Best girl never wins.

>>382442391
I just wanted to see Link being fucked in the ass by Sidon.

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>>382442882
This. Link looks like cute cumdump when he stands next to Sidon.

At least it's pretty much confirmed that they were together at one point and if the Calamity didn't happen they would've been married.

>>382443356
there's no evidence that they were dating or that Link would've accepted her proposal

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>>382443649
>wedding outfit perfectly fit for Link.
>option to tell the king they're together in spirit now.
>that obvious romance scene in the memory

The question is if they will expend on it more in the 2nd DLC but otherwise yep. It's pretty much confirmed.

>>382443763
Just because she planned to propose doesn't mean he would've accepted.

>>382443704
LOL

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>>382443704
Why did she do it.... why did she break the mirror...

>>382443763
IMO, they probably won't due to linkxzelda pairing fags

>>382443704
>mfw lately nintendo has been making Zelda the "second option" after the main girl dies/goes away
Still hoping for a Twilight Princess sequel/side game where Link and Midna get to meet up again.

>>382443846
You don't really get that far in a relationship unless the other person is into it. You don't just propose to your crush out of nowhere. They were already "together" by that point.

>>382442882
Degeneracy is not welcome here

>>382443989
>You don't just propose to your crush out of nowhere.
are you an expert on Hylian social norms or what

>>382442882
im do glad AIDS exists and you have no gene rekated offspring with your partners. fucking fags like you.

Scalies get out

>>382442391
>a dead fish
She probably stinks

>>382444078
Seeing as how they match up closely to real world norms, I don't know why she would make such a decision without it being known ahead of time. Especially since she would essentially be deciding who the king of Zora's Domain would be.

Though that's still a weird thought, due to the huge age expectancy difference. Shortest reigning king ever, comparatively.
>tfw king dies of old age before queen even hits middle aged

>>382444087
ye

>>382444087
at least he doesn't have down syndrome

if you're not ESL then god help you

Wonder what Link's childhood was like and how he got to spend so much time in Zora's Domain.

>>382444313
It seems like Zora-Hylian romance was a pretty frequent occurrence though, since there's already a few examples in the game.

>>382442391
Why do they look like Pokemons?

>>382444971
There's only one actual cross race romance between Zora and Hylians. Even then, I honestly feel like a lot of tourists in BotW don't really fit. All these Hylian tourists going to visit places like Zora's Domain and Goron City yet the inhabitants of said places always act surprised when they see Link because he's a Hylian. There are even people in Zora's Domain who say they haven't seen a Hylian in ages but then there are two Hylians walking around the immediate area. Same goes for Goron city.

>>382445347
There's the pedo one and the other girl who was after Link in a past life.

Also I'm pretty sure Link's the only one there until you turn off the rain.

>>382445347

Don't forget Hylians were being diverted towards Zora's domain by Sidon's command to his subjects. Those 2 traders probably got caught up in it and/or saw an opportunity

As for Goron City they get few tourists because it's super inhospitable. I think Gerudo is the most visited when they don't have a Divine Beast kicking up a storm and blasting people with lightning

>>382442391
She's inside link now

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>>382442391

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>>382442391
Best girl did win though

>>382443763
If they have anything it will be a scene where Mipha accepts that Link loves Zelda

>>382442882
Kill yourself faggot

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>>382446239

>>382446098
Pikongo is always in Goron City when Link is there, and there was at least one other Hylian who was already in ZD before Link got there because she was told to go meet Sidon.

>>382446438
Best girl Mipha was too good for this world.

>>382446612

Pikongo is a travelling artist so it's not surprising and that's exactly what I said about Hylians in ZD

>>382443704
Lost me at Midna. Link didnt give a shit about that imp

I played this game kinda late, did /v/ agree that Mipha had the best theme?

>>382446612
I don't think Pikango is in Goron City, though?
As far as I recall he's closer to the stable outside it, away from the burning areas.

>>382446845
>>382446845
>Pikongo is a travelling artist
And? The fact is that despite him being there the locals are always surprised when they see Link because he's a Hylian. Yet Pikongo is In the tiny Goron City and he's a Hylian.

>that's exactly what I said about Hylians in ZD
That's the point. Link wasn't the first Hylian to reach Zora's domain yet the Locals comment on how they've never seen a Hylian in Ages. Even after he lifts the rains some of them still say it.


