy theories

>>382475128
nice projecting

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>>382475381
>he also keeps replying

>>382475193
>Morhaime took a slice of the millions made off of Overwatch and started an entirely new division within Blizzard wherein he brings people into a small office, daily, to shitpost form Blizz HQ about how hard of a fucking Gearbox took over Battleborn vs. Overwatch.

I fucking wish this were the case. That's fucking brutal and hilarious.

>>382475129
Yeah, Randy fucked up yet again by calling it a trial instead of f2p. They had a last chance for at least a farewell hurrah like Evolve,

>>382466612
Randy's life is like a living Tales from the Crypt episode, he's going to wake up one day and his butt is going to be rotting, then the gypsy he met the night before will remind him he wanted a bad ass.

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>>382469364

>>382468496
Borderlands 3 would have to flop for that to happen.

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>>382468863

>>382466787
>When you can't even give something away for free it must be bad
bad-ass?

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>>382474969
>FPS
Well yeah

>Hobby-grade
I don't know what that means, Randy.

>Co-op campaign
Not necessarily a good or bad thing

>Genre-blended
Uh oh, never a good sign

>Multi-mode competitive
Kill yourself Randy

>E-sports
Kill yourself Randy

>''''Meta-growth''''
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN, RANDY

>Choice
It really isn't

>Epic
Kill yourself Randy

>>382467170
Fuck that, Black desert already took me 52GB, I'm gonna run out of fucking space soon

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Same shit as p2p.

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When will Randy "resign" as CEO? Surely the Board must be getting sick of his awful business decisions by now.

>>382476780
Does BDO need you to be constantly sociable to get anywhere? I have a habit of not timing when I play MMOs, so I keep not being online at the same time as other people I know

>>382477005
>Door stuck

>>382477048
I dont play them for the social aspect, just to spend hours in character creator making the ultimate qt gurl and explore and fuck off and die a lot in the overworld on my own

>293 players
What did Randy mean by this?

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>>382466415
>people actually think Battleborn doing bad has anything to do with overwatch
please give Battleborn its credit where its due, its an atrocious trainwreck on its own merits

>>382474548
Its ultimately because Battleborn itself is forgettable. I tried 3 hours of it when it went free, more than anyone else here and I wasnt disgusted but not impressed either. With the free campaign mission you're allowed to play you're thrown into the heat of things with an already established lore you know little to nothing of. The presentation is inconsistent since you'll have in game cutscenes, animated drawings, or simple static portraits. Its nice that a game has color but the visuals in Battleborn feel overdesigned and can get super cluttered. And though multiplayer is fun you only have access to one game mode when you play it for free and underleveled and it takes too long to connect to matches.

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>>382475875

>>382474847
An image from the far future of 2117
The man depicted in the middle is the last straight man alive at that time.

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>>382477231
Yeah, I tend to do that a lot.
Might as well get it in the sale then.

>>382468775
A market also occupied by Overwatch

>>382476239
It's starting to look more and more likely each day. They clearly have no actual talent left for making games.

>>382478442
well with tony burch gone and the ongoing strike (so her sister gets no automatic quirky role), it has a chance not to be written as shittily as 2/PreSequel or whatever the name of the third one was

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>>382468587
>Paladins managed to get some nipponese fanart
What the heck did it do right?

>>382468727
Does Miscarriages actually emotionally fuck women up that badly?

>>382478991
Cute character designs. That's all it takes to get japanese artists drawing.

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>>382469931
>Gearbox will bankrupt in your lifetime

>>382468931
I Thought slavs didn't like faggotry?

>>382479065
Yeah? You literally spend months of your time preparing your body and your life for a new person, the woman's already given it a personality before it's even big enough to be seen, and then one day it's just gone. Your body wasn't good enough to do the one thing it was made to do, and your baby's dead.

>>382479065
Would-be fathers too, anon. It's just bad all around, it isn't some female-specific thing.

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>>382479065
>yunyun
>not getting fucked up emotionally

>Pay to win goy

>>382479473
>DUDE! Let me in!
>IM a b-badass...

