>achievment unlocked >the bigger they are...

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>achievement unlocked
>chapter 1 completed

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>>382241576
>less than 50% of players have this achievement

>achievement isn't actually an achievement but something you should be avoiding like dying

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>>382241925
>getting the 'dying' achievement last, proudly spotlighted in your steam library

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>achievement unlocked
>it's a pun

>>382242079
Justify it however you want, casual. You were still shit enough to die.

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>>382242079
>you only got two achievements
>prologue completed
>you died 100 times

>>382242227
H-heh, you were shit enough not to get 100% achievement completion

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>multiplayer achievements

>achievement unlocked
>hit first checkpoint

>achievement unlocked
>Son We've Hacked the Achivements in Your Video Game Please Stop Playing and Get a Job We're Worried About You

>>382242489
>leaderboard achievements

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>>382241694
>game doesn't have multiplayer

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>>382240953
>achievment unlocked
>"welcome to *** "

>play with a developer
>Be #1 on the online leaderboard, but the game died years ago

>>382242534
>achievement unlocked
>boot up the game

>play 2011 game
>Achievement unlocked: PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

>>382242685
>Be #1 on the online leaderboard, but the game died years ago
Wouldn't that be really easy then?

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>final mission achievement
>33% of players unlocked this achievement

>beating the game on the hardest mode doesn't unlock the achievements for the easier difficulties

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>play psp game on ps4
>no achievments

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>Achievement unlocked: Romance "best girl"
>Check global achievements
>Worst girl has highest unlocks

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>Achivement unlocked
>"A new start" completed

>reach fire level

Achievement unlocked:Out of the frying pan...

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>>382243116
>played ps2 games on ps4
>achievements are random bullshit outside of story ones

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>achievement unlocked "Press start on the main menu"
>75% of players have this achievement

>>382242825
gonna need the name of the game

>>382240953
>Achievement Unlocked
>Kill 53,594 zombies

>>382242925
Nobody to play against nigga

>>382243382
>Witcher 3
>"Play a good game"
>0% of the playerbase has this achievement

>>382243438
pretty fun

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>>382242678
Shit, I would pay to see them fuck.

>>382243554
pretty sure a lot of people actually played gwent

>Multiplayer achievements
>Multiplayer is dead.

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>>382240953
WHAT
WHAT HAPPENS?
the bigger they are.... WHAT IS IT????

>>382243715
Duke Nukem 3D
FUCK YOU

>marathon around russia, make a new pyramid, triple the length of the great wall of china, conquer the united states, melt all of antarctica
>unlock hidden achievement
>the reward is fucking nothing

>that one friend who's obsessed with getting every achievement in multiplayer games
>always plays a shitty character to get the achievement
>doesn't even sound like he's having fun with the game

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>>382240953
>achievement unlocked
>DRUMPF LMAO

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>>382240953
>MORK ZOG ME! DAT'S BIG!

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>there are people on /v/ right now who unironically care about achievements

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>900 hours in a game
>73/183 achievements unlocked

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>the number of secret achievements reveals the number of chapters within the game

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>achievement unlocked
>it's a stale meme

>win x consecutive matches
>ragequitting doesn't break your streak

>>382244792
is this real

>>382244884
Yes, motherfucker.

>>382242723

Now I need the Neptunia achievement for this that says "I wonder how many reviewers won't get this one"

>>382243169
What if, in reality, you romanced worst girl?

>do something related to fish like fishing or defeating a shark boss
>achievement unlocked: "something fishy"

>Achievement unlocked
>Irony

>daddy's home

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>Achievements unlock
:^/

>>382242569
Fuck off dad I'm not becoming a wagie

>achivement unlocked: start playing the game
>achivement unlocked: kill your first enemy
>achivement unlocked: jump for the first time (payday)
>achivement unlocked: collect a collectable

ACHIVEMENT

something accomplished, especially by superior ability, special effort, great courage, etc.; a great or heroic deed:

>>382246278
Achievement unlocked: be autistic

>>382246425
Factorio achievements in a nutshell

>>382246425
That is not an "achievement"

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>really sad cutscene
>ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: SHOT THROUGH THE HEART

>>382246425
>Minecraft

Achievement unlocked: The part where he kills you

>>382246623
Minecraft is no more autistic than Legos
Now Factorio is autistic >>382246486

>Beat last level
>Achievement unlocked: The End?

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>>382246486
>>382246492
>>382246623

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>Achievement unlocked
>the nigger they are...

>>382244792
What meme is this.

