Roleplaying online games

Why no ERP online games?

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>>382406985
I don't wanna hear how that guy virtually sucked your virtual dick and virtually swallowed your virtual cum you virtual FAGGOT. I wanna hear some god damned virtual adventures

>>382407082
I 'member a time when me and a friend of mine somehow ended up roleplaying as zombie hunting nazis in g'mod.

It was fun.

>>382406935
does ss13 count? i got a few stories thats worth a read from that.

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>>382407483
Shit yeah.

>>382406935
>Playing Gmod
>Decide to grief some DarkRP servers
>Get banned for prop pushing on some fucking server
>Play somewhat legit on the next server.
>Become a cop.
>Find annoying squeaker and put him in jail for no reason
>Every time I do it, he gets really pissed, and I laugh
>Do it again whenever he gets out
>He tries to kick me
>It fails
>Some other guy who's more respectable tries to remove me from cop
>It works
>Change name to his name
>Get elected mayor
>Go around causing absolute mayhem
>People start realizing I wasn't him, and regret their decision
>Get kicked
>Next server
>Glitch gives me near infinite money
>I just buy guns and start shooting people
>I get kicked
>Come back and do it again
>Get ban threats and kicked again
>Come back
>Buy 100,000 Water Bottles, and put them at spawn, slowing the server down to a halt
>There are so many, that entering the spawn will lower your frame rate to 5
>Admin shows up
>He has to get rid of them one by one, because the server is running too slow to use moderation tools
>The "Ahh" sound effect plays like 100,000 times
>Perma banned

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>>382407854
Ya' did good, anon.

>>382407568
aight then
>be a chapling "chaplain with a dark blessing null rod"
>i decide to change my religion up a bit to make it more interesting, and start making crazy ass wire drawings above the bridge
>a botanist runs by and for some reason hes colored blue and at least two times bigger than me somehow
>turns out fly amatia has growth serum in it, which you can eat infinitely and grow as large as you want
>i start thinking of shit in botany i could use for my crazy religion, i remember that you can mass produce monkey cubes in botany
>growth serum + monkeys = gods wrath in monkey form
>i start making grass with nothing but growth serum in it and forcefeed like 8 monkeys til their at least 4 times bigger than me
>ais been watching me over comms, constantly pda'ing me asking why im harming living creatures
>apparently someone uploaded a law stating that any type of contact between living creatures is considered harm, and he can do whatever to stop it
>ai shocks botanys doors, locking me and the botanist inside with 8 xbox hueg monkeys while plasma is seeping in from a vent
>i knew that when huge bodies light on fire en mass it lags the game like nothing else, so i touch the door and it shocks me, sparking the plasma
>botany is now on fire with 8 giant humanoids rolling on the ground trying to put themselfs out, a botanist trying to escape via smashing a window
>and a flaming man with a ling arm clutching the monkeys shit before he died, trying to hack their legs off

so in the search of a new deity i lagged the serber with flaming monkeys before a admin deleted them and unintentionally murdered my botanybro

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>>382408978
Good fucking job.

>>382409215
desu ive had way funnier rounds than that, earlier for example someone built a disposal loop and trapped like 13 people in it, after he heard people whining over comms he said the first person to superfart gets let out first, some guy actually did and the dumbass supernova'd, killing everyone stuck in the tube and making a 1x1 hole into space.

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>DarkRP with some guy
>We go there and become cops
>Jailing people for no reason
>Suddenly he gets put in a jail cell and told not to be bad again
>It's a grill gamer whore
>We hit her with nightsticks
>Get put back into jail cell
>he gets banned but i'm still there
>take out gun and start shooting the furfags
>"okay that's enough"
>start being even more toxic and spamming "faggot"
>"seriously dude why are you being so homophobic"
>get kicked

>>382409603
>left click people
>left click people
>left click people
>spam faggot
>kicked
is this seriously the best v can do?

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The only thing fun about roleplaying is griefing people who do it.

best part of age of conan

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>>382409818
To be fair I was mainly just following the guy around. I don't even touch Gmod

>>382409603
Bad-butt.