She's on sale right now!

>>382262732
what a cheap whore

>>382262732
I'll take two.

>>382262732
I got memed by /v/ with this crap

>buy nier because I like anime and buts
>prologe is just like a NES game
>first open area has huge shitty textures and its fucking empty

refunded after 2 hours.

>>382263310
you just described BOTW perfectly.

>>382263310
>>382263392
You both have wrong opinions.

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i wish i had money to buy it

>>382263793
pirate it? it's better than nothing

>>382263310
I also got memed by /v/ with Nintendo in general.

Pro tip: Never listen to /v/.

i'm having a blast with this game. I don't like being told constantly that the game has multiple endings. makes me feel like I have to do every damn side mission and I just want to play at my own pace

>>382263793
Get a job

>>382264035
There are no missables in the game so do whatever the fuck you want

>>382263880
if i dont manage to scrape up enough money before the sales end i probably will.

>>382263310

ahh summer

i will wait until the next sale when it gets more patched and cheaper.
Unrelated question, i was going to pirate this but my xbox 360 controller died, can i buy an xbone controller with the play and charge kit to use on pc to avoid having to buy batteries? or is that kit for xbone only?

how's the pc vs ps4 version, i usually play shit on pc but i know bad ports happen a lot

>>382263310
taro games have very low budget and if fanservice enableing scum like you dont deserve to experience good vidya

>tfw played this "perfect" game at a friend's house
>almost fall asleep during the second bossfight
This game is ridiculous simple. Music is alright.
Is everyone literally overpraising this game because "thicc robobutt x'd" ?

>>382263392
>>382263974
>he doesnt like this game he must be a nintendo baby
>>382264205
he doesnt like this game he must be a newfag

?

>>382264195

Except burying 2B after finding her message for 9S[/spioler].

>>382264262
Save yourself some money and just buy the controller and a separate microusb cable.

>>382264349
>low budget
it doesnt matter
just put a few enemies here and there, better fishing and combos and the game would be tolerable

>>382263310
>prologue is just like a NES game

What did he mean by this?

>>382264414
>take my post out of context and think im being passive aggressive about console war shit

?

>>382264598

Means he's underage, and has no fucking idea what he's on about.

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>>382264598

>>382264682

That's Atari.

>>382264395
it's art you microcuck you won't get it because of your brain

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>>382264768
you get the point fucking autist

>>382264682
>Space Invaders
>NES

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>mfw I found out Yosuke Saito busted his ass to get this game out
>mfw it actually sold well and everyone is happy in the end

>>382264852

But SHMUPS sections of Automata pay homage to various 5th and 6th gen games of the same genre. What the fuck are you talking about?

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>>382262732
you mean 9S is on sale right now

>>382264195
Except expecting a true final boss after ending E.
That happened to me.

>>382264852

Yeah I get how underage and retarded you are.

>>382265143
mishima's a fucking weirdo

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>>382264971

As disappointing as it was I'm also glad it did well.

>>382265305
lol you mad

>>382262732
For $42

I've been playing this pretty much non stop for 2 days

I'm poor :)

>>382263310
I wish I didn't buy this game late

I missed all the good discussion, and now its just "man dis game sux"

>>382265581

Elaborate.

Finished it once. Got bored maybe after an hour in 9S's route. Do they seriously expect me to do the same boring missions with the same mediocre combat all over again?

>>382262732

I need to play the orignal first but I dont have a xbox or ps3.

>>382265870
I wonder how many people have thought this and stopped playing

>>382265814

Just wait until summer is over.

>>382265870

>same

Combat is different for 9S though. Have you actually played the game?

>>382266209
That's funny.

I thought that I had to finish the same game 4 times, thankfully it changes pretty fast.

>>382262732
Why did you lie to me? It's $60 on PSN.

>>382262732

Controls are ass, esp in the hacking segments that are everywhere with 9s. Glad i pirated it, awful port

>>382266395

You didn't actually play this with kb+m did you?

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>>382264035
The side missions of this game aren't some simple fetch quests so maybe you find some that you enjoy

>>382266395
Nigga, you trying to play a heavily action-focused game with a KB+M? You have only yourself to blame.

>>382263392
B-BUT NINTENDO!!

>>382264852
>check calendar
>summer

Ooooh now this makes sense.

>>382262732
Literally the greatest video game of all time and the peak of the industry.

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>people hating on 9S

He was the only fun character because he wasn't retardedly OP, and having the option to hack and subjugate or control enemies was fun.

>>382266061
You don't need to it's fine just playing automata

>>382266714
>he's not retardedly OP.

???
If anything everyone is OP, just dodge spam.

post ass

>people ITT acting like Nier Automata is irredeemable garbage

When people on /v/ say that a game is intolerable, the only thing to take away from that is that /v/ is being /v/, because /v/ says that every game is intolerable. A term that applies to everything is useless for describing anything, and overusing negative terms that are necessary to talk about quality standards renders a community incapable of actually discussing quality standards. In order for there to be a bad, there needs to be a good, and there needs to be things in between amazing and intolerable. Bad needs to be a special kind of game that devs can and should aim to avoid.

