> your one chance to impress her what say

>>382361723
Please introduce me to 2B.

>>382361723
oh, the ugly one.

Step aside and let my fuck 9S's boyhole.

Let me stick my fist up inside you

>>382361723
Fuck machines lol.

>>382361723
I don't have to say anything, I am a human so she will worship me by default. I am her master.

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>>382361830
There's a meme for that.

>>382361981
of fucking course there is

>>382361723
I WILL murder what's left of humanity if you cut your hairs.

>>382361723
I killed 9998823 machines, wanna hold hands?

>>382361723
Hey there...

I've got a shiny new fuel filter, come's with a price though.. *zip*

>>382362139
>what's left of humanity
Mate, she's already aware Yorha is a scam.

>>382362248
I was talking about our current day humanity

Yes it was all my fault.
Or rather, Taro's fault for daring to cut her fucking hairs.

>>382362169
>last anonymous human found dead, carved to small pieces by sharp implement, with empty bag lying by his side
>YoRHa security forces declined to comment
>more news at 11

I'm human, but I won't ask you to just take my word for it, so give me a full exam to your heart's content

This could potentially go horribly wrong

>>382361723
*beep boop*

>>382361723
I want to fill your holes

>>382361723
hey

>>382361723
What is your current intent?

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>>382361723

>>382361723
Ay bby. Lets have sex fuck!

Huh.

a-are you A-A2
>"Yes."
y-you too
>proceed to shuffle away awkwardly

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>>382361723
Ask "Do you have a pussy?"
A2 seems to be the type to get shy by that question so I would keep asking till she breaks.
Me being a human she would probably be really curious and treat me like a God so I would take advantage of her.
If she does have a pussy I would creampie the shit outta of her.
If she does not I would dry hump her butt and blow a load all over her back.

*teleports behind her*
*unsheathes dick*
*consentualy intercourses her*

>>382364132
The only clothes she is wearing is that tattered skirt, she is bare and BLACKED down there

>>382361723
u want sum fuk?

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>>382361723
You get a Story DLC!

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Essence precedes existence my dear, hmm, yes, man must always act inauthentically, yes.

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>>382364132
> If she does have a pussy I would creampie the shit outta of her.
All YorHa units are built with artificial womb in case they encounter humans on their mission..

"I know how to make children, want me to teach you?"

>>382361723
I am a living true human.

>>382361805

ARROWED

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>>382366132
> A2 is too innocent to refuse this gesture by the last human.

>>382361723
All I could want for a birthday is an android to love and be loved by. Thank for you granting my wish.

We have to resurrect humanity.
I know you're made of metal, but I assure you, my pelvic bone density is quite high.

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>>382361756
This? Show me the way to 2B, you whore.

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>>382366736

>>382361723
Just go up and talk to her that's all I'd do.

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>>382365697
more?

>>382367928
nevermind, found it
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=745185

>>382366104
so 9s has a literal asspussy?

>>382368214
They can have anuses installed if they want to eat.
You can make him eat a fish, so I guess he does.

>>382368214
Well the game mentioned androids eat (don't have to but can) and they are build to resemble humans so asspussy is not out of the question.

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>>382361723
the a2 anonfag

i love you

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Just tell her I'm a human then she becomes my wife.

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>>382367429
>>382361756
fuck off and stop baiting me into replying to you

>>382365697
those fucking hands

>>382361805
doesn't she have the exact same face as 2B?

>>382361723
Candle sniffing fuck fence go climb a wall of dicks

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A2! A2! A2!

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>>382369129
No, A2 is better and the original

What happens if Toobie finds a human?
Does she have to breed with it? I don't think Nines would like that.

>>382369324
no one cares about toobah goaway

>>382369129
basically. one of the stage plays (#3) includes their first encounter and A2 gets pissed they sent an android with her own face to kill her.

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I'd like to check you for radiation

>>382369582
I didn't know there were more stageplays beside the YoRHa one, where is everyone getting these information from?

>>382369324
The human is taken back to base for an extended breeding session with the Commander

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>>382361723
I am a genuine human.

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happy birthday a2!

>>382369874
I actually well you know

Ranch or cool ranch?

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>>382361723

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>>382370034
imagine if you were a human and that happened to you

>>382370084
...what game

asking for a friend

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A2 got dirty!

what to do?

>>382370239
Rondo Duo.

>>382370087
what did he mean by this

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>>382370343
this

>>382370284
Give her a shower and make her eat all the eggs.

