"what are we gonna do on the bed, anon?"

>>382400805
Get sued by the Red Cross

eat bees

>>382401214
spat out my semen

Kill you then fuck Jill on top of your corpse

>>382401214
>RESCUE on it
she's fine, it has to be a normal ass red plus to be """""""copyright""""""""

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>>382401391
>Kill her then fuck Jill on top of your corpse
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

>>382401450
Which is why Capcom changed it to a red 'minus' for the mercs reunion.

>>382400805
It's called sleep. I know you somehow go 76 hours without it, but I'm not on the same drugs as you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hTKMxaPvLE

>>382400805
Cuddle while I cry about being given a chance to be with a woman as beautiful as you as I talk about the times I tried to kill myself and pussifed out and came to the conclusion I am the shit of the earth due to my abusive family and abusive friends. Thank you for just cuddling with me.

>>382401214
:okhandsymbol:

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>>382401370
"don't touch me you /v/irgins!"

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>>382400805
>>382402262
Sorry OP,like like my short hairs SLUTTY.

Preferably Sherry or meth slut Zoey.

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I want you to practice playing the piano.

>>382400805
We're going to wait for my bro Leon so you can watch how real men do it.

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>>382402615

>>382402431
disgusting. How dare you speak to me.

>>382401943
"fuck my yim yams faggot!"

>>382400805
I'm going to measure the length of your GI tract with whatever I have on me.

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>>382400805
Why is she so perfect bros?

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>>382403407
Thats NOT Jill anon,get your eyes checked.

>>382402081
Way to keep that hypothetical moment fleeting eh anon?

I hope you feel better

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>>382403407

>>382403645
that cunt hasn't looked liked that for years, move on.

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>>382403645

>>382403645
jill is smalltime only best girl was in the new resident evil movie.

>all the RE women are at least mid 30s, including Rebecca, who had just turned 18 in RE1
>Jill and Chris are both in their fucking 40s
>Leon is in his mid 40s
>Barry is pushing 60 at this point
>Clare is around 35 years old
>Wesker if he were/is somehow alive is nearly 50 years old and still cosplays as Neo
>in the RE dimension they're living in a post Raccoon City world instead of a post 9/11 one
>there's people that were born after Raccoon City exploded and can now vote/have children in their universe
>HUNK is probably retired by this point
>Billy Coen is probably dead somewhere
>Dead Aim is confirmed canon

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>>382403769

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>>382404007
>Jill is small time
Would you kindly kill yourself anon?

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>>382404217
>can only rely on fanmade models
would you kindly stop posting that hag?

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>>382400805

Im going to have sex with Jill. I have no idea what you're going to do. You're free to watch I guess but be warned it's going to get kinky fast

>>382403760
Thanks a ton anon

old

>>382404217
No way fag

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>>382404309
>fanmade models
Again anon,KYS please and get those small itty bitty tits out the way.

Jill is in our presence.

>>382404073
>>Dead Aim is confirmed canon
I mean... good I guess?

Seriously what's the point of HUNK if Umbrella never used the G-virus?

>>382404694
>no amount of greentexting can hide your summer faggotry get the fuck out of my thread pleb kek

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>>382404694
it's sad how you have to samefag since Jill is old and busted and hasn't been relevant in years.

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>>382404815
>Le summerfag boogeyman
Checkpoint OP,Rebecca is TRASH!
>>382404856
>Jill hasn't been relevant in years.
Says the retard that doesn't realize Jill is one game off from tying Chris in RE games featured. If anything Rebecca is irrelevant and WILL NEVER appear in a RE game EVER again.

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>>382405179
Well where that game at then, bro?

No one is checking for Jill anymore when superior RE waifus have popped up

And here, let me help you post a relevant pic of your washed up whore with what she actually looks like

>>382403645
>>382404694
Gimme sauce on these?

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>>382405179
>checkpoint OP
>checkpoint
>CHECK
>POINT

>>382405490
have you tried google image search?

>>382404856
>tfw raping a bride is my fetish

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>>382405574
I wouldn't be asking if I hadn't

>>382405179
>Checkpoint

confirmed for some sad Brazilian who doesn't know the term

>>382405625
of course you did you pathetic geek. kek

>>382404217
Well, I wasn't planning on fapping anymore today....

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>>382405492
>>382405649
Nah,auto-correct put that bullshit. Anyway its checkmate duh.
>>382405482
>No ones checking for Jill
You can't be this dumb anon,but whatever helps you sleep at night
>when superior RE waifus have popped up
L I T E R A L L Y
W H O

>>382406362
Gimme the sauce fag

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>>382405737
>I wasn't planning on fapping anymore today
You'll be alright anon

>>382400805

Fuck.

