ITT: /v/ in Roman times

>>382454721
STRATEGOS

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>>382454721
I love my emperor!

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>>382454721
>mfw stuck in Britannia for another season

>>382454721
It feels glorious as fuck knowing we Germans single handled brought down the whole Roman empire.

>CXVII
>Playing games in Barbarian languages rather than glorious Latin

>>382454721

Prostagma ?

>>382454850
Only the persians liked Nero.

WIR WAREN KAISER UND SCHEISSE

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>>382454990
>Rome is eternal
>Rome is undefeatable
>brought down

Go shit your pants or something you barbaric fuck, you merely set the unending glory that is rome back a bit. You cunt

>XVII
>playing with carved horse instead of ball and numbers
>mvh graphics

You can only respond to this post if you are a true Latin born in Italia

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R O M A
O L I M
M I L O
A M O R

>>382454990
>117 AD
>Brought down the Roman Empire

>>382454990
>GERMans are proud of destroying civilization
no wonder they started two world wars

>>382454721
I had a mighty good time campaigning Eastward with my imperator Trajan, shame he died so soon. I hope this Hadrian follow doesn't do anything too rash.

#ChristianLivesMatter

>>382454721
Just got back looting shit from gaul.
What games should i buy from the forum?

>>382454990
Huh? You Germans barely lifted a finger, did manage to stop the Huns tho after they enslaved you first.

>>382455558
Free lion ride for all christians

>there are heretics in this thread RIGHT NOW who think that there is only one god

>>382454721
Roman games are full of SJW shit thats why I only play Persian games.

>/v/ in roman times
It was basically impossible to be a virgin in that degenerate empire, even the ugliest and fattest of us would fuck for the amusement of nobles.

UNGA BUNGA ROCKSTOP

>>382454990
And now you are watching your civilization fall apart.

Karma a bitch.

>>382455761
All of you virgins would be fucked in the ass by the older men. Hard to say if you were virgins then, but you definitely didnt fuck anything female.

>>382455749
Go home Constantine.
On second thought, met me at the Melvian Bridge.

>>382455761
>Rome
>nobiles
BARBARIAN SCUM OUT

>>382454990
>Germs and Vandals in Evropa
>Arab tribes in North Africa and Syria
>Jews in the capital

Decked was stacked against them desu.

Anyway, the new Clamor Officii was pretty fun, I liked the campaign in Thrace.

Did anyone ITT play Age of Alexander, I saw that the new Tyre DLC got released but I wasn't sure if there's enough content for 10 Aureus.

>>382454721
ancient shitposting incoming

http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm

Traps are not gay.

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>>382455918
Guys, dudes, bros, you'll never believe what I saw in the sky this morning. Like dude, in hoc signo vinces amiright?

Guys I'm confused does Carthago exist?

>>382455308
SATOR
AREPO
TENET
OPERA
ROTAS

>>382456045
Its fun just to fight in Indus.
The campaign can be hectic though.

>>382456149
lmao of course cinaedus are gay, they take phalus in their anus.

>>382456259
Stop doing Opium on campaign seriously.

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One day... I will own this board

>>382456149
Traps are gay but you're not gay if you fuck one.

>>382454721
Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

>>382456492
Ok, that's it. I've had it up to here with you Roma trolls, I'm moving the capital to Byzantion, see how you like that.

>>382454990
Congrats, you got the WESTERN part of the empire
The part that wasn't a total embarrassment after the split lasted for another 1000 years

The greeks are controlling the global economy and they were behind the ambush in Teutoburg, wake up sheeple.

I have buggered men

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>>382454721
>Be Roman dev
>RTS are all the rage
>Grand Strategy and Patrician simulators outta the ass
>Fucking barbarians keep bitching about games not getting localizations for their shit tier "languages"
>Want to play some JRPG but realize Japan is too far and imports are fucking impossible
>Greeks keep calling us hacks and bitch and moan about how we stole or copied all their games
>Egypt is STILL stuck with nothing but shitty 2D sidescrollers
>Want to make a FPS but plebs just want Gladiator simulator #2039348
>tfw the senate ratifies laws against fanservice
>The Praetorians keep on bullying fellow devs when they even dare not make any imperial propaganda in their games
>The Christians regularly get triggered about our own gods in RPGs, especially thicc female ones
>Can't put homo or loli stuff because the Christians will throw such a shitfit we'll need to start another purge, which means no time for making games
>Fucking germans and gauls keep raiding our Ludostops and not buy our games
>They also keep on yelling how we're not "white" during crossplay
>Kids are all about those fucking portable wax tablets instead of proper house sets
>Pompeii's amazing H-Game studios just got wiped off the face of the Earth due to lolvolcano
>Have to deal with my ancestor's spirits bitching about how games aren't "art" every fucking weekend

>>382455869
It's almost like empires rise and fall throughout history or something. Weird.

