This is Wakka He is a racist Say something nice about him

>>382457136
SQUAAAAAAAD

>>>/pol/

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Better DEAD than AL BHED

>>382457136
I too watched the SBFP lets play of this game

blitzball

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Wakka fucks the best girl.

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>>382457597
He also gets fucked by a big blue cat

>>382457136
Only 8 star ranking hahahahaha

>>382457597
I didn't play FFX and I never understood this ship

This is like the opposite of what happens in rl

Has anyone done any Ben Garrison-esq edits with Wakka yet?

>>382457938
Fantasy isn't reality anon. And they have a kid in the sequel.

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>>382457136
>Tidus is okay letting al bed join the blitzball team
Tidus is not a true brudda naida is cute tho
>>382457938
Wakka is a god among men. He can throw a magic ball that turns enemies to stone.

>>382458221
I know both of that, but there is not reason to pretend that unlikely shit like that was a good idea for a triple A FF game

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Wakka 'Better dead than Al Bhed' Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka 'Born in the sand, nuke their land' Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka 'If it's against Yevon, it's going to heaven' Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka 'If I see swirly eyes, the motherfucker dies' Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka 'Really dislikes the Al Bhed Psyches' Captain of the Aurochs

>>382457597
That isn't Rikku.

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He has great OC potential

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>>382457136
He knows how to spin bad news.

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>>382458770
Gets me every time.

There is nothing racist about wanting to preserve your culture and protect your people from known terrorist religions.

He was right and he fucks best girl.

>>382458770
>"Don't be sad, only subhuman died there"
Wakka went a bit too far this time

>>382457136
He's also a machinist

Al Bhed attacks are just part and parcel of living in a big city in Spira.

>>382457269
I shouldn't have laughed at this

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>>382460786
Too fucking close to home nigger

>>382458663
please delete

>kidnap the only people doing anything about the rampaging murder-whale
>stockpile weapons of mass destruction
>piss off the murder-whale while not doing any damage to it
the al-bhed deserve the hate they get

If you kill Sin, then Sin wins.

>>382461256
The fact they can fucking SEE what the summoners for Yevon are doing against Sin and still keep disregarding it is the worst.

Like, if you saw the Pope personally banish the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse that were killing village after village of people, how the fuck are you not converting to catholocism.

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>>382458770
My favourite part of that whole segment

>>382457136
The Al Bhed were retarded Sand Slavs that deserved all of the hate that they got.

>>382461776
I know, it's so unrealistic. You'd never see a group like this in real life; religious zealots who just blow up everyone and everything that they don't agree with even when all evidence says they are wrong.

>>382461256
Let's be real though, the big bad murder whale was in the end only killed through using forbidden machines, not through traditional yevonite forms of temporary appeasement via human sacrifice.

>>382462247
Are you implying Sin wasn't defeated by Tidus atoning and sacrificing himself?

>>382462247
>et's be real though, the big bad murder whale was in the end only killed through using forbidden machines
No it wasn't. that Machina that they used on Sin did nothing to it. It started regenerating immediately.

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>play through FFX-2 for the second time of my life
>the experience is a lot worse than I remember it being
>got to 76% completion, beat the game and got Yuna reunited with Tidus at least

Is it even worth getting 100% to see the "perfect" ending? Or should I just YouTube it?

>>382462546
YouTube it

Why were the Al Bhed such edgy atheist tho?

>Muh progress
>Muh machines
>Muh Yevon is dumb
>Muh war against summoning

Were the Al Bhed the "my lady" of the world of Spira?

>>382457136

racists are good people.

>>382462546
Not worth it, getting 100% without a guide requieres autism levels of attention and backtracking for retarded shit that looks insignificant but adds to the completion percentage.

>>382462398

Tight ass only kys at the end after sin was permanently defeated. But in any case no summoning was involved

>>382462476
The airship was used to blow a hole inside sin so the team could go in and kill Jew yevon. And even then, you kill yevon with swords, balls, and other non traditional yevonite implements.

Face it, you racists, the Al bhed weren't all bad.

If pol was in spira and spira had to rely on them to defeat sin then pol would go fuck a bunch of kids with their hero seymour.

>>382463196
That "blow a hole" comment wasn't actually hwo they got inside him. They went in through the mouth. the Machina did shit.

>>382458663
>weeb shadman

SAND

BLASTED

>>382464681
Seymour was a psychopath but his plan wasn't really that flawed.

