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SGDQ 2017

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ONE MORE DAY

How damn hyped are you? First run is NieR Automata.
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is chibi gay
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>>382446136
Is it gay to like a man that looks like a woman or is it gay to like a woman that looks like a man? a hole is a hole in the end of the day.
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>>382446012
>undertale
>twitch
>weeb emoticon
>tranny
how can this much repulsive be in one picture
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>>382446395
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>>382446395
That thing doesn't look like a woman, i have seen guys who looked more feminine than that without even trying.
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>>382446136
He admitied to being bisexual
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>>382446395
That's a man who looks like a boy.
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>>382446534
That's just a bad picture she's pretty qt
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>>382446692
keep your boypussy shit in /r9k/ where people actually fall for it
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>>382446395
one hole produces sweet nectar and the other produces shit.

pick one, faggot
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>>382446826
You're just jealous cuz Chibi got to bang this
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>>382446826
>/r9k/ is into boys now since they couldn't get real girls
Is this a meme or true?
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>>382446395
Nigger my friend looks like a girl without even trying, and he's straight as fuck.
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>>382446395
Is gay to be gay, faggot.
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>>382447130
i've been on this site for 8 years and still don't get /r9k/

give me the rundown
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>>382446518
bailey is so photoshoped on that image lol
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>>382446012

>this autistic fuck has cuddled a girl while I'm a handholdless kissless virgin at 27

I can't take this anymore
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>>382447219
it's the board for the true autistic neets to congregate and talk about not wanting to work, their anxiety and other disorders, traps, etc
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0C7C_vXNEY
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>>382447324
KHV here aswell, just turning 27. I actually don't understand because I'm at least respectful and try not to be awkward around girls. I guess its because I never go outside and I'm ugly.
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Will there be a shooting this year? Or at least a bomb threat? Will someone at least try to disrupt the stream or call the people out on using it to embezzle funds and launder money?
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>>382447013
>>382446692
He confirmed its a dude? Could just be an ugly girl
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>>382446012
Speedrunning is objectively more degenerate than streaming
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>>382446692

Would rather Cosmo
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>>382448179
I'd rather Sig
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HOIP

Greetings from Germany btw^^
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>>382447771
>it's because im (insert trait here)

It's not because of that, anon, it's because you are an insecure little faggot that will never love himself.
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>>382447013
>>382446692
unironically would
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>>382447771
get /fit/ you dunce
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>Chibi, Nick Bates, CWC, Pamperchu and Uli all got sucked off and laid while you remain a hugless, kissless virgin.

Why live senpai
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>>382449736
I hate myself and I have had sex so it is not that
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>>382446012
>>382446692
>>382447013
How fucking pathetic do you have to be to make fun of a guy like Chibi then stalk his twitter and his ex gf and then save her pictures. Honestly you guys are more fucking pathetic than Chibi ever was and are the prime examples of being cuckolds.
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>>382447771
you are being too respectful.
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>>382447324
>>382447771
This just in.
https://twitter.com/ShinyAquana/status/881181192145571842
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>>382450802
t. chibi
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>>382451230
That's not his gf though. That just a girl who happens to be friends. And no I'm not shitposting. he said this himself.
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>>382450802
Oh yeah, well at least we're anonymous amirite haha boom showed you get outta here yeah ahahha
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>>382447219
A depression hugbox of neets that refuse to work, socialize (outside of 4chan), and are too ugly or have no self-esteem to get a gf.
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>enters thread
wow i cant wait to discuss the autism of sgdq!
>all trap discussion from virgins
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>>382452302
https://twitter.com/ShinyAquana/status/881174824181276673
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>>382455642
Well fuck me. There was another tweet of them just hanging out and he said that it wasn't his gf. That was maybe a year ago.
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>>382455642
She looks like she is 40 years old.
His ex is cuter by comparsion
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>>382454229
just like /srg/
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>>382455642
>cute
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why is /v/ so obsessed with chibi? he's not even interesting, by internet standards
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>>382446012
Is that a girl (boy) on the right?
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She's kinda weird and looks like an ayylmao but it kind of pisses me off how chibi of all people has a decent pussy to cum inside of,
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>>382456270
>pussy to cum in
>pussy

