Crash Bandicoot Review thread

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>>382226672
>gamespot
>reliable for platformer opinions at all

>>382226672
>muh difficulty

Fuck off

>>382226672
>omg the game doesn't play itself 0/10
Fuck this industry

>>382226619
T-this can't be CRASH WAS NEVER GOOD NOOOO

>3 fully remakes for 39$
>Mario kart remaster at 60$

And stupid fags says shit like this
"Not enough content for those not inclined to replay levels."


Is this fucking joke?

>>382227140
take your console war bullshit and go

>>382226672
Gayspot is well known to give low scores for the clickbait

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>>382226672
>that criticism
>difficulty spikes
>outdated design
>in a remaster/remake of an early 90's platformer
>mfw

>>382226619
I wonder if I should get this or save my money to buy FFXII Remaster

>>382226672
What did they mean by outdated design? If the devs haven't fixed the messed up saving system of Crash 1, then it's one big blunder and gamespot is right.

>>382227594
are you fuckin crazy?
a hackless grind bullshit that isnt even remastering a shit for 59$ or a 3 ground up remake for 39$

wow hard choice.

>>382227635
>If the devs haven't fixed the messed up saving system of Crash 1, then it's one big blunder and gamespot is right.

They did fix Crash 1's save system. It's basically like Crash 2 and 3's save system now

>>382227635
You fuck just shut fuck up.
they did fix save system .

that "bait" reviewer even admits he didnt play all games reviewed them half away.

His fucking job is completing and reviewing games and he doesnt even do it you expect me to take him seriously?

also not like these games are 100 hour grindy jrpgs for fucks sake.

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>100
I cant wait to get it and I love Crash, but I don't think it deserves this.

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>Crash Bandicoot is finally saved
CTR WITH FULL ONLINE NEXT BOYS

>>382226672
>>382226907
Glad it's deterring coddled reviewers just like Tropical Freeze, which was excellent.

>it's in my mailbox right now

Thanks Amazon

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>>382226619
>Critical Hit (My site) - Score 8.5/10

>>382226672
>>382226907
>too hard
>looks outdated
>harsh checkpoints
why are these always listed as positives in souls reviews?

>Crash is too hard for modern reviewers

Fucking kids played this in their sleep, how far this industry has fallen is unreal.

holy shit, just watching all these streamers failing at this game is making me cringe

I see why it got "too hard" review.
fucking normies.

Jesus I beat these games when I was like 5 or 6 years old. And even back then I never really considered it a hard game.

>>382229813
>>382229840
It blows my mind when I see people pro-ace a hectic and complex FPS, yet struggle to do a simple jump over a little pit in a fucking platformer.

>>382226619
Meh, I don't give a fuck about reviews, aka glorified opinions. Just give me the game already.

>>382229840
its amazing i am too happy this game released like this not like baby holding mode.


so i can see muh modern streamer gamers to get cucked by child platformer

>>382229813
>>382230116
>>382230137
The funny part is this remaster even gave on-screen hints for people like these reviewers who are thick as shit. Things kids didn't have in the 90s.

>>382226619
Yeah, they're remakes of great games, what were you expecting?

>>382230294
>>382229840
link to any good ones? I need a laugh.

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>Crash Bandicoot has offcially unfucked his shit in our lifetime

I....I'm so happy

>>382230743
TwitchDOTtv/spamfish
>took him 30 mins to beat roo.
Have fun

Game looks great, gonna check it out

>>382230894
same bro i never thought this would happen during ps3 days.

t-thanks sony for every 30 movie games they hit one good game

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>>382228174
>CTR online
>more racers, tracks and game modes
>character and kart customization
>Spyro demo on the main menu
Would you?

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>>382230894
I'm happy for you guys. I wish Banjo could get the same treatment.

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When do we get sales figures?

does the game control just like the originals?

What do they think about Coco?

I don't know why some are shocked.

Crash games were never good.

>people thinking Crash has unJUSTed himself because 3 classic games have been remade

I'm picking it up and I'm going to enjoy it too lads but let's be real for a moment. He's still being milked through garbage like Skylanders and there's probably zero chance a new mainline entry will be made; on the off-chance it is, none of the original team that made Crash great in the first place will be on board.

>>382231717

>nintenbros belive this

yeah sure Plumber boy

>>382230894
>Both Crash Bandicoot and Brendan Fraser are about to unfuck their shit
What a time to be alive.

>>382231617
Wait a couple of weeks

>>382231753
They made new engine and its all set for new entry if it sells well.

And they didnt put Crash into skylanders like before announcing this remake , they could put him years ago like Spyro.

he is just in for promote the remake.

while spyro is stuck with Skylanders nonsense for 7 years

>>382231717
t. Plumber Boy

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>>382231753
>He's still being milked through garbage like Skylanders

Why do people say this, the only bad thing about Skylanders is the Spyro garbage design. But aside from that it looks fucking great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifz5OyG2D-w

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>>>>382231335
>tfw banjo died in your lifetime

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Well, nice to see an old friend doing well after such a long absence.
Now I wanna see my purple boi return to his former glory.

