Are you excited for SGDQ this year? Webm related. What games

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>>382426315

What's his name again?

>>382426315
This guy got banned from the event btw

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>>382426315
why did the two of them leave when she leave?

>>382426416
They are her beta orbiters

>>382426395
basement dweller the seat smeller

No one ever mentions how the guy on the right gets out of his seat and waltzes off like an old timey pimp

what kind of woman wears a slutty cleavage shirt to a nerdy gaming thing?

>>382426565
One that wants to draw attention to herself. Cant really blame her tho

>>382426747
She did have a hot bod

>>382426873
and some big ole milk bags

>>382426409
Really? Link?

>>382426950
I think he's lying but it might as well be true. This is the same GDQ that bans you for holding up a cartridge on stream, or having too much fun on your run.

>>382427035
Uhh I'm right here. I can hear you guys talking about me you know...

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>>382427035
>>382426950

He's probably lying. The guy was not sniffing the seat, he was grabbing something from underneath his own

https://streamable.com/c94ol

I'll never trust /v/ again

>>382427406
He's sniffing the seat. You don't have to mash your face and absorb the anal leakage from the chair to bend down and grab something, hell your face does not need to go anywhere under the chair at all to do that. He snorted her ass fumes. He smelled yesterday's lunch. He sniffed the seat.

>>382427406
>t. Seat sniffer
how'd it smell dude

>>382427534
>>382427639

Did you even watch the video?

His head isn't even low enough to the seat

You can clearly see the bottle underneath his seat that he picks up

>>382427406
>h-he was just grabbing something

How stupid are you? You don't just sniff someone's chair without an excuse when other people are around. You pretend to be picking up your keys or something else you previously put on the ground, or tying your shoelaces, pretending you have a cramp in your foot. But you can tell from the way he moves he really went for the sniff, that head trajectory has one single purpose: to absorb the fumes.

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the only games i legitimately want to see ran is the horror block and Might and Magic 6 and all of those are at like 6am my time. guess i'll be pulling all nighters to see some people play games i've already played before but fast.
aside from that, i guess the Tony Hawks games.

>>382427815
HOW DID IT SMELL

>>382427931

if you look at the video and still think he was smelling that seat you're just retarded

nothing more I can do to convince a retard

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>>382426315

>>382428052
>I-I wasn't sniffing it I swear!

Mm hm, sure thing sweetie.

>>382427815
Yeah I did. That's called the "quick sniff" it's when you do it real subtle by "Pretending you're picking up a water botle" to get a nice lil whiff of the breezy stank. You still don't have to put your face anywhere the seat to bend down and pick it up though, so he's using the technique to smell the flowers.

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*sniffs your seat

>>382428086
Delete this immediately.

I am having difficulty telling whether the seat sniffing thing is ironic or not.

>>382426565
What about the muscled man who played Yoshi's Island without his shirt?

>>382428086

the webm that collectively broke /v/ because everyone fell for the looks meme

keep believing schlomo's lies

>>382426315
>Are you excited for SGDQ this year?

Like I said in the other thread, I really do hope ISIS busts in and starts disemboweling you degenerates. It would make my weekend.

>>382428549
stop pretending that women and men should be treated equally when it comes to sexuality m8

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>>382428632

>>382426315
Is that former open star Siri?

>>382426315
I'm mostly looking forward to lots of awful trannies

*SNIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFF*
MMMMMMMMMM YESSSSSSSSSSS
it POWERS MEEEE

>>382426315
Poor bastard, he was just going for whiff on the sly and got immortalized on /v/.
I'm with him, I bet that seat smelled amazing.

>>382428685
Agreed. Women should be covered when out in public because showing skin is asking for it.

>>382428086
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>382426315
He did literally nothing wrong except getting caught

>>382428086

Ah how cute.

>>382428086
IT'S NOT FAIR

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>>382428086

>>382426565
One that likes that shirt and wears what she likes

>>382426315
so who was in the wrong here?

>>382428621
Well yea. They didn't want to accept that they might have repulsive personalities which no one wants to deal with.

>>382429431
Leatherman

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>>382429412
Yes I'm sure that's the reason mate

Nope, I prefer to not be a part of the speedrunning community

The schedule looks like shit this year, so I'm only looking forward to autism and memes

>>382426565
One that understands wearing that shirt for one day of a nerdy gaming thing will get her more attention than she gets the rest of the fucking year combined.

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>>382428086
What if I told you that's not a girl?

>>382428902
t. Abdul Basir

>>382429507

So you don't wear stuff that makes you look attractive? You just go around looking like a bit fat unshowered neckbeard who doesn't take care of himself?

Who wouldn't want to look their best?