>>382479065
>Suffer for up to nine months waiting for Lil cheetus so you can start your new life as a happy family
>Dies
Yeah I guess it would my man

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>>382479473
yunyun too good for this world

>>382479901
>lil cheetus
That was a good gif.

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>>382479473
>I'm a F-Friend!
Don't you tell me bullshit lies like that ever again do you hear me? Sugoii, you must be a Friend that's really easy to bully.

>>382479901
>Lil Cheetus

Fuck that made me laugh

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>>382479473
>Now we have Yunyun's child committing sudoku because it didn't want to be YunYun's baby.

I might unironically play it now

>>382480427
Don't do this to yourself, you deserve better.

>>382479252
>go through life weaker than men, with monthly pains and bleeding, and constant hormonal rollercoasters, all so you can bear children
>it fucks that up too

That's a raw fucking deal.

does anyone have the twitter post of randy saying there is a porn subreddit for battleborn and then everyone posts porn of randy on it?

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>>382478621
>yfw Tina is a playable character in BL3 and she isn't voiced by Ashley

>>382466612
What is his obsession with word badass?

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>>382481242
It's a sorta-kinda-maybe swear that doesn't offend anyone.

>>382481242
It's probably the only "cool" and "edgy" word he can come up with.

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>tfw benedict had to get stuck in randy's awful fucking game

>>382481242
It was probably just meant for the Borderlands enemy modifier (i.e. the slightly bigger than normal ones that usually had elemental powers) that got stuck on loads of other things when they were making BL2.
I think the overuse of it just went to his head after a while, and now he thinks it's cool.

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>>382469374
Gotchu senpai

>>382481621
Are they still considered Triple A?

>>382467170
Feel like my PC would shut itself down in protest if tried to install.

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>>382475129
>have to zoom in at the end of the graph

I don't know why this little detail is so funny to me.

>>382479901
I GET IT

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>>382466415
I dont know guys, Randy is making a comeback

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>>382475875
holy crap, Im dying

>>382481940
>you wouldnt last 5 minutes being us

does this stupid cunt even KNOW he's talking to Randy? Randy "i get bullied DAILY on a taiwanesse scat fetish board" Pitchford?

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>>382473556
>>382473556
>why did they think this was worth shipping
I dont know, it ooks fine for me, also, feminism is awesome

>>382482215
That and Randy has real stress and problems. Failing as an indie dev has no consequences since you are your own boss, he has failed as the CEO of a, supposedly, AAA game company and has cost them tens of millions.

THAT is stress, not someone tweeting mean things at you.

>>382469408
fuck off, Im fucking tired of people not getting the joke
Yes, feminism is awesome is a line in Battleborn, but Oscar Mike says it everytime he kills a female character, feminism is awesome because it allows him to kill women as he kills men
sage this shit

>>382469289
>people don't just drop games.
Battleborn says hello

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>>382482215
I doubt she knows who he is

>>382482494
Go to bed Randy.
Unsage.

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>>382482041
I never actually heard the context of that bathroom photo - anyone know?

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>>382482494
Context doesn't make the joke any less lame.

>>382469408
Someone add anita's face to that and tweet it to randy.

>>382466415
Does it come with a free 64 GB USB stick to install it on? Because I'm not wasting any HDD space on this shit.

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>>382482686
>I never actually heard the context of that bathroom photo - anyone know?

why did this game flop so hard

>>382481940
Wait, Anita wrote a fanfic about killing Randy?

>>382482865
>those eyes
He looks stoned out of his mind

>>382482918
No marketing, releasing too close to Overwatch, the fact that Borderlandsfags don't give a shit about anything that isn't Borderlands, and maybe a few other reasons.

>>382483035
That's the JUST edit.
Though the original is not that far.

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>>382466415
>>382482918
>why did this game flop so hard

>Gearbox BADASS "feminism is awesome" writing
>Ugly as fuck character designs
>Ugly as fuck artstyle
>Ugly as fuck UI
>Went head on against Overwatch
>Terrible way to unlocking characters, unless you pay $5 for them (and that was before going F2P)

>>382483279
>complete retail and digital console and PC AAA video game

Why the fuck can't he talk like a normal person? Why is literally every post he makes some convoluted word salad?