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>>382370087
more accurate depiction

>>382370004
https://www.reddit.com/r/nier/wiki/lore

the one in question is 'beasts that kill each other'

>>382361723
>one chance
>to impress
>what say

You're asking me to impress a character I don't even know with words.

Let's be universal. I offer her a drink, because she looks like she's seen some shit.

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>>382370774
urmum

Why is your game so shit?

>>382370913
dum cucc.

I'm a human

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>>382371004
shut up

SHUT UP

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>>382371028

>>382368925
> A2 with pony tail
hghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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>>382371859
>that webm

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You are walking through the forest on your way to the resistance camp when a wild dog jumps out of nowhere and bites you on the arm. He breaks the skin and draws blood but you manage to fend him off.

You continue on another two hours when a wild android jumps out of nowhere and bites you on the other arm. She breaks skin and draws blood but you manage to fend her off.

You are two weeks away from camp and only have enough disinfectant to clean one wound. Which do you choose?

You are the last human alive. You have enough food and water to make it

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a2 10/10

>>382371859

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>>382372695
>You continue on another two hours when a wild android jumps out of nowhere and bites you on the other arm
WHO COULD IT BEEE

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>>382373072
I wonder if they make A2 repellent.

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>>382371859
ffffuuuuccckkk

>>382361723
Are sidequests worth doing or not?
Should I even bother on the first playthrough?

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>>382361723
I like your child-bearing eyes

>>382373865
Your one chance to impress A2

I don't see it

>>382361723
I'm a loser too.

>>382369158
YOU
SAID
THERE
WOULD
BE
CAKE

>>382373994
I'd unzip my dick

pls answer me question

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Explain to her how children are made and that it's even possible for androids to get pregnant as long as genuine love is invovled.

>>382361723
It's not your fault.

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>>382374479
so dumb and pure

>>382374059
Yes it's worth it, for the info about the world. Make sure to beat the game first then do the sidequests

>>382361723
pshhhhhh...

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You can't have sex with robots /v/

>>382373865
Every sidequest is worth doing. They're all individually written, have stories, and contribute to the overall story and themes of the game.

Besides, you're a sucker if you don't do the stamp collecting quest. It's the best one.

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>>382374879
AFTER
MARKET
PARTS

>>382361723
I turn into salt the moment I try to say something to her, because this is the Nierverse and WCS is probably still present everywhere on Earth.

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>>382361723
me

>>382375196
The world was purged of the corrupt particles that caused WCS.

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>>382361723
> > your one chance to impress her
> what say

If you won't put out and have sex with me, I'll infect you with ransomware and rape you anyway.
Don't encourage rapists, consent stops rape 100% of the time!

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>>382361756
FPBP

A2 is a stinky hobo! She needs a bath!

Are Nier's robots superintelligent or just kind of human level?

If I get 0-5 I buy nier

>>382371859
I thought it was going to fall down and squish her. Maybe I've spent too much time on /gif/

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>>382370232
>Imagine if you were a human
What the hell are you

>>382361723
*presses self-destruct button*
omae wa shinderu

>>382375627
Even 9S with his superhuman analytical skills is prone to very narrow-minded, humanlike violent outbursts. Overall they are probably very human in that aspect.

>>382371859
Oh...................

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>>382361723

>>382375674
If I get 0 - 9 I don't get Nier

>>382375768

A2 doesn't have a self destruct! She has a berserker mode!

>>382361723
I like your hair.

>>382375920
nani?!
guess i will have to use this...
*unsheats katana*
*tips fedora*
dont worry! i will hold back!

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>>382375214
A2 is made for rape

>>382374775
>Make sure to beat the game first then do the sidequests
So I'm fine with ignoring the sidequests on the first run? got it

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>>382376107

>>382361723

>I'll show you who's boss of this gym

>>382376168
>So I'm fine with ignoring the sidequests on the first run?
Yes, just so you won't over leveled up

Are you playing on hard? I hope so

>>382376291
this is really cringe-worthy

>>382376291
gtfo 3cgi 9sfanfag umaru fatass cunt

>>382376107
All androids are made to get impregnated by me, thus saving humanity.

>>382376348
_No
The combat is barely okay so far. Ironically enough I actually enjoyed it more in Nier. Haven't played that far though but if I can ignore sidequests for now I'm more motivated to pick it up again. Not really that immersed yet.

>>382375476
I thought there was a piece of old world data (possible a Gestalt report) in Automata that spoke about how humanity had no idea how WCS propogated, and that it was infecting humans without the need for an airborne or waterborne vector.
That, and when Eve rampaged, there was that mark of the Watchers which appeared on him. I always took that as evidence that there was still some degree of their presence in the world.

