Is there a videogame character that can defeat SCP-096?

>>382369127
Mario jump on head.
Yoshi eat him lol.

Given that most core SCPs are mary sues who have their bullshit powers updated to be even more retarded at the drop of a hat, probably not.

>>382369347
What about SCP-106?
I doubt any SCP would be able to get out of a pocket-dimension by force.

>>382369645
>I doubt any SCP would be able to get out of a pocket-dimension by force.
There's straight up a case for that for 682, IIRC. The one where they use that reality warping book on it.

>>382369127
The Dragonborn, if he can put a bucket on SCP-096's head.

>>382369127
SCP-096 document is kind of wage on the 'off state' vulnerability but the researcher responsible for the breach incident believes he can kill it.
So basically the whole problem is to sneak up to that fucker without looking at it's face so you don't trigger the killing rage making it invulnerable.

>>382370118
>SCP-682
I still fail to see what the fuck it actually is.
When I used to read a lot of it I came to the conclusion that it's a god, or an entity close to it.
It's probably the Mary Su of the Mary Su's

>>382369236
I wonder what the egg of SCP-096 would smell like haha

>>382370629
>When I used to read a lot of it I came to the conclusion that it's a god, or an entity close to it.
I vaguely remember one of those scenarios where they try to use the SCP who basically claims to be God on it. He can't see it (and it can't interract with him) and when he finds out what it was he's super pissed, saying 'it's not one of his', or something to that effect.
Whatever they were going for, it's high octane mary sue material at any rate. This is why you don't try to develop a setting with a collective bank of faggots who can't write to save their lives.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1XnhJ45nbs

>>382371029
Sheit, never read that one, think you can source it?

>>382371029
>>382370629

He was supposed to be the top tier of the SCP universe, but canonically there are a few SCP that can defeat him, one that can definitely kill him, and a few that probably could.

Mr. Magoo

>>382369127
scps are the lowest of low trash for 14 year olds who like to come up with edgy shit

>>382371216
The one that definitely kills him is the one that kills all live in the universe down to the cellular level, yeah?

>>382371252
lel

>>382371337
L337 poster, please tell us a better monster of the week series.

You're about to realize X-files was just as bad.

>>382371485

Yeah. Technically they could have dumped his ass off on the dead earth for shits and giggles, but he pretty much has tenure.

>>382371216
The only things that can kill him are whatever destroyed the parallel world when you cross into that cave in India, and something that can destroy it at a cellular level which is basically Thaumiel-tier. Hell, most Thaumiel stuff would probably be able to kill it since they end dimensions and worlds.

>>382371198
Have fun.

http://www.scp-wiki.net/tales-from-the-bright-side-chapter-one

>>382371216
>canonically there are a few SCP that can defeat him, one that can definitely kill him, and a few that probably could.
Considering that 343 doesn't even register it and that it's survived reality warping, that seems hard to believe. Which ones do you mean? I guess there's that one (or maybe a few) unavoidable world-ending SCPs, that one thing that's beyond universal, and the high-tier reality warping loli, but nothing else really springs to mind.

post SCP's
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3999
I like the way this one is written, even if the content itself is kinda cliche

>>382371827
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-079
Is best SCP, imagine if it got into an AMD Ryzen build.

>>382369127
Nothing, the interview on the scps webpage says in the first encounter with the scp forces 096 took nearly 6000 shots and survived, only some creature that has the ability to change the universe by will can kill 096.

>>382371785
>thaumiel tier
fuck off with that shit, 1 scp has that rating and the only reason it gets special snowflake status is because the writer is an oldboy admin

Doom guy.

Yes he can, fuck you.

>>382372257
Doom guy or Strange Journey Marine?

>>382372038
The reason 079 has not spread among the world is that because it has limited memory and no access to other electronics, any device that has internet connection can allow 079 the be one of the most dangerous scp's ever.

>>382372149
There is like a dozen Thaumiel objects already m8

>>382372149
There is more than 1 thaumiel tier scp on the webpage.


http://www.scp-wiki.net/system:page-tags/tag/thaumiel#pages

>>382371827
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-914
914 is my absolute favourite, I love reading the little experiment logs for it

>>382372359
>>382372474
I had it mixed up with apollyon which is also spreading from the one they first allowed, every other scp is going to have its own classification at this rate.

>>382371827
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-093
best SCP coming through

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>mfw I read literally all the articles with a rating over 100 at my new job where I basically do noting

The wiki is fucking great, how come there was this drama some years ago about a leddit takeover or whatever?

>>382372874
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3201
rly?

>>382370629
Originally it was just a really aggressive giant lizard that could regenerate almost any wound.

The problems started when people began writing different failed attempts at killing it. At first it was just stuff like "Well we tried shooting it with lasers but it regenerated too quickly", but then people started getting other SCPs involved. Some are used appropriately, others completely break the other SCP's rules because in a fair fight 682 would've died and they can't have that happen. Rather than clean the page up and establish a "no other keters" rule they just let the shit pile up to a ridiculous degree, and now it's a mary sue.

>>382372820
What even is apollyon? Last time I had a trawl through the wiki was when there were just the basic three classes. And the object classes page doesn't have an entry for "apollyon".

>>382373242
2317 as clef's special class

>>382373242
seems like every entry these days has some special snowflake classification
no one wants to write just simple weird objects that can do something disturbing or fucked up

>>382372820
>>382373242
Dunno which other ones there are, but I think this is the original:

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2317

It's cheesy in parts but overall I think it has a pretty decent effect. Pity there's so many end-of-reality SCPs now, this is probably one of the better ones.

>mfw reading about the SCP-loli that has to be repeatedly raped

>>382373461
I suppose when the given the choice between neat little spooky artifact or "le literally god" wish fulfillment shit unfortunately it seems most of the people contributing want to write the latter

>>382373767
There was a time when shit tier wish fulfillment articles were deleted or killed off in a comical way.

>>382372915
SCP originally was just an interesting little roleplaying thing where people came up with monsters, paranormal activities and stories surrounding them. Then reddit came along and turned it into a huge circlejerk on who can create the most over powered and/or edgiest entry, turning SCP as a whole into a joke to everyone except the most dedicated fans.

