this guy walks into the bar and slaps ur ass. what do???

>>382437762
Why can't a cute bishie slap my ass instead?

>>382437898

There are no cute bishies in the blizzard universe.

>>382437762
>5 recolors of a tychus summer skin
>5 recolors of a tracer summer skin
>no other summer skins

What the fuck blizz? I want some fems in flips

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>>382437762
U Mirin' Brah?

>>382437762
Motorboat his pex

uninstall his shitty game

Ask him to spot me. No homo.

>>382438756
I'm not gay, but this never fails to get me hard

>>382439325
I don't think you understand what "not gay" stands for anon.

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>>382437762
wonder why no one picks him when minigun is one of the strongest base abilities in the game and all his skills are good.

>>382437762
>implying I would ever go to a bar
>implying anyone would ever want to slap my ass
>implications

>>382437762
Suck his cock

>>382437762
That's not canon he can't get out of those armors.

>>382437762
What's wrong with his chest? Did he give birth to an alien or what?

>>382439479
it's an idealized cartoon anon

real men aren't actually attractive

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>>382440315
>real men aren't actually attractive

>>382440315
4chan never fails to conjure up some new forms of denial

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>>382437762
Tell him to fix whatever the fuck is wrong with his gut. Don't know why anyone finds him attractive

>>382438756
Fuckin smells like ass , gross. Woman's ass smells like cake , fags can't compete baka

>>382440315
>>382440525
>flawless facial structure
>perfectly proportioned body
>thighs like fucking hams

you're kidding yourselves if you think this is in anyway realistic

>>382437762
Ask him about his cycle and workout routine!

>>382440585
He doesn't starve or dehydrate himself to get excessive tone. Look up weight lifters or strongmen.

>>382441327
steroid guts are fucking cancer

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>>382441006
How's it feel to be so wrong?
>>382440720
Learn to wipe your own ass, faggot

>>382441006
>realistic

There are plenty of real men like that, so I don't see what's not "realistic" about it.

this is attractive>>382438756

this is not, guy looks like a fuckin dope>>382441397

3d can't even compete

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>>382437938
>He doesn't know about Anduin

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>>382439510
Because his range is shit, he almost has to be in melee range. Now with Malthael in the game Tychus is in a bad spot because Malthael does what Tychus does but a lot better.

>>382441554
You're so far down the rabbit hole, you find 10/10's unattractive. Enjoy living alone for the rest of your life.

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>>382441397
>wristlet
wow you sure showed me anon!

>>382439510
They nerfed his range and ability to trade into people with That's The Stuff. Kind of killed his OP build so now people just play Valla instead.

>>382437762
slap his gf's ass

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>>382442005
this is his gf

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>>382441928
>being a literal retard

>>382441835
or I'm just not attracted to masculine facial features like a fag?

drawings are idealized and "perfect", real men are ugly

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>>382437762
Slap his ass

>>382441931
The change to That's the stuff only suffers if you went with In the Rhythm , but That's the stuff now syncs a lot better with Fully Loaded, The Bigger They Are and Master Assassin

>>382442140
He could trade indefinitely into other tanks or assassins, since that nerf he's fallen off quite hard. Sure his other options synergize, but In The Rhythm now has massive anti-synergy which killed his good build.

Slap his back.

kiss the head of his penis

>>382441928
What the fuck is a wristlet

>>382442113
>im not attracted to masculine facial features
>finds a drawing of a masculine man attractive
nigga make up your mind

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>>382440315
no homo

>>382441756
at least he gets a second health ba-oh wait thats not balanced, lets give it to D.Va instead

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>>382437762
Push him away

>>382442571
TETSUOOOOOO

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>>382437762
>bara

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>>382438756
>wanting Boss's irradiated, sterile, tumor-filled balls on your face

>>382442652
KANEDAAAAAAAAAA

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>>382441656
He's far from a bishie...

>>382442492
is this that hard to comprehend? 2d isn't representative of the real thing

3d mens faces just don't anything for me cause I'm not a low test faget

>>382442798
>not wanting to get suffocated by his musk

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>>382443023
Whatever man, you hindering yourself from being happy is all I need to know.

>>382443579
That "lineart" is killing my eyes

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>>382443719
I just said masculine faces aren't my preference, and they're something that I can look past in drawings but not so much irl

pretty eyes are the most important feature of a man anyway

>>382442506
What workout routine would I need to get to this body from scrawny nerd

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>>382442798
>not enjoying a nice pair of balls on your face
Why do you even live anon? Seriously, what do you have to live for?