Come on anon. That's a man baby.
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Remember, they banned fun!
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>>382456182
chris-chan went off the rails
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>>382457595
i love that you can take advantage of a guy's drunk wife and run a train on her and not get banned, but making a harmless joke about air canada will get you banned. i genuinely do love it, this event is hilarious.
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>>382446012
Can you make another thread without a bait image? because this one is pretty off-topic :^)
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>>382457802
The best part is when the organizers apologized to Air Canada and they had no idea what they were talking about.
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>>382458282
damn even the event organizers are cringy autists
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>>382457595
What happened?
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>>382458623
Someone set us up the bomb.
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>>382458282
I'm surprised they didn't apologize to Owen Wilson too. Fucking retards.
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>>382447336
>>382452614
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>>382457802
please explain, did this really happen?
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>>382458623
During his run, Bonesaw told the stream viewers to spam the twitter account of Air Canada because he lost his keys or something on his flight to the event. He also made some "inappropriate" jokes and said "fuck" several times. As a result, he got banned from GDQ until 2018.
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>>382457802
Hotel rooms are not part of the GDQ event, they're literally private domiciles that only the hotel is responsible for. You people are fucking retarded.
>>382458282
>He thinks the person who runs the Air Canada twitter account is an authority in the company and that they weren't contact off twitter by someone who matters.
Yep, you people are fucking retarded.
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>>382460641
>Hotel rooms are not part of the GDQ event, they're literally private domiciles that only the hotel is responsible for. You people are fucking retarded.
then why did ch get banned for allegedly touching a girl in the hotel? actually end your life, you literal autist.
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>>382446012
>biggest autism cringe fest of the year
>hyped
You must be joking
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>>382456021
>/srg/
Who?
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>>382460737
>then why did ch get banned for allegedly touching a girl in the hotel?
Because that happened in the marathon/stream area you fucking mongoloid.
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>>382460849
you're new as fuck and have no idea what you're talking about. just stop, retard.
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>>382460737
>sexual assault is the same as consensual sex.
lmao. stay classy, /v/.
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>>382460907
I'm more informed and less new than you, evidently.
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>>382460912
>drunk women can consent
shitlord
>>382460953
nah
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>>382460641
>gqd apologist

fuck off retard
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>>382461010
Yah.
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>>382461016
>waaaah stop shutting down my arguments with facts and logic, i want to mindlessly hate things waaaaaah
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>>382461045
you're wrong
/thread
if you keep replying, you're new because you don't understand shit
/actual/threadx10099991099998873987/thread
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>>382460641
Should've known that speedrun autists really are... Autists.
Makes you think.
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>>382446012
wait shit it starts tomorrow? I literally got laid off for a week, this was some really nice timing
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>>382446012
that's chibi with a dude right? is chibi gay? i mean that makes sense, he has a weird relationship with his mother and all
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>>382461103
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>Autismos speedruners get more pussy than /v/

Like pottery
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>>382461356
>implying my homemade onahole isn't better than roastie puss
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Why didn't you watch /our marathon/ NASA? Literally run by /srg/ fags as an alternative to how shit GDQs have become.

Pic related, the group photo.
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speed running is actually the most pointless, aspie thing I can think of

Are there people who 'speedwatch' films too
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>>382461010
yeah but she was black out drunk not remembering anything, so how is that consent?
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>>382461520
>Not watching movies at double speed
Can you be more of a pleb?
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Let's say that I make quite some money from my job, like I have money to throw away, if I were to go to this event and hire like at least 10 prostitutes, would any of these faggots go for it?

Or would they be too beta to do anything?

It would be in a hotel room obviously not on the event area.
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>>382461356
>pussy
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>>382461356
That's because the type of people who hate speedrunners are even more autistic than speedrunners. Pic and video related confirms it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ouuxkv8KsTA
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>>382461473
>supporting white supremacist /pol/tards
smdh
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>>382461732
heh no cus there a bunch of nerdboys !!
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>>382461520

[hobby] is actually the most pointless, aspie thing I can think of

Yes, God forbid people have fun in a manner different than the manner Lord Autismo decrees.
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>>382461520
>video games are movies
You never cease to amaze me, /v/.
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this......looks fun
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>>382461878
thought the typical /pol/ poster was hispanic/black
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>>382461947
Video games are a form of entertainment like movies

playing them as fast as possible as a hobby is autistic as hell
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>>382446012
is that the lead singer of AFI?
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>>382462009
in new york city, sure
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CAN YOU STOP?!?!
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>>382461473
>Choose between no fun allowed or meme spewing shitposters
You know, more and more decisions are boiling down to these two options.
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i'd prefer it if you were quiet
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How many trannies will there be this year?
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>>382462215
YOU GUYS PROBABLY CAN'T KEEP YOUR EYES OFF OF ME, I KNOW, AND I KNOW YOU'RE ALL WONDERING WHAT I'M DOING BECAUSE I'M SO INTERESTING, I'M SORRY
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>>382462043
>Video games are a form of entertainment like movies
And that's where the similarities end.

I refuse to believe you're actually this stupid, though.
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>>382457802
>take advantage of a guy's drunk wife and run a train on her and not get banned
elaborate on this, first time i'm hearing about it
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I legitimately really enjoyed AGDQ last time, it was a week of getting comfy and watching people go through video games really fast. I'm genuinely hype.
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>>382462410
>tranny likes trannyfest
Color me surprised
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>>382447130
>>/r9k/ is into boys now since they couldn't get real girls
>Is this a meme or true?
Just look at steam threads on /v/.
>no girl wants them
>resort to men
Weeeew
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>>382462403
Stay deluded ameritistic
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>>382462407
https://pastebin.com/6JmhEriM
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>>382462542
>people are actually capable of doing enough mental gymnastics to turn this into "they ran a train on her."
That's enough internet for today.

