stalker coc, shot by crazy russians

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>Monster Hunter 4U
>140 GQ Shagaru "Homing Meteor" Magala

>>382350680
Witcher 3: Blood and Wine fucking bandit archers shooting me in the back while I'm trying to parry a shielded bandit.

I have never died in a video game. I even downloaded mods to make all of the Dark Souls games harder than the developers were legally allowed to.

>Dominions 4
One of my rivals claimed the last fragment of previous Supreme God's power, gaining omnipotence, and willed me into Tartarus for shits and giggles, and a millenia of perpetual torture finally vanquished my spirit

>>382350680
exploded self with a LAW rocketlauncher
should be good unless I try to fire one, right?

>>382350680
>in the woods
>chasing after a little girl
>gun downed by some bandits i stumbled upon along the way

lol guess what game /v/

>>382350680
Weird engine bug causing the turrets in the space ship to deal four times their damage and oneshot me?

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>Dark Souls 3
>Darkeater Midir AoE explosion

>Darkest Dungeon
>Antiq. got blighted to death

Considering what else the game has to offer I'd say I'm pretty lucky.

>>382350680
>the last game you died in is how you will die in real life
So I will die "like a game"?
Games dont die, they become abandonware.

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Eventually mauled by giant chickens and munchkins because I couldn't identify the real problem fast enough

I'll be positioning myself to take on a monster with a stack of 8 weapons, knowing they're all going to break mid fight. Then I get one-shotted by his archer friend I didn't notice.

>Dragons Dogma
>Killed by a bunch of bandits

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>Dead Space
>Ripped apart by a necromorph
I never asked for this

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>>382350680
Day of Defeat
WW2 Beach of Normandy, I get machine gun'd down from across the map the moment I leave spawn or those water tank things.
Probably the most realistic death ITT.

>>382350680
Quake Live, got railed
At least I wont see it coming

>geometry dash
>died against spikes
pls no

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>>382350680
>GTA V
>accidentally tripped off of a skyscraper
I mean I get the controls are janky as fuck, but I'm not THAT inept in real life, jesus.
I also have an astounding fear of heights, so this seems unlikely, anyways.

>getting confused and casting Remove on myself
Weird way to go

>The Surge

Shot with laser, ragdoll my head up my ass. I guess theres worse ways to go.

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>>382350680
>paragon
>low hp
>gets destroyed by the cores pulse waves
at least i revive after a minute or so

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>MGQP
>Blissfully married to some fluffy tails

>>382350680
LoL played nocturne won the game but died a few times to lee jungle

>>382352852
is that even considered a death?

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>Grenades in half life

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>>382350680
Being bitten by a 40 foot venomous snake and being torn apart by mutated zombies while trying to find antivenom. Could be worse I guess.

>>382353003
Eventually, by old age

run over by a truck in keroblaster.

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>>382353183
sounds too long and drawn out for me, would probably just commit suicide at that point

>>382351728
Real life?

>>382350680
>Medieval Total War 2
>Save game corrupted
Okay

took both barrels to the face from a shotgun in battlegrounds. quick at least

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>>382350680
Does killing pic related count?

>Kill the worlds creator to save my daughter
Fuck yeah

>Grow Up
Apparently I will fall to my death from a great height

i was texting with my headphones off while i stood still at one of the act 3 waypoints getting slashed to death by black guards.

rip

>Skyrim

I should be safe unless someone invents dwarves who then invent robot ball knights

>>382353696
Learn to read

Got a 3 months injury in FIFA 17 career mode

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>restarting Witcher 3
>about to rescue letho
>out of nowhere the leshen teleported behind me
>nothin personel me

>>382350680
Shot out of the sky by an enemy plane in AC0
As long as I get an ADFX-01 irl I will doe a happy man

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>R6: Siege
>domed

>The hollow armor of a fallen apprentice of the forces of light will hit me with a spaceship made out of his weapon and make me lose my heart to darkness
Well so magic is real and I won't die of cancer. Cool.

>>382355560
Hope you die of cancer anyway faggot

Playing Morrowind right now, so it had to be there.

Problem is, I'm so overpowered right now, I'm basically invincible, and it was so long ago I don't even remember how and when was the last time I died.

>>382355784
>tfw gonna play morrowind of the first time ever later today

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>>382350680
Mount and Blade Napoleonic Wars
probably the same, except probably by a shitty musket ball that got lodged into my colon, killing me from a debilitatingly painful infection smothered in mud and horse shit and forgotten by my comrades

I've never died in any videogame. Sucks to be a shitter