>LOL U MAD? how the fuck do you respond without sounding mad?

dumb frogposter

>>382255376
Just say yes fag

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I'm mad for you

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>>382255376

no u mad

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unironically want to know this lmao

>>382255982
t. mad person.

>>382255376

XD

Nah I'm cool.

>>382255376
Not really.

>>382256309
>he mad

>>382256092
t. more mad person

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>>382255376

>>382255376
I will shit on your dads dead grave

>>382255376
no u

Honestly though I don't know but I wish I did. Verbal sparring in vidya is sometimes more important than being good at the game. It's usually best to be gracious so it doesn't devolve into insults and shit though

>>382255476
>>382255376
Really though, this is a pretty good way. Then just say something like

"lol u laughing?"

or something equally obvious without being outright mean. It makes them look stupid that they pointed out the obvious.

>>382255376
"You havin a bit of a laugh there m8?"

>>382255376

I'M NOT FUCKING MAD YOU PIECE OF SHIT REEEEE FUCKIN kill YOURSELF

>>382256381
Nope.

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Just walk away from the screen nigga

>>382256725
he mad lol

>>382255376
>r u k?

>>382256926
What?

>>382255376
>he actually responds to shitters

>>382255376
>No I'm sad, I'm sad at you.

Pretend to be super fucking mad by typing in caps.

>>382255376
if you are mad, you say yes, if you're not, you say no

then if they don't believe you, why care about what they think?

I spout random gibberish nobody understands so I win because nobody can argue with me

>>382257070

>he plays competitive games with children

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ITS NOT THAT HARD

>lol u mad ?
>why u jelly ?

or

>ez
>like ur mom

There you go, now stop making these threads

>inb4 he mad
Totally not see that coming

>>382255376
maybe

>>382256725
>>382256372
Holy fucking shit this guy's upset lol he keeps coming back for more

>>382257217
he mad

: (

You don't.

"not particularly"

>>382257307
gj man

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>TIME TO SPAM MY LE REDDIT CRINGE BINDS XDDDD AND SPAM DA CHAT
I never say anything but i quietly wish these subhuman would die.

Dont.

You don't respond to that. And I don't even mean that in a "that's the correct response to look cool" kind of way, but as in, why would you even feel the need to respond to that.

"not even agitated"

Just reply with "I'm gonna suck your asshole through your dick you fucking faggot"

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>>382255376
Always this.

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>>382255376
Call him a nigger.

>>382255376
Not as mad as when I made mad love to your mom

>>382255376
By saying you are made
or absolutely fucking pissed

There's no power in them pointing out you are mad, so act more mad than you actually are to make their pointless observation useless.

>>382255376
you dont respond

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Respond with " :^) " to anything they say to you.
I can guarantee you they will get mad.

>>382257776
>Validating their claim
Confirmed aspie

>>382255376
use a question mark but delay the response

Just do what I just did :^)

>>382257776
>Respond with " :^) "
You're being passive aggressive as a result of being mad.

>>382257834
See? It works :^)

>>382255376
Fuck you shit cunt

"no u"
or the reversed
Write them private a message and maybe come off as an absolute psycho.

>>382257776
lol fucking mad loser :^)

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>mad cuz bad

"i actually am lol"

and then the next thing you know the two of you become good friends


alternatively "wtf how did you know"

>>382255376
''I know you are but what am I?''

>>382257925
Okay.

>>382255376
"I'm not mad, just dissapointed."

:^))))))))))

>>382255376
yes, extremely. please stop.

I don't say anything
Because, you know, they can't be sure I even saw the message
And even if they keep telling themselves "y-yeah, h-he mad" they will never be sure if I just missed the message while contemplating their sad existence.

>>382258143
>THAT'S WHAT YOUR PARENTS SAID WHEN YOU WERE BORN LMAO

>>382255376
"yes"

>>382255376

Your only option is beating him, and ask that back.