>>382457136
>REMEMBER, AL BHED ARE FINE, THE ONES WHO KILL OTHERS IN THEIR NAME ARE NOT AL BHED

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>>382457136
I remember laughing my ass off when Wakka made that face in the game. I forget the context or what they said, but seeing him strike that pose after it was hilarious.

>>382457136
You could turn him upside down and use him to paint.

>>382460521
>I sure do love the smell of charred and burning Al Bhed corpses in the morning ,especially the kids
Jesus, that came out of nowhere.

>>382457136
He is capable of surviving indefinitely underwater.

>>382457938

It's because she was in love with his brother. They bonded over mutual grief after brother died

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>>382457469
Kek to the max

>>382457384
its eceleb shit you absolute newfag

>>382458579
kek m8

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>>382458579
>Wakka 'If it's against Yevon, it's going to heaven' Captain of the Aurochs

>>382464681
>filthy guado half breed
>hero of /pol/
they would kill him in luca

>>382464681
What did he mean by this?

>>382457136
I like racists.
Lets kill those filthy niggers.

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>>382458579
>Wakka 'Born in the sand, nuke their land' Captain of the Aurochs

>>382457136
>muh wasist boogeymen buzzwords

>>382457136
>This is Wakka
No it isn't, it's an abomination from one of the worst HD remasters of all time.

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hey wakka, I'm gonna let you on a secret okay? you see that girl with the swirly eyes, that dresses totally non-traditionally? Get this man, are you ready? she's a sand nigger, I know right? totally impossible to tell by her appearance

>>382468129
Wakka not knowing about the spiral eyes isn't really that unbelievable since all Al Bhed ear goggles all the time. Also her clothes are far from nontraditional if you even pay 5 seconds worth of attention to that everybody int he party wears.

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At least he wasn't a part of this

>>382457136

He plays a great game of Blitzball.

>>382468479
That better be fucking fake.

>>382468338
take it easy man,

but didn't al bhed look completely different than besaid, "that place before luca", luca, and other citizens? aside from tidus, they're the only one to wear "modern" clothing and everyone else looks rather "fantasy" themed

>>382468028
>worst HD remasters of all time

How so? I played it and it looked really nice.

>>382468914
Its not.

>>382469079

No, some of them wore swimsuits but other than swirl eyes they looked everyone else. You might be thinking of what ever race Seymour was half of, cause those guys didn't look human.

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>>382468914
Literally read it and weep

>>382469079
No? Al Bhed are basically just blonde haired green eyed spirans. They don't look different from everyone else.

>>382469281
>>382469330

hold on, before thread 404s, I found a few pics for comparison

>>382457136
He is racist.
Happy now?

>>382470337

Bumping for your evidence.

>>382467428

Most of pol aren't white and he believes everyone should die to fix the world because he is so buttblasted so he is the perfect hero for pol.

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>>382470687
>Most of pol aren't white

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looks pretty different to me

>>382470687

Funny as hell but Seymour is whiter than most people who lurk pol.

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>>382469176
Ignorance is bliss as they say.

>>382470687
Death in spira is a minor inconvenience.

>>382470829
Yeah because of their clothes you dumb ass. Rin and Cid look just fine in comparison with everyone else on the top.

>>382457597
GOD DAMN I WANT TO FUCK LULU

>>382470687
>pancakefag.jpg

>>382458770
>>382461858
>>382460521
>>382459396


Jesus Christ, what is wrong with you Raimi....

>>382471015
well of course because of their clothes what point did you think I was trying to make?

rikku's clothes are al bhed and not like the others

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>>382469285
>Square cares way too fucking deeply about Tidus and Yuna
>No one at Square cares about FFIX

My rat-fu. She doesn't deserve this...

follow yevons path or feel wakkas wrath.

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>>382471254
Rikku ditched her stereotypical Al Bhed clothes when she bumped into Tidus again. she read shorts with straps and an orange tanktop. I hardly see how that's so much of an issue for you when Lulu wears a fucking belt-dress.

Her clothes are fine. She's not wearing her greasemonkey outfit so obviously no one would instantly think she's al bhed just by looking at her unless they know about the spiral eyes.

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>tfw Wakka will never force you down into a mating press, using his muscular legs to sink his thicc cock deep as he empties an enormous hot load inside

>>382457597
I know, she's wasted on him.

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>>382471554

>>382471469
And then she turns into a literal hooker in FFX-2

There exists a parallel universe where Chappu helped defeat Sin using machina and now Wakka cannot stop dickriding Al Bhed and technology.