Get over it loser

>>382428086
This kills the /fit/

>>382429615

now it's hot. thanks, anon

>>382426409
What, for tying his shoe?

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>>382426315

>>382429687
LOL

>>382429615
Passable trannies are girls

>>382429669

>lifting for women

shiggy diggy bo biggy banana fanna fo figgy

>>382428086
The guy is probably kind, fun, happy and interesting. Is it that strange that he has a gf ? If some of us can be interested in chubby chicks, why wouldn't chick like that too ? My aunt always liked big dudes, and she for years dated guys a bit on the overweight side.

I'm not jealous of this guy but I just want to find a nice and kind chick, as long as she looks like a girl and is feminine I don't care if she's a 7 or a 6. I'm fed up with my shitty relationships and unreliable girls...

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>>382428086

>>382429852
alpha as fuck

>>382429852
>that jealous fat chick
LMAO

>>382429648
There's a difference between showing off your arms with a tight shirt and showing off your cunt crease and areolas to everyone

>>382429852
DELETE THIS

>>382429947
Why are you such an autistic sperg freaking out over a couple showing affection for each other?

>>382429852
NOOOOOO BAD GOY SHUT IT DOWN

>>382429943

It's a bathing suit.

She's at the beach.

You never been to a beach before or something? Some people go nude

>>382429986
Because you wont DELETE THIS

Anyone else hate women?

>>382430196
Bathing is degenerate

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>>382428086
Yo good on that guy.

>>382430307

It's ok to be ashamed of your fat disgusting body anon

But don't make fun of people just having fun in the sun

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>>382426374
I fucking hate all those viewer messages being read out. Bunch of buzzwords, cancer attention whores, people stating the obvious about how they love speedruns.

Shut up and let the couch talk about the game.

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Now this is a high quality thread.

>>382429852
>guys just sitting alone staring into the void
Why go alone to these things? You might as well just stay home and watch it online then.

>>382430372
I'm fucking shredded kunt, I just don't whiteknight sluts on the internet for free

>>382430486
If the couch or runner have stuff to say they generally let them talk as much as they want
Couch + runner are autistic sometimes though so they fill tbe dead air

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>>382430590

Whiteknighting implies I know who this girl is, that she's reading this, and that I hope to get laid by her. None of that is true.

And yeah I believe some disgusting nerd who doesn't even bathe is shredded, thanks for the laugh

>>382428902
Imagine being this much of a white knight.

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>>382429986

because it's a whole lot easier to flip your shit than improve your own situation

>>382428902

Is Islam already infesting /v/?

>>382430585
Because physically being somewhere is always better than watching on a screen. And why the fuck would you not take any excuse to go outside?

>>382429986
It's a meme you autistic faggot.

>>382430585

to have a shot at making lifelong friends or a gf like chevy chase over here

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>>382430701
No, that's level 2 Whiteknighting.
Level 1 White Knights come to the aid of cunts even when there's 0% chance of getting nookie. Probably because they think chivalry alone sets their karma up so they'll get laid.

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>>382429770
>Passable trannies

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>>382431245

But I already have a girlfriend so I get laid all the time anon

>>382431392
So you're just a feminist or a chivalrous fedora lord.

>>382429852

yeah she's way too good looking to be at this thing

>>382428902
This but unironically

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>>382431428

I'm just not a jaded neckbeard who blames all of womenkind for my shortcomings like you

Call me what you want

>>382427406
>https://streamable.com/c94ol
that dabing faggot. stop

>>382431554
Big far assumption right there.
I blame my parents, myself and society for my failures, not women per se.

I could see them putting the audience cam on a delay this year.

first off, plenty of women like to be attractive and lure in men
second, it's not inherently bad to do that, animals do mating and mate-seeking rituals themselves and we're not that far removed from that, we're just humanly pretentious about it

stop this pretentious garbage you stupid phony hipsters before someone crazy removes you from life because he hates how phony your personalities are

>>382431363
You do know why they are called traps, right? Or are you just another summer/newfag?

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>>382432159
>thing is good because we have a primal predisposition for doing it

This is degenerate logic. The entire point of mankind is to overcome such garbage by putting mind over matter and replacing evolution with technology.

>>382432370
>degenerate
you're a closet homosexual, i saw you in that movie american beauty

>people actually think it smelled like anything.

>trannies let's playing glitchless runs
no thanks, the soul was sucked out of gdq years ago

>>382426315
Bet you 10bux he whiteknights women and "women" on the internet.

>>382428086
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVcdf5_t_eI

>>382432370

you're a virgin

I can guarantee that

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>>382432289
>passable trannies

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>>382429770
10/10 shitpost homofag

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>games done quick

>>382433040
I'm actually kinda disappointed that the opener on Sunday is front-loaded with long games.