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>reading cool SCP
>they ruin it by adding this "deep" end of the world story or something like that.

>reading exploration logs of mysterious place SCP
>they ruin it by abruptly adding monsters at the end.

Looking at you Cabinet Maze and Minus Level. I was having fun until you ruined the ride.

>>382373759
What's the problem?
Because you have no face bro

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>>382374138
Whoops, here it is.

>>382374035
They should purge a great many SCP's, and I don't mean make new log entries where they "kill off" the entry, I mean just fucking delete it and pretend it never, ever existed, as things should be.

Also, has there ever been another SCP like K? He was one of the "killed off" Marie Sue SCP's. He was the bald guy with a monkey tail and red eyes with DBZ powers who kept making the SCP foundation his bitch, couldn't be contained without his permission, was super smart, powerful, the best fighter, beat up all the elite SCP squads, every woman wanted to fuck him, etc...

>>382373759
Which one was that?

>>382373461

The other problem is the classifications themselves are sorta vague and counter intuitive.

>Safe means it's understood, but might will be dangerous.
>Euclid means it not that understood and could be dangerous.
>Keter means it's not understood and really dangerous.

So 96 who can't be slowed, kills anyone who sees his face, and can't be contained when he is on the chase is labeled Euclid. Fine, you hide his picture and he sits in his box.

But 682 is also just a rage beast,
who can be contained once he breaks out, and only attacks randomly is keter. You find these inconsistencies all over the site.

Reminder that only SCPs that appear in the game are canon and the others are just bad creepypastas
most people think SCP is an excuse to make overpowered bullshit when in reality the best SCPs are the ones that focus on the containment and testing

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>>382369127
Godzilla was in some video games and Godzilla tanked a fucking blackhole once so probably Godzilla.

>>382373713
Why the fuck is this not Keter? Keter is for end of the world type shit, just like this, why the hell do need something above? Gonna doble end the world or what

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>>382374370
231.
>Procedure 110-Montauk is to be carried out at least once every 24 hours by Class D Personnel. During Procedure 110-Montauk, at least one Security Clearance 4/231 staff member must monitor the procedure by camera at all times, although the sound may be turned off if the vocalizations of SCP-231-7 become too distressing.

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>>382374524

>>382373759
>>382374138
>>382374370
>>382374524
>>382374595
http://www.scp-wiki.net/fear-alone
:^)

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>Not killing him in scores for shits and giggles

>>382373953
>tfw the concept of retiring SCP's in over the top ridiculous ways was retired
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/duke-till-dawn
the site OC's were actually alright where they were restricted to stuff like this

>>382374434
>most people think SCP is an excuse to make overpowered bullshit when in reality the best SCPs are the ones that focus on the containment and testing
The people writing SCPs now are as far away from the people who wrote the ones that spawned the website and the overall setting as you can get.

Think of an original SCP idea, its class, and containment procedure right now.

>>382374515
>Keter is for end of the world type shit
Keter is for anything that's difficult to contain and extremely dangerous, I get the impression Apollyon was their first attempt at an SCP that simply can't be dealt with. It's not just an end-of-world scenario, it's the defacto one that can't be prevented, it's inevitable. Hence half the article being smoke and mirrors about procedures supposedly intended to contain it but actually don't do anything. Probably that's what they were going for anyway.

>>382374515
Because it ends existence as we know it for everyone. It can bypass dimensions, you can't really contain it without another Devourer's body, it ended the life of everything in its own dimension, it required what essentially amounts to wizards to even think of a way to contain it and execute it, and it's an inevitable doom with no way out at all in the next century.

Keter just ends that current dimension's existence/leads to the mass death and extinction of humanity, and you can most likely still use the body cloning SCP to repopulate the earth and fix the problem for tons of the Keters.

Both Vanilla Ice and Okuyasu from JoJo's are in videogames so yeah

>>382370118
the book about the friendly monster that can kill SCP-682

>>382369127
uchiha madara

>>382371620
Miami Vice cause man is the real monster.

>>382373713
There's also 3999 and one of the 001 proposals as apollyon.

>>382375103
>>382375124
And what about stuff like this?
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3125
Everything is royally fucked and they can't even be aware of it without everyone dying
Still Keter

>>382374408

I thought they were pretty clear. Safe means that is completely understood; any damage done by it is more a case of someone hurting themselves using it rather than it hurting them. Euclid means that it is dangerous but only in specific circumstances. Keter means that is exists solely to fuck your shit up and will do so at any opportunity. There are correlations with how well the SCP is understood, how hard it is to contain etc but really the classifications are just a shorthand for how much it wants to kill you.

>>382375539
There are some pretty harmless Keter however, they're just hard as fuck to contain and would make the rest of humanity aware of all the bizarre stuff going on

what one of the 001 proposals do you think is the real (best) one

i like the factory

>>382375824
I used to like the angel because I was an edgy sperg but more recently I've come to like the road that keep spiralling up

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>>382369127
Dovakiin

>>382375960
Angel is the worst one, so fucking boring

>>382371216
>but canonically there are a few SCP that can defeat him, one that can definitely kill him, and a few that probably could.
I'm confused. When did the whole SCP thing become fucking Dragon Ball Z? I haven't looked at those pages since around 2010.

>>382376094
yeah that's why I went off it
I'm a sucker for bible stuff though, because a lot of the old testament was metal as fuck

Spoonfeed me, whats a SCP?

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>There is a 001 proposal based on The God Machine.

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>>382371827
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1983
Fucking metal. D Class #14134 is the Doomguy of the SCP world.

>>382376207
Originally
>spooky shit
Nowadays
>Edgy Mary Sue shit

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>>382372257
fucking this how did it take so long to even come up

>>382375510
That's still an End-of-the-World scenario, it's not an End-of-Existence scenario. It only kills that specific dimension's human life, and even then it seems like you could just rely on the cloning SCP to remake humanity since they would have no knowledge of the memetic 3125 and continue again. Appolyon is death for everything, in your universe, in parallel universes, in different existences, everything and you have no method at all to contain it once it unleashes itself.

