Never should have come 'ere

>I'll skin you ali-AAAUGH

who do people keep posting this shit game

>>382414324
it's a shit game but good therapy if you stay indoors a lot

>>382414324
Well ain't this a surprise?

What mods for this game actually improve gameplay? I played with Requiem for a while and it made the game a lot harder but not really any more fun.

>>382414240
now you're gonna pay

>>382414473
>improve gameplay
you don't play skyrim because it has good gameplay, dummy

>>382414324
CAN'T WAIT TO COUNT OUT YER COIN

>>382414618
The sex/fetish mods are really underwhelming, though

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>inb4 arrow to the knee

>>382414240
Should of*

Stop Right There, Criminal Scum!

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My cousin's out fighting dragons and what do I get? Guard duty.

Give me a class /v/. I can't stick with a character and I need something new to try.

>>382416178
acrobat

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Stop coming here.

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>>382416178

Angry berserk battle mage that runs around shirtless and is bald with a funny beard. Plus he has to find his way to the stone of the tower because he believes it can unlock the nord lock on his old family tomb.

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>have

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>>382416129
>Psst. I know who you are. Hail Sithis.
>tfw you get every guard to say this to you

never should've have to come here

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I am sworn to carry your burdens...

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Go fiddling with any cocks around here and we're going to have a real big party

Skyrim is unironically the greatest game of our millennium

>>382418278
What matter of sissyness is this?

i hear the dawn-guard have arrived; vampire hunters, or something.

The only fun thing to do in this game is to murder guards tbqh.

>>382420709
get your groove on soldier

I fucking hate Serana. Fucking bitch spazzed out and now I have to manually move her to move across the dlc by teleporting her with console commands. Can't wait for it to be over so I can kill her

>>382420796
>if you cure your vampirism, the dawn guard doesn't invite you into the fold to use your inside knowledge to finally eradicate the vampires of Skyrim

>>382420998
>Serana
Fuck you nigger. I just wish you could do the cure quest line for a companion and bring her back to the mortal world. Her womb is ready.

>>382421128
>muh dick
Pathetic. I'll have you know she and all her vampire friends are due for some good purging in my world.

>>382420998
Happened to me too.
You should have just reloaded a save.

>>382421189
I literally just said I want to cure her, you faggot. Go and jerk off some of your Dawn guard buddies to build up the tricep muscles to draw back your fucking crossbow.

>>382421405
>muhhhhhhh dick i want to fuck muh waifu
Please stream your suicide

>>382421529
Literally the only thing she did wrong was be born to a shitbird father. Maybe you should go get knotted by your companion friends to help get your courage up.

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>>382416178
>class
>skyrim

What did you think this was, some kind of RPG?

>>382421617
You vampire fags are fucking pathetic. Oh boohoo she had a mean daddy so sad. Maybe if she could do shit on her own and stopped complaining about everything like a woman I would dislike her less.

She probably spent the whole time sealed away dreaming about some gullible faggot who she could leech off of while the Dawnguard sparred together to fight off the vampire menace. Doggy style

>>382416178
Be a mage and just spec the over charge destruction. It stumbles literally any enemy, regardless of level.

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>>382420998
thats why you turn her into a loli

>>382422153
Her model is literally the butch haircut girl but scaled up to adult size you retard.

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>>382422153
>Urge to bully rising

>>382422153
Oh my gosh she's soooooo killable

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>>382422220

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>>382414240
I ain't coming there until SKSE64 is out.

So who here is excited for the Beyond Skyrim Bruma release today?

>>382422153
I'd hit it

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>>382422153
>Lydia is my main bitch
>get serana, go and get barbas
>full team even in vanilla

Felt pretty good family.

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>>382422327
You're not the only one who can transform Anti-bully Ranger!

I really wanna make a mod for Skyrim where I replace all the voice actors with my own poor attempts at voice acting with a really low quality microphone.

Would anyone use this mod? I'm Australian if accents matter to you.

>>382414240

you mean should of

I YIELD I YIELD

>>382422653
Only if you include wind blowing into the microphone and background TV noises

>>382422653
>traveling to Solitude
>suddenly hear a dragon approaching
>"OI, CUNT"

10/10

>>382422653
I made a mod for myself that replaces all of veronicas voice lines with my own in new vegas.

its fucking hard work with just one character, you'll be doing literally 10s of hours of voicelines.

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PerMa or Ordinator?

>>382420974

Maybe we should invite some women?

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>>382422787
>can't beat bandits into submission and recruit your own bandit gang

Fuckin Bethesda, man.

>>382423003
>Let me guess, somebody stole your faerie bread...?

>>382422653
FUS RO DOOLY

>>382422653
>Cool it with all the swearing.... You're scaring the townsfolk

>>382423241
good way to get yourself suplexed

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>>382422337
Same

>>382416401
10/10 and saved

>>382423621
>everything about that image

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>>382416401

Haha yeah haha who would actually buy Skyrim again for the Switch haha. if it gets solid frames im buyin it i dont even care its portable skyrim nigga

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>>382422787
*gets back up*
*starts beating on you again*

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>>382416401

>>382418278
Who just leveled up?
Were you trying to tickle me?

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>>382414240

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>>382416401
good post

>>382416401
the words are funny but who is this man

>>382414324
I'LL MOUNT YOUR HEAD ON MY WALL

>>382420998
she can never be killed, even after you finish the entire dawnguard storyline

>>382414324
Why do you care? It still has funny dialogue whether you like the game or not.