I was expecting some people to have commented on it at the start of the thread, but obviously we're putting too much faith in /v/ here.

>>382433040
yeah, that's a quick time
https://howlongtobeat.com/game.php?id=3521

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>>382426315

>He was next to her, heard a slight, but audible brrrrrapppp
>went for the opportunity of a life time

His only mistake was getting caught.
Maybe the ecstasy was so great he didn't care.

>>382433168
>that's a quick time
It's almost like the event is about people getting the games done quickly or something.

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>>382433040
Damn, 8 hours. Didn't some guy found a way to beat it in 3 hours but nobody lets him do it anyway or something?

>>382433257
oh, i'm sorry, i didn't realize that beating a game in a fourth of the time as the average player wasn't considered quick. how fast should it be?

if you want to bitch about an eight hour game being included then fine, but when that eight hour game is the quick version of a long rpg then shut the fuck up

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>>382429648
>So you don't wear stuff that makes you look attractive?
I wear a very loose and baggy shirt and pants at work since it's a shitty job and later when I went sunbathing and picnic with a few work friends and the women/girls among them were staring very surprised at my huge toned arms.
It felt surprisingly good since I used to be overweight.

>>382433351
I think it's a PC only glitch, and hipster faggots don't want the fastest version run.

>>382433534
That's just stupid then lol, They're just prolonging a game they enjoy then when they could've fit maybe 3 more games in

>>382433040
>8 hours? yeah we're not doing th-
>FF7
>oh we'll put that right on the schedule

get those DONATIONS

gotta line the pockets of the chosen ones

>>382433040
they always close with final fantasy or some other long rpg

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>tfw the one game you're looking forward to starts at 6:20 AM because it's not popular enough to hang out with the midday crowd. so it has to sit at the loser's table with The Addams Family

>>382433732
this isn't the closing game

>>382433635
It's a popular game since it was most babby redditors' first RPG os they want to milk the nostalgia donations for as long as they can I suppose like >>382433642 said.
The run on PC is 4.5 hours shorter. Should have closed with that desu.

>>382429852
The girl in blue was seething. Only one who turned to watch her leave.

>>382433872
Actually most redditors first RPG is [your favourite rpg].

>>382428549

Video game events are predominantly filled with males, so the double standard is not without justification

>>382433964
no not my monster girl quest

>>382428086
He's not even bad looking or anything, looks like a lovable bear

Good on him

>>382429828
People really get butthurt over seeing chicks into bigger dudes?
That shit is pretty fucking normal nowadays with how much dadbod and bara shit gets perpetuated.

I'm thick as fuck and always have been and every girl I've dated is always cooing about my broad shoulders or some other thing. It's not even a fat-fetishistic thing, although I did date one girl who absolutely was; she wanted to rub my belly and kiss it and everything.

TL;DR: You're not single because you're a big dude, stop REEE'ing over someone else having it better off than you.

>>382428549
you aren't muscled trihex and you play romhacks

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>>382434204
I bet he has like a footlong cock.
>tfw incher

>>382430585
Well, while not applicable to most of you i'm sure, but if you're not a sperg and have half-decent social skills it's a great place to meet and talk with new people

>>382434204
he's probably reddit as fuck to be quite desu with you

Are we getting a "bad games done quick" block this year?

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>>382428086
It's not fucking fair I'm 6'1, an 8.5 at the least, and take care of my clothes and appearance. Why the fuck does this disgusting fat fuck that can't even groom himself properly get a qt like that. What the fuck am I doing wrong?

Girls don't fart, motherfucker

>>382434510
Personality

Grills and traps don't like spergs

>>382429852
>>382428086
>>382426315

>the virgin sit is actually real

holy shit

>>382434510
Doesn't matter how you look if you spend all your free time at home, crying about other dudes getting pussy on the internet.

Get out. Meet people. Go on dates. It's really fucking easy if you have any degree of social acumen or charisma.

WEBM with the girl from the other year with really big tits plz

>>382434630
Of course it is cunt, you thought it was a meme?

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>>382426315
>>382429852
>>382434630

>>382434668
>Get out. Meet people. Go on dates. It's really fucking easy if you have any degree of social acumen or charisma.
Yeah just bee urself xD

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>>382435023

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>>382434668
>It's really fucking easy if

>>382434838
this

>>382435023
I'm a virgin and I sit straight up with the best posture I can because i'm so paranoid everyone is focused on me

>>382434668
>dude it's really easy if you're good looking and charismatic
>just b urself

>>382433215
>>382433215
Sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do

>>382435023
The only thing that applies to me on this is the smartphone one, but honestly if you´re sitting by yourself and waiting for someone or something what the fuck else are you going to do?