>>382232223
Saem

>game was a 7/10 in its time
>somehow it gets better score now despite being even more outdated, and uglier
paid reviews : the game.

>>382231998
I've played Imaginatiors. It's incredibly boring and monotonous. Seriously don't get why Skylanders gets the acclaim it has after playing it. There are way better games for kids to play. Like Crash, or some other 90s platformer.

>>382231650
Yes, which is why why some reviewers are crying and saying it's too hard.

>>382226672
how the fuck is crash bandicoot difficult?

>>382232223
They better make him a smug little shit. Gonna be disappointed if they forget that.

>>382230894
don't speak too soon, unless there's gonna be a new game I wouldn't really say that

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I didn't know they added Warped's "double wumpa per jump on the 10 wumpa box" feature to the first game. I wonder if this will make things easier or throw off veterans used to crossing those box bridges.

>>382232664
To be fair, it's mostly the interactive toys.
My 10 year old self would've lapped that shit up with a grin on my face, if we had kind of stuff.

>>382232586
3 games in one
Also the game didn't deserve 7/10s, Crash 2 specifically is a 9/10 game at least.

>>382232223
If Spyro HD comes out I actually see those games reviewing really well. But that remake world be harder to do than the Crash one, the artstyle is even more important in Spyro games imo.

>>382232740
Retarded reviewers and one hit kills dont mix well.

Shluld I pre-order at one of my 4 games tops in my area or will I most likely be able to find it tomorrow

>>382233169
you'll be able to find it

>>382233169
A lot of places had ran out of copies, so I'd make sure beforehand.

>>382233134
It's funny, the reviews and sales would probably be better but Spyro is an objectively worse game, people just love purple I guess?

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>>382232967
Either that or just quality of life tweak for the impatient ones.
Most likely the latter.

>>382233332
if there's 4 GameStops in his area I think he'll be fine

>>382226619
>these pathetic ass scores

not even worth a pirate

>>382233562
>pirate

it isnt for PC anon

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>>382226619
so far the BAD reviews said :
> too hard 6/10

Gamespot reviewer didn't finish the 3 games

>"Not enough content for those not inclined to replay levels."

3 games for $40.

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>>382233424

>>382233647
>pirating is only for pc

adorable

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>>382226672
>6 for crash
>FUCKING zelda gets a 10
how is this worse than a walking simulator

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What is Crash curious about?

>>382231223
Why wasn't N. Brio in CTR?

>>382233735
fairly certain you can't pirate on PS4 (yet)

>>382231650
I hear there's some physics tweaking for the different games, especially in the case of the first game where they wanted to fix the weight and momentum problems the original had

>>382233362
People have their preferences.
Personally I prefer Spyro over Crash. I enjoy the amount of speed and freedom Spyro gives you as a 3D platformer compared to the corridor levels in Crash. Hell, I prefer free-raom 3D platformers in general.
And running around having hundreds of shiny gems getting drawn to you as you get near them is so satisfying.

Still psyched for Crash though.

>>382226672
shills btfo

>>382226672
>"Peter stayed current with new Crash games during the PlayStation's life span; playing the N. Sane Trilogy marks the first time he's revisited the series in almost 20 years, and he played roughly halfway through each game in the collection. GameSpot was provided with a complimentary copy of the game for the purpose of this review."
Lol, he only played roughly half of each game.

>>382233647
>Not forcibly plundering the game from the store with your cutlass
Ye' lily-liver!

>>382233881
only issue with Spyro for me is that theres no challenge there, the gliding is fun and I like the graphics and sound effects It just makes me wish there was more to it. Not that that makes it a bad game

>>382233982
>played half of the game before he scored it
and you're telling me these people get paid to review videogames?

>>382233828
he probably is curios why she get killed instead of humiliated with the symitar guy
>crash get his shorts cut off
>Coco dies and turn into an angel.

>>382233982
He's already played the originals, it's not like they changed that much

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>>382233828

81 is pretty fine for 20 year old games that didn't change gameplay, only graphics

>>382233982
>reviewing a game you haven't even finished
what the fuck is this shit?

imagine a film critic reviewing a film he only watched half of, or a music journalist reviewing an lp when he only listened to half.
how the fuck is this acceptable in the chuckle fuck world of video game """journalism"""?

12
hours

>>382234184
Apparently the last time he played them was 20 years ago.
You can literally beat each game in around 2 hours.
This reviewer is fucking lazy.

>>382228101
maybe he is super bias because he grew up with thouse games and maybe was the only games he could play while being a happy kid...
we never know.

>>382234246
>81 is pretty fine for 20 year old games that didn't change gameplay,

That's not fully true. They did make gameplay changes.

I got my copy and the menu says something about being able to be in a session with someone. What does that mean?

