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have videogames ever cost you a relationship?

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have videogames ever cost you a relationship?
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Do potential relationships count?
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>>382394020
I'd fuck that meganekko.
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>>382394020
>calls his favorite pastime stupid and dumps him for it

im happy for the guy, she got her own dumb ass self out of the way
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>>382394074
This.
>group of college friends going to see a movie
>one of the girls in the group pushing real hard for me to come
>not picking up obvious social cues
>sorry dude, WoW raid night!
>heard later she was super salty about it all night
>only figured out she was showing signs of interest after she stopped doing them

Like, not the kind of girl you'd marry, but I'd have totally spent 2-3 months giving her a daily dose of Vitamin D before moving on to find something serious.
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>>382395342
>Vitamin D
?
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>>382394020
That would require a relationship to begin with, you fucking riajuu.
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>>382394020
This is a bit embarrassing of a story. Told it on /vp/ too.
>Be me
>Be Freshman in Highschool. Way less mature
>Play on Showdown a lot
>Meet some people
>South Korean chick catches my eye
>Be white knight faggot and talk to her because her sister dead at a young age and she mentioned that in the lobby
>She introduces me to a league with Gym Leaders and shit
>Have crush on South Korean chick until I meet some Floridian Mexican chick. A year younger than me
>She was the Water Gym Leader and beat the dorks that came to challenge our league since Rain was fucking op and her team had Noob Blockers like Cloyster and Keldeo
>Join league as the Ghost type Gym Leader
>Tried to be an edgy fucker, but was cringy as fuck
>Also pretty whiny
>Summer comes and accidentally confess my love to her
>After a few months, eventually find out she is a cripple
>Cry like a little bitch
>Accepted it
>One day, arguing about Jirachi being an annoying fuck back then due to %60 chances of Flinching
>Watches me whine about it, telling me stop
>Don't
>Breaks up with me
>Have a cripple girl you met online break up with you because you whined too much about Pokemon being too hard
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>>382396803
>Be me
Fuck off, faggot.
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>>382394020

Nah. If anything, they got me a relationship.
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No, because ROCK ROCK to the planet ROCK, don't stop. Everybody just rock it, don't stop it, gotta rockin' don't stoppin', Gotta rock it, don't stop
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>>382397592
This desu.

It was portal.
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>>382397612
>dem lyrics
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>2015
>18 year old KHV dateless freshman in college.
>very excited for fallout 4.
>theres a girl that likes me, and we texted eachother.
>says she wants to go on a date the day fallout 4 comes out.
>tell her I can't because parents are visiting or something.
>play fallout 4 all day.
>the game is shit.
>still a dateless KHHV to this day.
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>>382395342
>daily dose
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>tfw too autistic to know if you've costed yourself a relationship
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No but I would a lot more friends if I liked garbage like mmos, ASSFAGGOTS, overwatch and csgo
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>>382394020
Kind of? Most of my childhood friends grew out of vidya while I didn't. None of them talk to me anymore because they think I'm not cool enough for them.

Fuck them.
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I had a gf who thought I was always ignoring her so I had to get a program that used MSNs music thing to tell people that I was playing a game


It didn't work and she still thought I was ignoring her instead of not seeing her messsges
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>>382396514
This guy needs a bigger does
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>>382398095
DOSE* FUCK
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>Two relationships began through vidya
>Both of them ended because of vidya
It's a vicious cycle.
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>>382396803
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>>382397974
>costed
You're retarded too.
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>>382395342
>sorry dude, WoW raid night!
If you did this post-BC, then she may have dodged a bullet there.
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>>382398294
>arguing about flavors of shit
At least we know you won't reproduce.
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i'd enjoy if a girl liked video games as something she used to do and can get into from time to time, but no way do i want a girl who sits around for 5 hours a day playing overwatch or wow or any game for that matter, once you get past 20 that's not satisfying.
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>>382397854
You made the right choice picking Fallout 4 over a woman, anon
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>play video games and D&D my entire 30-year-old life
>my second favorite hobby after D&D
>moderately attractive
>reasonably in shape
>attract party girls instead of people who share my interests
>none of them understand
>not attracted to the fuggos that typically enjoy my hobbies

The struggle is real.
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>>382398476
too late.
9 years too late
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>>382395342
>giving her a daily dose of Vitamin D

She's getting plenty of vitamin D by going outside and being social which you are clearly lacking so maybe someone needs to give YOU vitamin D.

Where do you live?
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>>382394020
Yeah I've turned down a couple of girls, just didn't feel like hanging out over getting through SOTN or Wizardry 8 or something.

You have to be an ugly socially-retarded fat/twig NEET to not be able to get some, though. Bitches ain't shit.
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>>382398264
I see you too, suffer from autism
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>>382396803
Mistakes are one of the most human things you know, and we all tend to have a cringy era in our youth.
But you probably already know that.
Anyways, it's going to be okay anon.
Granted that was kind of painful to read, but that's behind you now and let go of out dated feelings that will only hold you back.
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>>382399806
shit wrong image
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Yeah, my friend being addicted to Pokemon and only wanting to talk about it made me distance myself away from him. He was a nice weird kid but the Pokemon stuff got old quick.
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>>382394020
No, but my ED has stopped from trying to start relationship.
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Yep. People who treat the things they claim to like, like dirt, turn me away pretty fast. Insufferable posers and casuals are some of the worst when you actually like something.
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>>382399306
that's pretty gay, bro
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>>382394020
I guess. Since I was a child, I have always preffered to play videogames, or do stuff alone, over participating in social events. As a result, I don't like socializing, and therefore can't meet girls.
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No it shouldnt cause videogames aren't tiring. That girls who think thay are just insecure about that guys masculinity.
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>tfw you're not sure if you're in a relationship or not
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>>382394020
What relationships?
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>>382394020
That would require ever having a relationship in the first place.
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>>382398095
>>382398170
It's too late, Anon, you fucked up

Fucked up forever
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>>382396752
>>382402801
/thread
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>>382402664

That seems like a pretty dumb thing to be unsure about.
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>>382394020
Going to give you youngsters advice that will save you half your bank account and 10 years if misery. If your girl dumps you because she can't respect your hobbies. Then you made it out in the green. Celebrate it
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Y'all fools think "relationship" automatically means boyfriend or girlfriend. Do they not teach vocabulary in schools anymore?
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>>382402904
>both single and miserable as shit
>keep talking about how it'd be nice to live together
>just wants to cook, take care of the house and shit
>nearly identical tastes and though patterns
>everyone says we should be together anyway
fuck you this shit is hard
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>>382402664
>When you've been banging several times a week for a few months and she definitely wants a relationship but you absolutely don't, and you tell her this but she's somewhat crazy and wants to believe that it will happen any day now and you are seriously considering cutting all contact to end the relationship entirely because it feels like it's getting toxic but then you won't have anyone to bang and you're trying to weigh the feelings of someone you don't care about that much vs the urge to muh dick
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>>382403154
Then fucking ask them
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Naw I always tell people I got vidya to play.
But my friend had his girlfriend leave him because he spent 300 dollars on brave frontier and didn't buy her some 300 dollar make up kit
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>>382403203
h-haha sure
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>>382403154
But no inherent attraction apart from just a sense of inevitability? Like being stuck with the last slightly dry sandwich on the platter?
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>>382403154
Have you fucked her yet?
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do like me and get a girl that plays games seriously. Fun fact, my girlfriend actually got me to take smash 4 more seriously
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>>382403297
>2017
>Being nervous about asking a girl out

Nigga get over yourself. What are you afraid of? Rejection? Your imagined social consequences of said rejection? So instead you're sitting in emotional purgatory, afraid to do anything. You're the frog in the pot who doesn't want to get out of the water.
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>>382403297

Are you familiar with the words of Wayne Gretzky?
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Yes
>Playing vidya
>GF wants to go out somewhere
>Sure
>Take her out and treat her, have a good night
>Morning after I have no school or work
>Habitually get up at 5am because of work (7am-3pm)
>Playing vidya in living room
>~10am GF comes out all happy
>Sees me playing and immediately starts bitching
>Says I never pay attention to her and that she has to wrestle me away from games every single day
>We start to argue and bring up the fact that I literally took her out the night before for most of the day and well into the night
>Keep in mind that not once did I mention that the night out costed over $700
>She still brings up the fact that I "spend more on games" despite me not once mentioning how much I splurge on her
>She gets dressed and leaves
>Breaks up with me over text
>Too angry to be sad by it so I buy more games, invite some friends from Uni, and spend two weeks marathoning games while playing with my bros and drinking
>Month goes by and she wants to get back together
We do, but the same thing happens again with the addition of her breaking my Vita less than a month later
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>>382394020
Opposite. Met long term gf/potential wife through videogames. 4 years strong and counting.
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>>382403673
Girls don't play games seriously, they play them to waste time, or to try and fit in. They have no taste of their own and only play what others tell them to.
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>>382394020
No, but software did.

She thought Vim was better than Emacs.
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>>382403813
anon have you ever had a conversation with a real woman before that wasn't in your head
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>>382403746

Please tell me you're not still with that bitch, personalities like that usually means she's gonna cheat at some point because she'll feel she isn't getting 100% of your undivided attention so she'll look for attention elsewhere
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>>382404495

No we broke up and her father beat her ass after he paid for the damage she caused.
It was pretty glorious and I still sometimes talk with him.
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>>382394020
Videogames aren't additive tics they are wetlands abusted yo be use every day if the night I'd u disagree if thunk it just. I died weak
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>>382396803

>floridian mexican

You mean a Cuban?
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>>382404428
Yes, that's how I found out that girls are fucking casuals.
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>>382396803
>her sister died and she mentioned it in the lobby
Red flag.
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>>382403154
Then fuckin do it dipshit
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>>382398497

Smart choice dude. I went full retard and married a neet, I hate it.
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>>382394020
Wait why is the girl with the glasses cheering for blonde guy losing his delicious brown gf?
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I can't say for certain but I think video games have cost me any possible relationship I could have.
My parents and siblings hate me for my video game addiction , my friends got sick of me for my video game addiction and i've never even talked to a girl since I'd rather be playing games.
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>>382404779
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No I do that by myself
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I went on a date with a girl last night from work
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>>382406196
Congrats, how'd it go?
Did you reveal your power level?
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>>382406312
it was nice and hell no
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>>382406196
How'd you get her interested in you?

