He's gonna make it

I really, really, really like his upstairs hallway.

>>382330212
that's a really intelligent face
look at how brilliant his eyes sparkle
you can tell he's a genius deep down

He's a qt

How many weeks till he cant afford the house?
Remember that he just got a brand new car

>>382330212
Why does he look so weird in this picture?

>>382331510
So... How he always looks?

>>382331292
He also got it with all the fixin's.

I love his downstairs hallway if you know what I mean.

Doesn't some retard keep donating thousands of dollars to him?

I have never seen such a non confrontational person in my entire life. He talks shit about other people then when they respond he says he doesn't like drama then plays the victim.

>>382330212
Sorry I can't produce any hate from this pic

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>>382331919
I think that's Spoony.

>>382330212
Why is DSP so loveable? He's a complete retard, but I don't want anything bad to happen to him.

>>382332215
Cause you want him to get his shit together cause you aint a shit human being.

>>382332215
I miss the times when DSP was playing Dark Souls online and we all tried to invade him and just fucked with his progress.

He wants to get a full time job but he thinks employers will search his name and find all the SoK stuff about him.

>>382332574
For once, he would be absolutely right

>>382330212
Looks like he gained weight

>>382331963
I don't see the issue, most people like to get away with anything without consequence.

>>382332215
I can't explain it, but I feel the same way. I only watch his vlogs to see what wacky misadventures he's gotten himself into, so maybe that's part of it? I heard his actual gameplay commentary is childish and crude, but I haven't seen him play anything yet

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>>382330212
post your rare phils

>>382332215
He is struggling to keep his lights on. It's only a matter of time

>>382332731
He's a pussy

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>>382330997
>look at how brilliant his eyes sparkle
yeah dude hes so dreamy

>>382330212
Looks like an alien killed DSP and crudely imitated his appearance.

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>>382332906

Is this nigga really 6'0"

>>382330212
>hey I really like this THING
>takes a picture of himself
For what purpose

SoK is infinitely worse than DSP. This is fact.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExrKCNOxinE&ab_channel=DavidDavidson
anyone have any more videos like this one?
the only thing good about this guy is hearing him be an absolute bitch and feeling better about myself

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>>382332906

He looks like Slowbeef.

>>382333139
Same reason that /v/ takes pics of their games with a black hand in the pic. To bother people.

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>>382333057

>>382330212
NIG

>>382333194
That's one autistic tripfag that has been doing it for literally years

>>382332215
DSP is not loveable. He's dumb, he's mean, and obnoxious to boot.

THE CAMERA'S BEEN ON THE WHOLE TIME HUH?

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>>382333231

Sometimes I forget he's 5 years from 40

>>382333369
jej
his face should be dead center though

>>382333381
Is eyebrow thinning a thing

>>382333381
dude, what happened...? how do i NOT age like this motherfucker?

>>382332837
He's naive, short-tempered, a complete moron really. Yet he loves video games with all his heart and for that I can't help but admire him.

My God, I'd let him ravage me till my ass tears to pieces.

>>382333381
OH NO

NOT ME

I NEVER LOST CONTROL

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>>382332048
I remember the thread discussing that pic. It was a legitimate ad on his own webpage. Instead of addressing the shit, he just took down the ads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPjUO2YSjn0

>>382333447
At his current weight he looks at least 40

>>382332990
Reminds me of the kids who cry "pussy!" and "cheap!" when they get outplayed in games.

I guess DSP is just too intelligent, where as you're some irrational spaz who likes to daydream about getting into fist fights with people who wrong you, despite having never been in a fight in your life.

>>382333469
Have a job that involves walking around, or exercise.

>>382333256
lmao

>>382333487
>Yet he loves video games with all his heart

Only when he can get paid from them

>>382333381
Phil should shave, start lifting and become a Neo-Nazi.

>>382333560
Well yeah, it's his job

>>382333469
Avoid all the literal junk he eats on dsp tries it.

>>382333712
BINGO

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>mfw his current ultra street fighter 2 videos are the saltiest he's ever been

he's losing it

>>382333861
Is he choosing matches with any connection and complaining about it or is the net code that bad?

>>382333615
A job he late to and complains about daily

>>382333265
He is but I don't want anything bad to happen to him, its like hes lovable because hes so dumb and obnoxious

How can you even enjoy watching him?
He is a retard that tries to act like a retard in a retarded way.
He's so fucking incompetent and bad at games, and at the same time he tries to pretend he is dumb in the most fake way. Like, "Oh fuuuuck, I dieeed? Sheeeiiiit, wooooow, hurrr durrr". Couple this with the most obnoxious behavior with stuff like constant burping, belching, snorting, shouting.
I'd rather watch Chris Chan play games because he is at least retarded in an honest way.