It's funny to think that there are ponies with no knowledge of this shitty old games that will be duped into buying it because of video game journalism nostalgia.

>>382234176
Sometimes, humiliation is worse than death

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>>382226619
>Critical Hit (My site) - Score 8.5/10

>>382234278
>you must play 100% of a two decade old remake before you can review it

really faggot?

>>382231617
ctr remaster pls

>>382234318

Yeah but reviewers are still complaining aboout difficulty somehow

>>382234184
To be fair, it doesn't say that he finished it 20 years ago either.

>>382234318
Only slight ones, particularly to crash 1

>>382234335
Yeah they are going to have fun while you're gonna sit there and be jaded, i truly feel sorry for them

>>382233820
because this walking simulator is only down hallways

>>382234365
Yes. 100%.

You cannot and should not review something if you haven't experienced half of it.

>>382233828
I am a big fan of CrashxCoco

>>382233982
>complains about difficulty spikes
>only game that had this as an issue is Crash 1
>the really hard levels are near the end of the game
>only played the first half
???

I wish it was on the Switch. Be nice to play on the go. I might just buy a Xbox one x and a ps4. I already own the Switch. Then I wouldn't miss out on any exclusives

>>382234551
Game reviewers are retarded, news at 11.

>>382234473
I can play Crash every moment of my life I just choose not to because the games really aren't that good. Not like people couldn't play Crash before this re-release yet no one did. Then sony says "REMEMBER CRASH LMAO" and suddenly everyone loves Crash.

>>382234551
Gonna assume he quit at Sunset Vista.

>>382234627
Xbone has no exclusives. Crash might come to the switch eventually, hopefully pc too.

>>382231223
>Spyro demo on the main menu
It's never happening
Move on.

>>382233982
I wish game reviewers were forced to upload their gameplay footage, just so you'd get a better understand of how they play.

>>382234647
What are you even talking about, Crash has always been a major fan favorite.

Are you ready for some hot Coco?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Rs5efQl8SE

>>382234627
I hope it comes on all available platforms.
As long as they keep making the games for Sony consoles as well, it's only a plus.

>>382234827
Yeah I guess it's because people love Crash so much that there hasn't been a Crash game in like 15 years.

Some games and genres die for a reason.

Does anybody know what the update fixed?

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>>382230137
We reached a point were simple platformers are too hard for people who are proud they beat shit like Dark Souls.

>>382234627
Considering it has references to Uncharted like a framed picture of Drake I wouldnt be surprised if it remained full exclusive although they can always remove it

>>382234632
>>382234727
It makes me think he struggled with the early levels in Crash 2 and Warped too. I want to see gameplay footage because I fully expect it's gonna be like polygon playing Doom.

>>382234953
I believe it adds stormy ascent + two trophies

>>382230137
This is sad

>>382233562
>6/10s are all literally complaining the game is too hard, a game for children
>Taking them seriously when nearly everybody here 105% these games when they were 5

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>>382226619
>Critical Hit (My site) - Score 8.5/10

>>382231827
>Brendan Fraser are about to unfuck their shit
What. Our guy Brendan is getting decent roles?

>>382234947
Fans love the original naughty dog games, up to CTR. Anywhere you look you'll find no shortage of fans of those games. And yet here you are anon, going "Pfft, as if.".

>>382232740

Crash games got easier with each game. Crash 1 gets pretty hard to be totally fair

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>>382234871
>dat giggle during her dance

>>382234551
Was breezing through CB1 until bridges happened. Fuck bridge levels, specially the one that forces you to use turtles. The rest are piss easy.

>>382234947

The franchise was almost forgotten because Naughty Dog couldn't make games anymore, and even after that Crash's popularity didn't faded until well into the late 2000's

Now we might be witnessing a rebirth

>>382227140

But Nintendo games are actually good dood

>>382227649

>remake of one good game
>three remakes of subpar games

I wonder what the correct choice is....

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>>382234067
>no challenge

Mate, try the Tree-Tops level and dare to say that about Spyro. That shit was brutal.

>>382235484
I'm having some trouble with the no death gems, they can be tricky.

>>382235654
>trying to figure out how to get to that one island
God I felt like a moron after I finally did it.

>>382235647
>remake

it is PCXPS2 emulator you retarded.

on the other hand crash is all drawn and made by scratch

>>382235837
is that why its unstable 30-20fps?

>>382233828
Why coco is a blondie meanwhile crash is a ginger?

>>382226672
how do reviewers not recognise their own failings when it comes to game difficulty? This was a game that was played by the most females of any game back in the day so don't give me a 'pls someone think of the casuals argument'.

>difficulty spike of 20 year old games

I'd be pretty fucking pissed if they fucked with the game design (especially crash 1, that game is a real nicely difficult game).

>>382235901
Coco wears a wig.

>>382234278
>imagine a film critic reviewing a film he only watched half of,
But that's how the academy awards works

>>382234278

It's more like a car reviewer calling manual cars a negative because "outdated gear system, unfair difficulty".