I have a thing for my coworker too but it's so hard to flirt at work cause you're busy and you can't use physical flirting because it might be harassment.
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Not the sole reason, but a very big catalyst, yeah.
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>>382406356
Good
When I asked out my co-worker, she turned out to be a lesbian
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>>382406413
its simple really, you get your work friends to become friends with her work friends and then manipulate your new network of spies accordingly

>>382406596
I'm so sorry. I did something like that once, except she wasn't a lesbian, she was already taken.
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>>382394020
Yes.

Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured “cool, I’ll just play Pokemon while I wait”.

So I’m playing Pokemon, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she’s crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game.

A shiny pidgey. Holy shit. (For those of you who don’t know/care, shiny Pokemon have less than a 1/1,000 chance of appearing; 1/8192 to be exact.). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling “holy shit, YES”, interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell “You don’t even fucking care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR FUCKING GAME!” I’m still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny Pidgey, when she walks over, and tosses the game against the wall. I run over and pick up my DS hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it. My system and my shiny Pidgey, gone forever.

I start screaming every obscenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn’t know she was behind me, and apparently I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around. She yells out “FUCK YOU”, and runs out of my house in tears.

What have I done? I’ve fucked up so badly, and I need to know how to approach her. I didn't want a game of Pokemon to be responsible for ruining my best relationship ever.
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>>382406196
Nice.
That will never happen to me, because I work IT, and I'm not gay.
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>>382406879
jesus christ this is ancient by now isn't it
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>>382394020
Glasses is best girl, and obviously is interested in the guy. No point in a relationship with someone who doesn't respect your hobbies. Win/Win situation.
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>tfw in a relationship because of vidya
>but not even sure what the fuck to feel anymore
>gf shows 0 affection ever and feels like she barely loves me if at all
>is pretty cold and sometimes plain right rude toward me
>pretty much 0 communication from her
>but she always wants to be around me and play video games together
>sends nudes all the time too and have sex with her often

i am i retarded or somethin? am i autistic? or is she like literal autistic?

thanks for readin my blog /adv/
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>girl wants the D but says i have to buy protection
>don't because i was saving up for persona 5
>she dumps me for not putting out and goes back to blowing chads
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>>382404745
That is cool as shit man.
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>>382403813
And if they do play seriously, they suck anyways.
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>>382407353
I'll take things that never happened for 500 Alex
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>>382394020
nigger this comic better b e a fucking edit
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>>382403167
Holy shit this. I couldn't fight the urge of sex but I didn't like her. Such a terrible life choice.
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>>382405471
Fuck them anyways. They always expect you to make the effort and indulge their shit hobbies you have no interest in but they never once try to partake in something you like.

Never feel bad about this shit.
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>>382407403
she was shallow af but at least i got a pretty good handjob out of it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>382407337
Chemistry is important man. Sex with one person only without love gets old. You either roll solo and Fuck a lot of women or get in a good relationship and stay faithful. Everything else is a headache
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>>382399415
>You have to be an ugly socially-retarded fat/twig NEET to not be able to get some, though.
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>>382405286
Because brownie was in her way. She's going to rebound-fuck him so hard those glasses will fog.
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>>382404930
>Yes, that's how I found out that girls are fucking casuals.

This so much. My ex was a self-proclaimed gamer girl.
Turns out she played Call of Duty MW when it released for the first time and thought she was hot shit for being average at playing a shit game.
Everytime she used a controller to play, something inside me died. You know those poeple, who can't turn the camera and walk straight at the same time? That's all girls I've dated before.

Current gf doesn't give a fuck, but enjoys watching me play, when there's nothing else to do, which ist the only kind of female interaction I can tolerate concerning video games.
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>>382394020

I miss 2010 Adventure Time threads.
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>>382394020
Nope, all that I had got down the gutter for totally unrelated reasons.
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>>382407569
I just mean that nobody can be so cheap as to not be able to get some fucking condoms because they're saving for a game. Either you earn slave wages, you're a cheap fucking piece of shit, you're underage or you're lying. Leaning towards underage.
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>>382407889
work is for gays
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>>382403716
>get stabbed in the gut
>lol dude it's just in your head chill lmao
Sophistic/10
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>>382403746
>her breaking my Vita
Throw her away. Physical destruction of property is where I draw a hard line, and I'm glad I did.
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>>382407609
i feel like if i leave this relationship i'll just be alone without either of those two options

ironically she originally was the one to aggressively hit on me and ask me out. at first she showed affection which is what got me in too
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>Meet girl in /vg/ thread
>Talk on skype
>Bond over having same favourite game
>Meet up and ask her out at the end
>Still dating five years later

Thanks, video games.
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where's the pasta of the guy's wii getting smashed
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>tfw you are a 25yo kissless virgin because you've never done anything but worked and gone home and played video games
>tfw you consider it but then you'd have less time and money for video games
Then again everyone here is fucking old. There's seriously like nobody under 40 around here.
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>>382408067
That doesn't happen.
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>>382407950

nigga you dumb
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>>382408078
Nearing 30 here, things have been getting somewhat rough the past couple years.
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video games have cost me every relationship because I stayed inside playing them instead of socializing for the past decade
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>>382408014
See >>382404745
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>>382397612
Keep tickn' and tockn' workn' all around the clock
please explain this meme
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>>382408087
Did, though. We've bren living together for four of those years. I was just lucky that she lived so close by that we could meet.
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>>382408067
Tyrone?
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>tfw you could probably ask a girl out but wouldn't know what to do if they said yes

I guess I'm just not a fun person.
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>>382407732
>First GF ever when I was 18.
>WoW had just come out.
>Got hooked on it.
>Cheated on me because I would Play WoW instead of take her to do random bullshit I hated.

>Second GF at 21
>She hates my games.
>Vocally tells me that I need to sell/throw away my PC/PS2.
>Tell her she needs to throw away all her favorite shit.
>Big fight.
>Tell her to get the fuck out.

>Current GF.
>Be 32.
>GF knows I play the vidya.
>Tells me one day that I should be spending money on her instead of video games.
>"Give me a reason to not spend money on games."
>Just looks at me funny.
>That weekend she comes over for saturday night sexy time.
>Brings one of her friends over.
>Pretty sure she's about to break up with me and brought her friend for support.
>End up in threesome.
>After I've had my balls drained by her and her friend she says "So now is that a good reason to spend more money on US instead of just you?"

And thats how I ended up with two GFs. It's like sister wives shit, but I just roll with it now.
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>>382404745
Impressive. Very nice.
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>>382408214
Does she play vidya with you?
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>>382408252
Are you from Pakistan or something?
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>>382408252
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>>382408214
Even if that's theoretically possible, I'm not even living in the states.
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>>382408374
I live in AZ
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>>382408252
remove yourself
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>my gf knows Im a racist shut in video game nerd
>she is ok with it because im an adonis
Thanks dad and mom for not marrying someone plain :3
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>>382408228
iktf...I'm not a filthy normalfag so going outside to a bar/restaurant/club/whatever seems so passe and boring to me to the point where if I do that shit it feels like I'm forcing myself to do it
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>>382408227
Nope.

>>382408332
Yeah, although we have different tastes for the most part. She's a lot weebier than me and plays a lot of JRPG's and rhythm games. We both mostly like singleplayer games so often one will just watch the other.

>>382408386
I'm not either, but I don't see how that's relevant.
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Well, I just got made to move in a group home and kicked out of my mothers' house at 41 because I freaked out too loudly over a vac ban and punched through the wall.

Does that count?
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>>382408252
And then you woke up and logged into 4chan
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Since when did I become the minority on here?
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>>382408478
I actually love going to bars and drinking with friends and I don't consider myself a normalfag.
Sadly I don't have any friends nor can I make them but when I did a long time ago it was lots of fun.
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>>382408523
>41
>Not living on your own.
Do you have autism? Are you dumb? Do you have some disability that makes you incapable of being a normal adult?
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>want a loving girlfriend
>realise I hate intimate relationships
>just want a best fwb that I can play Vidya with at the most
>know I'm a boring slog who doesn't want to do anything.
I'm fat, I'm not sure if I'm ugly, but I just want to get laid without paying for it.
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>>382404745
>becoming friends with your crazy ex's dad

Noice
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>>382408679
Exactly my situation, anon. Wanna talk about it somewhere else? No homo.
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>>382408621
I don't know what to tell you anon but a lot of us are losers and/or manchildren.
It really shouldn't come as a surprise to you.
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>>382408252
Witnessed
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>>382408679
>I'm not sure if I'm ugly
>I'm fat
You already answered that m8
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>>382403813
sounds like v you oblivious fuck
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>all those fucking normies
>highscool stories
what the fuck is this place now
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>>382408695
>had a crazy ex
>her dad was even crazier and probably passed his batshit gene to her
>accuses me of stealing some of his engineering documents that I don't know nor care about
Nobody believed him luckily.
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>>382408078
Literally my life
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>>382408252
Now you're spending money on two women when it could have just been one. You lost out hard on that deal my man.
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>>382408809
I'm not sure if I get fit if I'll still be ugly.

>>382408763
steamcommunity.com/id/cannedbeanz
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>>382408679
Find a lonely 30-something woman. They're generally really horny and willing to settle for anyone who looks at them with interest and wants them to sit on their dick.