>>382447210
Nope, He's in Goron City. a bit away to the right side of the entrance.

>>382443354
You are now painfully aware from this picture that Sidon has no dick.

>>382447521

I suppose so. I guess they were just lazy/missed that when writing the dialogue

>>382447161
I only remember Sidon's and it was tryhard shit

>>382442391
Can someone explain the story of BotW to me.

I thought Link was Zelda's boyfriend

Yet they never kissed or held hands?

And then this fish girl says she loved him?

>>382447919
The fish liked Link and wanted to be his girlfriend

But then Ganon killed her and Zelda became his girlfriend instead

>>382447864
My logic was that all these tourists aren't actually there in canon but were just put there for gameplay purposes. It's like how everyone Link meets on that road isn't actually traveling between places, they just teleport to where ever Link is. Even some of the stables don't make any sense. Some of them are int he middle of nowhere with no actual defenses, and surrounded by enemies, yet they're perfectly fine and safe despite these enemies supposedly being deadly monstrosities.

>>382447919
Link is Zelda's bodyguard

Initially she hates him since everything seems to come naturally to him, while she struggles to awaken her own power.

However she warms up to him as time goes on.

Mipha always had a crush on Link and it is implied they knew each other way before Link became Zelda's bodyguard (or that Link has been a hero in Hyrule before that, too)

It is not really explained which one Link likes more (player avatar and all that). However since Mipha is fucking dead, Zelda is his only remaining option anyways.

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>>382447747
and then Link has capital D

>>382448041
>implying Link was ever going to date the fish

>>382448041
>>382448248

So there's never any romance between Link and Zelda?

>>382447919

>100 years ago
Link, the Champions and Zelda preparing for Ganon's return. Zelda is dead weight despite having the most important role.

Zelda hates Link but then starts to like him after he opens up to her and rescues her several times.

Mipha was Link's childhood friend and maybe his girlfriend current or past and she wanted to reignite their relationship in the hopes of proposing to him.

Everything goes pear shaped

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>>382448283
stop browsing /v/ Zelda
Paya is already sucking Links dick

>>382448317

Zelda is thirsty for him but Link is a blank slate so whatever you want is what he wants

>>382448248

So you're saying Gerudo tourists are the only real tourists

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>>382448317
Link x Zelda is the main romantic pairing of the game

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>>382448423
>Paya

It's over

>>382448525
I'm assuming that your second comment was for >>382448187? Maybe they're not the only tourists, but in my opinion they're probably that makes up most of them. Gerudo are self explanatory on lore. The compendium says Lynels are assholes yet there's a Lynel right near a Stable and it's just fine. There's a stable with a Blizzrobe not even 20 paces away, and there's another stable where there's an active guardian nearby. Don't forget that it makes no sense for tourists to be visiting certain places in game. Like Goron City for Example. It makes absolutely no sense that people could be visiting the place as tourists if there's a guardian patrolling the road leading up the mountain.

>>382448423
Paya got cucked By Zelda.

>>382448965

Personally I don't subscribe to Hylians being completely helpless. Some people can fight of Lizalfos, Bokoblins, Stal creatures, Keese and Chu Chu

>>382449461
The only monsters that Hylians can fight are red Bokoblins. Everyone else gets destroyed by anything that isn't a red Bokoblin, a Keese, and a tiny Chu Chu. Blue Bokoblins absolutely destroy everyone but Link. Moblins too. Lizalzos are just bokoblins on steroids and none of the Hylians in the game outside of Link can fight them.

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>>382444012
>>382444087
>>382446526
Are you made uncomfortable by gays anons?

>>382448697
its link x mipha retard play the game

>>382447161
Urbosa and Daruk's themes are both better.

>>382449765
Mipha is dead

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>>382449701

Gerudo clearly must be able to handle them because there's loads between Gerudo Town and Kara Kara. On top of that a lot of them comment on their inability to sand seal surf so they don't just outpace them that way

>>382449953
Gerodu aren't Hylians, anon. We're talking about the short pointy eared elves that got wiped out by Ganon 100 years ago. Hylians are on the bottom of the food chain in regards to races in BotW.

>>382449705
No we're comfortable cause we know that its never gonna happen in BOTW

>>382447747
it retracts

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>>382442391
>Best girl never wins
Sad but true

>>382442391
Racemixers should be burned.
What would their child even look like?
A romance must produce a family and the child well being is paramount.