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>>382255376
The only winning move when getting trolled is not to play. I know it's really hard to truly ignore someone trying to get under your skin. You want to beat them at their own game or with a sick burn but it doesn't matter what you say, any response is a win for them. If you're going to actually block or mute them don't mention it either that's a loss as well.

>>382255376
madly in love with you

>>382255376
ezpz

i just respond with lol

no me tarzan

No, I'm Patrick.

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>>382256436
t. livid individual

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>>382257776
This

>>382258117
fucking owned

>>382255376
why dont you just insult him like calling him faggot or something

>>382257834
>>382257907
Point is to do it to everything they type.

I usually go with super lewd outbursts and spam them until they shut up and leave.

>>382257548
>>382257696

LOL you are mad

>>382257776

This actually could work, but how can you do that with voice chat?

>>382258240
UR SO MAD LMAO

>>382258315
Holy fuck, you are seething with rage.

>>382257517
>why would you even feel the need to respond to that
because they made you mad

>get punched in the face
>don't feel pain or offended someone attacked you and therefore don't retaliate

I wished it was that simple anon, it takes abandoning dreams, finding no pleasure in life and ultimately not giving a fuck about anything to actually not care about other people's insults

the best and worst advice you can give to a kid getting bullied at school is "don't care about them", it really is the best way but good luck not caring

>>382257180
>and he loses every time

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>>382257907
Whenever anyone responds with :^) to anything at all I feel such pity for that human being. It's like some sort of confirmation that they have no other way to respond, whether it's to a confrontation of a legit issue or a taunt.

A proper response to "u mad?" is LOL.
The real joke is how seriously they're taking the situation.

>>382258363
See >>382258240

>>382255376

"Mad like a Fox"

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>>382255376
>LOL U MAD?
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>382255376
Just act nice. Like Ignorant Disney Princess tier nice and use emojis like a 13 year old.

start impersonating dsp

>>382258193
>being this mad

>>382255376
>>382255376
No because I'm not a pre teen degenerate who has to spout meme phrases in order to detract from how completely delusional he actually is.

>>382257548
absolutely quality

>>382255376
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>382255376
dude just calm down
it's only a game
relax

>>382258373
I'm not him buddy

>>382255376
>eh, kinda to be honest.

>>382255376
YES I VERY MAD LMAO XD

>>382255376
say "no u" over and over to every message they send. you'll win everytime

>>382258226
>The only winning move when getting trolled is not to play
anon this is the board where people reply to blatant shitposting that expects (You)s with "I KNOW IT'S SHITPOSTING" images

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Just post smug anime girls, there's no comeback for that

>Mad that my dick isn't in your perfect little booty hole

Saying gay shit will usually shut them up

>play Tekken
>opponent's name is his twitch URL
>decide to watch his stream while I'm fighting him
>every loss he tells his viewers "I'm just practising"
>lol I let him win
>haha he is trying to hard
>whenever someone quits after a match "hahaha he mad XD"
>to avoid this shit I decide to leave after a win
>"hahaha he tried so hard to get a win then leaves lmao xDDD"

Streamers are a mistake.

>>382255376
just be completely silent
as long as you win you just make the other guy look like a retard

Typically people use "U mad" to deflect from something i.e you're pointing out that they're shit/bottom fragging/feeding and they just respond with "U mad?". Which you just say yes then go back to pointing out them being shit

No im aroused

>>382255376
madly in love with you, baby

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>>382255376
GUESS AGAIN MORTAL

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How does anyone still get mad at video games? I literally feel nothing anymore.

>>382258818
>not responding
basically proving that you are mad

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>>382258082
Really this.

Every other response in this thread is from people who can't handle the banter, even if it's shitty banter.

the only other acceptable response is to git gud and let your play speak for itself

>>382258879
>he smooth

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>>382258787
Can't do that in a video game

>how the fuck do you respond without sounding mad?
With anything at all really.
It doesn't matter what you say, they will always try a way of getting under your skin.
The winning move is not let them irritate you. If you feel the need to show them they're not making you mad you might be an insecure person.