Shitposting or relevance in the development process. Pick one. You can't have both.

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>>382266823
>just dodge spam

Sorry, I'm not a faggot. I actually like taking full advantage of combat without being a shitty scrub. Also what I meant was his attacks are generally weaker.

>>382266714
They mostly hate him because he killed A2

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>>382263310
>refunded after 2 hours
nigga what? After 2 hours Steam's refund policy wont let you refund it

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>>382266714
>>382266965

>this great P* combat wasted on enemies more useless than shades
>only enemies worth a shit show up at the end of the game

>>382266593
>>382266529

No excuse, played console ports that were far, far better in the controls department than this. DMC can do it and its faster, but this cant? please, japs just never took care of the overcorrection.

>>382264349
>taro games have very low budget
Then why the fuck they want full AAA price for it?

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>>382267307
>DMC

here we fucking go again

>>382266309
>Combat is different for 9S though.
It all boils down to the same simplistic combat. Adding hacking doesn't change much.

>>382262732
>Be me
>Buy nier cause 10/10 and on sale
>Shit laptop
>Start playing on default settings
>5 FPS
>Struggle through it cause its Nier
>Give up and switch res settings
>Low graphics
>800x640
>Start playing again
>15 fps
>Get through the tutorial level
>Witness this masterpiece
>Meet the commander
>Try to go to the next level of the game
>5 fps when all the shit happens

Even with this shitty experience, I fucking love this game.

Someone make me a PC thx

>>382265581
you know saying that doesn't work if you're getting mad for being retarded

>>382267635
hate it however you want, it was a bad port itself and STILL had better controls.

>>382267730
I hope you installed FAR anon

>>382267730
To think I was sad it dropped to 54fps at 1440p

Redpill me on Near A Tomato.

>>382267730
>Be me

Go back to /b/.

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>>382267730
Lol what?

Everything in this game except main characters models and maybe other female models is just very plain, ugly and has zero design efforts and imagination put into it, game is just bad in terms of overall visuals. Although gooks must have been okay with it as long as they can stare at ass, and so are weebs.

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>>382267730
come to my house and I'll let you play.

>>382267701

>can't do more complex combos
>can't cancel as easily
>most people don't even know he has heavy attacks
>a whole new function and playstyle where you can actually control enemies
>doesn't change much

>>382266965
How do I get that good

>>382264323
I don't know why this got no replies.

PC port is kinda shite and requires a mod to make it decent. I had no problems once I installed the fix mod though.

So get the PS4 version if its an option.

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>>382268492
Figure out combos and practice

>>382268492

By playing better P* games. Not even joking. The combat is wasted in this game because the enemies literally just stand there. Go play Bayonetta or something.

>>382268240
Well can I fuck you?

>>382268101
Are you trying to shit on the machines? They're one of the most visually creative enemy designs to come out in a long time. Unless you just didn't play it, in which case shitpost away.

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>>382268581
>I don't know why this got no replies.

Because it's a question google easily answers.

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>>382267976
It's got thicc.

>>382266634
>He has to check a calendar to know it's summer
Being this retarded must be hard.

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>>382268734
>They're one of the most visually creative enemy designs to come out in a long time

How much of the game do I play as the girl with the nice butt? I heard she isn't actually the main character and you don't play as her for most of the game.

>>382267143

I'm honestly surprised more people haven't taken issue with this.

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>>382268734
>They're one of the most visually creative enemy designs to come out in a long time

>>382269161
Elaborate, they all have nice butts

>>382266853
There's a popularity threshold where if it reaches it the shitposting is at max capacity.
I remember the Minecraft or Undertale threads being one of the most peaceful threads on neo /v/.

>>382269451
The one at the top of this thread. Although I'm glad to hear there's more playable girls with nice butts.

2B is her name right? How often can I play as her? And is this game kind of light hearted and comedic or is it serious?

>>382267094
I've gotten refunds for games after 4 hours before.

I don't like anime and I don't like to play games that seem to play themselves and first and foremost I don't like games

>>382267094
You didn't read their actual policy you twat.

It says: You can get an AUTOMATIC REFUND WITHOUT QUESTION unlessyoudoitalotfineprint if you've owned it for less than 2 weeks or played 2 hours or less.

You can get a regular refund at any time but it will be sent to a human being to evaluate it.

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>>382269754
what the fuck man. I tried refunding a copy of MK9 I got for a friend cause he didn't play it at all so we both agreed to it.

Steam didn't allow the refund because he had 2 hours and TWELV E FUCKING MINUTES.

>tfw hate 2B's design now since it made the game so hard to talk about or praise
should have just made 9S the main character from the start

>>382269718
You'll forget about the ass the moment you step into that hell of a world.

>>382265581
mad for you bby:^)

Will a GTX 750 Ti run this?

>>382269970

>talk about

[ ] Make a post about the thing that you want to talk about
[x] Bitch that people are talking about things that you don't want to talk about, ironically turning the subject even further towards a cancerous combination of said thing and meta discussion; tendency to derail the thread into off-topic discussion: high


>or praise

That sounds like a problem on your end.

