Why is she so perfect?

>>382391335
Do you think she has a bush?

https://boards.fireden.net/_/search/filename/Pirate%27s_Curse_Shantae_Portrait.png/

>>382391335
shantae is a sack of shit and you only play it because your teenage hormones get the better of you.

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That's like asking why the sky is blue, why the grass is green, why is anything the way it is? She just is, anon.

>>382391335
She has mass appeal

>>382391335
Because you're a virgin.

>>382391335
Because she's a virgin.

>>382391870
But seriously why is the grass green?

I want Shantae to choke me to death using her hair!

>>382392173
Chlorophyll is a material that plants frequently use to increase their energy.

It uses certain wavelengths of light to transform useless material into sugar (photosynthesis). The excess energy is released as a photon (light) and the process usually has similar excess energy levels each time, therefore releases the same color each time. The color of a photon is based on how much energy it has.

Red - Least energy
Violet - Most Energy

>>382391754
was it autism

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>>382391335
but Risky is perfecter than her.

>>382391335
Because she isnt real

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>>382391335
>Start Playing Pirate's cure because of tits
>Ending beating up the game 3 times bc of the sheer fun
>mfw
i wasn't expecting that AT ALL.

>>382394675
have you 100% the cheevos?

>>382391335
Because you're an autistic waifu-fag?

>brown
>16
>nice tummy

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>>382394675
They reel you in with the waifus and hit you with the fun world and great characters.

>>382394675
Too bad thats her onlt good game

>>382396239
I'd say All her games are good but Pirate's Curse is excellent.

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>>382392692

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>watch XSEED's Risky mode stream earlier
>they fucking obilterate Giga Mermaid in half a second with fully upgraded Seeker missiles

I hope that's only possible due to demo balancing but I know better.

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Be sure to buy half genie hero, goyim.

>>382396582
Link to stream?

>>382391934
>She has mass sex appeal
FIFY

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>>382397632

.tv/videos/155653581

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>>382398180
Thanks

>>382391335
Those pants just look designed for her to spread her legs and take a good cuntpunt.

>>382397192
Already did. I'm sad it wasn't as good as Pirate's Curse.

In an age of feminism I have no clue how shantae slipped by.

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>>382398735
Based Bozon don't give a fuck.

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>>382398867

>>382391335
Perfect for titfuckin'

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>>382396361
The artstyle for PC's probably the best out of the four we got. But HGH's pretty ok

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>>382398735

Shantae is popular enough to have a decent sized following while still being niche enough where any sort of shitflinging would just be giving the series more attention. A blessing and a curse.

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Are you going to buy it?

>>382398867
Because ultimately Shantae IS a feminist character. The games pass the Bechdel test, Shantae is strong and independent and the incompetent comedy relief is a male.

>>382399052
I actually like HGH's visual style better. Highlights that she's a cute western character. Which is rare these days.

>>382399154
I wish I could. With my luck they'll sell out instantly and I'll only be able to buy one for $200 from some guy who managed to snag 20 at a time.

>>382399154
Is it cum resistant?

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>>382398867
Don't forget this gem.

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>>382399154
If I can find some way of getting my hands on it.

>>382399408
Savage

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>>382399154

>75 claps for something I'll probably screw up making since I've never built a figure before

yeah probably if they don't sell out instantly

>>382396582
You wouldn't have seeker missiles by that point in the game probably. That seems like a late game ability.

>>382399571
meh I can always just keep the box sealed and admire the packaging since I'm a coward.

>>382399815

Risky mode is non-linear ala Specter of Torment.

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>>382398180
heh

>>382400032
Oh awesome.

Jesus why is Risky mode still not out yet? What the fuck? Wasn't it supposed to be released with retail because it was the only thing they hit stretch goal with and the other characters got funded after release? How long has it been now?

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>>382398867
Fuck that crazy cunt.

>>382400894
I guess they just wanna iron out a few kinks and polish it up? I dont know what goes on in their studio. Also

>other characters got funded after release
What? I thought only Risky got funded. You mean they're actually gonna make Bolo, Sky, and Rotty playable?

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>>382400894

It's basically done at this point. All that's left is testing and working with XSEED for the Switch retail launch.

Good to great gameplay, bolstered by great writing, awesome music, and a fun cast.

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>>382392647
Thanks buddy

fuck it i'm gonna buy HGH right now, you've convinced my dick

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>>382401283
Yeah they are all getting their own mode. Looking forward to Bolo shenanigans.

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>>382399571
>>382399898
At least the parts are painted already.

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>>382401589
And here I thought we were only getting Risky. Thanks for making my night anon.

