Best GTA ever.

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>>382443760
It really is.

better gta is GTA III

>>382443760
What the fuck is MAD? Who was this magazine made for?

>>382445205
Ancient version of Cracked.com

>>382445205
People with a sense of humor

>>382445546
Unlike Cracked, MAD didn't start pushing a political agenda

>>382443760
This is literally the single-best encapsulated image of the mid-2000s.
>Vice City
>Eminem
>Scrubs
Only thing missing is Linkin Park playing in the background.

>>382445205
Boys too edgy for Nickelodeon Magazine.

>>382445205
Whom

>>382446180
you

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>>382446180
Whomst've

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kek

>>382447993
explain

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>>382445205

Sometimes I forget that the average /v/ user was born after 2000

>>382448901
Read, nigga

>>382447993
wait is that GRRM on the bottom right?

>>382449114
I did, and I laughed, it's been a while since I've read this again.

t.brother who's sister had a subscription to mad magazine

>>382445690
>didnt start pushing a political agenda

>that image
>fuck the constitution and white people and guns lol christians sux fucking racists
>not an agenda
I already know who was behind the image thanks to /pol/

>>382449539
>that image
>>382447993

>>382447993
>The priest looking at the little boy's ass
Kek

So i guess MAD isn't really a thing anymore? what a shame!

>>382449646
>>382449539
Pretty sure that image predates even Jack Thompson so it only makes sense.

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>>382448952
Me too. There are users who have never bought magazines in the first place.

hasnt aged well though
can mods fix it?

>>382449539
Nice false flag but you're lacking in subtlety

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>>382451638
yes

>>382448952
wasn't MAD an american-only magazine? I didn't have these in my country that's for sure.

>>382452090

no, and every country had an access to american tv shows like the Simpsons

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>>382452647
Okay, after some investigation my country had MAD magazines indeed. Weird, I never saw them before

GTA V easily.

>>382453752
No.

>>382452090
>wasn't MAD an american-only magazine?
German here. We also had MAD

>>382445016
That's not that hard, the difficulty level from GTA III was ridiculous. It had levels that were just unfair and you were unable to finish it without cheating the game. Vice City was way more balanced and had actually only one really hard mission that was almost unplayable with a keyboard.

>>382445205
>people who haven't read MAD
>look at date
>2017
>so far in the future that people born "recently" from my persception are young enough to not have read the legends of my childhood
well fug :DDD

>>382443760
AND I RAN. I RAN SO FAR AWAY.

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>>382457536
i couldn't get away

>>382458276
that transparency order bug is still around

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>>382458796
rip glitch

>>382443760
ok you start

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you did all that driving just to see him get killed in the next mission

>>382445205
It used to be good, but now they think calling trump dumb is funny

>>382459019
he did

>>382459701
not really

>>382451638
I played it for the first time recently and besides no being able to swim I think it's just fine

>>382447993
>butthurt conservatives can't handle criticism
you know shit like fox news were the ones most pushing to ban violent games

>>382459756
yeah really

>>382459881
hi OP

>>382459901
hi anon im not OP btw

>>382459816
meant for>>382449539

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>>382445205

NICE BIKE

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explain

>>382459554
>implying it isn't funny
>implying you aren't some buttmad trump-baby

>>382449539
>/pol/ can't handle being made fun of
What a beta

>>382460669
what did they mean buy this.

>>382460647
NOOO MY BIKE

>>382443760
I agree. It just had something special to it.

>>382443760
I was listening to the soundtrack last night. The soundtrack alone is GOAT.

>>382459397

i mentioned last thread that the race to recruit this fucktard was the most annoying of them all in VC because one little hit on his pre-destined race route was enough to send you right into a lightpole, killing your momentum and ending the race there and then because you can't fucking catch up to this madman

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>>382461078
Best characters, setting, and soundtrack imo

>>382459397
That fuckin race. Only way I can beat it is to slam him into a side street or walled parking lot.

MR ZOO


seriously tho just driving listening to the radio was fucking great

>But I'm a 30 year old adult
>Some of us liberals likle to be taken by a strong demanding conservative
>Its alright, but there's not enough booze

>>382460716
You're a brainwashed kid.

