crash thread

>>382394503
This kills the /v/

>>382394503
>>382394656

Someone post the Mario Odyssey 4chainz computer screen.

>>382394695
This but unironically

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Coco is redditor trash.
Nina is /ourgirl/

>>382394503
>They made a shout out to their fans! REEEEEEEE
Literally who cares?

>>382394743
This

>>382394695
>Reddit

More like lookatwhatmeandmywifedid.com

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Playstation have playlists for cortex, crash and coco's favourite songs.
Coco: https://open.spotify.com/user/playstation_music/playlist/6VSSIhJLiD4WM6jw6GBnc2
Crash: https://open.spotify.com/user/playstation_music/playlist/6jPYUqvoHTXdzNLxixWYdP
Cortex: https://open.spotify.com/user/playstation_music/playlist/6nRT0nPVi7yeAwI32W7p7q
>mfw coco is all girl power songs

>>382394503
Coco is obviously a Redditor. Was there ever any doubt?

>>382394872
>>382394743
>>382394695
>samefagging to shill reddit

post Coco porn already

>>382394503
reddit is mainstream dude

no surprise here

>>382395332
Why would I shill when everyone already visits Reddit get used to it your website sucks

>>382395367
This. You fags kno the toll to start a crash thread

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>>382394503
>Sony game features reddit
>Nintendo game features 4chan
really made me think

>>382395250
>cortex
>my heart will go on
This shouldn't work but it does

>>382395642
Is this real my man

>>382395642
>4chan
You mean 2ch

>>382394503
>Super Mario Odyssey (Nintendo) Character on /v/
>Crash (Sony Playstation) Character on Reddit
Pottery

>>382395642
wow... is nintendo /ourcompany/?

>>382394503
>>382395642
welp here comes the new meme

>>382395874
>2ch in current year

>>382395514
>literal retard

>>382395642
this cant be real

>>382395642
looks shopped

>>382396217
>>382396270

It actually legit, go watch treehouse footage

It's not 4chan though

>>382395332
>/pol/ kid who doesn't know what shill means
Not even Reddit, but you are a retard.

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>The regular ending has crash being dragged away by the crab from crash 1

>>382395332
>shilling the 4th most popular website in the world on the 216th most popular website in the world

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>>382394765
what the fuck is this

>>382396815
Cortex's daught- er, niece.

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>>382394765
>Nina
>/ourgirl/

>>382396435
...so its not legit

>>382396665
>216th most popular

I fucking wish upon a star

oh wow, how fitting for sonygroids

>>382396665
>216th most popular website in the world
It's like 216 most popular in the US, not the world

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>>382395250
>one of Crash's favorite songs is Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)

I don't get it, what's wrong with them putting a fansite in as an Easter egg?

Do you play Crash with your sister /v/?

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>>382397442

forgot image

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>>382396665
>>382397226
WHAT THE FUCK!?

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>sony posts on reddit
>based trigger posts on 4chan

>>382397876
amazing

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>>382397876
L-lewd.

>>382397032

I mean the picture isn't edited. That's in the game. People just mistake it for 4chan

>>382397987
This gotta be shopped, right?

It even has janitor request red text.

>>382397987
Based

>>382397546
that ps4pro looks like its going to fall off

>>382397876

Female (male)

>>382398079
Nah, Tattun is /ourguy/ and posted in the LWA thread a lot. He said a few others lurk but don't post.

>>382397876
not surprising, especially given /cgl/ and /a/, most the people ive met who have admitted to using a chan board have been girls, only met 2 dudes who browsed.

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>>382397226

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*blocks your path*

>>382394503
did they remove the uncharted 4 image on her laptop?

>>382397876
>you could be replying to a girl RIGHT NOW
y-you too...

>>382398347
Did you bang them all?

>>382395642
>Sony game

>>382398392
Native Fortress is pussy shit compared to Road to Nowhere and Slippery Climb.

>>382398079
one of the Trigger employees would sometimes visit LWA threads and answer questions

>>382398391
A LEAF

>>382398347
>asking people if they use the chans
>revealing your power-level
ISHYGDDT

At least it's not neofag

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>>382398486
Imagine if activision put it on switch just out of spite.

>>382398589
You caught me although Canada having 1/10 the population of the states pretty much shows that its equally popular across English NA

>>382398392
Is it blocking my path because the level is hard or because of the long ass load time?