>>382361723
Does she have a womb?
if not, I'm not interested

>>382376537
>Ironically enough I actually enjoyed it more in Nier.

Liking the first game more overall is fine, but this is absolute hipsterism.

>>382375627
Androids are all human level, but the Pods are able to store and process information like a computer.

>>382376585
It was absolutely airborne, because attempting to nuke the area it was infecting spread the maso particles causing it across the globe and made the situation worse. That was in Grimoire Nier.

>>382376585
There's something about it being caused by corrupted magic particles that were spewed everywhere and a protocol of gathering them and banishing them back to the Drakengard dimension.

>>382376871
>>382376912
http://nierautomata.wiki.fextralife.com/Project+Gestalt+Report+1
This is what I was going on. It says that the WCS was spreading in a way humanity couldn't predict, and that "Maso" only refers to the particles from Angelus' body. Maybe it's just a bit of misinformation from the filter of the humans' level of understanding at the time.

What did they do with the body of the Queen Beast, anyway? Did androids gather up all the particles and shoot it into space, or something?

>>382361723
i got a 8 1/2 incher.

>>382377808
Wait, nevermind, I'm retarded. Copy pasted a question before I read >>382376912.
How did they banish the particles back into the Drakengard world? How did they even open a portal to it in the first place?

>>382377808
The body dissolved into the particles that caused WCS. After humans turns themselves into Gestalts and bided their time, Replicants' jobs before they gained sentience was to gather up the Queen's particles and make the world safe. Replicants gather them up, and there were androids designed to send the particles into parallel worlds.

>>382377951
Part of their study into the particles and the dragon's corpse resulted in them learning how to pull energy from other worlds, and that's how magic was created. It stands to reason they'd be able to use that knowledge to send stuff away, as well. You should really read Grimoire Nier.

That first documented is dated 2014, it's important to note that the timeline of humans' research of the particles and the fight against Legion went on for decades after the Queen Beast appeared.

>>382361723
Lemme smash. Please.

>>382376768
I've only played 3 hours so far

The moves feel weird. I've played Platinum games before so maybe thats why I find it dull. Haven't gotten too used to it yet.
Spamming Dark Hand was stupid, but one-shotting shit and blowing it into a bloody mess was oddly satisfying.

Post your rare A2s!

I love A2 so much it's impossible to understand it!

>>382361723
Is that a thong or metal?

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>>382378323
>love
Don't you just want to have sex with her?
If she looked like this, would you still love her?

>>382377808
>>382377951
More info, quoted from the Grimoire Nier translation
>Research on the intrusion from the other world reveals the existence of particles that should not exist in this one.
>These particles are shown to be from the body of the Giant as it was destroyed on 6-12. These particles are later called "maso".
>The origin of WCS is announced by researchers to be "maso".
...
>Transmission of the disease is shown to be through bodily fluids and waste. Coughing and spitting can transmit the contagious "maso", meaing that it is equivalent to an airborne disease.
...
>Replicants are ordered by Androids to gather the sickness-causing "maso". The gathered "maso" is then sent to the other world in a ceremony conducted by the Celebrant Android.

Maso is used to refer to particles from both Angelus and the Queen Beast. The description of how the maso is gotten rid of is vague, another world could refer to sending it into space, but other parts describe the process as sending it "back", presumably where it came from, which would be to a parallel world.

>>382361723
I'm human

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>>382378704
i-i

DO

>>382370239
Your friend is a fucking degenerate

>>382378931
Hello summer

>>382361723
Why does all A2 fanart try to euphemize or obfuscate the fact that she doesn't have tits or a vagina? At least with 2B, enough is left to the imagination that the possibility exists, but with A2, we can see it all. Her tits are exposed, while the only part of her that's cloth is a little black thing that goes around her waist under her breasts.

>>382378184
>>382378757
Right, thanks for clearing it up. I've got to check out Grimoire Nier sometime.

>>382361723
Just tell her you're human. Nier androids are programmed to love humans.

>>382379038
WHO. GIVES. A. FUCK

fucking underage

>>382379489
You tell 'em kiddo.

>>382379038
It's almost like she is an android. Weird.

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>>382361723
Nothing 2b is the superior girl

>>382380361
>try to be a smartass
>end up reinforcing his statement that androids do not have tits, and her in game model explicitly shows you this. Showing an inconsistency between fan art and her actual character model.

>>382361723
i once made the kessel run in less than 12 parsecs.

>>382380517
t. 9s and 2b 3dpdfags

neo /v/

>>382380718
LOL EPIC! XD!

>>382361723

Boy I sure hate machines.