Hey is it worth it to get GTA V for 30 burgers on the steam sale

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>>382460669
Was supposed to be where you received the missions from Darkel before he got cut.
Nothing really interesting.
I would like to know whatever happened to Donald Love though.

>>382461372
t. buttmad trump baby

>>382459816
Goddamn underage neo v. No wonder there's so many sjw apologists here these days. The left was pushing shit like that just as hard if not harder. Hillary Clinton herself authored a bill to strictly regulate Vidya like they were drugs. Tipper Gore, anyone?

>>382461521
Everyone who dislikes trump is an SJW, kid.

>>382459554
It's pretty sad how hysterically butthurt the left are over over this. Nonstop tantrum. Trump Derangement Syndrome will be in textbooks in a decade.

>>382461472
He became president in another world.

>>382449804
>tripfag

That priest is a better human being than you.

>>382461724
>saying shit like this
>calling anyone brainwashed
lel

I
I LIVE AMONG THE CREATURES OF THE NIGHT
I HAVEN'T GOT THE WILL TO TRY AND FIGHT

>>382461530
The conservatives are also the ones going it was always the left and they were good boys that dindu nuffin.

>>382461756
He was never a direct parody of Trump back in 2001, though that's what he somewhat became.

>>382461898
AGAINST A NEW TOMORROW SO I GUESS I'LL JUST BELIEVE IT
THAT TOMORROW NEVER COMES

>>382462116
I thought he was supposed to be based somewhat on his son, Trump Jr. Guess they meant in design.

>>382461472
Donald love left liberty city in LCS

>>382461335
>not parking a much faster car a few blocks away and then switching after the race starts

>>382449539
Yeah, calling false flag on this.

>>382459554
It is funny.

>>382461730
Yeah, like you never laughed at Bush or anything.

Wait, you're too young to remember the Bush era. My mistake.

>>382462165
OH OH OH

>>382462292
What makes you think that?

>>382445546
Cracked was its own magazine

>>382462416
It reads like a caricature

>>382447993
>Grand Theft Auto: Vice City is getting a lot of criticism - and, surprisingly, none of it is over the suck-awful '80s soundtrack
How times have changed

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stop replying to politics shit and post more GTA

>>382459554
it's pretty funny how trumpanzees are so triggered over everything. it's a nonstop tantrum. and yes trump is extremely incompetent

>>382448952
Now the only thing left to remember is that murrica's boundaries are finite

>>382462747
Explain

>>382445205
White males in their teens and young adults.

>>382461372
>you're brainwashed if you don't follow the establishment
>I know trump isn't an establishment plant because he said so himself!

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>>382447993
The two-page spreads like this were the best

>>382462416
he doesn't want to admit he threw in his lot with a bunch of retards and can't take it back

>>382462240
LCS was set 3 years before III.

>>382462926
stop being underage

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I, I LIVE AMONG THE CREATURES OF THE NIGHT

>>382443760
I still have this magazine laying around the house somewhere

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>>382447993
>suck-awful '80s soundtrack
I think they meant to say the best soundtrack in the series

>>382462926
Believe it or not, the entire decade of the 1980's used to be universally mocked and hated in the mainstream from the 90's to the mid 2000s.
It's music, clothing styles, outdated technology etc. which is ironic because of how much people look back on it now with a sort of longing and multiple music artists have taken inspiration from a revived the entire aesthetic of the 1980s,

>>382445205
Now this is how you spot underage b&

>>382462926
'80s genres and sounds are enjoying revival and appreciation right now, and I think a lot of people would agree that Vice City had a fantastic soundtrack.

>>382459554
They've made fun of literally every president since publication. Trump isn't special.

>>382463313
can ya scan some pages for us please

>>382463439
of course it was mocked in the '90s, they were edgy and cynical as fuck around that time. it was only when true horror of the 2000s crept in that people started to come around.

>>382462926
Love of the 80's is a recent thing. You're too young to remember, but there used to be a show on television called "That 70's Show" which was a smash hit. They tried a "That 80's Show" and it failed miserably. It was a shitty show, but no one looked at the 80's as fondly as the 70's at the time. Now you've got that Netflix show "Stranger Things" that's a hit because of all the 80's iconography.

Were there any MAD covers made for the other GTAs?

