Blunderstaind: Ritual of the Scam

Ennui again, anon?

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It's going to be lost to time in the sea of Good Tier.

>>382373495
Is Hollow Knight Godtier?

>>382373886
Yes? That's where it is.

>>382373886
No.
That image was made by a retard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kcsxz3awKIQ
Just so faggots can shut up

I've been playing CotM lately and these bosses are bullshit. Fucking Zombie Dragons. At least the giant goat thing was doable.

Do I have to grind for cards?

>>382374185
Zombie Dragons are bullshit. I feel like you're meant to do some grinding at that point, for cards and levels.

Bloodstained:
Slowly walking around a castle as a girl with two broken legs in no hurry to get anywhere simulator 2021

>>382374185
Iirc you can literally skip that boss. I did so by accident on my first playthrough

>>382374342
Here you go, faggot >>382374172

>>382374172
Alucard does not move like that. Alucard runs backward at incredibly high speed while jamming ninja stars into everything that moves. In a barren hallway like that Alucard would take the form of a bat and wing smash to cross the room in seconds.
Faggot.

>>382373064

I don't understand dedicated shitposters like this guy or Barneyfag or the Mexican Gwenposter

What drives them?

>>382373064
Stop forcing this meme and gtfo.

>>382374672

You're retarded

>>382374672
>Ignores how Miriam moves the same as Alucard
>Complaints always on how Miriam is "floaty" or "slow" when it's the exact same fucking speed
>Bat and Wolf forms are basic movements now

Miriam moves backwards as fast as Alucard and you bet your gay ass we'll get movement souls like in Aria or even different forms
Now fuck off faggot

>>382375000
Free time and wants Bloodstained to be the new MN.9. Some autists are attracted to the idea that a hyped game will be a failure

>>382374172
It looks great in 2D sprites and looks fucking awful as a 2.5D game.

>>382375418
Gameplay is ultimately what matters the most.

>>382375418
/thread

>>382373886
absolutely not

>>382375490
Slightly agree, but Bloodstaind's art and style is really off putting.

>>382375621
It looks fine to me. Sure it could be better, I hope they improve on it (the graphics got a lot better since they purged inticreates) but the way it is now is ok. Could be worse I guess.

It plays great, there's no sjw bullshit or drama in development and they're doing it at a steady pace.

>>382375000

I think it's the same force that kept people trying to recreate TORtanic threads, even with games that weren't failures.

>>382375134
I recall that one SOTN speedrunner saying Miriam's backdash is actually even better than Alucard's.

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>>382373495
>orginal Metroid
>anywhere but garbage tier
Shit African American, what are you doing? The game aged extremely poorly and is completely outclassed by its remake.

>>382375739
>there's no sjw bullshit or drama in development
I hope it stays that way. The nun that was shown off got mixed reactions from SJWs and I'm worried they would change her to appease them

>>382373886
Far from it
Faggots are hyping it way too much

>>382373886
Godtier? No, but it can be in great tier

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Remember to tweet questions #AskCurry to have director Curry the Kid answer them in the next update.

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>>382373495
>a motherfucking fan remake is on god tier
>original metroid is anywhere above meh
>metroid fusion is below metroid zero mission

This list was made by an actual retard

>>382374172
The problem is that this isn't 1996 anymore. People expect more impressive action and gameplay to compete with the long list of other ultra-cool platformers already on Steam.

Mighty No 9 had the same issue. Inafune just made a basic bitch mega man game where you jump and dash and it was boring.

Nostalgia isn't enough to make a game good. It has to evolve.

>>382377440
I did already, but I checked the previous updates and they were all #AskIGA though? I hope he doesn't ignore my question

>>382377736

Past updates have been only Ask Igas. Now they're giving Curry the kid some spotlight since he's the director. His update answering the questions will be the one next month.

>>382377717
> Inafune just made a basic bitch mega man game where you jump and dash and it was boring.

I don't remember having to dash into every single enemy to kill them in the megaman games.

>>382377736

what was your question?

>>382379603
>Thinking I'll reveal my question on /v/ where some autist will track me
no

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>>382381059
>scared of le 4chan internet hate machine

greetings reddit :)

>>382373064
Mad that Star Citizen is the real star of the scam heap?

>>382377440

I don't have a twitter. Someone ask me this:

>#AskCurry Has Unreal Engine been hard to work with?