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>>382435023
>>382435316

>>382435560
wololo

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>>382435117
Keep coming up with excuses and crying about how no one ever loves you despite you never putting yourself out there to be loved.

>>382435239
>if you try
Wow anon it's like, in order to achieve a thing, you actually have to work towards it.

>>382435337
You don't have to be good looking, you just have to be able to hold a regular conversation with another human being.

>All these 'just b urself' fags
>original post never mentions that at all
>mfw all this projecting and insecurity

>>382435550
Just be there at the moment. Don't distract yourself through technology.

>>382435718
Don't mind them, they're just the typical insecure /v/irgins that blame other factors for the fact that they can't get a girl and get aggressive when anyone suggests anything. It's fucking hilarious.

>>382434510
I'm a 30 yesr old 5'4 6.5 with a 10 personality. Dating a 21 year old 9 who's 5'0 and in love with me.

The secret?

Checking and posting on this forum when there's literally nothing else to do like waiting for her to get dressed.

There's a whole world out there. A whole world.

t. Happy Phone poster

>>382435023
that fucking guy from two gdqs ago who faked being on his phone.

>>382435550
>if you´re sitting by yourself and waiting for someone or something what the fuck else are you going to do?

Literally what's wrong with the world today.

Why not strike a conversation with somebody sitting close to you? Or if you're alone, relax and contemplate instead of distracting yourself with useless shit.

>>382435550
Embarassing.

>>382428086
How much did he pay?

>>382428086
This fat ugly fuck has a GF. How?

>>382428632
It would be a really bizarre place of ISIS to strike.

>>382435969
So your solution is possibly annoy some random stranger who doesn´t want to talk to you or sit there staring off into space like a retard, yeah okay

>>382435718
>see someone in a wheel chair
>dude just walk it's easy lmao look at me i can do it easily

>>382434510
just talk to females and be confident, go to some parties sometime

>>382435014
Hum. Well looks like the guy second from the left in the chair sniffing webm gets his dick WET.

>>382436359
Good job proving him right.

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>>382426315

ehe

>>382436359
>comparing being literally incapable of walking to not talking to other people

okay.jpg

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>>382427406
man fuck this board for being a bunch of lying fuckers

and fuck you for bursting my bubble

>>382436479
Did you really fall for the meme or are you baiting?

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>>382428086

>me headed off to SGDQ

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>>382434510

You have a shit personality kys

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>>382435969
>I should just sit there and bother random people instead of watching movies on my phone to lessen the impact of hour long commutes on the train wasting my life away.

>I should strike up a conversation with the ghetto blacks and mexicans i hage notging in common with around me when I go to the public clinic to save money.

>Contemplating my shit life is somehow more productive way of spending idle time than entertain in myself and catching up on shows instead of doing that at home where it would actually be a waste of time.

Fuck off, you presumptuous summerfag normie. You don't know me. Not everyone enjoys an upper middle class life in rural Georgia where you're actually surrounded by people that could interest you and the norm is to talk to strangers.

>>382436620
Hahahahahaha loser.

>>382436553
fall for what? the original webm is cropped and cut to intentionally be misleading

why else would the guys arm reaching for his shit be edited out

>>382436308
Who gives a fuck if you annoy them? If they get annoyed, move the fuck on, no loss no gain.

You're at the same event because you probably have shared interests and something in common. If you talk to them, you could pass the time with a conversation and even make a new friend.

It's literally a situation where not talking gets you fucking nothing and is beta as fuck and talking only results in either nothing changing or you getting rewarded for it.

I'm not saying be an obnoxious douchebag, just fucking chat with someone.

>>382436647

>fatboycantgetup
>post fat guy getting up

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tfw no cute chubby and bearded boyfriend to play video games with

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>>382436821

SLUT

>>382436598
>tries to walk through door
>shoulders too wide, has to turn sideways
>tries to give birth
>dies

Amerifats thinking just because a woman is skinny she must be pretty. Reminder that all women used to be skinny just a few decades ago.

>>382426315
I want to rape and impregnate her.

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>>382436620
>I should isolate myself and never interact with new people because doing what I am comfortable with is always better than taking risks

This is what you sound like right now. It literally took me to your second example to realize you were serious.

I know plenty of niggers and spics and they're fun as fuck and worthwhile, just for different reasons than rich white faggots. When I needed work done on my car or a tow, I got that shit for free because of those minority friends.

>>382436683
So now we're at an event? You've been talking like any time you're idle is the time to fucking start pestering strangers.