>>382375510
Well 2317 was written a while back. There's been a whole bunch more of K-class SCPs (too many, really) added since then. The great thing about 2317 is that only the top brass of the association are even allowed to know that containing it is fucking pointless and that everyone is fucked, whilst varying levels of contrived bullshit are fed to lower level operatives to keep up the impression that everything is fine. That one doesn't have the same novelty, despite being functionally the same kind of scenario, so it kind of hurts 2317 retroactively. Pity, really. Also, it probably should be Apollyon too, if that's what the definition is.

>>382376320
>no one made a doom wad based on this
if we can get a budget horror game we can definitely get this

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SCP is some truly autistic shit
It's just a bunch of teenagers larping and writing shitty fanfiction

>NO NO MY SCP IS INFINITE GOD INFINITE POWER
>NO NO BUT MY SCP IS INFINITE + 1 [DELETED]LOL!
>NO BUT MINE IS ABLE TO WARP THE WORLD AND SHIET
>SHIEEEET BRO ARE YOU DR FRIEDRE?
>SHIEEEE
>SHIEEEEEE *HITS BLUNT*

>>382376236
The Broken God?

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>that SCP that's just an alternate dimension that a scientist got stuck in due to an accident that made it so he slowly decayed over the course of a few years but couldn't die

>>382376545
>Creature with near god-like powers
>somehow contained in a lead room because lead is cryptonite to spookies

>>382376545
I remember when it was basically just a collection of really short horror story/concepts. Why do autists insist on ruining everything with power levels and one upmanship.

>>382376425
If I had any sort of talent, I'd make it.

>>382376545
some of it can be fun

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2521

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>>382369127
ez

>>382376639
Don't forget soundproof walls and hospital beds can apparently contain most humanoid ones.

>>382376616
Fuck that was depressing. Imagine floating for years in literally nothing, slowly ceasing to be and you can't even kill yourself

>>382375021
Patient Zero of a deadly bacterium, low oxygen/sealed/decompression room 24/7 as to prevent its development and possible spread due to specific factors and enviroment that may help it sustain itself.
I'm not good at these.

>>382376895
that's called life

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>Still no Sim-Hospital esque base builder where you have to manage an SCP foundation
>Hire staff that will inevitably die and facilitate research

>>382376895
>after like 10 years the dimension he was in collapses and he's brought back to the real world
>his wife sees what became of him
literally liqufied

>>382376545
Explain to me how any of your points apply to something like this
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-342

1. S. 2. MS. 3. Or. 4. Dis. 5. Res. 6. Duke. 7. Rage. 8. UDF 9. BC 0. GT5.

>>382377167
I'm not reading your fanfic Dr Kekistan

>>382376368
>>382372257
god doomfags are fucking aids

>>382376812
OP said video game character. Even if they are in a video game, they are from /a/.

>>382376545
That's why these days most of the better ones just take the piss.

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1370

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>that SCP that's just a god trapped in a skateboarding salamander

>>382377282
Not an argument.

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>>382376613
Yes

>>382376545
This, fuck SCP autism, same level as MLP.

>>382377375
Go shill your fanfic elsewhere

>>382377102
Someone tried in 2d
Saw it come by the steam explore queue earlier
It sucked according to reviews

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>>382377080
link me that shit dude

>>382377453
But I didn't write that, and I'm asking how any of your generalizations applies to that SCP.

>>382377167
It seems as thought that article was created before the website turned to shit.

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>that one time they brought an O5 back to life
>he told them he was concious all this time
>he felt being dead; undescribable agony, every second felt like an eternity
>as his body decomposed the sensation was multiplied
>it only got worse over time with no end in sight
>wanted to classify death as an SCP but decided to keep it secret so that everyone wouldn't go crazy
Wee bit unsettling that was

>>382377501
oops
meant to reply to >>382377330

>tfw half the current NPC's could be joke ones because they're so fucking stupid
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-666-j

>>382373176
The reason for that is because faggots were constantly writting and submitting self insert "OMG mai SCP is liek uber it can kill 682 without even luking and it's totally god for realz."

So what they have done with 682 is that is "can't be killed" and anything that could potentially kill it they would never try because it MIGHT not kill it and then 682 gets stronger.

682 is basically a bullshit barrier, anything you think is so amazing and powerful probably isn't and even if it is it will never be used so actually your self insert anime waifu is just a poorly written 1 dimensional fap bait so we're free to remove and rewrite it.

Kirby

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>>382377578
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2014
Truly the gnarliest

>>382371827
The one about the old basketball match VHS tape is pure kino.

>>382377628
The ones that are purposely jokes are amazing.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-safe-j
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-504

>>382375021
SCP whatever-the-fuck
Object class: euclid (easily neutralized)
Object can be contained by locking it in a cell. Object whatever-the-fuck is a small, physically unimposing teenage boy with a disfigured face, who has become immortal. this is due to the tupla-like effect that the belief in his invulnerability has had. Those who believe in him are either foolish children, or edgy teenage virgins with exceptionally low IQs. Object is considered to only be dangerous in the most generous of terms despite his insistence that he has killed many times before now, victims including his family. Personnel are permitted to back hand the subject to shut him up if he becomes an issue.
Plot twist, the shitty weak teenage immortal is Jeff the Killer

>>382377698
>kino
Fucking cancer.

>>382377642
Thought they had janitors for entries that are OP-as-fuck or mary sue self-inserts.
They even have a joke entry that parodies a self-insert.

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>>382369127
Kirby

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>>382377698
>The players are ritually sacrificed and their bodies are subsequently displayed on the arena's "Jumbo-tron"
I'm losing my shit

Holy shit guys, I think I found /v/.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-999-j

>>382377878
This post is pure ludo desu.

>>382371827
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-504
The best one to be in an animated series of it exists.

>>382377931
>They even have a joke entry that parodies a self-insert.
have a link for this one? Sounds fun.

>>382377750
>tomato broke the sound barrier and killed the subject
fucking masterpiece

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>>382374524
>mfw they don't actually rape the little girl and instead freak everyone out so trick the demon inside her to thinking that something extremely horrible is happening to the girl

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http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2053

What game would you transform yourself into in order to communicate with your autistic son, /v/?
Hard mode: no minecraft.

