Tell game sins to Father Hulk. I will Smash.

I used a bot to make every max-level character I had in WoW during BC and Wrath.

>>382385948
I used the Dark Souls franchise to get in my jailbait cousin's pants

How about instead we talk about how fucking stupid "Movie Critic Hulk" is?

I can't get to level 72 in borderlands 2

>>382386328
How old is she?

i pretend to be a retard so people pay attention to me

>>382386558
turns 17 in october

I've never played a video game in my life, but I've been posting on /v/ since 2007 anyway.

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The Last of Us is my favorite game followed by Half-Life 2 and Ocarina of Time.
I've played through Human Revolution five or six times. I played the tutorial of the original and gave up on it because it looked like a chore to play.
I love Ocarina of Time and Majora’s Mask, but can’t stand any other game in the Zelda series. Twilight Princess is alright, though.
I played through DMC1 once and disliked it despite playing through 3 and 4 countless times.
I bought LMAOBox about a month before the big ban because I thought doing exceptionally well would help me get online friends. I have about 3.3k hours in the game overall.
I pretty much exclusively play Mercy/Lucio and mute team/voice chat in Overwatch because it's the only role I'm good at and getting berated by my teammates when I fuck up damages my ego. I managed to make it to Master rank, so I guess I'm doing something right.
The only RE games I've played are 4, 5, 6, and 7
I used SAM to get a bunch of achievments in MGR and DMC4 to make people think I was good at the game
I played through FEAR 2 twice but gave on the first one after 2 hours.
The only fighting games I play are Injustice and Marvel Capcom games because I like the characters even though I'm shit at fighting and can't play online because my anxiety goes through the roof.
Never played a Final Fantasy, Witcher, Hitman, Tomb Raider, Crash, Spyro, or Diablo game. I'm sure there's a ton more I can't think of at the moment.
I watch Oney Plays and Super Mega. Also sometimes GG, but only for Danny, Brian, and Barry.
I write shipping fanfiction
I have over 300 hours in Left 4 Dead 2, 99% of which is solo play
I bought Watch Dogs 2 and enjoyed it
I regularly cheat in online multiplayer games because it's moderately amusing and I get destroyed otherwise. If anyone calls me out on it, I deny it like hell.

I used to blackmail people in wow by pretending to be a girl and threatening to post their dick pics on their guild forums when they sent them to me.

>>382385948
I killed the merchant for the uchigatana. Im sorry, father Hulk.

>>382386461
Just play as Gaige

>>382386747
You fucking asshole.

>>382385948
I spent money on league of legends

they were on singed skins

I play singed

the only character i am decent with is singed

singed keeps getting fucked every patch because they keep changing the game to where my fave gets more and more hair tearingly frustrating to play

I stopped playing lol because of this and the fact that they stubbornly refuse to make teemo fairer, and on top of that poke fun at the fact by releasing shit like devil teemo

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>>382385948

I have an unironic Sonic OC that I've built lore around and the fact that I can [potentially] make her in Forces has me hyped as shit.

>>382386635
And how old are you?

I prefer Metroid Prime 2 to Metroid Prime.

>>382386727
whats wrong with u

>>382386861
25

>>382386861
43

>>382385948
I won a cs esl tournament while hacking. That was... nearly 15 years ago I think

>>382386747
I used to blackmail people in WoW by threatening to report them if they had an inappropriate name. I'd only communicate with them through the mailbox.

Your post made me lol

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>>382385948
smash me, daddy

>>382385948
I have vigorously masturbated to several video game female characters, both on the internet and while playing. If I wasn't lazy and if 4chan didn't have a character limit, I could name every character I've fapped to.

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>>382386152
>>382386328
>>382386461
>>382386629
>>382386721
>>382386747
>>382386821
>>382386849
>>382386854
>>382386882
>>382386978
Sins smashed.