>>382471469
if you say so, rikku looks pretty al bhed to me, lulu doesn't at all even despite wearing something pretty unique, it still as that "fantasy" "yevon-ish" look to it

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>>382457597
>Spend entire game picking the flirty options to anyone Lulu says
>She still ends up with the chad sporting a two foot cowlick

Now I fap to Lulu being knocked unconscious and raped in SFM. Where did it all go so wrong?

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>>382457136
>Wakka 'If I see swirly eyes, the motherfucker dies' Captain of the Aurochs

Holy shit I'm dead

>>382472024
>rikku looks pretty al bhed to me
Because the player always knew Rikku was an Al Bhed. you have bias because of prior knowledge. she doesn't look al bhed to anyone else in universe.

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>>382472024
>wearing something pretty unique
The word you're looking for is "fetish"
She's rocking BDSM fetish gear. She's totally a dominatrix.

>>382457597
I love how they modeled all of her belts then refused to show her from the waist down for 99% of the game.

>>382470853
So you meme and offer no argument.

>>382472759
It changed the graphics a little bit which is a change, and change is absolutely unacceptable.

>>382472424
wasn't there a part when you try to enter a temple and some dude says something along "her kind does not belong here"

it happens after wakka knows she' an al bhed I think but that's unrelated, the guy could spot her instantly

you're maybe right about the player being biased, but I still think it's kinda obvious and shitty writing

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>>382472759
What? The models and animations are vastly inferior.

>>382473105
Yeah because it was revealed to everybody that she was al bhed by that point.

>>382462758
The Al Bheds managed to combine all the worst bits of fedoraism and islam. If it wasn't for Rikku being many people's first waifu there would not be an Al Bhed Internet Defense Force.

>>382468479
I was with you until the whole explosion and explosive head
there's no way someone wrote that seriously

>>382473282

I assume he is over exaggerating, the head probably hit another explosive.

The worst part of the entire series is Lulu gets fat

>>382473105
The party got attacked by the Al Bhed tank then Rikku revealed to everyone int he area that she was Al Bhed. The Guado guys were still around for the fight so it's possible that they told the guy ate the front gate that Al Bhed weren't allowed.

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>>382473282
His head doesn't actually explode.
Here is an artists rendition of the event

>>382473496
alright that makes sense, didn't remember anyone else than the main party assisting her confession

>>382473484
Really?

>>382472117
Links to lulu sfm?

>>382473484
When? In X-2 she never shows any signs of being pregnant, she's the exact same character model and suddenly a baby pops out

>>382473581
holy kek, only now I truly understand what this gif is referencing

>>382473282

What he meant to write is that the head exploded into pyreflies. Too bad the part of Tidus kicking the ball is untrue, because it was just thrown at the back of his head. It's less slapstick comedy/Tidus being a fuckup.

>>382473783
https://www. pornhub. com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph570bd42d25ca9

>>382474214
Who threw a bomb at his head?

>>382470829
get a loadda these coaster-faces

>>382474368

It's not told. Could've been the guy on the island. Could've just been some past event recreated on the island and Tidus was in the wrong place at the wrong time.

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>>382474253
Thanks

>>382457136
hows ya brudda chappu ya? still unbucklin' lulus belts, ya?

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
My brudda Chappu
He remind me of you

How is the PC version of this anyways?

>>382475292
Surprisingly decent. For once, Square seemed to get their shit together for 5 minutes and not fuck up a PC port.

It even has good controller support, unlike the rest of their shitty ports.

>>382458770
the best fucking line in the history of final fantasy as a fucking franchise

So run it by me again why all the monks and shit for poo yevon suddenly were packing heat in ffx2

The Guados live in Guadosalam.

Me? I live in Humantopia.

>>382475597
I didn't play it because I wouldn't want to endure watching the same unskippable cutscenes I already watched so many times, can't believe they didn't add that, also, I'm pretty sure it doesn't even use the mouse cursor, so, meh

>>382476286
FFX-2 isn't canon.

yeah but why was his shoulder pad coming off like that

didn't that feel uncomfortable? why he never fix that shit

>>382476540
bruh we final fantasy, don't question clothing

rin was a cool dude tho

>>382476286
They always used guns. The wedding scene had them holding the party at gunpoint, and when you enter the temple they make a big deal about how they were using machina all along despite telling people it was forbidden.

>>382470829
I dig the old man at the bottom left with a crotch cut-out.

>>382471469
Rikku has her al bhed goggles right around her neck, though.

what was the name of that faggot with the sack who was always begging for donations despite setting up shop literally everywhere? did it ever pay off to actually help him because I never gave that freeloading stalker a cent, for donations anyway

he was already getting money from me buying his wares but he's going all please sir may I have some more on me

>>382477342
O'aka. Donating gets you discounts.