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>>382445205
leave this place

Probably one of the top radio stations in gaming are present in Vice city.
Emotion, Flash, all according to your taste

VC is the only GTA where I've stopped playing just to listen to the radio

>>382461224
get the police chasing you before the mission starts and have that dumbass run over a spike strip at the start of the race. there you go, easy mode.

>>382464616
At that point you might as well just ram his ass off course and book it

>>382457536
I'M OUT OF TOUCH, I'M OUT OF TOUCH
AND I'M OUT OF MY HEAD WHEN YOU'RE NOT AROUND

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YOU DON'T GIVE ME LOVE
YOU GAVE ME PALE SHELTER

>>382464879
I think you mean
YOU'RE OUT OF TOUCH
I'M OUT OF TIME
BUT I'M OUT OF MY HEAD WHEN YOU'RE NOT AROUND

>>382464879
we were so
in
phase
in our dance
hall
days

>>382465039
Well shit I just looked up the lyrics and you're right.
All this time.

>>382462000
Just stop, child. Basically, lurk moar irl because you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground.

I hated how this was back before "retry mission" option was available. If you failed a mission, you have to go all the way back to the mission start point.
I guess better than Bully where you fail a mission and you don't get to do it again...

>>382462258
I'm pretty smart, but I'm not very good at thinking outside the box. Great idea, anon.

>>382462374
I voted in that election, for Bush, and regretted it. He was pretty much Obama but without the media tongue bathing his asshole. Try again.

>>382465634
>I hated how this was back before "retry mission" option was available.
if you died on a mission a cab waits for you outside to take you back
Or was that for VCS only?

>>382462747
Nah, they were wrong then and wrong now. MAD hasn't been good for twenty years.

>>382465793
I don't remember that at all. May be Stories, which I never played.

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>>382447993

>>382465793
yeah that's been a thing since vice city I believe, I don't remember it in 3 though

>>382465634
They give you a cab, the only part that really hurts is losing your weapons but they're easy to get back if you know where to get them.

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>>382462974
Compared to crooked Hillary? He really isn't.

Now stop throwing a hissy fit and post gta, faggot.

>>382465793
Probably VCS only
I think mobile and (maybe) 360/PS3 remasters of III, VC, and SA all had checkpoint restarts for failing missions.
SA was the only one with a 360/PS3 "remaster".

>>382445205

you have to be 18 to post here

>>382465998
I didn't really know where to get them.
I remember I stopped playing because I couldn't beat the mission where you have to rescue Lance from the junkyard stage because there were too many guys to rush in and sniping them or picking them off one by one was impossible because of the cover they had.

>>382466184
You gotta go full Rambo on that mission, running and gunning like a madman. It is a hard one.

>>382466184
death row is a bitch, but you can park a chopper outside the Malibu before the mission and fly in from the back making it a ton easier, at least that's what I did

>>382466184
you gotta spam the fuck out of targeting and shoot the shit out of everyone

How the hell do I get CLEO to work? I downloaded this mod to put in GTA VC but it doesn't work.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyCEE7fimbw

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>>382453752

>>382466562
Not him, but rating the games purely on enjoyability when the games first came out for me:

VC>SA>V>III>IV (excluding dlc)

I assume we're going with the 3dverse. I did really enjoy a demo of 2 when I was young, and the original is free now and pretty good. But very different genres.

>>382443760
*Most overrated GTA ever.

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nevermind

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>>382465038
>You will never play vice city for the first time again

Also, why did they get rid of random weapon pick ups and replace it with more (now useless) collectables? It makes no sense when they leave rampages in place.

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>>382467015
delete this

there's something unsettling to me about the endless expanse of water around the 3d trilogy GTA maps, especially VC's. I can't put my finger on it though

>>382467368
It's too much like new zealand

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>>382467368
>not especially SA
>mfw going underwater for the first time and seeing endless nothing

>>382462747
mad is a humor mag

>>382467882
I think VC's unsettled me more because it was the first time you were properly able to fly a plane around the map (I never figured out how to fly the dodo in 3 as a kid), but water still instantly killed you

>>382468263
No one figured out how to properly fly the dodo. It was just all around retarded.

>>382465746
and trump is also obama

>>382468459
I mean, there's valid criticism of trump for sure. But that's not one. He's almost obsessed with undoing anything Obama did.