>>382482865
so the picture just leaked and no one knows the real context of it? lmao

>>382483373
Gotta put badass buzzwords!

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>>382482963
She didnt write it, she only retweeted it and made a post on her page about it
https://web.archive.org/web/*/http://femfreq.tumblr.com/post/58161053721/spider-man-recruits-the-help-of-anita-sarkeesian

>>382483463
>and while it’s certainly both surreal and bizarre (and written in the hyperviolent style typical of all Gearbox Software game narratives), I think I kinda like it.

SLAY QUEEN

>>382483463
What the flipping fuck, everyone involved with this shit?

>>382483992
I dont get it

>>382483992
Wow, frogposter got BTFO by Randy. How sad is that.

>>382484325
You mean Randy is capable of saying the word Overwatch?

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>>382484405
Its rare, but he has said overwatch a couple of times

>>382483992
>at least Walmart has shoppers
Was that so fucking hard to think of?

>>382481940

whoa, is randy /ourguy/?

Anyone have the "how dare you speak to me" image?

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>>382484550
There are more people sharting it on walmart than people playing battleborn

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>>382484739
Wich one? The classic or the remake?

>>382479473
I'd be yunyuns husband

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>>382484921
>>382484739

>>382482215

thats zoe quinn

>>382484921
>>382485035
Oh shit, haven't seen the remake.
Thanks.

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>>382485042
You mean the girl whose suffering landed Trump into the whitehouse?

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>>382484518
I never thought I'd see the day that I'm on the same side as Jason fucking Schreier.

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>>382484821
How old is this photo?
Do you think he has seen all the fedora memes and because of that grow out of it? Or he still wears it to this day?

>>382475702
Evolve never had a chance, the game was always boring, chasing something for 15 minutes is a retarded concept.

Battleborn can actually be fun though, if they'd bother doing a real free to play ad campaign it could have a chance

>>382467170
Disgusting

Post the script. Do it.

>>382473370
For having tried both it really doesn't. I mean Paladins is really fucking ugly, you really get that feeling that it's made to be run on a laptop ran by a third world child in a very hot country

>>382474847
An average day in the USA

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>>382466415
what did Steam mean by this

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>>382485184
He is just another kind of faggot

>>382484550
Working at Walmart sucks though.

>>382486259
>I don't know what the people who work at my company are doing

So he admits to being completely incompetent.

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>>382466415
Remember that time Randy, the creator of call of duty and champion of poker said his grandad invented the rabbit in a hat trick?

>>382477005
Xev still has some of the best porn vids I've seen recently

>>382486543
>PR team asking the ceo everytime they tweet

>>382486892
I didn't say they have to run everything by him but considering how active he himself is on Twitter he had to have known about it. His claim to having not seen it doesn't make sense.

>>382486959
That's not what he claims though

>>382487184
>I didn't even know it existed until it was pointed out after the fact

That's exactly what he's claiming.

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>>382486170
>>382486259

Remember that time RIFT's entire PR act was HAHA WOW SUCKS PLAY OUR GAME!!!!

Oh yeah I remember it died and went F2P.

Remember when Wildstar was a F**KING EPIC BADASS CUPCAKE MMO with F**KING EPIC 40 MAN RAIDS JUST LIKE YOU WANTED HAHA FUCK WOW AMIRITE GUYS????

Then the raids became 20 man in like 2 months and the game died and went F2P?

Why do shitty no hope companies/games always try to challenge Blizzard?

can anyone post randys tweet about being offended at the idea of it going f2p and how it never would

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>>382487305
what could they do?

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>>382486770
I agree. They're not all exactly my thing, though.

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>>382487320
its here
>>382484518

>>382485161
>that fake as fuck Photoshop pic

She wishes she looked even sort of like that

>>382487409
>salvaged multiplayer portion of a cancelled game still fucks Battleborn into obscurity

I have no sympathy for anyone at Gearbox.

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>>382466415
Randy grew a backbone recently. Redemption arc when?

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>So bad not even the BRs and Commies want it

>>382487612
As soon as he drops the reveal trailer for Borderlands 3.