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>...it might pain you to realize that Crash's original adventures aren't as inventive or surprising as they were 20 years ago.

From the Gamespot review. Genuinely one of the stupidest things I've seen in an article in years.

>>382234278
Because this industry has no standards. Especially when it comes to gaming journalism.

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>>382236283
>"Enemies rarely react to you, preferring instead to follow pre-determined paths and animation loops"

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>>382236021
Well that would explain a lot

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>>382236404
!

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>>382226672
>not a cinematic experience 6/10

>>382236365

This can't be real.

I refuse to believe that a person was paid to write this.

>>382226672
Still not worse than when Tom McFaggot gave that one Ratchet and Clank game a low score because it had too much gameplay diversity.

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>>382234490
not bad
though I'm more cocoxngin myself

>>382236889
it's a terrible movie.

>>382231223
>more racers
like who, literally every character is already playable, they already had to inflate the roster with tiger and polar

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>>382232905
Like this right?

>>382237185
The Hog.

>>382236894
It's Gamespot. They probably had to type up the review themselves based on the scribbles on the reviewer's wall that he'd written in his own shit.

>>382236051
no, it isn't.

>>382231076
>took him 30 mins to beat roo.
there is zero chance this happened
no way

>>382237185
Not him but Koala Kong, N. Brio, Komodo Moe, and Baby T. are characters they could add.

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pc when?

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>>382237185
Expanded base roster:
>Oxide (unlocked after completing story mode)
>Tawna
>N. Brio
>Koala Kong
>Komodo Moe
>Baby T.
>Trophy Girls
>obj_motherfucker

Secret (Post-ND) characters
>Crunch
>N. Trance
>Nina

Each of the above appeared in at least one past Crash title by Vicarious Visions, so it's okay.

100% completion bonus:
>Spyro

>>382234343
the do the 2, humilate her in her underwear and then kill her.
...
wait...
that is worst, isnt it?

>>382237251
Don't.

>>382237185
N.Brio specifically stands out as someone that shouldve been in it

>Sonyshits spend a fucking year spamming Crash threads EVERY FUCKING DAY
>Sony roaches scurry back into their holes once the reviews call out the game

>>382237524
OK for Koala Kong and N. Brio, but Komodo Moe and fucking Baby T? really?

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>>382237853
Alright kid, I will take it easy with you this time

>>382237751
>that pic.
Actually, giving ctr its own characters and "story" would't be a bad idea.

>>382237959
We already have Komodo Joe. And if Polar and Pura are playable, why not Baby T.?

>>382237703
If I were to hazard a guess, I'd go with holiday season this year.

>>382237703
>lewd coco mod

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>>382226672
>Crash was born in 3D; Mario and Sonic merely adopted

Mfw the Gamespot review baneposted in the first paragraph. Has it officially becomes a normie meme?

>>382238073
>We already have Komodo Joe
So why add Moe, too? We don't want this to be Mario Kart where every little shit koopaling is playable

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>>382237940
Nintentard spotted.

>>382238207
Dumb frogposter.

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>>382238223
Why would Nintenbros be mad at Sonybros when they're going to be releasing the unequivocal GOTY and platformer of the year in October while the best thing Crash can do is a literal rehash?

>>382237968
Thank you.

>>382237751
>Nina
>Crunch
>N. Trance
Go fuck yourself

>>382234871
>typing in her laptop in iddle animation
>doing it during crash 2 where the batery is dead
The lore consistency is dead everybody, lets go home.

>>382226672
Shit, I didn't know Jim Sterling was working for GameSpot.

>>382238586
This is Crash 3's Coco, she time traveled, her batteries are fine

>>382237940
t. BotW shill

Hmmm

Should I buy this for 40 euro or go and buy some 10 euro CDs to mod my ps2 to play the games?

Is nostalgia a depressing thing or is that just for me?

>>382238721
then i retract of what i said
The lore is perfectly kept in the crash multiverse.

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>>382226619
>Critical Hit (My site) - Score 8.5/10

>>382227140
>price = quality
>shitty opinions from a fag who barely manages to play videogames = the general consensus

I agree the MK8 Deluxe universal praise is overblown though. (fuck double items)

>>382230137
This, that thing always baffles me. Why normies are competent at sports games and FPS yet shitty in other genres?

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>>382238541
>N. Trance is a creation of Vicarious Visions.
>Crunch appeared in multiple VV-developed Crash titles and is playable in most of them.
>Nina debuted in a VV-developed Crash title and was originally intended for CNK.
I see no problem here.

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>>382226619
NOOOO

THIS WASENT SUPOSSED TO HAPPEN1!!!!!!

DELETE THIS!!!!!!!!!

>>382239065
I don't want to be reminded about these fucking shovelware trash after the trilogy.

>>382238436
>they're going to be releasing the unequivocal GOTY and platformer of the year in October
How fucking would you be if that wasnt the case

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>>382239205
>shoverware
Oh, it's you. Hello again Mr. Genwunner.