>>382447993
Fucking DOUK

>>382468520
yeah right. tell me about how he undid obamacare. how he didn't get involved in Syria and the middle east. how deporting illegals was the opposite of obama when obama deported more than any president before him. how he got rid of all the israel lobbyists.

he's only doing empty pandering

>>382447993
God, this pic is insufferable "centrist" as fuck.

>Everyone is stupid except for me

>>382468872
He's trying with healthcare, and Paul Ryan is being a cuck as usual. He needs to fucking pump up Rand Paul.

As far as the Syria missile strike thing, that was actually an expert move, despite my initial trepidation. He pretty much appeased everyone whilst shutting up the war hawks. Pandering or not, it worked.

>>382468880
sorry but republican'ts and democraps are all the D.C. party at the end of the day

>>382469182
I don't necessarily disagree, but that pic just comes off as smug and masturbatory.

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>>382468263
I think the trick with the dodo is to not aim the nose all the way up and keep it at a steady level, also this is their explanation for water killing you in the manual.

>>382445205
(you)

>>382469348
I mean, even politics aside, they slam the game for being too violent and then slam people that are making the same argument. It's oxymoronic.

>>382469348
They literally make fun of themselves in the same picture you fucking buffoon

>>382469601
Well if I missed that, my bad. What quadrant? Though it still kind of applies, even their cover was always self derogatory.

>>382469348
Lol

Which side are you on m8?

>>382469841
Found it. Fair enough then. I retract my previous statement.

>>382455440
How

>>382469909
Neither, in this case. It just seemed really self righteous at first, but now I see they joked themselves as well.

>>382469841
Lower right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jif5tp028IE

>>382470046
Where?

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>>382469980
mods

>>382468880
It's making fun of normies who panic about video games you normie fuck

>>382470190
Bottom right. The put it in the least conspicuous spot which is kind of clever.

>tfw not American so your MAD issues always contained several pages of shitty regional humor that probably replaced something half decent

Fucking MAD Australia

>>382470348
Look at the store front in the image, the cover, and issue as a whole. They slam the game for being violent and degenerate too. But I guess they're just being irreverent in all directions.

>>382470476
Right next to the hookers to be exact.

>>382445205
MAD was a comic book based on that t.v show for black people.

>>382470575
I love you Australian shitposters. You're more US patriotic than half of America.
You guys are manly and based as fuck sometimes. Maybe just the bush bogans with their El Camino looking V8s, idk.

>>382470584
it's called making fun of everything

>>382461123
This is the last lance vance dance

>>382470713
Mad TV always seemed mad white to me, and it's mostly shit, and I'm a libertarian turned far right by lefty bullshit. Seemed like an attempt at a white In Living Color (actually a good show).
It had good skits too, though.
>He looka kinda, y'know, he looka...like a man.

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>>382471038
Toni Cipriani's "Okay." always got me.

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>>382471140
Shit wrong image.

>>382470905
Yeah, I'm cool with it now that I see they clowned themselves as well. Making fun of everyone but yourself is edgy and euphoric as fuck.

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WHERE'S THE GODDAMN MONEY
WHERE'S THE GODDAMN STUFF
AND WHERE'S MY CUT OF YOUR NEW ACTION

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>>382471374
watch your tone

OWNER OF A LONELY HEART

>>382471104
Mad TV was the best sketch comedy show on tv. There were some crap, like Ms. Swan and Stuart (Stewart?), but the Abercrombie was the best reoccurring sketch

>>382471570
Mad TV was miles better than SNL for the longest time.
For some reason. It got canceled.

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I own this issue somewhere. I'll try looking for it, but until then does anyone have a pdf or jpeg of the cover article?

>>382471868
can you upload some scans please

>>382471961
I believe there's a MAD archive that dates to it's inception.

>>382471828
>For some reason. It got canceled.
all black TV shows except Scandal get prematurely cancelled, that's just the way it is.

>>382443760
I adore both Eminem and Scrub and would love to see them lampooned.

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>>382471868
>>382471961
>>382472071
HOLD THE FUCK UP, I FOUND IT ONLINE

>>382468880
they literally make fun of themselves in this image though

TOMMY VERCETTI HUH, SHIT, DIDN'TTHINKTHEY'DEVERLETHIMOUT

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>>382472193

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>>382472290
now this takes me back...