>>382246896
lmao
google it

>>382246896
Dirty Dan

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>>382242489
>Two for One achievement in Halo 3
It was the last achievement I was missing. Proud to have finally gotten it in High Ground

>>382246425
How is producing x number of items per hour or beating the game without using solar autistic?

>>382246896
It's from a documentary about the Bataan death march

>>382244714
Counter Strike: Source
I only had 100ish before I moved to CS:GO

>>382244792
I was somewhat annoyed when I saw this

>>382243438
>>Achievement Unlocked
>>Kill 53,594 zombies

If you kill 53,595 zombies the achievement does not unlock. I hate darksiders achievements.

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>Get betrayed
>Achievement Unlocked: "With friends like these..."

>>382246970
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kOyPsl0bI1g

?¿? ¿? ¿? ¿? ¿?

>>382243438
>Achievement Unlocked
>Kill 53,595 zombies XD

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>romance the loli
>The smaller they are...

>vietnam game
>get in helicopter
>achievement unlocked
> IT AIN'T ME

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>one more locked achievement
>join a game with friends

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>>382246896
>he doesn't know about /ourguy/

>>382247443
>He doesnt buy a second console/pc and 2 copies of the game to get every achievement for online

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>stealth section
>What was that!?
>Must have been the wind...

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>>382244792
is that fucking rising storm 2

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>>382240953
>achievement progress
>Get All the Things!

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>>382247587
>stealth section takes place inside an underground complex
>What was that!?
>Must have been the wind...

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>>382247750
>Playing Dark Souls
>sneak up on knight
>the sound of a single atom hitting the ground
>knight whips around and attacks instantly

>game from now
>achievement unclocked
>it's a meme from 5 years ago

>>382245065
>TFW I bought Neptunia and still haven't gotten around to actually playing it.
I have 2 in my inventory just waiting, too.

>achievement unlocked
>don't play the game for 5 years

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>achievement unlocked : beat game in the REAL way

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>>382242489
>play for x hours achievements

>>382248086
What, but having Pearl train you?

>>382243438

I did this one twice.

>>382248150
>play for x hours as a male
>play for x hours as a female

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>>382242489
>multiplayer achievements
>multiplayer is dead

>>382248150
>play for 1 year

>achievement unlocked
>kiss 20 boys

>>382248257
But I'm not Swedish

>>382248257
That was easy though since could get a sex change in game

>>382247648
>>382244884
Yeah RS2 Vietnam, I think you get it when you win for the first time playing as VC

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>>382244714
I have this for Crusader Kings 2, partly because so many of the achievements are just about starting a new specific game, but also because one piece of DLC disables every fucking achievement and I never noticed until recently.

>achievement unlocked
>you and your 4 man crew...

>>382248359
Bully?

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Do people really care for achievements and trophies? I never ever looked at someone elses profile and his achievements.

>>382247468
Genuinely kill yourself if you like this unfunny meme faggot

>>382244921
No need to be rude

>>382248972
I platinumed Bloodborne in 10 days blind.

>>382248830
Ye

>>382248972
It's nice when you want to play a game some more, but think you've run out of things to do. And sometimes achievements alert you to things that you didn't even realize were in the game.

Before achievements, I did things like knife only RE4 runs. Now, if I can't think up something like that but want to play more of a game, there are some options.

Also
>TFW my rarest achievements are easy as shit things from Blacklight that i just happened to get before the update broke achievements for everyone.

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>>382248086
Achievement unlocked: cry on Reddit, negaf, or Kotaku.

>>382248972
I don't really care about getting achievements but I do like to look and see the percentage of players that got them.

It's interesting to get to the halfway point of a game that isn't super long and see that less than 50% of players made it that far.

And once you get to the end of the game it usually drops to around 25-30%. It's amazing just how many people seem to not finish games.

>>382249426
Furi was the fucking best

>30 Achievements for things a good player will do
>10 Achievements that require you to deliberately challenge or gimp yourself
>50 achievements for stupid bullshit

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>dont play for x years

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>get to last level
>Achievement unlocked
>"Reached the bad end"

>>382246896
Unclean robert

>>382250157
>Play for an Entire Thursday
>This Achievement is Unobtainable

>>382249752
I'm on the fourth boss on normal mode. It's been a long time since a game made me feel like this.

>>382250458
I felt the same way man
Each boss just keeps getting better

What is the hardest achievement??????

>>382241925
>dying achievement is "Welcome to [Game]"
>game is a roguelite
>game kills you fairly infrequently for a roguelite
Just had a game that does this shit. It pissed me off.