>>382399154
Getting it on July 2nd, can't wait for it

Is Risky mode released yet?

her games are sub-par/mediocre. she has a good design, though.

>>382401913
See you in 2018 for those 3 with how long it took them to do Risky (which wasn't even supposed to be dlc).

I literally and unironically want to marry Shantae.

>>382391651
that is a bush

>>382402240
It's a real shame because they could be much, much more if they had a proper publisher but then again the studio itself is just so fucking slow. Even with the original game they took too long releasing for gbc when the ds was already out for a year. It's amazing they even stayed afloat after that.

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Tuki route when? She goes on an epic quest to jew the entire town out of all their shekels and buys the town deed from the retarded mayor.

>>382402403
She doesn't have her shit together at all. Bad wife material.

>>382402660
It's ok I'll take care of her. I wonder how many quarter-genies we'd make together.

>>382402475
i await the day when i can simultaneously get a boner while having fun playing. im glad they deviated from the pixel style, though; the style is really pointless and annoying at most times.

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>>382402659
Dumb snake would honestly be a worse mayor than that fat idiot.

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>>382402659

>no Tuki in Risky mode (so far)

>>382402659
There is criminally little Tuki porn.

>>382401452
Did anyone asked for your opinion?
Fucking Boco.

>>382391934
>Not "Her masses appeal to me"

>>382399408
>twitter screencap of literally who with literally no likes, retweets, or measurable effect at all

woah...............

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I was hopping for Shantae lewds in this thread.

>>382406258
I was too, that's why I came
Wishing Shantae would sit on my face as well

rip

HOW FUCKING LONG DOES IT TAKE TO RELEASE A FUCKING RECOLOR

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>Game has oversexualized women
>Most of the time it's adult characters
>People cry and moan
>Game is shantae and it has 16 year old girls that are oversexualized
>Nobody cares
I never understood this.

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>>382410614
Too low on people's radar, normies don't know what this game is.

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>>382391335
Delicious chocolate skin

Sexy outfit

Not an annoying bitch like most female lead characters

Half-genie that can grant wishes, or make quarter-genie babies that grant wishes

>>382412027
>quarter-genie babies that grant half a wishes*

>>382391335

You posted Pirate's curse Shantae. Half-Genie Hero stripped her of her sexiness. Pirates Curse is the pinnacle of gameplay and lewdness for the series.

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>>382402980
Risky in Tuki mode sounds better if you ask me

Vore, is what I'm saying

>>382411886
>Too low on people's radar, normies don't know what this game is.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iA59SipJTBM
???

>>382399154

>cheap resin jap crap

no thanks

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Still marginally upset we didn't get this.

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Genderbent Mode when

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>>382413323
Bolo's face in that image reminds me of this guy from Ashita no Joe

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>>382413474
Don't do this to me, anon...

>>382413474
kys faggot

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>Risky stares at Shantae like this for the whole trip every time they go to a different island in Pirate's Curse
What is this expression meant to convey?

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>>382413495
and he in turn reminds me of Mashiba from Hajime no Ippo

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>>382413727
Contempt tempered by longing

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>>382412832
I'm not sure how that video is supposed to be a response.

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>>382414681
>still haven't been able to get the achievement for a no-death run

>>382414697
what's this?

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>>382414919
Fanart with some guy's OC. He draws some pretty great lewds.

>>382413474
gays not welcome

>>382413474
when did faggotry stop being ironic
this has to stop

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What does it taste like?

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The madmen

post the fats

>>382415553
ass

>>382415563
How did the SJWs not notice this game?

>>382413312
They removed all the dance idles except for that lame "realistic" version of the hop dance.

I miss the elephant dance.

Now she only has one dance sequence.

Anybody misses the DDR style of dancing?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oi7-wwB8_4
Thread theme

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>>382415598
If I did that everyone would complain

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>>382413474
Still would

>>382415904
But I would get a boner

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>>382416412
I can't risk it, anon

>>382416593
Pleeease?

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>>382416096
Is that how Shantae pays rent?

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>>382416705
Not quite.

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>>382416685
No. You can have a pregnant Shawnty and pretend

>>382416974
I'll take it I guess. More?

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Why is she even more perfect?

>>382415598
all I have are greentexts, are those serviceable?

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>>382417216
Giant mertits

>>382398934
>they KNOW they're pandering
>the difference
>is that they K N O W they're pandering
>DIFFERENCE
Is Dobson actually retarded? Every fucking skimpy character ever made was made by someone who KNOWS they're pandering.

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>>382417581
>>382417653
You've got to stop.

>>382391335
too bad her games are complete dogshit

>>382399183
>Passes the Bechdel test
>nobody cares because the point is to be cute and funny instead of shoving politics down our throat
interedasting, no?

