>tfw

>>382283750
But will it be made out of Nintendium?

>>382283750
You can make that right now using this thing:

https://www.asus.com/us/Single-Board-Computer/Tinker-Board/

Perfectly powerful enough to handle most gamecube games using Dolphin.

Then just get a cheap box, paint it purple, and put it in.

>>382283750
What games would it have?

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>>382283750
does the Gamecube even have 30 good games on it?

>>382284371
Prime 4

Will it have a handle attached to the back so you can carry it around like a lunchbox?

>>382283750
This one i'd buy desú.

>>382283750
Sure, in 2030.

>>382284608
A Gamecube Classic would have like 8 games tops. The amount of storage, hardware, and controller with 8 games would push this thing to $80-$100 easily.

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>>382284351
>cheapass processor
>cheapass arm processor
>running dolphin
sure.

>>382284351
That thing looks cool no doubt, but it probably wouldn't be able to run dolphin very well.

FUCK THAT
I WANT MY FUCKING N64 CLASSIC
WITH IMPROVED CONTROLLER

FIX THE FUCKING STICKS NINTENDO

>>382284351
>have to fuck around and program for 30 hours to make it work
>still cant use gamecube controllers
>also have to buy mini gamecube case which still doesnt look right since its a fuzzy 3d printed much

a GameCube you can put in your pocket

I'd prefer a PS1 mini.

DO YOU HERE ME SONY? I HAVE MONEY I WANT TO SPEND FRIVOLOUSLY!

>>382284371
Super Mario Sunshine
The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker
Metroid Prime
Pikmin
Mario Kart: Double Dash
Kirby Air Ride
Pokemon Coliseum
Chibi Robo
Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
Super Smash Bros. Melee
Luigi's Mansion

>>382283750
I don't see the point in these "mini" Nintendo consoles. I already have a softmodded Wii that can do much, much more. I get that they're mostly for normies who are either too lazy or stupid to figure shit out, but their popularity is honestly kind of surprising.

>>382284782
Mmmmh... I thought that the controller was perfect

>>382284351
>le "let's make a raspberry pi xd" faggot

People buying these things are nostalgiafags and buyfags. Nobody will build a memepie just because some fag on the internet told them so.

What's next, getting angry because people go to the movies instead of downloading the torrent or waiting for the bluray?

>>382283750
do this but make it take the actual disks, they'll fit perfectly

>>382285040
well not all of us live on Mars OK, some of us humans haven't yet learned how to awaken our third arm

>>382285009
Some people like to play legitimately.

And a lot of normies are too retarded to figure stuff like emulation out, as you rightly assumed.

>>382285009
Wii can't do HD so you're missing one of the biggest points, which is to look good on a modern TV.

Would it include the unreleased GC version of Super Paper Mario?

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Already got my gamecube right here.

>>382284608

>Pikmin
>Pikmin 2
>Luigi's Mansion
>Sunshine
>Twin Snakes
>Jungle Beat
>Donkey Konga
>Monkey Ball
>Monkey Ball 2
>Animal Crossing
>Killer 7
>TTYD
>Viewtiful Joe
>Rogue Leader
>Timesplitters 2
>Prime 1
>Prime 2
>Soulcalibur 2
>Beyond Good and Evil
>Battalion Wars
>Sands of Time
>F Zero GX
>Kirby's Air Ride
>Wind Waker
>Eternal Darkness
>Fuckin' Melee
>Twilight Princess (you could count it)
>Resident Evil 4
>Resident Evil
>Wario World
>Double Dash
>Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles
>Star Fox Adventures
>Star Fox Assault
>Sonic Adventure 2: Battle
>Sonic Adventure DX
>Amazing Island

There's 38.

>>382285061
Mini disks even compared to the original instead.

>>382285123
You clearly don't understand /s amigo

>>382283750
As far as nostalgia plays go, nintendo could release a gameboy and n64 mini.

Going past that is pointless. There just isnt much gc nostalgia out there.

>>382285258
forget what i said, this guy's smart, he knows what's up. phone him up nintendo

>>382285176
>any console before wii u looking good on an hd tv
wii to hdmi is the best you can possibly get, and it's still garb

>>382285049
I have read this post 4 times and I stand don't understand what you're trying to say.

>>382284608
if we are going by exclusives no

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>>382283750
>tfw the best wrestling game on a Nintendo console will never be ported

Goddamn you Benoit

>>382285123
>>382285040
I love the controller, nigga.
I hate the FUCKING STICK.