I bought two extra Season Passes by accident. Who wants one?

>>382450363
me please

>>382450253
Well it doesn't seem like reacemixing actually exists outside of couples in Zelda. There are no Half-Zora or Half-Gerudo or Half-Gorons or Half-Rito. The only compatible races seem to be Gerudo and Hylians and the women only shit out non mixed Gerudo babies. Rito and Zora might not be geneticallly compatible with any of the other races.

>>382450363
Sent a pm ;)

>>382450253
Look at Gerudo in BotW and compare them to OoT Gerudo.
BotW Gerudo has more pointy ears, and small nose as the result of racemixing.

>>382448965

I'm surprised Sheikah don't travel the roads. We see at least one example of Zora travelling the rivers although it was part of a sidequest so I'm not sure it counts. Other than those 2 every other race travels. Would have been nice to see some Rito flying between areas

Off topic question
Does the Gerudos have a sperm bank at all? Cause I'm not sure if they go back home sometimes after they marry a Hylian.

>>382450469
Sent.

One left

>>382450586
Merely an artstyle difference. Zora in BotW don't look like Zora in OoT either. Same goes for Rito in BotW and Rito from WW. Hell even Gorons look a little different in BotW to OoT.

I bought the season pass and it didn't install. What gives?

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>>382450586
>>382450785

I'll miss the yellow eyes

>>382450046
Yet the hero and the incarnation of the Goddess are hylians

>>382450586
By that Logic Gerudo should all already be just slightly taller Hylians then, because OoT takes place over 10,000 years earlier than BotW and Gerudo have been shitting out babies for a long time.

>>382450785
Zora and Rito are both evolved, since Goron doesn't do sexual reproduction, they almost haven't changed

>>382450959
Link is a special case, this is obvious. No one aid otherwise. Every other Hylian in the game, other than Link, can't fight anything stronger than a red bokoblin.

>>382448317
Its one-sided on Zelda's part. Link never shows romantic feelings for anyone

>>382450768
>error code
t-thanks

>>382451024
Source?

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Should she be added?

>>382451167
I assume*
sorry for that.

>>382451191
Mipha, Cordelia and Faye are not best girl

>>382450253
>Racemixers should be burned.
>What would their child even look like?
>A romance must produce a family and the child well being is paramount.

If they can produce offspring then it means they already belong to one species or are extremely close on the evolutionary tree like a donkey and a horse.
If their offspring is not sterile then it means their genetic code is almost identical even if having an extremely varied physical look, their children should be well adapted to the environment and posses all the needed traits of their parents top survive.

Also the fish people are sentient as opposed to niggers, so its ok.

>>382450363
NA or EU?

>>382451024
>since Goron doesn't do sexual reproductio
If they don't reproduce then how are there goron babies? I was always under the assumption that Gorons were basically Dwarves so the women and the men are almost indistinguishable.

>>382451593
EU
>>382451159
Is it because it's EU?

>>382451645
Gorons reproduce asexually, perhaps by budding

>>382451767
Source?

>>382451746
Might be. Let me make an EU account.

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>>382450985

Aren't they? The only unique trait they have now besides that is their noses. Their eye colour is shared by some Hyleans and they comes in several shades of skin and at least 2 shades of red for their hair

>>382451841
Well they're all dudes and they're rocks what other option is there

Especially since we've seen a lot that have sons but no wives, and that Gorons are allowed into Gerudo town since they dont have dicks

>>382451746
>>382450363
EU here, send pls

>>382452080
1.)Unusually tall
2.)Naturally built as fuck
3.)All chicks

>>382452080
They're A LOT taller than Hylians and they have brown skin an pointy noses. They all have red hair and they all have green eyes. They aren't just Hylians with slightly bigger noses and with a couple more inches in height.

>eye color is shared with some hylians
Rito also have green eyes, this is irrelevant.

>they comes in several shades of skin
Almost all entirely brown outside of 4 Gerudo.

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How do we stop her, bros?

>>382452136
>Well they're all dudes and they're rocks what other option is there

Gorons could be like dwarves where the females are just completely male looking to outsiders but they can discern it amongst themselves easily.

>>382452136
>there are no goron women
Traycee in Gerudo town comments on how Goron Males have an easy time getting into Gerudo town despite being males. Put two and two together.