>>382444230
For that? Any routine. As long as you develop your muscles a bit and remain in a low bodyfat% you'll look somewhat like that.

>Tychus will never fuck you silly with his hairy fat cock and groan "Ohh, daddy like" after filling you up

why even live

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Welcome to Orgrimmar, have you come to serve the Horde?

The fact that people actually play hots is gayer than this fucking thread.

>>382444813
it's fun

>>382444889
It's pretty much the worst of an already terrible genre.

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is this thread full of t-twinks?

>>382444961
"stop liking what I don't like" is still a thing here? Sad.

>>382444808
Orc power bottoms are the best.

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>>382445162
>ywn be a leader of a village full of power bottom orcs who lust for your cock

>>382445097
No, dumb stuttering anime poster

>>382437762
GOLEM GET YE GONE

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>>382445097
I'm a twink, but I don't wanna be anymore.
No one finds twinks attractive except other twinks and creepy fat dudes

>>382445384
you just gotta be attractive anon

you ARE attractive aren't you?

Should i spend the 2400 shards for the skin is it worth it?

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>>382445520
Yeah, I've got a pretty good face on me. Doesn't change the fact that I don't like my own body type and want to fix it

>>382437938
>who is illidan?
>who is male D3 wizard?
>Who is Kael?
Plenty of them.

>>382445595
Not really. Just go fap to the porn and buy a whole video game.

>>382445595
The event lasts a whole month. Play the entire month and pull from boxes, buy what you don't have but want at the end with durritos or gems.

>>382438156
rip brah :<

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>>382440315
Say what?

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>tfw I've been turning down a 8/10 qt's advances for years because I don't want to confirm my friends gay suspicions about me

any games for this feel?

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>>382441397

>That teddy bear

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>>382445669
are you me anon?

>tfw handsome face that attracts all the chicks/submissive boisluts
>tfw you just wanna be held by a big man

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>>382445097

I'm 5'4 and 130lbs.

I've accepted the fact I am made to be a sub and want to fand that bara man of my dreams someday

>>382440585
That's actually a gigantic scar.

>moba games are pretty awful
>but they have great husbandos and porn
Why is this?

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>>382446181
games with large casts tend to get away with more

>>382445097
Real life bishie here, no.

>>382446176
Doesn't this scar come from fighting them zergs?

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>>382437762
I'll let him slap my ass as much and as hard as he desires

>>382446320
No idea, apparently he also fought on and against the confederacy before being put on ice.

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>>382445674

Out of all of your options, none apply and the closest is the D3 Wizard, which even then the official artwork makes him ripped anyways.

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>>382446034
We're gonna make it, man
Just gotta get /fit/, or something

>>382446461
>long hair
>no bodyhair
>handsome face
The muscles are an extra.

>>382446181
It's a way to attract people. Industries have become aware there are actually a lot of homos buying shit everywhere.

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>>382446181
>Lucio on HoTS
>nerfed beyond recognition
I just quit after that.

>>382446784
>passive healing decreased from 3 to 2
I can't believe how hard this murdered him

>>382446784
>playing Lucio to begin with

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>bara thread
>no Zabaniya

>>382446181
>can't compete with gameplay or stories
Selling with sex is the next best thing. See: Overwatch. Fucking garbage game with saturday morning cartoon tier story, but it has waifus up the ass.

>>382437762
Gaze at him intensely while this starts playing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3YeXm4zr9o

>>382447204
who

>>382447204
I still haven't gotten him...

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>tychus new summer skin has a huge donger and "hyper sexualized"
>no feminist articles calling it out
But no really I want the skin blizzard I don't have 2400 gems.

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>>382446904
When I said I wanted to see him fucked, I didn't meant like that blizzard.
>>382447108
He was awesome before the nerfs, incredible healer.

>>382446784
Lucio can't really heal until 16 but he's still the most obnoxious nigger in the whole world. Good luck killing anyone or staying alive when they've got 60% speed boost.

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>>382447204
>this will never be on your face

>>382447359

And also one of the dullest, most bland gameplay styles in a MOBA. Literally just a walking passive with occassional push of a button. Even Lt. Morales has more playstyle material than the poor nigger.

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>>382447308
You can do it anon! I farmed enough shards the other day to get him. You have a month time, I wish you luck!

>>382437762
Slap his ass back.
It's rude to leave a guy hanging.

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what's this?

