What's going on here?

Embargo on release time

>>382225368

Why do companies do this? Is it because they know the game will under-perform in reviews and they don't want to lose sales?

>>382225432
OMG, You're so smart...

Gamespot scored it a six for feeling too similar to the originals....

>>382226227
oh no

nothing, theyre dropping right now

Gamespot - 6/10
Gameblog - 7/10
VentureBeat - 9/10
God is a Geek - 8/10
Game Informer - 8/10
Destructoid - 8.5/10
Attack of the Fanboy - 9/10
IGN - 8.5/10
Critical Hit Gaming - 8.5/10
Spaziogames - 8.5/10
Everyeye.it - 8.7/10
IGN.it - 8/10

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I TRIED SO HARD

AND GOT SO FAR

>>382226227
>,,,
Crash has always been a mediocre/average game, you weren't seriously expecting 10's were you?

>>382226227
The original only got a 6.8/10 at the time, surprisingly.

>>382226326
Crash wins again

>>382226227
Isn't that supposed to be a good thing? That's exactly what it was advertised

>>382226347
>I'm bad game is bad
This is why I can't take """""professional""""" reviews seriously.

>>382226347
>CONS:
>they didn't casualize the fuck out of it for us

nothing makes me froth at the mouth more than the details of a gamespot review

>>382226437
Surprisingly?
Crash 1 is not a good game anon

>>382226347
>cons: too hard
christ

>>382226326
So a solid 8/10? Cool

>>382226347
>cons: the designs look old
What the FUCK did he expect

>>382226347
>positives
>GOOD GRAPHIXXXXX
>negatives
>OMG WHY IS IT SO HAAAAAAAAAAAAARD WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

How do we eradicate game reviewers?

>>382226347
Didn't this site give a bad score to Dong Freeze for 'being too hard'?

>>382226347
>Outdated designs
What did he mean by this?

It's currently on 82

>>382226597
yeah, that means it's irredeemable GARBAGE, might as well go play superman 64

So are ALL the complaints about difficulty or are there any actually legitimate flaws?

>>382226661
More-or-less, yeah. If you look at gameplay of him playing TF, you can see that he's just genuinely shit at understanding the very clear way in which the game communicates each level's mechanics. Different reviewer, though.

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>Nintendo paying reviews is a conspira-

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down to 80 now

>>382226881
BotW is one of those games that pretends to be difficult but is actually very easy, it's perfect for game reviewers.

>>382226347
>Tropical Freeze
>6/10: too hard
>Crash
>6/10: too hard
Gamespot are worse than fucking IGN.

>>382225432
that they all get released at same time is probably a good thing

early reviews always get the most attention, as such you'd be pushed to do rushed reviews anyway

The gameplay is super dated, anyone that gives this game a great score is blinded by nostalgia.

>The people who did the awful PS2 Crash games remade the PS1 games that weren't that good in the first place

Nostalgiafags btfo

>Vicarious Revisions

Spyro remake when

>>382227005
Says 83 for me

>>382226881
>Romantic open world
>goofy npcs
>delicate soundtrack

>>382227035
>The gameplay is super dated
Anyone who thinks like this is an underaged faggot.

>>382226881
Cons:
>It's a PS1 platformer

What's wrong with this guy?

>>382227059
Wrath of Cortex and Twinsanity were both decent though, WoC just suffered from ridiculous loadtimes and TS suffered from being unfinished.

>>382225305
It blows my mind that these fucks review the game as though it's a new title, and not a remake who's entire purpose is to recreate the old games.

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>>382227085
never ever

>>382227059
>The people who did the awful PS2 Crash games
They only made one of the PS2 games

>>382227014
>BotW is one of those games that pretends to be difficult but is actually very easy,
Maybe if you board resources well but even then those reviewers would still get raped hard if they ever triggered a Lynel fight.

>>382227059
Vicarious Visions didn't do Wrath of Cortex or Twinsanity at all or any other post ND console game with the exception of Nitro Kart. They made the GBA Crash games.

Travelers Tales did both Wrath of Cortex and Twinsanity, and Radical did both Crash of the Titans and Mind Over Mutant.

