sammas vs mussum

>>382359916
Given one has 2 guns and the other has none the answer should be obvious.

>>382359916
Mussum is taking an angry shit

>>382359916
mussum looks like a boss, but can't beat dual guns

>>382360152
Mussum can rollout at the speed of light.

Well sammas has two guns but mussum has a better squat. And she has her arms like a wise sensei.
Gopnik kung fu master > muh guns

>>382360152
You can beat mussum, hes a robot and can do that russian squat dance

>>382359916
Combat? Sammas, two guns always beats no hands.

Dance-off? Mussum's cossack dance game is on point. Sammas stands no chance.

>>382360278
Mussum has an unbreakable grip for strangling and can go morph ball in an instant to get behind sammas and choke that bitch out.

>>382359916
Sammas squats on toes, poor form. Would topple over easily. Mussum has prime squat form, both feet solidly on the ground, rocking the Gunbuster pose. You know Mussum has got this shit on lockdown. Sammas needs 2 guns, probably doesn't know how to use either. Mussum rips apart metroids with nothing but her elbows.

>>382359916
Sammas if she keeps her range, easily.

Mussum's uniarm looks like it'd have an insta-kill choke grip if it somehow loops you.

>>382359916
>2 guns vs 1 useless arm
Sammas wins

Keep in mind when Samus aims her arm cannon she holds it with the other arm. If you have two you can't aim all that well

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>>382360418
>>382360443
>dancemind

>>382359916
Mussum is in handcuffs now but when the fight starts he will break them and then Sammas will need the two guns.

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gloolg vs revver
Who would win?

Sammas looks obviously stronger and if you've ever watched a shonen anime is the exact reason she's going to lose.
Battle starts with Sammas unloading all her ammo on Mussum, creating a thick curtain of smoke at which point she'll say "did that get her?!" or "ha! Serves you right!!". Not only is Mussum unscathed, however, she is now ready to summon an angelic demonmonk spirit from Valhalla or some horeshit to decapitate Sammas without even moving her fucking limbs.

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megaagem vs namaaman

>>382361234
>shoots him in the chest
>Ha! You missed!

>>382359916
Sammas looks pretty strong but I'm scared of how smug Mussum looks.

>>382360152
Yeah but Mussum has that Metroid-Monk DNA in her so

>>382361006
Gloog is calm and composed, so he gets some points for that. But Revver's mad and unpredictable with a giant dick. So it's probably Revver's game.

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>>382359916
KlolK vs GgogG

>>382361006
revver has a huge dick, but gloolg has his legs shut tight
Draw

>>382359916
>mussum
cyborg priest which combat by summoning creatures and other shit to not dirty its hand and commit sin
>sammas
some faggot with 2 guns

>>382360926
one of the greatest endings.

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Sammas has two guns and Mussum seems to be dancing like a russian, who do you think?

>>382361628
Russia always wins

>>382361628
Depends on the location I guess.

>normal place
Sammas probably could shot the other
>siberia
Sammas freezes to death while mussum dances the day away

>>382360152
MussuM is a master of the Screw Attack ability. Screw Attack > Power Beamx2

>>382360926
>i beat the final boss
>barack obama comes down from a chopper, along with some secret service dudes.
>congratulates me for my awesome victory, and say this deserves a celebration dance
>we start dancing boogie 2nite
https://youtu.be/O86oZcvG_z4

>>382361006
revver is a fucking mandango! he can win

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dex vs str

>>382359916
>"This is bullshit. You can't ground Mussum."

one is literally the exact same thing but with 2 mufukkin guns, and the other one can only hug you to death, and that is only if you don't have a normal sized head.

>>382363321
underrated

>>382359916
Dual Wielding and widespread legs, is there even a reason to question which is superior ?
Sammas obv

>>382363290
New wen
Sagev Vegas

those are sick subtitles

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>>382359916

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>>382359916
Look at mussum. She's insane. She'd tear your head off as soon as her hands got free.
SammaS is already begging on her knees for mercy. mussum is proudly sitting in zero gravity, prepared to curl up and fling herself in her direction. Two guns aren't going to help you when mussum's shoulderpads are staring you down, their view unobstructed.

>>382364616
>diorroid's twin cocks vs metitem's drill hands

gonna have to go with the left here

>>382364616
Once MetiteM extracts enough energy from the planet's soil, it's game over for diorroid.

>>382359916
mussum lears sammas into a deep pit where she can't jump out of mussm uses her grip to get out of the pit

mussum goes and starts the ships/stations self destruction countdown

mussum flies away

>>382359916
I rike this thread

>>382363290
You can SEE the bullets embedded in tuovout's armor. FalalaF's guns are useless!

>>382361234
>Namaaman
>Namman
If someone wins it won't be him

>>382361006
revver just got done splitting a castle in half with his dick.
GloolG is literally fucked.

>>382361006
gloolg is the master finger banger
revver is the brutus uterus stinger

>>382361234
namaaman is obviously prioritizing MegaageM's golden flying saucer familiars like the brilliant strategist he is. namaaman's advanced chameleon vision means that his accuracy with twin pistols must be peerless.

>>382361006
Gloolg has ascended and is tune with the balance of the world around him

Revver is an entity of chaos

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>>382359916
sure sammas has two fuckin guns, but I'm mirin massam's squat game

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I can't stop laughing.

>>382366472
Cinnic is probably dead on the inside.

>>382364616
>Double dicks vs drill dick
Honestly it could be a close one

>>382366472
>Cinnic is trapped in the Sonic 3 tunnel minigame and is in constant pain
>Soos has the look of determination and is surrounded by rings

Always bet on The Heaeh

>>382367426
Sonic 2 minigame, not 3

Fuck

>>382366472
Why is Soios so mad?

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Which waifu and her clone will emerge victorious?

>>382368716
Because he is Soros.

>>382368728
Arora has a hidden bagina

>>382369462
2 heads and 2 guns with 2handed lightning familiar
or
giant eyeball with huge feet and can control lightning with his mind.

>>382366472
>nicest guy you'll ever meet and twisted fucking psychopath