Catch his hand mid slap between my buttchecks and ask what he thinks hes doing

>>382439735
this

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Hots may have hunky man fan service but Overwatch is the game with literal attractive gay men that fuck each other in it.

Choose the right option.

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>>382447308
>>382447551
>tfw you got an epic chest with the skin in it for free
>don't and won't play Tychus regardless because ain't nobody got time for that, hot or not

>>382447907

Is this the annoying tumblr theory shipping fujo?
Noboy cares about your made up shit.

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>>382437762
Excuse me, shy straight guy walking by, pls no touching.

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>>382448036
>he doesn't know

>>382448190

So, it is.
Shoo. Go back to tumblr.

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>work out in gym 3 times a week for 6 months
>muscles barely grow, still kinda formless piece of trash
>at least lowered %bodyfat somewhat, abs became visible
>they're so ugly and misaligned that it just makes me want fat back

>>382437762

There is no choice but to fight him, even tho you know you are going to get your assed kicked. If you don't stand up to bullies your life is over

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>>382448315
>lead writer supports it
>says there is a romance
>Metzen was the one pulling for gay characters
>claimed there was already multiple before he left

Denial hurts huh?
Why are you even against it?

>>382444230
Mild lifting, eat a whole bunch of protien, when you get the mass you want eat deficit calories until you hit the bodyfat you want, then eat maintenance calories.

Literally it.

>>382448376

Don't give up anon! Make sure to eat a lot if you want to grow muscle!

Also post abs so I can give you tips :^)

>>382448806

[citation(s) needed]

>>382447549
His main thing was knowing when to switch between speed and heals, and of course knowing when to use the boost. The knockback wasn't bad either.

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>>382448882
I try to eat, but i can't eat too much, i just makes me feel heavy and horrible. Buying myself some supplements to help with calories\protein but it's not much help.

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>>382446320
prob just remove some of his intestines since steroid use enlarges all tissues including guts. Just look up lenny or dave palumbo. No way would tychus fit in a marine suit if they didn't operate on his stomach.

>>382448941
That's a lot of citations you need then, here is a watered down version:

>Metzen was the one who pushed for social progress and claimed it in an interview back in 2014
>Metzen claimed there are multiple gay characters back in 2015 SDCC
>Chu likes Reaper/S76 because its almost half of the pictures he saves on twitter
>Chu claimed there is a romance somewhere between the big 3 at GDC
>Ana is with the canadian currently (because there is a spray and not much that says otherwise)
>Ana/S76 and Ana/Reaper was already shot down in the canon

If you want the actual links you'll have to give me a bit.

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>>382449623

I believe in you, anon. You'll make it one day.

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>>382445849
Who gives a fuck anon? Get some qt ass

Who knows, maybe your friend wants your d too

>>382445291
Garrosh is a pretty big guy.

>>382450554
That's Orgrim you nerd

>>382449982
Thanks, Anon. Hopefully i do.

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>>382449858
>left
too much roids and a bad routine
>right
weak core

This is how a well rounded build looks like.
Also why the fuck would they cut out his intestines?
Sure, it bloated gut might look ugly, but its not bad for you. the heart is the organ that gets wrecked by steroid use, not teh fact your body puts off more internal fat than usual.

>>382450641
It doesn't matter. They're both big.

>>382437762
Winks ;^)

>>382450796
Starcraft marines are heavily modified, basically being discount Space Marines from WH40k.

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Reminder

>>382437762
Buy him a fucking drink, of course. What, you can't take a compliment from a fellow man?

>>382449858

I'm pretty damn sure Palumboism doesn't affect your internal organs. Neither is it a sign of overuse of steroids.

>>382437762
Hit him with my stimpack and watch him kill the entire enemy team.

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we needed more summer skins, only 2 is lame

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>>382452081
i want a pool party zul'jin where he wear absolutely nothing but a very tiny thong showing his massive dick bulge
also it has bulge physics when he walks

>>382451246
iirc prolonged usage of HGH causes hyperplasia of internal organs, particularly intestines.

>>382447204
>still posting this literally who from a literally who japanese cellphone game

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>>382451251
Best answer so far

>>382452081
>Lucio
>shorts
>when literally every male in Brazil wears speedos to the beach

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>>382452081
>Malthael in the corner
kek

>>382451171
was wondering when you'd show up kledposter

back off, he's mine

>>382437762
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>382453881
don't bully tychus

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>>382453775
you can't have him we're married and he's pregnant with our child

Slap his ass back.