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>>382452559
>>382452681
This bugged me, why ARE there pale Gerudo? Maybe they just had some case of Albinism or some kind of Vitiligo? Outside of skin tone they are all 100% identical. If these were half-breeds wouldn't they look different from the others?

>>382452460
NTR doujins.

>>382452559
Best Gerudo.

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>>382452323

My point is they were even more distinct from Hylians when they were round eared and yellow eyed. The pictures I posted show that the pale Gerudo are practically Hylian in terms of skin tone

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>>382452460
Sidon porn

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>>382450363
>>382450469
>>382450768
It was EU but I got it with my alt account.
Based as fuck bro, thanks!

>>382453002
They're all still unnaturally tall muscle desert amazonian women with fire crotch hair and emerald eyes. Even the pale Gerudo look distinguishable from Hylians. You're not really helping your case here by posting them. 99% of them are all brown. By your logic they should all be pale skinned, a lot shorter, less defined in muscle definition, and have smaller noses. The pale Gerudo aren't half breeds, they're just pale Gerudo.

Also why are there no pale Gerudo kids? Same goes for the Hylians in reverse, there aren't any non-pale Hylians kids. Even the Sheika kids are all pale.

>>382452483
They have an easy time because they can't be sexual partners

>>382453409
That's not the point. she specifically states that Goron Males have an easy time getting into Gerudo Town. she specifically says MALES. If all Gorons were males, None of them would be allowed into Gerudo Town because there's a scrict no males policy. the fact that she specifies males when talking about Gorons implies that there are female Gorons around.

>>382442391
It's just a way for Japanese to say "interracial is wrong and can't work"

>>382453531
Your assumption is flawed

They're all males so thats why they let them in, because otherwise none of them could get in and how would the Gerudo get their shiny stones then

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>>382453310

I repeat my point. They are less distinct from Hylians now than they were thousand of years. Putting aside artistic/stylistic choices of the character designers, my theory is that Gerudo genes are incredibly dominant but after such a long time the Hylian is starting to show in their offspring. It'll take a much much longer time before they become truly indistinguishable from Hylians and by that time a Gerudo male would probably have been born resetting them back to zero

>>382453730
There's a couple examples of Gorons mentioning that they're female in the game, not to mention if they had one gender why would that be worth mentioning? Why would they say to you they got in despite not being female?

>>382453730
>Your assumption is flawed
How? If all Gorons were males Traycee wouldn't make the distinction between Goron Males because obviously they're all obviously men. Gerudo also don't rely on Gorons for shiny rocks because mining sites are all over the land and even in the desert. Nothing int he game even implies that there's that kind of relationship between the two.

How can you say my logic is flawed then Gerudo say NO males of any kind are allowed in Gerudo town? By the games logic Goron males wouldn't be able to get in either.

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>>382453979
>There's a couple examples of Gorons mentioning that they're female in the game,

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>>382454013

Going by Ramella being in Gerudo Town I'd say they can get gems elsewhere but Goron City is the best source in terms of quantity and probably quality

>>382453885
The fact that they have pointy ears and all that other stuff is purely an artistic choice because the developers probably thought it was weird making every other humanoid have them but the gerudo being an exception?

However if you wanna get into that yes gerudo have always probably just been one of those really weird races of hylians, probably spent too much time in the desert and got some freaky ooga booga curse so now they're all women and live much longer than hylians

>>382454273
Yes but they don't rely on Gorons as their only source for minerals.

>>382453885
>I repeat my point. They are less distinct from Hylians now than they were thousand of years.
Character design change for the sake of the game. Nothing in Botw implies that any of the Gerudo are half-breeds.Your theory is flawed and has basically no merit outside of the skin tone. Also if Gerudo's ended up being indistinguishable from Hylians, a Gerudo male showing up doesn't mean they would all immediately just reset back to how they were 30k years ago.

>>382453002
I thought the thick gerudo was just that...thick, not older.

>>382444087
wew lad

GHOST BLOWJOB

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>>382454278

I think a curse from a divine being or a wish on the Tri Force is the most likely cause because genetics certainly don't account for it. Gerudo were probably so fierce and powerful that there had to be an intervention

>>382454584

Look at their faces they're definitely older more wrinkles and sagging skin

>>382454541

Technically there's no such thing as a pure Gerudo as all Gerudo have a non-Gerudo parent. The most Gerudo a Gerudo can get is a Gerudo voe taking a Gerudo vai but even then both of them would still have had non-Gerudo fathers

It's based on ears, eyes and skin tone but you've handwaved 2 of those away by calling them design choices. It's not like I said it can't simply be a design change I'm merely positing an ingame way to justify the changes.

