what's /v/s opinion on the new Xbox live avatars

>>382447618
Damn you're slow

>>382447618
>shadbase

>>382447618

Blender Pornography/10

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>>382447618
This style of 3d avatars was always a mistake. Miis are a fucking abomination.

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>>382448018
where is the mistake

>>382447618
As a PS4 owner, how do these work? Do you buy them in packages or do they come individually? Can you mix and match accessories/body parts/features? What purpose do they serve?

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>>382448261
right about here

Why do they all have prosthetic limbs? Is microsoft trying to say something?

>>382448625
Aug lives matter

>>382448461
One could assume that they work like miis on the wii, but who knows. Just custom avatar I assume

>tfw planning on buying an xbone to make a qt avatar and erp

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somebody post it already
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I thought it would be cool if you got stuff for playing games but they saddle you with this ugly playdough monster and if you want to make it look less horrible you have to pay out the nose.

There is a thread in /aco/ with 6 drawings. We need more

>>382449628
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

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>>382449628


>>382449676
link

>>382449913
i see a lot of THICC

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>>382447618
It's alright, I liked the other platforms version better R.I.P

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>>382447618
That sidecut is so fucking terrible that even if the rest of this uggos body was cute I wouldn't want anything to do with it.

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>>382449913
>we want the pedo audience

>>382450024
which platform is this?

>>382447881
>>382447995
Too cute to be shad

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>>382450175
AKA 'we want the normal human male audience'

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did we figure ot how she lost her arm?

>>382450225
PS3, it was called home but it got canned a couple of years ago.

>>382450419
It was surgically removed to make Microsoft some PC brownie points.

>>382450419
She's becoming a Mec trooper.
Meld is a helluva a drug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_f55QFVx470

I wish there was a single artist who understands the importance of hair lustre, it is like the #4 indicator of total estrogen content after hip width

>>382450419
She intentionally replaced the arm with a robotic replacement to improve handjob skills tenfold

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>>382448472
rude 2bh

I love them. Really makes the x box the greatest console.

Does Playstation have 2017 avatars. No, they totally don't.

I really don't regret avoiding the other consoles.

As a male with two arms I'm glad I have an avatar I can relate too.

>>382450138
I wonder when will this meme die.
Sidecut is trashy as shit, I hate it.

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hmmm...

>>382450636
>hair lustre
explain to a non native english speaker

>>382451439
>we want the overmeme audience

has that dreamsworks faggot look

>>382451575
Hair lustre is just how shiny your hair is. If your hair is very shiny it's sexually attractive because it means your body contains a lot of estrogen, which makes you more fertile.

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>>382451439
hmmm...

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>>382451439
>>382451820
hmmm...

>>382450414
Does this mean I'm a normie now?

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what did she mean by this

>>382447618
I will have to see mine in person.

They look a little cutesy in that commercial.

>>382452506
wide birthing hips

>>382452587
This.
Is there any way to see them online? I have an avatar from my Xbox 360 but I want to see how he'd look now.

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Original hmmmm...

>>382450419
Avatar transmutation.

>>382452708
True art is orignial since?

>>382450419

Her left arm got infected by a dirty wood splinter while she was holding up a SJW sign blaming men for all her problems.

It got amputated and she was given the robo arm on tax payers dollars since she is an unemployed pot head.

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>>382447995

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>>382451439
hmmm...

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just post it already, it's the only reason this thread was made

>>382453682
Oh wow, both are purple.

Looks like some trashy unvirgin.

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>>382448472
did i do it right?

>>382449628
Nice

>>382447618
I'd say it's [censored according to Netzwerkdurchsetzungsgesetz bill on hate speech and its removal]

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wtf where are our qt waifus
REEEEEEEEEEE

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>>382450414
it's almost as if the human body was designed for reproduction during and shortly after puberty

>>382455405
Fuck off polddit

>>382456280
Fuck off pedophile

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>>382450414
>Infants and toddlers
>Unarousing
>Aged adults
>Arousing
This nigga

What are avatars even used for?

1vs100 hasn't been a thing since it died ages ago.

>>382456280
Specifically the female body was designed that way. Eggs aren't reproduced over time like sperm, once the current ones are ruined by background radiation that's all she wrote.

http://msc.sagepub.com/content/9/1/2.long

Offspring's downs syndrome incidence organized by maternal age

At age 16, 1 in 2,843
At age 20, 1 in 1,441
At age 40, 1 in 84

>>382450419

fisting robot girls

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>>382453838
What is it?
Is it a sexy 3D webm?

>>382457828
It's cartoon porn, pretty good though. Check /aco/.

>>382457947
They've only got one good picture up so far.

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Apologies for phonecapping, but did you mean this?

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2

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>>382457375
>1vs100
>I now remember

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three

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Yup.

>>382447618
that tiny little snake nose is fucking disgusting and makes everything about this unappealing

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>>382458487
>I think she knew, but she wasn't disgusted.

