/sgdq/ pre-watch party thread

Can you stop

My mom died of cancer thanks to everyone involved!

>>382405568
>Censoring me instead of giving me a safe space
BANNED

Drink a whole bottle everytime a tranny is on screen

who cares?
Speedrunning is a joke of a hobby and gdq went to shit long ago

ehh when does it start

>>382406071
Sunday

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>>382405202
I miss Cosmo.

>>382406145
maybe ill see reruns of good parts but evo is soon

>on vacation until Thursday
FUCK

>still caring about speedrunning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b56N17d4WnM

>>382406537
Nobody here cares about speedrunning itself but about the drama and shitposting associated with it

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Evading life's responsibilities for a week again. Hopefully they don't decide to hide the audience this year.

https://youtu.be/P4RLEZonx0s
10:44
That guy blowing a load after annihilating in Addams Family

>We have a $50 donation from Anonymous >Greetings from Germany, my wife's son died of breast cancer after her gender reassignment surgery. Put this towards saving the animals. Can I get a "HYOIPE" from the couch?
>runner never stopped talking every individual frame in one continuous run-on sentence in monotone too-loud voice
>bluegrass laughs inappropriately
>autist dancing a jig on left side of screen
>neckbearded tub of lard and a qt who is way out of his league are making out hard on the right side of the screen
>12 people on the same 2-seater couch including 3 trannies, a large black man, and an asian midget
>crowd larger than the olympics, claps after every donation, claps after every successful jump
>not even a speedrun it's just a let's play of some indie flash game that's a ripoff of undertale
>runner gets game over about 6 times in the span of 3 minutes

I can't wait t/b/h

>>382405202
am i the only femanon around here excited about sgdq

>>382406624
>still caring about the drama
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaLw4NcRBpk

>>382405202
Why does SGDQ suck so hard now?

>>382407019
everything sucks when it becomes commercial

>>382407019
They all became trannies that love sucking. Dick.

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>>382406826
>CAN WE GET A SECOND ROUND OF APPLAUSE THIS WAS REALLY HARD YOU GUYS
I fucking hate this

it's all hard to do, that's the point

>>382407019
Too many autismos latched onto it after Cosmo brought it to the mainstream.

Is Jak and Daxter guy still banned?

>>382407263
It was at like 4am. I think he just wanted to wake everybody up

i've never understood why they always end with a boring RPG

the super metroid race seems like the perfect finale and always pulls the most donations

>>382407450
day 3 is usually a Souls game, the big rpgs, and super metroid, no?

>>382407303
2018

>>382405942
You'd die within the first 10 minutes

>>382407450
I hate how they always race Super Metroid

Races fucking suck. One person always completely wrecks the others so it's not entertaining in that regard and you get shitty commentary and each player gets like a fourth of the screen

Fuck

>>382407450
SGDQ doesn't run Super Metroid in the second to last spot, just AGDQ.

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>>382407581
You're right. A tranny is going to be hosting the event.

>it's a trans speedrunner episode

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>>382407603
> races suck
Dude I still get chills when I watch the ninja gaiden relay race. Best hour of speedrunning I've ever seen

post godly gdq speedruns
https://youtu.be/ts9Ne_SEWyM
starting with a classic

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What cigarettes should I smoke while I watch the stream, /v/?

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>>382407702
>that pikmin runner that went like a half hour past estimate or whatever
>even his world record wasn't that impressive and the estimate was still like 10-20 minutes past that
>mfw watching him bumble through the whole game

>>382407820
Reporting
https://youtu.be/Yl_F8ijsN10

>>382407702
>chat goes into emote only
>shitposting revs into high and creative gear

>>382407702
https://youtu.be/UP2q_NIIzbQ

>>382408176
so many lovely ladies(male) on the couch

>>382407450
last game is always a meme game to get the last donation push

>>382408974
UNDERTALE HOOOOIIIIIIYPE

H O I Y P E

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ANOTHER anonymous $1000 donation :DDDDD

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wtf no bigjon =(

ANOTHER ANONYMOUS $1000 MONEY LAUNDER

>>382409301
every fucking time. money laundering done quick

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>This event put further millions into classic Rockefeller shilling that never intends to actually prevent or cure cancer
>Toby Fox threw thousands of dollars at it just to try and get his character named Bepis

>>382409501
agdq helps pay for free screenings.

>>382409501
summers games is a different charity

>>382408176
The one saving grace of that shit-tastic Pikmin run was it lead into one of the best runs of that GDQ.

The black guy dressed as a doctor doing Wii Trauma Center with a great run and handled speaking/presenting extremely well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9a2wlLZNVE

>>382409692
> having fun
BANNED

>>382409754
All the fun sneaks in at night when the trannies are busy resting their outrange engines and aren't around to police people.

>>382406537
That's a lotta truth for one short video

>>382409501
This.
If cancer was ever universally cured the medical economy would collapse overnight.
There will never be a cure not because we don't have the means to do so, but because doing so would fuck Murrica's, Japan's and some European countries economies extremely hard. Better to just have improved screening and prevention than an outright cure in the eyes of business. Unless they can charge an outrageous fee for it.

>>382406970
>crowd larger than the olympics, claps after every donation, claps after every successful jump
Thats just America

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>>382409692
That run was so good