I've banged most of the 30-40 year old women I work with because I'm a burty nice guy in person and I treat them well. Also a fatty too. They basically think even if I tlel anyone, no one will believe me. It's also nice having my own place to bring them back to, althought I do keep my shotgun loaded now. Just waiting for the day to hear the door banging and some guy screaming about me fucking his woman.
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>>382408809
>overweight
>easily 8/10 face
Not him, but depending on clothes and the season, I can easily pass as attractive.
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>>382408613
I can do all that shit and people generally like me...it's just I don't really like these fucking normalfags nor their hobbies. I'm an anti-social person in general because I feel like I don't fit in with these plebs and it feels like I'm wasting time if I try to hang out with them.

I don't see the point of going to hang out in a bar or whatever either...it just feels pointless and boring I'd rather be comfy at home than go outside and endure these loud obnoxious retards.
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>>382408859
summertime
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>>382408067
I'm happy for you anon.
I don't suppose you have some advice?
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>>382408859
>normies
Go back to where you came from
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>walk outside
>a big company having fun
>feel a mixture of alienation, envy and irritation
>even though if I was invited to something like that, I'd flat out refuse because I can't fathom having any fun in those circumstances
Maybe it's time for a therapist.
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>>382408998
I'm genuinely not sure. When I've talked to her about why she initially liked me she said I came off confident and cool. She also liked that I drink a lot of tea. Take it as you will.
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>>382408907
sent ;)
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>>382408517
>We both mostly like singleplayer games so often one will just watch the other.
That sounds comfy
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>>382406879
FUUUUCCCCK I'M ON THIS FUCKING WEBSITE FOREVER
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>>382409208
Not him, but be honest. Were you some memeing tripfag on that general?
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>>382409139
Being out there and involving yourself with others is a fantastic way to beat depression and social anxiety anon.
I was a shut in for an easy 7-8 years, but now I get involved in company events, accept invitations to places I hate (like clubs), and am generally cool with going outside my comfort zone. I'm a much more functional and happier person for it.
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>finally decided to get /fit/
>tfw getting pretty frequent matches on tinder now
>know it's inevitably gonna go to shit when girls find out I spend all day sitting inside playing video games

help me, /v/
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>>382409208
>confident and cool
>on a vidya board
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>>382409139
I know that feel. Except I don't know if I feel envy or not...I do feel contempt for these kind of people though and they annoy me. Same as you when they invite me I refuse when they invite me because it feels unnatural as fuck and I often feel alone when I'm around different people from me and I hate it.
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>>382409316
>accept invitations to places I hate
I'm growing out of my shut-in phase too but I'd still never do this? Why would you do something you don't like? Find people who go to places or do stuff you do like.
>>
i'm married
to a man
i'm gay
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>be a little drunk
>cutie is talking
>can't understand what she's saying at all
>say "I have something more important to tell you"
>explain why, in my opinion, Metal Gear Solid is better than Metal Gear Solid 2
>kiss her deeply
>wake up on the curb the next morning
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>>382394020
no

i drop girls like that at the first sign. it's not healthy to be with someone that nags and complains about you doing things that make you happy.
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>leave my sedentary lifestyle of vidya to go travel the world as a vagabond
>work on farms and inns
>meet cool people
>go party with them
>close to hooking up with girls a couple of times so far
>lots of downtime when in the middle of nowhere
>play indie pixelshit on my crappy laptop
>could probably bike down to a local bar or something instead but fucking meh

I'm probably cucking myself by playing vidya in my spare time instead of actively pursuing other stuff, but I still get invited to go partying enough that I feel it makes up for it.
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>>382409208
>she said I came off confident and cool.
BACK THE FUCK OFF!?
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>>382409230
Super comfy. It's Winter here so we cuddle under blankets and play something or watch some animu.

>>382409308
Never used a trip in my life. We were both anons. Met because someone posted a synchtube and we chatted in there.

>>382409389
Came off is the key phrase there. I don't agree with her assertion, it's just what she said.
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>>382409379
Just fuck them and don't date them seriously unless they're willing to put with/don't mind your autism.
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>>382409417
It's an exercise in exiting my comfort zone for the most part. Not everything in life is going to be something I want to do, and I have a huge hang up on being places and not feeling in control. Just trying to teach myself it's okay to not being 100% certain about everyone in a room or situation.
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>>382409139
Consider it, mate. Even one visit can be really helpful. You may just be better off than you imagine.
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>>382409417
Believe me this shit never goes well. You always end up feeling like a stranger to another country or some shit...it's a horrible feeling.
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>>382394020
An ex of mine would get pissed if I didn't answer her almost immediately all the goddamn time.
Claimed to enjoy vidya but I rarely ever saw her playing anything, it was clear she just wanted to pretend we had something in common. Shit, she'd talk about anime with me and feign interest but the only thing she cared about watching was capeshit on netflix and 2deep4u films.
Her music taste was top tier though.

I don't think I have the patience for relationships anymore unless I find a girl with a mentality similar to mine when it comes to these things.
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>>382409423
Flamboyant faggot or casual bromo?
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>>382409425
you know how people are about MGS anon, should've brought up 3 and 4 instead anon
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>>382409483
>It's Winter here
YOU CUNT!!! GIVE ME SOME SNOW. I FUCKING HATE THE SUN I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE IT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>382396803
I'm probably retarded but this story feels completely nonsensical.
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>>382409486
But I don't particularly seek or have an interest in sex
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>>382409653
I'm in Australia. We don't get snow. I also bet our Summer is even more hellish than yours.
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>>382409567
Since he actually went and brought that out in the first place, I'd say the former.
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>>382399014
Bruh, don't bring women to the table. They always ruin shit for everybody and never take it seriously.
I don't care if you find a chick who seemingly really likes it, it's gonna go to shit sooner or later.
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>>382409819
Well, it is a thread about relationships. And he did spoiler it.
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>>382409567
pretty casual. i only brought it up because i didn't want people thinking i was a girl
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>>382394020
Yes, but vidya and anime also got me laid in the first place so i call it even.
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>>382409856
My DM is a girl and she's great, puts in a ton of prep before sessions and sets up music playlists. Isn't even fat.
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>>382409908
In the most flamboyant way possible.
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>girlfriend is a dorky 16 year old I met playing minigolf
>because I live on my own, have a job and car she thinks I'm the coolest dude ever
>don't need to hide my powerlevel
>the sex is pretty good too

It's not gonna last but I will enjoy every bit of it
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>>382409483
>watch some animu.
Watch Kodocha with her. It's a godtier old school love comedy series(it doesn't have the manga's conclusion though and it's a bit tamer than the manga and has some filler arcs but it's still badass)

You'll probably have a hard time tracking some decent torrents though(being on a VIP tracker might come in handy now) and the second half of the series is somewhat poorly translated(also the DVDrip(by Animecha) of the first half of the series from Funimation's version doesn't half the first opening theme because of licensing issues which sucks)
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>girl from work asks me to go meet her and her friends at a club after work.
>Go to club, meet them.
>We're chatting, having an okay time despite not being super comfortable with clubs.
>One of her friends asks why I'm not pounding drinks.
>As a joke say "Cause I don't want whiskey dick later!"
>We laugh a bit, friend who invited me says "Good because I'm the only thing you're pounding tonight!"
>After some buzzed flirting we end up making out.
>Ended up taking her to my apartment and sleeping with her.
>We see eachother as booty calls randomly now.
>Been this way for almost a year now.
>Constantly worried she's going to decide she's done/hates me and file rape charges/get me fired now.

The hell I've put myself into for pussy.
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>>382409710
Well then just make friends. It's pointless going out with some chick if you're not gonna fuck her you autist
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>>382394020
Any glasses girl found herself in this position and got to score with the dumped guy?
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>>382409991
Hope you live in an Age of Consent is 16 state anon, otherwise the moment you fuck up, expect statutory rape charges.
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>>382409972

Ah, but you didn't bring her there.
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>>382408078
You haven't missed much besides a lot of drama.
Buy yourself a whore if it's that bad and then move on with your life.
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>>382408252
STOP DOING FULL CENSORSHIP TATSUNAMI YOU FUCKER JUST DO THE LITTLE BLACK BARS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE GOD DAMN
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>get gf hooked on crack (MMOs)
>tfw she can't bitch at me about wasting time when we're both playing

Out fucking skilled.
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>>382409793
It's not Winter if there's no snow anon
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It seems like less and less of you are virgins everyday

I feel myself slip into the void
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>>382409972
>Isn't even fat.

probably the most important characteristic i look for in a DM
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>>382409991
She's just using you to show off to her friends
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>382399014
>attract party girls instead of people who share my interests
>none of them understand
Got /fit/ and holy fuck this feeling.
I've tried going on dates with these normalfag cunts but I just can't stand it. Every time I check snapchat, without fail every friday or saturday night a good amount of them will be at some sort of club or bar environment.

I just want an autistic shut in that I can be a fucking weeb faggot around.
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>>382410153
It's not hard to get laid anon. Just lower your standards and stay aware.
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>>382409972
>My DM is a girl
have you checked
be honest now
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>>382410015
>Constantly worried she's going to decide she's done/hates me and file rape charges/get me fired now.
Don't worry anon, thats not how they'll do it
They'll poke holes in the condom and get 18 years of guaranteed child support out of you

On the bright side, if she actually likes you then you might get married while at it
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>>382410201
Who cares, he's pounding teen pussy. He seems to know not to expect a serious relationship from her.
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>>382409991
>met a 16 year old in a social network meme group
>she pretty much pushed herself onto me
>she comes off as desperate, try to take things slow with her and teach her about self-respect and sexuality
>have my own place, cook some fancy food for her, buy her some small things
>she lets it get to her head and starts being bitchy, straight up unprovoked telling me she won't consider sex
>all in the span of a coupel weeks, barely even got to first base
>tell her to fuck off
Lesson learned. Next time I'll bury my face in the virgin ass first and worry about morals later. If there even will be a next time.
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>>382409453

baby steps anon, as long as you're having fun and feeling fulfilled take your time
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>>382410097
I do, it's perfectly legal and her mom is fine it too so no worries.
All I gotta do is buy her birth control and we're golden.

