*shyly buzzes at you*

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>>382229571
*takes steady*
*pull out 357*
>95% chance to right wing

I don't get why you guys get scared when you see a Cazador. Sure they may be poisonous but they're bros if you don't hurt them. Once they took down a deathclaw so they could clear my way. Aren't we just great?

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>>382230014
GEE I WONDER WHO IS BEHIND THIS POST

>>382229571
>gets hit
>only remembers that I'm poisoned 10 minutes later as my screen goes crazy and I get scared shitless of the loud sound that plays

>>382230014
exactky!

they guard the northern parts of the mokjave desert because there are mrouderous fiends and great kahns roaming about!

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How do I hint at an oviposition ERP?

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>>382230457
>male courier x tsundere fem cazador
>becomes cazador king with his sweet, gentle cazador waifu

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>>382230457
>>382230781
pic related

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>>382231371
>be 10INT science-god courier
>100 Science, Medicine and Speech
>obfuscate as new administrator of Big MT
>convince Borus to help you make a harem of Cazador waifus

>>382230014
>>382230169

>We

Cazador posters fuck off

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>>382229809
>tfw the implant grx kicks in and dinner bells out

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>>382231892
they're the most gentle and sweet creatures of the mojavbe wasteland

>>382231371
>monstergirl
Boy sure is awful in here

>>382231371
>girl painted dark turquoise and covered in dead insect parts

uncreative and lazy

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>>382229809
>It moves faster walking on the ground.

>>382230014
Have any antivenom on you?

>>382232606
Antivenom is pretty useless anon. Cazadors are harmless so you won't be needing any of that.

>>382232496
http://imgur.com/rgNffRY
How about this?

>>382232210
Also they were created by the geniuses of Big MT to be the perfect predat... I mean friend of the human wastelanders they are literally the master race of the wastes.

>evil howard hughes robot chasing after courier
>cazadores know he's a bad man and save the courier from the evil terminator
best insects

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>>382232959

If you play TTW, you need Entomologist unless you are suicidal.

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>>382232959
>>382231371
>>382230781
>tfw no qt cazadore companion who speaks entirely in buzzing sounds

>>382233456
>prostitute propositions courier
>*angry buzzing sounds*

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>Playing Fallout NV for the first time
>Rex is best doggo bro
>Go exploring
>Oh hey look, a new enemy
>They aggro
>They start attacking Rex
>quicksave
>Rex gets fucking obliterated by poison
>Too low level to kill Cazadores despite quickloads
I miss you, Rex

>>382229571
*closes 50 meter gap in 1 second*

>>382233632
thats what you get for fighting cazaBrores

>>382229571
*blocks its spawn with mod*

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>>382232959
>>382231371
okay now i'm aroused and i wanna fuck a cazadores even thought i'm going to be dead later
thanks /v/bros

>>382234170
we did it /v/!

>>382231371

>Pussy secretes venom

Yeah nah

>>382235113
Use a condom.

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>>382235113
>he doesn't want aphrodisiac venom on his dick

>>382236005
when you know it's going to be your last fuck you think about it a second time

>>382229809
Source?

>>382235113
Just have an antivenon or a durte antivenom after anon. Best sex of your life.

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>>382229571

*pisses at you*

>>382236257
My hero academia?
(i don't know if it's a doujin i don't read the manga)

>>382236257
>>382236335
its not porn but you could find some on nhentai of this character. Don't know her name because i hate jap names

Do I really have to be the one to say it? Ok. Cazadores are fucking disgusting. DISGUSTING. Horrible filthy creatures that should be wiped from the mojave.

All you disgusting degenerates in the thread supporting these vile creatures should be beaten and thrown in a river

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>>382236286
>xbox
> ever pissing on anyone
i'm sorry but this image should be PC & Nintendo pissing on PS4 & Xbox both

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>>382237332
Xbox at least has backwards compatibility

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>>382232959
Still not anatomically correct enough

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>>382237539
Don't get too accurate now, you won't like where you end up.