>>382258787
Yeah just insult the show that it's from.

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You don't.

If you feel the absolute need to respond, you probably are mad.

He's already convinced you're mad. Caring enough to respond will only further that belief.

a lot of you are sensitive passive aggressive crybabies judging by your defenses to this common phrase

>>382255376
start sucking his dick

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>playing esports
>communicating with the faggots that do

>>382255376
>Nah bro, just horny. I wish you could feel these rock hard nipples.

Usually people just left it at that.

>>382259016
>If you feel the need to show them they're not making you mad you might be an insecure person
b-b-but my smug anime face

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>>382258971
Just post a link to the image duh

>>382259017
But that would out him as a weeb, and no one wants that

bind "no u" to a key and just use that

>>382255376
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93EoJOqZBVA

>>382259102
>any multiplayer game is an esport

>>382255376

"I'm absolutely furious. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you. There are 69.8 billion miles of DNA within the cells of my body. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for you at this micro-instant."

>>382258818
this. much like trolling, or any 4chan thread, any response is a win.

the only way out is to say nothing

>>382255376
"You're a big guy"

>>382259082
how do i stop from being a sensitive passive agressive crybaby

>>382259153
Better an actual weeb than an ironic one

>>382257776
Read this before and want to re-read but can't find it on X for the life of me. Anyone know the artist name?

>>382259025

Not responding it's also a sign of being mad, like you don't even know what to say. The only real solution is:

>>382258927
>>382258213

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>>382258924
>dominate some faggot in tf2
>he starts shit talking
>never say a word
>he just never shuts the fuck up
staying completely silent is the easiest way to make autists sperg out

copy paste whatever they write or say

>>382257217
>lol u mad ?
>why u jelly ?

How does this even make sense?

>>382259265
you can't i'm afraid, it's genetic

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>>382255376
Start saying lewd gay things to them.

>>382257776
sauce

>>382259316
>you're not mad
>therefore he's not jelly
How does it not?

>>382259338
shit

"lmao stfu noob i;m stil'g gonnr kcik your butT"

>>382255376
Turn on mic and scream REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>382259291
https://exhentai.org/g/882974/2469cf2b95/

>>382259182
I didn't say that. You're going to actually run into this kind of thing more often in those esporty games though.

>>382259235

That only works if you win, if you keep losing, and don't say anything, then you keep proving that you are mad.

>>382259306
But why do you care? Are you so self consious that you cannot take a banter?

>>382259489
>https://exhentai.org/g/882974/2469cf2b95/
Thanks man. No wonder I couldnt find it. It doesn't have the prostitution tag I was looking for it with.

Just kill them silently until they break, when someone says "u mad" it usually means that they're the one who's mad

>>382259556
Anything you say will increase your perceived madness meter
The only way to win is not to play

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>>382255376
Don't reply.

Arguing with trolls is like making video games. It's a waste of money and it's only for kids.

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>>382257776
cute girl, sauce me

>>382255676
>>382257519
>>382257542
>>382258805
>>382259094
>gays came about because people got BTFO so hard by being accused of being mad

sad for you

>>382255376
there is no response, you just ignore the retard who has zero banter skills.

I played HoN for about 5 years
I am immune to trashtalking

>>382258413
That's bullshit. All of it. What it takes is some assuredness in yourself and your abilities and your self worth so that when someone throws insults your way by verbally diminishing those, it just doesn't even register on an emotional level because you just know they're wrong and that's that. And, believe it or not, but I happen to work at a school and the kids that get bullied are all annoying fucks and born victims that just can't shut their mouth and have to fucking comment on everything and talk back at everyone and think that's what makes them tough as balls. While they can't take the punch back. Kids who are just legit quiet and don't want to deal with anyone just don't deal with anyone and don't get punked by anyone either.

>>382258839
heh, u sound pretty mad bro...