I would recommend that the rest of you get some fresh air as well.
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>>382462542
Holy shit, what was the aftermath of this?
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>>382462349
every single participant and audience member will be a tranny
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>>382462689
i said stop posting, you literal retard
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>>382450802
we research her twitter and save her pictures to document lore on the fascinating autismo Chibi. We can then share this info in threads such as this one. Nothing pathetic about it, it's actually a public service more than anything.
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>>382446518
both of those options are gay as fuck
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>>382446692
>chibi got to fuck this
u jelly senpai?
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>>382462704
memes
>Speaking of her being your wife, I just want to say that I strongly advise you to not take her for granted. She is something special, always remember that.
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>>382463053
are you saying you dont like woman?
>but she has a dick
YOU HOMO LOL
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>>382446012

>nu/v/ and literal whos:the thread
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>>382462410
Are you a tranny?
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>>382447013
I would only bang her because she looks masculine enough to meet both my girly boy and boyish girl kinks.
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>>382446518
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>>382463450
>nu/v/
>literal whos when it involves chibi

2/10 made me respond.
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>>382463064

I know that i just fucked your wife , but let me give you some life advice. Hole shit some people
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>>382464523
>literally my only experience with her is her being drunk and me fucking her, but let me tell you, the husband, how special she truly is
that was supposed to be an apology. also the husband ended up forgiving her and getting back together with her.
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>>382461520
lmao this is obvious bait, made me laugh tho.
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>making threads about an SJW money laundering scheme
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when's rabi ribi?
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>>382462490
>being this retarded
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>>382463064
>>382464523
>>382464825
lmfao normally this would come off as a huge passive aggressive insult but knowing these people it's a sincere attempt at an apology and they mean it 100%
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>>382449920
same
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>>382446692
Imagine being so beta you find an hispanic koreaboo tranny cute
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do you people even watch this for the speed runs or just for drama?

I swear, you guys are just as bad as 40 year old housewives with gossip
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>>382465026
Indeed

He meant it in a way that the guy should not be angry at his wife and leaver her.
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>>382462229
>having inside jokes about your kantonese imageboard is considered meme spewing
so what do you consider the unimaginative normiejokes your mom spouts if any at all
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>>382464825

>the husband ended up forgiving her and getting back together with her.
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>>382465294

>remember how your whore wife fucked a bunch of dudes?
>don't hold that against her, forgive her like a beta cuck faggot

And, apparently, he took the advice.
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>>382465497
>a bunch of dudes
Why do you cunts keep saying this when it was just one dude?
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>>382465662

>i-it's okay that you fucked some other guy
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>>382461813
lmfao

it's true. it's literally just autistic nerds trying to find other autistic nerds to feel superior to.
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Remember speedrunning is degenerate
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>>382465662
> I'm not going to speak for the other guys
stiv said so, you retard
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>>382465662
only one guy was confirmed.. apparently she had some dude's flacid dick in her mouth in a hallway too as a dare?
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>>382465908
>>382465916
She kissed some other guys. She only had sex with Stiv.
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>>382465984
lol, if you're willing to kiss other dudes then fuck some rando, you can bet you're giving head on the side too. didn't she have a picture in boyshorts on the couch too after her BF left the event, where she was on some dude's lap?
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>>382465254
The majority of people are just here so they can chimp out whenever a tranny comes on screen or the next seat sniffer arrives
/v/ would never actually take an interest in speedruns. Caring about a video game that much isn't cool.
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>>382456104
source?
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>>382466163
https://youtu.be/UP2q_NIIzbQ
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>>382466163
im just here to make the rabi ribi threads
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>she
>her
>wife

umm...
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>>382446012
Is Nier Automata THIS big that it's one of those "instant classic" type games that they will speed run immediately like Dork Souls?
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>>382466163
big if true
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>>382464825
>also the husband ended up forgiving her and getting back together with her.
LOOOOOOOOL, post the fucking webm right now. My God, some people truly are castrated from birth.
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>>382465254
/v/ doesn't care about video games. They watch it so they can feel superior to the people who actually play video games.
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>Why yes, I do indeed watch *GDQ, I love all the pro SJW propaganda and the no fun allowed!
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>>382465354
>Getting defensive and trying to pull the "normie" card because your frogposting, "seven levels of irony" faggotry is detested on a website that routinely gawks over feminine boys in skirts.
"It's just an injoke, breh" is no excuse for it to be terrible. No one watches this shit for unfunny autists failing at humor. They watch it for autists in general. In retrospect, that's one in the same.
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>>382466652
very big if true
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>>382446012
is that a girl(boy)?
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>>382455642
hey I have that dress too
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>>382466816
It's an actual girl. The people calling her a tranny are making shit up.