>>382477342
O'aka
It's not worth in in FFX.
If you give him enough gil in FFX-2 you can resell his items to make an infinite amount of gil.

>>382478221
Rin is the superior merchant in FFX anyway

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Will we ever see an official release?

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>>382479246
Realistically a game wouldn't be interesting enough, but I'd love to see a fully-fledged cinematic

>>382478564
>>>/h/ome

>>382477342
Yeah it's worth it, cause he gives you a huge discount on endgame weapons later on.

>>382479526
>+10 weapons with 3 open customization slots
I save my counterattack/evade & counter upgrades for that blonde haired terrorist every time

>>382478564
Rin is a collossal jew, and actually turns out to be sinister as fuck in X-2.

>>382479991
Still sells the best weapons besides Celestials.

>>382479991
What does he do in X-2?

>>382457136
I can't fucking wait for them to play X-2.

I love Yuna

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>>382480353

>a machina in mihen goes berserk and attacks the hovercraft
>the machina are all synched so the other ones also go berserk
>rin knows if people lose faith in machina he could lose business
>enlists the gullwings to find out who was responsible for the machina going berserk to send them on a wild goose chase
>while they're out looking for clues he dismantles the haywire robots and plants evidence making other people look responsible for it
>you can potentially lay the blame on innocent people and have them punished because rin wanted to hide that machina could be dangerous

>>382480652
Wow. Does FFX2 just take a big fat shit on everything from the first game?

>>382481043
Fucking pretty much dude

>>382481043
The game is basically Josie and the Pussycats set in Spira,

>>382458770
Wa(KKK)a

The only good Al Bhed is on a funeral bed!

>>382458770
He probably banged her too.

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Does anyone find the dark aeons scary as fuck when you first tried it out like 15 years ago?

>just backtracking innocently
>get unskippable cutscene with serious music
>get raped
>last save was 1-2 hours ago cause you didn't expect shit like that

And there were so fucking many of them, you were locked out on a LOT of areas esp if you didn't have a guide and assumed a dark aeon guarded it's former zone (which they actually fucking did).

>that cutscene where Wakka is caving in an Al-Bhed child's head with his ball

Jesus fuck, Square.

>>382481620
I found them very expensive to beat.

I wish I was Al Bhed

>>382457136
You already did.

>>382481620
The Dark Aeons were fucking awful designs

>going back to the first city cause I didn't get the treasure from the puzzle and I need it for Auron's ultimate weapon
>the dark bird just swoops in and completely murders me
>have to save and keep trying to use the samurai summon to oneshot it

Took me like one hour of reloads

>>382457136
He's one of my favorite characters.

>>382472561
So many people never noticed her outfit was belts as fuck until they see 2D art or something.

>>382482119
I wish you were all dead

>>382484671
Go to sleep Wakka.

Not one barefoot character. Yuck

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>>382486708
kys footfag

>>382486830

OK brb

>>382476796
FFX loved giving everyone chaps for some reason.
I like it.

>>382457749
that's a small ronso.

FFX and FFX-2 was the start of the steep downward slope of the FF series
They deserve to be buried with the rest of the trash

>>382489051
>6'8" (204 cm)
He's a big guy

>>382481518
Oh, you know he had that hate fuck

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>>382457136
>ctrl+f
>happy festival fireworks
>no results

>>382489481
No, for Ronso he's a complete runt and also his horn is broken.

>>382490530
It's in an image, to be fair

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>>382470687
>You will never trigger /v/ so hard that any thing even remotely non-left will case them to cry bloody murder and forget that 90% of the people on 4chan cross board and instead think that a boogieman /pol/ is out to get them

best dad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XFlR4MQaQI
>ywn purify Yunalesca with gentle dickings and cuddling

>>382493484
You can't fuck a ghost

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>>382457384
This is the type of people who scream /pol/. These are the type of people who do not belong on 4chan.

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>>382470687
Nice one Ahmed, any more untrue statements you have for us today?

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>>382493527
Fear 2 would like a word with you.

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>>382493527
but I can fuck a monstergirl

right?

>>382472117
>Lulu the Wolf Queen
now this is podracing

>>382493527
You can in Spira

>>382493814
This enemy gave me boners then, it gives me boners now and it'll probably still give me them in a future where we can genetically create our own monster girls

>>382494992
do you think the medusa head would get jealous if you pay too much attention to Yunalesca and vice versa

>>382495459
I've always assumed the Medusa head was controlled by Yunalesca with no sentience but your post is really making my dick thi(n)k