As for resetting, the logic is that the Gerudo male would impregnate more than one Gerudo and his descendants would be more likely to show strong Gerudo traits and pass them on to their offspring. Probably wouldn't work that way but I'm not exactly super well versed in genetics

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>>382447075
He did, but not in that way and he already had a fucking gf

>>382455286
>ears
Sheika were stated in game to be a completely different Race from Hylians but they have pointy ears too.
>eyes
Eye color is irrelevant. For starters Hylians and Gerudo aren't the only race in BotW to have green eyes. You completely ignored that point that I brought up earlier. Not only that But Gerudo ALWAYS have green eyes, even if the Hylian parent doesn't have green eyes.They also always have red hair of some kind. There are no variations from either of these.
>skin tone
The only somewhat valid point you brought up and it doesn't even hold much weight because outside of skintone the pale Gerudo and tan Gerudo are the exact same in every other physical trait. the pale Gerudo aren't shorter or less muscular, they're the exact same as all the others.

Saying that just calling it a design choice isn't good enough is dumb when the director of the game even said they chose certain designs for certain things in game just because it fit (like the Koroks for example).

>As for resetting, the logic is that the Gerudo male would impregnate more than one Gerudo and his descendants would be more likely to show strong Gerudo traits and pass them on to their offspring.
which makes no sense because by this point you're saying that the Hylians and the Gerudo would be almost indistinguishable from each other. I don't think you understand how genetics works if you're trying to argue about it this way. 30k years of genetic race mixing isn't going to just get wiped out like that.

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>>382448921
What the fuck is wrong with Sheikahs?

>>382450253
>What would their child even look like?
I don't think that Link is capable of fertilizing her eggs

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>>382456191

I didn't say it's not good enough I merely said here's my in game rational.

Sheikah used to have red eyes and white hair. They kept the white hair but only Purah seems to have red eyes

Their eyes were once yellow becoming green is definitely a significant change

As I said in a post prior to the one you quoted. The time it would take for them to become indistinguishable from Hylians is more than long enough for at least one if not multiple males to be born. In essence before they drift too far from what is considered the average Gerudo a male would have been born to prevent that happening

In conclusion, I'm not saying this isn't just Nintendo changing things because they like them better this way I'm just theorising so if you think I'm talking shit that's fine

>>382456715
>Kass's teacher
>Paya
>Robbie's wife
>Lonely Arrow girl and her husband

Why can't they stop getting cucked

Is it because their whole culture is built around serving Hylians?

>>382457670

Robbie's wife?

I think that's more her not liking her husband reminiscing on his ex or turning his creation into an approximation of her

>>382457841
And I don't think that she is actually a Sheikah, she is blonde.

They're all the same race you idiots, just like blacks, asians and whites are all from the same race.
>B-But /pol/ told me that-
No, they're all the same, even australian abos.

>>382457975

who're all the same race? Are you referring to Sheikah, Gerudo and Hylians

>>382457281
>Sheikah used to have red eyes and white hair.
Impa was the only actual sheikah seen in OoT. She's the only example of what a Sheika looks like so saying that ALL look just like her is a bit of a stretch. Especially seeing how Zelda's Sheik disguise doesn't look like Impa. The only trait they share is the red eyes, and again isn't only a disguise.
>Their eyes were once yellow becoming green is definitely a significant change
And yet again the Gerudo and Hylians aren't the only race to have green eyes.
>The time it would take for them to become indistinguishable from Hylians is more than long enough for at least one if not multiple males to be born
This still doesn't change the fact that you think this would somehow make all of them look like how they did in OoT. In all Gerudo ended up looking just like Hylians to the point where they were indistinguishable, why do you think a male being born would change things that quickly? Like I said you don't understand genetics. Also if a male was born, why would he look different? By that point you even said it yourself, the Hylians and Gerudo would be indistinguishable from one another so a male being born shouldn't change anything. Following your logic he should just look like a Hylian male.

>>382457893
I don't see why you think hair color matters here. there's a Sheikah in Kakariko village with black hair.