>>382226347
this is tropical freeze all over again
>what did dark souls get from this site?

>>382226881
>Ocassional frame rate issues
>10
Evry tim

>>382227210
>>382227173
It's a lose-lose situation

>Change it up
OMG THEY DISRESPECTED THE ORIGINAL GAME!!!
>Keep it the same with some minor tweaks
OMG THIS IS LITERALLY THE SAME GAME I'VE ALREADY PLAYED GIVE US SOMETHING NEW!!!

>>382226881
Use tropical freeze you sonybuttsucker

>>382227428
Game reviewers need to be eradicated from existence.

>>382226881
How strange that this one man has a certain taste in video games.

>>382227428
could also just have different modes

if it's just minor changes, nothing stops you from making them optional

>>382226884
NO FUCKING DELETE THIS PLEASE WE REALLY NEEDED CRASH TO BE a 9/10 OR MORE IT'S THE ONLY UPCOMING GAME WE GOT

Jesus fuck guys.. look at the review page.. he only played half of each game.. what the fuck

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>>382227225

I'm going to buy this so that we get more

>>382228398
But there's no more good Crash platformers.

>>382226326
Gameinformer gave it a 8/10

>>382226884
JUST

>>382226347
>outdated designs
My blood boils whenever i read shit like this. Same shit happened with YL which admitedly turned out poorly but the arogance and lack of awarness of how shit modern """level design""" is never fails to piss me off.

>>382226661
Yeah, they also gave Conquest a lower score than Birthright because it was "too challenging."

>>382226326
>listening to the opinions of liberals.

A port of old ass PS1 games won't get awesome scores, if you like the games already there's no point looking at metacritic

>>382229047
Yet it has over an 80...

>>382227023
>normie website reviews games from a normie perspective
hmmm...

>>382229147

Most stuff does unles it's exceptionally shit

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Is this a good score?

>>382229931
No. 100 or bust.

>>382229931
It is for games that are really old. A port of RE4 today won't get a 96 but it's still the same damn game.

>>382229931
For a remake it's actually not that bad.

>Include on-screen hints for modern gamers but overall do not touch the gameplay
>Modern gamers are STILL too fucking stupid to handle a children's series from the 90s

Jesus Christ

>>382231047
can you remove those hints?

they should have old school mode and child mode(and literally call that lol)

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>>382226347
>difficulty is bad
>muh modernism

>>382226326
mediocre/10

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For anyone who gives a shit the IGN Jewtube review gave it an 8.5

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>>382226884
Almost lower than FFXV on before day one.

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>>382232207
https://boards.fireden.net/_/search/filename/%201497840365889.jpg/

Console wars are pretty pathetic, friendo.

>>382232207
>Nintendo shiposters want games to treat him like the toddlers they are
Hmmm really make the fidget spin

>>382232207
>my PC games can all be made pisseasy. Haha sony ponies have to play games with the intended difficulty

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post yfw they patch in the Spyro code tomorrow.

>>382232207
>>>/r/eddit

>>382232923
The top one unironically looks better

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>>382233101

>>382226326
Not even a single 10.

>>382233101
Artstyle and animation are two different things anon.

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>gamespot reviewer only played half of each game and gave it a 6/10

>>382233403
Why are people allowed to review games without finishing them

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>>382233101
The point is that it's lazier

>>382231274
If I ever made a game or owned a company that did I'd call the piss easy mode "game journalist mode" or something. Then insult them for that mode like doom does.

Your mums fat cunt

>>382233403

>halfway

So he gave it half a score

12/10 is fucking great then.

Am I the only one who thinks the remake looks awful?
The lighting is all over the place, everything looks too white.
Also, 30fps, lmao

>>382233474
If your game is shit until halfway through, but amazing afterwards, you fucked up, not the reviewer. Don't know why you faggots even give a shit about these reviews, it's just shitpost fodder.

Crash was never good niggas

>>382233824
>too white

niggers dont get to say

>>382233927
Its still their job to review the game, not half of the game. If the first half on the game is shit and the second half is great, then bitch about that in the review once you finish the game.