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>achievements

>>382250547
Oh shit really? I think it'll be hard to top the old guy who can rewind time. That's my favorite so far.

>>382250685
You're in for some fun, buddy
Honestly the fourth boss is the least interesting one

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>game update makes an achievement impossible to obtain

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>achievement unlock
>shitposting with frogs on /v/

>>382250896
Do they really expect me to add 7 people to play 1 match with for an achievement? That's not even the worst achievement either.

>get 100,000 views on your replay

>>382250896
I actually got that really fast because I went to community servers and it's almost always the same people there

>>382248297

Arkham Origins, man.

>>382243715
Bioshock 2

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>game on steam
>Achievements on uplay

>>382242678
I'm jealous of that fat nigger. I really want to fuck a midget

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>achievement unlocked
>no life

>>382248086
Excellence is not an art, it's pure habit. We are what we repeatedly do.

>>382247213
>www.Bandicam.com

Are there any good, recent Steam/Xbox/PlayStation games that don't have trophy support?

>6 of 478 achievements earned

>>382243819

the harder they fall

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>>382250685
Oh boy you haven't seen anything yet
Best boss coming through

>>382251372
Just to check it off a list? Mite b cool to literally throw her around but the proportions are always fucked up and they look weird.

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>>382251610
he's good, but my favorite is still

>>382251427
Seriously, anon, I need you to count how many piss bottles are in your room right now and take a good long look at your life.

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>>382243819
The more bones they break.

>>382248972
No one gives a flying fuck about anyone elses achievements, that's for sure.
I go for achievements when they're along the way, maybe a small detour and treat them like a small sidequest or something, it's kinda fun then. But no way in hell I will grind more or play the game after the ending or spend an hour trying to pull of some weird shit one might require.

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>achievement unlocked
>get all the achievements

>>382251971
Isn't that impossible though? If you need to get all the achievements and you can't get it until you have it then won't it not work?

>>382251909
if it's a game i care about i always check my friend's acheivs

>>382248972
I go for achievements on my second playthrough if the game was fun enough and I want to play more
Also statistics for achievements are fun to look at

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>>382252073
does a group that contains all groups contain itself

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>>382251785
>mfw seeing his final phase on furier for the first time

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>>382252607
>mfw firing a fully charged shot but he teleports away and it's reflected back at me

>>382248972
trophies are just psychological pollution that makes me not want to try a new game because if i don't like it: "TOO BAD YOU PLAYED IT NOW UR STUCK WITH THESE 2 SHITSTAINS ON YOUR OTHERWISE PERFECT TROPHY LIST IF YOU DIDNT WANT THEM THEN YOU SHOULDNT HAVE PLAYED NHAHAHA BUY A PS4BOXX1 GOY"

>>382252607
Jesus Christ I thought I'd never beat his final form on furier
My favorite boss is still the sniper bitch though

>>382242723
>boot up the game
>70% of players have this archievement

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>kick a door open
>achievment unlocked
>someBODY ONCE TOLD ME

>get 100% on all three saves

>>382252506
>get Platinum God
>update comes out for flash Isaac long after the game died
>nerfs a shitload of things in the game and takes away the 100% i had on the game

Fuck that, i'm not playing that shit again.

>>382252854
the backlog is real

>>382253127
I fucking hate Edmund, that fat fuck

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>>382242489
>guys stop fighting and help me get this achievement

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>>382242489
>shogun 2

>>382253174
The main thing i'm thinking about is they changed the D6 to have a chance of fucking VANISHING when you reroll for some stupid fucking reason. It's a single player game, why should things be nerfed constantly?

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>achievement: make a friend

The same fucking threads every day for YEARS.
Seriously consider suicide or finding a new hobby.

>>382253519
not everyone browses /v/ every day for years like you anon

>>382246871
>Achievement 1 of 5: WE

>>382244398
Thats exactly why multiplayer achievements shouldn't exist.

>>382253519
>achievement unlocked
>Same Old Song and Dance

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>and your other achievement

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>>382244792
Fucking rising storm man, that blew me away.
the Devs are good people.

>>382246896
filthy frank, a really old video where he was doing stereotypes, and all his stereotypes of SEA countries was him in a field saying "welcome to the rice fields motherfucker"

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>achievement unlocked
>don't play for 5 years

>>382254442
>not first blood part 2 for getting the second kill
>not getting them both in one round

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>finish game
>achievement unlocked
>Thank you for playing!
Yakuza games are the best