>>382227327

this, they've been doing it for what feels like decades

>>382238207
Normies were quoting that line the day the movie premiered you dumb frogcunt

>>382237968
>>382237251
source me up fampai

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>>382239001
Funny you should mention MK8 seeing as how it stole its gimmick from a Crash racing title.

>>382239065
>>382239316
https://boards.fireden.net/v/search/filename/%201498163878186/

So are you trying to become some kind of Crash Barneyfag or something?

I remember the first GBA crash game being quite good.

>>382226672
>the bad
Is this satire?

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>>382240024
I could ask the same of the guy who drones the same buzzword every thread he's in

>>382238436
Yeah, and I'm sure the Mario will sell really well with all 6 people that have a switch.

>>382240421
>everyone who calls out my shit is one person

lol

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>full priced bloomwalker is on a 90
>full priced mario kart port has a higher score than the original version

And people say there is no Nintendo bias.

Reminder: It's ok when Sony rehashes like crazy

literally OK

>>382240614

This is a third party game boyo, as they were the originals

>>382229813
>shit reviewer from shit gaming site says a game is too hard
>"HURR THE INDUSTRY HAS FALLEN ; ((("

Shut the fuck up.

>>382239316
fuck off
nina is cancer

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>>382240614
How is it a sony rehash when it's not even exclusive?

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>>382240809
nina is cute
except for the radical version, that one sucks

>>382226672
THE FUCK IS WRONG. THOSE PEOPLE ARE PAYED TO PLAY VIDEO GAME. HOW THEY CANT PUT A NEGATIVE POINT FOR A REMASTER TO NOT HAVE LOWERED THE DIFFICULTY?
AND THEY FIND CRASH HARD?
"OH NO I DOESNT HAVE THE SAME AUTO ASSIST GAMEPLAY AS BATMAN/TW3/AC!!!
FUCK THIS SHIT

>>382241218
Kill yourself, waifufag.

>>382231151
>Sony
wat

>>382226672
>While it's easy to look at these games and appreciate the care that's gone into their presentation, actually playing them stirs up conflicting emotions. There's no way around it: they remain dated despite their fresh look. Enemies rarely react to you, preferring instead to follow pre-determined paths and animation loops. And many obstacles are needlessly discouraging; Razor-thin tolerances for success and one-hit deaths make for a frustrating pairing.
It should be illegal for some people to have opinions about video games.

>>382241218
nobody likes nina, faggot
she's a living abortion

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>>382240860
>it's not even exclusive?

Anon don't make me say it..

>>382240782
Several websites have given the remaster a 6/10 noting its "too hard"

Shut up, cunt

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>>382226672
>difficulty that could be ironed out
What. WHAT. Little children would beat these games, how the fuck were they too hard.

Is there an author for the review so you can see what games they rate high and low?

>>382235330
http://variety.com/2017/tv/news/brendan-fraser-trust-fx-series-john-paul-getty-1202450113/

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>>382241726
This reviewer who couldn't be bothered to play through all of them to the end.

>>382240614
It is okay.

>>382242061
Which is shameful when you consider each game is maybe 4-5 hours long if you're not retarded.

>>382241726
2 and 3 weren't even that hard until you got closer to the end, 1 was the one that was actually hard.

Also the fact that hes excited they added analog controls explains why he found it so hard. I've been playing through 2 and difficult levels like road to ruination become a hell of a lot easier when you put down the stick and embrace the d-pad.

>>382242061
>surprise, surprise it's a nu-male!!

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>>382241373
>game reviewer doesn't even know what a platformer is
Why is our industry so full of retards?

>>382226672
I fucking knew this would be the first post in this thread.

Nice work, /v/.

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>>382242061
Oh come on the games arent even long. They are long if you go for all challenges, gems and crystals but the games are very short otherwise. Jesus christ.
>games are about 4 hours long each
>only played half of each
>2 hours on each game
>6~ hours total playtime across 3 games
I spend longer on the toilet for fuck sake.

>>382242263
Seriously, I'm not expecting reviewers to 100% the games they review, but at least make it to the credits if they want me to consider what they say.

>>382226619
post lewd coco

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>>382241373
>>>382226672
>Enemies rarely react to you, preferring instead to follow pre-determined paths and animation loops.
This is standard for linear platformers, what the fuck?
>Razor-thin tolerances for success and one-hit deaths make for a frustrating pairing.
He is making it seem like every level in every game is slippery climb. Aku masks are placed in decent amounts, checkpoints are placed fairly, and it's easy to rack up lives.

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>>382239510
https://d.facdn.net/art/justmegabenewell/1453703713/1453703713.justmegabenewell_skinkingstonealt.png

Enjoy

>>382226672

So it's trash.