>>382257548
/thread

>>382259562

I'm just answering the OP.

But to be honest, i can't take banter for shit, that's why i don't have friends or play online gaming. It doesn't help that i'm not that good at videogames, or anything actually.

>>382259408
...what?

He's asking if you're mad because he beat you
Why would he be jealous?

>>382258879
[1 CHARISMA]

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>>382259730
>girl

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>>382255376
I respond by muting the player ingame.
If you open the chat window you have already lost

>>382258879
gonna use this

>>382259148
Consider your shitty post not ignored faggot.

>>382260013
Exactly.

>>382260046
>everything is a trap
Nice meme dude.

You don't let yourself get into that situation in the first place, but if you do, you don't respond to it at all. Stop feeding trolls.

>>382258143
This is ace.

>>382260131
k

people who say this usually got outskilled by you if it didn't spawn from anything said prior


had lots of australium unusual users in tf2 salt up this way

>>382255376
lol yeah

>>382255376
Umm, no, YOUR mad sweetie!

>>382260175
if it has a dick and dress like a girl that's a trap
there are 'traps' and 'traps' if you know what i mean

>>382258924
>>382259556
Mad people don't stay silent, they either rant or quit. At best you can accuse someone of sulking but that only really applies if they were very talkative before their supposed state of mad.

>>382260276
I didn't see any dick on the girl in that image.

>>382259148
what kind of irrelevant autistic shit is this

Just say
>At least I'm not a nigger
Works everytime.

>>382258879
LOL U GAY

>>382260175
>not noticing the obvious bulge

>>382260258
My mad what?

>>382260332
are you sure?

>>382256725
>lol he real mad

>>382260356
Barneyfag bait to see if he actually just makes his own threads to shitpost in.
Turns out he does.

>>382259774
I'll make you come out fag, now whip out that cock

>>382260385
You ever see a puffy vulva you fucking virgin?

>>382260370
BANNED
>Reason: no racism pls

>>382255376
no u

>>382259993
Shit-talk from internet strangers isn't banter, you have to know the person.

>>382260419
Yes.

>>382260175
>>382260332
>>382260449
anon you can stop pretending now
it just makes you look mad about being gay

u mad?

>>382260384
Only for you, big boy ;)

i find that patronizing those people with increasingly childish insults helps, words like Silly-Billy, goober, dingus, etc. If used right it deescalates the "u mad?" argument while still remaining on the topic of discussion.

>>382260013
if he beat you, you win. whats there to be not jealous of?

>>382260497
link him it and let him know the truth

>>382260449
>>382260497

Nigga what
sauce was posted here >>382259489

>>382260175
>I'M NOT GAY I SWEAR

You're worse than trapfags, just accept your faggotry and get over it

>>382260504
>liking girls makes you gay
????

>>382260520
LOL MAD FAGGOT

>>382260497
i think you are wrong

>>382259148
HE COMES

>>382260578
Damn, you went through the effort to edit a dick onto the girl, holy shit you are a dedicated shitposter.

you have to make them uncomfortable with your immediate response or you lose
just start flirting with them
>mad for you bby :^)
I don't like it but it works

>>382260616
Come on bb your tight ass isnt getting any tighter


or is it?

>>382260712
Yup, u mad.

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>>382255376
"Yes i'm mad because you're shit"

If it's impossible to win, change the rules.

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>>382260712
u mad?

>>382260836
Yes.

>>382260889
I'M ASOLUTELY FUCKING FURIOUS, WHY DO YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS HAVE TO DRAW A GIRL AND THEN PUT A DICK ON HER? ITS FUCKING DEGENERATE

>>382258879
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just answer with "?",or if you actually want to get dedicaded,use "¿",and when he begins to answer,talk in spanish and sound like you didn't listen.

>>382260429
Of course he does

>>382255376
>"yes i am madly in love with you"
>"LOL HE GAY AF"
>"who said i'm a guy ;)?"

never tried this one though, it was years since i encountered shitters with the "lol u mad?" line

>>382261042
>Protips with Pedro

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>>382255376
Don't?