>>382417792

Dobson for the most part doesn't have any real opinions of his own and just parrots what other people think.

>>382391335
>Why is she so perfect?

Well let's see.
>Young, firm body.
>Cute, expressive face.
>Fun personality
>The perfect balance of smart where it counts, but dumb where you'd want her to be.
>Expert belly dancer.
>Pointy ears.
>Light eyes
>Perfectly maintained hair, and she won't ever let you forget this fact.
>The exact perfect shade of brown.
>Can grant wishes.

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>>382413474
YES.

>>382414724
Sauce me my man

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>>382418047
>posting the unfinished version

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>>382418274
Wish I knew it.

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>>382418306
Hah! I tricked you into posting the finished version, allowing me to sit on my ass and do nothing!

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Delet this thread. I have fapped today.

>>382418617
So this is why NoFap is useful. To prevent one from searching up porn, saving themselves for when something really good appears.

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>>382418617
You can and will masturbate again if you know what's good for you, you little shit

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She needed a little something

>>382418334
>vampire teeth
HNNNG

>>382419218
That's way more than a little.

>>382391772
name me a better platformer faggot

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>>382419407
It's a little. Comparatively.

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>>382419407
You're right, she's way more skinny than she needs to be in that picture.

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I want to make 1/4 genie babies with Shantae

>>382419639
wat

Fatfags fuck off. I want to fap not vomit.

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>>382399183
>The games pass the Bechdel test, Shantae is strong and independent and the incompetent comedy relief is a male.
This same principle could be applied to quite a few series, for the mostpart. Touhou, for example, except there aren't even enough male characters for comic relief in the actual games.

Dancer Shantae a best

>tfw my birthday is in a few days
>pretty sure my best friend commissioned some Shantae art for a fucking dakimakura for me

I don't know how to feel, I don't have any dakis. I guess if I had one it's make sense for it to be my wife.

>>382401170
Would you really want to?

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>>382391335
I'm glad i got all the recent games on disc for the PS4.

>>382420534
go to a fucking porn site if you only want to see things you're interested in

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>>382419639
my dick can only get this erect

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>>382422987
That's some friendship you have there

>>382415770
because it is not that well known

SJWniggers only sperg mostly to popular games

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>>382424472
>>382409776
What's with the dress?
Do you get this in HGH?

>>382418334
The superior version.

>>382413474
>>382413576
Extra heretical.
*BLAM*

>>382418306
Someone explain this fetish to me.

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>>382428002
Just masturbate the next time you eat some gummy bears, you'll get the hang of it

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>>382398867
>this kind of shit coming from a trannie who made Revolution 60

>>382428002
Fetishes are just something you either have or you don't. Vore in particular, has a different appeal to everyone, but for me its like a very extreme kind of femdom.

>>382428002
Freudian Oral Fixation.

>>382401589
I hope Bolo gets to rescue Risky or do something with her. Even if she would most likely punch him afterwards. But I would have to admire his dedication to her.

>>382414919
Fanart of Klaus from Mother 3

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>>382391335
>short, increasing cuteness factor
>hips
>delicious brown
>aryan blue eye color
>unusual hair color but not in the 450lb sjw way

Okay great, finally made a Shantae folder.

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>>382391335
Why is he so perfect?

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>>382391335
Shantae is too pure for this world.

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>>382431096
Literal ripoff

>>382391335
THOOOSEE HIPPS MHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YES SWEET BABY L0RD

>>382398180
>gigamermaid smiling at risky
>risky being all tsun about it
gives me lewd thoughts
lewd thoughts of gigamermaid and the mermaids giving risky a very warm thanks, even if she doesn't want it

>>382398867
yes, jealous Wu's fingers are too fat, so she really can't put her fingers on it.

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what did he mean by this

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>she will never do this to you

why live

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>>382429394
He really deserves some action. Poor guy.

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>>382432527
when is that even happening? i don't go to anime cons nor pay attention to them

i hope it's not just going to be that figure, i'm not getting one unless it's risky-based

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>>382434151

Tomorrow.

>>382432527
He will be at AX?
I'm so there.
FYI, will be there with a black shirt with just the Splatoon logo on it and a Mario Odyssey visor they were handing out at E3.

>>382428002
Vore is essentially a power fantasy.

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>>382434290
^

>>382434412
i don't like vore
but i like to see risky in peril
dammit

>>382399423
they have bulges?

>>382433021
>wanting a cuntload of cum on your face
Bet you don't even care whose fag.

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>>382432453
>she

>>382403537
Tuki is some fag's OC that he ended up getting into the game

>>382436336
i'm sure he knows that by now

>>382436020
>it