>>382378014
We acknowledge your declaration that you are top reddit meme kid at the reddits.

>>382369127
They have a containment room for 682, so he can't be all-powerful.

Why don't they just put that room on a rocket, and launch said rocket into the sun? Who the fuck cares if he survives it, he aint getting out. The escape velocity at the surface of the sun is +600 kilometers per second.

>>382377750
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-666-j

My fav.

>>382378176
Fucking kino

>>382376148
It was for a while, but it's gotten better in that regard. Hell things like 343 and 682 are "heritage SCPs" meaning that they'd be deleted if they weren't old entries.

>>382378237
Shibba-dibby.

>>382378312
Into my kinography this one goes.

>>382377102
>No Space Station 13 custom server where you run the SCP foundation

>>382378125
Nice cop out

>>382374524
Is she in the game, at least as a mod? Asking for a friend.

>>382377283
fuck off you nigger dick sucking contrarian kike.

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>>382377656
holy shit how have I not heard of this SCP

What if you look at a picture of his face in space?

>>382378559
He jumps

>>382371787
The few scp that can defeat him are usually planet or universe destroyers, and there is only handful of those, they try to cull those unless well written and well contained.

One that can kill 682 is a spc locked in another dimension that can destroy life in the entire universe on a conceptual level. Ghosts, AIs, and everything else died. Possibly even the afterlife got erased.

>>382378383
Diddley-dingy.

I'm trying to remember some creepy pasta about a list, a some sort of to-do list to save the earth or something.
Each list element started with "One must go to nearest psychological clinic and ask the receptionist x, which they will respond y." Sadly, that's all I remember atm.
Can someone help me here?

>>382375021
>>382375021
SCP-4091
Designation: "Old Scratch"
Class: Elucid
Containment Protocols: SCP-4091 is contained in a 12x12x12 meter room with concerete walls and floor, the ceiling is military grade bulletproof glass from [REDACTED] used for observation, all staff are to remain at least 1 meter away from the glass at all times following [REDACTED] and the subsequent termination of _ class D personnel
Descpription: SCP-4091 resembles a human male aged 60-70 years old with short grey hair and slight facial hair, subject has been estimated to stand between 6 foot 9 inches and 7 foot 3 inches depending on his posture (note up close examintations are forbidden since [REDACTED] see accident report ___
A trio of large claws extends from SCP-4091's right arm merging with its hand and fingers
the claws appear to be comprised of a mix of bone, bronze, and steel however no proper testing has ever confirmed this theory.
Expert for containment report __-[REDACTED]
"for fuck sake's people I don't care what it's made out of stay away from the glass!" ~Former research head [REDACTED]
SCP4091 was located in [REDACTED] National park after several unsuccessful attempts to catpure it in [REDACTED]
casualty reports indicate the loss of teams [spoiler__] and [REDACTED]
Expert from [REDACTED]
"and the thing was jyst standing there in the woods like a deer in the headlights; never mind he was covered in what was left of [REDACTED]'s squad. we got the [REDACTED] on him and got him in the truck, for whatever reason he let us take him... maybe he was full."

Please not that following Containment Breach 4F-____ a _____ spotlight is to be shone on SCP4091 at all times

>>382378559
I believe they tried something to that effect a few times.

Results vary from "will get as close to you as possible and wait" to "will start flying"

>>382378707
Please no

>>382378840
The Holders series. it's very repetitive.

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>>382374709
>it was a trick
Jesus, they can't write for shit, can they?

>>382375021
A painting that makes you more and more inspired the more you look at it. You feel compelled to write down the idea in your head, and when you write it the idea comes into existence.
It's safe, and they contain it in a box.

>>382378276
I still don't know why they never deleted the reality warping loli entry, even though it caused such a fucking mess.

>that guy in orbit around earth
>his spacesuit is infested with an SCP that will fuck up earth if it lands
>he keeps himself in the air through sheer force of will
absolute madman
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1959

>>382378934
Thanks anon, appreciate it.

>>382378049
These are both pretty close to that
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-777-j
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-10101-j

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>>382378805
There was also an anti-matter gun that could destroy him partially, but the way the gun works it can only destroy a certain amount of him at once, and he just grew back what was destroyed.

>>382371787
The Hateful Star can kill it. Probably not "canon" as such as we can use that term here, but in a log set in the future, The Hateful Star reaches Earth long after it has died, and the Lizard is still there, whereupon the Hateful Star destroys it.

>>382378049
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-777-j
dorkblade

>>382378959
Pretty sure it got grandfathered in along with the other really old ones. But yeah it should be deleted, way too OP.

>>382375021
A literal south american crochet forum that turns whatever concepts get discussed/mentioned on it into reality, placed randomly across the continent. Grandma wants to make a bunch of unicorn scarfs for her family? A herd of unicorns tramples plantations across rural Brazil. Auntie wishes liberals would fuck off after a protest causes damage to monuments and buildings in Argentina? Hundreds of people dissapear after a bunch of gay parades get wiped off the map.

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>>382369127
SCP was permanently ruined when it was colonized by Reddit, sorry for bringing up the boogyman. They insist on making everything so fucking serious and the number one rule these days is _literally_ NO FUN ALLOWED!! God damn I wish SCP was still a /b/ / /x/ thing. None of the original writers are still even active anymore. Why do you think Series 1 has a ton of funny, silly, and creative SCPs while Series 3 (and now 4) are always about REALITY WARPING EXTRADIMENSIONAL EXTRAUNIVERSAL BEINGS WITH INFINITE POWER AND CAN EVEN KILL SCP-682!!!!! SPOOKY IMAGE!!!!!!

It's a marvel the 50 or so regulars they hold on to haven't all driven themselves crazy in that tiny little IRC chat

Anyways post spookiest SCP

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>>382378971

>>382378959
I would appreciate it if you deleted this

>tfw no more lament and dodridge
http://www.scp-wiki.net/peanuts

http://www.scp-wiki.net/log-of-anomalous-items

Better than most of the site

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>>382379203
>No fun allowed
> one of the most top rated new pages this month is literally a meme

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3078

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>>382377656
>I gotta be honest, doc-o. Every rule has its exception. And the exception for me was skating, because in all my aeons I've never seen something so far out. I used to think you guys were all a bunch of flakes who I would gladly destroy once I became powerful enough. But now I know better.