>>382410201
Sure she is but I'm getting pretty decent jailbait sex out of it, plus she does my laundry and cooks pancakes when she stays over.
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>>382410226
>and stay aware
What does that mean?
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>>382396947
That's how virtually every greentext story starts, faggot.
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>have anime nerd girlfriend
>she also is a total normie sorority president
>just had huge fight last night about me playing vidya
>made it clear its over if she gets in way of my vidya
>sob story about she was neglected by her father who played vidya instead of feed/clean/play with her as a child
>tell her i'm not going to stop playing vidya
I'm 23 no girlfriend is gonna stop me from enjoying my hobby. I could be single and fucking bitches while still enjoying my games.
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>>382410205
>match cute girls on tinder
>end up unmatching because they're incapable of holding conversation

Why are women so boring?

Does Chad just spout shit at them all day that'll keep them entertained? Do they just like, not have any hobbies or interests to talk about?
I swear to fuck, 90% of these girls just reply with laughing emojis and think somehow that's conversation.
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>>382410397
>her mom is fine it
she's a single mom isn't she?
parents are so fucking shitty these days.
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>>382410443
On reddit, sure. Be me is such a dumb fucking thing, who else would you be retard?
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>leave date both happy and cheerful
>Girl says she had fun and we should do this again sometime
>Hit her up again to no response
What did she mean by this?

Don't answer cause I know
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>>382410452
>sorority president
Are you fucking insane
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>>382394020
This happened to LobosJr. Popular Dark Souls streamer. Had a cute girlfriend out of his league. She left him, because he was too focused on gaming/streaming, rather than spending time with her.
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>>382410397
>All I gotta do is buy her birth control and we're golden.
Just to be sure you should be using rubbers too
>her mom is fine with it
yeah this whole situation sounds sketchy
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>>382410492

Perhaps they're a shadow, the true self.
>>
fucking normies

get OUT
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>>382409235
Ive been here since '08, how long you in for?
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>>382410538
I'm 6'4 blue eyed master race Norwegian with a wealthy family. I hold all the relationship power even if she thinks she does.
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>>382409972
My femDM looks just like Aubrey Plaza and she gets off on devirginizing lonely dorky guys, pretty good DM too
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>>382410460
>tinder
They're not after conversation anon. They're after dick.
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>>382410568

Not really.
My GF's mom loves me and keeps asking me to marry her daughter despite her being so young. We've been dating for 5 years now.
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>>382410568
It's clear this bitch of a "mother" is a dumb roastie single mom.
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>>382410626
Anon I'm saying sorority girls are nuts
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>>382410419
Be aware of when women put out the signals that they're into you, or just being friendly. Once I figured out the signals, I realized I was being hit on a lot more then I realized.
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>>382410460
You are the man. It is your job to carry 99% of the conversation. That is just how dating works. If you don't like that then that is ok too bro, it juts going to be a bit more difficult to date.
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>>382410097
>Hope you live in an Age of Consent is 16 state
>state
le america is the only country in the world meme
>>
I have a friend who actually looks like a male model, but all he does is play vidya all day. His hot gf of 2 years finally dumped him because she got sick of watching him play video games.

For 2 years she sat and watched him play fucking video games. Success is a meme, just be good looking and you can get what you want.
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>>382410557
To be fair, I don't know how you could date a guy who spends so much time playing Dark Souls that the only way he can make it interesting is by playing it fucking blindfolded or with items randomized or what have you.
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>>382410205
Why don't you go to places where people with the same hobbies congregate? Take your stronk ass to a con and pick up a devoted weeb girl.
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>>382410606
sorry not everyone is a friendless loser
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>>382410678
>We've been dating for 5 years now.
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>Ragnarok Online addict
>be me in high school
>girl calls me up on a date
>holy shit, it's on the same date as the ratemyserver.net inter-server War of Emperium tournament
>tell her I can't make it
>have one of the best WoEs of my lifetimes
>don't regret it because she friendzoned me anyway
>I broke the first Emperium that evening

This game has loved me more than any women ever has, and ever will. Bitches and whores.

26/07/2009 Never forget.
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>>382410460
>tinder
>conversation
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>>382410703
>Doesn't realize countries besides the US have states meme.
le states only belong in the USA meme.
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>>382410752

How's your card collection, anon?
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>>382410678
>5 years
What?
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>>382409316
>Get invited to random things by friends and coworkers. Club & bar, hiking, beach, other random events, etc.
>Try to have fun, but always end up in a state where I get horiffically sad. Asking myself why I'm there or why they even invited me in the first place, how I'm not a very fun person to be around, how I never seem to fit in, why am I not fucking talking, etc.
>They keep inviting me out anyway

I think it might just be better for me to be alone, I'm probably getting more depressed being around people that make me think I'm an outcast.

s-sorry for r9k garbage

>>382409548
Yeh this.
I feel quite at home when I go to cgl meetups at cons though.
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>>382410712
He probably replaced her by now didn't he?
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>>382410678
>We've been dating for 5 years now
>>
>normalfag thread

27 years old virgin, kissless, hugless master race here. This thread is pure fucking cancer and the reason 4chan is shit.
>>
>>382410650
They've gotta at least mumble the word "dick" at some point if they're gonna be that simple about it, I really don't understand

>>382410691
Yeah I know, and it's fucked. I really would never date someone who abides by that rule. I have no interest in asking someone 300 questions just to get them to be a part of the conversation.
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>>382410492
You're the only person I've seen complain about this.
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>>382408067
>>382408214
>>382408332
>>382408517
>>382409483

>girl
>she
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>>382410786
>doesn't realize countries besides the US are states
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>>382410690
What are some signals? I feel as dense as an anime protagonist sometimes with these things.
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>>382410848
Talk to a Therapist, best advice I can give you. Sounds like you're not happy with yourself and can't imagine why anyone would be happy with you.

First step is being happy with being you.
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>>382410739
Even though he's shitposting I kinda feel bad about posts like this. A big part of this website, or at least what it used to be, were losers escaping reality because they had no friends and had no chance in the love game.
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>>382396803
>be me
More like be reddit am I right fellas
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>Not having a waifu
What the fuck is wrong with you faggots?
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>>382410745
>>382410830
>>382410862


he lives in a mostly Islamic country, like Germany or Sweden, this kind of thing is normal over there
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>>382410691
>You are the man. It is your job to carry 99% of the conversation.
>tfw I am always the listener and never the one who carries the conversation, has always been this way since I was a teen

How the FUCK do I learn to carry
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>>382410878
Have you just not been able to get a girl or are do you actually intend to become a master of the dark arts?
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>>382394020
no but my ex broke up with me because her ex was black so i said niggor 5 times in a row out of reflex
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>>382404876

That's a door floater.
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>>382408596
Hold me anon
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>>382410887
They're sluts, but they don't want to show that because a lot of men don't like sluts. So it's up to you, the man, to plan the evening and entertain her for a while so that she spreads her legs for you, then you have a fun night and move on
I really hope you're not using tinder to find a gf, or you're looking in the wrong place
>>
>18 join the navy
>get through all the dumbshit
>do a few months in japan on a boat that's moving to San Diego soon
>japan is okay, definitely not a wonderland like i thought as a kid
>older sailors take me under their wing
>ease me out of being an awkward loner, take me out drinking
>realize i'm an adult and can do whatever the fuck i want
>spend next three years having fun, partying, getting laid
>get involved in San Diego singer and BDSM and furry scenes
>pulling all sorts of strange, having fun
>meet a gal online on some weeb chat site
>we get along great, can talk for hours
>feel really great about myself
>she's going into web design, she's passionate, ambitious
>realize i'm falling
>go exclusive
>it's LDR but I manage to visit after not too long
>find out she's a chubbo, a bigger weeb than i thought and a virgin
>none of these are deal breakers
>respect her not wanting to fuck til marriage
>keep this going for a few years
>get engaged
>she quit school but w/e, she got a nice job managing a movie theater
>get shore duty orders to Colorado
>convince her to move there with me
>a few months in command politics result in me getting out of the navy
>we get married
>as time goes on i see more and more horrid habits
>she's a complete neet, and was only being reigned in by family before I moved her away from them
>forward to now, 7 years later
>she stays up all night raiding FFXIV
>wakes up in the middle of the day
>doesn't cook or clean
>when i stopped paying for her XIV shit she just asked a friend to do it
>all the effort and passion I fell for when we met is mostly gone
>im finally able to break away from blue collar work and go to school
>not sure how I'm going to be able to handle living with a neet while going to school again

Don't fall for the geek girl meme, /v/. It's fun and cute at first but draining as the ingrained habits and self neglect become too hard to justify and prevent.
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>>382411016
Ironically you learn by talking to more people.
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>>382410804
I've done pretty much everything I could in this game already, including running my own private server and developing my own exclusive features. Please don't ask me how many hours I've sunk into this game.

Or perhaps you're confusing me with someone else?
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>>382411041
That's a pretty stupid reason to break up with somebody. Fuck her
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>>382410382
Your mistake was treating sex like it's some special mystical ritual, she got scared off. Should have just let it come naturally.