Making shit up about GDQs/speedrunning seems to be the norm around here.
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>>382464825

wait so was it a train or just one man NTR?
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>>382466908
thanks for clearing that
i hate the casual racism and constant downtrodding of women that is ever present here. this entire site needs more strict moderation and a username system. this archaic shit just doesn't fly on the internet anymore.
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>>382466939
almost definitely a train. there's no video, so no one can say for sure.
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>>382466991
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>>382466991
BAN THIS DELETE THIS NOW!
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>>382466991
why the fuck is touhou banned again???
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>>382466991
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>>382464847
>Normal mode makes the bosses more dangerous than lower difficulties

why is that even in there
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>>382457802
I think he's unbanned next year.
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>>382467297
>not understanding rabi-ribi difficulty
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>>382467201
think there was a guy who played with one or something and it annoyed the speedrunners
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>>382446692
Well, at least there is no beard shadow.
Balding though
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>>382467201
Touhou isn't banned. They banned dolls/plushies/etc. because goofing around with a plushie is fun and we can't allow that
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>>382467402
>tfw because of the rabi ribi guy in these threads I looked up what the game actually was and bought it
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>>382467297
If you read the WHOLE sentence, it's an explanation of why they chose Normal as opposed to say Easy.

READING COMPREHENSION
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>>382467458
>They banned dolls/plushies/etc
you mean dolls/plushies/etc on stream now need to be approved by the runner, which was the actual change.
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They need to remove turn-based RPGs and racing games.
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>multiple runs rejected except for X2
>Lost his WR to a double whammy
>In danger of losing 3rd place
>Fucks up each night of practice for a month straight
>Can barely get a qualifying time in X2
>Lives with his parents again
This may be the upset of the week.
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Will Blueglass be there?
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>>382467371

I certainly hope so. Next run he makes on gdq should be even better but im pretty sure they wont let him run anyway anymore or they will just kill the run like 10minutes in if its entertaining
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>>382467727
F-Zero games are some of the most technical speedruns in existence.
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>>382467757
5 miles away watching a stream of it to remove any chances of hearing him or seeing him. Yes
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>>382467731
>lives with his parents again
hahaha, i always spam "you MOVE?!?!?!" under different accounts, he gets so damn tilted. sucks about his ISP though, nothing he can really do but sell the house
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>>382446865
>one hole produces sweet nectar
as a man living with his girlfriend, ha ha ha, no
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Remember when a dude's wife sucked a goldeneye runner of in the hotel corridor before having drunk sex with 3 other guys and her cuckold of a husband forgave her?
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>>382463063
Actually she told his entire stream she wasn't putting out and then dumped him like 3 days later.
Here lies Chibi. He never scored.
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>>382467937
wait she sucked off goose?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b56N17d4WnM
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>>382467402
>>382467563
no shit but like, OBVIOUSLY normal difficulty is going to increase the DIFFICULTY of the bosses over easy mode
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>>382467937
A RL-MR TIME
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>>382467937
post the video?
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>>382467731
On his third girlfriend as well after his 9/10 2nd saw his life and ran hard, iirc
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>>382450802
>gf
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>>382467975
>He never scored.
guess again
https://twitter.com/ShinyAquana/status/881174824181276673
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>>382468046
>>382467563
he should have submitted a bunny extinction all members run, then maybe it would have gotten in
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>>382468020
>goose
You mean the Goldeneye runner who acts above it all but still picks his nose and eats it?
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>>382468195
a true alphamale. you wouldn't understand.
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>>382468195
you don't?
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>>382467975
The speedrunning community is pretty much just a bunch of weirdos that haven't grown out of highschool mentally. Every time I hear something new it just sounds like highschool drama. It's pretty entertaining in a sad kind of way.
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Owen Wilson? Wow
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>>382468195
TOP 5 MOST DEGENERATE ACTS IN THE ELITE
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>>382468195
i pretended to be a girl in his chat a week or so ago and he took the bait line and sinker, until he banned me 5 hours later when i told him that i would be cucking my 40 year old sugar daddy if i went out with him
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I only enjoy GDQ threads when they get derailed by anime. It's not like there's any "discussion" about the stream anyway. Sometimes it's comfy, but that's mainly in the /vg/ thread.
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>>382446865
>one hole produces piss, blood, and babies, and the other produces shit
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>>382468367
so basically whenever someone posts about rabi ribi then
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>>382468375
>one hole produces piss
someone failed anatomy
>blood
And that's worse than shit? And the blood is for a few days a month. Shit is every day.
>babies
And?

Fuck off homo
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>>382468195
Goose is a pretty dumb guy with a giant forehead and a down's syndrome face who delusionally thinks he's a smart, handsome and enlightened leader. He only ever engages in true discourse with his own hugbox and flees like a bitch whenever anyone presents an argument that opposes his presuppositions. He acts like he's a well adjusted normie and "above" others in the speedrunning community while living a full blown NEET life at 27 years old in his parents basement. His furthest education is some meme community college shit, which is laughable in the context of the self-righteous air of authority on life he desperately tries to project. He's a severe drama-queen and creates spectacles out of everything, even the most mundane non-issues. He only speedruns games for attention and unironically believes that speedrunning """"competitive"""" games has any intrinsic value. He is adept at manipulating people who are even dumber than he is, and I strongly suspect he is a genuine psychopath.