>>382376616
Which one is this?

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>>382379113
>Hateful Star
Oh yeah, I forgot about that thing. Kind of dumb, but it's creepy that it responds to being looked at immediately, it's reactions somehow interfering with the speed of fucking light.

>>382379349
Why? Mary Sue lolis and bad narrative needs to be remembered, if only so it can be avoided in the future.

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>>382379112

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>>382377656
>winged carnivorous eggs that never stop singing Spice Girls songs

This SCP is so dumb but I love it

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>>382377283

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>>382379112
>>382379130
>He is to stay in a room resembling a Japanese dojo with a tank of sharks, except the tank is in the floor.
>Darkblade is sitting on a bed of roses, wearing black jeans and a black t-shirt he purchased from Hot Topic.
>Darkblade: Indeed. "You, thou homely succubus, will become my concubine. Is that objectionable?"
Amazing.

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>it's a SCP thread
Fuck you guys, i actually wanted to play some vidya tonight.

>>382379375
That was surprisingly sad, good meme tho

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>>382377656

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>that one tale that went off the deep end and brought in giant mechs, dragons, magic swords and wizards
There's nothing better on that fucking site

>>382375021
>SCP idea
A gorilla like figure, like the Librarian's from metro, with bullet proof skin and advanced regeneration; cannot regenerate at night, but if it were killed at that time it would reform when the sun comes up.
>its class
Non-dangerous? Whatever they called it.
>containment procedure
New reading material it has never seen before; quality doesn't matter so they could have the staff write absolute nonsense on the spot to keep it contained. If it were to run out of material it would wonder around until it found some. It enjoys conversation but will not stop reading while talking, though it is capable of giving full attention to both activities.

>>382379112
>Soon after his arrival SCP-10101 began hanging out with all the coolest characters, including Dr. Clef, Dr. Gears, Dr. Kondraki, Kain Pathos Crow, Dr. Bright, Dr. Rights, agent Strelnikov, agent Yoric, etc.
kek

>>382379941
Wasn't that the one where Clef and Gears had to kill a grown up 239?

>>382378165
Sonic Adventure 2

>>382378934
Did it ever end? I remember this one that gave me a massive fucking erection where a loli grows a huge throbbing demon penis before dying.

>active SCP thread filled with people who've obviously read a ton of the wiki
>on /v/ of all places
?????????
even /x/ hasn't had an SCP thread like this in some time

>>382377656
>See if you can find some time to go skating with me. I can teach you wicked moves if you're in the mood.

rad as fuck

this is really fucking good
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1968
I really really like ones like this

The only good SCO from the new series is the IKEA one where you just can't get out. As much as I loved the older ones there is a noticeable drop in quality. But honestly it's to be expected since there's fucking 3000 of them now.

>>382370701
>tfw almost no one on /v/ recognizes this meme anymore

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>>382369127
vivec can defeat every video game character except for a select few others, because vivec has CHIM. CHIM allows Vivec to unmake anyone that could ever potentitally threaten him to the point that they never existed in the first place. Only another CHIM user can cancel out CHIM, and then there is still the matter of actual combat after that.

>>382380043
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/incident-239-b-clef-kondraki
it's probably this one. shit went fucking bananas the longer it went on
it would have been a disaster if they hadn't put the twist where the entire incident happened because she assumed clef would kill her if she disobeyed orders

>>382379664
shit taste tho

Some of the SCPs of the Project Heimdallarefucking good, I really like this one http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2669

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp809termination
>that decomission story where they set up a chat room to brainstorm kill ideas
I love stuff like this

I dislike how a lot of the newer SCPs try way too hard to frighten the reader

>>382380545
SCP's are creepypasta autism, i hope you are trolling and don't actually think any of them are quality writing.

>>382375021

SCP-First available number

Class:Safe

Special Containment Procedure: SCP-FAN is to be kept locked in a shipping container at site REDACTED until further notice.

Description: SCP-FAN consists of SCP-FAN(1) and SCP-FAN(2). SCP-FAN(1) resembles a mall display stand, appears to be painted particleboard measuring 4 feet high and a 1.5'x1.5' perimeter. A red button protruding out of the top of stand with the words "Press Me" engraved on it. A cable terminating in a REDACTED style plug is stapled onto the side. SCP-FAN(2) consists of three similar REDACTED television screens roughly REDACTED sizes. Seeing how REDACTEDnever made televisions and the fact that REDACTED until roughly five years after first knowledge of SCP-FAN, that it is assumed to be part of the anomaly. The televisions are tied to a rusted chicken wire fence with what appears to be zip-ties, however the televisions themselves appear to be in good quality. At the base of the chicken wire is a three prong power adapter with four available slots.

Retrivial: First knowledge came in 1998 when a level two field team were doing a routine "folklore" check in REDACTED region and followed a rumor of a haunted house with a scarier display than the maze. Presenting as writers for REDACTED the owner of SCP-FAN was quick to sell it. Allegedly the owner acquired itREDACTED into a dead end.

Properties: Preliminary examination of the stand show there is no internal mechanisms and the televisions have no buttons. Noted anaomlies: The televisions and stand show no response to being powered solo. When plugged into any standard outlet the button lights up and the Television screens turn on, but only if all four objects are plugged in. The television displays what appears a security camera feed of SCP-FAN(1) from three different angles.

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>>382380630
At least something like this would never fly on the wiki

>>382380296
the best threads about something are never on their designated boards

>>382379856
i can name a list of characters that can fuck doomguys shit.
Sam Stone(serious sam)
Master chief(halo)
Bitterman(quake 2)
Samus aran(Metroid)
that list goes on. Doomfags are fucking delusion all because muh demons even though there piss weak and would get their shit stomped in by the characters i've listed.