Again, you're a privileged, presumptuous shit kid. Come live like an immigrant in NYC and see of your dumbass strategy works out for you as you get everyone on the train to look at you like you're infected with AIDS just bease you talked to them.

Your life doesnt apply to other people.

>>382436901
>Anons whine that no one likes them because they are chubby
>When someone says they want someone chubby and nerdy, they are called a slut

10/10

>>382436683
What if there´s nobody around that catches my attention though, I like to pick my battles not just jump on anyone who comes within three feet of me. If someone looks like an unkempt autist I´m not going to go and try to make friends with them because they are beside me when I´m sure I won´t enjoy their company. Give me a cute grill then we will see whats up

>>382436435

Who is that?

>>382435023

But that's how most people sit. I meant not the crooked back part, but most people I see on the bus and on the train are glued to some type of gadget. If not, then they usually have that earphone/mic combo and is talking to someone.

>>382436905

Literally nothing in your post made sense.

>>382436952
Don't worry I discriminate equally. I hate white trash and rich whites just as much.

I grew up in a village. I can tell you are from the countryside, too. But for the third time, life doesn't go like that in the city.

>>382436952
>My Neighbor Seinfeld

what exactly did the japanese mean by this? i remember hearing that the japanese dub was supposed to be from the POV of kramer telling the tales of his wacky next door neighbor

>>382436821
where you at?

>>382437151
The woman in the picture is not attractive. If her face is ugly and the whale has a decent face under his blubber then they are a match.

>>382436901
no
just lonely

>>382437062
Contrary to popular belief, we aren't interested in gay sex, but thanks for offering.

>>382437057
I'm not the other guy you were responding to.
Obviously, there's a time to chat with other people and there's times not to. I was just situating this in the context of something like SGDQ.

But yeah, if the comfort and safety of isolating yourself on your commute is worth more to you than the social potential of conversing with other human beings, you do you, anon.

>>382437309
pffft faggot

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>>382437309
Speak for yourself.

>>382437261
Poortugal

>>382437364
nnnnnnngggg NUM NUM BITE BULGE BITE STYIFFY!! :3

yes please

>>382437229
>the japanese dub was supposed to be from the POV of kramer telling the tales of his wacky next door neighbor
This can´t be real, if it is I need it in my life

>>382437370
oh damn too far :( scotland here

>>382437085
Yeah, I'm not saying that you always need to talk to everybody. That'd be just as bad as never talking to anyone.

That said, don't let appearances fuck shit up for you. Plenty of unkempt faggots have hot as fuck sisters, or money in the bank, or are loyal bros, or have some skill that'll be useful to you at some point. One guy I know is a smelly pig-fucking looking greaseball, but he's the best fucking welder in the county. Any time I need metal work done, I know I can rely on him.

>>382437364
>>382437412
I also think you should bite the penis

>>382437364
How is that a trap? It's just a skinny dude cross-dressing.

>>382437576
That's Anzu, the turkish '''''''''''''girl''''''''''''''.

>>382437218
That might be fair. Biggest city I've lived in is New Orleans, but the social climate there is probably much different than Chicago or New York, even if the homicide rates are higher.

>>382437638
I gotta admit I imagined Anzu's dick was smaller than that.

>>382437332
Everyone in this fuck stained city socializes in bars and night clubs on weekends while getting shitfaced.

That is the norm. You can talk down to me about not clowning myself out on the train all you want but you won't ever be right.

Brsides, the operative term here is "you do you". What's the point of me being forward and highly extroverted when that isn't my fucking personality? How is not being myself supposed to make me happy? I'll meet a bunch of people I have nothing in common with. Is that supposed to make me happy? I'd probably just feel even more alone and isolated and end up killing myself.

At that point I'd just be playing a game of "how to pretend to be likeable to each person I meet".

Fucking go back to /adv/. I hate you fucking couch psychologists.

>>382432159
You can't complain about being valued sexually while trying to come off as attractive to everyone.

>friends only want to go night clubs and talk to 9/10s
>tfw no qt 6.5/10 gf

>le I post on /v/ but I'm actually a normalfag xD
Love this meme

>>382438082
/v/ is pretty normie, even when moot was around this site was already reaching millions of hits per month.

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Why is speedrunning so disgusting and degenerate?
How could a concept as simple as "competing to beat video games really fast" become such a shitshow?

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>>382437638
But he has narrow hips and no tits. How could you mistake that for a girl? Trapfags are just fags in denial, pretending to not see a dude for what he is.

>>382438201
it's just e-celeb status.

>>382438183
4chan itself is normie. The whole "sekret club le bazement dweller trash" died long long ago

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>>382438242
>But he has narrow hips and no tits. How could you mistake that for a girl?
you tell me.