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>>382236404
For some reason, I find people with facial hair dressing up like women kinda hot

>>382243124
gamespot? yeah

>>382226672

Cancelled my pre order

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>>382242758

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>>382242758

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>>382234871
>Samsung Galaxy Note 7

>>382243014
Go watch gameplay of the average streamer, it's as if nobody has any sense of depth perception. They jump way too early and fall down the most basic pits.

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>>382243590
Oh?

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>>382244148
Coco is innocent. INNOCENT!

>>382243939
someone oughta make a youtube video of some clips
then post it on plebbit and shit and maybe it'll get tons of views and people will laugh at them and buy crash because of it
and then we'll get CTR remake and finally the golden age of platformers begins again

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>Gamespot - 6/10
>Gameblog - 7/10
>VentureBeat - 9/10
>God is a Geek - 8/10
>Game Informer - 8/10
>Destructoid - 8.5/10
>Attack of the Fanboy - 9/10
>IGN - 8.5/10
>Critical Hit Gaming - 8.5/10
>Spaziogames - 8.5/10
>Everyeye.it - 8.7/10
>IGN.it - 8/10
>Vandal - 8.3/10
>Hardcore Gamer - 8/10
>Multiplayer.it - 9/10
>COGconnected - 7.9/10
>Eurogamer.it - 9/10
>GameReactor - 6/10
>Metro - 7/10
>ACG - Buy
>Gaming Age - A
>The Games Machine - 8/10
>IGN Spain - 9/10
>Games Radar+ - 7/10
>Meristation - 8.8/10
>Gaming Trend - 9/10
>La PS4 - 9/10

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I love you Coco.

>>382243590
hahaha
no, give me

>>382241257

Especially considering an easy platformer is usually boring.

example : Mario 3d world was boring while tropical freeze was awesome.

How mario got 10 more point than dk on meta is a mystery to me.

>>382244931
I wanna shoot my wumpa juice inside Coco's Bandicooter

Well it gets a 5/10 from me for butchering the music, art style, all the small yet satisfying details, Crash's personality, amd ultimately, the mysterious atmosphere.

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New Crash by Vicarious Visions when?

I still have nightmares about Slippery Climb, but I'm so looking forward to it.

>>382243236
what the flip is wrong with you

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>>382245367

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>>382244407
Reminder that Coco is a dirty Cortex spy and probably swaps selfies with N. Gin

Crash in Smash Bros when?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHsdWIA4c_w

>>382245192
>butchering the music
Subjective, some songs are better, some are worse.
>art style
It's the fucking same but with more polygons.
>all the small yet satisfying details
Every single easter egg from the original games is back, as well as adding new ones such as the crowd throwing cheese at you if you go in the front left corner against Tiny in Warped.
>Crash's personality
Nothing has changed, he acts and says literally the exact same things he did in the OG titles.
>the mysterious atmosphere.
The fuck are you even talking about?

>>382245343
After the CTR remake, which will be announced at PSX.

>>382245696
sick moves

>>382245720
>>butchering the music
>subjective
removing instruments and sounds is objectively "butchering"

>>382246003
And other songs add more instruments. Cortex's Warped theme in the PS4 game is easily a stark improvement.

>>382245720
>, he acts and says literally the exact same things he did in the OG titles

I heard he doesn't do the dance when you find a gem

>>382246386
We've seen literally hundreds of hours worth of footage where both Crash and Coco do the dance whenever you get a gem.

I am at susnset Vista and I am having a blast.

This remake is fucking great!

>>382245532
An over glorified challenge if I've ever seen one. It's pretty tough but nothing too crazy. I'd say Piston it away had a harder box challenge. Christ, especially if you've never played it. I always foumd it a little refundant that they give you a gem on these paths, yet you need the boxes on these paths to get the other gem too... would make more sense to restrict it to simply being a box gem as the reward.

>>382246191
>And other songs add more instruments
that's bad too

>>382246618
If they did nothing to the music at all, whether it be removing instruments, replacing them, or adding new ones to put their own spin on the tune, you'd have bitched they were being lazy and that the remaster was shit because of it. I've been in this argument with people like you before.

>>382245720
Its all subjective, friend. But anyway.

The inclusion of easter eggs =\= keeping all the nice little details.

If you think Crash acts the same you are literally both deaf and blind. He now makes goofy sounds durimg many cutscenes and sometimes even durimg death animations.

In terms of artstyle, no, it is mot the same at all. Character designs for many are now over exaggerated or changed altogether. Many textures are now washed out; everything is less vibrant and high contradt in general.

And of course, this impacts atmosphere.

>>382246928
are you fucking implying crash didn't WOAH during death scenes before, mister reddit spacing?

>>382246928
>If you think Crash acts the same you are literally both deaf and blind. He now makes goofy sounds durimg many cutscenes and sometimes even durimg death animations.

Oh you mean the same goofy noises he made anyway in the original games? Really, how fucking serious did you take this character when you were a kid? Did you think he was some complex intelligent being when he jumped out the window in Crash 1 saying "uh-oh" before stretching into a fall like Wil'e Coyote?