>that SCP that is a really religious christian girl that must drink semen to survive, gets hurt by most things so she can't even wear clothes and every man that sees her wants to rape her
>except that fucking mary sue Clef that isn't affected by that
Who the fuck wrote this shit.

>>382380681
Too much redacted!!!

>>382380630
How is it not good writing?

>>382380756
It would be a top tier -j

>>382374276
>They should purge a great many SCP's
Problem with that is some of them (e.g. 682 and 076) are so old they've been referenced God knows how many times in other SCP pages and whatnot.

>>382370701
haha

>>382380681
When powered off, the button on SCP-FAN is easily pressed with no noticeable results. However when fully powered SCP-FAN produces feelings of dread directly proportional to the intent to pressing the button. See testing log[This took longer than expected, mostly we're going to be funny attempts to press the button but only attempts made without a living human worked] for attempted results. The displays on the Television are not accurate to what is currently happening to SCP-FAN and each suggest a different thing. See log [Basically the right screen implied pushing the button swapped one reality for a completely similar reality, but the person who pushed the button looked nothing like the person making the attempt. Similar for the left but they randomly were killed. Center screen showed someone almost exactly like the current pusher, but with minor differences, nothing happens when they push the button.]

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>>382369127
Casual Homer
Prove me wrong

>>382380849
because it resembles an edgy 12 year old's deviantart fanfic to describe his OC DONUT STEEL, it's absolute tripe that elevates itself to a faux platform of "higher reading" by throwing in big words here and there, or [REDACTING] half the shit because the writer is a hack

>>382380403
I recognize it, I didn't reply because the meme is retarded

>>382381068
You didn't even try reading the one I posted.

The Lombardi Tales are the best thing to come out of the SCP Foundation.

Prove me wrong.

>>382381121
why would i, when i already have read many of them when creepypasta was new, and formed my own opinion: I don't like them

Would you eat a piece of shit because someone told you to try it, it's new and you haven't even tried it yet?

>>382381121
I read it and it's shit, prove me wrong.

>>382381068
Many of them are exactly this yes but there's some really fun ones. But there's several thousand of them at this point, they're pretty much creatively bankrupt.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/568220/Lobotomy_Corporation__Monster_Management_Simulation/


the fuck is this shit

>>382380545
The biggest problem this and many other SCPs have is that they can be used for civilization grade munchkinry: FTL, limitless energy, matter creation, perfect replicators, time travel, causality breakers. And the wiki fails to provide any logical reason why aren't they used to their full potential.

>>382381068
Okay can you show me where any of your generalizations apply to something like this one.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-342

>>382381204
Antimemetic division is THE best thing to come out of SCP wiki

>>382381287
A game that I need to play.

>>382381317
It's D-grade schlock dude, i won't bother explaining

>>382380630
All creepypastas are fucking shit-tier autism anon.
In the ocean of shit that creepypasta communities are, the SCP foundation is the only one that actually pretends to have standards.
Fuck you for not realising that all creepypastas are shit and that your tastes are shit and that absolutely nothing about what you liked was ever quality shit, pseudo-elitist newfag retard. Liking creepypastas already qualified you for the special olympics sweetie, no need to try so hard for the gold.

>>382381317
>here, we know you don't like SCP's but read this entire retarded thing and waste even more of your time
No. I don't care.

>>382381292
Very few of them do any of that without some kind of disasterous side effect, that's why.

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>>382381441
I said creepypastas were autism in my post >>382380630. Improve your reading comprehension, bix nood.

>>382380756
>how did mcdonald's end up like this?

Just gets better every time i read it

>>382371216
There's this one SCP that I can't remember if it was a joke one or not, but it was this driver who manages to utterly destroy any vehicle he pilots on the way to whatever destination. Does not matter what vehicle it is, he will be the only survivor on his route.

The only reason why they haven't used this fact to kill off the lizard is because they have yet to create a vehicle that can properly contain it for transport.

>>382381430
What do you mean by D-grade schlock? Why won't you bother explaining? And how is it what you described?

>>382381480
Fine I'll give you a brief summary. It's basically a phenomenon of where a ticket for any transportation makes that passenger unable to exit that transportation forever.

>>382381483
Even one is enough to jumpstart scientific and technical research. And the Foundation has access to several spare universes for experimentation.

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>>382381380
My favourite tale/canon
>that ending

>>382381605
Can't remember the number but that one's called Dr Gerald's driving skills

>>382381697
How dare you speak to me

REMINDER that tales>SCP article

>tfw most of the SCPs are something out to kill/hurt you
>very few of them are "good" like this one
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1230

Where are all the nice SCPs? The only ones I know are this and 999

>>382381605
This is me in games

>>382381292
The Foundation doesn't do that simply because [REDACTED]

Not a really satisfactory answer but it's what we have

>>382375021
>Idea:
SCP that manifests itself as infectious disease which induces paranoia. It's hard to know if you have it or not.

The disease can only transmit to people who are afraid of catching it.

Symptoms involve people taking extreme measures to avoid anyone who they suspect is infected with the disease.

>Class:
Euclid

>Containment:
Infected individuals are to be executed and incinerated at temperatures of no less than 1,000 Kelvin in order to prevent the spread of the disease. Large settlements suspected of having the disease are to be quarantined and (something something redacted).

>>382381870
There is a literal spiderbro
He died;_;

>>382379531
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3001

>>382375021
A pillow SCP that absorbs toxins from your body while you sleep on even number dates, but releases them on odd number dates.

>>382381723
But which one? I guess you could chalk it to bad writing but most have side-effects, are tied to an entity that may not cooperate, etc.

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>>382379368
> Notes: Research my @!$. He's just using the damned thing to cheat on his sneak attack damage. - Dr. Morgan

>>382381592
You still are a pseudo-elitist faggot and qualified for the special olympics, retard.
Come on, what do (you) like? Movies? Video games? FUCKING LOVECRAFT NOVELS? What IS there about (you) that makes you more noticeable than the regular kind of mentally impaired person? Why do you somehow think (you) are more valuable than any other lowly human being of your utterly shit-tier kind? Why does talking to you feel like punching a spoonful of pure unadultered CONTEMPT into my autistic son?