>>382285254
they arent gonna put games that werent exclusive to the gamecube

>>382284608
Pokemon Colloseum
Pokemon xD
Pikmin
Pikmin 2
Super Mario Sunshine
Mario Kart Double Dash
Paper Mario Thousand Year Door
Luigis Mansion
Windwaker
Twilight Princess
Zelda Collectors Edition
Harvest Moon Magical Melody
Animal Crossing
Sonic Adventure DX
Sonic Adventure 2
Super Monkey Ball
Super Monkey Ball 2
Smash Melee
Tales of Symphonia
Skies of Arcadia
Twin Snakes
Warioware
Metroid Prime
Metroid Prime 2
Mega Man Anniversary
Mega Man X Collection
Re4
Soul Calibur 2
Viewtiful Joe
Viewtiful Joe 2
Ikaruga
F-Zero GX

I don't know if that's all of em but these are the ones I own that are good

>>382283750
Won't have PSO so i wouldn't get excited

>>382283750
>HDMI Input
>Vanilla Melee in it
Literally a godsend for everyone asking for Melee HD.

>>382285176
Upscaling a game from 240p to "HD" resolutions does not necessarily make it look better. Often it has the opposite effect actually.

>>382285525
nice autism

>>382285254
38 +

>>382285504
11

= Almost 50 potential games for this 'never-going-to-happen' hardware.

Can anyone name one more to get it to 50?

>>382285525
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5CFKKrSt24

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>>382285254
>>Twin Snakes
>>Jungle Beat
>>Donkey Konga
>>Killer 7
>>Viewtiful Joe
>>Rogue Leader
>>Timesplitters 2
>>Soulcalibur 2
>>Beyond Good and Evil
>>Battalion Wars
>>Sands of Time
>>Eternal Darkness
>>Amazing Island (maybe)

List is nice but these games would require addional hardware, are stuck in the legal limbo or would require a big incentive from their original developers


>>382285381
tl;dr: buyfags gonna buy, casuals gonna casual. It's just that /v/ gets so easily triggered these days by the smallest things.

>>382284879
>implying you couldnt already

>>382285504
Let's get this out of the way
>xD

>>382285665
Super Mario Strikers

>>382285254
I think we can safely say that only Nintendo exclusives will be included, with maybe some exceptions like RE4 and Killer7

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I breathe a sigh of realief knowing I already own all the top N64, Gamecube, Wii, and Wii-U games Games

>>382285693
Even still, 25 isn't bad.

It's not 30, but it's not bad.

>>382285798
I miss Gamecube cased with unique boxarts on the spine instead of white with a logo.

Or even worse, the games that have no art on the spine. Just plain text.

>>382285665
How is that 11

>>382285679
The dude said is doesn't necessarily always make it look better, and he's still correct.

Sure it absolutely does sometimes like in that video, but just as often it makes it look like shit.

>>382284937
I wish
it would probably be more like

Mario Sunshine
Starfox Adventures
Starfox Assault
Pokemon Channel
Mario Kart Double Dash
Mario Party 7
Metroid Prime
Pikmin
Super Mario Baseball
Twilight Princess

>>382285798
now you should invest in a better shelf

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At the rate they're releasing this the console that replaces switch will be out on mini version before actual thing

>>382285381
>I'm retarded

It's okay you don't need to tell us.

>>382285504
>XD
Get out

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>>382284608
There's not gonna be 30 games anymore, it'll be 25+2 games for the NES dogbone toploader mini, 18+2 games for the SNES second version mini, 14+4 games for the virtual boy mini, and so on and so on...

>>382284937
>no fzero gx
What a piece of piss

>>382286067
>>382285729
kill yourselves
It's not funny at all

>>382286228
LOL!1! xD

>>382286228
>Being this new

>>382286228
>no fun allowed
Fuck off.

>>382286348
>>382286382
I'm tired of it. Why can't we discuss a good video game without retards making unfunny jokes until the end of time. The joke has run its course. If it wasn't literally every time the game is mentioned MAYBE it could be slightly amusing.

>tfw we'll never get a Wii U mini

>>382283750

Wait, what about N64 mini?

>>382286382

>no discussion of Pokemon XD allowed
>ever

No, fuck you.

>>382286563
64 emulation is still bad

>>382286581
>XD

Reddit is thataway, bub.

I'd buy it only if it came with miniaturized versions of the already mini CDs.

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>>382285942
>used to have a similar shelf with stuff stacked on stuff stacked on stuff
>that glorious feel when putting up a proper shelf

>>382283750
>Gamecube games are 1.3GB in size
Oh boy, can't wait for it to cost $150 because Nintendo uses the excuse that "storage space is expensive".

>>382286563
that would be le ebin nostalgia please sell the same shit to me again nintendo please I beg you I need to buy your products once, twice, thrice times a female!