>>382260429

Is he here right now?

>>382261079
What a waste of time. Just play the game and stop talking to idiots that are looking to get a rise out of you no matter what.

>>382255376
>Yes I'm mad that that someone could let a mistake like you out of the delivery room and still call themselves a doctor.

>>382255376
"?"

Keep your responses shorter than theirs, make them put more effort into the confrontation. If they keep going it'll just seem like they're spurging out.

>>382261079
LOL THIS MAD AF TRANNY

>>382260747
kek
someone post that bugs bunny pic

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"Ayyy lmao"

>>382261324

Mad as fuck :^)

>>382259908
so you mean what it takes is pride?

Pride is a horrible flaw to have in my opinion but It sure has it's use to protect you, like fear protects you I guess

the kids that get bullied simply don't fit in, they're different, whether it's autism, a physical trait or whatever

If they voice an unpopular opinion, of course they will face adversity and if they silently follow in line, they won't

it's natural, it's normal, and it's despicable

>>382261554
Yes I am

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>>382261141
it's real though.
they are all kids who think they are ALWAYS talking with some old fat english-speaking guy,which are 80% of the time shitty parents that spank their kids and hate everything,and since those kids ALSO have shitty parents,they just want to anger them more.
they do not know how to answer pedro,because pedro is out of their comfort zone.

literally just look at the above thread,ANY answer you give except silence will certainly only give him more fire,it's literally bullying 101,you can't answer it with actualy truth since that's is what he is planning with in the first place.

strike him with new stuff,new languages,"hola",answer like you're a fucking faggot for real,and catch them off guard.
its less about trying to not sound mad,but to make him more confused.
if all of the above fails,just don't answer

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>Be the winner of a game
>Opponent starts taking trash
>Proceed to remind him who the winner was
>"Dude you mad? lol"

How do you even deal with someone like this? Does losing hurt people THAT deeply?

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>>382261495

no one even says u mad anymore

>>382261642
yes

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>>382260209
This, just don't say anything. Do you really care what some random faggot in a game says?

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>>382261643
muh sides
thanks anon

>>382261703
Yeah, even ur mom jokes have almost died out.

>>382258805
They can't troll you if you dress up as a girl and kiss them.

I don't like doing it, but it works.

>>382255376
> ;^)
always does the trick

Don't respond at all. No really, ignore the retards who think they're being witty.

>>382261042
>>382261326

This shit works wonders.

They will sperg out if not doing so already and if they ever type more than one line to get your attention they've lost and even their teammates will probably tell them to shut up and fuck off

When a "u mad?" posting faggots own team is on your side then he has nothing

>>382255376
yeh

I just say yes and they usually shut up

>>382261864
> still pretending not to be mad
LMFAO F A M

>>382261971
;^)

>>382255376
yes, mad gay for your boikunt

>8==D

Don't forget the basics

:^)

i'm furryious!

>>382258263
t. irate primate

>>382258445
>the proper response it "lol"
what are you, 5?

>>382255376
why not just not speak at all?

>>382262158

8=======D------- (You)

>respond to him
>conversation turns into a contest to see how to make the other one mad
>not about the video game anymore

>don't respond to him
>forget about him in a few minutes
>keep enjoying the game

Why would you want to respond to a troll?

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Tell them a random fun fact.

>Did you know that if you cover your left ear with your hand while you're talking, you'll hear what you sound like to other people?

Just keep going until they stop replying. The more informative, the better.

>>382262304
wow anon contain your anger please

>>382255376
"No? Wat does LOL mean? Im new."

>>382258482
always a classic choice

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>>382257548

>>382255376
>yes, i am on madmilk

>>382262251
He's so mad he won't even reply lol

>>382262434
THIS
JUST THIS
EVERYTIME someone tries to trashtalk me online I just have a notepad on my desktop with nutritional facts and scientific facts.
one time this guy did the "u mad" and I gave him a lesson about chicken breasts,he never spoke again on the server.