And yeah, he ate his own snot, that's pretty fucking autistic. MHG should put that gif in his next speedrunner cringe compilation, then him and Goose can jack each other off in a discord call after they watch it.
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How sad are these people? This is a legit question from someone that spent 5 years as a piece of shit good for nothing NEET before getting my act together and moving out/going back to college.

I mean, I can't imagine how bad it must be for you and your mental health to spend such a long time doind something so stupid. Some of these guys play for over 10 hours at a time.
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>>382468642
>And that's worse than shit?
Blood can spread STDs.
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The state of this board, holy shit.
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>>382461878
>/pol/ ruined the OK hand symbol to normies

Seriously, what the fuck? Why did they have to steal it?
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>>382468726
Are you implying that vaginal sex has a higher chance of spreading STDs than anal sex? Because that can be proven wrong with a whoooole grip of statistics.
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>Hollow Knight
What the fuck is this bullshit? It came out this god damn year. I'll have to avoid watching to avoid spoilers.
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>>382468642
>Shit is every day.
>What is an enema
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>>382468693
A lot less sad than you. Almost all of them are either in university in their early 20s or have jobs.
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>>382446012
Why the fuck is this still up, but I get banned instantly for making an LOL thread nearly instantly?
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>>382468902
If you have a full time job you have no time for speed running.
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>ctrl-f What happened? 20 results
>ctrl-f plz explain?? 200 results
>they got replies every single time

Why is /v/ so shit?
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>>382468083
Wait what, didn't he propose to his girlfriend at one of the GDQs and make her say she loves him?
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>>382468989
Yes you do.
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>>382469049
2 days a week is not enough time
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>>382469115
>what are evenings
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>>382461878
>>382468797
red velvet confirmed alt right
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>>382469115
I did a speedrun of RE2 after an 8 hour shift. You don't always have to practice on days off.
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>>382468726
>vaginal sex less STDs than anal
And you also failed health class.
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>>382469115
Yes it is.

And on top of that they have evenings.

Here's a tip: you don't get to decide how much time someone needs to spend speedrunning.
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>>382469115
>full time job is 24 hours a day
You come home from work and play vidya for 3 hours. Just like everybody else who plays vidya and isn't a NEET autist.
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>>382469201
I reversed those.

Vaginal does cause less than anal.
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Friendly reminder that pungay lost his WR literally after a day.
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>>382468960
My own thread was insta archived too.
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>>382468083
this latest gf SUCKS too.. i miss yuna, thankfully she got her shit together and dumped him. she was a pretty chill girl. i don't know the 9/10 that you're referring to though?
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>>382468803
not him but they have percentages on the likelihood of getting aids via oral/anal/vaginal also receiver/giver, i believe anal was something like 70% giver 87% receiver while vaginal was in the upper 90% for both
but all of that goes down to 0.01% if you take the medicine
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>>382469274
Literally less than a day.
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>>382461473
I did watch NASA and actually had some laughs and enjoyed it, I'll have SGDQ up in the background while I play through the old Resident Evil games but I am sure it will still be no fun allowed.
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>>382469158
fucking white supremacists
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>>382468902
I'm making quite a lot of money and have my own apartment on the upper side of town
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>>382469387
And that's wrong as fuck.

https://www.poz.com/pdfs/P04-14p53.risk_transmission.pdf

Jesus you're stupid.
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>>382469451
GIVE ME A HUG MAN
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>>382446395
pussy is pussy homie
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>>382469274
Being puncay is suffering
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>>382469274
Yeah but he still got to fuck that sweet, sweet Cincinancy puss for 3 days straight.
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>>382469542
yeah, you're right my bad, i'm sure that HIV awareness seminar given by some HIV support center lied to me and my entire class
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>>382469027
go back to like 2006 /a/, you mouthbreather
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>>382469920
Or you're a brain dead ape and remembered incorrectly.

Or they did actually lie to you because sex ed in the united states is literal propaganda.

Pick One.
And site a credible source next time instead of going
>yeah this one time I heard...
Fuck off fag.
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how many confirmed trannies are at the event
>yfw that guy who announced his wife was a tranny on stream
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>>382469387
>>382470093
It's literal gay propaganda that other types of sex has the same percentages of getting aids.
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>>382468660
Good post.
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>>382468367
I hate weebshit but I also post such images for guaranteed replies.
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>>382468195
gotta have dose booger gains
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>>382470160
yeah, i'm sure this hiv prevention & support group is there to make sure more people get aids
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>>382446518
Lmfao
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>>382470160
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>>382469325
She was around for a literal week then disappeared. Hot blonde chick.
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>>382470141
link?
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Remember, tomorrow is the TRANIVERSERY!
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>chibi has had sex and i havent
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>>382470292
>still no source
Fuck off faggot.