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>>382447993
/pol/ here

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>>382459554
Wow, burgerclaps really have no sense of humor.

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>>382472120
There were only four or five black comedians on the on show for the entire show.
The show was predominately white with some sprinkles of diversity.
Ms.Swan did the voice of several characters on Family Guy.

>>382447993
Remember when ignoring terrorism was not the PC thing to do?

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>>382472398

>>382472193
>Peter Bagge
Oh hey. The Hate guy.

>>382472290
>Games on flip phones
fuck i remember.

>>382472193
literally no man has ever complained about video game characters having big tits

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>>382472510

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>>382472595
>pass the controller, bro

>>382468880
>except for me
they are even making fun of themselves there

>>382472595
eheheh fucking number 28

>>382472540
Ian Miles Chong.

>>382472290
>Cinema sequences
if only they knew

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>>382472704

>>382472193
>>382472290
>>382472398
>>382472510
still topical and extremely relevant, how does the timeless Mad Magazine do it?

>>382472595
>28
"video games aren't a waste of time" fags BTFO

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>>382472808

>>382444023
This literally made me reinstall vice city. Thanks famalam.

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>>382472398
>That subtle jab at Doom 3's flashlight

>>382472540
>no man
congratulations for not reading

In terms of atmosphere
VC > IV > 3 > SA > 5
This is an objective fact that can't be proved wrong

>>382472893
>Spy vs Spy
eyyyyy

>>382471828
Y'know, I was dissing MADtv. But SNL has been hot, stinky fucking garbage since 2000.
Also, fuck that one guy. I liked Ms. Swan before they beat that horse to death.

>>382472510

xbox was already winning back then

>>382471868
>Hates Vidya

Is MAD /our magazine/?

>>382473234
the MAD show they did on Cartoon Network was alright.

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>>382472398
>implying I don't want a Honda civic rather

>>382472808
God damn the MAD guys were based

>>382473037
Personally I'd put SA a bit higher for Las Venturas alone

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>>382473406
cool vibrations

>>382473406
my Honda Civic has Power Windows

>>382472808
Real talk though, is that America's Army game series any good?

>>382452090
Come the fuck on, I'm an Ausfag and I grew up reading MAD.

It has shit combat, a shitty tiny city that's basically two roads going up and down with bridges, and barely anything to do once you finish the story. People just love it off nostalgia for it's great music, voice acting, and atmosphere. SA is a much better game.

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>>382473693
>not starting fights with random peds listening to the inane dialog while they punch back and getting good citizen bonuses when you see mooks running from cops.

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>>382447993
>Owners of Xboxes and Gamecubes ready to kill the creators of Vice City for making it exclusively for PlaStation 2!
There is no escape from this hell

>>382473693
If SA had released at the same time, sure. But it's music, story, art direction, characters, atmosphere are infinitely inferior.

san andreas is better
black man can swim

>>382473693
SA is definitely mechanically superior but I think they did a good job at condensing missions into Vice City's small map. Also raising your stats/skills in SA is a cool idea but it can be pretty monotonous, I just wish they would bring gun skills and dual wielding back.

>>382473406
Fuck off Dan.

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based MAD

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>>382474352

>>382474352
>That bottom comic

Fuckkkkk, the accuracy is hurting me.

If you havent at least went full columbine a 12 times on that nighclub in vice city you're not white

>>382474352
>crackle crackle

what's happening there?

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>>382474565

>>382474651
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>382474651
he's lying about his race

>>382474651
Reception interference, ya fucking 'sperg.

>>382474804
Also, niggers use shit networks.

>>382469148
>and Paul Ryan is being a cuck as usual.
You can't replace something republicans hate with something everyone hates.

>>382462974
>plant candidate only to spend collective billions trying to stop him

>>382474352
>>382474565
>>382474673
I actually have this in one of my MAD collections that I got while I was on holiday in america.

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>>382474964
Elaborate, I'm not getting the jist.