>>382438082
/v/ is by far one of the most popular boards. It's second only /b/ iirc.

>>382438082
It's 2017 AND summer on a Saturday morning. They're normies.

>>382438183
>moot
who?

>>382438201
autism

>>382438201
Because video games are for fun and when you turn it into a competition of any kind you enter the realms of autism.

>>382438383
/v/ stopped being the biggest board since the 2016 election, now /pol/ is the 2nd biggest.

>>382437364
>>382437638
>>382438361
any more willy num nums? Got a real hunger for it

>>382434510
Post a pic and let us judge. Stop being so bitter over other people's happiness as well, dickhead.

>>382438242
>post with the trap pic responds ''speak for yourself'' to a post claiming we don't want gay sex
>you come up and claim he's a fag in denial even though he literally just said he wants gay sex
Why are you so overly aggressive? Do you see a someone mentioning traps and inmediately think the poster must think that's not a man?

>>382438508

you can't be serious. /pol/ is that big?

When does this shit begin?

>>382426565
>>>/r9k/

>>382438508
/pol/ is only fast when there's happenings, just like /sp/ becoming faster than any other board when there's a world cup match with popular teams or /v/ during E3.

>>382437292

No they are not, she has a conventionally attractive body making her at least a 7 with a butterface.

He is at most a 3 taking into account his personal wealth and whatever other attributes he has, he's obese.

wonder of that gianna looking woman will return

>>382438361
>one tonne of make up and hair product

You were falling for a trap regardless of gender anyways.

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>>382426565
one who wants her seat sniffed

>>382438361
I can't tell you because that looks like a dude with makeup. A dude with an unfortunately tiny chin but a long midface and nose that you would have to be a closeted homo to want to ignore.

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>>382437292
>>382436905
>Being this bitter

I will joke about shooting up agdq until a hero does it

Where's the based gore and loli posters?

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>>382438810

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>>382438605

yup

>>382438781
Sure sure, if I hadn't told you that's a dude you'd have totally recognized it as a male anyways, don't even try, you're not fooling anyone.

>>382438781
>literally projecting your homosexuality onto cockroaches
Gas yourself my man

>>382438605
Where the fuck were you this whole time? /pol/ is one of the reasons why Trump got elected in the first place. It's one of the last places on the internet where you can express your political beliefs without facing a witch hunt.

>>382438708
>>one tonne of make up and hair product
No shit, sherlock.

>>382438625
Pls respond

>>382438706
There is no such thing as a 7 with a butterface. You need a somewhat pretty face to be a 7. Is this what female lifters tell themselves?

>he's obese

She has narrow hips and wide shoulders. Again, you don't get extra points for being skinny because being a healthy weight is the minimum requirement for being seen as a woman at all. Female hamplanets are asexual. Meanwhile, men can be obese and still bang because women just care that much about money. Btw, I border on skeleton, no wishful thinking here.

>>382438893
I did actually the first time I saw Anzu. It's not very hard to tell once you've seen 10,000 internet trans*.

>>382438876
What the hell? /pol/ gets that much traffic?

>>382438893
If I see a skinny person with no hips and no tits on the internet I automatically suspect tranny right away. Not everyone is new.

>>382438625
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule

>>382436050
I laugh so much at people like you, bitter virgins neckbeards who think girls only watch your look. Confidence and humour can bring you far. Stop being jealous and work on that lad.

>>382439057

Yes, it used to be far far more around the election too.

>>382438781
>you would have to be a closeted homo to want to ignore.
Stop trying to make it seem like your bullshit claims are what an average straight joe would think, that picture makes him look girlier than the average girl thanks to the power of makeup.

>tfw 2 weeks off
>will get to watch entire GDQ live instead only the first or last half

>>382439078
>with no hips and no tits on the internet
I'm talking about this >>382438361 picture, you can't even see hips there.

>>382439151
Anzu is a girl you meme-addicted vegetable

>>382439151
True, the average Joe gets fooled by makeup. Pitiful.

>>382439006

If you think that fat chicks get fucked less than fat guys you are sorely mistaken.

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>>382438925

>>382439242
Oh come on you ruined it, the point was to show how full of shit he was by making him think it's a dude and seeing him try to claim how he knew that just from seeing.
>>382439078
see above, kek.

>>382439241
You can see the long midface though. No woman has that. Also just the sheer amount of makeup is suspicious. Even the worst sluts are usually more subtle than that. It's clown tier, his skin is literally white.

>>382426467
>Orbiters
Underrated

>>382439429
>No woman has that.
Anzu is a woman you dipshit, holy hell you didn't even bother looking her up? Way to out yourself as being full of shit.