>>382456643
hellens are oldfags

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>>382454721
>MUH HORSE ARCHERS
>MUH CAMEL-BASED SUPPLY TRAIN
>>/parthia/

>>382456615
Go on. And take your Judean religion with you! Jupiter Optimus Maximus!

>>382455869
Nah my friend, we are currently creating the European Union which will be the NO1 superpower before the US.

>>382456696
>Fucking germans and gauls keep raiding our Ludostops and not buy our games

And they have the gall to say that piracy isn't barbarism "I'm just testing out this road, I'll pay for it if I like it, promise"

>>382456696
Just go work for the jews.
They have been making a killing selling those open world crafting games.

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>>382456987
>creating
>not ruining

UNGA BUNGA ROCKSTOP

Someone start posting ancient shitposting jpegs.

>>382454990

But anon, Germans are the one cucking themselves now with all the immigrants flooding in now

Even their video games are killed off

>grindr hookup
>meet up in his car
>say i'm just looking to give head
>lean over the centre console and give head
>he reaches around and fingers my ass during
>keeps asking if he can fuck me, and i keep saying no
>he says he'll just fap and rub himself on my ass, no sex
>he's finger fucking my ass while i go down on him
>reluctantly say ok
>sit in doggy style
>he comes behind me and rubs his dick on my ass
>i panic and say no
>he says he's just rubbing, calm down
>he leans forward and wraps an arm around my neck
>softly humps my asshole without going in
>he clenches his arm around my neck
>pushes his dick hard on my ass and it slips inside
>i struggle but he starts fucking me and it feels like my ass is splitting in half
>he cums inside me in like a minute or two
>i fall down into the chair
>he tells me to get out
>"w-what?"
>"i'm done, get out"
>go home with ass pain
>check grindr, his messages and his account are gone

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>seat of power moves to Turkey and a bunch of christfags take over
>empire mysteriously turns to shit

I wonder why..?

>>382454721

PICTLAND
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#NOTALLBARBARIANS
#OPENTHEBORDERS
#STOPTHERACISM
#HORSEARCHERSOFPEACE

>>382457110
>germposting on a ROMA website

hinc abire

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>>382457157
>tfw you will never be buttfucked by the thunderer himself

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Stop eating like a Bithynian! The Capitoline Brotherhood of Millers: true roman bread, for true gamers.

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>>382457265

>>382454721

BRAVE ROMANS TO A MAN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_cs08lGZ_A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqHyWoMrbwQ

>>382457189
>Empire of Constantine survives for 1000 years
>gets taken over because larping western nations don't want to assist because they can barely fucking read and are busy infighting

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Hey guys

>>382457502
well the larping western nations fucked them first, then decided not to help later

And also to be fair the Easterns were pretty autistic about constant war with the Sassanids. If that last war didn't happen Islam would have been stuck in Arabia forever

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Hey guys, it isnt cheating if your gf fucks her own brother, r-right?

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>>382454721
Where da Roman wymen at, Gaulboi?

Quintilius Varus, give me back my legions!

I HATE TO PLAY AGAINST GAUL FAGGOTS

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>>382457189
>Turkey
>Not Thrace/Anatolia
>Implying that the turkish infestion isn't temporary
>Implying that the turkish infestation won't be removed when the eternal empire eventually resurfaces

>>382457658
If you fuck him and make him part of your harem it's fine.

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>>382457658
daily fucking reminder it's refreshing and healthy for a man's virility to fuck another man in the ass
but taking it in the ass means the cross for you.

>>382457795
We only have 400 years to liberate it before they earn the meme of owning that land for 1000 years.