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Why would the SCP Foundation store in-depth data of all this secret shit on a fucking public website which anyone can edit? Has this ever been touched upon? It really breaks my autism.

>The SCP that's an IKEA pocket dimension inhabited by people who end up in there and monsters who look like IKEA employees that go berserk at night like Maze Runner

How does SCP make such stupid ideas work so well?

>>382381996
>1000 kelvin
what a weak fire, can't even melt copper

The problem with SCP is that there are now so many entries that any idea you might have right now has more likely than not been done or is at least comparable to another entry unless you make yours super weird and bizzare

>>382380630
Some of them are. Not all of the writers are the same person, and not all ideas are good or bad.

>>382381870

I wrote this >>382380681
>>382380972 as one of the probably harmless "pointless pranks" SCP

>>382382313
I mean it's only meant to completely purge organic material.

>>382380821
Sounds like that one where some young girl is pregnant with some demon that could end the world if born but will stay in her if it feeds off of fear from people. The original story had D class rape her every day while others watched/listened to her and the demon fed off that fear. The girl was also given amnesiacs to make her forget the rape so every one was just as bad to her as the last. Eventually someone updated the page to have an alternate procedure where she doesn't actually get raped but the witnesses think she is so the demon gets the fear but nothing bad is really happening. I can't remember what SCP this was, so if someone does know and wants to link it that would be great.

>>382382505
Fear alone

I'm a big fan of the cave where everything is dead and the one about the potato world. Anyone more like those?

>>382382282
http://www.scp-wiki.net/sandrewswann-s-proposal kappa

>>382382282
Curb your autism. Some of the logs on pages say they require some really high level of clearance to read but you just click it and it opens. You gotta have at least a little suspension of disbelief

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All three of them

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>>382380756
>I didn't even have time to eat fries.

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2237
This is so fucking good god fucking shit
those additional documents hnnnng

I have never understood what this SCP think is.
I mean, I get that it's /x/ fags giving personalities to pictures of creepy statues and dead animals and shit, but I can't fathom why it's so popular and why people have a borderline encyclopedic knowledge about them.

>>382382505
Did they really pussy out with SCP-231? One of the best things about it was how the Foundation treats this girl's brutal rape as a procedure all according to plan.

>>382382282

It's an SCP last time I checked. Like the website is an SCP that just puts up all their data and they aren't sure how to contain other than drug anyone who digs to deep with the information they find.

>someday we will probably get a low budget tv show based on scp stories
>it will probably feature all the world breaking bullshit that killed scp for me
>or a workplace comedy

fuck scp

>>382382884
Yep, 231 was great, it went to show how dedicated the Foundation is.

>>382381287

Looks casual

You guys remember that SCP game that was made? Has it been updated recently?

>>382374524
>Don't believe it when they say they're trying to save her. Why would they bother? They've got exactly what they want exactly where they want it.
owo
almost missed it

>>382382878
:why it's so popular
People like it because making creepy and weird shit up is fun.
>and why people have a borderline encyclopedic knowledge about them.
Because it's all cataloged in the site in a easy-to-read manner.

>>382383087
It's shit

>>382382938
It's a joke SCP

>>382380403
well, it's a shit meme..
haha

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>>382377628
holy fuck i haven't laughed this hard in years

>>382380821
I think most of the problems with SCP are with the human SCPs. Like camera girl or tsundere invisible girl.

>>382383234
Do not insult iris k thanks

>>382375021
It's a set of six-sided dice. Rolling it in the context of a game, any game, will cause it to roll against the favor of the player, and alter reality in a short range around it. This ranges from traditional board games to simple bets. For instance, saying "I need to roll anything but 1" will result in a roll of one, but at the same time, "I win if this table we're playing on doesn't ignite, I win" causes the dice to vibrate at such a rapid speed it could light fire to a wooden table. It only operates a short distance away from the vicinity of the players, so saying "I win if this world leader is still alive" or "It's my game if the sun doesn't extinguish itself" have no effect.

Object Class: Safe
Containment procedure: stick it in a box dude

>>382377750
SCP-10101 is my favourite

>>382383321
your scp waifu is shit and so are you

Ya'll wan't a real NICE SCP. Read this and don't stop. It's a good one.

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1875

>>382382884
they never really pussied out with it. it seems like a lot of people forgot that Procedure 110-Montauk was never meant to be explained. The author of the article described it as 'worse than rape' but never came out and said it. The whole point of SCP-231 is to imply the foundation is willing to go far beyond moral and ethical hangups to contain threats
similar to how the tidus laugh was supposed to sound like that, SCP-231 was never meant to be explained

>>382376320
>Kingdom Hearts SCP

>>382380756
I wish people would stop posting this. It's satire.

>>382383321
iris is a shit waifu

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1795
;~;
My favourites are the ones with happy endings

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http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-000
highlight it

>Ctrl+F "and I'm not talking about"
>0 results
Disappointing.

>>382383562
Well, you ruined it.

>>382375021
An canvas that when you paint a landscape on it, can have people travel to that landscape like a portal.

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>>382383708
>mfw

>>382382505
>>382382884
I just reread it and I don't know what you guys are taking about. It still heavily implies horrible rape.

>>382380780
>Master chief(halo)
no

>>382369127
It's said to be invulnerable to conventional means when ragetriggered, but considering the wide range of vidya powers and how SCP touts itself as realistic low scifi horror fantasy steeped in science - at least old SCP did before its community took the road of NeoGAF and RPGNet - it's difficult to say if he'd be stronger than anything else.

Plus you could send a stealthy or blind character at him and kill him.

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>have a look at SCP-012
>find this post from one of the site founders
>now every SCP and their mom is on some kind of kill list and everything is a universe level extinction threat
Only the first series is great, and series two was pretty good. Season three and four are a mess.

>>382377628
>>382379112
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-001-ex-j

>>382384162
lore wise not gameplay wise

>>382381605
just give him a giant saddle

>>382383708
How many layers of hidden text can you find without looking at the source code?

http://www.scp-wiki.net/memetics-and-infohazards-division-orientation

>>382381605
>the lizard

One of the endings is him getting a special nuclear device used against him that kills him, but it's one of the hardest endings to get in the SCP game. Highly concentrated acids also stop his regeneration process. The lizzan isn't really as invincible as people think. He's Jason basically. Killable, but very hard to kill.