>>382246808
But their 'remastered' soundtrack just sounds underwhelming. There's plenty of segments where you could compare the two and it'd be pretty clear which has more of a bang. So many of the instrumts just sound really dulled down. Worst of all, some tracks actually change the melody of some songs. By all meams remaster the music, just don't do it if you can't do it faithfully.

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>When she sees your dong hanging out of the leg of your shorts

i fucking can't beat Native Fortress i've been playing for 3 hours on this fucking level and can't beat it fuck why do i suck so hard at this game, please help

>>382246808
wrong faggot I'd have praised them for using the old music, get off your horse

>>382247146
When did I say he didn't originally make sounds? Lol. He said woah, he didn't make actual retard noises like 'bleehh!'. Dis you enjoy his Crash if the Tirans voiceamd personality? Cause its cerging on that at times.

>>382247259
What videogame journal are you working for?

>>382246928

>faggot who literally only played 3

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>>382247351

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What the fuck is this gay shit?
Fuck it, I rather buy it at FUCKING GAMESTOP

>>382247397
i have my own blog

>>382247169
Except he does't make the same sounds anymore, dumb dumb. And the fact that he says some which are the same, doesn't negate that point. Also, don't make shit up. Ofc I don't tjink he used to ne complex. He used to be charming in his simplicity and neutrality.

>>382235557
This really, I love Star Fox Zero and Metroid Prime FF

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I'm glad Pinstripe still uses his tommy. They could have easily swapped in some generic laser gun or whatever.

>>382247401
Except 3 is my least played of the trilogy. 2 is my favorite, but thanks.

>>382236404
>he stripped Coco naked and stole her clothes

Cortex you madman

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>>382247487
>tfw cancelled mine and just got the digital version on PSN

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>>382247483
>posting sandniggers

>>382247540
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GT46t_xrrIU

In the span of this intro he makes a retarded nose when he's electrocuted next to Cortex, blatantly making a high pitched "wa-ah-ah-ah!" noise,and literally talks when he falls out the window. So shut the fuck up

>>382247487
They are giving a bonus if you trade 3 or more games, or a certain percentage for trading towards crash. I traded a few games in, bought a PSN card, and the game is already downloaded and installed. Just waiting till 11 when it unlocks.

>>382247720
Yes, i'm aware that he made sounds in the original, thank you. The remaster of 1's intro is really quite 1:1 so I can't say much about that. I'm talking about 2's into, where for some reason he acts like a dumb, cartoony dog, and 3's, where he makes retarded Titans tier noises when dizzy. His animations in mamy scenarios are also overdone and exaggerated. Crash was simple, now he's more of an idiot and he likes to show that off.

>>382247705
>>382247875
I'm on the fence about Digital.
On one hand, its more convenient and game sharing, but on the other, I like physical copies. It's all on whether or not I drive past gamestop, don't feel like going out of my way to get it.

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>>382248059
>Crash acts consistently across all three games now, his personality traits from Crash 1 carrying over to Crash 2 and 3
>NO, CRASH WASN'T THIS DUMB, JUST IGNORE HOW HE ACTED IN 1 BUT I CAN'T COMPLAIN ABOUT CRASH 1 BECAUSE THEY GOT IT RIGHT

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>>382247715

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>>382248059
>where for some reason he acts like a dumb, cartoony dog
because he's a dumb, cartoony dog? you know he literally takes design cues from animaniacs and roger rabbit right?

>Praising Portstation 4
>It's okay when Sony does it
This is hypocrisy

>>382248106
I got the digital version as well.
At this point it's clear that Sony will never do backwards compatibility again and physical copies just take up space.
I do get physical versions if the cover is exceptionally nice, but the N.Sane trilogy one is pretty bland.

>>382248221
But in the remaster, he's inconsistent so your point is void. In 1 he acts quite strangely, but doesn't seem mentally retarded. At the end of 1, for some reason they decided to make his attraction to Tawna really embarrassimg and goofy, he's way too eager. Amd tjis sort of wierd goofiness transitions into 2 and 3. Compare that to the original where he was a little odd in 1's intro, then neutral for the rest of the series.

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Here's my review:

Poochie/10

>>382248106
I rarely do digital, but this was an exception. I still play the hell out of crash games so it's worth it not to have to drop the disk in everytime I play, plus I know I won't want to trade it in anytime soon so physical isn't a necessity.

If going to GameStop is that out of the way why not go to 7-eleven/Walgreens/any of the million other places that have PSN cards? I wanted to point out that GameStop does have some decent deals going on to help save afew bucks.

>>382248373
Concept art/intention =/= how Crash actually acted in the original games.

>>382232223
I'm still praying for this too.

>>382245720
>It's the fucking same but with more polygons.
It fucking isn't. The color contrast and general detail of the assets have been bogged down and Crash is too realistic.

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>>382226672
>literally said that the game could have been easier
Do these reviewers even play games?