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>>382268734
>They're one of the most visually creative enemy designs to come out in a long time.

>>382263310
This

>>382270475

This what?

>>382270697
This.

>>382268240
Where do you live?

>>382268581
that's what i was probably going to do, but thanks

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I already bought that cuties game.

I'm not seeing the sale anywhere.

Is OP trolling?

>>382269967
I refubded nier:a after 3 hours of gameplay because my pc couldnt handle the open world. But i asked for eam wallet refund instead f actual cash.

>>382273040

It's not an openworld game.

>>382272553
Is there more?

>>382273123
it is open world, its just not a very big world

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>>382273131
As far as I know these are the only two. Don't know much about the artist.

>>382266714
>he wasn't retardedly OP
He's almost as strong as berserk mode A2 despite not requiring a specialized build to absolutely facefuck the game wide open. And both 9S and A2 are stronger than 2B.

>>382262732
Trash that isnt even worth a pirate

>>382267002
spoilers, man
spoilers

>>382274151
Oh shit sorry, I forgot to mark it

I'll buy it if my shitty ass 750ti can run it

>>382266209
Steam achievements are 40%/30%/20% for endings A/B/E.
Thats a pretty normal distribution, so most people played it till the proper end.

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>>382262732
Game looks boring to me, always jerk off before making any decisions so my dick doesn't sway me.

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>>382273753
there's at least one more other than the one I'm posting now

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>>382273753

>>382266343
steam

>>382274406
tfw I completely missed that post the first time but just clicked on that back link like an idiot when I’m on the 3rd part of the game

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A2!

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>draw a girl
>call it a robot
>sell millions of copies of your shitty generic button mashing game to desperate weebs

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>>382276058
Et tu, A2?

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So I heard you shouldn't do too many side quests because you'll out level or out gear or some shit and everything will be too easy. Is this true?

>>382276775
No, it's easy either way.
Play hard mode for difficulty.

>>382276274
>shitty generic button mashing
how true is this?
im considering getting the game

>>382276775
Yeah, but you can nerf yourself by not using the upgrade chip system.

>>382264598
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dhBhCOlcbk

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I wanted to play as the big butt robot girl but most the of game forces you to play as a little boy. This is the worse.

>>382276775
Some side quests are extremely important for understanding what the fuck the going on and a few of them make certain story reveals way more powerful and impactful.

>>382262863
/thread

>>382267002
FUCK YOU ASSHOLE

>buying a 2B
This is like that sidequest where that one guy makes his own boy android to love and the android wants you to end his existence

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>>382262732
Does she come in plus-size models?

>>382262732
Is SE ever going to patch it? I'll buy in then.

>>382277515
your fatty fetish is unhealthy

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>>382277238
Waifufags are the worst.

>>382275964
If it helps that outcome will be made pretty obvious

>>382263310
I got memed by people saying it's like Bayonetta.
It's not.

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ahhmm how do humans make babies?

>>382277435
chill it's no sudden plottwist moment you could smell it from miles away

Still too expensive for what you get.

>>382278047
p*nis goes in vagoo

>>382277996

But that's just ending D, is that the canon one? D into E or C into E.

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>>382278047
>the cute awkwardness in her voice in japanese dub when she tells 9S to come up with an answer instead of her
They are both still children, cute and innocent.

>>382277996
I figured it’d happen anyway with how he’s being a little bitch about it in this act

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>>382277704
My obsession with my fatty fetish is also relatively unhealthy as well.

>>382278219
Toobie and Nines are the biggest dorks on the whole planet.

>>382278184
I'm pretty sure it's D into E so yes, it's canon

>>382278252
>3500lbs

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>>382277238
>This is the worst.
I think you meant to say the best. To be fair, 9S's gameplay isn't as fun as 2B's, so I'll give you that.

>>382262863
Whores are based

>>382278560
>9S's gameplay isn't as fun as 2B's
Eh, he has his own quirks even aside from hacking.
No other game in quite a while gave me a feeling of playing a fucking Lancer as much as spear 9S.

>>382278389
Fucking this.
>expect bad ass robots tearing shit up
>get two permavirgins running around, too socially awkward to talk to each other properly

>>382262732
How would one pirate an android sex doll?

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>>382278871
>androids
>permavirgins

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>>382278871
To be fair they are both extremely badass even in a middle of awkwardness.
>2B watches at birds in the Factory and tries to brush off 9S
>meanwhile 9S tears down half of the fucking Factory defence forces alone

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>>382279025

>>382278871
Side materials only make it more adorable.
>2B felt a surge of emotions upon hearing how happy 9S sounded when she told him that he didn’t need to address her so formally

>Oh man.
>I wonder, when will she finally call me Nines?
>Whyyy is she so stubborn?
>She’s always soooo serious.
>I mean, we’ve gone on all these missions together.
>So I think we’ve spent plenty of time together…

I want her in my next illusion game with VR updato Anon
Lives is so good in VR™

>>382278871
2B could probably cause 9S to spontaneously self-destruct just by brushing up against him

Best character is Jean-Paul