>play support >teammate starts acting high and mighty

stop playing bad games

>>382308420

this

also stop watching bad anime

>thinly veiled bullying thread that'll turn into faggotry and shitposting

Why? I mean I'm not mad at it I just want to know how you guys don't get tired of making these threads every single day. I mean if it was a "general" or some shit you did once a week or month, then I'd get it, but making these same shit threads multiple times a day? How do you not get tired of it?

Also
>playing support
>not having everyone muted

>>382307815
>watched the first episode
>it's terrible
>people say the further it goes, the worse it gets

is this the kind of a show that ends up being so bad, it's good?

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>playing support
>teammate starts acting super confidant and demands me to heal him while he destroys everyone

>>382307815
>not becoming a mock necromancer that only heals people from as-good-as-dead on principle because you want to see them suffer

>>382308526
What's your AOTS?

>>382307815
I had one teammate like this yesterday, he didn't know what he was doing and missed cs and big opportunities. He was prob 17 and had less than 2 years of experience lol.

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>>382308838

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>Playing a class that requires virtually no effort unless you're playing on the highest possible bracket
>On a dumbed down game for people who can't handle 100 APM
>Also watching shit anime

Yeah you're probably the kind of fucktard who wards runes at minute 30 and think he's helping.

>>382309171
She has seen a dick.
Don't test her.

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>The tank becomes leader of the party

>>382308838
It does get worse, but no it never becomes so bad that it's good.

>>382309208
>playing support
>no effort
idk what support you have been playing but my suuportr require effort

>>382307815

>everyone says the show is terrible
>its just okay

why do people behave like hyperbolic retards over this show when it just average? they rave like its the worst thing ever when obviously there are much worse things out there.

>>382310003
Because it's popular with the ironic weebs

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>tfw like playing supports in games because I like making my teammates fight better

>>382310003
Because everyone knows the Emily is going to get shafted because the guy is into his step sister even though he said he'd like to see her as a little sister and nothing more.

>>382310003

There's nothing good about it. Plot is "guy wants to fuck his 12 year old sister, and she's DTF, but let's have fuckloads of boring padding". It's trash.

>>382310003
It's a reddit meme because they're guilty about their peepee twitching when they see an animated 8 year old girl in their underwear.

>>382310298

yes, posts like this one is exactly what I mean, you basically sound like a person who hasn't seen a show in his life without behaving like an idiot 10 minutes afterwards.

>>382308771
I don't come to /v/ as often as I used to so I don't see all these threads. I'm always glad when there's a sissy erp thread up when I come here.

>>382310530

>if you don't like blatant pedophilia bait you're an idiot

okay

>>382307815
>play a bitch class
>be treated like a bitch

Woooooooooooow

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>>382311198
Every goddamn time

>>382307815
>playing support
cuck

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>play Mercy
>makes me feel more submissive than usual
She's a dangerous one to play.

>want to play DPS 'cause they usually have characters I think are really cool
>lose
>play support characters
>lose

I wish I had an actual team to play with

>>382311634
>being so insecure about helping your own teammates/friends instead of fragging

>>382311964
>playing teambased games without a team
Doing it wrong.

If you're a support you're a glorified bot.
Stay the FUCK out of my way while I win the game. You can leech off of me all you want like the fucking parasite you are. Know your fucking place.

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>>382307815
>listen up everyone
>my girlfriend is joining the guild
>so I'm laying down some new rules:

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>>382310261
>Get shafted

i'll say anon

>>382307815
>He fell for the support meme

>>382307815
U like it don't you? You fucking slut.

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>tfw i only started playing support because it's what nobody else wants to play
>tfw i really like it

>>382310842
>I don't come to /v/ as often as I used to so I don't see all these threads. I'm always glad when there's a sissy erp thread up when I come here.
What in the actual fuck do you come to /v/ for you flaming homofucking faggot? Just go to >>>/y/ or >>>/lgbt/

And you guys
>>382307815
>>382308858
>>382309460
>>382310248
>>382311873
>>382312183
need to stop behaving like thirsty faggy whores with a dildo up your ass

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Epic thread

>>382312364
You need some good fuck

i want someone with a feminine voice who i can jerk off with over voice

reply with your discord

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>Everyone playing support or tank
>Not Sniper

Losers

>>382307815

>anime pic

please die

>>382312364
i really don't like erp desu
i can't even use my mic in games anymore because people always try to erp at me and it's just so...cringy
> >>382312445
like this
all the time
constantly

>playing support
>allies dont follow instructions
>walk out my ability range
>run out and get killed
>even though i can instantly teleport to them and rez i take my time
>let the enemies surround me
>basically tank the entire wave spamming my shield on myself so they get it
>they still run out and die
God most people are retards. I basically show them I cant fucking die and can spam my abilities. The more they die stupidly, the longer I wait to rez them until they get it.

>>382312517
too bad

post your discord, i want to get off to your voice

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>>382307815
>play healer
>teammate taking unnecessary damage
>never heal them
>they die
>never rez them
>instead of spirit rezzing they decide to get mad
>whole group angry at me and threatening to kick me if I don't rez them
>stand my ground
>start a vote to kick them with the message 'asshole healer'
>it passes
>can't vote kick more than one person so they have to finish with me
>call them retards at the end
I kinda miss WoW

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>>382307815
>support main
>they constantly order me around
i enjoy it
>they say good healer at the end of the game

Currently making a new profile for pretending to be a girl online with.
Give me some name recommendations.

>>382313443
Or should I pretend to be a trap instead? Which one do you think would earn me the most items?