>>382406362
>auto-correct
jesus christ get out of my thread you definitive pleb

>>382404396
Mind explaining how your are going to do anything with a fictional character?

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>>382406552
Okay I throw you a bone anon,enjoy!!

>http://rule34hentai.net/image/168803

>>382407108
That isn't either of the ones I'm looking for

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>>382405737
You can always fap some more

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>>382407190
Ungrateful troglodyte

>http://rule34hentai.net/_images/3b73c6321cd6dd6ef2613c10a847ce80/144970%20-%203D%20Jill_Valentine%20Kenshiro549%20Resident_Evil.png

Its the series from which the pic belongs

>>382400805
Play with legos, what else?

>>382407864
Look at
>>382405490

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>>382400805
>That negative ass

Shitty cosplay, 2/10, could've at least put a medpack on it to give the illusion of ass

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>>382404073
Here's your official ages as of the current year, bro.

Jill - 43
Ada - 43
Claire - 38
Rebecca - 37
Ashley - 33
Sherry - 31
Sheva - 31
Helena - 28
Moira - 26
Natalia - 16

Barry - 57
Wesker - 57 (deceased?)
Billy - 45
Chris - 44
Leon - 40
Carlos - 40
Jake - 25

Fuck you the itty bitty titty committee has unlimited power

>>382400805
How she gonna try and be big butt Becky and have zero ass?

>>382409848
>big butt becky
does she have a big butt in some game i'm not remembering?

>>382408490
Christ, Vendetta was such a ride. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

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>>382411840
Why not both?

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>>382411840
both!

>>382412069
yes jill valentine from resident evil

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>>382412276

>>382412276
>>382412192
>>382412126
It almost looks like they just sped up the fighting. Way too coordinated and goofy but it whatever it works. the fist fight was pretty cool i guess.

>>382411635
no becky always had tomboy features.

>>382412738
it's pretty fun, honestly. like, it's ridiculous for sure, but it works for this series or at least for these characters.

>>382412994
It almost seems like all this can be possible which is why it kinda works. the running around in circles and sliding to dodge bullets not so much kek

>>ctl+f "sandwich"
>>0 results
I am disapoint

>>382400805
I feel like making love

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as i grow older, the more and more i see rebecca as just "okay." i still like her and everything

>>382413231
"a anon what r u saying? You don't love me anymore? but I succ ur dic dude" ;_;

>>382404149
HNNNNGGG!!!!

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>>382404149
>Becca will never call you a good boy or be in another RE game

WHY EVEN LIVE

>>382402262
Asain Rebecca... I'm gonna give that a hard pass....

>>382413378
>never be in another RE game
uuuuuuh everyone you see in the new movie is probably going to be in the new spin-off RE games.

>>382413494

your virginity thanks you. All grills give you a HARD PASS dont they anon? ;^D

>>382412276
>dat slide into a single leg takedown attempt
Reminds me of Donnie Yen's slide into german suplex from Flash Point.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ArlZ8A8pho

>>382413665
that's why i think i love this ridiculous choreography, because it reminds me so much of the awesome martial arts films i grew up on.

at least it's not wuxia levels of ridiculousness, well, aside from the tyrant fight with leon i suppose

>>382412276
>STR vs DEX

>>382413814
I will never understand how people find Ashley attractive.

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>>382413870
Presidential perks

>>382413870
its either the tits or just good old fashioned hatefucking.

>>382413814
I'll take 0 and 9 at the same time thanks anon

>>382413870
she looks like a fucking troll, but i imagine the fact she wants the D so bad adds to the appeal to some

>>382400805
you have the virus and the only antidote is in my dick

>>382413870
GOOD OL AMERICAN BALLISTICS NIGGA

>>382414015
"gee anon really!? Better whip out dat hog and humble my pussy"

>>382403645
jill is a hard working STARS officer!

>>382404073
>people born after raccoon city explosion can now post 4chan

>>382413967
she wants that "overtime" anon ;)

>>382413814
rollin. come on 0, 2 or 6.

>>382413624
I do alright. I don't like to complain or brag. But Jove forbid I prefer cosplayers to actually look like the character they cosplay as. That wide eared chink just doesn't cut it.

>>382413814
Wich one of them has the best ass?

>>382413814
2 please

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>>382408490

>Ashley - 33

Either she is a thick milf now, or a ugly hambeast.

Hmm, maybe getting infected by las plaguas and living as the eternal queen would have been better.

>>382413814
0,6,9 pls

>>382413814
Come on best girl...