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>>382456987
>creating the European Union
>will be the NO1 superpower before the US

You can't build an empire by importing sub 85 IQ "refugees" and inbred muslims Hans.
How did you like that anti anonymity bill that passed in germany yday btw? You're so fucked.

>playing with parthians
overcompensating sandniggers
>playing with greeks
effeminate poets and boyfuckers
>playing with spaniards
Literal wannabe romans
>playing with bretons
Literally who lives there
>playing with North Africans
Based white people

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>>382457956
>Empire is eternal
>Comparing a mere millenium to eternity

>>382457973
Oh yes you can, just take a look at how it worked out for the US. Besides all Western nations are still over 90% white. We will finally come together and dominate and there's nothing you mulattos overseas can do to stop it.

>>382458089
If trajan were still alive you wouldn't shit on spaniards fuckboi

>>382457419
Fuck the cross get the fifty

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>>382454721
ooga booga i go to rockstop and drop mammoth meat from loin cloth

fucking rockstop

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COLLOSIUM FAGS BTFO

>>382457368
Proper mockery of the Jews and their one god will be kept to a minimum!
>Captcha: 1900 Roma

>>382458628
>gaulposting

>>382458684
give hippodrome man a Byzantine style crown and you win

>>382458835
>Byzantine
Term did not exist till 1550, take that ahistoric bullshit back to Gaul, fucko.

everyone smells like shit

is there a city builder game where I can build roman cities?

who /scipio/ here?

>>382459003
Sorry, meant Eastern Empire, not sure where that came from

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>>382454721
POST YFW COLISEUM FAGS WILL NEVER EVER HAVE CHARIOT RACING

>>382454990

>in 117 ad

>>382459459

cornellia best gens

Constantinople is a better Rome than Rome

Romanes eunt domus

>>382454990
Technically the Turkroaches did with the Byzantine Empire.

Oh shit you're right!

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>mfw I have a Carthage fag with iii bars as my opponent

>>382460424
>elephants lmao

Yeah, didn't work against Alexander, not gonna work against Scipio.

>>382457795
>implying it's not permanent
France and Britain will always back their muslim buttbuddy.

>>382454721
How do we stop the christian menace bros?
Those moralfags want to take away our gladiatorial games and our catamites.

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Greetings my fellow Romans, it is I, Toddius Hovvorian bringing you great news that we're realising The Greco Scrolls V: Thebes for the IVth time and Germout IV but now with first hand experience at Teutoburg! Don't forget to buy armour cosmetics for that as well!

>>382461131

Well that's false because the gladiator games never stopped

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When are the unrealistic beauty standards in paintings going to stop!

>>382461228
*releasing

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>>382458628
Sauce? I don't remember teaching babies to swim like this.

>there are people who prefer Colosseum over Colonia Pietas Iulia Pola's amphitheatre

>>382461415
You don't teach people to swim by throwing them in the deep end. The mother was a fucking retard.

>>382456057

>VI.14.36 (Bar of Salvius); 3494: In one bar, a picture depicts two men playing dice. One shouts, “Six!” while his opponent holds up two fingers and says, “No, that’s not a ‘three’; it’s a ‘two’”. By the door of the bar, another picture shows a short man driving a group of men out. Above his head are the words, “Go on, get out of here! You have been fighting!”

Based barkeeper kicking out GETfaggots

>>382461546

Yeah you do

A Vandal magister with known Arian tendencies was holding a symposium in honour of Demophilus, a known schismatic.
"Before the toasts begin, you must get on your knees and worship God and accept that he was the most divine entity the ecumene has ever known, even greater than Christus whom he created!"

At this moment, a venerable Praepositus Limitis who had served on the frontiers for decades and understood the necessity of taming the Barbaricum and fully supported the creed promulgated by the great Constantine rose from his couch and held up a crucifix.

"Who does this represent?"

The Rhenian cur smirked quite devilishly and smugly replied "the created child of an indivisible God"

"You miss the point. Jesus Christ our Dominus is of the same substance as God and thus equal to Him."

The heretic was visibly shaken, and dropped his wine krater and copy of Eusebius' Onomastikon. He stormed out of the banquet hall crying those laetus crocodile tears. The same tears Donatists and Priscillians cry for the "poor" (who today are so holy that saints vie to kiss their feet) as they flee Roman territory to the outrage-committing Bacaudae in Armorica. There is no doubt that at this point the "learned" Vandal wished he had studied the work of the Holy Apostles and become more than a ludicrous teacher of rhetoric. He wished so much that he had a spatha to disembowel himself with due to the shame but he had sold all the city's arms for Gaiseric's ransom pay!