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>go to one of those flea market places in an underground parking garage
>find a stall that was selling mad magazines for a buck each
>flip through a bunch of them
>find a few from nineteen fucking seventy two ( 1972 )
>grab them immediately

holy shit. mad magazine has always been that "child friendly" edgy, and seeing the lingo and how much has changed was fucking great. it had comics about people complaining about them "damn flower power kids!". still got them somewhere here, and id love t find more old as fuck mad mags. 60`s and 70`s "child friendly edgy" is pure fucking kino

also vice city was really not that great, vice city stories was vastly better

>>382475829
>vice city stories was vastly better
I'm still waiting on a mobile port for that.
We Got Liberty City Stories, so it isn't that far away.

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Hello, this is Fernando MArtinez and this is Emotion. When I first come to Vice City I feel all lonely, a man on the outside, a foreigner, then I say Fernando, you like to talk a lot so I get a well paid job on the radio and begin to make my name a successful DJ. Now I'm not so lonely, bit I forget my roots, I never forget, so I have a soft spot for Foreigner, I've Been Waiting is next.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrzzR-3PPqw

>>382475941
i was midway into a big shitpost about how it already was out but i checked again and its only liberty city stories thats on mobile. FUCK. have you played the others on a phone? i have access to a shitload of phones, but mainly carry a iphone se, and was considering getting a bluetooth controller, and the rockstar pack for whenever i was overseas.

>>382475941
Vice City Stories had the funniest ped dialog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pJz_A71UDw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mgFGI6htPE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMrnOAYKNjU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuQGhzxnD2w

>>382449539
Fake /pol/ user detected.

>Defamation League

2000s MAD confirmed redpilled. Plus, consider the liberal arts sketch on MAD TV and assorted race and tranny jokes. MAD were /ourguys/ at one point.

>>382476323
Yeah, the ports are pretty good, but remember to use the controller as touch controls are a pain.
So far, there's
>GTA 3
>GTA Vice City
>GTA San Andreas
>Max Payne
>GTA: LCS
>Bully: Scholarship Edition

>>382476360
>fake
lol. whats the difference. anyways i love this stragety, i spend half a day doing posts like these in /pol/ and watch them explode into 300 post threads. you fags are so fucking nuts youll believe anything

>>382453468
In Germany you would only see them in train stations or at airports, maybe in big cities in general. My small town local stores rarely had them.

>>382447993
>The realization that MAD was just Shitposting Illustrated.

>>382476516
yeah, i heard, and the se is a 4.7 inch screen, so tiny as fuck really, im holding off from even getting the entire pack till i have a bluetooth of some sort. what controller do you use? was considering jail breaking since im still a few os versions behind and using an xbox or playstation controller

also: you can mod the games just like the pc versions, that really sold me on the pack. justttt need a controller first

>>382461932
>not katana

Pssshhhh...

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>>382476879
noooo

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garbaaaage

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>>382476879
*teleports behind u*
pshh....nothin personal.....kid....
*gets shot dead by an MP5*

>>382452090
Huefag here, there was MAD here too.

>>382476541
>i spend half a day doing posts like these in /pol/

That's the saddest thing I've read in a while. I hope you get help soon.

>>382455458
I played III on PC with a DS4 for the first time last weekend and found it easy to complete.

GTA went downhill after III. It became progressively easier and less arcadey/mission-based, it just kept adding new bloat.

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beta tommy skin yes or no?

>>382478268
literally no difference

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>>382477882
get help? i literally get paid doing it.
>mfw on call, browsing 4chan all day waiting for jobs to come in, paid by the hour
>mfw mining small mountains of pol tears daily
>mfw the only thing you can do is act not salty even when i know you are

>>382478597
Your "job" is trolling on chans? And I'm supposed to be salty about this? Aside from the fact that I think you're just lying and really doing it all for free, if you were getting paid we all know the payment would be pathetic. It's a no-skill job anyone can do. You're either a full on NEET or you're barely scraping by. Enjoy.

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>>382479213
>on call
>understanding this at all
lol.the true mark of a minimum wager, or anyone whose skills are so lacking that they dont understand that there are jobs where you are skilled enough that you get paid just to be wait around just incase your needed
>mfw he made that entire wall of text without actually understanding a single part of what he was responding to

>>382470716
>Maybe just the bush bogans with their El Camino looking V8s, idk.
it's called a ute, m8

>>382465959
DOUK

>>382479414
Okay, so have a proper job in theory but in practice you sit around every day and what do you do with all that free time?
You spend it absorbing the contents of a board you hate. How is that anyone's loss but your own?