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>>382487438
What's going on in this video? I'm not really that interested in the source itself, I just want to know what's going on.

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Free shit is great and all but NO THANKS RANDY.

>>382487305
The problem is Blizzard takes a genre, waters it down drastically, and people takes that as the new standard for that genre. It's not possible to go back to the old ways, and everyone falls short trying to reinvent it.

>>382487438
Same. But something about xev just gets my neurons firing. Bitch is ridiculously attractive

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>>382466415
IT'S NOT F2P, IT'S A BADASS DEMO

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>>382487839
BADASS

>>382466415
Not the full game.

>>382487746

>everyone falls short trying to reinvent it.

They don't try to reinvent shit, the great scourge of MMOs of years past was an endless stream of WoW clones.

>game is 45 GB
>when even TF2 is only 33 GB despite it being bloated with 9+ years of useless cosmetics and reskins

How do you manage to do that?

>>382487726
They're laughing at your small penis.
>>382487801
Hit the nail on the head buddy; I feel the same way

>>382468727
What is this from?

>>382487438
What scene is that?

>>382477231
>>382477048
people like you are killing MMOs

go play an offline RPG if you're anti-social, faggot

>>382488171
'Xev Bellringer - Small Penis Neighbor'
There's no porn in it, and for the love of god don't watch it if you're insecure -- it's anxiety nightmare fuel.

>>382487604
Dude, they don't really have the same resources as Blizzards.

>>382480934
women have it rough and choose to make it rougher.

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>>382488102
konosuba

>>382487872
Borderlands is over the top, more news at 11.

I can't believe people actually take that seriously

>>382476239
i know tons of people who would buy Borderlands 3 on name alone.

>>382481796
that is actually nauseating to watch, what the fuck

>>382488408
thanks anon

>>382488050
Battleborn has way more characters, it's probably audio files from all the characters's lines

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>>382476239
>Borderlands 3 would have to flop for that to happen.
And it will, memelands 3 will face the full force of Activision/Blizzard's Destiny 2

>>382483373
lawyerspeak

>>382489110
>civilian car
Is he implying that Blizzard is a military organization?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MM9bi06JVV8
The only battleborne you should buy

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Let's see if /v/ can beat the current players in a thread again now that it's free.

Currently sitting at 136 posters, could be a challenge!

>>382489437
You're gonna have to change your IP and samefag a lot harder than usual.

>>382488408
>'Xev Bellringer - Small Penis Neighbor
do you know who the other girl is? the brunette

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>>382489506
Nice

>>382489559
She goes by 'Princess Leia'.

>>382489110
Destinity doesn't really have the creds Borderlands has. It didn't even have a PC release.

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Man, if they could at least go back in the Opposing Force days...

Do you guys just collect his twitter posts for the sake of laughing at him? That's seriously hilarious.

>>382489650
>Princess Leia
thank you!

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>>382489559
She is named Princess Leia in the sene

say what you want about randy hes rich as heck

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>>382489675
Anon, never underestimate activision/blizzard's marketing

>>382489740
But for how long?
Being rich as of now doesn't mean shit if you don't know how to properly save and use it.

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>pc gaming mustard race

My sides

Halo 3 has more people online than this shit

>>382477005
iirc Gearbox isn't publicly traded so Randy owns the company.

>>382485238
There's still TF2 and Paladins in the F2P market, and Battleborn seems to be just complete crap. I don't think they'd find success even if they pulled what the devs of Evolve did.

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>>382489813
>he replied

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>>382489813
Christ.

>>382471561
It looks like she practices giving prostate massage.

So why did Battleborn fail?

>>382489813
yeah... Destiny isn't a Blizzard game though

Oh ffs Randy why

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>>382489740

>>382489991
the fanbase wasnt BADASS enough for it

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>>382489893
FUCK. I knew it was private, but I didn't know he was a part-owner.

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>>382489602

>>382489236
>implying actiblizzard does not own underground merc companies worldwide

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>>382490026
Anon, activision/blizzard use the same in house marketing department, if they want they can kill memelands 3 with little to not effort

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>>382487612
I was about to tell how cool that castle was for his kid, but I didn't know he was that grown up.With a suit, fedora an everything.

