What games let me play as a little monkey fella?

>>382421526
super monkey ball I guess.

>>382421526
Mafia 3.

>>382421526
Man, I miss the Karl Pilkington's meme threads.

>>382422640
We need to do more rockbusters

CoD WW2

Monkey Magic
Toki
Donkey Kong Country 2

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>>382421590
Fuck, you got me.

Who are some videogame characters that have a head like an orange?

Give me a videogame where you're constantly berated by a pompous pseudo-intellectual.

>>382422862
Katamari?

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>>382422862
Like a fucking orange.

>>382422862
YOU'RE A FOOL KARL

RUBBISH

>>382422862
Stanley Parable.

>>382423167
No but listen though, right, what if there's a game that you don't actually play, you just sit there or sommat and someone just shouts a load of bollocks at ya to make himself feel smarter? They should just do that

>>382421526
Dragon Ball Xenoverse 2

>>382421526
Enslaved

What's the best rockbuster and why is it cannae logins

>>382423573
Gladys Knight.

>>382422862
watch steve on norm macdonald live if you really wanna see him be a faggot

>>382423573
nicked rake

>>382423262
Your talking shit, stop talking shit, you stupid, bald
manc twat.

>>382423262
Absolute rubbish. Play a record.

>>382423573
wetknee houston

>>382423573
Wet knee Houston

>>382424221
>>382424225

Ooh, chimpanzee that!

I'd buy Portal 2 dlc where Karl is one of the spheres.

>>382424089
>>382424184
No but it's good idea because there's always people who want to just throw abuse around int there? So if they do that then there's people playing the game and that and people that are just appy to be knob eads to em aswell. I'm tellin ya, if they do that then people would play it. I mean who ses you need to do stuff in a game for it to be a game?

roight then, /v/ockbusters

when you wanna purchase an electrical zap, you'd wanna do this

that's B

>>382424348
Buy shock

BUY SHOCK

YOU'RE AN IDIOT, PLAY A RECORD

>>382424348
buy a shock

>>382424416
>>382424424

Here's another one:

Little Russian monkey fella having trouble with maths. That's RFG.

>>382424416
>>382424424
bit too easy innit

roight, this one, it's not the rich tollbooth, it's this one instead

that's P

>>382424295
Why shouln't people just watch movies then Karl, if that was the case? The main gimmick of a game is interaction, you can't play sudoku just by looking at the paper and waiting for it to solve itself. Stop talking shit Karl.

>>382424531
>red fractions gorilla

>>382424534
Portal. Poor toll.

That's a good one, Karl.

Shantae

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMY_SYg7-5U

>>382424534
>>382424586
Good one Karl, I'll give you that.

>>382424562
Because it's a game. All I'm saying is, that if they did a game like, I think people would wanna play it

>>382424581
He's got it. A CD of the best of Scottish Rock Music is on the way to you, as well as a best moments VHS of the Last of the Summer Wine.

>>382423573
ban-gulls

>>382424721
Then it would just be a video of a pixilated person calling you names.
>Just like this radio show
>AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
How is that even a game at that point Karl? Bullocks is what that is.

>>382423573
de trout spinners

>>382424874
Alright well don't do it then. It were just an idea.

>>382424970
he says it like it was a real option, like it was on the fucking table. "don't do it then", fuck me.

>>382425108
Alright, what if, they make virtual reality, but instead of just seeing it with your eyes, your bodies in the game 'n'all? Wunt that be better than just TV goggles? Then you can sit there on your chair or whatever and move without actually moving.

this ones an 's'

>hes gone and got than drink all over the laptop, wont be typing naught now

>>382425287
Psychonauts?

>>382425287
Can't work this one out

>>382425287
>>382425421
>>382426243
I got
"S"-bye-coke-no-naughts

>>382425421
>>382426243
spill-on-key
spelunky

good one innit

>>382426563
Oh shit that's good

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>>382426563
too clever for me

>>382426563
Any more?

"B L"

>thats a daft spot to put a beer glass so big, you might spill it!

got a theme going

GTA San Andreas

>>382427587
well it was "brew-tall-edge-end"
brutal legend

>>382428472
Wouldn't have gotten that one, well played

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>>382428307

>>382421526
Dragon Ball Adventure

That new game they showed off at E3 with the monkey cussing cause it's considered cool I guess. Forgot what it was called

>>382421526
Space Station 13. You can be a monky, crawl through vents, annoy people, throw glass shards at the captain, die a horribly death getting bashed by a toolbox. The made into burgers.

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Head like an orange

Give the money to the fella who stabbed the other fella with a pen- P

Where do all the little cards for your mobile phone come from? - S

This restaurant will give you a burger and burnt chips - D

Karl's an idiot a lot, but it pisses me of that they still shit on him even when he's got some genuinly interesting thoughts he just doesn't know how to express properly

>>382434164
High Wis Low Int

>>382432406
Sim City for -S

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>>382424651
Cute monkey

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>>382434729
This

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>>382422665
"Alright, so how this works is, I give the initials and a cryptic clue, and you have to figure out what game studio or developer it is, right? Here's the first one:

'Oi, Peter, mate, don't go spilling your drink in the corridor, I just had it redone.'

That's PM. Next one...

'Oh, those fellas were really booking it, they're gonna get charged twice as much when they get caught.'

That one is DP. And then the last:

'Quick, Jemma, get that old cow hidden, somebody is gonna see it.' The initials there are HK."

"Those are all awful, Karl, but alright. What prizes do we have today, Steve?"

"Well, let's see... Oh, some really great stuff today, Rick. A copy of Crackdown for the Xbox 360, a Steam key for 'Bad Rats', the Super Mario Bros. Movie on DVD, and a few Steam Trading Cards."

>>382436628
I know the first is peter molineux, working on the rest

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>it's a monkey news episode

>>382436628
It sounds like the second is Double Fine but

Head like a fucking orange.

>>382436628
Hide-The-Old-Cow-Jemma
Hideo Kojima

Alright /v/, take yer knickers off

>>382436878
>>382436959
>>382436760

Through the power of teamwork you have prevailed.

I can't believe you got that last one. The great thing about making up Rockbusters is they can be the most horrible, badly fitting stretches of imagination possible and no one will even complain because that just makes it true to the source material.

>>382436839
Dont.
Talk.
Shit.

>>382437779
>>382436760
The bad pun in the first one is "Peter My-Hall-a-New", for the record.

>>382437779
>badly fitting stretches of imagination possible and no one will even complain
Maybe, but you're still talking bollocks

>>382434832
That's right. Maybe the others are a little too hard.

"it's what a Jamaican would say if he saw a bloke named after tin cans - that one's D"

>>382438681
Duncan is the only thing that springs to mind

>>382438681
Denton?

>>382421526
YOURE AN IDIOT PLAY A RECORD!

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>>382421590