>>382437762
He has every damn right to do whatever he wants with the ass he owns.

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>>382437762
>pull briefs down
>slap his ass

Ez

>>382448115
>browsing /v/
>straight
Hah!

>>382446605
The muscle means it's not a bishonen.

>>382437762
Tell him that I don't like him doing that to me.

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>>382448115
>straight

just lurk more until you are "bicurious" for cute boys.

anyway twinks and femboys >>>>>> ugly bears

>>382456812
>literally women with flat chests and even worse personalities
> >>>>> anything

>>382456812
>laughingwhores.jpg

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>>382456812
Link > Young Link > shota > muscle shota > rest

>>382457203
CDI Link > rest

why has ironic faggotry gone so far up in the past year? it's getting pretty retarded

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>>382457925

>ironic

Oh anon.

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>>382457925
>ironic

You are certainly moronic.

>>382442068

Slap it even harder.

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*blocks your path*

>>382457925
>past year

Summerfag detected, /v/ has always been gay

>>382458420
>Hercules
>not naked and only wearing the lion pelt
Not very accurate, desu.

>>382458420
What game?

>>382437762
What is the stitched thing above the hots logo?

>>382437762
>it's fine when HotS does it, but not when Battleborn does it
Why are /v/irgins such hypocrites?

>>382460385
Randy pls go.

>>382460385
Battleborn has one attractive male character and he has a shit voice
Guess who I'm talking about

>>382460385
Battleborn has husbands?

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>>382460605

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>>382437762
>roiding for THIS
>roidgut

>>382460767
Kek.

>>382460767
Correct
Didn't know people still drew him. Why is he whoring though? That ain't cute, that's depressing and mildly disgusting at the same time.

Is this because Battleborn didn't sell well? Fuck you Randy Pandy, look at what you've done.

>An artist actually sat and drew that massive bulge

What a job

>>382460983
Exactly. Because of Randy, this is what the cast of the game is reduced to.

>>382460767
>BJ
>beak

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>>382461091
you don't enjoy drawing what you like? Poor you.

>>382461250
I wasn't implying it was bad

>>382452081
Why is Tracer hanging out with Nova?

>>382461105
Fucking Shmandy Dandy and his retarded bad video game.

Can't Captain Whatshisface find a homeless shelter?
I'd offer to take him in but I can't even remember his name so clearly I'm not qualified.

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I tell him to get lost so I can finish my Quantum Cheese Burger.

>>382461451
>Be a brittish lesbo
>get teleported to Blizzard land full of busty bimbos
>Only one not dead, medieval or with a mutant vagina probably Nova
>Looks like your nemesis so you can have a roleplay hatefuck too

Sounds about right.

>>382442910
It's mostly the GAR eyebrows that make him look less bishie.

>>382446319
l-london?

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>>382461091

I've been following that artist since he was making bara fanart of league and other videogame husbandos

He made it.

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by Allah I would give him a taste of my shoe

>>382461912

Foot worshipping Tychus on a collar.
Sign me up for that show.

>>382461763
What's his name?

>Straight male
>Always go to these threads and open every pic even though it does nothing for me
What's wrong with me

>>382462105
Curiosity? Boredom?

>>382452081
There is always next summer

right?


RIGHT?

>>382437762
Ask him to spot me

>>382462105
/v/ always brings out the homo in people, don't worry summerfag.

Press the button for his organs to fail.

>>382437762

i uninstall his game and laugh.

>>382462498
Which game? He has two

>>382452783
would kiss gently

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>>382462064

@raspbearyart

Unfortunately the tumblr he posted nsfw stuff on his been deleted; probably told to by Blizzard

>>382462812
Fuck. At least, he made it. Drawing bulge on Activision-Blizzard's payroll doesn't sound so bad.

>>382445097
6'4" 220 lbs

Is that a twink?

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>>382461763
The guy who drew the reinhardt comic also draws older daddies.

Blizz is pretty based on who they hire for art.

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league has best boys

Blizzard has been hiring bara artists lately. They hired sakkemix to do a Santa Torbjorn once.

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>>382464001
So who will they hire to draw the females?

>>382464001
They should commision the japanese ones like mentaiko and takeshi matsu

>>382463997
Agreed. But Dota boys aren't bad either.

>>382464237
Wouldn't be surprised if they hired some porn artists to do official art. Taking down all the sfm stuff must have made them realize they can harness the power of porn artists for their own good.

>>382464454
>But Dota boys aren't bad either.