I don't think I've ever seen more blatant double-faced retardation which DSP presents.

guy is literally begging for money every 30 minutes

>>382331510
he's making a facial expression of a normal well-adjusted adult

it's something no one is used to seeing him display

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>>382334378

>>382330212
Like it or not, he's /ourguy/ (him and THIS IS A FUCKING VIDEO). Way better than those shitty ass e-celebs that are shilled here on /v/ .

>>382333381
He looks like a character from Romper Stomper in the first pic

>>382334575
kill yourself

>>382334305
Didn't he go on a expensive staycation then came back and cried that he was out of money and that he needs donations?

>>382334575

Nobody who begs for money is my guy.

PEEPUL ARE SAYIN

>>382334638
Nah, I'm cool.

>>382330212
Wtf did Tim Schafer lose some weight?

>>382334575
I prefer Jim if I want a laugh. Hell, I prefer Pewdiepie to that guy.

>>382334575
This he is fucking real not a fake ass bitch

>>382334673
THE BOTTOM LINE

>>382334728
t. Underage

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>>382330212
Just gotta stay positive.

Why does he do those retarded movements when he's explaining something? And the snorting is pretty old too.

>>382330212
Are you the guy?

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>>382333034

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>>382334648
>>382334728
The reddit invasion is real.

>>382334739
This guy gets it.

>>382334810
Nah. I'm 31. Let me cross a few more accusations off your list, too. I'm employed full time, making 46.50/hr (so its not a McJob), am married to a cute chick that was willing to go homeless with me before marriage (options that were extended to her weren't extended to me), and I have my own place. Only reason I'm on here is because my wife is watching some chick flick on netflix at the moment.

>>382334990
>The reddit invasion is real.
Never been.

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he's gonna jerk it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0l5jRb8Aag

>>382334928
He has a nasal drip that is worsened by allergies

>>382333469
>how do i NOT age like this motherfucker?

drink lots of water, avoid over salted food, eat vegetables/fruits and try to exercise often.

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>>382335034

>>382332215
cause he's a mate, innit. he's an idiot, a complete buffoon. but he's a mate. he's /our/ complete fucking idiot.

>>382335034
You sound kinda insecure anon.

Was it really necessary to point all that out?

>>382335034
Where can i read more of this fanfiction? i like the homeless angle, sounds interesting

>>382334990
So you want a 35 year old who begs for/steals children's money to be your guy?

>>382334990
They're just newfags.

>>382331919
Yep some autist from Norway is solo funding him because he hates his haters

>>382335286
Yes, children are fucking morons and I hate them

>>382335215
Played this game before. If I said I was 31, then I was a 31 year old in my mom's basement without a girlfriend or job. If I said I had a job, it was a McJob. If I had a gf, she was ugly, etc etc.

>>382335281
Not a fanfic, but if you got a question, I'll answer.

>>382335129
So he can't edit or mute the mic when he snorts and burps?

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>>382332906

>>382330212
He looks peaceful, I'm happy for him.

>>382334928
he had major back surgery a long time ago and he just got used to rocking back and forth to stop his back seizing up or getting uncomfortable

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>>382330212

>>382335034
thirty one years old and feels the need to tell these lies

if you aren't fibbing that's even sadder mate

>>382332215
He may be stupid and obnoxious, but at least he's masculine. Every other gaming personality is a nu male.

>>382335825
You have a very odd definition of masculine.

>>382333508
Holy shit, imagine paying a guy your hard earned cash (or neetbux) for months while he does absolutely nothing with it and still defend him. These people need to end their lives.

>>382335736
What emotion is this face meant to convey?

>>382335906
It makes his dwindling patreon all the more satisfying. It's fun watching it drop by 100 bucks per month. You know he's gotta be desperate, as he has a loan on his newly purchased house, and he's gone from over 5k per month down to like 700.

>>382335974
He wants Pandalee back

>>382336085
They deserve each other, honestly. She looks ok, but she is a shit-tier girlfriend. I wouldn't have put up with a shit ton of her twitter feed.

>>382335370
>DSP
>edit

You must be new

>>382335438
He kind of resembles Rob McElhenney in that first picture

>fiancee left
>get big house in a nice(?) area for a future together
>already spent years together
>I'M FINE GUYS TRUST ME
there's no way that guy still isn't dying on the inside

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>>382336214
If he was told he would get more money if he took that shit out he would do it

>>382334378
>>382334479

Does Phil ever use his green screen for anything?

>All of you people actually believe Phil is stupid and that it's not an act.

I knew you guys were gullible but come on

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#DSPositive

>>382336412
I'm sure he said using a green screen would make him look like every other youtuber/streamer so he doesn't use it

>>382336539
>le 100k videos of acting meme

>>382335898
Not that guy but I can see why he says that. He often burps, calls out women with big titties/ass etc. Most other LP are cucks that wouldn't dare mention a fine ass bitch was fine in in a game.