>>382479652
>making a thread and then checking it again in 2 hours takes up 100% of the time in between
lol.

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>>382472398
>that doom 3 image

>>382479838
>i spend half a day doing posts like these in /pol/ and watch them explode into 300 post threads.

>>382475136
you mean drain millions from poor saps just to pay it to themselves

>>382480082
i also spend half a day "working". its almost like, hyperbole is a thing! its almost like in some of the posts you replied and apparently read also elaborated on this, that i did other thing during this time! its almost like you failed grade 4 reading comprehension!

WE WERE RUNNING WITH THE NIGHT
PLAYING IN THE SHADOWS
JUST YOU AND I
TIL THE MORNING LIGHT

>>382480378
>backpedalling on what you said some more

Tomato, tomato. Look mang, the bottom line is you're spending time out of your day browsing a board you hate because opinions on it trigger you. The precise amount of time is irrelevant. How many posts you actually read and how many you just count and tell yourself you accomplished something is irrelevant. You're spending YOUR time on /pol/. There's some boards the userbase of which I think should be genocided. If I went there and took time out of my day to "troll" them aka act retarded on their turf then that would mean they have power over me. They win.

You can play it off calling /pol/ by names but at the end of the day /pol/ is much bigger than you and you acknowledge that every time you go there and every time you passive aggressively namedrop it on other boards. Just like leftists collectively give power to Trump every time they "blast" him on their shill media or awkwardly chuckle about his latest scandal with their leftist friends. Their outrage pushed him all the way to the White House, and your mentions of /pol/ on other boards will only get even more people to check out /pol/. It's already the biggest board and you're helping it grow further.

>>382481485
>back pedalling
>literally state im on call, and thus, sometimes not actually doing that, pretty much virtually stating that its exaggeration right then
>"y-your backpeddelling"
lol, expecting me to read all that shit you posted when youve already proven you have no idea what your replying to

>>382481485
>It's already the biggest board and you're helping it grow further.
lol oh good, glad i atleast caught this part: no, lol. your about a third smaller then /v/. ill wait a single post so you can make some sort of stupid claim and/or baseless comparison, then ill post my source, which proves it.

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Is this me?

>>382443760
mads art always sucked and was never funny

>>382481992
why wait? just post your source. is /v/ bigger than /pol/ on cuckchan? it might be.

>>382482190
Watch it, I got the death grip!

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>>382482321
>/pol/s the biggest board!
>well, it isnt, but, on other places...
lol, that backtrack. nah, not yet, since you gave up so easily and so fast, you know its true as well. chirst, and you wonder why i think its so funny to shitpost /pol/ when its full of people...like you

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pew pew

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>no Spy Vs Spy remaster with online for PC
WHAT THE FUCK!

>>382482502
This site shows pol is recently more active than v.
https://catalog.neet.tv/stats.html

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>>382447993
>tfw had a MAD subscription for 10 years
I still have most of those issues in a box somewhere

>>382482701
Zombie and space toilet are best traps.

>>382463864
There's also the fact the show itself was reiterative crap trying to capitalize on a new series without being able to capture the soul of the original.

>>382459554
they're desperate to make money same with MTV now

>>382482730
>daily, not yearly statistics
>one day of the year its almost dead even
>and it still shows that right now /v/ has more replies, thus traffic
lol. anyways, still a backtrack because you claimed it was the biggest board, and then tried to pretend it was just bigger then /v/. notice that /b/ isnt even an option...because its too fucking big for that site to chart

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>>382443760
OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO AAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!


Mad magazine was never funny, it has always been degenerate garbage that only the most edgy faggots find to be humorous.

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>You'll never play Vice City for the first time again

>>382481485
you sound triggerd

>>382482730
activity doesn't mean size. it's just the same retarded stormfags circlejerking and a lot of activity comes from people going there just to btfo you

>>382463439
Literally every decade was like that when the next one came around, and then respected when the next decade came. Remember that back in the 2000s, people pretty much had the agreement that "The 90s sucked ass and was where everything went wrong" and the only shows anyone bothered remembering were prime time dramas half the time, then the 2010s happened and suddenly everyone became "Remember the 90s? Remember all those Nick shows?"