90% of dota boys are non human

>they are employees at blizzard who have to look at entire bara artists' galleries, so they can see if they're worth hiring
Wew.

>>382464621
How is that a bad thing at all

>>382464621
Really? I haven't noticed.

Is it okay to post non human guys yet

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>>382464621
Skeletan shota

>>382462812
fuck he used to be one of like 5 blogs i followed

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>>382464657
>there are blizzard employees in here right now
>they discover bara artists through us

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>>382437762

The thumbnail makes it looks like a shopped anus on his belly. Why the fuck does he have an horizontal scar with the area surrounding it being swolen ?

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>>382438156

Are we actually calling Illidan a bishie/pretty boy?


If he had a crew cut we would be singing a different tune

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Garrosh did nothing wrong.

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>>382466343
Because there's another in his..

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>>382466751
That's actually true. Thrall posters need not respond.

>>382466094
hot

>>382466871
Thrall belongs in a cave, getting pumped full of tauren cum.

>>382468751
Thrall would like that desu.

>>382468751
SFM of that when

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>>382466094
If there are any, please make Roadrat official.

>>382470331
>blizzard make gay males
just like with other game company who say they care about gay people its always gonna be a lesbian or a tranny

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>>382469367
>those Thrall/Garrosh sfms

>>382471584
I'm not straight enough to like that.

>>382468751
>>382470926
>You'll never have Thrall and Garrosh tied up in your basement
Why even exist

>>382471838
That's not very nice, anon. What would you do to them?

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>This thread
What does it say about me that I autistically chase off lady boys as degenerates and mentally ill but have no problem with big men loving big men

>>382472271
It means you're a perfectly functioning homosexual instead of being a faggot

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>>382472271
Because big men are cute!

>>382438756
I haven't played metal gear solid I don't understand what's going on in this image
is there like a monster growing out of his leg? It looks like his sock is blushing

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>>382451194

>>382472403
But im not even a homosexual

>>382472460
It looks so soft! It's not videogames though anon.

>>382472626

You can be straight and appreciate how good the male form looks.

>>382472626
Why not?

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>>382470838
I wouldnt be shocked if Winston turned out to be gay. Hes a gorilla, so it wouldnt offend anybody.

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>>382472793
I suppose. Pic related
>>382472813
I like the female form more. Muscle girl futa is as gay as I get

>>382472264
Pump them full of cum, grope their chests and force them to make out.

>>382473141
What game is that?

>>382473280
searched google for the image, bastard bonds

>>382473059
>winston is gay
>was gay with that other smart gorilla that escaped
>they had a fight right before the riots

>>382473280
Bastards Bonds, its actually pretty good game in its own right. it has a bara artstyle that throws people off tho'

>>382473059
>winston revels he's gay
>has human boyfriend
>fans complaining saying its bestiality
>blizzard decideds to make winston asexual instead

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>>382473059
>>382473465
I'd be happy if Winston was gay

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>>382473725

>>382473856
_ _____ ____ ____ ___

>>382473725
>Wuffinarts
good taste

>>382441656
Didn't he get BLACK'D?

>>382474837
He got ORCED

>>382475227
hot

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So is this a vidya bara thread?

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>>382475631
I dunno, but Bowser is cute.

>>382437762
He prolly cant get hard from the all the steroid abuse

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>>382444808
>>382445162
>>382445291
BRING OUT THE TROLLS!

>>382475870
>kassfag
ABORT ABORT

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>>382475970
I only got orcs

>>382475631
>not posting the full pic

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>>382475987
nothing wrong with the big bird

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>>382476270
I have it but I cropped it to make a good bowser reaction image. Want me to post the full comic?

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Master race reporting in, horde scum must be purged.

>>382475631
>>382476270
Source?

>>382446073
What's your build like? Are you skinnyfat? I'm also 5'4 and 130lbs and I'm skinnyfat as fuck.

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>>382476729
here you go anon
https://twitter.com/gold_acer123/status/880148901306695680

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>>382476669
>Alliance babies thinking they are threats

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>>382445162
TFW I'm interested in being a power bottom

>>382477071
>no orc chest to bury your face in

>>382477059
thats pretty cute, thanks

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>>382445097
I'm 5'10
205 pounds

Got a small gut and I'm pretty big/burly.

>>382477151

Only works if you are big and beefy enough, anon.

>>382477059
>2k fav
>500 rt
y tho?

>>382475227
wait, are you tellin me its cannon that anduin got orced?