>>382414458
Jill, Sherry, Claire, Sheva and I think Helena.

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>>382414535

>>382403407
>>382403259
>>382403769
>>382404149
>>382404309
i will never get the time back i spent watching this shitty movie

>>382404309
What movie is this?

>>382414576
You got her, congrats!

>>382414641
Vendetta

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>>382414297
>a game developed by gooks
here u go anon take one for the team m8 have fun. kek

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>>382414641

>>382413814
0-2 and 9 are all good for me.

>>382413153
they probably mocapped it
https://youtu.be/YWQVtk4CAuY?t=425

>>382413841
I just wish they'd used the environment more and gave Chris a simpler big strong guy moveset. Chris isn't supposed to be a particularly talented martial arts guy, just strong and tough as fuck. Make him shoulder charge guys through walls, throw dudes into furniture and other dudes, punch zombies so hard they go flying into things. At the end of his fights the entire room should be devastated from all the collateral damage.

I mean, look at his RE5/6 melee movesets. He's got a throw that autotargets nearby enemies or breakable objects, punches of various types, and as a finisher, a really fucking hard punch that sends people flying and shakes the screen. It's all fairly simple power moves and I wish it was reflected in his Vendetta choreography.

>>382414651
I feel bad cause that literally was my last pick.

>>382413814
Gimme something good

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>>382415139
I'll take it

>>382414967
I agree. They really should have swapped Chris and Leon's roles in the movie. have Leon be the one who encounters Arias in the beginning then he goes to Rebecca for help, they get Chris who is sulking after RE6, then Leon is the one who has the gun cqc fight with Arias and Chris fights the big Tyrant Arias at the end.

>>382414950
most likely and just sped up the footage.

>>382400805
Shave your moustache

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>>382414701
I still have issues with this. Do you have some serious yellow fever and I just managed to piss you off 'cause I insulted your waifu? Looks like I b8ed you, m8. Kek. (Faggot)

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>>382414967
Yeah, good point, his fighting style should really reflect his physique/demeanor.

Then again I think with "Redfield" coming up, that might be pretty much moot at this point.

>>382415092
how dare you, pic related

>>382413814
>>382408490
I wish Capcom hadn't tried to keep the game timeline in check with actual calendar year. It just fucks up beloved characters you don't want to see old, and will likely try to force us to accept their kids in future titles.

>>382414967
https://youtu.be/DJ8Zk_wsEKQ?t=150

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>>382401214
With that ass, nothing.

>>382415183
>Chris who is sulking after RE6
this movie is after his crisis in 5/6.. leons turn

>>382414458
I think all of them have the same general ass shape, just different hip widths.

>>382415245
Naw dude I'm just not a virgin. stop talking like that. Stop pretending your some alpha on a chinese image board. kek u aint gettin shit xD

>>382415250
leon is too pretty boy to get down and rumble with notwesker

>>382415458
Throw around some more buzzwords, man. I know you gotta know a few more.

>>382414967
They kinda showed that in the fight with aeris he was throwing some WILD punches. I generally see chris as a tank just charges and takes you to the ground. wrestler type whatever you call it.

>>382415557
you got it faggo TOP KEK

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>>382400805
Sleep.

>>382413814

keep rollin' rollin' rollin' ro'

>>382415404
its mostly just so it fits better with Leon fighting Arias in hand to hand and Chris fighting the big monster. it could just as easily be that Chris is who the BSAA sends to work with Leon and Rebecca. or Chris saves Rebecca at the University like in the movie and Leon just happens to show up asking for their help. I mean I don't get why Leon was needed in the first place? just because he was the first person to encounter the Las Plagas doesn't mean he's some kind of expert on how it functions. I mean the enemies in RE5 and 6 are the same thing only enhanced so Chris has just as much experience with that type of Bio-Weapon.

>>382413814

Rero, gimme 7,8 or 3.

uhh HOW IS THIS VIDEO GAMES?

>>382415782
how isn't it?

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>>382413870

Big cow tits and being DTF goes a long way.

But in truth, I like eroquis version of Ashley better than the game one.

>>382415782
out out back 2 ur containment board

>>382415707
jp woman and re4hipsters

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>>382415691

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Where do Mia and Zoe fit in the waifu rankings?

>>382415992
separate ranking?

>>382400805
>pomf =3

>>382415707
Leon is too powerful for Arias. The movie would have ended right there.

>>382416070
>dex
>power

>>382415707
>DEX vs DEX
I would actually love to see this

>>382415992
>all those cucks picking the bitch that LITERALLY cuts your arm off and tries to kill you multiple times

>>382416154
silly goose

>>382416169
>zoey "sorry i didn't tell you about my crazy murderous family it was just a prank bro" to be fair zoey was equally trying to get you killed.