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>>382377628
>A research team hypothesized that rollerblades are, technically, vehicles. We tested their hypothesis by having Gerald skate into the ORIA's headquarters in Tehran. They were right.
>ORIA stands for Office For The Reclamation of Islamic Artifacts

>>382382884
>Don't believe it when they say they're trying to save her. Why would they bother? They've got exactly what they want exactly where they want it.

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>series 4 horror contest
>multiple SCPs that destroy the world in their articles
>including an SCP that is literally just the sun
makes me glad the giant eel won of all things

>>382384854
without looking at the source code I found the two blacked out bits of text, the [REDACTED] bit, the two blacked out bits inside the redacted bit, the blank line on the second last paragraph and the hidden footnote

>that SCP that's a hell farm house where a D-class went in and rip-and-teared everything to the point it got decommissioned

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>Do not follow the little girl
>Symbols have been compromised

Hmmmmm

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>>382385319
See >>382376320

>rereading the Top SCP list
>all this new shit they've added to old articles

SCP 1000 links to a whole new website for fucks sake.

>>382378953
>>382374524
>>382373759
It's said by the author it's not rape and.possibly worse.

http://scpclassic.wikidot.com/
irregular reminder that the old articles are available to read in all their glory

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>>382385478
>do not follow the little girl

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>>382385493
>SCP 1000 links to a whole new website for fucks sake.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1000

>>382385313
There's also some hidden text when you mouseover certain words and paragraphs both in the main article and the footnote.

>that SCP that turns people into divine beings if you can sing along to the birthday song correctly

OP as fuck

>>382383968
http://www.scp-wiki.net/fear-alone

>>382375824
The Keter-Nullification experiments

>>382375824
Broken God, I guess.

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>>382385186
They should have made a rule about end of the world/universe/reality SCP's. As in, don't fucking make them.

I wish you stupid fucks would take the time to understand that admins cracked down on X-men bullshit years ago, after the game got popular. Shit like Abel are remnants, and reminders to never make your shit more "badass" than these things.

>>382369127
>Is there a videogame character that can defeat SCP-096?
any blind character i guess

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>>382386223

>>382379870
>spongebob

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1808

>>382385921
What about 2317, which has the same Scarlet King theme and says that the breaking of the seventh seal is inevitable?

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>>382386418
Not him but what's so hard to understand about that?

>>382380314
I hate the wall of text ones. I need a short summary.

>>382375824
The Lock.
I also liked the idea of a single underlying principle below all SCPs from Spiral Path but the explanation about Foundation creating all SCPs just didn't work

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Favorite SCP's?

015 - Pipe Nightmare
017 - Shadow Person
060 - Infernal Occult Skeleton
079 - Old AI
078 - The Stairwell
080 - The Boogieman
093 - Red Sea Object
106 - The Old Man
173 - The Sculpture
186 - To End All Wars
201 - Empty World
261 - Pan-dimensional Vending Machine
249 - The Random Door
432 - Cabinet Maze
616 - The Vessel and The Gate
701 - The Hanged King's Tragedy
823 - Carnival of Horrors
895 - Camera Disruption
993 - Bobble the Clown
1165 - Minus Level
1283 - Radio Panic
1315 - The Hardest Game
1395 - Cave Apparition
1432 - Doll DVD
1437 - A Hole to Another Place
1440 - The Old Man From Nowhere
1456 - You've Won!
1461 - House of The Worm
1480 - Bus #64
1548 - The Hateful Star
1981 - Ronald Regan Cut Up While Talking
2018 - The Museum of You
2400 - Temporal Dilation Facility

>>382386521

Not him, but I assume that the x-men are gone but it's super infested with galactus now, and he is wondering how that is an improvement.

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>>382385478
>POST YFW WHEN SYMBOLS HAVE BEEN COMPROMISED

>>382375824
Past and Future was the most recent one when last I looked and I liked it a lot, though there were some weak bits.
The writer really knew how to combine professional-seeming documentation and religious-esque events. Plus the part with the baseball game was great.

>>382375824
Don't think it's the "real" one but I like the one from the perspective of the FBI

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>>382386223
True, but there's still a massive influx of doomsday shit that literally destroys the earth several times over.
Some of the "x-man" scips are alright, too, like this guy.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-890

I always liked this one. http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1715
>one of us might be dead right now

>>382386705
The clockwork machine, pizza box and drink machine are my favorite by far because it's just really fun reading all the experiments they did with them.

Recently I read 2065, "Eat Whatever You Want... And Still Lose Weight!" and enjoyed it a lot. Without giving too much away, it's body horror.

>>382386810
which one is that?

>>382376698
It was ruined when Reddit found it.

>>382387013
The Foundation

>>382380403
Because its a shit meme and everyone hated it

>>382386795
The pre/post serapis logs for past and future are some intense shit. At the bottom of the page for anyone who hasn't read them yet.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp001-kln

>>382385186
The eel was pretty cool though, and it fits as a -000 article. Being the origin of the amnesiac that's been a core part of SCP for years.

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>>382369127
I really want an SCP Doom mod now

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>>382379856
have the bigger one

>>382385693
Look at the shit after the reveal. What's his "Wander's library" shit? Why do I need read all of this new shit

>>382386705
055

>>382386574
This one dude tests the SCP multiple times, and it turns out that instead of fucking up his memory, it actually altered the past as he perceived it. He went fucking bonkers during a interview and was neutralized after spouting some bullshit about the potential end of the world, which means the SCP could be a potential way to save existence, at the cost of destroying (or not) literally everything we know.

>>382383234
The one lady that floats in space is pretty good
That's about it for "just a human but not" though, all the rest suck shit
the ones that are just suits are the shit though, that fucking cosmonaut/spy plane pilot in the mountains is top teir

>>382369347
Tumblr really did a fucking number on that shithole. Entire place is one huge circle jerk of wasted potential.