>>382410486
>>382410568
Widow actually, nothing sketchy about it I just met her mom over dinner and talked things out. As long as her grades don't drop she's cool with us, in her own words she prefers it be with an older guy with common sense than with a dumb teenage boy that is gonna stick it in her ear and put a baby in her.
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>>382402664
If you're not sure, you're not in a relationship.
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>>382410930
A lot of eye contact, smiling, laughing or being interesting in everything you say. Some girls will look for any reason to touch you in some situations. Learn to pick up on the open body language towards you.
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>>382410848
You're pretty much me except I stopped trying a long time ago because I realized that's just simply not who I was and I didn't fit in with these guys.

To hang out with people you have to love them and enjoy being around them. If you don't feel that way you simply cannot change your feelings.

It's annoying when they constantly invite you and you have to turn them down every time too because you feel guilty about rejecting their kindness.
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>>382411146
Going to Anime Expo this weekend, guess I'll use the entire weekend to practice then.
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>>382411016
Here is the thing, just because you need to carry the conversation, doesn't mean you have to do the majority of the talking. Being a good listener is great, people love talking about themselves. You just need to ask open ended question based on the shit that she is saying. Ask her thigs like why she liked that, what did it make her feel. That will help you bond on an emotional level, which is key. If she only gives you 1 word answers then start talking about something you're passionate about (just make sure you aren't going 100% autist, but you're talking to grills so you should be ok). You are going to make it bro, like with all things in life, practice makes perfect.
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>>382410745
>>382410830
>>382410862
different guy, I'm the guy with the 16yo gf and we've together for a little over a year, probably gonna last for another year
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>>382411206
this isn't how girls work Anon
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>21
>never talked to a girl

At least makoto will always be there for me...right guys?
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>finally getting /fit/
>finally talked to a psychiatrist and got SSRIs
>nearly done with college

a-am i gonna make it, /v/?
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>>382411154

Nah, it's just something I ask RO players. The rate on those fucking things was painful.
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>>382411347
Not even in a group school project?
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>>382411347
At least Makoto will never stress you out anon. Dealing with real women is a rollercoaster of emotion.
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>>382411135
D I V O R C E
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>>382411135
You made the right choice in the end anon
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>expect this to be a /co/ thread
>relationship/gf thread instead
eh, works for me I guess
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>>382411312

Warm up to talking to people by talking to folks at booths and on artist alley, obviously don't try to stand there taking up their space for a super long time but it's good for breaking your own ice and someone might overhear and spark conversation with you.

You can do it, anon. A con is a place to socialize with your own.
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>>382411041
Good. It's not worth keeping a coalburner.
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>>382411347
You don't deserve 3DPD if you're a filthy Makoto lover.
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Probably.
A grill asked me to the Sadie Hawkins dance and I agreed to go.
I had to cancel because Onyxia just came out and we were going hard at it to try and aim for server first.
Her friends showed me photos of her at the dance the day after and she looked like she was on the verge of tears but forcing a smile.
I felt like shit for a week but at least I got the Bloodfang helmet.
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>>382411359
>want to visit a pysch
>scared shitless of relying on a drug

Fuck, I'm just like my grandpa
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>>382410987
not being real is the dealbreaker
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>>382411507
There's like 40 Makotos, chill
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>>382411507
not that guy but there's like 4000 makotos, how can you know which one he means?
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>>382411359
Good that those SSRI are working for you, I've had two different ones so far and nada.

Sexual abuse is a bitch to suppress
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>>382410460
A girls hobbies change depending on what the guy she likes enjoys doing. They literally can't think for themselves.
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>>382411437
Too bad he lives in the west so he has to pay her compensation.
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>>382411523
Yeah, I feel you. I talked to her and explained that I'm afraid it'll make me a different person, and that I feel strange relying on medication.
Long story short she said it won't make you a different person and that being afraid of being "weak" for taking meds would be ridiculous if you were physically sick, so mental sickness shouldn't be different.

I'm still wary, but I'm taking the stuff and seeing if it works out.
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>>382411176
Yeah, I know what my mistake was in retrospect. I'm just kicking myself because a prime vagina was within my grasp and I fluked. That marks three months with no pussy now.
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>>382411437

I'm honestly hoping she'll see me trying to improve and either try to get better for me or leave, or throw a big enough tantrum that I can justify moving on. I still love her in spite of all the shit that has happened and is happening. We signed a prenup so I'm not scared of a divorce, I just still can't help that I do love her.

>>382411450

In what regard? Getting with her, or going to school in an attempt to change my life?
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My only problem is when i talk to any girls virtually all they talk about i really could not give a fuck and get bored how to fixed this.
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>>382411638
The sooner you divorce, the less time you pay.
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>>382411361
I always always more into Mid rate servers actually. I've spent more than enough hours levelling and farming, I was more interesting in sparring with other players instead.

Fancy equipment and cards can make your character strong, but mindless farming alone does not teach you the skills require to survive in a free-for-all PvP environment. The thing I take issue with most with modern MMOs is that there is a shit concept called "best-in-slot" equipment, which basically never has to be changed. Old MMOs had situational equipment that had to be constantly swapped in/out, or else you weren't effective.
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>>382411523
You won't have to RELY on a drug. Drugs exists to slightly put off the pressure for a while while giving you some strength to work on solving the underlying problem.
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>>382411712
I don't know

I just don't know
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>>382411708
>I still love her.
She obviously don't love you anon. Or at least she loves her FF14 more then you.
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>>382411708
The latter anon. She was poison and it was a good thing you left her.
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>>382411375
>year 4 (3rd grade)
>teacher putting us in groups for drawing about some book we were reading
>remember praying internally that she sticks me with the class autist
>anon work with autist and chubby girl
>you win some you lose some
>autist and chubby girl go to a table with two seats
>theyre talking and working on the drawing turned away from me no pencils for anon
>ANON! I CANT BELIEVE YOU WOULD BE SO LAZY! THATS IT GO IN THE CORNER
>this was unironically the closest ive ever come

Mfw i was the real class autist
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>>382411176
>nothing sketchy about it
She lets you fuck her 16 year old daughter. Any sane parent wouldn't let you touch her with a stick before she was at least 18.

Also why is she desperate for her daughter to get married to you? Does she work? Cause this smells like she wants your $$$$...whatever you do don't fall for the potential marriage trap. She can divorce you and then you have to pay her money for the rest of your life.

In fact you might be in deep shit considering you've dated her since she was 11... they could make shit up and accuse you of raping her or something.

Stay safe anon
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>>382411816
Not him, but I also love my vidya more than my >relationship.
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>>382403154
I'm pretty sure that's a relationship, or at least a "holy fucking shit you dense fuck ask her out"
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>>382406879

>shiney pidgey

Goddammit I remember this. Also there was this one doujin that had it right?
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>>382411345
Yes it is. Girls are typically coy but that doesn't mean they don't appreciate clarity. If you're not sure about the status of your relationship, you can ask. If they actually like you, then they'll let you know.
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>>382411803
not him but i never want to fuck with antidepressants either
i knew people on them, you get so used to them that the downs without them become so much more rougher

it honestly seemed like it was making them more miserable to be without them after taking them, than if they had never taken them at all

i dont wanna fuck with that
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>>382411507
Pls no witch bully
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>>382411816

I guess I feel that, but I need to make sure. I don't want to throw stuff away when there's a chance it might work out.

>>382411878

Oh no, we're still together. I've just hit that point of "i need to start focusing on me" is all. Got sick of manual labor and remembered I used to be a cryptologist. I wanna go back to school and see if I can land my dream job or if I'm just meant to be hucking heavy shit til I'm too old to do it.
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>>382406879
We really are here forever, aren't we?
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>>382411748
He should at the least stealthily put his home/money/resources in his mother/father's name temporarily so the fatty doesn't get half of it
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I was a skinny nerd too busy looking out for my ass to even think about relationships. I only started to get laid with 23yo, too old to start giving a fuck about women feelings and behavior and stuff, and so they don't know about my hobbies. My relations are kind of distant, only tinder and party girls that I take to other parties to use as a currency to get in some Chad's circle.

Like, why would I tell a woman about those personal things? I let all my intimacy talks to anonymous weirdos on the internet, that is enough for me.
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>>382412109
That's a fine Makoto, anon
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>>382412154
nah ill leave you shitters once i find me a good woman
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>>382411708
>We signed a prenup so I'm not scared of a divorce
Imagine being this naive. You do realize the court can just throw your pren-up just like that right?

Go put your shit of your dad's name or something and divorce this bitch
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>>382412184
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>>382412241
PFFFFFT

good one
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>>382411538
Some things just don't work in 3D though. I'd rather admire perfection in 2 dimensions from afar than deal with the inevitable disappointment of the third dimension.
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Probably not a relationship, but this is the closest a loser like me ever gets to spending time with women
>cute girl at work
>she's way, way out of my league - totally hot, fit, and outgoing where I'm just a spergy guy that dresses poorly
>thinks i'm interesting for whatever reason and has chats with me on occasion
>her team was hosting a bowling night and comes look for me to invite me personally
>co-worker witnesses this situation and gives me the old nudge and wink
>Tell her I'll go if I'm able
>no other compromises that night, i'm just really awkward
>get home and don't know what to do
>steam friend invites me to play a game
>get sucked into the game
>5 hours later it's way past the time I was supposed to go out
>The next day at work she comes up to me
>"Hey where were you? I was waiting for you!"
>"oh, I had something important I had to do"
>she takes this as me not being interested in her
>she doesn't talk to me again
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>>382412241
Don't lie to yourself, anon.
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>>382403297
Imagine being so enthralled by misdirected social self-preservation that you willingly end a genetic dynasty that spanned 3 billion years.
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>>382411538
>Letting that stop you
I don't think this site is for you, pumpkin.
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>>382412050

Sailor who married a neet anon here.