Modern girls are so heavily estrogen doped that dicks are on their mind before they're even twelve.

Nintendo avatars already looked so stupid that it made me think that how can people above 10 year old deal with them. But now they're bringing them to Xbox too? It only makes the idea of getting the console even more repulsive to me.

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>>382458696

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>>382447881
>>382447995
>tfw i know someone IRL who fucked up so bad in life they were drawn by shad

>>382458661
>he didn't play tomodachi life
>he hasn't preordered miitopia
miis are fucking cute

>>382448461
everyone just gets an avatar you get to customize. the avatar store has been around since around 2010 and they release new clothes all the times. Its basically playing dress up on xbox.

t. xbox 360 and one owner

>>382453871
and can go invisible

>>382458696
Uhhh

>>382459086
Might as well point out who, anon

>>382458696
wtf i love xbox now

>>382458696
Robotic arms are wonderful.

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>>382458696
>New XBoners shoots our white liquid when trying to play
ITS OVER MICROSOFT
YOUR FINISHED

This thread is not video games, everyone is talking about waifu and autism
why it is still alive?

>>382459770
welcome to /v/

>>382459770
this is definitely vidya related
>>382458696

They're shit

Sidecuts are the best, you cant deny this

>>382459250
>playing dress up on xbox.
how customizable is it?

>>382447618
What are they going to do with it?

>>382459770
It's Xbox related.

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I want to give her love.

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>>382459572
here ya go bud. we used to be pretty good friends till this whole scandal

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>>382460624

>>382460229
you can get animations for them and basically change most parts of the avatar. pretty customizable.

>>382450419
When will the cyborg girl with undercut meme end?

>>382461012
>Your wedgie has to be good enough so that when you spread your cheeks, it shows the edges of your butthole . . . OMG that would be so funny!

What the actual fuck

>>382461280
where else does this meme exist?

>>382461737
Yea the whole thing is really fucked, I mean i knew he had a thing for 14 year olds dancing for him from his controversy a couple years ago but god damn. this is a guy i used to bullshit with, watch survivor, play melee and talk about girls with fatasses. Now he's probably going to jail for 30 years.

>>382461107
even their pantsu?

>>382461012
How did you feel when he made the news?

>>382461976
I had no idea it even happened at first. He was touring in europe (probably fucking 15 year old polish girls) and as soon as he landed at the airport the FBI was on his ass. Found it out from a friend first then everything fucking blew up. I haven't seen him yet since it happened but his mom bailed him outta prison for now.

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>>382461012
How can Shadman make digital art his career and then fuck it up so spectacularly?

>>382461949
Anon, that's haram, but you can give them a gun for 2.99 plus tax plus tip.

>>382461012
Shad's a bit of a hypocrite, no?

>>382458507
>homo cant understand consent
lol

Whats been happening with Shad and this person now?

>>382461737
oh my god, it's a real life version of that stupid "haha" meme

>shave head
>purple dye
>piercings

sure we can make milenials buy a xbone because no one who is a bit of a gamer would buy one

>>382461012
Who this? and story

Can I keep my old one?

https://www.polygon.com/e3/2017/6/14/15803584/xbox-live-avatars-2-video-interview

>“Our new avatars are built with inclusivity in mind,”

xbone sjw edition

Shad is BASED

>>382462483
why would i want a gun

>>382463191
https://youtu.be/FgkEMIvpXRk?t=2m49s

>>382449913
>Uses innocent dickgirl artist as reference
>>382462504
how so?

>>382458197
>>382458306
>>382458413
>>382458507
>>>/r9k/37795828

>>382463191
Austin Jones, some useless youtuber who asked his young female friends for borderline pornographic images

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>this thread

>>382461012
MaxMoeFoe?
Wait a minute, IS THIS VIEWS?

>>382463191
Old friend of mine I met through mutual friends in music a few years back. Guy was pretty cool besides his shitty music and being a pedo. Anyways hes Austin Jones. He basically got off on his 14 year old fans shaking their asses on camera while saying "this ass is 14 years old" and had over 50 videos.
I truly choose the greatest of friends.

>>382463396
>that twerking demonstration video
Jesus

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>>382463727

>mfw finding out someone I went to highschool with killed a 3 year old

was not even in contact with him or anyone from my old highschool I just got it as a random message from normiebook

>>382464215
You truly never know what people are capable of anon.

>>382457084
GET THE FUCK OUT TACO

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>>382464395
I'm pretty sure most people over the age of 5 are capable of killing a 3 year old.
It's not like they're particularly strong or anything, they're just lousy 3-year-olds.

I unironically find this avatar character cute as fuck.

>>382463417
Not that anon but I saw something about him being a pedo or getting in with in trouble with his loil art.
>>382463727
>>382463396
how was he not caught eailer? He seems to be rather opened with it.

>>382450419
>she
it's a tranny