>>382285512
There are so many perfectly fine ways to play PSO already. Playing on Dolphin or playing Blue Burst on a private server are both good options.

>>382284351
Dolphin doesn't emulate Gamecube games perfectly and certainly wouldn't run on a 2 bob rig.

>>382286814
Is private server Blue Burst even remotely populated? Do you need other people to enjoy PSO? I'm terribly afraid of interacting with people even in online games.

>>382286689

You're a fucking degenerate kike and someone should gun you down in the streets like the fucking piece of shit that you are, you mealy mouthed son of a bitch.

>>382286814
I know but I'd rather break out a gamecube or wii and play it that way with all my friends.

>>382284351
You can buy a a Wii and hack that for less money.

Same with any other Nintendo minis. The only reason to buy one is to flip for profit.

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>>382287204

>>382287227
Just emulate it in splitscreen on Dolphin, that way you can actually see what you're doing thanks to the resolution increase.

>>382283750
It has to be after the N64 Mini, if that's possible.

Some challenges:
>Cannot use RARE's games, except DK64.
>Goldeneye, Mickey Speedway USA, or other licenses won't be included, because obvious reasons.
>Midway is dead, so there's that.
>Turok cannot be included due to Acclaim's bankruptcy, and it's IP now owned by Night Dive studios.
>Speaking of Acclaim, Extreme-G, XG2, Forsaken, and Re-Volt won't be on there.
>The 64DD games won't be much of an inclusion, because that peripheral never saw the light outside Japan.
>Mortal Kombat 4 & Trilogy may be possible, but not very likely.
>Wipeout 64 can't be included either, because Sony owned the IP.

>>382287349

No, it was just a prank, bro. ____XD

>>382287453
Didn't know you could splitscreen on Dolphin.
Thank you.

>>382284756
>cheap, dated hardware
So, like all cucksoles?

Actually, I will admit that the PedoStation4 is on par with a high end PC from 10 years ago.

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>>382285693
my nigga

>>382287769

Don't you have some games to be petitioning for?

>>382287682
Well split-screen is a function within the game itself, so why wouldn't you be able to?

>>382284867
Here is how I can tell that you're a cucksole fag.

You are too stupid to comprehend that you can literally order a usb gamecube controller online. Than again, you probably don't know that you can use a controller on pc, or even hook up a pc to a tv, or free online is a thing. Also, you dont know that you can have a relationship without having a pet bull. You'll learn that, if you ever find a girl desperate enough to date your beta ass.

>>382286480
It's such a fucking waste to even type it in. Unless you are way bored out of your mind, what would make you type the captcha in just for something stupid like ">XD get out".

>>382284751
The snes mini is like $80.

>>382284608
AC: Population Growing
LoZ:Windwaker
Luigi's Mansion
SSB:Melee
Super MarioSunshine
MK:Double Dash
MP:4
MP:5
MP:6
MP:7
LoZ:Twilight Princess
Amazing Island
F-Zero GX
FE:PoR
Kirby Air Ride
PM:TTYD
Pokemon Colosseum
Pokemon Emoticon Gale of Darkness
Star Fox Assault
Super Mario Strikers
Mario Superstar Baseball
1080 Avalanche
Cubivore Replayed this one recently gameplay was as good as I remember but the OST was unforgivably grating

That's 23 great games. I'm sure Ninty could pull 7 so-so games from somewhere to slap onto it.

>>382284930
They always copy nintendo, so you can count on a ps4 mini.

As long as you pay the Playstation postal fee++plus++!
It's a fee (on top of shipping) that you pay directly to Sony for them send it.
It's like a subscription, that's only a one time use. You also need the get a subscription for it and a subscription for the subscription. Also, for an extra $99.99 a month, you can get Playstation air! Based Sony will allow you to breathe while you play (watch) their games (movies). It also comes with a free ($99.99 daily) wife's son to diddle

>>382289339
>calling Nintengod classics merely "great"

>>382289339
>MP:4
>MP:5
>MP:6
>MP:7
>doesn't list actually good games like Metroid Prime, Killer 7, Viewtiful Joe, Resident Evil 4 and REmake
lol

>>382285009
Cucksole fags can't into computers.

Thinking for themselves is too vast and scary.

>>382283750
It would be pretty retarded to make a mini version of this. It's already pretty small. They should just flat out sell the actual gamecube again, or a normal sized one but with built in games. That's a pretty big jump in memory from SNES and N64 to GCN.

>>382289628
Ps1, ps2, ps3, psp, ps vita mini, as well!

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>>382289663
>4 fucking Mario parties
>neither Pikmin game

I BUY GAMES MULTIPLE TIMES HAHA THIS IS SANE

If it has melee I buy one just to destroy it.

>>382287769

how old are you man