I had a stint on antidepressants, and it ain't so much that you end up relying on them as you're using them to even you out enough for long enough that you can hopefully rationalize your disorder.

people who you described very likely didn't finish their course of meds and weren't communicating with their doctor like they were supposed to or they had a shitty doctor that just wanted their money

ideally you check in every few weeks for a health and welfare and based on that you dial in how much and how often you should take them

it can take months, it can take years, but eventually between you and your doc you'll figure it out and can start recovery and eventually come off them
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>>382412306
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>>382411712
Try to change the conversation to something more personal.
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>>382412284
I've actually thought of starting or attempting on joining some pagan cult that worships a goddess of some sort

I feel like it would be a good relationship builder
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>>382411708
Maybe she wants help and just isn't capable of asking, or perhaps she's just leeching off you. Make sure to get that clear right away.

>>382412241
Please do us a favor and do just that.
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>>382412306
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>>382412356
>when you realize all of your ancestors got laid
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>>382412251

If it gets to that point I'll see how ironclad a prenup is in Texas and keep that advice in mind anon.
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>>382412306
It better have been a good game or I swear to fuck
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>>382412417
That ship has already sailed anon.
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>>382406879

That fucking hoe broke your DS, anon. I would backslap her in purpose, holy shit. Does this bitch even work? She should pay for it.

Also, I got I friend that sued his last gf for breaking his cellphone and he won the case. You should have done the same.
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>>382412306
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMvWQMKhb24
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>>382411708
Yeah that prenup will likely not protect you much if at all
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>>382408772

You can be a loser manchild and have a job. I am one.
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I'm sure I could go out with someone if I tried

but I just never try
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>>382412306
Dodged a bullet there, anon. Women always want something in return.
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>>382412241
You'll be back when she cucks you with Tyrone and divorces you taking half your shit.
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>>382411885
You're mixing me up with another guy.
>dating a 16yo for a little over a year
Her mom doesn't want to marry her off to me, but she knows her daughter is at that age where she's gonna want to fuck and her daughter is in love so she's taking a leap of faith with me. As I said, shw trusts me to have a better head on my shoulders than a boy her age.
I don't intend to marry her or knock her up, we're having fun and I reckon we'll have fun till she graduates and moves to college a year from now.

>>382411670
Look the whole "prime teenage pussy tighter than a fist" thing is mostly a myth. The real value in dating a teenage virgin is the unique situation of having her be in love, young, inexperienced, fun of energy, curious and drowning in hormones. This means that you get to lead her around and take her wherever you wanna go with her, just a little nudge in the direction you want and she'll go there like a speeding bullet. You'll never get that from an older girl.
I've gotten some amazing mileagw from my girl and there's still lots of places we can go.
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>>382412553
but anon, i am tyrone cause im black
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>>382412497
I'm thinking something more rugged. I heard they had big Minerva cults in the dark ages in Italy, maybe something like that
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Can't loose them if I never have them
>tfw kissless virgin
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>>382412481
Dude no. Act now while you fucking can. Go put whatever you have that is worth in the name of some family member temporarily and divorce her. Listen to me, it will save you a lot of hassle in the future.
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>>382412571
>Look the whole "prime teenage pussy tighter than a fist" thing is mostly a myth. The real value in dating a teenage virgin is the unique situation of having her be in love, young, inexperienced, fun of energy, curious and drowning in hormones
I'm aware, anon. Don't rub it in.
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>>382412497
>lain
i hope you at least get a monthly check for having CWC-tier autism
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>>382412420

Yeah, my recent tactics have been to make friends with her friends and see what they have to say, and air out grievances together. It's had some effect but not a whole lot.
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>>382394020

Actually, when we were kids, I earned some serious cred with my future wife playing Metal Slug X at some crappy pizza parlor.
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>>382409516
>Not everything in life is going to be something I want to do

Work is not something I want to do but I still do it. Competently too. That should be enough.
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I had plenty of chances in High School, and I blew them all because I was too awkward and insecure to ask someone out

I'm too caught up in my past mistakes to do it now
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>tfw you're addicted to a fictional character not just because of how they look but because of their personality
>A personality so perfect and comforting that it can never exist in reality and you judge it by the standard of every girl you meet

This is some kind of next level of pain and torment that I'm feeling here.
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>>382411347
>>21
>>never talked to a girl
Same. I haven't talked to girls but at least some of them talked to me.
They insulted me
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you're all wonderful people in your own way and I wish you all best in your endeavors. Goodnight, /v/.
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>>382412306
>fuck
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>>382412593
You're Jamal
Tyrones don't marry
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>>382412753
>Work is not something I want to do but I still do it
you are aware this is a NEET-only website and you are supposed to use uncle remus' SSI guide if you are planning on being a member of this community, right? Not being a NEET is not allowed.

https://pastebin.com/6u5nwBhK
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>>382412828

Goodnight, anon. Pleasant dreams.
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>>382412828
FUCK YOU LET ME BE MISERABLE IN PEACE!
>>
I've been 4 years with my current gf and I admire people who can remain single. I just wished I had all the time to play videogames.
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>>382394020
Yeah, had a boyfriend that I constantly played video games over instead of being around him. He was crazy anyway, worth it.
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>>382412773
Are you me? Or rather, are you half of the people on this website?

>tfw 26 yo kissless virgin
>too old to properly get started on romantic life at this point
>what woman would want to fuck a 26 yo virgin?
>don't want to fuck a whore

My life is an endless cycle of being left behind in everything I do.
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>>382412891

What, you don't play together?
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>>382409516
>>382412753
>Not everything in life is going to be something I want to do

Exactly. There's too much shit in life at the moment that I don't want to do but still force myself to because it's essential, to willingly take up even more shit that I don't want to do.
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>>382412828
those words only hurt me more
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>>382409991
Neat
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jesus christ all you newfags don't remember the rules of the internet

3D PIG DISGUSTING IS NOT GOOD
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>>382412828

You are getting nothing by licking my balls, anon. Respect yourself.
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>>382412940
She doesn't like videogames.
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>>382412815
>even if i could get a gf i could only get off from her insulting me

JDIMSA
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>>382412828

Yeah, g'night anon.

I'm gonna pop a melatonin and get some rest. Thanks for all the advise and well wishes about my story of being married to a neet gal.

Fair winds and following seas, anons. Hope you get lucky.
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>>382397974
i've told every girl that's come on to me i'm asexual because i don't want any chance to pass on my autism to a new generation
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>>382412992
>gay autistic magicians

I'd ignore them too
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>>382412828
Shut up and fuck off. This kind of shit won't work on people who know what their actual worth is.
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>>382412828
Oh fuck off, people like you are so ignorant.

>>382413135
This.
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>>382394020
No but they did cost me my childhood.

>Tfw played videogames throughout the majority of my childhood
>Tfw I just want to be a little boy again so the only games I can stand to play are the ones with shota protagonists

I hope transhunamism doesn't end up becoming a meme and biomechanically engineer myself a cute boy body that I can live forever in.
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>>382412828
Remove yourself this instant. I hate people like you who say these kind of things to feel good about themselves for what a good, kind, helpful and caring person they are by encouraging others, but be too dense and uninvolved to realize that to people with actual problems this bullshit they say is insulting mockery, only serving as a reminder of how big of a gap there exists between them and >>>normal people. Fucking staple your ballsack to the ceiling. I'm out.
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>Be together for 4 years so far
>Play shit together and get each other into new stuff
:)
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>>382413051

That's too bad. It's fun playing games with the girl you love.
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>>382399415
I'm NEET and black, my choices are Koko or my hand. I'll stick to what I know.
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>>382412647
Just humble-bragging a bit, sorry bro.
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>>382413413
Played Monster Hunter, Left 4 Dead, and a lot of singleplayer ps2 games with my ex, inculding persona 3 and sotc. Wasn't honestly that fun.
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>>382407031
>>382409235
>>382411948
>>382412154
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>>382413597

Ah. Maybe that's just my experience, then.
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>>382398001
Take from me son, playing ASSFAGGOTS is not a way to make friends. It will only make you hate people much much more.
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>>382413412

Anything you're particularly happy to have tried?
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>>382413669
>monster hunter
She was reasonably good, but not as good as my main group.
>l4d
I never liked the game, and she ended up playing with the rest of team beaing some annoying chads
>persona 3
her english wasn't that good, but she used to grind tartarus while i was away so that we could play story segments together. it's kinda ok i guess.
>sotc
she got too involved and emotional
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>>382396803
dunno is this makes it better or worse, but the Jirachi thing sounds like a convenient excuse for her planning to break up with you anyway. y'know, because online/long distance relationships etc.
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>>382413820
Ah, I also really wanted to try some Rez with the trance vibrator, but it never got to it.
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>>382409453
How did you become a vagabond?
It's something I'm looking into.
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>>382408523
That's the most pathetic thing I've heard all year.
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>>382411292
An addendum to this: some girls do all of this and it's just because they're friendly or overtly flirtatious by nature. You can't really spend your life waiting to see if women act like this around everyone or just you though so it's usually safe to assume interest. Just don't be surprised if sometimes you made the wrong call.
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>>382403746
She bricked your brick bro. Brick her heart.
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At the age of 14, I broke up with my first girlfriend because I wanted to play CS (1.0).
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>>382413820
Whatever you do don't play Mario Party with her
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>>382413991
For the love of fuck read this>>382404745
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>>382411885
More pearls of wisdom from the Internet's intellectual elite.
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I play video games with the girl I love regularly, get on my level

Doesn't mean we're dating but c'mon
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>>382414039
Five years too late.
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>>382394020

gf made me play wow

ended up fucking the gm's wife when we met up for the annual guild picnic

now she's an ex

she still tries to get me to play wow with her, this was over a decade ago, she still talks to me, she's on a private server
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>>382410930

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xa-4IAR_9Yw
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>>382410638


I would kill for this.