The partygoers politely clapped and all ceased their apostasy that day and accepted Jesus as the true Son of God. An divine light suddenly shone into the room and blazed upon the bust of Augustine and the statue wept miraculously. The Nicene Creed was recited, and Jesus Monogenes himself descended and banished the barbarians to the hellish wastes beyond the limes.

The magister lost his tongue and was castrated the following day. He was exiled to Troesmis, and his vidya confiscated.

Praise Jesus Consubstantialis.

>swears in Latin

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>>382454721
>tfw no well shaven man to take a bath with and discuss philosophy

>>382461837
And here I thought I was the only one aware of the Arianists outside of /his/.

>>382456259
Blu

>>382461228
I'm calling the Praetorians if you don't get out of my villa immediately.

Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.

>>382462097
We've had some good discussions at times in here about arianism, marcionism, various gnostic sects and early christianity in general.

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>AD 78
>Briton kidnapped and sold into slavery as a servant to the Gladiators and their managers
>Have to look after the /fit/lads making sure both their bodies and armour are strong
>Start getting more tingles the more and more I clean them when they bathe
>MFW instead of looking after & touching female athletes, I'm a bumboy for the big guys.

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>>382456057
>Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

IV

>>382462097
They're hardly obscure Anon. They were literally the rival of orthodox Christianity for like 300 years.

>>382454721
UNGA BUNGA ROCKSTOP

>>382462763
>They're hardly obscure Anon.
Today they are. Most people don't even know in what ways Orthodoxy differs from Roman Catholicism.

>>382457053
I swear to Mars, if they make one more of those things I'm going to destroy their temple.

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at least /v/ doesn't have to pretend they aren't gay anymore

romans were a gigantic bunch of fucking faggots. Imagine this, the clothing of romans, open bottom tunics, togas etc. The average Roman rode three cocks a day, imagine how gaped their assholes were. If they felt a bowel movement, that shit just ran out of their ass, no control from the gaping, and it just plopped onto the streets and in your home.

Festina lente.
Duobus litigantibus, tertius gaudet.
Pannonia fecunda est.
Historia est mater studiorum.
Man those 2 years of Latin in high school sure weren't useless

>>382463127

Damn, now I really wish I was born back then.

>>382462763
Orthodoxy as we know it today took a long time to emerge and stabilize. Look at the changes and modifications new religions have had to make in their first or second centuries due to pressure from the rest of society and the schisms those have caused.

Based on what we can observe about new religions today its actually highly likely that the original christianity taught by the founder died out in favor of the one most acceptable to Rome and that the groups that were killed off were probably more similar in some cases to the original teachings.

>>382462797
Celts get out

>>382463127
>The average Roman rode three cocks a day
The average slav maybe, Cinaedus were ridiculed.

>>382463127
Romans had sex with everything, even pedophilia was widely practiced.

>>382455298
Albalonga Fag here

>>382454990
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>>382455869
>>382456045
>>382456628
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>>382460202
>all these ass blasted cuckmans

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Northern European "empires":
>Mudhuts, shacks with thatch roofs
>shit armies, shit at conquering, consistently got btfo
>savagery
>low iq

Southern European empires:
>Grand architecture, monumental, praised today
>Large armies, very orderly, conquered endlessly
>Law and order of the utmost importance
>high iq, philosophical, ideals that live today

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>this triggers the war elephant

>>382464356
We only think they look stylish and regal now because all the colors faded over time.
Roman stuff was garish as fuck.

Please recommend me some good Roman video games, for the sake of Mars.

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>>382464715
DELETE
THIS

CARTHAGE MUST BE DESTROYED

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>>382466004

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WHO /XIIITH LEGION/ HERE?

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>>382456696
>Egypt is STILL stuck with nothing but shitty 2D sidescrollers

AVE, TRUE TO CAESAR

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>tfw fucking premium roman boypussy at my bathhouse

Oh, the joys of being a member of the consul. Plebs can keep masturbating to dirty murals.

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>>382466132
XIII!

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>>382467606
>bagacum
>bag a' cum
non-country