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>>382477247
worst feel

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>>382477071
Amount of Horde leaders dead: 2, irrelevant in current events
Amount of Alliance leaders dead: 1, leading force of the war against Legion

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>>382477247
How about a machoke instead?

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>>382445097
Im a normal weight.

>>382477425
Also acceptable.

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>>382477247
>>382477425
What about a Donkey Kong?

>>382477396

Amount of Alliance leaders anyone has ever given a shit for: 0, maybe Jaina if you count her crazy ass

Amount of Horde leaders to be fan favourites one way or another: Pretty much all of them.

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>>382477396
>Thinking blizzard will ever let the horde lose in the end
Good joke

Alliance butts were made for Horde dicks.

>>382477767
>The Horde raided for war and not sex slaves

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Dayum, you people are total faggots. I don't even like bara, yet i looked at every single pic in the thread. Your shameless advertising is just too lewd.

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>>382445097
6'3" and 240 lbs with a belly and body hair. That's totally a twink.

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>>382477896
?

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>>382477767
This

>>382457925
>Ironic

Anon. Imma just spoon feed you this one simple fact because it's glorious. Bisexuality, is the best sexuality.

>>382477896
You are a closet case, it's better to admit that you like men that torture yourself.

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>>382445097
I'm 6'"7 275lbs

>Tfw I feel like an ogre destined to be alone
It sucks cause people are naturally intimidated by me.

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>>382478138
But if you were on the Horde youd have access to more Horde ass.

>>382478164

Is that why bisexuals are universally destested by everyone else in the world, even gays?

>>382457925
>Ironic
>Past year
If your goal was to get (You)s then you did it.

>>382478193
> 6'7 275lbs

But you are an ogre. If you can grow a thick beard and body hair, you can go live in the woods and hide from yeti hunters.

>>382478414
I do agree Horde is best, but I wouldn't mind being a young Alliance warrior, who gets kidnapped by the horde and used to pleasure their men for the rest of my life while they called me alliance scum.

>>382478193
Start working out, bro. You will be a goddamn monster. If you're a moralfag, then you could fight crime and shit

>>382478424
> by everyone else

If by everyone else you mean gays, then yeah. Heteros and other bi's are fine with that. Only those who feel competition from women can't mend their butthurt

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>>382478731
This. Besides, I'm not in a realationship right now, I enjoy fapping to cute thicc chicks, then thicc handsome men.

i don't know how people can be gay

men are ugly as fuck and no softness, no curves, just squares ...
Are gay people born with women brains or some shit or are they retarded ???

>>382478731
>Heterosexual people being fine with bisexuality

Whew lad

>>382478968
>men are ugly as fuck and no softness, no curves, just square
Imagine being this wrong

>>382477302
I was born big, and I can wear the fat without having "obease inflato-face".
Now get your face in my butt you little bitch

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>>382478968
>men are ugly as fuck and no softness, no curves
But there is plenty of softness and curves.

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>>382478193
There are plenty of people looking for big guys.

Like myself, I'm looking for someone bigger than me whose a gentle giant since I'm a sucker for them because they're so damn cute.

Just be patient and try to put yourself out there more. Try the phone app Growlr or something.

>>382478968
you are blind

>>382478987
Yep, family will think that you are a pervert, but not beyond redemption. Others will simply try to mock you and make jokes about you being a cocksucker, while not being completely disgusted. Girls may even like it in fact.

>>382479245
This.

t.happily married for 3 years now

>>382456586
By that logic none of the boys in Free are bishonen. You're wrong, plain and simple.

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>>382478968
I dont know how men can be straight

women are ugly as fuck and annoying, and share no interests with most men
Are straight men born with cuck brains or some shit or are they retarded ???

>>382479095

Sorry anon, I only take my big guys in topping form. Either to use their dicks while they remain in place, or to let them get their rocks off while pretending they are in control.
For your kind, I just have my boyfriend do the job and watch from a good pov, it's a different kind of fun.

>>382461693
Medieval or not, I imagine Jaina and Valeera would be right up Tracer's ally too.

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>>382478968
Oh there's alot of soft and curve. You just gotta learn to appreciate.

>>382479595
you like being a cuck?

>>382479650
That gut is pure perfection with the right amount of hairy

>>382479595
Got news for ya big man.
I'm a switch

>>382479635
There is nothing in common with those 3 except that they are bimbos.

>>382479708

I am not entirely sure you understand what the concept of the insult you are trying to use is to begin with.

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>>382478968
>men are ugly as fuck

No, thats just you.