>>382457975
>They're all the same race you idiots
You're thinking of species, you dumb fucker.

>>382457975
>They're all the same race
No they aren't.

>>382453241
No worries

>>382447161
Mipha theme is top tier

>>382458298

Let me go over my position with regards the reset again.

After 10,000+ years of breeding with Hylians the Gerudo are different but still unquestionably Gerudo even at a quick glance.

Whenever the Gerudo male is born it's likely to be within a shorter time period than that 10,000 year time period. If it's longer then I think the Gerudo is a bit more than merely rare and would probably be in the realm of myth/fairy tale

In the end the Gerudo male would be born before they reached the point of being indistinguishable from Hylians and some if not all Gerudo born from his couplings would potentially have more pronounced Gerudo features because the child would have a greater chance of getting the genes for Gerudo features due to getting genes from both parents

Sounds reasonable to me. I'm not saying that at the point at which they've already become indistinguishable from Hylians that a Gerudo male who would be equally indistinguishable could reset anything because the genes would be really recessive by that point

>>382459452
>After 10,000+ years of breeding with Hylians the Gerudo are different but still unquestionably Gerudo even at a quick glance.
So you're changing your argument now? Earlier you said they would be indistinguishable from each other by this point and that a male Gerudo would be born and would reset everything to zero.

Whenever the Gerudo male is born it's likely to be within a shorter time period than that 10,000 year time period.
Yet despite this there aren't any references to any kind of Gerudo male outside of Ganondorf and that was even earlier than the 10,000 years ago in BotW.

>If it's longer then I think the Gerudo is a bit more than merely rare and would probably be in the realm of myth/fairy tale
So you're saying that Male Gerudo don't exist now?

>In the end the Gerudo male would be born before they reached the point of being indistinguishable from Hylians and some if not all Gerudo born from his couplings would potentially have more pronounced Gerudo features because the child would have a greater chance of getting the genes for Gerudo features due to getting genes from both parents
If they were indistinguishable there's no reason for a Gerudo male to be able to change any of that millennia long genetic race mixing. Even if he was born prior to ALL Gerudo becoming indistinguishable from Hylians, by your logic he would still be heavily mixed with Hylian genetics by this point. There's no logical reason to assume that he would reset Gerudo racial genetics back to zero.

>Sounds reasonable to me.
Because, yet again, it's obvious that you don't understand how genetics works.

>>382460507
>>382459452
>>382458298
>>382457281
>>382456191
>>382455286
Autism

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>>382460507

I'm not saying the male Gerudo doesn't exist. I'm saying that the fact that the average Gerudo, which is what I'd call Rhondson, knows about them suggests that it happens rarely but still frequently enough that the Gerudo voe isn't a legend, a fairy tale or forgotten by all but the historians

I think we're at an impasse either my knowledge of genetics is too weak or it's irrelevant due to Gerudo making no sense and likely being the result of some curse or divine intervention rather than Gerudo genes just being super dominant

Either which way thanks for the stimulating discussion

>>382461565
>>382461565
>I think we're at an impasse
We're not. Your logic is flawed and you changed your argument at least once and it's obvious that you have no idea how genetics works.

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Is this horse too goofy looking ?

looks like its wearing short

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This some grade-A bullshit

>>382461820
That's why they give you Ancient Arrows. I have no clue how I would have ever beaten the Lynels if I didn't have them.

>>382461694

I didn't notice it but now I can't unsee it

>>382446239
>those brows
mmmmm, delicious

>>382447747
>Not being well versed in marine biology

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>>382461986
I baited him into shooting a fire arrow into the grass, floated up and killed all the bokoblins in one slow motion, then I just killed him the old fashioned way with backflips and parries. It's a shame the stationary guardian is so far off, his range didn't reach where I was fighting the lynel. Maybe Master Mode will actually give me a challenge.

>>382446196
Agreed. Patricia is best girl, would feed her my banana.

>>382452559
Did her mom fuck that one pink-haired Great Fairy?

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>>382442391

>Mipha's plan
- Ask Link if you can spend more time together when all this is over like you did when you were younger
- Make a Zora engagement ring equivalent
- die

>Riju's plan
- make Link jump through hopps to show his commitment to your people and win their favour
- loan him a precious artefact because it's him asking and the hoops he successfully jumped through
- tell him to bring it back when it fits in other words when you're older and more beautiful and experienced
- let him read your diary which you leave wide open and make no comment about him reading it in your presence. Essentially making it just a way for you to communicate your desire to spend time with him without vocalising it
- don't die

>>382462804

probably a Sheikah or as someone said she's a Gerudo albino

>>382463213
I really doubt dying was part of Mipha's keikaku

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>best girl thread
>no one post the best girl
let's fix that!