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>>382466415
>Should've released it as F2P from the beginning so that there was a free alternative to Overwatch
>Waited until months after Paladins to do this

Shame too. I thought Battleborn was fun, for a Gearbox game anyway. Oh well. Maybe Borderlands 3 will revive you from obscurity.

>>382482041
>>382487938
Please tell me there's an edit with these pictures combined. If not, I'll make one myself. Someone give me the original bathroom picture of Pitchfork and I'll do it!

>>382489813
All the marketing in the world isn't going to change the fact that Destiny has no content.

>>382489906
>Battleborn seems to be just complete crap

I haven't played hundreds of hours of it but from the 10 or so games I played It really wasn't crap at all, the gameplay was responsive and the characters interesting. It was definitely much faster paced than Paladin (which was kind of a snooze for me).

I don't know how good the metagame is but on the surface it's actually a pretty decent game.

If it would have been f2p from the beginning I'm sure it would have had the same success as Paladin

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>>382469364

>>382490287
Whatever floats your boat

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>>382469364

battleborn? more like battleblown the fuck out

>>382490519
I know destiny didnt had all those amazing memes we love, but destiny alone sold more than the whole borderland series across all the platforms it has released

>>382487604
>I have no sympathy for anyone at Gearbox.

The story about Codebreakers made me lose all sympathy for Gearbox, and that was years ago.

>>382488408
>and for the love of god don't watch it if you're insecure -- it's anxiety nightmare fuel
Holy fuck, you were right, I havent felt so anxious since starless

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>>382490948
Fuck. Codehunters, not Codebreakers. Every fucking time.

>>382468512
Well that's normal. If it wasn't for the Injustice mobile app, we would have never gotten Injustice 2

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>>382491097
>>382490948
Randy deserves everything he is getting just for the codehunters ripoff he did

>>382490041

this is kino material right here

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>>382469364

>>382487872
To this day I can't believe that there are multiple people who approve of this writing. At the very least, there's a writer, a producer, and a sound guy directing actors to say this shit, which has to then get final approval. Who the fuck are these people and how did they get hired? Is it nepotism? And who is the audience that enjoys this shit?

>>382491337
Compare Codehunters to the intro of Borderlands 2 and then realize how they fucking lorded over it even after the fact.

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sega has been avenged

>>382467170
>half of that being cosmetics
JUST

>>382478991
There's only just one jap artist that somehow got interested in the game
He did a lot of good one though

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Randy is a homo, and not the good kind (dead)

>>382490851
[citation needed]

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>>382481621
is this for real?

>>382492406
Yes, it really is that bad.

>>382492398
He's not wrong. Destiny was last reported at over 25 million players.

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>tfw actually enjoy paladins a lot and want to shill it but really can't because its run by the most incompetent studio in the world

Anyway, if Battleborn isn't fucking 20+gigs i would've tried it desu

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There is an easy way to fix all this!

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>>382492729
I wonder if those poor gearbox employees get paid extra for that

>>382492635
Registered accounts aren't sales, Destiny as a trial version. There's a reason why everytime they communicate about the game it's always in term of players and registered account instead of sales.

I mean I don't doubt the game sold well, console players buy everything as long as it has a "wow" trailer but borderlands has had 3 games over 7 years on all platforms. Borderlands 2 alone was reported to have sold 12 millions copies 3 years ago, if you had the many sales there was since then + borderlands 1 and the prequel sales I'm fairly sure you'd go over Destiny sales

>>382483370
>Went head on against Overwatch
I honestly think this is still the primary reason.

It was rotten timing on their part and Overwatch took center stage with something more colorful.

>>382493068
>31m

Hahahaha

>>382485161
I don't know who this is or what the fuck a prototrump hate movement is, but I really hope this person kills Trump with a sword and I'm nearby so I can finally bring an obscure scene from FFVII to life.

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>>382466415
????

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>>382469364

>>382486620
I could believe this. Randy himself is a hell of a magician. He made an entire playerbase of 12,000 people disappear in less than 1 week.

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>>382469364

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>>382469364
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF GEARBOX

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>>382466415