It's also blatant common sense.

>you don't just need fluids, you need an open wound
>vagina is designed to take a penis
>asshole is not
>vagina less likely to have tears than asshole when you fuck it

Kill yourself. No, don't. The AIDS will do it for you.
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>>382446012
>married couple goes to SGDQ
>wife ends up fucking other guys
how does this always happen?
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>>382470141
>that guy who said he was undergoing mtf but he would be male during the event
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>>382470407
get a good onahole already, anon. it's better than like 95% of pussy.
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>>382470292
It's an unspoken fact that HIV prevention stuff is for gays overwhelmingly, sad but true. Butt stuff just gives u the aids mostly and gay males are the the ones who do buttstuff the most
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>>382470292
>>382469920
>guy 1 cites the CDC
>guy 2 cites memory and could be out right lying

gee guys who do I believe.
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>>382470481
i already tried one. i have to throw it out because i was too lazy to clean it.
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>>382470359
https://oddshot.tv/s/ewScuL
trigger warning
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>>382470481
The pussy isn't what makes sex good. It's the intimacy.

Pussy sucks unless there's a warm, hot female attached to it.
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>>382470356
>
pic?
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>>382466371
why am i laughing so hard at this god dam it time for promotions
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Who cares GDQ is fucking boring and has been since 2014

save the frames kill the animals greetings from germany xD
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>>382461473
>>382462229
>meme spewing shitposters
The top runner of NASA literally called out niggers and trannies during his run live. How is it not /our marathon/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f70-1fHJIQM&feature=youtu.be&t=4826
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>>382466371
>summer
wasn't that during the agdq?
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>>382470160
you cant just get aids from having gay sex. If you take injection medicion, you litterally are just as in risk of getting AIDS from anyone who has sex on a regular basis. and besides if two gay people who dont have hiv or aids have sex, its not like it can just develop. You have to catch it from someone else who has it. and the change of getting it from a girl or guy isnt any different. You're all fucking retarded.
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>>382446012
Not hyped at all, it's a trainwreck event
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>>382446395
>Is it gay to like a man that looks like a woman
No
>is it gay to like a woman that looks like a man
Yes
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>>382470790
Hey homo, I know you don't want to admit it but there's still a huge HIV/Aids plague for homosexual communities and that's where the statistic for anal being aidstown comes from
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>>382470570
that fag is in denail lmao
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>>382470790
>you cant just get aids from having gay sex
Literally no one has said this in the entire thread.

> If you take injection medicion, you litterally are just as in risk of getting AIDS from anyone who has sex on a regular basis
And no one has invited that comparison or made that suggestion either.
We are comparing gay, anal sex between two men and vaginal sex between and man and a woman.

> besides if two gay people who dont have hiv or aids have sex, its not like it can just develop
Correct. However, once again no one suggested this.

>You have to catch it from someone else who has it.
Also correct. Also, no one suggested otherwise.

>and the change of getting it from a girl or guy isnt any different.
Yes, it is.

If you have vaginal sex with an HIV positive woman and then you receive anal sex from an HIV positive man, your odds were greater of getting HIV from the man.
This isn't hard to understand.

This was just one giant straw man: the post
You are an uninformed retard spewing this shit for reasons I personally cannot understand.

Refer to the chart of >>382469542
and educate yourself you brain dead moron.
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>>382471153
>two people who dont have aids or hiv
>"LE MAGIK PLAGUE WILL MAKE THEM CATCH IT"
nice meme, retard
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Anyone have a autism power level estimate of this year runners? Dont really recognize most of them.
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>>382446012
Are trannys better speedrunners?
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>>382471485
Why are you denying that Aids/HIV isn't an epidemic for homosexual communities almost since the disease was first discovered? I like dudes too and it's just a fact we must face
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>>382471485
nice strawman, retard
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>>382471608
no, the hormones fuck up their reaction time
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>>382471740
but Chris Chan is more sanic than ever?
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>>382471485

No where in his post did he suggest that.
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>>382471740
Not a lot. But if you're sitting on the throne, you'll definitely be de-seated from it.
We're talking something minimal, like under 10%; If your hormone balance isn't good then you can wind up suffering a lot more (Talking 30~70% reaction delay) because of 'brain fog'
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>>382455642
she looks mad uncomfortable here, about as uncomfortable as someone told to do a cute anime post so someone could take a photo to share on twitter
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>>382471915
i have never seen him play sonic so i can't really say
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>>382471608
>That pikmin run
Nah
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>>382446012
chibi Is kinda cute
I'd suck his dick, no homo
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stop fooling urself chibi, thats a dude
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is my boy cosmo going there?
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>>382471678
I'm fucking gay and I don't give a shit about the homosexual community.
>"we must face"
I already have a fucking boyfriend neither of us have it so I dont have to give a shit about it or all the faggots who were retarded enough to catch it. go fucking die you "PRIDE" fag.
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>>382472992
Pride is fucking gay dude
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>>382472992
I'm gay and I despise the homosexual community, that I'm ashamed to even say I'm gay to people because they have automatic association to the obnoxious flamboyant mardi gras parade waving faggots that are annoying.
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>>382472992
>>382473095
>I'm fucking gay
Then kill yourself
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>>382473225
Working on it muh dude.
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>>382472992
>I already have a fucking boyfriend neither of us have it so I dont have to give a shit about it or all the faggots who were retarded enough to catch it.