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>>382463213
>Zelda's plan
-win

>>382463643

Probably not but she stayed in the thick of it whilst Riju as soon as she got you on Naboris went straight back to safety and is now ensconced in the most fortified location in all Hyrule

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>>382447161
Sidon and Kass have way better ones

>>382464220

Are we sure she didn't know or actively plan for Link to lose his memories and take pictures that would remind Link of her and not any other women

Probably deleted certain things from her album before she put it on the pedestal

>>382464712
Probably deleted a memory where Link and Mipha married in secret

>>382464712
If Zelda was going to manipulate Link's memories why didn't she delete the ones where she treated him like shit

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>check Hero's Path mode
>killing Ganon and finishing main story was before my playtime even got to half

>>382465068

then the development wouldn't seem as organic to Link

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Urbosa is best woman.

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>>382465728

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>>382464220
How does she keep doing it?

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>>382465728
IM GONNA BUY HER AMIIBO

>>382465893
Having a goddess that can manipulate fate in her favor

>>382465893
TP and OoT didn't win

>>382465893
>OOT Link
>TP Link
No.

>>382465897
It's already sold out

>nobody is discussing the game just the shipping

You are no better than tumblr

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>>382460391

>>382466316
Did you see the title of the thread?

>>382466243
Good thing I live in Manhattan and I can just go to the Nintendo store.

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>>382443704
That's okay... I didn't want to feel happy today anyways...

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>>382448921
>Doesn't even know Zelda
>Thinks she and Link should be together

How big of fucking cuckqueen is Paya?

>>382465728
quality

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>>382453186
Good answer

>>382444552
>pressed K instead of L
>literally right beside each other
>No argument except "hurr durr u make bad grammur"
off yourself

>>382442882
I wanted to see Sidon being fucked in the ass by Link.

>>382466385
Her hips should be WAY bigger.

Why are the Gerudo so perfect?

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>>382467147
Maybe if Paya is a good girl Zelda will let her watch her and Link have sex

>>382467571
lad i'm gonna need a source

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>>382468070

cute, sexy and strong

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>>382468106
Paya's the best and purest

>>382468070
Mybe if you like ugly jew nosed muscle gingers.

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>>382443704
;_;

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>>382442391
>Mipha
>best anything
Boys are better at being fish, desert dwellers are better at being girls, and bird people are better at everything.

>>382468172
My guy I wish I knew the source, but I do not and have tried finding it, I'm very sorry

>>382468469
>purest
But she has sex dreams about Link

Zelda's ritual dress might as well be a negligee.

>>382442391
ALBW has a half hylian half goron sage and it's DISGUSTING, nobody wants to fuck a RAW DISEASE RIDDEN STINKY FISH and breed REPULSIVE FISH CHILDREN WHO CAN BARELY BREATHE IN BOTH WATER AND AIR

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>you will never have a big protective bf that cares about you and thinks highly of you

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>>382469202

can someone help me with BOTW on cemu? When I started playing it it was 25+fps with cemu hook and gpu skip but then ram usage goes to 100% and it just freezes(I have 6gbDDR4 ram)

>>382468663
Does she get cucked in her dreams too?

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>>382469175
>everybody wants to fuck a SEXY WELL-ENDOWED CUTE FISH

FTFY

>>382472161
The only person who wants to fuck that slut Mipha is Muzu

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>>382443704

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best man coming through

>>382474003
He ended up being a pretty cool guy, not as cool as Sidon but still cool
It sucks that the Zora royals have to suffer

>>382474390
was his wife small? That seems to be a lot of cases with these kind of things.

Big ass husband
Small Wife

How does the sex work?

>>382472161
>WELL-ENDOWED
Sad

>>382443704
autism

>>382465017
Those are her nicest moments

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>>382474003
That's not Kass

>>382443704
This'd be much better without the edgy 'HEH... KID....' shit. Someone rewrite the dialogue to make it sound like he's talking to his own reincarnation rather than tryharding to be cool

>>382474632
Well.