>>382386727
Not yours, though.

the first time I made out with a girl had pewdiepie in the background. it was a long distance thing, and it was the first time we met while dating, and we were watching youtube stuff, and i kissed her on the cheek, and then after that one thing led to another

thank you for getting me laid, pewdiepie

i tolerated him before, but his recent stuff is actually really funny

I am 21

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>>382385948
I really enjoy Borderland games, including memes and all. I really don't understand why references in games are bad, especially since /v/ icons like Duke Nukem were built on being walking references.

I masturbated to the Hanako route in Katawa Shoujo, I didn't realize it was rape

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>>382387159
the first was fucking great, memes and all

the second and beyond were fucked up beyond all repair by cuckthony burch

>tfw not anthony burch

I unironically love Katawa Shoujo because I'm a sucker for romance

>>382387295
oh boy here we go

>>382387295
Now that's a sin. Damn, man. You're a monster.

>>382387295
it's not fucking rape you imbecile

if anything, shizune's scenes are hella rapey. i masturbated fucking furiously to those though

Shizune is best girl, Father Hulk. That is my sin.

>tfw no girl with perfect figure to take charge of my life, both figuratively and sexually

>>382385948
I tricked players into thinking I was female on MMOs. after getting the tiems I wanted I would make a new account used VMware to login on it and transfered everything to the new acount. in the fish acount I would say I was hacked and that I would stop playing.

>>382386328
Wait how did you use a videogame to get laid?

I bought two of my irl friends Material Girl and Dragonia on Steam today. They don't even watch anime or Hentai, I just had money left over from summer sale.

>>382385948
I made Melissa Woodward cry in Hotel Dusk when I made fun of her missing mother during the first encounter.
No regrets

>>382387295
>I didn't realize it was rape
it isn't. you've been memed

>>382387623
>No regrets
You fucking scumbag.

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>>382386861
1025.

>>382387675
You're telling me.
Should've moved out of the way in the first place.

I have spent over 300 dollars in TF2 hats and Australiums

>>382387756
Fry is actually older than the life span of 2 universes.

>>382385948
I borrowed my friend's NES because mine was broken, swapped the shells between the two systems, and then gave back my NES disguised as his own without him suspecting what had happened.
Two weeks later he let me borrow Star Fox 64 and never gave it back to him because he forgot about ever doing that.

>>382385948
I couldnt kill smough and ornstein because i ran out of humanity to summon the helper so i just used the infinite souls glitch to over level and use havels armor to kill them i still died once to them after cheating

>>382387362
Even if you don't factor in how Burch has fucked up the series with his crap writing, it's hard to ignore how the overall gameplay has gone further down the shitter in the sequels.

>>382385948
i kill innocent people all the time in gta v

>>382388069
.... Who doesn't?

>>382387159

Pop culture references are different from meme references mainly because shit like Dirty Harry lines or Hitchhiker's Guide events have lasted a lot longer than flavor of the month internet memes that are already stale by the time the game featuring them had come out

That being said I hated BLands2 for the shitty bullet sponge enemies and actually played through and enjoyed 1 + DLC twice where that problem wasn't nearly as egregious

I somehow always manage to cheese every boss in soulsborne games...

>>382388153

>tfw first time playing DS1 and Taurus jumped off the fucking bridge for me

>>382386854
post lore

I haven't had my daily dose of autism yet

>>382388153
>...
fuck off reddit.

>>382387563
I tutor her, she comes over to my place and I help her out with her homework and study for tests, one day when she arrived I was playing DS and she got hooked. Her parents don't let her play videogames or buy her consoles so kept coming here more and more often to play, one thing led to another and now we've been boning behind our parents' backs for over a year.

>>382386727
This is what happens when you don't stay in your son's life.

>>382385948
To this day I haven't finished a single Bethesda Fallout game without cheats

I thought Deus Ex HR was very boring

>>382387498
Crafty

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>>382385948
>i will smash

>>382385948
I played P5 on safe mode because I care more about the story than the gameplay.