>>382483906
We're in the 2010's now and everyone already hates them though.

>>382484015
I liked the 90s anon, there was some pretty cool vidya and comfy shows back then

>>382472808
>41
It's everyone on /v/.

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>>382483409
I can't find yearly statistics. Can you? Go ahead and post them. Oh wait...

> almost dead even

Your way of saying pol is clearly bigger, I guess.

>right now /v/ has more replies, thus traffic

It clearly shows the opposite. Take a screenshot of your version if it differs from this one. /pol/ is clearly bigger in threads AND replies right now AND on average.

>>382462974
>>382461521
>>382462808

The establishment has been doing literally everything they could to discourage him since he announced his run.

>>382484318
I was born in '94 and miss what little of it I remember. 9/11 seemed to make everyone go crazy.

>>382484715
yeah to trick retards like you into thinking he wasn't establishment. it's a win-win situation for them

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>>382484569
>Take a screenshot of your version if it differs from this one.
welllll shiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

>>382484715
And that includes his own party. Literally no one with authority wanted him to be president.

He's also a former democrat who supported universal healthcare and wealth sharing.

Idiotic lefties are part of the establishment full force these days.

It's far more counter culture to support Trump or be a conservative. Even Christopher Hitchens said this (minus the bit about Trump since he didn't live to see that).

>>382484970
How? Hillary was literally /theirguy/ in every way. Trump's win caught them off guard because were really that full of themselves and thought their toxic leftie bullshit had permeated a lot deeper than it had. They were smug and they learned their lesson.

Personally, I was against Trump until I just googled his platform and ended up agreeing with, like, 80% of it. He's a lot more leftwing than you think, and he's the first president to enter office in favour of gay marriage.

>>382451638
>skygfx
>xbox map
>xbox cars
That's it

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>>382485168
>reddit spacing

>>382484970
Is that why every poll had Hillary with a 90% chance of winning in a landslide lol :^)

>>382485289
I've never been to reddit. Been here 7 years. Nice try newfriend :) Maybe you need to stop projecting and go back there yourself.

Or just kys, I could give a fuck.

>>382475829
they sell MAD issues as far back as the '50s on ebay.

>>382485387
>i just hit enter twice after each post just like required on reddit
okay buddy. i completely and utterly believe you

lol

>>382485534
Go suck on Jamal's wang, "oldfag".

>>382485613
iunno man, im not sure i can dig through all the salt your giving me

>>382468880
faggot

>>382482190
Nice ass, baby.

>you will never experience how big the mall in VC felt for the first time again

>>382485073
seems to depend on location of the user, but the trends are the same, the metrics top out at 150 threads and 6000 replies, and /pol/ is bigger than /v/ almost at all times.

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>>382486447
always thought it was small

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Is vice city one of the comfiest maps in vidya?

>>382445205
some edgy wannabe humor magazine that people circle jerk over IE this thread.
>Inb4 underage
33 and it's still trash

>>382486787
It's really not comfy though with the endless expanse of deadly water everywhere.

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>>382486787
i can't get comfy too many cynics

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>>382463439
>>382483906
This. Being an '80s enthusiast during the late '90s/early '00s was painful because it was the group mentality thing to do to hate on it. Shitting on the fashions, trends and music of a bygone decade in a very broad-minded way is also one of the easiest, safest and hackiest way of doing comedy.

Having said all that, I can't say I'm pleased with tumblrinas taking over the '80s craze, especially when it comes to cartoons and webcomics. A lot of it is also more rooted in the mockery of '80s that happened right before, hence the weird mash-up of fashions and aesthetics that didn't happen at the same time. It wasn't Miami Vice outfits, neon lights and analogue synths all the time, but then again, these people probably weren't even born during the '80s so they don't know jack shit.

>>382486532
>the stats change based on location
>these are reliable
lol, guess not

>>382459554
But that is funny, though I could do that myself.

Hey everyone, Trump is an idiot!

>>382472510
Shellshock 'Nam 67 is a game I have very fond memories of.

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>>382443760
Best radio station ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9GZjPd78hg

>>382488034
>ameribeat intensifies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNkHtEE7ogA

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>>382488034
>we'll never get another GTA with radio stations as good as VCs