I miss women like this, haven't dealt with them since college.
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>>382410591
Oh fuck
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>>382407337
talk to her about it, man. You're starved for affection.
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>>382414193

iktf
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>>382413414
>NEET and black
It checks out.
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>>382408078
the journey isn't really worth the prize at the end, just gonna throw that out there.

I've had better, more fun and enjoyable sex by fucking around with random onaholes and other mysterious things to put my dick in. Lets me experience different things and helps with the dreaded grip of death from fapping too much
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>>382407950
>get stabbed
>internal bleeding
Quote makes sense to me
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>>382414193
Oh yeah? I play video games that feature the girl I love as a character!
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>>382394020
>be dumb retard with girls but socially comfortable and pals with the guys in different clicks
>sister is a hairdresser and i got my haircuts from her
>have long full head of hair and didn't cut it for years on end
>say im having girl troubles to her off hand
>she ends up giving me an emo look back when "emo" was actually a thing
>go to school the next day and have girls flock to me but I have no idea how to respond and get nervous and dodge situations with them
>they lose interest
Thank fuck I understand how to not be a socially awkward permavirgin with girls now but I never experienced highschool sex and it's one of my biggest regrets.
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>>382412117
Do you know what server shes on? I might be able to bully the shit out of her and make her not want to play
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>tfw clingy every time I'm in a relationship
How do I just not care about women?
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>>382407337
Sounds like a dream relationship comparet to what I have now.
What kind of vidya do you even play?
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>>382411507

You're one to fucking talk Punpun.
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>>382413598

There was also a milf-shota doujin with shiney pidgey and shit. Good faps.
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can anyone relate to this feel

>pretend to be girl in MMO
>it works and have entire guild interacting with me, being nice to me, helping me do stuff
>taking me on mount runs, alt leveling/gearing, just hanging out.
>create elaborate story, build an entire life for my fictional girl self (I was almost deaf from a childhood accident and had trouble speaking due to it, so they never asked me to talk)
>for the first time in my life feel loved and wanted, needed even.
>every day is an absolute blast, can hop online and get 30 messages of people who genuinely care about my wellbeing and want to play games
>no pressure to do anything, never feel bad for saying 'oh sorry, already doing X, but thanks for asking how are you' etc.
>live like this for a year, never having been happier
>decide one day that I've been happy enough (despite battling depression for 13 years)
>start intentionally slipping up, talk on mic once etc because I want them to figure it out and feel superior, so they won't feel as bad
>try to forget one time a guy moaned my name while beating off on vent
>they figure out eventually, few of them laugh about it for weeks, say I deserve an Oscar/award
>rest of them hate my guts
>go back to being alone

SUCH IS LIFE IN THE ZONE
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>>382414949
A bit but instead of just MMO gold I played TSL and made a couple hundred off rich autists.
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>>382412858

Fuck off, here in the third world being a NEET means no computer, no internet, no house etc.
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I haven't spoken to a woman my age online or in person in several years. I think it's been about four now.
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>>382414949
>SUCH IS LIFE IN THE ZONE
That it is, man, that it is.
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>>382394020
>that goth chick
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>Was a shy bastard when I was out of high school

>Now have pimp tendencies,
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>>382394020
Thankfully not. I've never dated somebody who's that insecure about my hobby or the amount of attention I give them, nor have I ever really gotten involved with the true timesinks like MMOs or MOBAs, or god forbid the fucking mobile gacha trend that's been cropping up recently.
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>>382415121
>>382414949
>tfw becoming more and more of a lone wolf in an MMO i play despie being in a team
>Still talk and help out people from time to time
>for some reason being in the Zone feels oddly natural almost as if this was how i should be
So wolves how does one truly awaken to The Zone
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>>382414949
Nah, I've never done that. But I'm annoyed at how women in gaming usually get so much attention and if you point it out nobody cares or they get pissed at you for not brown nosing.

I'd like to think I have more self-respect than those who kiss ass, but then I wonder if I'm just an odd one out that doesn't understand how to properly attract women. Maybe the groveling and disregarding any shred of dignity you have just to get some attention/tail. If that's the case, I'm fine with just dating men.
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>>382394020
This is Adventure time OC, hu?
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>>382403746
>the night out costed over $700

How do you even do that?
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>>382414949
>I was almost deaf from a childhood accident and had trouble speaking due to it

HAHAHAHA
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>>382415107
4chan is for americans only, not third worlders.
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>>382415331
nah man, you're not alone. I never got it either. I think it's just people so starved for attention they aren't necessarily aware of their actions. Or rather, they ignore how low they are going to achieve that attention.

Don't forget that a TON of MMO players have a 'I am a chivalrous gentleman *adjusts tie*' kind of attitude and going out of their way to be nice to a woman is all the reward they need.
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>>382414579
I do but shit like that makes her double down on her behavior. I also play xiv but like...never more than a couple of hours every few days, so we're on the same one.

She'd file a GM report on your ass before you could explain how ezmode healing is.

I am slowly turning her group of friends against her shitty behavior though.
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>>382412306
>Make social promises
>Don't fulfill them
No quicker way to make someone hate you
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>>382415280
>always held back when it came to dealing with retards in highschool

>Now older women flirt with me and i tell retards to fuck when need be
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>>382413135
>>382413185
>>382413367
its okay, I still believe in you
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>>382415503
Why do you think they think that way and we think the way we do? Is it just desperation like you said? Or is it just being intelligent enough to know that doesn't get you anywhere most of the time.
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>>382415512
Anon, there are other ways to bully people. We all know this. That and the GMs have a folder on shit Ive done, IDGAF about getting susp'd again. In the very least just tell me you arent on Midgard, Sarg, or Girugamesh
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>>382394020
no, because I only have sex relationships, and for me these are not real relationships
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>>382415678
Nah. Cactuar.
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>>382415764
Still on there but I dont know anyone well enough to bully them
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>>382409972
>isnt fat
Theres always a catch with female dm's usually, even if she isnt fat
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>>382397974
>TM
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>>382394020
cant lost something you dont have : ^) _;--;_
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>all those normies
27 year old wizard apprentice reporting in.
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>>382415659
Honestly, I'm not entirely sure, but I do think I get it. When your entire main hobby is spending 12 hours a day clicking and pressing buttons in a dark room, mostly alone, you don't really get the chance to receive attention. After all, you're one of literally millions. But when a GRILL shows up boy howdy. That's something special. (ignoring the fact most of the time the playerbase is split 60(m)/40(w) and sometimes the other way around. You grow up a part of that culture, are molded by it. Not to push to far into cringe territory but part of the reason you're not as dimwitted is the fact you're on a site like 4chan. You already are above and beyond the general retard who uses his computer.

When you're constantly rejected on every other front (real life, school, facebook likes whatever.), one where you are forced into equal ground by the confines of the game, puts you in a position where the person you are interacting with can neither judge you based on looks or actions (at least initially until you prove you're a good lapdog), as you are just one of millions of CG dingdongs running around. So instead, you have to stand out another way. Loud constant handholding and obsessive obedience to a complete stranger.
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>when younger was never too big into 2d
>all my life get basically ridiculed by women with pretending to like me and exposing me in public places at school
>advice from older family is to keep trying
>I do but still get hurt more
>never bother anymore even when a girl is probably giving me signs
>go full time fapped mode and started broadening my tastes
>haven't had the urge for 3d women in a little over 10 years

I find women still amazing but like exhibits at a zoo I appreciate from a distance. I'm laughing at all this "advice" just look good or have money that's it really.
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>>382394020
Are young goths still a thing? Can't remember last time I saw one.
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>>382415560
Thanks for confirming what you just said. I'm glad that the problems of others make you happier by proxy.
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>>382408467
keep telling yourself that, hon.
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>>382403154
>"keep talking about how it'd be nice to live together"
> says it as if this is normal chatter
Holy shit, you are so close to being brain dead. No one can be this oblivious, right? Kys
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>>382394020
>damn girl
>you blew it
I don't care if they're "gamer girls", they'd all side with the woman breaking up with him. Women value romance far higher than games and would hardly think such a split a loss.
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Nope, being into other men probably helped.

It's pretty fucking nice being able to basically be a neet playing games all day and still get laid
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>Implying any women has been interested in me
Where do you think we are, anon?
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>>382416059
Just the cruel reality of this hobby is that you usually run into others that don't handle it the same way you do. I get where you're coming from.

Reading that mixed with me watching the rest of Morel Orel just doesn't sit right with me.
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>>382410830
>>382410862
>>382410745

i dont get this meme, is the dating a long time a problem? Are you supposed to get married?

Ive been dating my gf for 6 years and we're in our mid twenties.

?? is that too long to date? why rush marriage?
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>tfw that coworker you were trying to flirt with has a bf
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My first serious gf was very sceptic of me playing so much, It especially annoyed her that I was playing TF2 every sunday evening with some internet friends.

To avoid conflict, I just threw some games at her and she started playing. Now she is more into games than me and forces me to buy new games to play with her. We're married by now.

She always wants me to play the newest games with her, even those I don't like too much.