>play PC games with xbox 360 controller on huge ass TV laying in bed vaping tons of weed passing out

>some tryhard nerd who spends all day hunched over a keyboard and mouse kills me and goes "LOL GET REKT SCRUB 360 NOSCOPE WOLOLOLO U MAD?"

kids these days, lmao

>>382262548
no i meant not speak at all in the first place, just stay mute and if they shit talk you ignore him

all you have to say is

>sure

>>382262679
DUDE WEED LMAO

>>382262434
>Did you know that if you cover your left ear with your hand while you're talking, you'll hear what you sound like to other people?
is this true?

>>382255376
"get pooped on" always gets a reaction.

>>382262787
Only one way to find out.

>>382255376
Nah i'm not mad
I'M FUCKING FURIOUS

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>destroying his team
>NICE WALLS HACKER
>SOMEONE REPORT THE HACKER

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>>382262787
Yes, but don't cover your left ear. Do this with your hands.

If you respond, he wins because he was looking for a reaction. If you don't respond, you win every time. Prove me wrong.

>>382262304
dude it's only a thread just calm down

>>382262753
THE LITTLE BITCH IS TRYHARDING SO BAD HE CAN'T EVEN TYPE XDDD

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>>382262304
When I gave TF2 another go after years, I found it strangely cathartic.
I miss the days when I played games littered with the absolute spastics who would go apoplectic at the slightest bait.
Seeing someone go ballistic after I called their bot killer rocket launcher a stock weapon, in response to them getting mad over getting killed, made me feel young again.

>>382256213
this desu
xDD

>>382255376
Sportsmanship beats all retorts.

>>382255376
>play tf2
>one thousand lennys in chat

>>382263016
and thats where you disregard everything the guy says and keep playing

>"lol u mad bro?"
>shut the fuck up bitch or I'll post this on 4chan

Works every time

>>382255376
Smug anime

>>382262434
>>382262625

>"Hark! what is this?! an E-bully accosts me!.. *adjusts glasses* Not to worry...m-my superior intellect will surely banish this wayward Troll!"

This is fucking unironic fedora-tier. Don't EVER do this shit it's not at all as clever as you think it is.

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>"u mad?"
>mute player
>continue playing

>>382255376
i will fucking kiss you on the nip

>>382262434
I'm still gonna eat snow, anon.

>scooping it out with bowls and making ghetto snow cones with kool-aid powder and sugar

Good times

>>382255376
Eventually

>>382262625
>THIS
>JUST THIS

Is this Tumblr?

>>382263415
Did you know that If you consistently fart for 6 years & 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb?

>>382263748
lol u mad

>>382260449
You ever seen a trap hentai you faggot??

>>382263415
Damn anon, how thick are those prescription glasses?

>>382263415
People will recognize someone as an underage redditor, but they still get mad at them anyways. It doesn't matter if they think you're a passive-aggressive faggot or a pretentious cunt, what matters is if they get mad at you about it.

The art of reverse-psychology works both ways, my friends.

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>>382255376
"I can't stay mad at you, son."

>>382255376
Ayy by u want sum fuk

>respond
>troll can call you mad or passive aggressive based on your response

>don't respond
>he can only call you mad for not responding
>don't respond again
>he stops and moves onto a different person

>>382255376

"?"

>>382255376
"Understandable have a nice day"

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>you have to say something autistic like "I"m gonna show a banana up my ass and make it chocolate-covered, then eat it"

then they'll respond with "wtf...weirdo" then you automatically win because they don't know what to say

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>>382255376
>que?
>no hablo ingles
Erry tim

someone on /v/ replied to my post with "u mad"
i never responded to him

>>382255376

Start by not being mad, then the answer is obvious.

what a waste of time

just don't respond

You respond with lyrics from a song that contains mad at some point or say "
I'm mad for you bby :3"

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>>382264201

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>anon calls you mad
>immediately respond with a much less aggressive post

>>382262679

DUDE

>>382262434
This isn't even true. I literally woke up deaf in my left ear a few months ago and I sound the same to myself as I did before.