>>382439326
They get fucked, sure. Any woman can get fucked... by 2/10 men who will fuck anything. By trash. Fat women get sex with men they aren't attracted to. Meanwhile, fat men get sex with women that aren't attracted to them, for money.

>>382435023
>>382435128
All this shit goes away with time.

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>>382439386

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>>382438925
Funny, I thought he lost the popular vote and the republican-rigged electorals got him the presidency. But no it was a niche imageboard with maybe 200 concurrent users at any one time was the culprit all along.

My mistake.

>>382434510
You're probably not a likeable person.

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>>382428086
LMAOING AT ALL THE VIRGIN POOFS GETTING MAD

be confident you dumby nummies

>>382426315
Nice tiddies.

>>382439554

There are far more fat chicks who get laid than fat guys who have money you dope.

>>382439530
>Anzu is a woman
Prove it.

>>382439663
Confident in what? My vidya hobby that no women share? My 6 shifts a week dead end job?

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>>382439589
>muh popular vote
>RUSSIAN HACKERSSSS
time to stop drinking the kool-aid, anon

>>382439718
Getting laid isn't the goal for women. Are you a teenager? Women want emotional security by tying down an attractive man. Fat chicks get betas to feign emotional availability for secret sex they don't want anyone to know about. If you think that's forfilling you have no idea about women. Why do you think all fat women are "feminists" bitter about men using them? Nobody attractive wants to be in a public relationship with a fat woman. Nobody attractive has romantic thoughts about a fat woman.

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>all those replies to the kiss webm
>ever bringing your gf to a speedrunning event

>>382439901

You have no idea what you are talking about, where do you think all the T H I C C memes come from? All the black males that fuck fatties, all the poor white males who fuck fatties, all the hispanics that fuck fatties, all the BBW fetishes. Just look up on porn sites and see the most visited fetishes, BBW is always right up there.

wow, that's fucking beta as fuck.

probably the most beta who's beta that's ever beta'd.

>>382440071

What happened here?

>>382440109
he got cucked

>>382434510
>Why the fuck does this disgusting fat fuck that can't even groom himself properly get a qt like that.
This is your answer you arrogant piece of shit. Start getting some humility first

>>382439723
Because calling her male is just a meme like how people say ''>>>>>>>>>>>>>>her'' to someone referring to a girl as a girl. Just like whatsherface blonde girl (Rose?) who's also another notably popular attention whore that also gets called a boy. There's nothing that says Anzu's a boy.

>>382440178

More detail please.

>>382436435
That grip reminds me of how a pedo grips a young child.

>>382436359
Have fun masturbating your existence away

>>382440109
His wife got willingly gang banged while the husband was speed running Mario. GG.

>>382434440
>at a shitty video game con
>not a sperg

>>382427406
its like you never sniffed a seat while pretending to pick something up.

i have and can safely say hes a fellow chair sniffer

>>382440320
You'd know

>>382440309
his girlfriend got drank and got gangbanged by a bunch of autists

>people on /v/ make fun of people for going to social events
>make fun of people who are raising money for charity
>try to create drama and criticize every little mistake, then act innocent when called out

So many people on here just have shit personalities and hide behind keyboards. I've been to 4 GDQs and have run into your types there. You go there not knowing anyone and just wander about aimlessly and don't try to strike up a conversation with anyone. There's a reason why so many of you don't have friends. It's not the jews, it's not women, it's you. And until you admit that you're going to be miserable and alone.

>>382440507

How do autists even plan and execute an orgy?

>>382426467
This.

If you ever see the woman get up and lead the men, you know. The men are desperate to follow whatever she does and won't go their own way.

>>382440373
>>382440507
>>382440624
mmmmmmm videos please

>>382440320
And you know that how?

>>382440624
Not hard, just need to find a pretty drunk insecure girl.

>>382440592
>It's not the jews, it's not women,
Nobody said that.

People need to stop bringing up this strawman every single time, jesus.

>>382440592
kys speedfaggot

>>382440738
experience

>>382440795

I'm not talking about them getting the girl I am talking about the initiation of the orgy itself, to get real autists to participate or initiate such a thing is a lot harder than it sounds believe me I work looking after some of them.

>>382440592
Hello JIDF. Off yourself.

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>>382440624
Maybe they took turns and were queuing up for her awkwardly looking at their phones in the queue trying to hide their small erections?

>>382437086

Looks like Witwix and Jendenise, he broke up with her early this year though.

>>382440874
Out of sgape Closet Chads are all over these events, bro. It's not that big a deal. Not every attendant is a seat sniffer.

>>382427931
He's literally tilting his head to the left. He can't sniff the seat with his ear you daft cunt.