>moving the goal posts this badly

Yes, it is impossible for either of you to catch HIV from each other since neither of you have it.
But again, NO ONE SUGGESTED THIS.

I'm going to laugh when you get cheated on and then get HIV anyway. You're a stupid faggot.
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>>382473225
>hownew.ru
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>>382469151
>>382469215
>>382469241

Evenings are 4 hours of administrative time to keep your home and finances in order.
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>>382461878
>they all look like typical /pol/ users...
i mean he's not wrong
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>>382473652
>>382471704
>>382471442
reminder this faggot is just salty as fuck his psychology degree didnt amount to anything and he works at mcdonalds and probably cries every night about his $200,000 student loan that he can barly pay off every month.
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>>382473886
Yes. But Something Awful shouldn't throw stones when they live in glass houses appearance wise.
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>>382450014
This is a meme that doesn't work.

Getting fit doesn't fix your terrible personality and girls won't just magically come up and talk to you.
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>>382447771
whos this semon demon?
>>
Assuming your retarded number is even true that's 12. You sleep for 8. Even if you take an hour to get to work and back that still leaves 3 hours to play games every single day.
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I don't know what or who this is and I'm very proud of that.
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>>382468797
>normies
lol
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>>382455642
one eye on either guy she's gonna fuck this week
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>>382467731
isn't this the guy that punched himself in the head a bunch of times on stream? how is this kid so autistic?
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>>382470527
The guy who cites memory.
Those government things lie. False news.
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>>382446012
Test
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Did everyone fucking forget that this was all a money laundering operation?
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>>382476068
I'm here to watch people play video games and sperg out
I don't give them any money and I don't give a fuck what they do with the money other shmucks do give them
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>>382476068
Sure thing, scooter. Run along, now. Don't want to miss that sale on gluten free toothpaste.
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>>382476068
>money laundering
nah it's not that deep. It was a legitimate charity stream the first few years, up through 2012. 2013 was when PCF started "sponsoring" the events officially and buying food and helping rent hotel ballrooms and stuff like that. I don't think it was laundering at any point though, I think they're really just pocketing the money, no laundering involved.
Sure the "Anonymous" donations of like $20,000 are strange but I think it's more likely they're just not real and are put in to generate HOYAPIEAPIYPAI than something malicious like that.

The retards who set up GDQ couldn't launder money if they tried. They still buy new audio equipment every year, on top of hiring an audio team.
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>>382475539
Try not to let the tinfoil hat cut off too much blood to your brain buddy.
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>>382476617
Here's how it works.

GDQ LLC is a for-profit business. Charities contract them to host fundraising events.

So, yes, they get paid. But they don't directly pocket donations. They're paid as part of the charity's normal budget in the same way a charity would pay McDonald's to put a donation box by their cashiers.
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>>382476534
You have to go back.
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>>382476962
Exactly this. The marathon is a product and like all other products what must be sold, there is a raft of sales tactic bullshit abound and people trying to make their product "valuable."
>>
tasmalleo is a fucking faggot.
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>>382477443
don't you have a tranny to be not fucking chibi
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>>382476962
>tfw PCF's budget is seriously like 50% fundraising
>these come from donations
>donations go to raising more money
>which goes to the pockets of organizers

It's a literal loop of just throwing money at people who use it as a guise to get more money. It's literally predatory. Preying on the emotions of those who lost loved ones to cancer.

SGDQ is better because MSF is a better charity.
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>>382476962
>GDQ LLC is a for-profit business

Not to play devil's advocate, but wasn't their excuse for no political stuff the fact that it was for charity. Or were other people simply saying that. Or are their rules if you're a for profit involved with a non profit.
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>>382477634
>tfw PCF's budget is seriously like 50% fundraising
It's actually 16.2%. Maybe try to read into things before spouting nonsense.
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>>382477692
They adjust their rules to align with their clients needs. Pretty simple stuff.
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>>382476068
>>382476534
>>382476617
MSF assists isis militants and works to move third-worlders into europe by the boatload. even if this event isn't exclusively to launder money, the alternative is worse.
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>>382477948
That's a bold claim to make unsubstantiated.
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>>382477692
Again, they're selling a product. The product is a Speedrun marathon. If their product cones bundled with right wing shitpost spouting retards waving their onaholes and dakis around, PCF might not come back to GDQ for another event. See? It's called damage control aka no fun allowed.
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>>382478005
use google. just because you exclusively look at this shitty board isn't my fault.
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>>382478083
>It's obviously true if it's on google.
holy shit lmao
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>>382477870
That seems reasonable if applied uniformly.