>>382416169
neither choice is good. I'd say Zoe because having to kill Mia feels like it fits better.

>>382416169
Saving Kill Bill is literally the worst decision you can make.
If you save Mia we don't know what happens to Zoe and Mia lives, if you save Zoe she dies and so does Mia.

>>382415183
>>382415707
One more reason why Leon vs regular Arias works better: bantz. Leon's action movie one-liner game as of the previous CG movie was top-notch. We watched as Arias slowly got more and more pissed off as the fight went on, and having it be due to pinpoint taunts would be quite a bit more entertaining than because he was getting tired of fighting a brick wall of a man who refuses to crumble from repeated punches to the face.

Granted, Chris being a ridiculously tough motherfucker who keeps getting up and coming back for more after getting sent flying offscreen is pretty entertaining in its own right, as shown here. >>382415340

Should I post the Resi rankings image?

>>382416463
Yes

>>382416310
Anon, your greentext is bothering me

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>no mercinaries and all the other extra modes into one RE game with lots of playable characters, weapons and items from the entire series.
would be cool if they done this, would be better if the old items and weapons they brought back were ripped from the old games and not visually updated, ashley a best, what happend to her anyway?

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>>382416486
Just for you /v/ro

>>382416493
im sorry bb

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>>382416529
>Liking 6 over 7

The fuck is wrong with you?

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>>382416529
>RE1 being amazing
>REmake not being better than 2 and 3
>4 being the second worse in the main line
>enjoying 5 and 6
>7 worst in the main line
>enjoying any of the shit movies much less watching them
Jesus fucking Christ what the fuck is wrong with you?

>>382413814
rolling for some best girl

>>382413814
I'll do just one reroll, I think we're allowed one right?

>>382413814
wsgreahr

>>382415992
not an RE game fuck off

>>382413814
give me my ada

>>382416824
6 is a RE game, 7 is an outlast bootleg.

>>382416824
>The fuck is wrong with you?
I like games with replayability that actually feel like a game in their series.
>>382416835
>REmake not being better than 2 and 3
REmake lacks the charm of 2 and 3, and I just enjoyed 2 and 3 more. I don't care about muh spooks too much, but I do enjoy survival-horror gameplay and games like Silent Hill and Resident Evil. 2 and 3 just did it better for me.
>4 being the second worse in the main line
Overhyped by autists, meanwhile 5 and 6 were underhyped, which lead to me being disappointed by 4 when I finally played it, and I had fun playing 5 and 6 because I was expecting trash at the time.
>7 worst in the main line
It has no replayability, no rocket launcher, no cheesy ending, the multiple choice isn't how Resi used to do multiple choices, instead of fixed cameras they went with generic FPS style to sell the VR gimmick, and it just doesn't feel like Resident Evil after the main house.
>enjoying any of the shit movies much less watching them
After being burned by 4 and lied to about 5 and 6, I'd rather form my own opinion that just steal someone else's. I watched the movies, most of them were shit, but 4 and 5 were pretty funny all around

>>382402431
Sauce me bro - is there SFM of both of them?

>>382417156
Just because it's in first person? RE7 and outlast are nothing alike

>>382417319
>RE7 and outlast are nothing alike

Go away marketer-kun

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>>382417178

>>382417484
>no argument

so you can't debate him, nice!

>>382400805
"I'm gonna rescue that ass from those pants."

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>>382413814

9, 8 or 1.

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>>382417156
>7 is an outlast bootleg.

Confirmed for not playing the game

>>382413814

Maou Alba Rebecca is canon

>>382418075
>confirmed for shill for dying company

>>382413814
9 is the only choice.

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>>382413814

Gimme....

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>>382404149
>QUOPWOP

WHAT ?

>>382413814
k then

We play nightcrawlers like every night.

>>382413814
Why are almost all of the RE girls so perfect /v/bros?

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>chris redfield DLC still isnt out yet
why??? unless they're making it you go through an umbrella facility to get a cure or another strain of the virus cant see why it would take this long?

>>382413814
Pure sex

6

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>>382412394
>detaches a magazine
>oh boy, I wonder if he forgot about the one in the chamber
>he actually didn't

>>382400805
mix herbs

>>382418075
Jack has seen some shit

>>382403645
Please sauce

>>382400805
Find your missing ass

>>382415314
I can think of only judge dredd that does this also, he is pushing 60 nowdays.

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>>382418075

>takes the form of a child and raised to suit individual client needs

>>382413814
gimme that 0 or 4