>>382395514
>website that promotes censorship and circlejerking
>good

>>382395514
Least we got freedom of speech on here you fucking cuckold. Over there you'd be banned for saying you don't like femenine penor

>>382397546
slav trash?

>>382394503
If you guys don't like reddit why the fuck do you recognize it

>>382398546
>Road to Nowhere
>hard
not even in the ps1 was hard

>>382394503
>Oh no! a forum as diverse as 4chan! I hate iiiiit!

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>>382397132
>>382397987

>>382400298
gotta fit in

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>>382400617
nigga we don't like reddit for valid reasons
specifically the censorship part
and how it attracts normies

>>382394503
>>382400298
And post a day old post from it, here. It is a persons sad pathetic need to be noticed.

>>382395642
Yotsuba, futaba, it's all the same shit. Hiro fucked us all.

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>tfw cocofags are literally redit and nintendo are /ourboys/ once again

>>382399953
Not that guy but he actually made no claim that Reddit is "good," just that everyone uses it and 4chan sucks. (Which is not stating whether both 4chan and Reddit sucks, or whether 4chan sucks and Reddit is better.)

For me personally though, I think Reddit is the place to go where you actually want to discuss video games; /v/ is where you go to call other people shills and faggots about their favorite games while treating your personal tastes as vastly superior, and have intellectual discourse about everything that ISN'T video games, from anime to mathematics and how to manage your personal finances.

>>382400821
Would Coco date a human?

>>382395642
I've been on 4chan since 2008 and I don't understand this reference.

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>>382401176
why the fuck would I want to discuss video games with autists
shitposting is much more practical
>muh 'intellectual discourse'

>>382401297
how about looking at the screen

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>>382397876
>4chan hates women
>no one fucking hates women like other women
IT ALL MAKES SENSE

>>382401346
Exactly. You don't come to /v/ to discuss games, you come to shitpost. You're just reiterating what I said. Reddit is where you can go to actually talk about games. If you talk about games on /v/ you're either a shill or a contrarian. Now, if you'd like to talk about feminine penises and not falling for the STEM meme, that's what /v/ is for.

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>>382401752
only fedora tipping autists think talking about video games is something special

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>>382401572

>>382401845
Oh, and autists. You have to be an autist to want to talk about video games, I forgot that one. CLASSIC /v/!

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>on PS1 you could walk along the ropes in Road to Nowhere, effectively skipping the hardest level of the game
>they removed this

why

The only bad thing about reddit is the karma system. It makes shitheads churn out a bunch of low-quality content to get upvotes. The site itself isn't so bad if you stick to the right subs. It's exactly the same situation here. It's funny how people take the reddit hate so seriously when it's all the same shit here.

>>382400821
4chan isn't and has never been censorship free.

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>>382401146
>tfw Nintendo got me laid for the first time a week ago
feels fucking good to be a nintenbro
WHY DO WE KEEP WINNING

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>>382402892
>posts on reddit routinely get censored by the community because they're wrongthink
>the only way things get censored on 4chan is if no one cares to reploy

>>382402119
They didn't

They listen to the fans there, make sure to post any complaints so they can fix problems

>>382403075
post a pepe in /jp/ and see what happens

>>382399882
While shorter load times would be great, only ADHD fags would complain. Crash load times are nothing compared to GTA V

>>382401572
sure buddy. whatever mental gymnastics you need to justify your misogyny

>>382395642
Nintendo is unequivocally /ourcompany/.

>>382400298
is reddit even popular outside of america?

>>382402119
It's still there, but it's harder to do consistently, and even harder to do all the way along thanks to a curviture in the rope or something. Very easy to slip off.

>>382403796
Nobody wants you here, Anita Sarkesian.

>>382403485
Well the janny/mod there is a Nazi who is extremely devoted to on-topicness. Go to any other board and the moderation is subpar to par at best.

>>382395250
Crash has best taste

>>382404481
>nazi
stop using words that you have no idea the meaning of.
>omg someones strict
>omg theyre a nazi lmao

the vocabulary of you children must be changed to save the human race from servitude to "kind" masters

>>382404891
how about you stop being an orthodox communist for a minute ?

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>>382404891
wew lad triggered much

>>382404481
>Go to any other board and the moderation is subpar to par at best.
how is that good you shit eating faggot

>>382394503
>furries have shit taste
who would have guessed?