It's an abstract kind of hell.
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>>382406879
Shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet. Fucking well aged pasta.
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>>382416428
>why rush marriage?
When you started dating your GF we had just entered the 7th console generation and FFversusXIII had ink a few pieces of concept art and a trailer out.
If you think she's worth it you might as well wife her.
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>>382416315
Yup. I've become a robot. An iron fortress of will devoid of emotions. No bitches get to me. If they want to talk and play video games, great. When they start expecting me to buy them cosmetics or jokingly hint that I should pick them up that game so we can all play it gets ignored like the rest of their dongery. Let some other poor sap empty his wallet for 5 minutes of happiness. I'm too busy with video games.
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I'll just make a blanket post for all of you.
If you had cut down or out your vidya time earlier in, then you would've noticed
>the way that girl you thought was out of league would look at you wistfully during Chem
>the hispanic chick that sat behind you in high school and like playing with your hair had a crush on you since elementary
>the girl you used to hang out with after high school ended developed a mutual crush on you, but you were stuck in a rut of depression and video games to numb the former
>the cute girl who got married and lives in another state pampers her husband and you can see them both playing online in your friends list, despite you never having got the idea that she even knew what video games are
>the girl that brushed her hand against yours and thought you were the height of comedy

end result in order
>says she had a crush, personally don't believe because it hurts too much to think a oneitis could reciprocate, currently mourning a bf that broke her heart
>has kids, is a hood rat
>don't talk anymore, last seen dating a husky dude a couple years younger than her
>sherpa'd her and husband once in Destiny
>"dated" for a couple weeks before we got shipped off to different AITs, broke up with me because "I stopped being funny and trying too hard" (but c'mon, it's the long distance and that just sealed it)

tl;dr common bit of advice in this thread is to keep your eyes open.
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>>382415430
>how do you even do that
Its called overprice restaurant with alcohol and expensive brand shopping date. There are women who like this and it sucks ass money wise. But if you have a career, i guess its fine? But not really.
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>>382415430
Expensive wine and fancy food I guess
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>>382409379
Where do I find a relationship with a girl obviously out of my league but she likes me because I make her laugh and also she respects my meme knowledge acquired over 12 years of 4chan?

I want a relationship like that pepe image.
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>Missed out on the chance of having a friends with benefits because I'm socially retarded and never followed up
>It's been a year and I haven't talked to the girl since

We played vidya together too. I'm more sad that I lost an a friend rather than a fuckbuddy though.
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>>382416446
do you now regret any of the games you initially shared because she sperged into some dogshit series
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>>382409379
Find a girl that spends all day inside playing video games
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>>382416664
>i guess its fine?

It's not fine, get better taste in women.
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>>382416446
What kind of games?
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>>382416675
Mass Effect was a horrible trip. She just bought Andromeda for me as a present. And I can't let games stay unfinished.

>>382416765
Right now she digs Walking Simulators. Life Is Strange, which she is currently playing, is somewhat acceptable, but some of them suck hard.

Initially she was more into building games (Sim City, ...) and platformers.
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>>382416428

You don't have to. That'd be smart. I have a co-worker that was with his girl for 10 years. They just got engaged finally. The two families know each other well enough now, and they couple have saved up money and have proper plans for their eventual children.

It's called being a responsible adult.
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>>382394020
>Coworker offered to set me up on a blind date
Wat do
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>Kissed several girls
>Had sex with 4 girls
>Can talk to girls without problem and I go on dates frequently.
>Can't fucking have sex with girls because after the 4th one I feel like sex is just a shitty glorified normie meme.
>I feel empty inside when I talk to women

How do I remove this feeling?
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I'm in a loving relationship with a fucking hot japanese girl who loves to play games. She's literally perfect and we play Civ5 together and watch anime. Her tits are almost triple D and she goes crazy when they get sucked. She's also an awesome cook and gives amazing head. I know you anons don't believe me, but this is what happens when your only knack in life is dumb luck. All I have to do is save her from her batshit psycho mother.
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>>382416915
>She just bought Andromeda for me as a present.

Yep, that's an abstract kind of hell indeed.
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reminder that all the stories are fabricated
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>all these non-virgins replying genuinely
>>>/soc/
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A girl who tries to change you isn't worth your time. She's supposed to like you for who you are.
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>>382416915
>Initially she was more into building games (Sim City, ...) and platformers.
Sounds like a good time

>Right now she digs Walking Simulators.
There are some pretty decent ones
Firewatch was enjoyable in my opinion, The Vanishing of Ethan Carter is nice and there are a few other ones worth playing
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>>382417007

She'll commit suicide in the end after you murder the mom.
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>>382409972
I thought you said brap sessions first. Let me die.
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>>382403746
>We do
Retarded cuck spotted.

> but the same thing happens again with the addition of her breaking my Vita less than a month later
You deserve it for being such a gullible dipshit.
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>>382394020
not a gf but a group of friends were only interested in talking about LoL, so I left.
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>>382394020
>Tfw you costed another guy's relationship
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>>382408861
>accused me of stealing some of his engineering documents
holy shit is he senile? this is a fucking telltale sign of being absolutely mental
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Who else is an autist and hit the jackpot with getting a loving girlfriend? will actually kill myself if she leaves me, but I dont ever tell her that or act needy
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>>382396803
>be me

Who else /stoppedreadingrightthere/ here?
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>>382417005
experience love
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>>382417204
I enjoy stealing girls from other guys way too much. Makes me feel like shit after the fact
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>>382411708
you should have reenlisted in the navy sounds like you had a better time in the service

That what I did with the army
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>>382407353
at least get a better game if you're gonna be that stingy
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Yes.
I have an unhealthy obsession with pokemon and she with shitty games like oblivion. She dump me because I bought a lucario full suit with MY MONEY.
Pic almost related.
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>>382408859
>normies
You must be at least 18 to post here.
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My friend lost his gf because he just played games so I took her and we already had sex unlike he
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>>382417436
>She dump me because I bought a lucario full suit
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>>382417212
Well yes. that's what I'm trying to say.
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>>382417436
>I bought a lucario full suit
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>>382394020
Been in two relationships. One was very into vidya, other wasn't even interested.

Both were really chill when it came to vidya beyond the very rare "wanna spent time with me rather than playing games?".

One relationship ended due to lost interest in each other, whilst the other ended due to petty fights (not related to vidya) that we both later realised was retarded as fuck.
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>>382417661
pics or it didn't happen
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>girl shows obvious interest in you and you click well with her
>she's that girl who lives with a male roommate, goes on dates with him, puts her arm around him, but says they're not together at all
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>tfw I sabatoaged myself from a very young age

I was a contrarian little shit as a kid, and my parents would always say shit like

>you're gonna have a GF one day

to fuck with me because I thought girls were icky. So I got the bright idea to act like a complete fucking sperg retard all throughout elementary and middle school to keep girls from talking to me.

Eventually, although I struggled against it, in junior high I finally developed an interest in girls. However, I was such a fuckinh social outcast that literally no one would talk to me. By the time I graduated high school, and to this day I have only had 4 girlfriends, 2 of them fat, 1 of those two only being for a single date, 1 being now pregnant, another being now married to the boyfriend after me, and the other two being emotionally fucked up trash whores.

I have never kissed a girl since I was two. I have never came close to getting laid. I have never had a gf longer than 1.5 weeks. I am a living train wreck of romance.
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>>382394020
Yes, but not in the way you would think. I dated a girl last year and all she wanted to do was play vidya that I bought for her and never have sex or do anything even remotely romantic. Once I realized she was gold-digging hard I dumped her immediately.
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>>382394020
No, but a relationship costed me a high end PC and the tires of my car
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>>382409425
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>tfw have a date tonight

I was actually hoping to come into this thread for advice, since I've only been on one date before in my entire miserable 22 years of life.

Is it wrong to take a girl out to a pub on the first date? Like, I'm not sure even if she drinks or not, but should I completely remove it out of consideration and go to some normie place?
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>>382412306
Wooowwww
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>>382417436
>She dump me because I bought a lucario full suit
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>>382417748
>>382417661
>>382417575
Happy?
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>>382418654
Based
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>>382417315
It wasn't intentionally desu, just happened that I was there when they were having ups and downs in the relationship.
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>>382418706
Being an autistic furfag is not "based"
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>>382418654
How much do you weigh and how tall are you?
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>>382418654
How would this make me happy?
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>>382418774
174 cms, 58 kgs.
But Hey I'm Japanese so it's normal height here.
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>>382419050
Get inside and post pic then.
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Half gams, half inexperience, all autism
>19
>long distance relationship
>decide to meet my gf at an anime con
>dress up as cloud strife
>pose with her and stuff, she's dressed as aerith
>twirl the shitty hardedge i made for a picture, hit her in the nose
>she bleeds on her dress
>completely sweet, blames herself
>feel bad and apologize
>she almost cries
>puts on a strong face
>we make up
>later one of her friends invites the whole group to their hotel room to play games
>mario party
Do I need to fucking say more? Okay, I will.
>getting pressed, a little competitive, it's still fun though
>my gf wins
>she had told my embarrassing story about bopping her in the nose
>one of her friends said i should stop letting her win
>says she likes being bullied
>she denies it and says nooooo
>but i believe it
>i single her out
>her friends are, i learned too late, bitter and jealous cunts that legitimately hurt her
>i was on their side that night
>i won
>she was sad, said i should go because "we have to get up early"
>texts me she was sad
>tease her
>she text laughs, but apparently she started crying
>things never really recover
>having too much fun playing online games with her friends
>convince her to come in
>she gets bullied more for months as a result
>finally just ghosts off the internet

I never saw her again after that. Last online 7 years ago. The last I heard was from another friend I talked to about her, I explained the situation and it made sense, they told me about bullying, but shit I had a ton of fun playing shitty Blizzard games. God damn it.
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>>382419050
>58 kgs.

You have the weight of the dumbbells I use in the gym
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>>382418390
>Is it wrong to take a girl out to a pub on the first date?
No, having a drink on a first date is normal
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>>382419173
Please don't bully.
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>>382396803
This is one of the stupidest greentexts I've seen on this board.
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>>382404745
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>>382418654
No
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>female coworker invites me to see a movie with her and my roommate
>it's the night Pokemon Sun/Moon came out
>already had plans to get the game and hang with friends while playing
>tell her I might come depending on when the movie lets out
>movie is too close to when I was going to meet friends so I decline
>she tells me a couple days later she and my roommate made out for most of the movie

Like, why invite me if you were just after my roommate anyway?
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>>382420168
So is this a sexual thing for you or do you just really like pokemon?
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