>>382248463
The main reason why I was getting the physical was because of Amazon Prime, I only buy digitally on the XBone because of Game sharing, but now that Amazon fucked me, might as well go digital for this too unless I get some cool shit for pre-ordering.

>>382248639
>plus I know I won't want to trade it in anytime soon so physical isn't a necessity.
Funny, out of all this gen, the only physical game I gave away was Rare Replay, gave it to my cousin, and that was because I bought it digitally.
Parting with a game feel weird now even when I rare if ever play it.

>>382235557
L
M
A
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Totally dood

>>382234761
well crash is comming to the xbox one

I sure hope it's not an exclusive, Crash returns should be enjoyed by everyone.

I might even buy it again if the framerate is unlocked on pc

>>382248106
I needed to get the digital one for my trip otherwise I wouldn't be able to play until the week I return. The physical version is pretty barebones like most of them are now.

Where the fuck is the Jim Sterling 2/10 review

>>382245598
Man I've seen you every single fucking crash thread. And not only is your comment unfunny but nobody ever answers you.

Why the FUCK do you keep posting this shit? Legitimately interested. Do you have autism?

>>382233838

N. Brio and Koala Kong couldn't fit into CTR. Naughty Dog intended for them to join, but they were held back by technological limitations. You can see some evidence of this buried in the game's code.

>>382237940
its comming to xbox anyway

>>382237185

Moron. LITERALLY every character is already playable? How fucking retarded are you? Did you read your own sentence?

Tawna, Baby T-Rex, Koala Kong, N. Brio, Komodo Moe, and Hog should be added, N. Oxide should be playable for once, and Penta Penguin should have FULL stats like in the NTSC-J and PAL versions.

>>382249460
>The physical version is pretty barebones like most of them are now.
The biggest insult to the customers. My GR1 case didn't even have a booklet.

>>382241583
its comming to xbox

>>382250145
Agreed, except fuck you for wanting Penta Penguin to be an overpowered piece of shit

>>382250201
Hahaha

>>382250190
Yeah I think because devs are trying to be more eco-friendly, they just make the manuals digital. It's pretty much made physical copies pointless since all you'll find is maybe a dlc code. When Yakuza Kiwami comes out in August I'll finally get to have a steelbook. Hopefully it'll have more stuff than the average boxed version.

>>382249698
what limitations

>>382250145
Penta Penguin being a literal perfect racer is fucking retarded and should not be repeated.

>>382250275

The overpowered Penta Penguin is only to balance out N. Oxide. They should be unlocked simultaneously and have the same stats. This is to allow two racers to battle it out with equally overpowered characters.

In the same vein, Fake Crash and Hog should have the lowest stats, like handicap characters of sorts for players who want to show off.

>>382250145
>Tawna
no
>Baby T
no
>Koala Kong
eh, no.
>N. Brio
yes
>Moe
no
>Hog
the fuck, no. fuck off.

also
>being this mad

>>382248558
No, Crash acts retarded in all three games. Go fucking die for once in any of them.

>>382250540

RAM, if I remember correctly.

>>382250663
>don't add additional characters that are from the trilogy

Dumb retard.

Crash was always shit.
Where Spyro @?

>>382250501
Don't hold you're breath on it. P5 steel case only had the warning about play for too long in it, but I also got the special edition so I wasn't too mad.

>>382250663

Why the fuck not? Hog would be a Fake Crash clone but both having lowest stats, and both needing to be unlocked.

>>382250501
I look at my psx games and its 70 pages manuals and I can only feel sad.
>full color
>character bios
>Combat guide
>Even maps and walkthrough for the first levels

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>>382250941
because hog is a fucking hog. that's it. that's the extent of his character.
would you seriously want the roster to be full of useless shit characters nobody likes

>>382251295
Yeah and polar is just a fucking polar bear, pura is just a fucking tiger and penta is just a goddamn penguin, faggot

>>382251295
>polar is a fucking polar bear
>pura is a fucking tiger
>throwing an autismfest over crash characters from the original trilogy

>>382251528
cool, I never said those characters are good though

>>382251295

Hog is a joke character like Fake Crash. Also, there is only one Hog that Crash rides, and yet there are many penguins, and Penta Penguin is playable. We have other ridden animals like Polar and Pura anyway.

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>>382237185
Obj_motherfucker would make an excellent addition to CTR

>>382251596
Spyro and him would be fucking gold.

>>382228957
Different genre, different style, different expectations.
You go into a game with gloom, doom, dread and third person action combat, difficulty can be expected. You go into a cartoony platformer and it kicks your ass, it can be surprising if you're that one guy that doesn't remember old platformers being a bitch and a half.

>>382251594
yeah but adding random characters just for the sake of adding characters is terrible and the game would suffer because of it, that'd be like adding 10 cortex minions all dressed differently from knight to lab rat
it's much better to have a moderate set of fan favorites, fleshed out characters and buff the shit out of them with voice lines and polish