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>people are actually posting genuine responses

I don't think you people understand. If you respond at all, he/she wins because that's what they were looking for in the first place. A response.

>>382262679
BRUH GANJA HAHA

You just keep playing and act like the person is not on the chat.

>>382258445
:^)

7 years....

7 years and there still isn't a response...

Yeah :^)

>>382265256
>winning/losing an internet argument
kek it's not important
i just answer because i don't give a fuck and sometimes arguing is more fun than the actual lmatch

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>>382260175
That actually is a trap tho

>>382257548
>Cue ghost buster theme
>Black people are called spooks
DEEPEST LORE

>>382265432
>sometimes arguing is more fun than the actual lmatch
What?

>>382255376
I say "gg ez" when I lose

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>>382255376
GIANTS
GIANTS
GIANTS

Always just say ggez.

>>382259207
this i just trans'd myself

I AM OF GREAT ANGERINGS.

>>382255376
who the fuck says u mad anymore? I havent seen u mad since 2012. the fotm word right now is salty

>>382265658
WELL, WHAT IS IT?

>>382255376
im okie

Yes i am. NOW SHUT TO FUCK UP OR I'LL REPORT YOU. MY BROTHER WORKS FOR STEAM.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

>>382265970
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
reddit please fuck off already holy shit

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>have some guy calling me a nigger in text chat for no reason other than to be edgy
>keeps asking if I'm mad
>tell him no and say he will be when he gets muted
>game ends and my friend and I report him
>add him and send him an ip grabbing link
>oh so you're in kansas huh? explains a lot
>he removes me so I kick him off
>next day I get a pop up saying someone I reported had been punished
>he adds me back and starts apologizing and saying he was sorry and it was a joke
>every time I see him in game I just kick him off
>begs me to stop
>finally stop
>thank you, thank you so much
>it was my pleasure

>>382266026
lol he mad

>>382265970
Unironically this. Give the kid aka xXxMasterTrolle2001xXx some fun, it costs you nothing

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>>382266026

LOL U MAD?

As long as we're on the subject of being mad at videogames, does anyone have that video of that livestreamer running Throne of Thunder in WoW and getting cucked out of the mount drop by some random dude in the raid?

>>382266207
Here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ni3FSzgEIcA

>>382266120
>IP grabber
He can probably report you for that.

>>382266204
>>382266143
>so furious that you had to reply to me
fucking love redditors. you guys mad?

>being so juvenile that the conversation actually gets to this point

I muted u long before you said that

also leaving this thread so I won't read any fag responding to me

>>382255376
hello?

>>382266287
Thanks m8

>>382266120
>shit that never happened
stay mad nigger

"lol u go on reddit too? xD"

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>>382255376
Send the smug anime reaction images or doujin crops

>>382266350
can you hear me?

>>382255376
1. don't reply
2. call it bait
3. get infinite mad

can't wait for more AI scripts to pretend along with us here on 4chan

>>382255376
I just say "XD" outload

>>382266345

lol u mad, that's why you are leaving :^)

>>382265607

not that anon, but a small exchange can be quite fun and you might even find a new person to partner online with

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>>382266287
>Actually RREEEEs

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I get mad online and then proceed to bully nerds IRL until they get mad enough to troll people online and the cycle repeats.

rate

Honestly I just reply with
>No haha Im actually [my username] :)
And then proceed to explain it like you would explain a dad joke to a retard.

>>382261632
¿que?

>>382255376
>"4chan, huh? Yeah, I go there too."

>>382266287

I didn't realise people could actually get so mad that they would make a "REEEEEEEEEEEEE" sound. How in the hell is that a natural vocalisation of rage?