Not to demonize PCF, as they aren't outright fraudulent or anything, but I think there are still better charities to choose.
I think they just got locked into PCF because it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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>>382446518
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>>382478143
they're literally called "doctors without borders". like use your brain my dude haha like how do you even get so retarded haha
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>>382478034
yeah, but there is a lot of middle ground between right wing shitpost spouting retards waving their onaholes and dakis around and nothing at all.

That's why I was curious.
>>
>be ausfag
>only time I get to watch is during graveyard shift where they play "lol bad games"
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>>382478083
"MSF Isis Militants" brings up nothing on Google except for some incident where they didn't try to play international relations and negotiate a hostage release

I don't know where you got your source but I'm willing to bet it was an infographic on /pol/
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>>382478083
A cursory Google search implies MSF works to treat injured fighters (b/c doctor's oaths) and fucked up passing along info for a hostage situation, but I see nothing about them actively smuggling is agents around (which when extrapolated would probably be a violation of some of the oaths most doctors swear to). Looks like they're just tangled up in fucked up doctor morality.
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>>382478175
PCF is fine. My friend was telling me the other day about how they partially fund a research program at his university and got them a bunch of fancy new equipment.
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>>382478406
>them actively smuggling is agents around
i never said this
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>>382478310
Why take risks when there's guaranteed money coming your way? They don't care about us or video games dumb dumb, just making sure that sweet paycheck comes around every year. No middle ground.
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>>382478467
>MSF assists isis militants and works to move third-worlders into europe by the boatload.

You implied it. I take it English isn't your first language?
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>>382446012
HOPE YOU GUYS ARE READY FOR ANOTHER EXCITING EVENT
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>>382478412
They brought an inflatable colon to a college campus.
That age ground rarely even gets colon cancer, and that's pretty goofy and excessive.

Again, not demonizing, as they do good things too, but there are better charities in my opinion.
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>>382478673
i take it english isn't your first language, or you're retarded.
"all third-worlders" does not imply isis.
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>>382478558
>They don't care about us or video games dumb dumb, just making sure that sweet paycheck comes around every year.
Yeah, and that's the problem a lot of people have with it.

The
>muh fraud
>muh laundering
tin foil faggots tend to clog shit up with all of these noise, but GDQ getting bigger and seemingly caring less is something to be concerned about.

Would be a real shame if speedrunning went the way of SC2.
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>>382472637
>Cosmo is the biggest speedrunner
>he realizes that he can't compete against John fucking Numbers
>he gets cucked in Zelda OoT be a literally who
>he realizes that in a few year nobody will give a fuck about him anymore
>also he has a tendency for being a tranny because of his finger nail painting
>he now goes full tranny and tries to get attention this way, away from speedrunning (M-Muh wrists are dead, c-can't speedrun anymore)

I never liked Cosmo since I realized that he paints his nails """for charity""". I never understood why he got so many viewers tbw. Also his gf cucked him so he pretty much lost everything. Also who names his son Cosmo...
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>>382478890
>GDQ getting bigger and seemingly caring less
GDQ stopped getting bigger like 2 years ago. Just because they pad the donations with a bunch of Anonymous loadsofemone donations doesn't mean they're getting bigger.
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>>382446012
I'm not familiar with SGDQ, do they manage to topple brony conventions in terms of cringe and autism?
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Who wants to help our guy Chibi? Let's start a gofundme
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>>382479231
not even close. The majority of runners are either normal or socially awkward but otherwise normal. The only real semi-common autism at them is trannies. You have to really dig to find folks like Chibi.
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>>382447130
they're called NEETsexuals
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>>382479256
Faggot needs to by some damn noodles.
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*sniff*
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>>382478779
No but "assists isis militants" followed by the next phrase kinda fucking does you ding dong.
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>>382479947
fake and gay
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>>382480309
t. Chair sniffer
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>>382480306
no, it doesn't; they're two separate claims. that's how english works. read a fucking book.
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>>382479401
You don't have to dig when they make themselves known.
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>>382479231

The announcer is usually the cringiest part of it.
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>>382479256
>being so poor, you can't just buy some ramen and call it a day

weak
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>>382480707
>mfw another round of edobean waifufaggotry
>>
>>382480707
>Try to enjoy a non gimmick non nintendo run
>they read out dumb donations every 5 minutes
>>
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Give me your money
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQPGtzmStq4
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>>382478676
inb4 Stiv fucks this kid's mom and writes a pastebin telling him he's his new dad.
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>>382480707
>>382480891
>>382480905
>They don't like nasally annoying voices drilling into their brains every ten seconds
Plebs
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>>382480905
>NES platformer
>Nothing interesting ever happens
>"You can read donations now" for 25 minutes straight
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>>382446518
Why would I want to fuck a baldie?
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>>382446692
>she
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