>>382313503
definitely trap
so many pathetic chasers will give you everything for just acknowledging they exist
i find what you're doing deplorable, but i wish you the best of luck
you could even start with this guy
> >>382312445

>>382312421
found them all

>>382313443
High priestess.

>>382308945
>implying any anime this season was good
fuck off.

>>382313640
but i dont care about relationships or friendships

i just want to get off. had the best fap of my life with someone i met over r9k

>>382313443
Take something that hints at you being into femdom.
There's a lot of submissive betas like me around.

>>382313640
What should I do if they were to demand pictures though? I don't sound like a trap neither.
Should I actually become a trap before even trying?
>>382313692
That's exactly what I'm after, not shoving a female name in someone's face but when they check your profile they see that you've set your real name as a female name.

What about the avatar? I'm thinking Samus or Mercy. Should I go with some cropped facebook pic instead?

>>382313842
Lara Croft or Samus.
That's all that comes to mind, since they're well known and "strong" female leads.
I'm out of decent ideas for names, though.
Anime would drive some people away, so those are the best options.

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>play Friday the 13th
>spawn as counselor
>Jason instantly teleports outside my cabin
>tell him to fuck off and start glitching through the wall

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>>382312094
Is there a booru for these?

>>382313813
is femdom the majority fetish among betas? i thought it was submissiveness because they like feeling power they don't normally get
i guess it does depend where you look though

>>382313842
you could just get some from /lgbt/ or /soc/ pretty easily
hell, even people from /lgbt/ and /soc/ do that regularly
or facebook/google, really, but don't make it obvious and remember to crop/recolor to make reverse searches harder
i wouldn't recommend becoming a trap unless you're really committed to getting some form of currency from desperate betas
but even the suggestion that you would be willing to actually become a trap says that you may need to think this through further, and on a deeper, more honest, level
where are you thinking of catfishing, anyway? you should really play to your audience if you want the best results

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For years I never understood: why is /v/ full of the most faggots who love submissive erp? why is it that healer mains are gay faggots If they're not women? this is why unlike dps or tanks, support mains are cringey people.

>>382314269
how long has this been a thing, anyway? because i've been a healer since way before i went on /v/

>>382314258
>i guess it does depend where you look though
Yeah, true. I just see many submissive men on 4chan.

>>382314416
tru tru
i mean, they could look up the most searched for porn results and play off of that, but then you get data from normies
and normies don't usually pay others just for existing unless they're athletes or celebrities

>>382307815
>play support
>want to help my team and keep them alive
>they dont help me
>wonders why i cant keep them alive

hello?

>>382312471
Welcome to 4chan, anon

>>382314532
>Play support
>Still outdamages the team's dps
Are most people online shitters nowadays?

>>382314609
delete this

>>382314680
>play Zenyatta
>gold healing, damage, kills, objective time
EXPERIENCE

supporting is fun, but it's not fun when having to support complete retards

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>tanking in expert roulette in ffziv
>healer is standing around doing nothing, occasionally throwing on a regen on me
>no dps, no dots, just standing around and healing adk
>start standing in aoes
>tell my pocket dps dragoon best friend to stand in aoes as well on steam chat
>healer now has more work to do
>asking "d-did your gear break? ;_;"
>keep doing it, stopped popping defensive cooldowns
>"idk man they just do a lot of damage :^)"
>after completing he doesn't commend me or my dragoob best friend
>get a whisper, it's the healer
>"pl-please don't do th-that again"
>adds me
>is a submissive chronic erper

They're all dumb sluts

>>382314909
but who is the best girl

>>382310314
>not finding that sexy

Later homo

>>382313717
Not him but The Royal Tutor was pretty good.

>>382314964
Coffee

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>>382307815
>play support
>think you are not the group bitch
Know your place, bitch.

>>382314909
Maybe I should resub and play with my tank after all.
Just kidding, I'm too submissive and shy to dominate healsluts.

SO MANY VIDEO GAMES IN THIS THREAD

>>382308945
Srkaisuru kado

>>382315017
>fujobait-the show.

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>>382307815
>Play support because I don't like waiting for long queues/fighting over silly shit
>Teamates think I don't know how to play other classes and make fun of me
>Friends and family who play vidya with me always baffled with that and try to coerce me into asking for childish 1v1s
>They are the ones who end up getting me into trouble with other players and once I beat them, they spam me with rematches or just call me a fag/hacker.
>Mfw is literally your gif to both my friends and my opponent.

I like to be comfy, don't get me into my solo play mode, please.

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>get forced to play support in a MOBA
>dick around because i don't care and i don't want to play support
luckily my best bro likes playing support so it doesn't happen often and we do cheesy duo lanes

>>382314410
Fairly recently, I'd say around 5 years give or take.

>>382316328
>Cheese duo lanes
>Cheese Lane/Jungle
Fucking best feeling. They never expect it.

If anything, supports should be telling people what to do. Where to go to get adequate support and all. Well, it should be equal but my point is supports should equally have a say.

>>382314269
prison gay, a lot of people on here (like me) have 0 chance or opportunity to get with women (and have nothing to offer to women anyways because we're all lazy, horrible people) so you either become the "woman' or you get with someone who becomes the "woman"
repressed homosexuality is also a factor

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>play mage

>get a cool as fuck mount

Losers.

>>382312421
found him

>>382313717
Uchouten Kazoku was pretty good

>>382316529
Yeah, that's true. Though I've found feminine boys attractive all along.

>>382310003
Creator's sister disowned him for being a creepy cunt that obsesses over incest.
nuff said

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>>382316503
alright honey, we'll talk about it once i'm done carrying this game