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>>382388301
Nice

>>382388301
nice reddit pasta

>>382386727
wth

nig

>>382388301
That's not a sin. That's the dream.

>>382388301
Is she fat or ugly?

>>382388698
>>382391049
It feels very very wrong but I literally cannot stop my dick.

>>382391170
Not at all, very skinny, flat chest, nice bubbly butt, cute face, braces, blonde and blue-ryed, tall for her age, cute feet. Way better than what I was pulling at her age.
And she's a nympho on top of that

>>382390608
nog

>>382386727
I'm glad you are letting it out but god damn that is some bad tastes/habits

>>382394597
I'm starved for attention and I acknowledge I'm a contrarian

>>382394716
Here is one more (You) in that case

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I don't like this track from Nocturne.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GJ1d2X4ZFw
I also don't care much for most of the OST exceot for a handful of them.

>>382395015
Thanks. I screenshot these responses

>>382385948

I don't like Ocarina of Time
I found Chrono Trigger boring and dull
I didn't find Super Mario Galaxy to be as wonderful as people made it out to be

I was an early adopter of the 3DS, but to be fair I got it with that trade-in deal where you could get a significant amount of money off if you traded in a DS towards it.

I bought nuDoom instead of pirating it.

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>>382385948
When I younger and first getting into video games, I would only ask for movie licence games because I was afraid of stepping out of my comfort zone of movies and TV shows. In addition to this, I had to watch the movie first because I didn't want be spoiled by the game. Some examples of this is Spider-Man 2, Polar Express, and Harry Potter.

>>382385948
I turned the difficulty down from War to Conflict after getting destroyed by YHVH's second form a few times.

I waifupost shamelessly and often

>>382396405
You are the worst aspect of /v/.

>>382396641
Meh, I try to keep my posts about vidya even when I post my waifu and in threads about her game.

I enjoyed the Sword Art Online games Except Lost Song, but I hear its based on the worst arc in the series, so no surprise

I have never read the manga or watched the anime as a last point tidbit

>>382396980
The games are good. The series is fucking terrible. You've done nothing wrong.

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I believe that SMT IV is superior in every way possible than Nocturne, except graphics.

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>>382388301

>>382386721

I don't believe you. How could that be true?

>>382400074
I can see why you would say that.
I am playing nocturne right and I just beat the last reason fight.
It is really good, but I honestly don't get why people say IV and IVA is a piece of trash compared to it.
Going from IV to Nocturne you can really see that IV improved on a lot of stuff.

>>382385948
I don't play video games, but I love talking about twitter.

>>382386328
Thou hast not sinned

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I watched all the MGS Peacewalker cutscenes on YouTube before playing MGSV because I didn't have a PSP and didnt want to spend money on the MGS collection just for the one game that I already knew was shitty

I tend to use guides on Souls games because I usually never know where the fuck I'm supposed to go next

I sold all my Gamecube games to Gamestop when I was five. I still remember that I got 2 dollars for Luigi's Mansion

The only game I've ever platinumed is DOA Xtreme 3

I had to switch to easy mode for
the Yaldabaoth fight in P5 because I was literally one hit away from killing me before he did his charge attack so I just said fuck it and switched to easy

I actually really fucking hated DMC4 even though I really enjoyed DMC 1 and DMC3 is probably in my top ten favorite games of all time. I really have no idea what people see in DMC4

>>382401630
why?

I've never played a Metal Gear game.

>>382385948
I've really grown to hate the master sword in Zelda. It almost ways needs to be repaired, or restored, or upgraded. Piece of shit. No wonder everyone else uses Biggorons this or fierce deity that.

>>382404837
go back to /co/

>>382404837
hey marshmallow

>>382385948
I have used a trainer to get through parts of a game I felt were boring or simply unnecessary, more notably in JRPGs.

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>>382386727
>I played through FEAR 2 twice but gave on the first one after 2 hours.

Come on now.