Her character really was that one-note. But then she was forced to like them because the game makes you gather materials for a slide.

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>>382380745
Whats wrong, did a 3d girl hurt your feelings?

>>382380517
Why hasn't anyone taught the nips and gooks how to kiss. Good lord.

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I have chosen a robot champion to do battle with you. If you lose, you must copulate with me.

>>382380984
>Hypnodisk

That isnt even fucking fair, anon.

>>382369306


CRAAAWWWWWWLING

>>382380962
>not only did Kat destroy her face with terrible cosmetic surgery, she destroys her tits

What a damn shame

>>382380962
i never had one and it should stay that way

good riddance

"Tell me exact depth and width measurement of your artificial vagina in metric system"

The best i can come up with

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>>382380984

1v1 me

>>382381138
There's no physical way for Razer to hurt Hypnodisc, it can only clamp the frontal disc which is spinning at a billion hypnos per second and would throw Razer the moment it tried to clamp.

>worst character in the game gets most autistic fans

figures

>>382361723
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xvAUdEC193

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>>382361723
> > your one chance to impress her
> what say
"I beat TWEWY one-handed."

>>382381309
2B right?

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>>382380984
>>382381138
Nothin' personnel, kiddos.

>>382381362
what

>>382381138
Hypnodisk never fought Razer which is a shame.

Hypnodisk would still have won though. Just look at the new age version of the Hypnodisk Concept in Carbide.

Carbide is fucking terrifying.

Remember Jamie Hyneman's terrifying spinglobe murder-robot which was banned for being too powerful?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKE7R-Vljd8

>>382381405
Yes, 2B is literally the worst character.

>>382382074

Explain how she's worse than an edgelord baby-killer.

>>382382171
has no personality

also
>edgelord
>baby MACHINE
machine lives matter? are you sure? this ''baby'' hasn't even grown up over those years.

>>382361756
/thread

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>No Zero costume
>not even a mod of it yet

Bros, why won't Emil sell me pristine screws?
I need 5 pristine screws to finish upgrading every weapon to max but he ain't sellin them to me no mo.

GIVE ME MY PRISTINE SCREWS YOU SKELLINGTON FUCK

>>382382421
yeah yeah you 2bfags won no A2 dlc bla bla

>>382382615
She did nothing wrong.

>>382382310

>has no personality

Try actually playing the fucking game. Her final message to 92 is the saddest thing in the game. A2 is just a tool to make us feel worse about losing 2B, and she's a terribly written tool who's backstory just comes from text.

A2's naked back after berserker mode > 2B's unskirted ass after self-destruction

>>382382681

Just farm factory harvest spots.

>>382381309

I don't know how A2 managed to spawn these autists.

>>382375746
Thought exactly the same.

>>382371859
Automata's fanbase in a nutshell

If I jizzed on A2, would it technically be hit glueing her?

350 lbs robots are not sexy. I want a cute lightweight 2D girl, not a metal fatso.

>>382382681
His stock depends on the route he's taking. As far as I know, there's three routes.
One where he goes by the desert entrance, for chips.
One where he drives by the resitance camp, selling weapons.
And one where he does the sick jumps off the highway, to sell upgrade materials.
I think that's how it works. You might be able to cycle the routes if you keep running into a new area so his icon vanishes from the map after you've stopped and spoken to him, then return to the city to see if he's mobile again.

>>382383080

>wandering around for several years
>somehow never came upon Pascal's Village


how

>I'm a baseline human

They've literally never seen a real human. They'd probably go nuts if they ever found one.

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>>382383536
>>382383174
Yeah, I spawned him everywhere, all he sold was chips, no matter how far I walked or many times I teleported.
I farmed for a while too and got nada.
Maybe he was glitched, shit happens. I'll try again tomorrow.
Thanks for the help, though.

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>what say

I'm here to get dooowwnnn

>>382383653
You think she was hunting machines for 4 years in just one area?

>>382384158
>4 whole years in that tiny sandbox
>still never came across a village her friend knew about

>>382383940
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLj04fJkAUk

>>382383653
If you try and walk into the camp too early she sort of remarks about how she doesn't want to kill a bunch of sadsacks.
I think maybe she knew about the camp already and didn't attack because she's secretly a big ol' softy.

>>382384358
>she's secretly a big ol' softy

So she literally is a 2B clone..

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>>382384507
>clone
>of her successor model

>>382385184

You really are dense if you reading comprehension is that bad.

>>382361723
"I'm a human."

Bam done

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>>382382615
A2 should have gotten Zero's costume and 9S should have gotten Emil's