>>382237274
deathclaws please go

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>searching the roads north of goodsprings for vault 19
>radar detects enemies
>compass has red blips moving left and right very quickly
>get up the hill to find out who's there
>mfw cazadores

>>382237417
it doesnt though

>>382237629
The praying mantis has a shitty reputation for not reason, the specimens that we're being recorded were in captivity and were half starved, making the choice of eating their mate after the deed is done a practical one considering the situation the poor sods were in

>>382229571
*smashes you with giant hammeru*

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>>382238229
Forgot pic.

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>>382238001
Nah, they do it in the wild too, mostly if they're hungry. There's a few species where they do it almost every time, but not many.

Still a lower rate of killing and eating the male than pretty much any spider species though.

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>>382229571
>*mods your files*

>>382232210
>Prospectors try to set up camp
>Fiends arrive and kill them
>Fiends try to set up camp
>Cazadores arrive and kill them
>Cazadores try to set up a nest
>Courier arrives and kills them, then promptly fucks off

Such is life in the Mojave Wasteland.

>>382238569
i cannot understand how any living person would just allow that to happen

>>382238569
Why are the colouors all messed up? It looks like it's puking into the wounds its making on his hand.

>>382238893
it's not, that's ot blood, it's not puncturing the skin

>>382238876
>>382238893
it is, he's not bleeding, that bug spits shit onto its prey to make it easier to digest

>>382238893
That is puke actually, giant weta's jaws are too weak to pierce skin

>>382238893
Some guy who claimed to be from NZ (and thus familiar with wetas) claimed it's not blood, it's indeed some puke or whatever they produce.

>>382238835
>>Cazadores arrive and kill them
Wrong, the Great Khans did. The Cazadores came afterwards

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>>382239078
>>382239060
>>382239046
>>382239026
I am not ok with this.

for those wondering what getting stung by a normal-sized tarantula hawk, watch this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnExgQ81fhU&t=709s

i can only imagine what getting stung by a giant cazador feels like

>>382239192
Why not?

>>382239196
God damn those things are beautiful. Look at how shiny its abdomen is!

>>382239046
>>382238876
it still takes some balls for your reaction to this giant thing biting into you to amount to 'oh' or 'ow, dick.'

>>382229809
There is no decent 357 gun.
Revolver is shit, repeater is shit, the unique versions of both are only passable for lower levels. Cyber dog gun is a meme and the smmg is better.

>>382239404
How would you like it if I stabbed you with a dull blade and then ejaculated into your open wound?

>>382239518
And they still are enough to kill cazadores, especially if you get some JHP ammo.

>>382239568
Not much, I don't like pain.

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>>382229809
>takes steady
>takes

>>382239196
took a while of being pinned and pressed up against a target for it to feel like it should sting back, that's some self control

>>382239951
Yeah, they're supposedly really chill.

>>382231371
that's cazadorable

>>382239106
Just as well, since I always wipe out the Great Khans.

>>382240023
Unless you're a tarantula.

>>382240285
in which case they paralyze you, drag you to their nest and have their young slowly devour you alive

Cazadores are scary shit at low levels. How can Big MT make such an annoying bugger in cazadores, but their nightstalkers ended up being dogs with Down syndrome that die to 9 mil weapons...

>>382239196
I really admire his self control
Right after being stung, he first makes sure the tarantula hawk safe in the container again

>>382240023
>>382240285
Towards humans in general they're pretty docile and won't fuck with you unless you make it a point to provoke them

>>382239650
load up almost any automatic with HP rounds and they go down like little bitches.

>>382240713
Maybe that's the tarantula's fetish

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>Grenade Machinegun

>>382239716
It's an ingame drug, ya mook.

>>382238448
Had to snopes this, and you appear to be correct. Video games turned out to be educational, mom!