>>382395514
>everyone already visits
not everyone, some people have taste

>>382397876
were all little girls in here

Does anyone of you fucking faggots realize that while video game discussion is rare here, it's better than about repeating a same fucking point about a video game that a person with half a brain cell could know? This repeating also extends to hugboxes where different viewpoint are actively discouraged, which while 4chan might be a total shithole of retards you still can find and participate in decent discussions unlike Reddit, which is devoid of actual debate and just full of hugboxes.

>>382405776
who are you talking to?

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>>382398347
>>382397876
It's true. Out of the 4 coworkers of mine who browse 4chan, 3 of them are chicks. 2 of them visit /x/ and won't shut the fuck up about succubi, and one is an intense weeaboo.

The dude visits /v/, /pol/, and /g/, surprise surprise.

>>382405776
you know, 4chan used to be great before reddit was made. they come here to shit on the site and then they started to say that "you can only have real conversations in there, 4chan is only for fun"

maybe if those faggots stoped comming here to shit on everything, things would get better

>>382395642
It's 2chan idiot.

>>382405776
discussions on crash bandicoot are better on reddit than here

>>382397546
I bet they got to 2nd base with each other.

>>382406074
>all the furfags are sent here in coordinated attacks from reddit
somehow i have my doubts

Did CTR had rubberbanding?

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>>382403796
>t.a literal basement dweller
It is a basic fact that the number one enemy to a woman is other women. Either you have never interacted with one or are shitposting.

>>382406373

No, if you try hard enough, you can do laps on the AI.

And on the other hand, the super hard difficulty code makes things hard as fuck

>>382406532
the number one enemy of any person on earth is a young male

>>382406681
Young men are the dominant species on the planet. As it should be. The sooner you accept that the happier you'll be.

>>382406110
2chan doesn't have blue boards

>>382406557
You can lap AI in Mario Kart as well. I do it every time I race on Moo Moo Meadows in MK8.

>>382401572
Black Dynamite is a modern masterpiece.

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>>382406804

>>382406681
Women like this are pretty much r9k, but instead of drooling over getting to sniff vagina, they drool over getting to suck cock. They say they don't like it, but deep, deep down, they want nothing more than appreciation from the opposite sex.

>>382395642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GQGUGe7kDU

It's about 5 minutes in.

>>382406771
that doesn't have to do with anything
i'd tell you to go back to /pol/ but i know that would just send you into a longwinded rambling

>>382406873
The point being that being able to lap AI doesn't mean the game has no rubberbanding. Mario Kart has intense rubber banding, but you can still lap AI.

>>382406557
thanks

>>382406804

I never played mario kart, so idk shit about his games.

CTR gets fun again with the super hard mode code.

>>382406891
did anyone asked you?

>>382397876
>>382401572
Maybe the trap threads aren't full of homos after all, just fujos.

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>>382394503
It makes a fuckload of sense, really.

>>382398079

Nigger, they literally made a character's ass fatter because the LWA thread in /a/ meme'd it into existence.
Trigger actively responds to threads on /a/ and mingles like Compile Heart does in nepgen.

>>382407073
shhhhhh frend, its for the posters who didnt knowed if it was reel ;)

>>382407089

>mfw i am fujo

suddenly trap threads suddenly became a lot more weirder

>>382407292
did anyone stated that they doubt it?
stop setting other peoples players, it's bad for you

>>382407371
did anyone asked you?

>>382403485
>jp
can't we agree that if you don't get enough of japanese weeb shit everywhere else and have to ACTUALLY go to a board about weeb shit you're a gigantic human failure?

>>382407409
that's better, I actually exist. That's a beginning

>>382407461
Are trains really weeb?

>>382407525
???

>>382407496
I think this post gave me tuberculosis.

>>382407294
Stop schlicking to gay men

>>382407745

Nah, the fantasy was way better than the real thing, take it from me.

>>382398412
a-a-a-a-a-a-are y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-you a g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-girl (boy)?

>>382395874
2ch doesnt have images

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>>382406843
It really is.

>>382403821
>>382408656
Fuck off Carter.

BD is GOAT though

>>382399953

> meanwhile the guy you're replying to has had his comment deleted
HOO-RAY ITS A GREAT DAY FOR UNCENSORED 4CHAN SEMPER FI CLOSE THE BORDERS