>>382426315
Have you ever sniffed seats /v/? I have, several times. Girl in the office next to me has a delicious ass, and every time she leaves early from work, I wheel her chair into my room and just sniff the shit out of it. I've been doing this for 2 years without notice.

>>382441170
>closet chads
Chad doesn't just mean normalfag you retard, no respectable human has ever gone to a speedrunning competition.

>>382441172
I wanna give the guy the benefit of doubt, but the first thing he does is dead-eye the seat. It's just too obvious.

>>382428086
NEVER EVER ME

Daily reminder of the speed run convention symptoms:
-wife gangbanged by 50 autists over the course of 2-3 hours while the husband is live streaming Mario speedrun
-fat whores crying and going apeshit when they hear the word cancer at a prevent cancer event live
-you enter a man you exit a narcissa
-sniff chair ability +30 stealth +20 precum
-autist level hugging and sleeping in another mans lap
-getting kicked out for being a normal person who entertains and makes Owen Wilson jokes

>>382437841
How do you know people aren't like you at all if you never talk to them?
10/10 logic

>>382441257
hot

>>382441414
>the event tweeted at some canadian airliner saying they're so sorry for all the spam they're getting because of the owen wilson joke guy
>the airliner literally had no idea what they were talking about
That part gets me everytime

>>382434510
You're most likey an asshole who feels that they deserve much better

Which is odd since women like that so idk what you're doing wrong

>>382441257
once. Hot girl from work was sitting on a couch in the canteen then when she got up and left I sniffed her seat. It was alright. I sniff my gfs sweaty underwear though

>>382440592
i am fully aware of that, i am not a very likeable person. my only friend is my computer and no woman will ever show interest in me.

>>382441414
Do you think the police would even try to stop you if you shot up AGDQ?

>>382440073
niggers and "poor white males" aka unattractive men.

>>382434510
You spend your time on Indo-Chinese macrame puppetry boards instead of out in the real world.

>>382441668
The gassed faggots at that furry convention should be the hint you need

>>382440208
Pretty sure there's dickpics of "Rose".

>>382437841
>being this mad
Sounds like someone should see a therapist

>>382428086
>>382429852

>guy look like a decent dude
>only a bit on the chubby side
>REEEEE WHY THAT FATSO HAS GEE EFF AND NOT MEEE
it's you fag, not your fatness

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>watching stream
>runner's gf walks in
>they start flirting and kissing

>>382441965
He looks like he has a nice face and nice hair, but that's not chubby. Look at his pants, those are huge. He's definitely more on the fat side than he is on the chubby side. The real thing people don;t understand, is that his girlfriend isn't even really attractive. She's not fat, and has an okay face and hair. She doesn't have a great body or anything. So it's just an average looking dude with an average looking girl, really.

>>382441172
As a seat sniffer, I can guarantee you that what he is doing is surreptitiously taking a whiff of that pussy cushion.

>start out with a few shitty runs
>then a bunch of good runs at night
>then bunch of crap from 4 to 12
>then more good runs at night

90% of the donations are Greetings from germany, but fuck Europe anyway, right?

>>382441965
>a bit on the chubby side
Kill yourself you fat fucking faggot, i hope you're American.

>>382426498
Some faggot dabs but most of the videos are out of frame

>>382442357
t.virgin

>>382441732
dude furry conventions are based. they know how to party and are pretty damn laid back

>>382426315
yo this niga forea foreal just smelled that seat my dude, do u get me what he jsut did ??? HEHE i bet it smelled like nice pucci period

>caring about "normie's first quick games"
lol

>>382442357
You will die alone, filled with regret and bitterness

>>382442357
obsessed

>>382442407
>>382442687
>>382442694
Go take a jog you lardasses

>>382442805
SEETHING

>>382427035
>This is the same GDQ that bans you for holding up a cartridge on stream
Noone was ever banned for holding up a cartridge on stream.

You know that just saying things doesn't make them true, right?

>>382441414
lmao at this tabloid tier shit.

you faggots aren't even trying anymore.

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>>382442459
Kill yourself furfag

>>382443018
Big john was banned for a while when he did that tho.

>>382443151
No he wasn't. He was literally never banned. Ask him this yourself if you don't believe me, you delusional fucking faggot.

>>382436821
faaaaaaaaaaaaaaag

>>382443280
Calm down loser

>>382443151
>>382443280
He wasn't banned, but he was "soft banned." Every run he kept submitting kept getting rejected. Every single one. Even the non-meme ones.

>>382443384
thousands of runners have submissions rejected for every single one of these events. that's not evidence of anything.

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>>382429852

>>382443490
That can´t be /v/, he was actually touching her