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>>382336412

>>382335825
Kys unironically

>>382336626
yes but this is due to his ineptness. if someone were to train him to be as PC as possible he'd jump on it in an instant if it provided him with some cash.

he backtracked on tons of things he said he would not do and the only reason his begging is so obvious is because he's subtle as a brick.

>>382336539
This. Him losing his friends and girlfriend is all part of his ruse.

>>382336381
No he wouldn't. That's how much he hates editing

>>382336539
This guy uploads about 20(!) videos on Youtube every day , each having 1-2k views on average, just to hope to pay his bills, instead of getting a normal job.

Do you seriously think that this guy isn't the lowest trash of society.

>>382336225
>>382335438
Ricky gervais

>>382336381
Nah. His fans have told him for years that he needs to follow the trend of other LPers and start editing his videos, but he has refused to adapt. Whether or not him editing his kahntent would bring in more viewers is anyones guess

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That autist destiny tried to debate him or some shit on twitch and Phil said that destiny wanted a debate only to steal his fans.

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How do we get him to play the crash remake

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>>382333508
>the last reply

>>382337158
fork over your money to him

>>382337158
this

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>>382335974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4irXQhgMqg
*starts playing*

>>382335331
what a hero

>>382333381
Damn phil looked good in 2001

>>382337141
To be fair, knowing Destiny, he probably did.

>>382332215
>is asked to talk about something he never got as a kid, like a toy or something
>starts talking about how he didn't get a wolverine toy for christmas and goes off on a weird tangent about how parents were fucking idiots for not buying it for him
>DSP actually gets the toy a few months later but at that point the toy had apparently depreciated in value and was not as valuable as a collector's item anymore, which Phil claims to be the reason he wanted it
>ends up giving out parenting advice basically saying "if your kids want something you better give it to them otherwise you're gonna look like a fucking idiot"
>lovable

>>382333265
t. sons of cucks

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3ddFdB6sVE

>>382334040
It's his connection that's awful, Tekken 7 tournaments proved he has like a one bar connection.

>>382337431
You must be a salty parent, get outta here dad

>>382337503
Inexcusable when your income relies on it. Instead of buying a new car for like 600/month for 5 years, the dude should have invested in a dedicated line or FiOS.

>>382332215
Speak for yourself, I wouldn't be sad if he killed himself.

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When did you start following DSP saga? Late 2008 here.

>>382337330
He looks dead inside

who tricked phil into thinking a goatee is a good kind of facial hair to have?

>>382337574
But anon if he gets an actual internet connection then he can't bitch about lag anymore.

let's share some our favorite dsp moments!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnBZX6uEe3k&t=3h38m10s

>>382335331
He gave him $200 the other day

>>382337781
My favorite moment was the Cooking with the King moment where he dumped hot bacon grease down the toilet.

>>382337643
2011

>>382337158
He said he wasn't

>>382337938
>he doesn't re-use it or spread it on his bread

>>382335034
Ethan?

>>382337367
Good? The nigger looked like anorexic private pyle.

>>382335331
based fjord nigger

>>382337503
Can he do anything right?

>>382330865
I really like his mane.

>>382338113
Nope.

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>>382337330

You can try to hide the fact that you're an angry/sad person, but as time goes on, your face will show it, no matter how hard you try to disguise it.

>>382337530
I wouldn't have minded the story too much, son, if it weren't for the fact that it took 15 minutes and he was not even answering the question properly.

>>382338096
Not sure if you're trying to disgust people, or if you're just weird.

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>>382338331
are you saying re-using grease or spreading it on your bread isn't common?

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>>382338506
No. I mean, I'll use it in place of butter if I'm making hash browns, but no.

>>382338331
>he doesn't spread it on a piece of bread and put the bread on the pan for the perfect toasted bread

>>382338506
I've seen it re-used for greasing a pan but never spread on bread.

>>382338662
By definition, that's fried, not toasted.

>>382338660
>>382338675
This guy gets it >>382338662

>>382338741
If he got it, he would realize that it's not toasted.

Why is DSP the only LPer I follow? What have I become /v/. I am the hipster I always hated.

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>>382335974
"JUST"

WATCH THE SONS OF KOJIMA FOR PROOF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT4tFwx2VJM

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>>382333508
>Marceline rper
>obnoxiously large animated SU signature
>is a whiny shit
like pottery

>>382335438
I have this app, but it doesn't give me long hair?

>>382339494
Don't get the reference.

>>382335034
How so I get a job like yours?

>why do you think so many people dislike me? because they're stoopid

what did he mean by this
https://youtu.be/gpsFL6NNOUQ?t=20m20s

>>382333381
Phil was a skinhead?

>>382340095
Basically the thread about being a whiny bitch was started by someone whose profile is covered in tumblr cartoons

>>382338960
>WATCH THE SONS OF KOJIMA
no, thanks

>>382338960
eat shit you psychopaths

>>382332215
I dont like him but if he's gone who am i gonna laugh at for being so bad at games?

>>382342947
Probably Egoraptor.